Downtown Khazan: Black Hole! [Archive] - Page 56

S J C

10-04-2006, 11:12 AM

Happy birthday have a Gynoid http://www.futurehi.net/images/fembot.jpg

As with all my Gynoid's it is made of a nanometalic substance that will allow her to assume any form you chose and comes complete with 1000 Ninjitsu assassination techniques Have fun

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 11:13 AM

S J C

10-04-2006, 11:13 AM

that has robo-tentacles written all over it.

only if thats what you tell it to be :p

Ice'Lord

10-04-2006, 11:19 AM

Wow,now that's a ugly picture.

Here Ice'Lord:http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2834/natashayibluebikinipoolok6.th.jpg (http://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=natashayibluebikinipoolok6.jpg)

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7120/featurethaliarv9.th.jpg (http://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=featurethaliarv9.jpg)

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/329/489545942lyh3.th.jpg (http://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=489545942lyh3.jpg)
Hehe, now that's a present! (or should I say presents). Well guys I'll live until I'm finished having fun with my giftgirls.

Ice'Lord

10-04-2006, 11:22 AM

Arrjay

10-04-2006, 11:25 AM

Happy birthday to you.

Have a good one.

S J C

10-04-2006, 11:27 AM

How many Gynoids do you have? Your giving them away like candy.

let me check

Set up the automated factory 3 weeks ago can complete 200 gynoids a day for 21 days thats 4200 take away the 1 for Ice'Lord and the 1 for hitokiri thats 4198 and tomorrow i will have 4298 and so on

Ice'Lord

10-04-2006, 11:30 AM

let me check

Set up the automated factory 3 weeks ago can complete 200 gynoids a day for 21 days thats 4200 take away the 1 for Ice'Lord and the 1 for hitokiri thats 4198 and tomorrow i will have 4298 and so on
OMG that's a fucking army of Gynoids. Where is your factory, if I may ask?

S J C

10-04-2006, 11:33 AM

OMG that's a fucking army of Gynoids. Where is your factory, if I may ask?

Titan Largest of Saturn's moons

Ghost

10-04-2006, 11:44 AM

oh hey! that's cool1

beat that guys! hah1

*shrug*

Okay. Happy birthday. (http://liewcf.com/blog/wp-images/seductive-bikini-girl.jpg) :)

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 01:29 PM

*shrug*

Okay. Happy birthday. (http://liewcf.com/blog/wp-images/seductive-bikini-girl.jpg) :)

currently at work. cannot access that. the title gave it away.

Cleric of Hell's Brigade

10-04-2006, 01:51 PM

Happy Birthday, Hitokiri! :)

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 01:58 PM

Happy Birthday, Hitokiri! :)

how's the store keeper these days?

buutenks

10-04-2006, 02:10 PM

Hehe, now that's a present! (or should I say presents). Well guys I'll live until I'm finished having fun with my giftgirls.

You like them?The one in the bikini is Natasha Yi and the middle one is Thalia.

buutenks

10-04-2006, 02:28 PM

buutenks

10-04-2006, 02:30 PM

oh hey! that's cool1

beat that guys! hah1

That's Natasha YI,she's very hot and you could google and search for more pictures.

S J C

10-04-2006, 02:30 PM

Cool,can I have one?

give me a few days Dalak just turned most of mine into Optimus Prime's miniature Harem

The Drunkard Kid

10-04-2006, 02:33 PM

yep. im now 23. this is the only place to celebrate. a party with the faceless names!So am I. And, as there can only be one, I hereby present you with a Hanzo Hattori Katana from Kill Bill. I'll meet you in the parking lot after the party.

*sharpens sword/flamethrower*

buutenks

10-04-2006, 02:41 PM

give me a few days Dalak just turned most of mine into Optimus Prime's miniature Harem

Okay,I'll wait.

S J C

10-04-2006, 02:47 PM

Okay,I'll wait.

I know its not quite as good as a Gynoid assassin bot but here have a http://lemonodor.com/images/grand-challenge-popsci-s.jpg deathbot

buutenks

10-04-2006, 02:50 PM

I know its not quite as good as a Gynoid assassin bot but here have a http://lemonodor.com/images/grand-challenge-popsci-s.jpg deathbot

Cool,but I wanted that girl robot because you said that she can transform into anything,so I would have want her to transform in Natasha Yi.

But thanks anyway.Cool tank or robot.

What is it?Robot tank?

S J C

10-04-2006, 02:51 PM

Cool,but I wanted that girl robot because you said that she can transform into anything,so I would have want her to transform in Natasha Yi.

But thanks anyway.Cool tank or robot.

What is it?Robot tank?

Its a Robotank and you get the girl bot in 3 days

buutenks

10-04-2006, 02:52 PM

Its a Robotank and you get the girl bot in 3 days

Okay,thanks.

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 04:11 PM

So am I. And, as there can only be one, I hereby present you with a Hanzo Hattori Katana from Kill Bill. I'll meet you in the parking lot after the party.

*sharpens sword/flamethrower*

that's a fake one. i bought the original one on ebay for 15 bucks.

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 04:11 PM

Its a Robotank and you get the girl bot in 3 days

via fedex?

Spidey-kid1

10-04-2006, 04:15 PM

I dont know you but
from what I read
your loved man.

Happy Birthday Dude!!!:D :) :D :cool:

S J C

10-04-2006, 04:15 PM

via fedex?

Via the ancient gods of magic a small chat and a virgin sacrifice

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 04:16 PM

I dont know you but
from what I read
your loved man.

dude, the remaining few who remember me here can be counted with one hand. :(

Spidey-kid1

10-04-2006, 04:17 PM

I know its not quite as good as a Gynoid assassin bot but here have a http://lemonodor.com/images/grand-challenge-popsci-s.jpg deathbot

COOL:eek: :D

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 04:17 PM

Via the ancient gods of magic a small chat and a virgin sacrifice

oh wow. talk about slow delivery.

just black mail the ancient gods they'll do it thrice as fast.

Spidey-kid1

10-04-2006, 04:18 PM

dude, the remaining few who remember me here can be counted with one hand. :(

Haven't been on the forums
for a while, huh?

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 04:19 PM

Haven't been on the forums
for a while, huh?

something like that. im popping here like zits.

S J C

10-04-2006, 04:19 PM

oh wow. talk about slow delivery.

just black mail the ancient gods they'll do it thrice as fast.

I need 3 days to get production back up to scale as Dalak just turned most of mine into Optimus Prime's miniature Harem in another thread

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 04:21 PM

I need 3 days to get production back up to scale as Dalak just turned most of mine into Optimus Prime's miniature Harem in another thread

man, that is slow. hehehehe

S J C

10-04-2006, 04:23 PM

man, that is slow. hehehehe

I want at least a scout troop consisting of 600 before I start giving them away

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 07:43 PM

you need the QA department to start working fast.

hitokiri_

10-04-2006, 07:45 PM

*shrug*

Okay. Happy birthday. (http://liewcf.com/blog/wp-images/seductive-bikini-girl.jpg) :)

zat is a hot girl/

S J C

10-05-2006, 02:26 AM

you need the QA department to start working fast.

200 shape changing Gynoid assassins complete with 1000 Ninjitsu assassination techniques every 24 hours seems fine with me

Ice'Lord

10-05-2006, 03:46 AM

You like them?The one in the bikini is Natasha Yi and the middle one is Thalia.
Hey, Thalia is that Spanish singer and Soap Opera actress. My sister loves her songs.

buutenks

10-05-2006, 09:46 AM

Hey, Thalia is that Spanish singer and Soap Opera actress. My sister loves her songs.

Yep that's her and I like her and her songs as well.

buutenks

10-05-2006, 01:35 PM

This is a boring day.And school sucks.

hitokiri_

10-05-2006, 01:41 PM

Hey, Thalia is that Spanish singer and Soap Opera actress. My sister loves her songs.

she was big in the mid 90s. her career went to an all time low now.

hitokiri_

10-05-2006, 01:48 PM

last few hours. :(

Ghost

10-05-2006, 01:59 PM

zat is a hot girl/

Zat was the point. ;)

Eternal Torment

10-05-2006, 02:18 PM

Flaming hammers and holy bombs! But really, I need the pay phone.

Guts/Batman

10-05-2006, 02:39 PM

I see this thread has been hungry...

Eternal Torment

10-05-2006, 02:41 PM

I see this thread has been hungry...

Feed the hungry thread. Donate your posts and threads that should be merged with this one.

Anthony Johanson

10-05-2006, 03:02 PM

Feed the hungry thread. Donate your posts and threads that should be merged with this one.

*offers up a sacrifice to the thread*

Eternal Torment

10-05-2006, 03:48 PM

I'll plant a lemon tree in the Fool's Garden at the capital of the Khazan Empire.

Super Samurai

10-05-2006, 04:54 PM

I'll provide Smurfs for the Khazan to eat.

Anthony Johanson

10-05-2006, 04:57 PM

I will bring War to the land, again.

Eternal Torment

10-05-2006, 08:04 PM

And Onslaught is getting converted to Christanity.

Anthony Johanson

10-05-2006, 08:10 PM

And Onslaught is getting converted to Christanity.

One wonders how a disembodied psychic amalgam can become Christian.

Sean McClain

10-05-2006, 10:25 PM

One wonders how a disembodied psychic amalgam can become Christian.

Spanked by Jesus, perchance?

The Dog

10-05-2006, 10:26 PM

Did I get the 3000th post?

I DID! I GOT THE 3000th POST! NOW I CAN USE THE POWER AND TAKE OVER THE THREAD!

Sean McClain

10-05-2006, 10:34 PM

Did I get the 3000th post?

I DID! I GOT THE 3000th POST! NOW I CAN USE THE POWER AND TAKE OVER THE THREAD!
Dammit.

Just dammit.

The Dog

10-05-2006, 10:41 PM

Dammit.

Just dammit.

What? Did you want to win it and use the power to take over the Thread/World?

Sean McClain

10-05-2006, 10:47 PM

What? Did you want to win it and use the power to take over the Thread/World?
Nope, I only noticed the number until after you posted.

*throws the number 42 into a hurricane, picks it up, and beats the world's largest leper orphanage with it.*

Eternal Torment

10-06-2006, 01:46 PM

The one who gets the 5000th post will gain ultimate power. ULTIMATE POWER!!

Ice'Lord

10-06-2006, 01:58 PM

The one who gets the 5000th post will gain ultimate power. ULTIMATE POWER!!
Booooring!

Eternal Torment

10-06-2006, 02:06 PM

Booooring!

And the hatred of the posters that felt cheated (mostly me).

Ice'Lord

10-06-2006, 02:11 PM

And the hatred of the posters that felt cheated (mostly me).
Cheer up, man! Here have a candy.

Super Samurai

10-06-2006, 08:53 PM

Cheer up, man! Here have a candy.

Add's chocolate to the candy.

Which makes me wonder is chocolate considered a candy or does it have it's own title???

Devon C.

10-06-2006, 09:18 PM

You ever got real hyper after listening to certain music? And then you did something stupid?

That's gonna happen in a minute 'less I stop listening to Biggie Smalls.

Super Samurai

10-06-2006, 09:21 PM

Sometimes I dance like it's the 70s when I'm listening to music. Maybe not stupid, but crazy.

Devon C.

10-06-2006, 09:25 PM

Like what, funk? That happens to me, too. OS music always gets you in that mood. Now'days you got stuff like Chingy, Linkin Park, and whatnot.

*shudders at thought of being tortured with Linkin Park*

Man, it's not even funny. Like they said. Once a certain thing goes mainstream, it gets bad.

Unless you're talking country. Country's always bad.

Guts/Batman

10-06-2006, 09:40 PM

Not all country sucks.

A few of my favorite songs are. Not many mind you. No song can knock "Black" by Pearl Jam, off my top 5 list of songs.

I really like "seize the day" by Avenged Sevenfold and "Invincible" by Crossfade. But my 5 favorite songs is very concrete right now.

Super Samurai

10-06-2006, 09:49 PM

I'm mostly an R&B type of guy. Right now I have "All-4-One" and "Boys II Men" songs on my Now Playing list in my MP3 player.

Guts/Batman

10-06-2006, 09:58 PM

Kholdhearted

10-06-2006, 10:12 PM

My 5 favorite songs of all times:

Black -- Pearl Jam
The Unforgiven -- Metallica
When Nothing Else Matters -- Metallica
The Dance -- Garth Brooks
Comfortable Numb -- Pink Floyd

After that, it changes from time to time...

My top 5 favorite songs are:

Changes- Tupac
Ghetto Gospel- Tupac
Dance, Dance- Fallout Boy
Radio/Video- System of a Down
Chop Suey- System of a Down

The Dog

10-06-2006, 10:44 PM

Five All-Time Favorite Songs:

Metallica - Enter Sandman
Slipknot - Before I Forget
DMX - X Gonna Give It To Ya
Bob Seager - Old Time Rock N' Roll
Simple Plan - Me Against the World

Chrosis

10-06-2006, 10:56 PM

Five All-Time Favorite Songs:

Metallica - Enter Sandman
Slipknot - Before I Forget
DMX - X Gonna Give It To Ya
Bob Seager - Old Time Rock N' Roll
Simple Plan - Me Against the World

Mine are...

Metallica- The Unfogiven
Lamb of God- As the Palaces Burn
Disturbed - Stricken and Down with the Sickness (Thanks for reminding me Guts)
Drowning Pool- Let the Bodies hit the Floor
Metallica- Call of Ktulu

Guts/Batman

10-06-2006, 11:21 PM

I like most of Metallica's old songs except for the metalish ones.

The Unforgiven and Nothing Else Matters just stick out in my mind the most. I love their cover of Turn the Page, Master of Puppets, Hero of the Day, The Unforgiven II and Enter Sandman. But not as much as those.

Disturbed also has a shitton of songs I love. Down with the Sickness, etc.

Pink Floyd. Doesn this need any explanation?

Black by Pearl Jam is like the most perfect introspective song. Not the Emo bullshit I hate. Very powerful.

Tommy

10-07-2006, 05:34 PM

So I totally realized that Evan Farmer who I am obsessed with on While You Were Out used to be the guy I was obsessed with on Together.

I guess that is an independant varification of my taste.

buutenks

10-08-2006, 05:59 AM

Hey S J C,when will I get that robot girl?

Tommy

10-08-2006, 12:51 PM

Hmmm... He-Man is suddenly in some sort of slash? I don't see how some one could think that.

Stretch Dude

10-08-2006, 01:17 PM

Dear God! My navel itches!

Tommy

10-08-2006, 01:26 PM

Dear God! My navel itches!
Do you want something to scratch it with?

The Dog

10-08-2006, 01:46 PM

Do you want something to scratch it with?

Like a monkey's paw?

Tommy

10-08-2006, 01:51 PM

Like a monkey's paw?
But I wouldn't wish for your son back while holding it...

Eternal Torment

10-08-2006, 02:08 PM

I wish that all the Monkey's Paws in the world would stop working.

Tommy

10-08-2006, 02:14 PM

I wish that all the Monkey's Paws in the world would stop working.
IT would suck to be a monkey then...

Eternal Torment

10-08-2006, 02:15 PM

IT would suck to be a monkey then...

No masturbation for you!

Tommy

10-08-2006, 02:25 PM

No masturbation for you!
Well on the plus side visiting Zoos would be a lot less messy.

Eternal Torment

10-08-2006, 02:27 PM

Well on the plus side visiting Zoos would be a lot less messy.

But the monkeys would die from malnutrition.

Stretch Dude

10-08-2006, 03:11 PM

I have a monkey's paw.

His name is Sir Whackadoodle, and he comes from the moon.

Eternal Torment

10-08-2006, 03:12 PM

I have a monkey's paw.

His name is Sir Whackadoodle, and he comes from the moon.

*Gasp* I sliced the paw off that monkey! He's the most unfamous serial killer of all time!

Stretch Dude

10-08-2006, 03:13 PM

*Gasp* I sliced the paw off that monkey! He's the most unfamous serial killer of all time!

Hm...that would explain the blood, then.

Tommy

10-08-2006, 03:18 PM

Hm...that would explain the blood, then.
Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary!

Eternal Torment

10-08-2006, 03:22 PM

Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary!
Isn't that the crossdressing version of the Candyman?

Stretch Dude

10-08-2006, 03:28 PM

Isn't that the crossdressing version of the Candyman?

Who can take a sunrise?
Sprinkle it with gore?

Eternal Torment

10-08-2006, 03:30 PM

Save me, Jebus!

Stretch Dude

10-08-2006, 03:50 PM

Save me, Jebus!

He comes!

http://www.designhappy.com/sedint/siimages/Rebus.gif

Oh, wait, Jebus. Never mind.

Eternal Torment

10-08-2006, 03:51 PM

He comes!

http://www.designhappy.com/sedint/siimages/Rebus.gif

Oh, wait, Jebus. Never mind.

I'll call for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then.

Super Samurai

10-08-2006, 08:20 PM

I'll call for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then.

*Brings out Lady and the Tramp*

The power of Love will rule all!

Stretch Dude

10-08-2006, 08:23 PM

*Brings out Lady and the Tramp*

The power of Love will rule all!

*turns Si & Am into Godzilla-sized monsters*

No, it won't!

Super Samurai

10-08-2006, 08:50 PM

Rebuses are cool.

Welcome to Khazan!

*Does a crazy dance*

Stretch Dude

10-08-2006, 09:05 PM

Rebuses are cool.

A person that is new being! *grabs IsanScott and straps him to the table*

Lemme explain. Since you're new here, I'm going to have to surgically remove your logic, common sense, and sanity. I don't believe in anesthesia, so it's going to hurt like blazes. So, you know, feel free to flail about like a crazy maniac banshee monkey.

*revs up the power sander*

Anthony Johanson

10-08-2006, 09:39 PM

A person that is new being! *grabs IsanScott and straps him to the table*

Lemme explain. Since you're new here, I'm going to have to surgically remove your logic, common sense, and sanity. I don't believe in anesthesia, so it's going to hurt like blazes. So, you know, feel free to flail about like a crazy maniac banshee monkey.

*revs up the power sander*

Is this going to be worse then when you took out my spine and replaced it with a penis?

Kholdhearted

10-08-2006, 09:50 PM

Sean McClain

10-08-2006, 10:36 PM

Is this going to be worse then when you took out my spine and replaced it with a penis?
It'll be more painful, but not as funny.

By the way, can you still only achieve perfect posture by looking at dirty pictures?

Eternal Torment

10-09-2006, 06:58 AM

It'll be more painful, but not as funny.

By the way, can you still only achieve perfect posture by looking at dirty pictures?

No. But getting run over by a Trans Am will.

Stretch Dude

10-09-2006, 07:03 AM

I've got a question, I posted in the community forums but I havent got an answer as yet.

Doesn't the guy who made 8-bit theater have to pay money in order to get the rights to use the FF1 characters? Because in all of the comics I havent seen one "rights reserved" mention anywhere. Could someone clear this up for me?

No, because 8BT is a parody, and it's legal to use that stuff for parody. For example, Weird Al doesn't need to get permission to parody songs, but he does it anyway because he's a nice guy.

Stretch Dude

10-09-2006, 07:04 AM

Is this going to be worse then when you took out my spine and replaced it with a penis?

It'll be more painful, but less messy.

Eternal Torment

10-09-2006, 07:23 AM

In the meanwhile, I'll create a half car, half ravioli abomination so we can have edible transportation.

Super Samurai

10-09-2006, 08:33 AM

In the meanwhile, I'll create a half car, half ravioli abomination so we can have edible transportation.

With chocolate milk being used as the gas.

Stretch Dude

10-09-2006, 09:58 AM

With chocolate milk being used as the gas.

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!

Eternal Torment

10-09-2006, 10:03 AM

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!

And sugar glass for the windshield.

Eternal Torment

10-09-2006, 10:40 AM

Reflecting back since I came to this forum, I never did learn to play some of these games. I haven't participated in a Tournament yet (although that's for the best), and I don't really understand the Traitor Game (I have no plans to participate for now or start one, also for the best).

Anthony Johanson

10-09-2006, 10:52 AM

It'll be more painful, but not as funny.

By the way, can you still only achieve perfect posture by looking at dirty pictures?

Nope, I found a way around that.

Anthony Johanson

10-09-2006, 10:53 AM

It'll be more painful, but less messy.

Oh, sucks to be him.

Kholdhearted

10-09-2006, 05:27 PM

No, because 8BT is a parody, and it's legal to use that stuff for parody. For example, Weird Al doesn't need to get permission to parody songs, but he does it anyway because he's a nice guy.

Could you elaborate on that some more? I'm not really sure what a parody is.

Chevan

10-09-2006, 05:39 PM

Could you elaborate on that some more? I'm not really sure what a parody is.

What's he basically saying is that 8Bit falls in the parody (http://fairuse.stanford.edu/Copyright_and_Fair_Use_Overview/chapter9/index.html) exception for US copyright law.

However, I don't think that fully covers it. He sells shirts and posters and has banner ads on his site; as far as I know, Fair Use doesn't apply if you're using the copyrighted material to make money.

Kholdhearted

10-09-2006, 05:44 PM

Tommy

10-10-2006, 02:07 PM

Helloooooooooooo

Tommy

10-10-2006, 02:09 PM

Helloooooooooooo
Hello fellow human. How are you doing?

Dalak

10-10-2006, 02:09 PM

What's he basically saying is that 8Bit falls in the parody (http://fairuse.stanford.edu/Copyright_and_Fair_Use_Overview/chapter9/index.html) exception for US copyright law.

However, I don't think that fully covers it. He sells shirts and posters and has banner ads on his site; as far as I know, Fair Use doesn't apply if you're using the copyrighted material to make money.

The shirts he sells have the images altered enough not to be Copyrighted, since I don't think that Square can sue for him using the words Fighter, Black Mage, and Thief.

The Banners, well I haven't seen one with the pixelated BM or any others in there so they should be fine..

Eternal Torment

10-10-2006, 02:13 PM

A hive with one of every type of Sliver would be unstoppable if they were in close proximity to one another.

Tommy

10-10-2006, 02:13 PM

Are we argueing about something?

Tommy

10-10-2006, 02:17 PM

Are we argueing about something?
Apparently, but I don't understand it at all.

Perhaps we should talk about trolls?

Tommy

10-10-2006, 02:21 PM

Perhaps we should talk about trolls?
You mean those annoying little dolls from the 90s?

Or do you mean that movie that didn't actualy have trolls in it?

Or just irritating people on the internet?

Eternal Torment

10-10-2006, 02:25 PM

While I listen to Tommy inflate his ego, I'll kick to the beat.

Tommy

10-10-2006, 02:28 PM

While I listen to Tommy inflate his ego, I'll kick to the beat.
Inflate it? It is allready this big...

http://www.immortalthor.net/bio-ego.jpg

Eternal Torment

10-10-2006, 02:38 PM

Inflate it? It is allready this big...

http://www.immortalthor.net/bio-ego.jpg

It can still get bigger than that.

Tommy

10-10-2006, 02:41 PM

It can still get bigger than that.
Not with out becoming a political pundit.

Super Samurai

10-10-2006, 06:22 PM

Inflate it? It is allready this big...

http://www.immortalthor.net/bio-ego.jpg

Looks like Ego needs a facelift.

Eternal Torment

10-10-2006, 06:56 PM

Not with out becoming a political pundit.

Your ego is of galactics proportions. I'm surprised you haven't started referring to yourself in the third person.

Tami

10-10-2006, 10:06 PM

Your ego is of galactics proportions. I'm surprised you haven't started referring to yourself in the third person.

Or the fourth or Fifth person for that matter.

hitokiri_

10-11-2006, 08:09 AM

Your ego is of galactics proportions. I'm surprised you haven't started referring to yourself in the third person.

only yeo and munchie the oompah loompa has the ego of galactic proportions.

Tommy

10-11-2006, 09:41 AM

Or the fourth or Fifth person for that matter.
Tommy does not believe such a thing as fifth person exists.

And as Tommy is truly more perfect than God, there isn't.

Tommy

10-11-2006, 01:13 PM

Clearly Tommy must talk to himself since no one else is going to talk to him.

The Dog

10-11-2006, 01:15 PM

Clearly Tommy must talk to himself since no one else is going to talk to him.

Awww, I'll talk to you...

Well, what do you want to talk about?

Tommy

10-11-2006, 01:16 PM

Well, what do you want to talk about?
Anything cool and/or interesting happen today?

hitokiri_

10-11-2006, 01:16 PM

Awww, I'll talk to you...

Well, what do you want to talk about?

sup dog? . . .

Tommy

10-11-2006, 01:18 PM

sup dog? . . .
Hit! It has been awhile since you showed up.

The Dog

10-11-2006, 01:18 PM

Anything cool and/or interesting happen today?

Well, let's see... Uhhhh... No. It's been boring and not interesting or cool day today.

The Dog

10-11-2006, 01:19 PM

sup dog? . . .

Nothing. Sup hit?. . .

Tommy

10-11-2006, 01:20 PM

Well, let's see... Uhhhh... No. It's been boring and not interesting or cool day today.
I hear that. I am so bored I have been parusing Fanfiction.net.

hitokiri_

10-11-2006, 01:21 PM

Hit! It has been awhile since you showed up.

been kinda busy. fighting americans and stuff like that. :D

hitokiri_

10-11-2006, 01:22 PM

Nothing. Sup hit?. . .

nothing. sup dog?. . .

The Dog

10-11-2006, 01:22 PM

been kinda busy. fighting americans and stuff like that. :D

Do what? Why you doing that?

Tommy

10-11-2006, 01:23 PM

been kinda busy. fighting americans and stuff like that. :D
Well the war between our two great nations is long and... hard!

The Dog

10-11-2006, 01:23 PM

nothing. sup dog?. . .

nothing. sup hit?. . .

The Dog

10-11-2006, 01:24 PM

I hear that. I am so bored I have been parusing Fanfiction.net.

I'm so bored I've been working on a new RPG.

Tommy

10-11-2006, 01:24 PM

And now we enter the Bill and Ted phase of the conversation.

Tommy

10-11-2006, 01:25 PM

I'm so bored I've been working on a new RPG.
And are there dwarves in this RPG?

hitokiri_

10-11-2006, 01:26 PM

Do what? Why you doing that?

haven't you heard? america has been invading countries left and right. so i have to fight back the american oppressors. down with the imperialistic americans!!!!

just kidding. ya know i love you guys. :D

im currently working for sprint and there are some irate american customers that needs some verbal smackdown. :D

The Dog

10-11-2006, 01:28 PM

And are there dwarves in this RPG?

Uhhh... No. No dwarves.

Tommy

10-11-2006, 01:29 PM

im currently working for sprint and there are some irate american customers that needs some verbal smackdown. :D
Crap! I can so relate. I worked for Ameridile once and God if I didn't spend allmost all my time trying to bite back nasty insults.

The Dog

10-11-2006, 01:29 PM

haven't you heard? america has been invading countries left and right. so i have to fight back the american oppressors. down with the imperialistic americans!!!!

just kidding. ya know i love you guys. :D

im currently working for sprint and there are some irate american customers that needs some verbal smackdown. :D

Yes, idiot American Sprint callers need to be bitchslapped! Do they not know it isn't your fault for whatever their phone problems are, so they need to leave you the fuck alone!

Dumbasses.

Tommy

10-11-2006, 01:30 PM

Uhhh... No. No dwarves.
Well that is too bad.

Who is in it?

hitokiri_

10-11-2006, 01:31 PM

Crap! I can so relate. I worked for Ameridile once and God if I didn't spend allmost all my time trying to bite back nasty insults.

nah. this is the best part. im keeping my cool.

man, them guys from NY are all numbnuts. :D

guys from virgin islands gets tons of props from me.

hitokiri_

10-11-2006, 01:33 PM

Yes, idiot American Sprint callers need to be bitchslapped! Do they not know it isn't your fault for whatever their phone problems are, so they need to leave you the fuck alone!

Dumbasses.

hahahaha!!! im from the address correction dept. and they keep on bitching about their bills. idiots.

Tommy

10-11-2006, 01:43 PM

guys from virgin islands gets tons of props from me.
Do you ever ask them if they are virgins?

hitokiri_

10-11-2006, 01:45 PM

Do you ever ask them if they are virgins?

i do that, i get a huge markdown on my grade. :D

Stretch Dude

10-11-2006, 05:20 PM

Uhhh... No. No dwarves.

Busty warrior chicks in revealing armor?

Stretch Dude

10-11-2006, 05:21 PM

Well the war between our two great nations is long and... hard!

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie, boy!

The Dog

10-11-2006, 05:30 PM

Busty warrior chicks in revealing armor?

There will be a few.

Stretch Dude

10-12-2006, 09:37 AM

There will be a few.

And by "a few", I trust you mean "an entire race." Good man.

Eternal Torment

10-12-2006, 02:37 PM

I'm so bored I've been working on a new RPG.

I wonder, what is the most RPGs somebody has participated in at the same time?

Guts/Batman

10-12-2006, 07:52 PM

I hate flying in Mario 64. I cannot control Mario for crap...

Eternal Torment

10-13-2006, 03:24 PM

I am going to pistol whip everyone in the Metroid universe. Afterwards, I should ask somebody else to pistol whip everyone in a different universe.

Stretch Dude

10-13-2006, 05:05 PM

I am going to pistol whip everyone in the Metroid universe. Afterwards, I should ask somebody else to pistol whip everyone in a different universe.

Even Samus? Samus is hotness!

Guts/Batman

10-13-2006, 08:03 PM

God I hate Will and Grace.

Super Samurai

10-13-2006, 08:08 PM

I hate flying in Mario 64. I cannot control Mario for crap...

Yeah that was pretty annoying. Did you get to ride Yoshi yet?

Guts/Batman

10-13-2006, 08:16 PM

Yeah that was pretty annoying. Did you get to ride Yoshi yet?

Nah...

Only have 17 stars so far. I'm stuck on the lava level, star room, and desert quicksand place.

Getting incredibly pissed at the challenge to stand on the 4 pillars because I was trying to fly onto them. And having no luck. Today I got the closest. I stood on the four pillars and came close to getting on the pyramid but hit the side of the pyramid and slid down into the quicksand.

Oh, I was pissed.

Kholdhearted

10-13-2006, 10:03 PM

How much swords could a sword-chuck chuck if a sword-chuck could chuck swords?

Super Samurai

10-13-2006, 10:17 PM

How much swords could a sword-chuck chuck if a sword-chuck could chuck swords?

As many as he can before he dies from being impaled.

Kholdhearted

10-13-2006, 10:21 PM

As many as he can before he dies from being impaled.
Well I was gunna say that a sword-chuck would chuck as much swords as a sword-chuck could chuck if it could.

But yours works too:D

S J C

10-14-2006, 05:24 AM

Okay,I'll wait.
sorry forgot about this thread here have 2 Gynoids http://www.futurehi.net/images/fembot.jpg http://www.futurehi.net/images/fembot.jpg to make up for late delivery

Guy1

10-14-2006, 07:31 AM

Happy Birthday Hitokiri!

Eternal Torment

10-14-2006, 06:19 PM

Now it is time to spammity spam spam, and eat the burritos. Pardon the interruption, but we seem to be wear flaming hot pants. My insanity is spiralling out of control. Please donate to the hungry thread. Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do...I'm half crazy, all for the love of you......

Kholdhearted

10-14-2006, 06:29 PM

So I was working on an equation to find the squareroot of a cheesecake when I came up with an interesting theory. Wouldnt the equivalant of Superman's armpit hair be that of Hyperion's fingernail? If so, why doesnt Proffessor Xavier simply walk by using the formula of the commositation of the viscosity of the squareroot of pie squared.

Eternal Torment

10-14-2006, 06:30 PM

Because his spleen is stapled to the cosmic panties. The only way to escape is to count to zero starting at -0.

Kholdhearted

10-14-2006, 06:33 PM

Because his spleen is stapled to the cosmic panties. The only way to escape is to count to zero starting at -0.

Dude..Quote of the friggin Day..

Erebus

10-14-2006, 08:11 PM

Rise Up!
Fight The Power!

Eternal Torment

10-15-2006, 09:34 AM

Eat hot nuclear death! Because it's tasty!

Super Samurai

10-15-2006, 09:39 AM

Eat hot nuclear death! Because it's tasty!

It's also very nutritious!

Stretch Dude

10-15-2006, 09:39 AM

By the salad forks of eternity! The flammable conflagration is hot-gluing horses to the Universal Waffle Iron!

Eternal Torment

10-15-2006, 09:49 AM

I just realized how deadly glass tables are. They are responsible for the deaths of many a female TV show character.

Chrosis

10-15-2006, 10:26 AM

I just realized how deadly glass tables are. They are responsible for the deaths of many a female TV show character.

I'm going to castrate you with a rusty spork! Then make you eat refried beans from Taco Bell with it!

Stretch Dude

10-15-2006, 10:35 AM

For great floccinaucinihilipilification!

Eternal Torment

10-15-2006, 10:58 AM

I'm going to castrate you with a rusty spork! Then make you eat refried beans from Taco Bell with it!

Well, then you won't mind me shoving this arm down your throat! And I still don't have anything to castrate!

Chrosis

10-15-2006, 01:27 PM

Well, then you won't mind me shoving this arm down your throat! And I still don't have anything to castrate!

You will when I'm done with you!

Eternal Torment

10-15-2006, 02:31 PM

You will when I'm done with you!

Remember, no crotch! I have the advantage here, you knifer!

hitokiri_

10-16-2006, 08:58 AM

It's also very nutritious!

with the essential 12 herbs and spices.

Erebus

10-16-2006, 04:40 PM

Remember, no crotch! I have the advantage here, you knifer!
Well, we can take care of that. *takes out horny pitbill* Get'em, boy!

Eternal Torment

10-16-2006, 08:54 PM

Well, we can take care of that. *takes out horny pitbill* Get'em, boy!

Eat this! *sets up Bizzaro logic field* Now it can't get me. *shoots Erebus with a fangirl signal dart* Sayonara, you foolish soul. *Teleports away*

Chrosis

10-16-2006, 09:20 PM

Remember, no crotch! I have the advantage here, you knifer!

I stab youse face! You messa with the wrong homes, eh?!

Erebus

10-16-2006, 09:43 PM

Eat this! *sets up Bizzaro logic field* Now it can't get me. *shoots Erebus with a fangirl signal dart* Sayonara, you foolish soul. *Teleports away*
Bad thing I didn't uninstall this Anti-Anti-Anti-Bizarro unlogic field! Minus, I have wonderful hygine and don't live with my parents, so I'm mune to your fangirls! Have a nice day!!!

Eternal Torment

10-17-2006, 02:08 PM

Bad thing I didn't uninstall this Anti-Anti-Anti-Bizarro unlogic field! Minus, I have wonderful hygine and don't live with my parents, so I'm mune to your fangirls! Have a nice day!!!

So it seems...Or really? You have now been added to over 5000 fanfics where you get humiliated and raped by all sorts of anime characters. It might not harm you now, but the fangirls have become stalkers. Homicidal ones. It's a shame, but you have to die now. Goodbye.

Tommy

10-17-2006, 02:12 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I rock and roll all night long sweet susan.

Erebus

10-17-2006, 02:27 PM

I;m going to Testicle Festival! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15299262/)

Eternal Torment

10-17-2006, 02:30 PM

I stab youse face! You messa with the wrong homes, eh?!

*Reflects the attack* Go back to the slums, you thug.

Tommy

10-17-2006, 02:31 PM

*stabs ET*

Eternal Torment

10-17-2006, 02:33 PM

*stabs ET*

*Reflects the stab too* You too. Scram or I'll run you over with my Firebird.

Tommy

10-17-2006, 02:35 PM

*Reflects the stab too* You too. Scram or I'll run you over with my Firebird.
HA! a car? I am already in my pontoon firing water balloons at you!

Eternal Torment

10-17-2006, 02:38 PM

HA! a car? I am already in my pontoon firing water balloons at you!

The Iron Chefs are after you now.

Stretch Dude

10-17-2006, 02:52 PM

I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart fulla napalm! Gimme danger, man!

Eternal Torment

10-17-2006, 02:56 PM

I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart fulla napalm! Gimme danger, man!

Play a game of real life Frogger with all 5 senses removed.

Trystenn

10-17-2006, 03:10 PM

Man Grudge 2 was pretty alright, it was decent, but ill take Nightmare on Elmstreet any day.

Stretch Dude

10-17-2006, 04:21 PM

Play a game of real life Frogger with all 5 senses removed.

*charges headlong into traffic*

Make way, fools!

Tommy

10-17-2006, 05:53 PM

Man Grudge 2 was pretty alright, it was decent, but ill take Nightmare on Elmstreet any day.
I love that movie. Johnny Depp's death was awesome!

Tommy

10-17-2006, 07:12 PM

:( No one wants to talk to me.

The Dog

10-17-2006, 07:20 PM

:( No one wants to talk to me.

Well, I certainly don't...

:D

Stretch Dude

10-17-2006, 07:23 PM

:( No one wants to talk to me.

Says you, woman.

Tommy

10-17-2006, 07:24 PM

Says you, woman.
When the revolution comes... you will be the first with your back to the wall.

Tommy

10-17-2006, 07:26 PM

Well, I certainly don't...
You gay bastard!

The Dog

10-17-2006, 07:31 PM

You gay bastard!

...
...
...

Wait, I thought YOU were the gay bastard, and I was the bisexual bastard?

Tommy

10-17-2006, 07:32 PM

...
...
...

Wait, I thought YOU were the gay bastard, and I was the bisexual bastard?
Well I occasonaly get confused to whether you are me or I am you.

Stretch Dude

10-17-2006, 07:44 PM

When the revolution comes... you will be the first with your back to the wall.

Silly. You're confusing me with you again.

Tommy

10-17-2006, 07:52 PM

Silly. You're confusing me with you again.
Ahh you are right. You are going to be hurled into a vat of acid when the revolution comes.

The Dog

10-17-2006, 07:55 PM

Well I occasonaly get confused to whether you are me or I am you.

I do the same thing, except I get confused to whether I am a bottle of mustard or a bottle of mustard is me.

I think I'm completely insane.

Tommy

10-17-2006, 07:57 PM

I do the same thing, except I get confused to whether I am a bottle of mustard or a bottle of mustard is me.

I think I'm completely insane.
Clearly we are all insane. And sexy. Which is fun.

The Dog

10-17-2006, 08:00 PM

Clearly we are all insane. And sexy. Which is fun.

We're sexily insane. Or so sexy it's insane. Or we're just sexy and insane.

Whatever.

Tommy

10-17-2006, 08:02 PM

We're sexily insane. Or so sexy it's insane. Or we're just sexy and insane.

Whatever.
We suffer from Sexlexia.

Trulyures

10-17-2006, 08:17 PM

Sexy? WHo's sexy?

Stretch Dude

10-17-2006, 08:18 PM

We're sexily insane. Or so sexy it's insane. Or we're just sexy and insane.

Whatever.

As long as sex is involved.

Tommy

10-17-2006, 08:20 PM

As long as sex is involved.
I am sure I can arange for a one night stand between you and this guy...

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/4307/4fi8.jpg

Trulyures

10-17-2006, 08:22 PM

I never knew you ran that way Stretch;)

Devon C.

10-17-2006, 08:23 PM

Sexy? WHo's sexy?
What're you doing here? This is no place for a girl!

From now on, I dub this thread the He-Man Woman Haters thread! The Black Dragon, shall live on!

Okay, none of that's true. But it's good to see you skipping around here.

The Dog

10-17-2006, 08:24 PM

Sexy? WHo's sexy?

HI TRULYURES!

And to answer your question: Everyone's Sexy.

Devon C.

10-17-2006, 08:25 PM

Everything about that last post is untrue except the Black Dragon living on crap. That's true.

Trulyures

10-17-2006, 08:25 PM

HI there Darling.... how have you been?

Ohh.. ok... that's good then lol

Trulyures

10-17-2006, 08:28 PM

Everything about that last post is untrue except the Black Dragon living on crap. That's true.
Haven't spoken with you in ages :)

Guts/Batman

10-17-2006, 08:29 PM

Seems like fading into the night is a good thing...

And still holding down the third spot in thsi thread despite not posting on it in awhile.

The Dog

10-17-2006, 08:31 PM

HI there Darling.... how have you been?

Ohh.. ok... that's good then lol

I've been fine. How have you been?

Devon C.

10-17-2006, 08:40 PM

Seems like fading into the night is a good thing...

And still holding down the third spot in thsi thread despite not posting on it in awhile.
Hey Guts:

You ever get past that four pillars challenge in Mario 64?

Guts/Batman

10-17-2006, 08:56 PM

Hey Guts:

You ever get past that four pillars challenge in Mario 64?

Just did today. I thought that was all I had to do, not fight a couple of stone hands with eyes. Luckily, I beat them on the first try.

Took a few more tries. Started pissing me off. I decided to take another route and chance flying from across the course, which I can't control to save my life.

I have 40 stars now. Getting the 8 stars in that level will be fairly difficult because, as i have said, I cannot control Mario in flight whatsoever. Just flying around in that bomb level to get the star for the 100 coins was hard enough. That along took about 10 passby's to get it.

And I don't know what the Hell I have to do to get the star from behind that cage in the bomb course.

Plus, the challenge of trying to get the star from the grate at the bottom of the lake, or whatever you wanna call it, is starting to get to me. I simply can't find a way out of getting it.

Probably gonna play with my bro gets done playing baseball.

Devon C.

10-17-2006, 09:03 PM

And I don't know what the Hell I have to do to get the star from behind that cage in the bomb course.
See that post that the big metal dog is chained to? Ground pound it until you hear a music tone.

Guts/Batman

10-17-2006, 09:06 PM

See that post that the big metal dog is chained to? Ground pound it until you hear a music tone.

I feel stupid now. I should have known it would have been something like that.

And I hate Mario's reaction to getting burnt.

Chrosis

10-17-2006, 09:18 PM

Why is it that whenever Trulyures is on the thread, the politness skyrockets?

Anthony Johanson

10-17-2006, 10:01 PM

Sexy? WHo's sexy?

I am the opposite, so not me.

Anyway, how have things been for you Truly?

Trystenn

10-18-2006, 01:52 AM

I love that movie. Johnny Depp's death was awesome!
Tch Grudge tried to replicate it with AWFUL effect, seriously how can you be afraid of some gurgling japanese girl? I swear they come up to my knee!