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Stretch Dude
10-18-2006, 04:43 PM
*Mutters bastard*
That's only because I lost interest in posting recently.
I cackle at thy weakness.
Guts/Batman
10-18-2006, 04:45 PM
You and your cackling...
Stretch Dude
10-18-2006, 04:57 PM
You and your cackling...
Yes.
*cackles*
Kholdhearted
10-18-2006, 05:11 PM
Yes.
*cackles*
May I join in?
*laughs* *giggles* *snickers* *chuckles*
Stretch Dude
10-18-2006, 05:13 PM
May I join in?
*laughs* *giggles* *snickers* *chuckles*
*sniggers*
Eternal Torment
10-18-2006, 05:15 PM
To restate my earlier confession, I am responsible for- *static* fangirls *static* unholy creation. I tried- *static* quest failed- *static* become what they are.
Guts/Batman
10-18-2006, 05:22 PM
Yes.
*cackles*
I must turn to Blue Beetle and Booster Gold!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Stretch Dude
10-18-2006, 05:37 PM
To restate my earlier confession, I am responsible for- *static* fangirls *static* unholy creation. I tried- *static* quest failed- *static* become what they are.
If you are responsible for unleashing that blight upon the earth, I shalt have strong words for thee!
Eternal Torment
10-18-2006, 05:53 PM
If you are responsible for unleashing that blight upon the earth, I shalt have strong words for thee!
Him: Unleash the blight? My dear Sir, I CREATED them!
Me: Accursed wretch! Who are you?
Him: Nobody but yourself. You should have tried to stop me earlier. But you wouldn't listen to your own instincts.
Me: I'll stop you. I'll defeat you and the fangirls you created.
Him: That's not all. I also created hentai and loli. I've got legions of fans loyal to me. You cannot stop the Horde.
Me: We shall see about that.
Kholdhearted
10-18-2006, 05:54 PM
Because his spleen is stapled to the cosmic panties. The only way to escape is to count to zero starting at -0.
I just had to quote this again..hilarious in every sense:D :D
Stretch Dude
10-18-2006, 05:55 PM
Him: Unleash the blight? My dear Sir, I CREATED them!
Me: Accursed wretch! Who are you?
Him: Nobody but yourself. You should have tried to stop me earlier. But you wouldn't listen to your own instincts.
Me: I'll stop you. I'll defeat you and the fangirls you created.
Him: That's not all. I also created hentai and loli. I've got legions of fans loyal to me. You cannot stop the Horde.
Me: We shall see about that.
ET is Him? This calls for some professional help!
*picks up the Hotline*
Hello, Powerpuff Girls?
Eternal Torment
10-18-2006, 06:12 PM
I just had to quote this again..hilarious in every sense:D :D
Then sig it.
Eternal Torment
10-18-2006, 06:12 PM
ET is Him? This calls for some professional help!
*picks up the Hotline*
Hello, Powerpuff Girls?
You know how Guts has Other Guts? Exactly like that, but my evil version is HIM, for now.
Guts/Batman
10-18-2006, 06:16 PM
I haven't heard from Other Guts in awhile. Sean's treatment must have worked.
But I have this creeping sensation when I sleep. It feels like I am causing havoc somewhere else in the Omniverse.
I think Other Guts is responsible for Johns becoming a shitty writer and Millar for writing Civil War.
Kholdhearted
10-18-2006, 06:19 PM
Then sig it.
Good idead:D
Devon C.
10-18-2006, 06:33 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/08/hulk_hogan_pokemon2_wi.jpg
Caption this picture as fast as you can.
And you'd BETTER know who this guy is.
Stretch Dude
10-18-2006, 06:34 PM
You know how Guts has Other Guts? Exactly like that, but my evil version is HIM, for now.
Hence my calling of the Powerpuffs. They shalt pummel Him.
Kholdhearted
10-18-2006, 06:36 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/08/hulk_hogan_pokemon2_wi.jpg
Caption this picture as fast as you can.
And you'd BETTER know who this guy is.
No...friggin....way....
Eternal Torment
10-18-2006, 06:40 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/08/hulk_hogan_pokemon2_wi.jpg
Caption this picture as fast as you can.
And you'd BETTER know who this guy is.
It's finally happened. Hulk Hogan finally snapped.
Guts/Batman
10-18-2006, 06:43 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/08/hulk_hogan_pokemon2_wi.jpg
Caption this picture as fast as you can.
And you'd BETTER know who this guy is.
Squirtle, I choose YOU!!!
The Dog
10-18-2006, 07:54 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/08/hulk_hogan_pokemon2_wi.jpg
Hulk Hogan didn't know how, but Pokemon had apparently gotten into his old secret stash of "body enhancement vitamins".
And it looks like that shit still has one Hell of a kick to it.
Chrosis
10-18-2006, 08:24 PM
Hulk Hogan! I choose you!
Sean McClain
10-18-2006, 10:00 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/08/hulk_hogan_pokemon2_wi.jpg
Caption this picture as fast as you can.
And you'd BETTER know who this guy is.
Hulk: "Hmm, either I'm at a costume convention, or I'm in for the fight of my life."
And since we're playing the caption game, CAPTION THIS!
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/NeoShogun_Zero/cantstoplooking.gif
Guts/Batman
10-18-2006, 10:21 PM
So could have done without the focus in...
Sean McClain
10-18-2006, 10:41 PM
So could have done without the focus in...
Ah, but that's the punch that makes the image.
Guts/Batman
10-18-2006, 10:53 PM
Ah, but that's the punch that makes the image.
Well, when you have only seen the image and not the gif, the focus in was not what I wanted to see.
But yes, it does make the image.
Chrosis
10-18-2006, 11:01 PM
http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/pop3_prince.jpg
EVIL!
The cool thing is that this is an actual part of the game... you really do walk out of that alley as the dark prince and slaughter people...
Guts/Batman
10-18-2006, 11:04 PM
EVIL!
The cool thing is that this is an actual part of the game... you really do walk out of that alley as the dark prince and slaughter people...
Just like in True Crime...
Eternal Torment
10-19-2006, 01:50 PM
See the fight of the ages! Power Cosmic enhanced Kazuma vs Composite Superman! Only one shall survive!
Chrosis
10-19-2006, 05:42 PM
See the fight of the ages! Power Cosmic enhanced Kazuma vs Composite Superman! Only one shall survive!
And the winner is...
Hyuuga Hinata!:D
http://www.nautiljon.com/images/perso/grandes/Naruto/hinata_hyuuga.jpg
Eternal Torment
10-19-2006, 07:38 PM
And the winner is...
Hyuuga Hinata!:D
http://www.nautiljon.com/images/perso/grandes/Naruto/hinata_hyuuga.jpg
For some odd reason, my other side feels like boning her. EDIT: Correction, he already has.
Super Samurai
10-19-2006, 08:05 PM
Now all we need is Mr.T playing Yu-Gi-Oh.
hitokiri_
10-20-2006, 01:57 PM
Hulk: "Hmm, either I'm at a costume convention, or I'm in for the fight of my life."
And since we're playing the caption game, CAPTION THIS!
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/NeoShogun_Zero/cantstoplooking.gif
that's. just. hypnotic.
hitokiri_
10-20-2006, 01:59 PM
STFU!!!!!!!!!
and whenever trystenn shows his mug, everything turns to sodom and gomorrah?
Eternal Torment
10-20-2006, 02:09 PM
A tug of war for the Emperor's Soul. Jackson: The Molestor. All Idiots Must Be Killed. What games have I made fun of?
Super Samurai
10-20-2006, 07:52 PM
and whenever trystenn shows his mug, everything turns to sodom and gomorrah?
That's actually an improvement considering we're in the Khazan.
Eternal Torment
10-21-2006, 02:52 PM
The times have changed. Khazan has been corrupted. Only two people can save it now...GOGO HAPPY & SMILE!
Guts/Batman
10-21-2006, 05:06 PM
Mr. T was on Mancow this Friday. Freaking hilarious.
Stretch Dude
10-21-2006, 05:41 PM
Mancow
THAT'S A STINKING MUFFIN!!
The Dog
10-21-2006, 05:56 PM
THAT'S A STINKING MUFFIN!!
Close, but for it to be a true quotation from Invader Zim, he'd have to of said "Porkcow."
Stretch Dude
10-21-2006, 06:31 PM
Close, but for it to be a true quotation from Invader Zim, he'd have to of said "Porkcow."
True, but it's still funny.
Such is the way with the one line spoken by Poonchy, Drinker of Hate.
Devon C.
10-21-2006, 09:41 PM
Know what I hate in video games?
Big bosses. As in bosses that are so physically large that they could step on the main character and wipe his remains off with a paper towel. A robot boss like that is okay, or maybe a ship, but bosses like that giant Mysterio in that old Spider-Man game for the Playstation ain't okay.
Guts/Batman
10-21-2006, 09:48 PM
I remember Mysterio in that game. Beating him was a bitch.
I think I played both of those games.
Devon C.
10-21-2006, 09:50 PM
I remember Mysterio in that game. Beating him was a bitch.
Yeah, but after ya beat him, you got to see spider-man grab him and punch him in that glass dome and break it. I laughed till I started to cry at that one.
The Dog
10-21-2006, 09:51 PM
Know what I hate in video games?
Big bosses. As in bosses that are so physically large that they could step on the main character and wipe his remains off with a paper towel. A robot boss like that is okay, or maybe a ship, but bosses like that giant Mysterio in that old Spider-Man game for the Playstation ain't okay.
Why I perferred the Mysterio from the official Spider-Man II movie game. You go through all this shit with him, then find him robbing a grocery story.
Guy has a multi-colored health meter, makes you think "awww damn, this is gonna suck." And then you hit him like once...
And his health meter disappears, he falls down, and he's defeated.
GREATEST BOSS BATTLE EVER!:D
Guts/Batman
10-21-2006, 09:55 PM
Yeah, but after ya beat him, you got to see spider-man grab him and punch him in that glass dome and break it. I laughed till I started to cry at that one.
That was pretty funny. Carnage was in that game right? Or was that the other one?
I like the Spider-Man games that have come out for PS and above but my favorite Spider-Man will be Maximum Carnage.
That game is so easy. Once you get good enough, you play it just to see how fast you can beat it, since you can't save. It's one of those sit til you beat it or die games.
I have beaten in about 10 times. The quickest time being 45 minutes.
Guts/Batman
10-21-2006, 09:59 PM
Guy has a multi-colored health meter, makes you think "awww damn, this is gonna suck." And then you hit him like once...
And his health meter disappears, he falls down, and he's defeated.
GREATEST BOSS BATTLE EVER!:D
That reminds me of the end boss of the SNES Incredible Hulk game. You get to the end of the fifth level (yes, the last level). After you have beaten Abomination and the Absorbing Man, you face the brain guy in a room that has a ledge with him standing on it.
At first, I had no idea what to do. Jumping off the ledge, dying. Coming back, and all you had to do what uppercut him off the ledge.
Devon C.
10-21-2006, 10:01 PM
Yeah, Guts: Carnage was in that game.
Speaking of bosses, if they decided to make you a boss in a video game, what would your attacks and mannerisms be, based on your own traits as a person?
Guts/Batman
10-21-2006, 10:07 PM
I can't remember but Carnage was fairly easy. Doctor Octopus was a bitch two, because you couldn't just punch him.
One of my main abilities is to instill the seven sins on the enemy. I probably wouldn't have a massive ton of HP either, since well, I am laid back.
Super Samurai
10-21-2006, 10:13 PM
Yeah, Guts: Carnage was in that game.
Speaking of bosses, if they decided to make you a boss in a video game, what would your attacks and mannerisms be, based on your own traits as a person?
I would probably attack the main character with things such as Nachos of Necromancy and Pecan Pie of Pillaging.
I like food.:D
Chrosis
10-21-2006, 10:13 PM
I can't remember but Carnage was fairly easy. Doctor Octopus was a bitch two, because you couldn't just punch him.
One of my main abilities is to instill the seven sins on the enemy. I probably wouldn't have a massive ton of HP either, since well, I am laid back.
Doc Ock was one of the easiest in the game. Carnage was tough though.
And then theres the time you had to outrun Monster Ock. I HATED THAT.
Guts/Batman
10-21-2006, 10:15 PM
Doc Ock was one of the easiest in the game. Carnage was tough though.
And then theres the time you had to outrun Monster Ock. I HATED THAT.
Carnage took some time to beat. You had to be patient and lure him into a certain area. That's what I had issues with. Outrunning Doc Ock was a bitch though, I completely agree.
hitokiri_
10-22-2006, 02:50 AM
Mr. T was on Mancow this Friday. Freaking hilarious.
explain. now.
Devon C.
10-22-2006, 02:55 PM
Doc Ock was one of the easiest in the game. Carnage was tough though.
And then theres the time you had to outrun Monster Ock. I HATED THAT.
I agree on Monster Ock but all you really had to do with Carnage was get him in the dome thing and web him up as soon as he took damage, so he'd stay there until the dome reappeared. Keep that up, and he'd die.
Guts/Batman
10-22-2006, 03:50 PM
I agree on Monster Ock but all you really had to do with Carnage was get him in the dome thing and web him up as soon as he took damage, so he'd stay there until the dome reappeared. Keep that up, and he'd die.
Yea, Carnage wasn't that tough. Just took some time.
Chrosis
10-22-2006, 03:52 PM
Yea, Carnage wasn't that tough. Just took some time.
What else was hard... actually, not much of the game was hard. It was mostly really easy.
The Venom arc was moderate, I suppose.
Guts/Batman
10-22-2006, 03:53 PM
explain. now.
I was driving to class Friday morning and he said that Mr. T was just coming on. He came on the mic talking like Clubber Lang. "No I don't hate Balboa, but I pity the foo and I'll destroy anyone who tries to take what I got."
I don't know if he came back after the break, as I had to walk to class, but it was hilarious...
Guts/Batman
10-22-2006, 03:54 PM
What else was hard... actually, not much of the game was hard. It was mostly really easy.
The Venom arc was moderate, I suppose.
It was an easy game for the most part. Some parts just took more patience than others, like all games.
The Venom arc wasn't that hard, but going between Venom and MJ caused me some trouble.
Caswin
10-22-2006, 03:58 PM
Speaking of bosses, if they decided to make you a boss in a video game, what would your attacks and mannerisms be, based on your own traits as a person?Working on it. A fighting style built on misdirection and speedblitzing - but weather it, and bam, huge opening due to my limited stamina. Go nuts.
Guts/Batman
10-22-2006, 06:24 PM
Monkey's stealing alcoholic drinks from tourists in the Carribean. That's awesome.
Stretch Dude
10-22-2006, 06:42 PM
Monkey's stealing alcoholic drinks from tourists in the Carribean. That's awesome.
DRUNKEN MONKEY!!
Eternal Torment
10-22-2006, 07:17 PM
DRUNKEN MONKEY!!
EVIL DRUNKEN MONKEY IN THE CLOSET WHO WANTS TO STEAL MY VERY SOUL! Sorry, did I overdo that?
Chrosis
10-22-2006, 07:20 PM
EVIL DRUNKEN MONKEY IN THE CLOSET WHO WANTS TO STEAL MY VERY SOUL! Sorry, did I overdo that?
A tad. Just drop the unnecessary words, like "very" and "who". And is the closet part really necessary?
EVIL DRUNKEN MONKEY WANTING TO STEAL MY SOUL!!!
The Evil is necessary, because it's common knowledge that Drunken Monkeys are inherently awesome.
And since when did you get a soul, Eternal?
Super Samurai
10-22-2006, 07:20 PM
EVIL DRUNKEN MONKEY IN THE CLOSET WHO WANTS TO STEAL MY VERY SOUL! Sorry, did I overdo that?
Hmm, I thought you sold your soul?
BTW, nice change to the posting method. The grey fits in.
Eternal Torment
10-22-2006, 07:27 PM
Hmm, I thought you sold your soul?
BTW, nice change to the posting method. The grey fits in.
Wait...I think Chrosis is right. I didn't have a soul. WHO FILLED THE VOID IN MY HEART?!
Guts/Batman
10-22-2006, 07:27 PM
DRUNKEN MONKEY!!
Greatest "Nature" program ever. The way they would just come up and steal drinks was just hilarious. Person is lying on the towel tanning, and the monkey comes up and steals the glass.
Super Samurai
10-22-2006, 07:48 PM
Wait...I think Chrosis is right. I didn't have a soul. WHO FILLED THE VOID IN MY HEART?!
My bet's on the Teletubbies.
Chrosis
10-22-2006, 08:32 PM
My bet's on the Teletubbies.
The Love Police?
Whose guns shoot rainbows and they use "kindness bombs", which eradicate all evilness in anyone caught in the blas- er, um, "love" radius?
Or the Villians from "Raze's Hell?"
Super Samurai
10-22-2006, 08:37 PM
The Love Police?
Whose guns shoot rainbows and they use "kindness bombs", which eradicate all evilness in anyone caught in the blas- er, um, "love" radius?
Or the Villians from "Raze's Hell?"
I always thought Raze's Hell is a future where the Teletubbies control everything.
hitokiri_
10-23-2006, 01:35 AM
Wait...I think Chrosis is right. I didn't have a soul. WHO FILLED THE VOID IN MY HEART?!
corks? tampons?
Stretch Dude
10-23-2006, 09:39 AM
Wait...I think Chrosis is right. I didn't have a soul. WHO FILLED THE VOID IN MY HEART?!
Oh, sorry 'bout that. I've been keeping my pie in there. *reaches into ET's heart and takes out delicious pie*
Eternal Torment
10-23-2006, 02:04 PM
Oh, sorry 'bout that. I've been keeping my pie in there. *reaches into ET's heart and takes out delicious pie*
That still doesn't explain the soul. *Looks at Jenny Calendar* That might explain something.
Eternal Torment
10-23-2006, 06:06 PM
As I bump through the valley where I harvest my thread....
Chrosis
10-23-2006, 06:08 PM
As I bump through the valley where I harvest my thread....
I reap the souls of a million worlds with the sound of my voice.
<_<
>_>
What?
Eternal Torment
10-23-2006, 06:12 PM
I reap the souls of a million worlds with the sound of my voice.
<_<
>_>
What?
V will be married to a chimp. ^ will sing and dance to the BeeGees.
Devon C.
10-23-2006, 10:13 PM
Are you ready, kids?!
http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/parodius/cool5.png
Make those one-liners good!
Get set...
Go!
Chrosis
10-23-2006, 10:22 PM
...
I'm speechless.
...
The Dog
10-23-2006, 10:29 PM
Are you ready, kids?!
http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/parodius/cool5.png
Make those one-liners good!
Get set...
Go!
Here, we have a picture of The Trix Rabbit's illegitimate Asian daughter.
Devon C.
10-23-2006, 10:29 PM
Yeah, needed a real...brainteaser, Chrosis...;)
Eternal Torment
10-24-2006, 07:00 AM
I seek to control the thread. But I'll need the 3 Great Treasures to do it!
Stretch Dude
10-24-2006, 09:34 AM
I seek to control the thread. But I'll need the 3 Great Treasures to do it!
Bah! Ye'll never get me Lucky Charms!
Guts/Batman
10-24-2006, 12:17 PM
Or my peas! So says that Jolly Green Giant.
Eternal Torment
10-24-2006, 01:54 PM
Don't bother shouting. You see these? *Holds up peas and Lucky Charms* And don't try getting them back or reality warping them out of my hands. *Dancing Queen starts playing* The protection from this this vile song will nullify all attacks. All I need now is Chuck Norris' Man-Beard and the thread is mine.
Stretch Dude
10-24-2006, 02:49 PM
Don't bother shouting. You see these? *Holds up peas and Lucky Charms* And don't try getting them back or reality warping them out of my hands. *Dancing Queen starts playing* The protection from this this vile song will nullify all attacks. All I need now is Chuck Norris' Man-Beard and the thread is mine.
*rushes to the Follicle Chamber, grabs the Man-Beard, and eats it, becoming one with it*
Try and take it now! *roundhouse kicks ET*
Eternal Torment
10-24-2006, 02:54 PM
*rushes to the Follicle Chamber, grabs the Man-Beard, and eats it, becoming one with it*
Try and take it now! *roundhouse kicks ET*
I call upon the power of ABBA! *blocks the attack* Even the Roundhouse Kick cannot penetrate this defense. *tears the Man-Beard out of Stretch's stomach and fuses the three items together* Unlimited Power...Works.
Kholdhearted
10-24-2006, 03:11 PM
I call upon the power of ABBA! *blocks the attack* Even the Roundhouse Kick cannot penetrate this defense. *tears the Man-Beard out of Stretch's stomach and fuses the three items together* Unlimited Power...Works.
Alas..all that work was for nothing.
*Pulls MC Hammer out of his pocket and "Can't Touch This" plays in the background.*
Eternal Torment
10-24-2006, 03:17 PM
Alas..all that work was for nothing.
*Pulls MC Hammer out of his pocket and "Can't Touch This" plays in the background.*
Zone of Silence. *All sound except ABBA's music stops*
Stretch Dude
10-24-2006, 03:27 PM
Zone of Silence. *All sound except ABBA's music stops*
Rock of Ages. *plays a power chord on Ax-Calibur that erases ABBA from history*
Eternal Torment
10-24-2006, 03:31 PM
Rock of Ages. *plays a power chord on Ax-Calibur that erases ABBA from history*
You leave me no choice. Rise my minions! *Plays Thriller* Now you shall fall to my army of dancing zombies.
Stretch Dude
10-24-2006, 03:46 PM
You leave me no choice. Rise my minions! *Plays Thriller* Now you shall fall to my army of dancing zombies.
I don't think so. *draws Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightyness*
MIGHTY CHAINSAWHAND! *MSoMM morphs into a chainsaw and replaces Stretch's hand*
Groovy.
Eternal Torment
10-24-2006, 03:52 PM
I don't think so. *draws Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightyness*
MIGHTY CHAINSAWHAND! *MSoMM morphs into a chainsaw and replaces Stretch's hand*
Groovy.
*Pulls out Killy's GBE at Level 4 Extra* And there goes the neighbourhood. *shoots Stretch in the head* BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Chrosis
10-24-2006, 04:08 PM
http://upload4.postimage.org/1477995/one_does_not_simply_rock_into_mordor.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1477995/photo_hosting.html)
http://upload4.postimage.org/1477998/gandalfroadsign.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1477998/photo_hosting.html)
http://upload4.postimage.org/1478039/myelf.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1478039/photo_hosting.html)
http://upload4.postimage.org/1478045/namor.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1478045/photo_hosting.html)
Do you smell what the Namor is cooking?
Stretch Dude
10-24-2006, 04:15 PM
*Pulls out Killy's GBE at Level 4 Extra* And there goes the neighbourhood. *shoots Stretch in the head* BOOM! HEADSHOT!
*summons Lunar Armor and deflects the shot* Now, back to zombie-killin'.
Eternal Torment
10-24-2006, 04:28 PM
*melts into liquid steel and slithers away* You will not catch me this time.
Stretch Dude
10-24-2006, 05:27 PM
*melts into liquid steel and slithers away* You will not catch me this time.
*ET escapes and reforms at a far-off location...and finds himself face to face with Inkblot.*
WRONG!
Eternal Torment
10-24-2006, 08:41 PM
*ET escapes and reforms at a far-off location...and finds himself face to face with Inkblot.*
WRONG!
Do you think you can take me on? While I hold this? Ultimate power in my grasp? Your precious lunar armour won't save you, rumbler. Not now, not ever. *unleashes a wave of destruction and kills Stretch* I must bid you adieu, my good fellow. Let annihilation serve as a lesson to you and your friends. Nobody is safe now. Your efforts were admirable, but they were ultimately in vain. Goodbye, Stretch. Death will be your only protection against ME.
Guts/Batman
10-24-2006, 09:16 PM
"The Power and Glory" plays throughout Khazan...
Stretch Dude
10-25-2006, 09:40 AM
Do you think you can take me on? While I hold this? Ultimate power in my grasp? Your precious lunar armour won't save you, rumbler. Not now, not ever. *unleashes a wave of destruction and kills Stretch* I must bid you adieu, my good fellow. Let annihilation serve as a lesson to you and your friends. Nobody is safe now. Your efforts were admirable, but they were ultimately in vain. Goodbye, Stretch. Death will be your only protection against ME.
*dusts himself off*
Death is but a doorway, time is but a window.
I'll be back.
*vanishes*
Eternal Torment
10-25-2006, 01:00 PM
*dusts himself off*
Death is but a doorway, time is but a window.
I'll be back.
*vanishes*
Oh, hurrah. The biggg baadd Strecth survived. Well, that won't really help. After all, there can only be one winner here. And keeping in that... I have a surprise. *device crackles with energy and zaps me* There is only one me now. All other versions, whether they be from a different time, dimension or even omniverse have been merged with me. There is only one Torment, and he has the combined power of all of them. You cannot stop me. I shall rule Khazan, and not even Guts can prevent this.
Guts/Batman
10-25-2006, 01:10 PM
Who said Emporer Guts cared about your pitiful squabble? My empire exists on a whole different plane of existence. I only come to the 3-Dimensional Realm only so often.
Besides, I find those squabbles boring.
You'll probably have to end up facing Other Guts or Other Other Guts.
Eternal Torment
10-25-2006, 01:13 PM
Who said Emporer Guts cared about your pitiful squabble? My empire exists on a whole different plane of existence. I only come to the 3-Dimensional Realm only so often.
Besides, I find those squabbles boring.
You'll probably have to end up facing Other Guts or Other Other Guts.
Since you do have a point, I'll take the Other Side first. Then maybe the Far Side. Then I'll come knocking at your door.
Guts/Batman
10-25-2006, 01:19 PM
Since you do have a point, I'll take the Other Side first. Then maybe the Far Side. Then I'll come knocking at your door.
Eh...
Come if you want. You don't have anything I haven't planned for, not haven't seen.
Eternal Torment
10-25-2006, 01:21 PM
Eh...
Come if you want. You don't have anything I haven't planned for, not haven't seen.
You have near omniscience, don't you? I feel like reenacting CoIE. Without the PIS.
Guts/Batman
10-25-2006, 01:34 PM
You have near omniscience, don't you? I feel like reenacting CoIE. Without the PIS.
Of course I do. I'm Emporer Guts.
Eternal Torment
10-25-2006, 01:37 PM
Of course I do. I'm Emporer Guts.
However, near omniscience is not good enough. I know what you have in store for me. And you know that I'll survive through all of it. We'll just have to wait for it to happen, won't we?
Guts/Batman
10-25-2006, 01:39 PM
If I don't get bored with it before then...
Eternal Torment
10-25-2006, 01:44 PM
If I don't get bored with it before then...
Hmm....Domination is boring. I'm giving up on the plans, on the basis that it would just retcon itself when the next Khazan thread is posted.
Guts/Batman
10-25-2006, 01:45 PM
Nah, it's not the domination that is boring, it is the constant fighting. I just wanna chill.
Eternal Torment
10-25-2006, 01:47 PM
Nah, it's not the domination that is boring, it is the constant fighting. I just wanna chill.
I guess so. The anticlimax is followed by several shots of tequila and a long drag on the cuban cigar.
Stretch Dude
10-25-2006, 02:39 PM
*returns, sees that ET has ceased his plans, and joins in the drinking and whoring*
Eternal Torment
10-25-2006, 02:46 PM
*returns, sees that ET has ceased his plans, and joins in the drinking and whoring*
Every time I want to destroy the omniverse, something comes along and stops me. *blows a building up* I need to go beat Vanilla Ice with a golf club.
Super Samurai
10-25-2006, 03:23 PM
*Passes out the beer and nachos*
Even evil warlords need a break once in a while.
Eternal Torment
10-25-2006, 03:27 PM
*Passes out the beer and nachos*
Even evil warlords need a break once in a while.
Not really a warlord, more like an evil annihilating force.
Chrosis
10-25-2006, 03:40 PM
Not really a warlord, more like an evil annihilating force.
Like the Teletubbies?
Stretch Dude
10-25-2006, 03:47 PM
Every time I want to destroy the omniverse, something comes along and stops me.
Same with me. It seems like every time I've gained omnipotence, and I'm just about to obliterate all existence, a horde of chicks with impossibly-large boobs shows up out of nowhere and..."distracts" me.
Devon C.
10-25-2006, 03:52 PM
Beware of the Crips, people.
Chrosis
10-25-2006, 03:59 PM
Beware of the Crips, people.
There are two things I hate...
Emos
And Small People who pick fights with you. What the hell? I'm well over six feet tall and you're five foot nothing! I don't want to accidentally kill you, and when you go home with the crap beat out of you, it'll be my fault! JESUS!!!
Super Samurai
10-25-2006, 04:15 PM
Beware of the Crips, people.
If the bloods and crips combined that means their color would be purple right?
Devon C.
10-25-2006, 04:25 PM
If the bloods and crips combined that means their color would be purple right?
Well, when they combined many years ago, all people saw was black and blue.
I tell you straight up: if those LA riots got these marks started up...just think what would happen if something REALLY nasty went down.
Stretch Dude
10-25-2006, 04:47 PM
Beware of the Crips, people.
Any kind, or just the ones in the wheelchairs?
'Cause those guys are deceptively agile.
Chrosis
10-25-2006, 05:11 PM
Any kind, or just the ones in the wheelchairs?
'Cause those guys are deceptively agile.
http://www.southerngent.org/movies/murderball.jpg
They play a sport called MURDERBALL!!!:eek:
Stretch Dude
10-25-2006, 05:16 PM
They play a sport called MURDERBALL!!!:eek:
And they want to use my head for the ball!
Eternal Torment
10-25-2006, 05:26 PM
Time to drive down the lane on a tank while firing a plush bazooka wildly.
Trystenn
10-26-2006, 01:29 PM
http://upload4.postimage.org/1477995/one_does_not_simply_rock_into_mordor.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1477995/photo_hosting.html)
http://upload4.postimage.org/1477998/gandalfroadsign.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1477998/photo_hosting.html)
http://upload4.postimage.org/1478039/myelf.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1478039/photo_hosting.html)
http://upload4.postimage.org/1478045/namor.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1478045/photo_hosting.html)
Do you smell what the Namor is cooking?
LOL Best LOTR pics ever man!
Tommy
10-26-2006, 05:15 PM
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Super Samurai
10-26-2006, 08:37 PM
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
*Silent Ninja Stare*
Chrosis
10-26-2006, 08:49 PM
*Silent Ninja Stare*
We are the Knights who saaaayyy.... NI!
http://annaleis.wordpress.com/files/2006/05/Knightofnismall.jpg
Guts/Batman
10-27-2006, 12:12 AM
Mario64 Update:
64 stars: Need to get 70 stars til next door.
How do I put the snowman's head on the snowball?
Stretch Dude
10-27-2006, 09:42 AM
Mario64 Update:
64 stars: Need to get 70 stars til next door.
How do I put the snowman's head on the snowball?
You can only do it in the course where you have to. Talk to the head, then race it and win.
Guts/Batman
10-27-2006, 01:14 PM
You can only do it in the course where you have to. Talk to the head, then race it and win.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
Have to keep that in mind. I'm working on Justice League Heroes now.
Eternal Torment
10-27-2006, 07:07 PM
Another one bites the dussstttt!
Stretch Dude
10-27-2006, 07:45 PM
I burn with hate. I finally get a scanner, and what happens? No matter what I try, the only thing on my computer that refuses to acknowledge the scanner's existence is the program that I need to use to actually scan stuff.
SO MUCH HATE!
Eternal Torment
10-27-2006, 07:48 PM
I burn with hate. I finally get a scanner, and what happens? No matter what I try, the only thing on my computer that refuses to acknowledge the scanner's existence is the program that I need to use to actually scan stuff.
SO MUCH HATE!
I killed a man for existing! HOW'S THAT FOR HATE?!
Stretch Dude
10-27-2006, 07:48 PM
I killed a man for existing! HOW'S THAT FOR HATE?!
*pounds ET into the ground* I'M SERIOUS, DAMMIT! :evilangry
Eternal Torment
10-27-2006, 07:50 PM
*pounds ET into the ground* I'M SERIOUS, DAMMIT! :evilangry
Who says I'm not?
Devon C.
10-27-2006, 07:55 PM
I burn with hate. I finally get a scanner, and what happens? No matter what I try, the only thing on my computer that refuses to acknowledge the scanner's existence is the program that I need to use to actually scan stuff.
SO MUCH HATE!
What kind of scanner is it? I'm talking the brand, here.
Stretch Dude
10-27-2006, 07:57 PM
What kind of scanner is it? I'm talking the brand, here.
A Microtek ScanMaker 9800XL. The program at the focus of my murderous rage is Microtek ScanWizard Pro V7.02.
Eternal Torment
10-28-2006, 08:58 AM
While I'm draining the life from thousands of innocent worlds, what should I decorate the floor with?
Chevan
10-28-2006, 10:37 AM
While I'm draining the life from thousands of innocent worlds, what should I decorate the floor with?
Poodles.
Blue poodles.
Eternal Torment
10-28-2006, 10:46 AM
Poodles.
Blue poodles.
Done. Now Khazan is painted with blue poodles.
Super Samurai
10-28-2006, 02:29 PM
Done. Now Khazan is painted with blue poodles.
Only to be repainted with the blood of all of the Khazans slain enemies.
Eternal Torment
10-28-2006, 03:19 PM
Only to be repainted with the blood of all of the Khazans slain enemies.
Can we settle for a crimsom azure?
Super Samurai
10-28-2006, 03:49 PM
Can we settle for a crimsom azure?
Sure, it sounds badass too.
Stretch Dude
10-28-2006, 04:53 PM
Can we settle for a crimsom azure?
Wouldn't that be purple?
Eternal Torment
10-28-2006, 04:58 PM
Wouldn't that be purple?
I meant a special paint that is blue, but with a sinister red tinge.
Guts/Batman
10-28-2006, 05:04 PM
Wouldn't that be purple?
Yea. You can't really get around the rules of color. Color of royalty damnit.
Devon C.
10-28-2006, 07:34 PM
La, dee...
http://www.classicgaming.com/shmups/reviews/sexyparo_psx/images/level3b/end.jpg
...freakin' da.
No, no caption. I'm just bored as heck.
Tommy
10-28-2006, 08:05 PM
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3056/drg1qg1.jpg
I was Lady Au Pair! I was widly feared and respected by all!
Guts/Batman
10-28-2006, 08:08 PM
With the exception of the nose, she's pretty hot.
Could use some more upskirt though.
Eternal Torment
10-28-2006, 08:09 PM
Tetractys Grammaton. Ain Soph Aur.
Tommy
10-28-2006, 08:19 PM
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3541/drgfandmonarchda2.jpg
"Look, I keep coming home with welts on my neck, and the “I got jumped by flying squid” excuse is starting to get Phantom Limb a wee bit suspicious"
Erebus
10-29-2006, 08:24 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Satans_party.jpg
You know, if I were a little be more drunk...
Eternal Torment
10-29-2006, 08:29 PM
If I had the *unclear*, I would flood the thread with sickenly cute pictures.
hitokiri_
10-30-2006, 11:11 AM
whoa. the bears are for real. :D
Eternal Torment
10-30-2006, 03:49 PM
Twixxxx!!!!!!!
Chrosis
10-30-2006, 04:00 PM
whoa. the bears are for real. :D
Of course we are. We invented the driveby.
Stretch Dude
10-30-2006, 04:01 PM
Twixxxx!!!!!!!
Mmm, candy porn.
(What? There's four Xs? Aw...)
Eternal Torment
10-30-2006, 04:12 PM
I've got the tunes of Dragula and Moskau stuck in my head. So imagine the happy disco melody of the latter combined with the driving hard rock beat of the former.
Super Samurai
10-30-2006, 08:11 PM
So what's the best material to use when making fake blood stains?
Eternal Torment
10-30-2006, 08:26 PM
So what's the best material to use when making fake blood stains?
Animal blood. If it isn't human, it must be fake.
Super Samurai
10-30-2006, 08:50 PM
Animal blood. If it isn't human, it must be fake.
True, but I don't want PETA to go after me, they be crazy !
Stretch Dude
10-31-2006, 09:38 AM
True, but I don't want PETA to go after me, they be crazy !
Then when they come after you, kill them and use their blood.
Two birds, one stone. Or knife. Or whatever weapon you want.
Chevan
10-31-2006, 10:00 AM
So what's the best material to use when making fake blood stains?
Mix it up yourself for the best results.
Here's a nifty recipe found through Google:
Chocolate Blood
I was promised the recipe years ago, but only came across it quite recently. It was worth the wait. The mixture may seem odd, but it tastes pretty good, looks surprisingly like real blood, splatters like real blood, dries like real blood, and had several people asking me if I was really okay after that staged fight....
1/2 cup water
1 tablespoon cocoa powder
3 or 4 tablespoon corn syrup
1/2 to 1 teaspoon red food coloring
2 drops yellow or green food coloring (optional)
Mix the cocoa powder thoroughly into the water before adding the other ingredients - it may help to use warm water. After adding the rest, blend the concoction well, and then wait for it to settle a bit. Either skim the bubbles & chocolate scum off the top with the edge of a kleenex, or pour the mixture into another container. The longer it sits, the more the cocoa tends to settle to the bottom, which oddly mimicks the effect of real blood seperating.
If you splatter this mixture onto cloth, it makes neat two-part marks which dry into pretty convincing bloodstains. If you let it run from a victim's mouth and then let it dry, the blood darkens and cakes to the skin in much the same way real blood does. I can also say from personal experience that any washcloth used to wipe down the 'bloody' face afterwards looks remarkably realistic, too.
Guts/Batman
10-31-2006, 01:05 PM
Google: Not just used to find porn.
Chou Blaster
10-31-2006, 01:43 PM
And with all these RPG threads again I was thinking o fmy own series again.
This time not a amgic CHina, CBR doe snto care abotu that, o no, this tiem Japan.
Where I faield in Dynasy Warriors, I jst may make a Smaurai Warriors thing.
Eternal Torment
10-31-2006, 01:47 PM
I wrote this song a long time ago,
A real long time ago. Feel me!
I write this song a long time ago,
Was the dopest song I ever wrote....In '94.
Stretch Dude
10-31-2006, 02:38 PM
Google: Not just used to find porn.
*gasp*
HOW DO THIS BE?!? :eek:
Eternal Torment
10-31-2006, 03:27 PM
*gasp*
HOW DO THIS BE?!? :eek:
It just is. It just is.
Chrosis
10-31-2006, 03:30 PM
It just is. It just is.
LIES AND SLANDER!
*stabs ET in the back*
Ice'Lord
10-31-2006, 03:47 PM
It just is. It just is. Everyone knows we use Booble for that stuff, you fiend.
Eternal Torment
10-31-2006, 03:48 PM
LIES AND SLANDER!
*stabs ET in the back*
*reflects the attack* Think about it. If Google is a search engine, then it would be used for more than searching porn.
Super Samurai
10-31-2006, 05:46 PM
*reflects the attack* Think about it. If Google is a search engine, then it would be used for more than searching porn.
Um....fanfics?
I can't think of anything else.
Devon C.
10-31-2006, 06:16 PM
whoa. the bears are for real. :D
Oh yes. But they got a sense of humor, too. Check out the way they interacted with that old school comedy troupe, the Bills of Buffalo.
Then when they come after you, kill them and use their blood.
Two birds, one stone. Or knife. Or whatever weapon you want.
Do you really wanna start stuff with a dude who had his name legally changed to "KentuckyfriedCruelty.com"? These are the people who tried to get Fishkill, NY to change its name (even though "kill"=Dutch for "creek"
). Heck, they even gave Hamburg, NY mess. Tried to change it to "Veggieburg". That kind of foolishness means they'll stop at nothing to reach their goal, whatever it may be.
Um....fanfics?
I can't think of anything else.
Who'd want to search for fanfics? No one should run the risk of reading a story, possibly modeled after some obscure anime, where SpongeBob SquarePants realizes his true feelings for Sandy.
Stretch Dude
10-31-2006, 06:30 PM
Who'd want to search for fanfics? No one should run the risk of reading a story, possibly modeled after some obscure anime, where SpongeBob SquarePants realizes his true feelings for Sandy.
Which defies logic in at least three different ways...which is actually pretty mild for a fanfic.
This should be some funny parodious crap. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNEF9pSNx8I)
Gordon Smith
11-01-2006, 01:43 AM
In your honor, I will hunt down a Bob Marley CD and listen to some actual reggae music. :p
Damn, I wish I was seventeen again and not bloody forty seven. :D
Enjoy yer birthday, Daniel. :)
biggsdacat
11-01-2006, 01:48 AM
Happy birthday fellow fabulous four member! I hope all is well. I'll definitely drink in your honor tonight (too bad you're too young to join me in the celebration, don't worry though, IWD and myself will gladly get wasted for you).
S J C
11-01-2006, 01:49 AM
Happy birthday Here have 5 crates of Irn-Bru (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0pFodgI3tnA) The best hangover cure in the world
Chrosis
11-01-2006, 01:50 AM
Oh my God... YOU WERE BORN!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
biggsdacat
11-01-2006, 01:51 AM
Oh my God... YOU WERE BORN!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
You are mistaken, khold simply is. :D
Chrosis
11-01-2006, 01:52 AM
You are mistaken, khold simply is. :D
Then how does he have a birthday? I, however, am a corporeal entity.
biggsdacat
11-01-2006, 01:54 AM
Then how does he have a birthday? I, however, am a corporeal entity.
Well duh, I thought you knew, in honor of khold, the Hulk temporarily raped the laws of reality and shit happened. Jeez. :D
The Immortal Watch Dog
11-01-2006, 02:32 AM
Happy birthday fellow fabulous four member! I hope all is well. I'll definitely drink in your honor tonight (too bad you're too young to join me in the celebration, don't worry though, IWD and myself will gladly get wasted for you).
huh..did you say wasted..look at my spelling and rgamer when am i not!:p :p just joking
but in all seriousness screw the law/..in some countries ten years old is the legal drinking age so lets just lie and say khol is from one of those countries..take him out to get blasted..and then hand him about a kilo of blow?
you in biggs? maybe we can do that pink spandex dance?
Allow me to join in on this.
Happy birthday Khold.
EevilJ
11-01-2006, 02:52 AM
Happy Birthday, Khold!!! :)
Drizzt fan... See here. (http://search.deviantart.com/?section=browse&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5&q=drizzt)
biggsdacat
11-01-2006, 03:23 AM
huh..did you say wasted..look at my spelling and rgamer when am i not!:p :p just joking
but in all seriousness screw the law/..in some countries ten years old is the legal drinking age so lets just lie and say khol is from one of those countries..take him out to get blasted..and then hand him about a kilo of blow?
you in biggs? maybe we can do that pink spandex dance?
I'm so down to get blasted. Everything except the kilo of blow. Screw that stuff.
The pink spandex is coming out, for all to enjoy. :evilsmile
Happy B-Day Khold. Man, all these youngsters around here make me feel SO flipping old. Ah well...enjoy your day.
Kholdhearted
11-01-2006, 04:14 AM
Wow, I didnt think anyone would remember. Thanks guys:D
Ice'Lord
11-01-2006, 04:23 AM
Happy Birthday Khold! Hey you're just a little younger form me.
I paid the Hulk to be a good boy while it's your birthday.
Hey biggs, IWD here's another green thing. *pulls out a bottle of absinthe*. Have you tried it?
biggsdacat
11-01-2006, 05:37 AM
Happy Birthday Khold! Hey you're just a little younger form me.
I paid the Hulk to be a good boy while it's your birthday.
Hey biggs, IWD here's another green thing. *pulls out a bottle of absinthe*. Have you tried it?
Oooo, absinthe. You ever tried tht stuff? It's a fucking trip. I'm down.
S J C
11-01-2006, 10:44 AM
here have an ageing pill Kholdhearted contains enough crono particles for a five year growth (Warning effects temporary manufacture is not held responsible for heart attacks strokes cloth shrinkage or any other negative side effects)
Eternal Torment
11-01-2006, 04:48 PM
Where can I find the Starfleet HQ?
master of read
11-01-2006, 07:37 PM
that's right. on nov. 2, the hentai god was born!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Immortal Watch Dog
11-01-2006, 07:54 PM
that's right. on nov. 2, the hentai god was born!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
yo yo yo...fur shuuur happy bithday dawwg
j.k no seriously thought happy freaken birthday man
Kholdhearted
11-01-2006, 07:56 PM
that's right. on nov. 2, the hentai god was born!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MoR is November born too? AwEsOmE!!!
Happy Birthday man, I went to Kazuma to get a "Shell Bullet of Badassery" just for you.
master of read
11-01-2006, 08:05 PM
sweetness. i;ve always wanted one. btw, happy b-day to you too, KH
Cleric of Hell's Brigade
11-01-2006, 08:07 PM
Happy Birthday, man.:)
that's right. on nov. 2, the hentai god was born!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Happy Birthday!:D
Kholdhearted
11-01-2006, 08:09 PM
sweetness. i;ve always wanted one. btw, happy b-day to you too, KH
Your Welcome and Thanks:D
Cleric of Hell's Brigade
11-01-2006, 08:24 PM
*Walks through the thread, alive an fit again.*
*Sets up his Weapons/Items Shop again*.
Well then, seems I've been gone awhile. Anyone need anything?
Devon C.
11-01-2006, 09:11 PM
Yeah, lemme ask you somethin'...
You carry any Tetrads in your shop? I need two.
Cleric of Hell's Brigade
11-01-2006, 09:16 PM
Yeah, lemme ask you somethin'...
You carry any Tetrads in your shop? I need two.
*Points to an isle left of Devon*.
Right there good sir. Will that be barter, buy, or trade?
Devon C.
11-01-2006, 09:23 PM
Buy.
*Takes an L tetrad and an S*
What's the damage, man? I gotta get home.
Cleric of Hell's Brigade
11-01-2006, 09:24 PM
Buy.
*Takes an L tetrad and an S*
What's the damage, man? I gotta get home.
Hmm, they are on discount today, so they only cost $200.00 all together. Re-opening sale and the like.
Devon C.
11-01-2006, 09:29 PM
*holds up his hand*
Nothing up my sleeve.
*Puts his index and middle fingers into a fork shape, brings them down*
Bang!
*Flips over hand to reveal 3 crisp $100 bills*
Here you are, Cleric. Keep the change.
And no, they ain't counterfeit. That's how I make withdrawals.
*Goes home to use the tetrads as car parts*
S J C
11-02-2006, 04:09 AM
Happy birthday have a Gynoid http://www.futurehi.net/images/fembot.jpg
As with all my Gynoid's it is made of a nanometalic substance that will allow her to assume any form you chose and comes complete with 1000 Ninjitsu assassination techniques Have fun
Ice'Lord
11-02-2006, 04:56 AM
Damn, double post.
Ice'Lord
11-02-2006, 04:56 AM
Happy Birthday, man! I hope all is well!
So when does the party start?
Ice'Lord
11-02-2006, 04:58 AM
Oooo, absinthe. You ever tried tht stuff? It's a fucking trip. I'm down.
Yup, I did try it. It felt like I'm drinking fire. But it was good.
Hey Khold, when does the party start?
Shaman from Serbia
11-02-2006, 05:03 AM
Happy Birthday purple-fur (refering to avatar)
Shaman from Serbia
11-02-2006, 05:05 AM
Happy birthday.
biggsdacat
11-02-2006, 05:08 AM
Happy birthday MR. Hope all is well.
Well, when the party starts, I'll whip out the booze. :D
Len Ikari145
11-02-2006, 05:12 AM
Happy Birthday, bro! As a gift, I ventured forth and brought you many a porn that I *a-hem* "confiscated" from Deadpool's secret stash. (bullet whizzes above my head) Crap! That stupid Miburo; Couldn't even last long enough make a decent sacrificial lam--I mean, diversion. :D
Well, I'm out.
Sharpandpointies
11-02-2006, 05:18 AM
Happy birthday, man. :)
The Drunkard Kid
11-02-2006, 06:25 AM
Happy Birthday, Master of Read. In honor of this, the day of your birth, I bestow upon you the power Cosmic, due to a favor owed to me by Galactus. From now on, you shall be known as the Off-White Unicyclist.
Granted, you only get the ability to ride a unicycle in space, but that's still pretty sweet.
The Drunkard Kid
11-02-2006, 06:27 AM
Happy Birthday, boyo. Since you are Kholdhearted, please accept this nice warm liver I... er... liberated for you. If the others have there way, you might be glad to have a spare around.
Ant Crown
11-02-2006, 06:44 AM
Happy Birthday...Here's a Deck and Cards...*Hands off directions for where that deck came from*
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!:D
Happy birthday. And let me just say that as a hentai god, I'm a serious fan of your religion.
Cleric of Hell's Brigade
11-02-2006, 06:52 AM
Happy Birthday Kholdhearted.:)
May God bless you and may you have many more to come.
master of read
11-02-2006, 02:34 PM
as well you should.
and who said the party couldnt start?
LET'S GET THIS MOFO STARTED!!!!!! FREE HENTAI FOR ALL!!!
Spidey-kid1
11-02-2006, 02:56 PM
DUDE!!!!
Happpy Birthday Man!!!!!!
Here is your present!!!!!:
http://www.samglaser.com/pix/studio/studio.gif
With your own studio, you may make all the
Henti you want!!!
For you are the GOD of Henti....
One other thing.....:
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1428493
Tommy
11-02-2006, 03:08 PM
*waits for the dog to swing by*
The Dog
11-02-2006, 03:10 PM
*waits for the dog to swing by*
*Swings by*
*Swings by again*
*Swings by a third time*
There, happy? :D
Tommy
11-02-2006, 03:11 PM
There, happy? :D
Yes, yes I am.
Eternal Torment
11-02-2006, 03:12 PM
As the crow flies, you've got a hell of a way to go. *sprays crystal meth all over Dog* Whoops.
Tommy
11-02-2006, 03:22 PM
As the crow flies, you've got a hell of a way to go. *sprays crystal meth all over Dog* Whoops.
Anyone have that Bat Anti-Female Villain Spray?
The Dog
11-02-2006, 03:24 PM
As the crow flies, you've got a hell of a way to go. *sprays crystal meth all over Dog* Whoops.
*Shakes it off and sprays cosmic battery acid all over Eternal Torment* Oops.
Eternal Torment
11-02-2006, 03:25 PM
*Shakes it off and sprays cosmic battery acid all over Eternal Torment* Oops.
Ahhh! *melts and reforms* Ahhh! *melts and reforms* Ahhh! *repeats*
Tommy
11-02-2006, 03:29 PM
Ahhh! *melts and reforms* Ahhh! *melts and reforms* Ahhh! *repeats*
Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
The Dog
11-02-2006, 03:30 PM
Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
Or, more appropriately, "Melt, Reform, Repeat".
Tommy
11-02-2006, 03:31 PM
Or, more appropriately, "Melt, Reform, Repeat".
All hail the T-1000
The Dog
11-02-2006, 03:32 PM
All hail the T-1000
All hail gay porn!... Er... I mean... Ah screw it.
ALL HAIL GAY PORN!
Tommy
11-02-2006, 03:32 PM
All hail gay porn!... Er... I mean... Ah screw it.
ALL HAIL GAY PORN!
As someone who has spent FAR too much time recently looking at gay porn... ALL HAIL GAY PORN!
Guts/Batman
11-02-2006, 03:33 PM
All hail the T-1000
Bah! All hail the T-X!!!
Tommy
11-02-2006, 03:44 PM
Bah! All hail the T-X!!!
Has someone been watching Jurassic Park?
Chrosis
11-02-2006, 03:46 PM
Has someone been watching Jurassic Park?
*Swats Tommy upside the head*
Thats "T-Rex", fool.
Eternal Torment
11-02-2006, 03:48 PM
*still screaming* Ok. That's enough. *A Tyranid leaps out of nowhere and starts mauling me* Ahhh! Ahhh! OH GOD IT BURNS!
Guts/Batman
11-02-2006, 03:48 PM
Has someone been watching Jurassic Park?
Haven't seen that in years...:D
Chrosis
11-02-2006, 03:54 PM
*still screaming* Ok. That's enough. *A Tyranid leaps out of nowhere and starts mauling me* Ahhh! Ahhh! OH GOD IT BURNS!
*Throws a Face Raper from the movie "Alien" at ET
Eternal Torment
11-02-2006, 03:59 PM
*Throws a Face Raper from the movie "Alien" at ET
*Facehugger attaches to Tyranid* Thanks for the assist. *Tie Domi appears and start beating me* Ahhh! WHY ME ALL THE TIME?!
The Dog
11-02-2006, 04:01 PM
As someone who has spent FAR too much time recently looking at gay porn... ALL HAIL GAY PORN!
Well, that makes two of us in that field... ALL HAIL GAY PORN! ALL HAIL GAY PORN!
Chrosis
11-02-2006, 04:05 PM
*Facehugger attaches to Tyranid* Thanks for the assist. *Tie Domi appears and start beating me* Ahhh! WHY ME ALL THE TIME?!
No, I'm pretty sure they're technically Fae "Rapists". They inject their seed down your throat and into your chest. I wonder what happens to get the seed down there...
I bet the orgasm is so good, it kills them! That's why face rapist always die! Now I want to be a face rapist...:(
hitokiri_
11-02-2006, 04:29 PM
Bah! All hail the T-X!!!
meh. all hail zoolander!
Anthony Johanson
11-02-2006, 04:34 PM
*Facehugger attaches to Tyranid* Thanks for the assist. *Tie Domi appears and start beating me* Ahhh! WHY ME ALL THE TIME?!
Simple, it amuses me.
*evil smile*
Oh well, even entertainment must come to an end.
*sends Mike Tyson in his Prime at Domi*
Anthony Johanson
11-02-2006, 04:34 PM
meh. all hail zoolander!
Better plan, all hail me.
hitokiri_
11-02-2006, 04:41 PM
Better plan, all hail me.
you can't do the magnum.
Anthony Johanson
11-02-2006, 04:45 PM
you can't do the magnum.
Don't need to, when I am me, the world naturally bows.
hitokiri_
11-02-2006, 04:50 PM
Don't need to, when I am me, the world naturally bows.
what world are we talking about here?
Stretch Dude
11-02-2006, 05:33 PM
Well, that makes two of us in that field... ALL HAIL GAY PORN! ALL HAIL GAY PORN!
Bah to your simplisticosities. ALL HAIL PORN! ALL HAIL PORN!
Eternal Torment
11-02-2006, 06:07 PM
It is time for my magnum opus to be completed!
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