Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

It is time for my magnum opus to be completed!

You're making a Magnum Opus? Cool. I'm making a .38 Hobbes myself.

PUN OF DOOOOOOM!!

[Super Samurai]

You're making a Magnum Opus? Cool. I'm making a .38 Hobbes myself.

PUN OF DOOOOOOM!!

You and your secret lemon chiffon messages.

What is a chiffon anyway?

[Kholdhearted]

If you quote this you become my slave!!!

[Tusk]

What--Mr. Clean, Spider-Man, Frankenstein, Sagat, and more in a WRESTLING ring? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmEehuisG4U)

[Anthony Johanson]

what world are we talking about here?

The world in which we all live.

[Guts/Batman]

meh. all hail zoolander!

Fuck Zoolander. He shall make us all retarded. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I already read "really really well" and can turn right.

[Super Samurai]

Fuck Zoolander. He shall make us all retarded. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I already read "really really well" and can turn right.

But don't you wanna face off people in runway battle....

[Eternal Torment]

The magnum opus is started!

[hitokiri_]

Fuck Zoolander. He shall make us all retarded. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I already read "really really well" and can turn right.


*slaps guts* have at you knave.

[Kholdhearted]

*slaps guts* have at you knave.

*gasp*

FIIIIIIGGGHHTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

*Wanders by, dusting his Shop*.



Darnit! This is what I pay Corey and Anthony Johanson for.......


*Trails off, muttering to himself about docking pays and the like*

[Eternal Torment]

*gasp*

FIIIIIIGGGHHTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*Strikes up the Mortal Kombat theme music and begins tapping his foot to the song*.




Test your might.......

[Eternal Torment]

*Strikes up the Mortal Kombat theme music and begins tapping his foot to the song*.




Test your might.......

Test your might.......

[Kholdhearted]

*Wanders by, dusting his Shop*.



Darnit! This is what I pay Corey and Anthony Johanson for.......


*Trails off, muttering to himself about docking pays and the like*

How about hiring me? :D

Also, what do you have for sale?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Test your might.......




Kano......

[Eternal Torment]

Kano......

Liu Kang......

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Eternal Torment 513
Stretch Dude 339
Guts/Batman 299
The Dog 181
Ant Crown 175
Anthony Johanson 151
Chrosis 148
Tommy 140
Super Samurai 131
Erebus 92
Trulyures 88
Miburohunter929 87
Devon Campbell 81
Sean McClain 79
The MunchKING 60
hitokiri_ 58
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 55



Top 17, huh? there was a time I was in the top ten almost always.


*Sigh*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Liu Kang......


Raiden............

[Eternal Torment]

Raiden............

Johnny Cage......

[Stretch Dude]

Top 17, huh? there was a time I was in the top ten almost always.


*Sigh*

How I laugh at ye. Watch.

*laughs at ye*

[Stretch Dude]

Johnny Cage......

Noob Saibot...

[Kholdhearted]

How about hiring me? :D

Also, what do you have for sale?

What terrible service..I'm gunna write a letter for this!!

[Kholdhearted]

Eternal Torment 513
Stretch Dude 339
Guts/Batman 299
The Dog 181
Ant Crown 175
Anthony Johanson 151
Chrosis 148
Tommy 140
Super Samurai 131
Erebus 92
Trulyures 88
Miburohunter929 87
Devon Campbell 81
Sean McClain 79
The MunchKING 60
hitokiri_ 58
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 55



Top 17, huh? there was a time I was in the top ten almost always.


*Sigh*

Out of curiosity, where am I?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Johnny Cage......


Scorpion.........

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

How about hiring me? :D

Also, what do you have for sale?



1: Sure, why not.


2: Everything. I make it, barter for it, or buy it. Even managed to make Trulyures a pair of Light Hawk Wings. Trust me though, the things Tsunami, Washu, and Tokimi made me do just to be able to make those was horrible. Neadless to say, it was a one time thing, and only for Tru. :)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Out of curiosity, where am I?


Eternal Torment 513
Stretch Dude 341
Guts/Batman 299
The Dog 181
Ant Crown 175
Anthony Johanson 151
Chrosis 148
Tommy 140
Super Samurai 131
Erebus 92
Trulyures 88
Miburohunter929 87
Devon Campbell 81
Sean McClain 79
The MunchKING 60
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 60
hitokiri_ 58
Ice'Lord 52
biggsdacat 46
Nik Hasta 44
Trystenn 44
Kholdhearted 43
buutenks 41
The Immortal Watch Dog 41
Mr.Sandman 25
Gezora 25
Chou Blaster 24
Tami 23
The Real Nemo 23
yeoman 23
sharkerbob 21
Len Ikari145 20
Kamen Rider Luffy 16
North 16
S J C 15
Gordon Smith 15
Kahnno6 11
Caswin 10
ocelotrevs 9
master of read 7
Ghost 7
Stellar 6
OverMaster 6
heretic 5
KingEli 5
Alan2099 4
T51R 4
Thanos_6383 4
MKTerra 4
Cyke 4
Knightosis 4
Spidey-kid1 4
choptop 4
Deus 4
Chevan 3
monolith_xyber 3
13th 3
Legato 3
Ghost_rider_x3 3
CDB 3
Armless Penguin 3
Dalak 3
Tusk 3
bigboi2 3
Corey Dreher 2
darker_phoenix 2
Fallman 2
Dustin 2
God_of_Awesome 2
pitbull in a skirt 2
Clouds-Are-Nice 2
Mullon 2
The Punished 2
Deviant Juvenile 2
Aelo 2
JonathanMS 2
Mr. Primetime 2
Far From Realmer 2
kain5252 1
rick 1
Khan88 1
Kage Kisaragi 1
Adrian Tullberg 1
Gladiaria_Alata 1
Daniel Lewis 1
Keollyn 1
Jmacq1 1
BitVyper 1
Black Atom 1
HOLD DAT 1
Arrjay 1
IsanScott 1
The Drunkard Kid 1
Sharpandpointies 1
Frostbite883 1
Blor 1
Captain Morgan 1
The Emperor 1
Angel_Of_Cheese 1
Lord_Fireface 1
Michael Pullmann 1
Arilou 1
Gorthaur 1
nervmeister 1
Gemini Saga 1
Deadpooligan 1
foxfire 1
MrHooligan13 1
ME_Ghaleon 1


23rd in posts.

[Kholdhearted]

1: Sure, why not.


2: Everything. I make it, barter for it, or buy it. Even managed to make Trulyures a pair of Light Hawk Wings. Trust me though, the things Tsunami, Washu, and Tokimi made me do just to be able to make those was horrible. Neadless to say, it was a one time thing, and only for Tru. :)

1. So whats my job?

2. How about a pair of Dark Hawk Wings?

[Kholdhearted]

Eternal Torment 513
Stretch Dude 341
Guts/Batman 299
The Dog 181
Ant Crown 175
Anthony Johanson 151
Chrosis 148
Tommy 140
Super Samurai 131
Erebus 92
Trulyures 88
Miburohunter929 87
Devon Campbell 81
Sean McClain 79
The MunchKING 60
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 60
hitokiri_ 58
Ice'Lord 52
biggsdacat 46
Nik Hasta 44
Trystenn 44
Kholdhearted 43
buutenks 41
The Immortal Watch Dog 41
Mr.Sandman 25
Gezora 25
Chou Blaster 24
Tami 23
The Real Nemo 23
yeoman 23
sharkerbob 21
Len Ikari145 20
Kamen Rider Luffy 16
North 16
S J C 15
Gordon Smith 15
Kahnno6 11
Caswin 10
ocelotrevs 9
master of read 7
Ghost 7
Stellar 6
OverMaster 6
heretic 5
KingEli 5
Alan2099 4
T51R 4
Thanos_6383 4
MKTerra 4
Cyke 4
Knightosis 4
Spidey-kid1 4
choptop 4
Deus 4
Chevan 3
monolith_xyber 3
13th 3
Legato 3
Ghost_rider_x3 3
CDB 3
Armless Penguin 3
Dalak 3
Tusk 3
bigboi2 3
Corey Dreher 2
darker_phoenix 2
Fallman 2
Dustin 2
God_of_Awesome 2
pitbull in a skirt 2
Clouds-Are-Nice 2
Mullon 2
The Punished 2
Deviant Juvenile 2
Aelo 2
JonathanMS 2
Mr. Primetime 2
Far From Realmer 2
kain5252 1
rick 1
Khan88 1
Kage Kisaragi 1
Adrian Tullberg 1
Gladiaria_Alata 1
Daniel Lewis 1
Keollyn 1
Jmacq1 1
BitVyper 1
Black Atom 1
HOLD DAT 1
Arrjay 1
IsanScott 1
The Drunkard Kid 1
Sharpandpointies 1
Frostbite883 1
Blor 1
Captain Morgan 1
The Emperor 1
Angel_Of_Cheese 1
Lord_Fireface 1
Michael Pullmann 1
Arilou 1
Gorthaur 1
nervmeister 1
Gemini Saga 1
Deadpooligan 1
foxfire 1
MrHooligan13 1
ME_Ghaleon 1


23rd in posts.

How do you do that?

[Guts/Batman]

How do you do that?

Click on the number by the thread title. A new window will open and show you the number of posts of everybody.

Three hundred!!!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

How do you do that?



See the Number of posts a thread has on the main page? Just click on the number, and who's posted and how many times will pop up in a small window.

[Guts/Batman]

Noob Saibot...

Shang Tsung

[Kholdhearted]

See the Number of posts a thread has on the main page? Just click on the number, and who's posted and how many times will pop up in a small window.

Thanks Guts and Cleric


Awesomeness:D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

1. So whats my job?

2. How about a pair of Dark Hawk Wings?



1: Stock boy, fetch it, and various other small things. Don't worry, as Corey and Anthony Johanso nwill atest to, I pay very well.


2: Sorry, but anything to do with LHW's or DLW's are banned by the three Chousin Goddesses. Only Tru, because of how pure she is, was allowed them. Though I do carry favor with the three, which is part of the reason my Shop's still around instead of being a blasted crater in the ground.

[Kholdhearted]

1: Stock boy, fetch it, and various other small things. Don't worry, as Corey and Anthony Johanso nwill atest to, I pay very well.


2: Sorry, but anything to do with LHW's or DLW's are banned by the three Chousin Goddesses. Only Tru, because of how pure she is, was allowed them. Though I do carry favor with the three, which is part of the reason my Shop's still around instead of being a blasted crater in the ground.

1. No problem

2. So whats the most powerful thing that I can get without pissing off the three Chousin Goddesses?

[Eternal Torment]

Shang Tsung

Blaze. *character limit dance*

[Guts/Batman]

Blaze. *character limit dance*

He's from Streets of Rage, right?

Mario!

[Guts/Batman]

*slaps guts* have at you knave.

Eh.

Still too lazy and tired from that 100 oz New York Strip dinner I had 2 hours ago.

*Puts up a shield around me*

[Stretch Dude]

He's from Streets of Rage, right?

Mario!

That's how we're playing, eh?

Geno!

[Kholdhearted]

That's how we're playing, eh?

Geno!

Hulk!

***

[hitokiri_]

Test your might.......


test your strength!

*starts pressing punch button repeatedly*

hey, 58?! damn, when i was your age, im gunning for 10k. tsk tsk!

[Anthony Johanson]

Eternal Torment 513
Stretch Dude 339
Guts/Batman 299
The Dog 181
Ant Crown 175
Anthony Johanson 151
Chrosis 148
Tommy 140
Super Samurai 131
Erebus 92
Trulyures 88
Miburohunter929 87
Devon Campbell 81
Sean McClain 79
The MunchKING 60
hitokiri_ 58
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 55



Top 17, huh? there was a time I was in the top ten almost always.


*Sigh*

There was a time I was always number one...

[Anthony Johanson]

He's from Streets of Rage, right?

Mario!

Err...Blaze is also from Mortal Kombat.

[hitokiri_]

There was a time I was always number one...


you were known as runaway back then. tsk tsk. then i got 5th. hay....

[Guts/Batman]

Err...Blaze is also from Mortal Kombat.

Which game?

[Anthony Johanson]

you were known as runaway back then. tsk tsk. then i got 5th. hay....

Holy damn, I was Wateva, not Runaway!

[Anthony Johanson]

Which game?

Armageddon, and made a cameo in MK 2.

[hitokiri_]

Holy damn, I was Wateva, not Runaway!


i have somewhat of a photographic memory, and if recall correctly, hehehe . . . you were involved with a ya know, incident with uhmm. . . hehehe sorry man, sister. :D

[Tommy]

Well, that makes two of us in that field... ALL HAIL GAY PORN! ALL HAIL GAY PORN!
Ever since I discovered you can buy porn on ebay... I am significantly poorer.

[Tommy]

I guess I am all alone and no one wants to talk to me.... I wonder why that could be?

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Holy damn, I was Wateva, not Runaway!




Easy there, killer.



I know you were Wateva and Corey was Runaway.

[Tommy]

Easy there, killer.



I know you were Wateva and Corey was Runaway.
But who was Nico? And Karolina?

[The Dog]

Ever since I discovered you can buy porn on ebay... I am significantly poorer.

You buy porn on eBay? poor smuck. I download my porn from free off the internet.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

1. No problem

2. So whats the most powerful thing that I can get without pissing off the three Chousin Goddesses?



1: Excellent.


2: That you can buy? Anything short of The Heart of the Universe, the Infinity Gauntlet, Excalibur, the Spear of Destiny/Longinus, ect...(all these are uncopyable). Other then that, anything is game, from dynamite to healing herbs to spaceships.

[Tommy]

You buy porn on eBay? poor smuck. I download my porn from free off the internet.
I got tired of people wanting to use the computer while I am attempting to view porn.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I guess I am all alone and no one wants to talk to me.... I wonder why that could be?

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy



This sounds vaugly familiar.


Who wrote/sang it, Tommy?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

But who was Nico? And Karolina?



Ah, a subtle reference to two stars of the Marvel Comic, Runaways?


Nicely done.:)



Anyways, they're making out in that corner over their. *Points*.

[Tommy]

This sounds vaugly familiar.


Who wrote/sang it, Tommy?
Weird Al Yankavic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkhMcyuYroA)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

1. No problem

2. So whats the most powerful thing that I can get without pissing off the three Chousin Goddesses?




Off Limits: Spear of Destiny, the real Excalibur, the Infinity Gautlet, Heart of the Universe, and various things of the like. Can't copy weapons of those kind, without strict permission from their creators.



Everything else is fair game though.

[Tommy]

Ah, a subtle reference to two stars of the Marvel Comic, Runaways?


Nicely done.:)



Anyways, they're making out in that corner over their. *Points*.
What? Hot Girl on Girl action! Where? Where!

*Gets completely distracted*

[Stretch Dude]

Weird Al Yankavic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkhMcyuYroA)

Ahem. The properly-spelled, grammatically-correct version is "Weird Al" Yankovic. The quotes are only removed when his last name is not included.

[Tommy]

Right now you are down and out
and feeling really crappy
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!

Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!

That's...
Schadenfreude!
People taking pleasure in your pain!

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"


Straight-A students getting Bs?
Exes getting STDs!
Waking doormen from their naps!
Watching tourists reading maps!
Football players getting tackled!
CEOs getting shackled!
Watching actors never reach
The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!

The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great.
We provide a vital service to society!
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!

[Eternal Torment]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish Paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish Paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch

[Anthony Johanson]

Easy there, killer.



I know you were Wateva and Corey was Runaway.

I knwo you do, I was referring to Hito over there.

[Ice'Lord]

Has anyone heard "SW Episode 1" from Weird Al? He even made the video.
The Amish Paradise is my all-time favourite although "Couch Potato" is good too.

[Stretch Dude]

Has anyone heard "SW Episode 1" from Weird Al? He even made the video.

The title is "The Saga Begins," thankyouverymuch.

[Ice'Lord]

The title is "The Saga Begins," thankyouverymuch.
You're right, it's been a while since I heard it.
So you seem like Weird Al fan, did you watch "UHF"?

[Eternal Torment]

Curse you Timberlake! You won't be bringing SexyBack if I can help it!

[Stretch Dude]

You're right, it's been a while since I heard it.
So you seem like Weird Al fan, did you watch "UHF"?

I have it on DVD. I also have all 12 albums (including the Permanent Record: Al in the Box 4-disc box set containing "Headline News"), both video collection DVDs, and the live concert DVD.

[Eternal Torment]

Nobody cares about my posts. Thankfully, that also means they won't insult my opinions.

[Ice'Lord]

I have it on DVD. I also have all 12 albums (including the Permanent Record: Al in the Box 4-disc box set containing "Headline News"), both video collection DVDs, and the live concert DVD.
Wow, now that's a lot of Weird Al related stuff. What is your favourite song?

[Caswin]

I'm obviously not the one asked, but I've always loved Hardware Store.

I think he has the Speedforce.

[Kholdhearted]

Nobody cares about my posts. Thankfully, that also means they won't insult my opinions.

Your opinions suck:p

[Eternal Torment]

Your opinions suck:p

And your mother swallows.

[Kholdhearted]

And your mother swallows.

Sadly, I dont have a mother, or a father. I was not born or created. I simply am. :evilsmile

[Eternal Torment]

Sadly, I dont have a mother, or a father. I was not born or created. I simply am. :evilsmile

Oh yeah? Then why did you have a birthday? Such human concepts should not be associated with someone who claims to just be, even if to fool others. I denounce thee!

[Kholdhearted]

Oh yeah? Then why did you have a birthday? Such human concepts should not be associated with someone who claims to just be, even if to fool others. I denounce thee!

Just like Jesus, I always existed but I need to be technically "born" to be accepted and even conceived by human standards.

[Ice'Lord]

ET, I'm going to shoot you now. *puls out magnum 357*

[Eternal Torment]

ET, I'm going to shoot you now. *puls out magnum 357*

Don't bother. *shoots Kholdhearted* Agh! You got me!

[Ice'Lord]

No,now people, we should be against weapon violence.
*Looks at ET*
Here you can stab him with the fork instead.

[Eternal Torment]

No,now people, we should be against weapon violence.
*Looks at ET*
Here you can stab him with the fork instead.

*stabs Kholdhearted* And that was why I convinced Kobe Bryant to brainwash OJ into the murders.

[Ice'Lord]

*stabs Kholdhearted* And that was why I convinced Kobe Bryant to brainwash OJ into the murders.
See, people? We can have decent rumbles without gunfire.

[Lord of Denial]

*stabs Kholdhearted* And that was why I convinced Kobe Bryant to brainwash OJ into the murders.


Kobe was like 12 at the time. Damn that is impressive

[Eternal Torment]

Kobe was like 12 at the time. Damn that is impressive

I'm responsible for a lot of stuff.

[Sean McClain]

I have it on DVD. I also have all 12 albums (including the Permanent Record: Al in the Box 4-disc box set containing "Headline News"), both video collection DVDs, and the live concert DVD.
I both hate and envy you right now.

I henviate you.

[Anthony Johanson]

I both hate and envy you right now.

I henviate you.

Sounds like a breathing disorder.

[Sean McClain]

Sounds like a breathing disorder.
Tell me about it.

Every third breath, my left foot turns invisible and an old man in Bolivia has a heart attack.

[Super Samurai]

I'm responsible for a lot of stuff.

Pornography?

[The Dog]

Pornography?

No, actually, that was me.

[Eternal Torment]

Pornography?

Yaoi Fangirls, Jimmy Hoffa, Titanic, Philadelphia Experiment, Michael Jackson turning white, Dubya getting reelected, the vitality of the Inuyasha manga, and Infinite Crisis. That is but a sample of the things I am responsible for.

[Anthony Johanson]

Tell me about it.

Every third breath, my left foot turns invisible and an old man in Bolivia has a heart attack.

Hm..any luck curing it?

[Chrosis]

Hm..any luck curing it?


Every time I blink, whole galaxies are plunged into Hell.

[Anthony Johanson]

Every time I blink, whole galaxies are plunged into Hell.

Every time I pass gas, the multiverse rewrites itself.

[Chrosis]

Every time I pass gas, the multiverse rewrites itself.


Eternal Hell >>>>> Death

[Anthony Johanson]

Eternal Hell >>>>> Death

*passes gass*

Forgot to say all concepts also

*Watches as squares become triangles, etc.*

[Eternal Torment]

I'm thinking of something...Ah yes. Would a composite Alucard (Hellsing) be viable? After all, in the manga, he has all of his anime powers and then some. Would his powers be doubled, or would he stay the same when turned composite?

[Kholdhearted]

But every second that I am in existence, causes reality to slowly die and multiverses explode one by one. :p I win:evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

But every second that I am in existence, causes reality to slowly die and multiverses explode one by one. :p I win:evilsmile

Ah, but every time I pick my nose, you cease to exist and all the damage you did is undone.

*picks his nose*

[Super Samurai]

Everytime I sneeze, a gummybear is brought to life.

[Stretch Dude]

Everytime I sneeze, a gummybear is brought to life.

Bouncing here and there and everywhere?

[Super Samurai]

Bouncing here and there and everywhere?

No, ya see I wanna see how the world would handle a massive army of Gummybears. One can only eat so much before they are overwhelmed.

[Stretch Dude]

No, ya see I wanna see how the world would handle a massive army of Gummybears. One can only eat so much before they are overwhelmed.

High adventure that's beyond compare, eh?

[kain5252]

No, ya see I wanna see how the world would handle a massive army of Gummybears. One can only eat so much before they are overwhelmed.


They would form the most impressive empire that would rule the multiverse with an IRON FIST, AND NO ONE, no one WHO CAN STOP THEM! *continues pointless rambling*

[Devon C.]

http://www.sportsblah.com/uploaded_images/Urlacher%20close%20up-722278.jpg

"Lovie, put down the paint. You can't make going downhill seem fun by making it look like a playground slide."

[Super Samurai]

http://www.sportsblah.com/uploaded_images/Urlacher%20close%20up-722278.jpg

"Lovie, put down the paint. You can't make going downhill seem fun by making it look like a playground slide."

BTW, it looks like your Bulls could be ECF contenders this year.

Meanwhile I'm stuck with my Knicks.

[Eternal Torment]

Can you feel the Force?

[Kholdhearted]

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 while the hotdog buns only come in packs of 8?

[Chrosis]

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 while the hotdog buns only come in packs of 8?

So you have to buy eight packs of hotdogs and ten packs of buns to hit even.

They're bastards that way.

[Stretch Dude]

What's up with all the thread necromancy 'round here lately? Makes me wanna bust some heads.

[Ice'Lord]

What's up with all the thread necromancy 'round here lately? Makes me wanna bust some heads.
Maybe people learned how to use the Search Function........Bwahahahahahahahahaha, good one!

[Eternal Torment]

What's up with all the thread necromancy 'round here lately? Makes me wanna bust some heads.

"Sometimes.....Dead is better."

[hitokiri_]

http://www.sportsblah.com/uploaded_images/Urlacher%20close%20up-722278.jpg

"Lovie, put down the paint. You can't make going downhill seem fun by making it look like a playground slide."


is he hurt really bad? man, they lost! i felt betrayed.

[Kholdhearted]

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[Caswin]

So you have to buy eight packs of hotdogs and ten packs of buns to hit even.

They're bastards that way.Gasp. Are they behind the pressure on math classes to ease up on the education, too?

[Eternal Torment]

I'm digging for uranium. Anybody want in?

[Super Samurai]

I'm digging for uranium. Anybody want in?

Are you gonna dig it in Uranus?

*snicker*:p

[Eternal Torment]

Are you gonna dig it in Uranus?

*snicker*:p

No, but that comet might be going where the sun don't shine if you don't stay put.

[Guts/Batman]

Time for a new avatar!

[Kholdhearted]

Gary: A flying limo! Now I've seen everything.

Me: Have you ever seen a man's head get cracked from bieng hit by a bread roll?

Gary: Well...shit....no I haven't

Me: Starch is a wonderful thing Gary....starch is a wonderful thing.

[Chrosis]

Gary: A flying limo! Now I've seen everything.

Me: Have you ever seen a man's head get cracked from bieng hit by a bread roll?

Gary: Well...shit....no I haven't

Me: Starch is a wonderful thing Gary....starch is a wonderful thing.

Buddy: You haven't got a ratchet in that bag, do you?

Cannibal: Well, if it isn't Wally Fishbiter, and his boy Ged! Hey Ma! Look whos come to dinner!

*Later*

Cannibal (Examining Golf Ball): A regular golf ball can take the head clean off a nintey pound midget at over three hundred yards away...

Buddy: You don't have a Ratchet... do you?

[Kholdhearted]

Buddy: You haven't got a ratchet in that bag, do you?

Cannibal: Well, if it isn't Wally Fishbiter, and his boy Ged! Hey Ma! Look whos come to dinner!

*Later*

Cannibal (Examining Golf Ball): A regular golf ball can take the head clean off a nintey pound midget at over three hundred yards away...

Buddy: You don't have a Ratchet... do you?

LOL:D

Flash: Its no use man. Just put the jewels and endless amounts of riches back where you got them and I wont have to speedblitz you into the next dimension. Of course, how you are even walking about with such a large volume of gold, jewels and money is beyond me but thats another issue altogether.

Thief: Its a called a bag of infinite holding.

Flash: Wait, what!? How is that even possible?

Thief: How is it possible for you so run faster than light when that is clearly impossible.

Flash: Well...I--

Thief: LAW NINJA!

Flash: This is a joke righ.....wait, why cant I move?

Thief: I stole your speed. Duh.

Flash: But how!? I thought only I could do that..

Thief: I'ma thief, its just what I do.

*Wally secretly reaches for a cell phone*

Theif: Dont bother, I already stole all of your cell phone signal as well as your rollover minutes.

Flash: That just aint right...

Thief: I know, thats because I have the copyright for all things right. You owe me $5 just for saying the word.

Flash: :eek:

[Chrosis]

LOL:D

Flash: Its no use man. Just put the jewels and endless amounts of riches back where you got them and I wont have to speedblitz you into the next dimension. Of course, how you are even walking about with such a large volume of gold, jewels and money is beyond me but thats another issue altogether.

Thief: Its a called a bag of infinite holding.

Flash: Wait, what!? How is that even possible?

Thief: How is it possible for you so run faster than light when that is clearly impossible.

Flash: Well...I--

Thief: LAW NINJA!

Flash: This is a joke righ.....wait, why cant I move?

Thief: I stole your speed. Duh.

Flash: But how!? I thought only I could do that..

Thief: I'ma thief, its just what I do.

*Wally secretly reaches for a cell phone*

Theif: Dont bother, I already stole all of your cell phone signal as well as your rollover minutes.

Flash: That just aint right...

Thief: I know, thats because I have the copyright for all things right. You owe me $5 just for saying the word.

Flash: :eek:

Nice. :D

But mine was an actual quote...

[Kholdhearted]

Nice. :D

But mine was an actual quote...

Thanks:D

Where'd you quote it from? I wanted to do a Thief/Flash crossover for so long so I had to type that up lol

[Chrosis]

Thanks:D

Where'd you quote it from? I wanted to do a Thief/Flash crossover for so long so I had to type that up lol

Its from the movie "Six String Samurai"

If you have On Demand, you can find it there.

[Kholdhearted]

Its from the movie "Six String Samurai"

If you have On Demand, you can find it there.

Cool. I'll make sure I watch it whenever I get the chance.:D

[Chrosis]

Cool. I'll make sure I watch it whenever I get the chance.:D

It's under "Free movies"

[Ice'Lord]

The rason why you shouldn't play gameboy while on plane:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20061030.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

Time for a new avatar!

New? Bah. I've seen you use that one before!

*laughs derisively*

[Tommy]

Yarrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Anthony Johanson]

New? Bah. I've seen you use that one before!

*laughs derisively*

Well, old can be new again.

[Guts/Batman]

New? Bah. I've seen you use that one before!

*laughs derisively*

I was getting tired of Serpentor Prime. This one seemed like a good one to use while I find a new new one.

*Rummages through new comics* Sorry I disappointed. I know my changing avatars is a soruce for enjoyment for us all.

[Tommy]

The Visigoths are attacking!

[The Dog]

The Visigoths are attacking!

Don't you mean the Invisigoths are attacking?

[Tommy]

Don't you mean the Invisigoths are attacking?
Are they related to the Invisible Girl?

[Eternal Torment]

Currently, I'm typing only using one hand.

[The Dog]

Are they related to the Invisible Girl?

Was the Invisible Girl an invisible Barbarian conquerer?

[Stretch Dude]

Currently, I'm typing only using one hand.

Aren't you always?

[S J C]

In celebration of the day of my birth 20 years ago on this the 9th of November GMT. I hereby extend an Invitation to all of Khazan to join me in celebration. We will have Ice cold beer shipped directly from Germany, 25 year old Scottish malt whisky, BBQ shipped from Australia Ice brought from the top of mighty Everest, dancing girls brought from Orion and my crowning achievement a 25 layer chocolate cake decorated with frosting on each layer depicting a great battle in Khazan's proud and noble history. For those who prefer non alcoholic drinks we have a wide variety of soft drinks from Irn-Bru to Cola and Pepsi also a buffet will be available

Please show this invitation at the door anyone attempting to enter the premises without the proper pass will be forcibly removed from the grounds by Security thank you in advance


S J C

[Lord of Denial]

Cool!

Do we have to bring a gift?

[Eternal Torment]

Aren't you always?

Eating a junior chicken and typing at the same time is hard. Stupid McDonald's.

[S J C]

Cool!

Do we have to bring a gift?

Gifts are appreciated :D but not necessary

[Lord of Denial]

Gifts are appreciated :D but not necessary


Redhead, Blondes or Brunettes?

[Miburohunter929]

Happy Birthday! May your enemies fall swifty at your feet!

Now that you are another year closer to extinction, In honor to celebrate, I shall give you a gift.

.....Of course, I'm not entirely sure as to what it is, yet.

Oh, I got it! The death of all your enemies. I shall slay them all, and put them onto the floor so that you may walk over them, as if they were carpet.

Maybe even make you a cloak from the flesh of your most hated enemies.

If by chance, I'm one of your enemies, I am not killing myself.

But I'll kill the others and throw in a keg as a substitute for myself. or something:D

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

happy birthday mah man

[S J C]

Redhead, Blondes or Brunettes?

Why oh why must we always resort to sex on this board

But I'll take the Blondes

Happy Birthday! May your enemies fall swifty at your feet!

Now that you are another year closer to extinction, In honor to celebrate, I shall give you a gift.

.....Of course, I'm not entirely sure as to what it is, yet.

Oh, I got it! The death of all your enemies. I shall slay them all, and put them onto the floor so that you may walk over them, as if they were carpet.

Maybe even make you a cloak from the flesh of your most hated enemies.

If by chance, I'm one of your enemies, I am not killing myself.

But I'll kill the others and throw in a keg as a substitute for myself. or something:D

Thanks Miburo unfortunately I have no enemies (simply unknown puppets for my plots) so just give me the Keg

happy birthday mah man

Again thanks watchdog

[Lord of Denial]

Why oh why must we always resort to sex on this board


Where men it's what we do!

[Eternal Torment]

I give you a legion of Lina Inverse clones. That, and an exemption from being invited into my Dungeon. Miburo enjoyed his stay. I guess he is into BDSM.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Again thanks watchdog


i'd offer you an army..of blondes but it seems..sex is something you disaprove heavily of

[S J C]

I give you a legion of Lina Inverse clones. That, and an exemption from being invited into my Dungeon. Miburo enjoyed his stay. I guess he is into BDSM.

Thank you the final key in my plan is ready

an army of Lina Inverse clones + My copy's of the Giga Slave = a legion of L-Sama's Bwahahaha now how to get her on my side

[Chrosis]

If the Invisible Jet is invisible... how can Wonderwoman find it?

[kain5252]

A Happy Birth Day to ya, I give you The Crimsion Gem of Cyttorak also along your own Hooters restaurant.

[Chou Blaster]

Wlel Happy birthday! I go tno idea of wha to rign for a present, so I'll go fethc it for ya if you reqest it.

[S J C]

i'd offer you an army..of blondes but it seems..sex is something you disaprove heavily of

Highlight post number 7 and read it again

[S J C]

A Happy Birth Day to ya, I give you The Crimsion Gem of Cyttorak also along your own Hooters restaurant.

Wahow I am the Juggernaut now I can use plan doomsday 1257645: strap a Nuclear device to my head and head-but the opponent

Wlel Happy birthday! I go tno idea of wha to rign for a present, so I'll go fethc it for ya if you reqest it.

Thanks Chou hook me up with an American PS2 with suikoden 3 and Grandia 3 Bloody stupid pricks not realising a PAL version

[Eternal Torment]

Thank you the final key in my plan is ready

an army of Lina Inverse clones + My copy's of the Giga Slave = a legion of L-Sama's Bwahahaha now how to get her on my side

Sacrifices and worship. And if you are really desperate, you'll have to resort to sex. But only as an absolute last resort.

[S J C]

Sacrifices and worship. And if you are really desperate, you'll have to resort to sex. But only as an absolute last resort.

I already Worship her and she is the most fickle creatir diaty in Fiction so Scrifices and Worship won;t cut it and I don;t think she'll be intrested in Sex Well I still have a legion of Dragon slave casters plus Miss Inverse is hot

[Eternal Torment]

I already Worship her and she is the most fickle creatir diaty in Fiction so Scrifices and Worship won;t cut it and I don;t think she'll be intrested in Sex Well I still have a legion of Dragon slave casters plus Miss Inverse is hot

If L-Sama favours her, then what could you do with Lina (besides sex) to get LoN to join your side?

[Chou Blaster]

Thanks Chou hook me up with an American PS2 with suikoden 3 and Grandia 3 Bloody stupid pricks not realising a PAL version


:Cue Ke yo fthe Inter Net revealed, as he opens tear in itner yet, and well basicly steals all that wa so nthe lsi tand cam eback with it.: Play happy!!

:Flies away.:

[S J C]

If L-Sama favours her, then what could you do with Lina (besides sex) to get LoN to join your side?

I will come up with something

[MKTerra]

Happy Birthday! :)

Um. Here's the only Ichigo x Rukia image I have:
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/6839/bleachrukiaichigopajamatu7.th.jpg (http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bleachrukiaichigopajamatu7.jpg)

[Stretch Dude]

Eating a junior chicken and typing at the same time is hard. Stupid McDonald's.

"Eating," my ass. You're choking it and we all know it.

[Ant Crown]

The Spirit of Rebellion is yours with the Power of Anti-Yaoi-Awareness

[Eternal Torment]

"Eating," my ass. You're choking it and we all know it.

If I was spanking the monkey, my typing would mostly be illegible.

[S J C]

Happy Birthday! :)

Um. Here's the only Ichigo x Rukia image I have:
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/6839/bleachrukiaichigopajamatu7.th.jpg (http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bleachrukiaichigopajamatu7.jpg)

Aww so sweet :)

The Spirit of Rebellion is yours with the Power of Anti-Yaoi-Awareness

Thanks Ant I'll do much good with it :evilsmile

[biggsdacat]

Happy birthday SJC. Hope all is well.

I'm showing up drunk, so be prepared to deal with my bullshit and shit starting. I may even treat the party goers to my pink spandex suprise. :eek:

[S J C]

Happy birthday SJC. Hope all is well.

I'm showing up drunk, so be prepared to deal with my bullshit and shit starting. I may even treat the party goers to my pink spandex suprise. :eek:

Don't worry I have a number of security bot mark 1

http://www.crpg.ru/sections/269/th_security_bot.jpg

Mark 2
http://deusex.bonusweb.cz/grafika/searchbot2.jpg

and Mark 3
http://www.deusexgaming.com/images/deusex/info/DXNonHumanChars/SecurityBot3.jpg

patrolling the Party

They also double as waiters

and yes everything is fine thanks for asking

[kain5252]

Don't worry I have a number of security bot mark 1

http://www.crpg.ru/sections/269/th_security_bot.jpg

Mark 2
http://deusex.bonusweb.cz/grafika/searchbot2.jpg

and Mark 3
http://www.deusexgaming.com/images/deusex/info/DXNonHumanChars/SecurityBot3.jpg

patrolling the Party

They also double as waiters

and yes everything is fine thanks for asking

Let me guess, dont use them as mobile trash cans right?:D

[Dalak]

Happy Birthday!! You now have 5 empty standard mecha from Full Metal Panic and the resources to keep up with the upkeep. Now you just gotta get people to fill em :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

In celebration of the day of my birth 20 years ago on this the 9th of November GMT. I hereby extend an Invitation to all of Khazan to join me in celebration. We will have Ice cold beer shipped directly from Germany, 25 year old Scottish malt whisky, BBQ shipped from Australia Ice brought from the top of mighty Everest, dancing girls brought from Orion and my crowning achievement a 25 layer chocolate cake decorated with frosting on each layer depicting a great battle in Khazan's proud and noble history. For those who prefer non alcoholic drinks we have a wide variety of soft drinks from Irn-Bru to Cola and Pepsi also a buffet will be available

Please show this invitation at the door anyone attempting to enter the premises without the proper pass will be forcibly removed from the grounds by Security thank you in advance


S J C


Happy Birthday S J C!:)


*Gives S J C a starship*.



I made it myself.

[S J C]

Let me guess, dont use them as mobile trash cans right?:D

No thats what the Trashbots http://www.trashrobot.com/images/Series4000-1.jpg are for

[S J C]

Happy Birthday!! You now have 5 empty standard mecha from Full Metal Panic and the resources to keep up with the upkeep. Now you just gotta get people to fill em :D

Cool five Arm Slave's :D No Lambda Driver's though :(

Happy Birthday S J C!


*Gives S J C a starship*.



I made it myself.

Cool Now then which country wants an orbital bombardment first :evilsmile

[Clouds-Are-Nice]

Happy Birthday! :)

The closest thing to Ichigo X Rukia I have:
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k270/Clouds-Are-Nice/Art/th_Bleach-WTF-Aruto.jpg (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k270/Clouds-Are-Nice/Art/Bleach-WTF-Aruto.jpg)

[SSJVegeta]

Happy Birthday, S J C!!!


http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/7167/happybdayuraharabyanimulderye6.th.jpg (http://img292.imageshack.us/my.php?image=happybdayuraharabyanimulderye6.jpg)

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/8186/rukiabirthdaycouleurengwt3.th.jpg (http://img458.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rukiabirthdaycouleurengwt3.jpg)

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5957/happybirthdaykonbyanimuma9.th.jpg (http://img176.imageshack.us/my.php?image=happybirthdaykonbyanimuma9.jpg)

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9048/bleachhappybirthdayrukivr9.th.jpg (http://img176.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bleachhappybirthdayrukivr9.jpg)


From deviantART.

[Oggy]

Happy Birthday. *waves* I'd offer to buy you a beer but, eheh...I'm kind of broke.

Anyway, hope the beer is cold or warm or however you like it and the company is frisky. :D

[Kholdhearted]

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and hairy?

A: Because if they were small, white and hairless they would be an asprin.

[S J C]

Happy Birthday, S J C!!!


http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/7167/happybdayuraharabyanimulderye6.th.jpg (http://img292.imageshack.us/my.php?image=happybdayuraharabyanimulderye6.jpg)

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Yeah thanks for this SSJVegeta

[Kholdhearted]

Happy birthday man, I'll tell Ichigo and Rukia to get married, just for you.:D

[S J C]

Happy Birthday! :)

The closest thing to Ichigo X Rukia I have:
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k270/Clouds-Are-Nice/Art/th_Bleach-WTF-Aruto.jpg (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k270/Clouds-Are-Nice/Art/Bleach-WTF-Aruto.jpg)

Thanks Clouds :)

Happy Birthday. *waves* I'd offer to buy you a beer but, eheh...I'm kind of broke.

Anyway, hope the beer is cold or warm or however you like it and the company is frisky. :D

And thaks for the warm wishes Oggy

[S J C]

Happy birthday man, I'll tell Ichigo and Rukia to get married, just for you.:D

Video tape the wedding and Byakuya expression for me (this will be comedy gold)

[Gordon Smith]

Happy birthday!

~~Gordon

[Kholdhearted]

Video tape the wedding and Byakuya expression for me (this will be comedy gold)
Sure no prob. Help me out though, how do you think Byakuya would react? Angry? Sad? Surprised? Then I'll write up a dialogue for you.:D

[S J C]

Happy birthday!

~~Gordon

Thanks Gordon

Sure no prob. Help me out though, how do you think Byakuya would react? Angry? Sad? Surprised? Then I'll write up a dialogue for you.:D

I think it would fluctuate

:) Rukia's getting marred and he will look after her :mad: But its the Kurasaki Brat :) But Rukia's happy Etc

[SSJVegeta]

I forget... I gift token...

Ichigo kiss Rukia avatar [but size 100x100 px]
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/7334/1100yw5.gif

[Kholdhearted]

Kenpachi: Do you Rukia--

Rukia: Of course I do! I'm here arent I?

Kenpachi: Ok.....well, do you Ichig--

Ichigo: What she said.

Kenpachi: *Tosses away bible* Well to hell with it, you guys dont need me. You may now kiss the bride.

***

Byakuya: Lets see, Rukia said she wanted to me to come here. I think this must be the place..*opens door to see Ichigo and Rukia kissing*..on second thought maybe not. I'm outta here.

Rukia: Byaaakuuuyaaa!!! Yay! You made it!!

Byakuya: Shit...she saw me, now I HAVE to stay. Hey Rukia congradulations! I'm so happy for you.

Ichigo: Hey man great to see you--

Byakuya: Shut up.

Ichigo: Hey man, its ok *goes to pat Byakuya on the back*

Byakuya: I said shut up. And dont touch me either.

Ichigo: Ok then, someone isnt happy.

Rukia: So Byakuya, how do you like the wedding?

Byakuya: I'm so happy for you, and if your happy thats all that matters *For the first time in his life, Byakuya smiles*

Ichigo: Byakuya? Happy? AND smiling!? *Looks in his glass and thows away the alchohol* Never again.

EDIT- I dont know that much about Bleach but I hope I made them seem as in character as possible. I hope you enjoyed it:D

[Stretch Dude]

If I was spanking the monkey, my typing would mostly be illegible.

Then clearly I'm a better typist than you are. :D

[Kholdhearted]

Then clearly I'm a better typist than you are. :D

Well you have an unfair advantage because ET's spleen is stapled to the cosmic panties where the only way to escape is by counting to 0 starting from -0.

[Kholdhearted]

No one is online. The CBR forum just completely dies permanently suddenly one morning. What do you do?

[Guts/Batman]

Go to Munchy's forum.

[Guy1]

No one is online. The CBR forum just completely dies permanently suddenly one morning. What do you do?
Weep, or go to another site. Seriously though, it would sadden me, I like this site.

[David Atkins]

Weep.:( character limit

Ditto. Only I get mad and post an angry, angsty message before I break down. :mad:

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

No one is online. The CBR forum just completely dies permanently suddenly one morning. What do you do?


i rant in a thread..then leave and go on with my life:p

[Yun Lao]

I think I would do what every logical and sensible person would do...break down and cry like a little girl

[Eternal Torment]

Then clearly I'm a better typist than you are. :D

At least I bother to punctuate properly.

[sharkerbob]

Go to Soap Operus, which is bound to suddenly be flooded with activity.

Anyway, I already got the e-mails of some people here, I can just work the network if I need to get in touch with somebody.

[Sharpandpointies]

No one is online. The CBR forum just completely dies permanently suddenly one morning. What do you do?

So it's here...but nobody is online, right?

*shrugs* I make threads detailling how Cass absolutely, totally, utterly curbstomps the following:

1. Kenshin
2. Spiderman
3. Iron Fist and Daredevil (simultaneously)
4. Karate Kid
5. Captain America (and Ultimate Cap, simultaneously)
6. Batman and Deathstroke (simultaneously)
7. Mantis
8. Ranma
9. Kenshiro
10. Fëanor and Fingolfin (simultaneously)
11. The Hulk
12. Chiun and Remo (simultaneously)

I then sit back and await the flood.

[Stretch Dude]

At least I bother to punctuate properly.

I'll have you know that I punctuate extremely well. I haven't had any complaints from the ladies, anyway...

[sharkerbob]

Well, if the board is truly dead for good, no one will mind if I post up my porn stories and scenarios I sometimes like to write up.

[Guts/Batman]

Yep.

Soap Operus is small now. Only a couple handful of regular posters. It has a nice community feel to it. The avatar contests that I started a few monthes ago have really blossomed into Internet community building threads.

[Chrosis]

Refresh the browser a few times before going to Soap Operus.

[biggsdacat]

i rant in a thread..then leave and go on with my life:p

LMAO. That was fucking hilarious. Seriously, I'm tearing up right now. OMFG.

I can so see this happening. That would be one of the funniest posts in internet history.

I would be sad though. I've met so many cool people here, and I wouldn't have any way to contact them, that would fucking suck. We should do something about that. Like start an email thread or something. Where people can share their emails if they want. Just a suggestion.

Damn you khold! I'm scared. :( Please don't die CBR. God *looks up with puppy dog eyes* I promise, if you let CBR live, I'll go to church next sunday.



Sucker.`:evilsmile

[Guts/Batman]

Well, if the board is truly dead for good, no one will mind if I post up my porn stories and scenarios I sometimes like to write up.

Heh.

I wrote one of those sex fanfics between Lois and Bruce. I even had a motivation to write one where Superman knew it was happening then banged Zatanna and Wonder Woman at the same time.

However, I lost the motivation to do it.

[Guts/Batman]

I'm just a Grammar bastard.

[Kholdhearted]

So it's here...but nobody is online, right?

*shrugs* I make threads detailling how Cass absolutely, totally, utterly curbstomps the following:

1. Kenshin
2. Spiderman
3. Iron Fist and Daredevil (simultaneously)
4. Karate Kid
5. Captain America (and Ultimate Cap, simultaneously)
6. Batman and Deathstroke (simultaneously)
7. Mantis
8. Ranma
9. Kenshiro
10. Fëanor and Fingolfin (simultaneously)
11. The Hulk
12. Chiun and Remo (simultaneously)

I then sit back and await the flood.

Screw thread necromancy...Sharpandpointies is capable of entire Forum necromancy. WTG Sharp! :D *thumbs up*

[sharkerbob]

LMAO. That was fucking hilarious. Seriously, I'm tearing up right now. OMFG.

I can so see this happening. That would be one of the funniest posts in internet history.

I would be sad though. I've met so many cool people here, and I wouldn't have any way to contact them, that would fucking suck. We should do something about that. Like start an email thread or something. Where people can share their emails if they want. Just a suggestion.

Damn you khold! I'm scared. :( Please don't die CBR. God *looks up with puppy dog eyes* I promise, if you let CBR live, I'll go to church next sunday.



Sucker.`:evilsmile

You can list your e-mail/screen names in your profile you know. Chances are, people who haven't posted their e-mails on that aren't gunna do it on a thread. But you can always PM people.

[sharkerbob]

Heh.

I wrote one of those sex fanfics between Lois and Bruce. I even had a motivation to write one where Superman knew it was happening then banged Zatanna and Wonder Woman at the same time.

However, I lost the motivation to do it.

I find that while its its fun to come up with them, actually writing the stories tends to make them loose their luster. had this one great fantasy that I enjoyed quite a lot for a while. Decided to make a story out it. Did so, posted it up somewhere, got some good reviews... meh. Now it just isn't the same anymore.

[biggsdacat]

You can list your e-mail/screen names in your profile you know. Chances are, people who haven't posted their e-mails on that aren't gunna do it on a thread. But you can always PM people.

True on both points. I was just throwing that out there. I mean you never know.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

So it's here...but nobody is online, right?

*shrugs* I make threads detailling how Cass absolutely, totally, utterly curbstomps the following:

1. Kenshin
2. Spiderman
3. Iron Fist and Daredevil (simultaneously)
4. Karate Kid
5. Captain America (and Ultimate Cap, simultaneously)
6. Batman and Deathstroke (simultaneously)
7. Mantis
8. Ranma
9. Kenshiro
10. Fëanor and Fingolfin (simultaneously)
11. The Hulk
12. Chiun and Remo (simultaneously)

I then sit back and await the flood.

you know you would be called the cbr jesus

ofcorse..you might not wanna suffer for my sins

because..thats alot of..suffering

[Guts/Batman]

I find that while its its fun to come up with them, actually writing the stories tends to make them loose their luster. had this one great fantasy that I enjoyed quite a lot for a while. Decided to make a story out it. Did so, posted it up somewhere, got some good reviews... meh. Now it just isn't the same anymore.

I agree completely. It's fun to think it up, but actually writing them up...is not so fun to write because that takes effort. I could make a story with almost no effort but I wouldn't want to read it because it would be so sloppy that it wouldn't live up to my own standards of acceptable fiction.

If I am going to do something, damnit, I'm going to do it right.

[Kholdhearted]

A bit off topic, but am I the only one who thinks that a multiple person debat in MSN would be awesome? Think about it, we get a good set of debaters from CBR and put them in one convo on MSN to debate. I mean, not saying that this could replace CBR or anything but I think real time debates between all of us would be pretty cool from time to time.

[sharkerbob]

A bit off topic, but am I the only one who thinks that a multiple person debat in MSN would be awesome? Think about it, we get a good set of debaters from CBR and put them in one convo on MSN to debate. I mean, not saying that this could replace CBR or anything but I think real time debates between all of us would be pretty cool from time to time.

Does it have to be MSN? All I got is AIM, and Yahoo, but Yahoo makes my computer run slow. Sometimes.

[Kholdhearted]

I'll have you know that I punctuate extremely well. I haven't had any complaints from the ladies, anyway...

Punct-uate not Punct-ure

:p

[Sharpandpointies]

Screw thread necromancy...Sharpandpointies is capable of entire Forum necromancy. WTG Sharp! :D *thumbs up*

Thanks, man. :) *thumbs up in return, with glinting smile*

i rant in a thread..then leave and go on with my life:p

I agree with Biggs - classic.

I also agree with Biggs in that I would be sad to lose the people I've met. I could live without the comic book rumbles discussion...it's the discussions with these particular people that makes it all worth coming here. :)

And I THINK my email is in my profile. My name certainly is, though that doesn't help. Hang on.

Edit - well, you could still send me a message VIA email. :D

[Sharpandpointies]

you know you would be called the cbr jesus

ofcorse..you might not wanna suffer for my sins

because..thats alot of..suffering

I've a lot of stuff of my own to do before I can afford to take on other people's sins, man. You're going to have work off that Karma yourself. :)

[Guts/Batman]

Anyone else like going up to the banner underneath the address bar that says "Say something." and doing it over and over and over again?

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

I've a lot of stuff of my own to do before I can afford to take on other people's sins, man. You're going to have work off that Karma yourself. :)

great well..the next universe destroying emplosion that restarts all life will be me

yes..it would take that much to redeem myself:p

and thanks..

to biggs: dmanit if that and the star wars thread where mibu begged me not to post a sw st debate and my respons et to him was "to late" dosent get my on the 07 pantheon list..then i will make an anti pantheon grarrr

[Far From Realmer]

All the members of this forum(except me) are put in a massive room together. What happens?

[Kholdhearted]

First thing I do is find biggs and IWD and go like "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES!!!!"

I also look for Chrosis, Legato, Dalak and Dog :)

[Sharpandpointies]

Oddly enough, everyone is far more polite in person. :)

[Guy1]

All the members of this forum(except me) are put in a massive room together. What happens?
I sit back and chat with everyone about Anime and Manga.

[Kholdhearted]

Anyone else like going up to the banner underneath the address bar that says "Say something." and doing it over and over and over again?

No, but I do find that a banana and mayonaise sandwhich is quite enjoyable.

[nervmeister]

Oddly enough, everyone is far more polite in person. :)I'm not arguing with you there.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Oddly enough, everyone is far more polite in person. :)


naww i;m an ass hole ever where i go j.k:p

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

First thing I do is find biggs and IWD and go like "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES!!!!"

I also look for Chrosis, Legato, Dalak and Dog :)


and depending on how much of my urr *cuahg* glaucoma medication i have taken that day i might just say DUUUUUUUUDDDDEEE back:p

[Dalak]

and depending on how much of my urr *cuahg* glaucoma medication i have taken that day i might just say DUUUUUUUUDDDDEEE back:p

I say we get our "Medicating" members together and smog out the place :D

[biggsdacat]

*Sees Khold, MH, and IWD*

Wazzzzuup!!!

K: Nuthing much. Havin a bud, watchin the game. Whatchu doin?

Me: Nothin much. Havin a bud, watchin the game. Whatchu doin? *point's at IWD*

I: Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool---

Mh: When a couple of guys, up to no good, started making trouble in your neighborhood?

Me: *Punches MH's face off.........as he goes off to find it* You suck.

Note: Please tell me someone knows the words to fresh prince's theme song.

I then proceed to find sharp, and talk about various things, for hours on end. If he's up for it. I don't think I could ever get tired of talking to that guy.

[nervmeister]

No wait a sec. I would strip naked and put on a clown mask. Then I would show up to the meeting and announce myself as Far From Realmer. Then I would proceed to get high, pee in the complimentary punch, molest Immortal WatchDog (nothing personal), lie on the snack table and tell all the ladies that I'm the main course, headbutt Gordon Smith (nothing personal), pass out for a few minutes, steal all of the toilet paper in the bathroom, and then run out of the room with a pissed off security unit chasing me. Everybody despises Far From Realmer the next day. Oh yeah, and I tell everyone that I was too sick to attend yesterday.

[biggsdacat]

No wait a sec. I would strip naked and put on a clown mask. Then I would show up to the meeting and announce myself as Far From Realmer. Then I would proceed to get high, pee in the complimentary punch, molest Immortal WatchDog (nothing personal), lie on the snack table and tell all the ladies that I'm the main course, headbutt Gordon Smith (nothing personal), pass out for a few minutes, steal all of the toilet paper in the bathroom, and then run out of the room with a pissed off security unit chasing me. Everybody despises Far From Realmer the next day. Oh yeah, and I tell everyone that I too sick to attend yesterday.

OMFG!! LMAO!!!! I have tears in my eyes. OMG. That may be the funniest post I've ever seen. Get high, pee in the punch............LMAO!!!!

He needs the keys to the internet, a cool award, and an awesome award.

[Adrian Tullberg]

A massive fight breaks out, a battle for the right to put on the big badge saying 'Chairman'.

[sharkerbob]

Well... I'm probably naked, and therefore will likely start masturbating just to creep people out.


Kidding. Though not about the naked part, since I often post in the buff.


I have no idea. I'll probably just be a wall flower until I can start determining who some people are, then slowly integrate myself into conversations. Or wander from group to group, just seeing what everyone's up to.

[Anthony Johanson]

If the Invisible Jet is invisible... how can Wonderwoman find it?

*shrugs* Jet Alarm?

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

No wait a sec. I would strip naked and put on a clown mask. Then I would show up to the meeting and announce myself as Far From Realmer. Then I would proceed to get high, pee in the complimentary punch, molest Immortal WatchDog (nothing personal), lie on the snack table and tell all the ladies that I'm the main course, headbutt Gordon Smith (nothing personal), pass out for a few minutes, steal all of the toilet paper in the bathroom, and then run out of the room with a pissed off security unit chasing me. Everybody despises Far From Realmer the next day. Oh yeah, and I tell everyone that I was too sick to attend yesterday.

did farfrom like..shoot your dog or something

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

*Sees Khold, MH, and IWD*

Wazzzzuup!!!

K: Nuthing much. Havin a bud, watchin the game. Whatchu doin?

Me: Nothin much. Havin a bud, watchin the game. Whatchu doin? *point's at IWD*

I: Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool---

Mh: When a couple of guys, up to no good, started making trouble in your neighborhood?

Me: *Punches MH's face off.........as he goes off to find it* You suck.

Note: Please tell me someone knows the words to fresh prince's theme song.

I then proceed to find sharp, and talk about various things, for hours on end. If he's up for it. I don't think I could ever get tired of talking to that guy.

you forget the part where we as rivals decide to take it to the next level

the baor room is totalled..and some how one of us ended up using kohlhearted as a baseball batt agains the other

miburuhunter is under the table crying at the sheer awesomeness displayed

and we end up..in terminal care..with charges pending disturbing the peace civil disobediance..attempted murdur..and so on

[Far From Realmer]

No wait a sec. I would strip naked and put on a clown mask. Then I would show up to the meeting and announce myself as Far From Realmer. Then I would proceed to get high, pee in the complimentary punch, molest Immortal WatchDog (nothing personal), lie on the snack table and tell all the ladies that I'm the main course, headbutt Gordon Smith (nothing personal), pass out for a few minutes, steal all of the toilet paper in the bathroom, and then run out of the room with a pissed off security unit chasing me. Everybody despises Far From Realmer the next day. Oh yeah, and I tell everyone that I was too sick to attend yesterday.
Now thats just plain mean, funny as hell, but still mean.

[nervmeister]

did farfrom like..shoot your dog or somethingNo not really. Since he decided not to attend, I just thought I'd use the opportunity to play an innocent little prank on him. That's all.

[Chrosis]

On the Internet, EVERYONE thinks they're the Man.

When we all meet in real life...

I look for the RPGers, like Khold, Legato, the Dog, etc.

[biggsdacat]

you forget the part where we as rivals decide to take it to the next level

the baor room is totalled..and some how one of us ended up using kohlhearted as a baseball batt agains the other

miburuhunter is under the table crying at the sheer awesomeness displayed

and we end up..in terminal care..with charges pending disturbing the peace civil disobediance..attempted murdur..and so on

I'm not high or anything, and just reading this thread is making my eyes water. Jesus!

Me+You+Beer=COMPLETE MAYHEM. 20 bucks say MH get s absurdly drunk and passes out within the first hour.

Khold sits there playing us against each other, instagating whenever things start to die down.

[sharkerbob]

On the Internet, EVERYONE thinks they're the Man.

I don't. This humble one seeks only new wealths of knowledge and entertainment.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

I'm not high or anything, and just reading this thread is making my eyes water. Jesus!

Me+You+Beer=COMPLETE MAYHEM. 20 bucks say MH get s absurdly drunk and passes out within the first hour.

Khold sits there playing us against each other, instagating whenever things start to die down.


i go mick foley when drunk..seriousy this summer there was a rahter embrassing moment regarding a five star splash a water fountain and a police officer



you give me bear i might grab kohl and like hrl him around like a chakra ball or something

or confuse number one for force lighting:p

[nervmeister]

OMFG!! LMAO!!!! I have tears in my eyes. OMG. That may be the funniest post I've ever seen. Get high, pee in the punch............LMAO!!!!

He needs the keys to the internet, a cool award, and an awesome award.3 awards in one night. (eyes water up) sniff sniff. I dont know what to say. I never thought i'd make it this far and you've all been so good to me. Thankyou! Thankyou all! (blows kiss to biggsdacat)

[Joe Acro]

I spam this place. If everyone's gone, that means I'm the only one that's right, which give me carte blanche to post anywhere and everywhere and give my opinion, even if I know absolutely nothing about the topic. Then, seeing that there would be no one to respond, I'd get bored and go away for a while, hoping that there would be activity when I came back.

[Sean McClain]

If the Invisible Jet is invisible... how can Wonderwoman find it?

That's simple.

Invisible-vision.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

*Sigh*, I'm kind of the odd man out, since I'm very careful about expressing myself in person. The idea of offending someone scares me.



I don't drink, smoke, or anything like that, so I'm not one who can go out and have super wild parties with either.



More then likely, I'd end up at the wall, leaning against it and listening to everyone else, a smile on my face. I might try to discuss my RPG's with someone, or books/anime/manga/tv shows/cartoons/movies with.





Oh, and give Trulyures a hug, just because she's probably the closest thing to pure good on the Forum, despite the few times she posts nowadays.:)

[Gordon Smith]

I hate group scenes involving large numbers of people and I have no talent for small talk, so I leave the room as soon as possible and report Far From Realmer to the police for assaulting me in a felonious manner. :p

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

I say we get our "Medicating" members together and smog out the place :D

hellzzzz yeeaaahhhh i'll bring about a pound..of my uh..medicine..yea thats what it is,..medicine

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I hate group scenes involving large numbers of people and I have no talent for small talk, so I leave the room as soon as possible and report Far From Realmer to the police for assaulting me in a felonious manner. :p



You deserve an Awesome Award and a Win the Internet award, Gordon. :D

[nervmeister]

I hate group scenes involving large numbers of people and I have no talent for small talk, so I leave the room as soon as possible and report Far From Realmer to the police for assaulting me in a felonious manner. :pI am shocked and apalled that he would do such a thing to you. A complete shame he sunk so low.

[David Atkins]

I have this terrible, sinking feeling that this is all a set up to draw me out so that my ass can be kicked and/or humiliated for the amusement of all involved. Good money says I'll be on stage, in a dress, and covered in pig blood by the end of the first hour.

That'd rock. I'm game! :D

[Yun Lao]

Something tells me won't even get past the bouncer of this meeting due to my newb status and I'll be promptly beaten and hazed/sodomized in some improper way and then in the morning I'll just be told that it was an initiation ritual...and somehow I'll believe it.

[Miburohunter929]

..Will there be booze? My actions at this meeting will vary greatly depending on if there is, the amount present, and the amount I am allowed to consume.

Also, I plan to one punch KH, Biggs, and IWD while yelling "Miburo! Hunter!" with each punch.

Kinda like that hal jordan pic of him beating the shit out of some dude.

And thats my sober plan.

Also.....I dont know, me, Biggs,KH and IWD spend the whole night pranking each other.

IWD pushes me down the stairs and him and the others start jumping me.

Biggs and me set KH up for a 3-D through a table.

KH Hits biggs over the head with a keg, and riverdances upon his unconcious body.

Things like that.

It's moments like this I remember why I tolerate them being in the same...Well...Universe as me.

Oh also, if theres booze, I get absurdly drunk, and act like even more of an ass than usuall.

If biggs and the bitches arnt there....Then I brood, or get drunk and talk about how awesome I am.


Also, I uppercut FFR right after he headbutts gordon. Not because of some sense of justice or anything, It just seemed like a good Idea at the time.

[Knightosis]

Stay at SHC forums.