Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Eternal Torment]

Exactly what I was going to say.

I wonder how many universes can we trash before the cosmics gang up on us or we run out of places to destroy?

[Guts/Batman]

I wonder how many universes can we trash before the cosmics gang up on us or we run out of places to destroy?

Bah. That's why we gain powers of being able to create universes.

[Tommy]

Bah. That's why we gain powers of being able to create universes.
We are much like the anti-moniter, but with cooler names.

[Sean McClain]

Blow them up and move on to a new universe.

Well, that's good. Because now I have a use for this Anti-Quasar Channeling Laser.

*vaporizes a pocket universe with a small burst from the gun to demonstrate its power*

[Guts/Batman]

We are much like the anti-moniter, but with cooler names.

Heh.

What is an Anti-Monitor anyways?

[Sean McClain]

Heh.

What is an Anti-Monitor anyways?
The guy who was the main villain of the original Crisis.

Geez, I've never read it and I still know that. What's your excuse?

[Guts/Batman]

The guy who was the main villain of the original Crisis.

Geez, I've never read it and I still know that. What's your excuse?

Heh.

I have the Silpcover hardcover. But I meant, wouldn't an Anti-Monitor be something that doesn't actually exist?

[Sean McClain]

Heh.

I have the Silpcover hardcover. But I meant, wouldn't an Anti-Monitor be something that doesn't actually exist?
Well, not if you think in terms of a negative universe where everything that theoretically exists in our universe has a diametrically opposed equivelant in a universe that is predominately white with black stars and mostly white holes.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, not if you think in terms of a negative universe where everything that theoretically exists in our universe has a diametrically opposed equivelant in a universe that is predominately white with black stars and mostly white holes.

This is true.

This is part of the reason why in the last Khazan thread I go like "everything has an anti-something" my reasoning for "Anti-force" existing.

[Tommy]

This is true.

This is part of the reason why in the last Khazan thread I go like "everything has an anti-something" my reasoning for "Anti-force" existing.
Everything also has a Bizarro as well.

[Sean McClain]

This is true.

This is part of the reason why in the last Khazan thread I go like "everything has an anti-something" my reasoning for "Anti-force" existing.
This would also explain an Anti-Monitor: A screen that shows no images, yet merely observes those that watch it.

[Sean McClain]

Everything also has a Bizarro as well.
That's why I carry Blue Kryptonite around.

In case I ever run into Bizzaro-Me.

[Guts/Batman]

Everything also has a Bizarro as well.

Also true.

Me am liking Bizzarro...

[Guts/Batman]

This would also explain an Anti-Monitor: A screen that shows no images, yet merely observes those that watch it.

Interesting. I need to have my people get on this...

[Sean McClain]

Interesting. I need to have my people get on this...
Damn you, Yakov Smirnov.

Damn you for creating the Anti-Verse.

[Eternal Torment]

Damn you, Yakov Smirnov.

Damn you for creating the Anti-Verse.

In Soviet Russia, house lives on you!

[Anthony Johanson]

Pointless bloodshed?

Pointless bloodshed is what we are about...:D

Cool.

*warps a few galaxies over to his side in a bloodbath of explosive delight*

[Stretch Dude]

Pointless bloodshed?

Pointless bloodshed is what we are about...:D

*arrives in a grand fashion, flanked by an army of over 150 million tentacle monsters*

It's not pointless bloodshed. The point is, it's fun!

[Eternal Torment]

*arrives in a grand fashion, flanked by an army of over 150 million tentacle monsters*

It's not pointless bloodshed. The point is, it's fun!

And the crimson makes pretty colours...

[Stretch Dude]

And the crimson makes pretty colours...

To say nothing of the delightful taste.

[Super Samurai]

Were you guys born this crazy and bloodthirsty or did you go down this path at a later point in life?

[Eternal Torment]

Were you guys born this crazy and bloodthirsty or did you go down this path at a later point in life?

Bloodthirsty? No. Crazy? Hell Yeah!

[Guts/Batman]

Were you guys born this crazy and bloodthirsty or did you go down this path at a later point in life?

Down a path later in life for me. Regaining Emporership of the Khazan Empire returned my bloodlust to normal levels.

[Guts/Batman]

*arrives in a grand fashion, flanked by an army of over 150 million tentacle monsters*

It's not pointless bloodshed. The point is, it's fun!

True, my knight and good work bringing me back such a large army of tentacle monsters. You shall be reawarded by given more women for your harem and A galaxy worth of gold.

[Stretch Dude]

True, my knight and good work bringing me back such a large army of tentacle monsters. You shall be reawarded by given more women for your harem and A galaxy worth of gold.

Huzzah! You honor me, Emperor.

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!

[Eternal Torment]

Huzzah! You honor me, Emperor.

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!

And while Khazan marches on, I'll scout a new universe to trash later on.

[Kholdhearted]

For some reason I never noticed this thread up here:o *feels ashamed*

And as the official Khazan Destroyer of Multiverses, Emperor Guts can send me on missions to dispense of any threats.:D

[Eternal Torment]

For some reason I never noticed this thread up here:o *feels ashamed*

And as the official Khazan Destroyer of Multiverses, Emperor Guts can send me on missions to dispense of any threats.:D

I'm the official Devourer.

[Kholdhearted]

I'm the official Devourer.

Oh yeah? Well I have more Multiverse/Reality Ending feats than you so there.:p

[Guts/Batman]

Oh yeah? Well I have more Multiverse/Reality Ending feats than you so there.:p

Feats are rather meaningless in this thread...

[Kholdhearted]

Feats are rather meaningless in this thread...

Meh....so what would you have me do Emperor Guts?

[Stretch Dude]

Oh yeah? Well I have more Multiverse/Reality Ending feats than you so there.:p

Word of advice, Khold: Do not get on Eternal Torment's bad side, lest you learn why his name is a vast understatement.

[Guts/Batman]

Meh....so what would you have me do Emperor Guts?

*Chills back in the hot tub with my harem* Get back to me on that in a few hours. Choosing who to take over and who to kill is hard mental work.

[Kholdhearted]

*Chills back in the hot tub with my harem* Get back to me on that in a few hours. Choosing who to take over and who to kill is hard mental work.

How bout now?:D ....*waits two more hours* How bout now?:D

[Guts/Batman]

How bout now?:D ....*waits two more hours* How bout now?:D

Do you think you are dealing with person who is bothered by such childish behavior?

If you aren't fortunate, I might send you into a useless sector of space...;)

[Kholdhearted]

Do you think you are dealing with person who is bothered by such childish behavior?

If you aren't fortunate, I might send you into a useless sector of space...;)

lol:D *bows* Yes, Emperor

[Trulyures]

Hi everyone

[The Dog]

Hi everyone

HI TRULYURES!

Where have you been?

[Trulyures]

HI TRULYURES!

Where have you been?
Hey there cutie pie. I've been at school and so much drama at the moment. What about you?

[The Dog]

Hey there cutie pie. I've been at school and so much drama at the moment. What about you?

Doing nothing except browsing the internet, watching TV, or playing video games inbetween bouts of unconsciousness I call "sleep". Really, that's my life.

It's dull.

[Eternal Torment]

Hi everyone

Hey. How have you been?

[Stretch Dude]

Hi everyone

IS THE TRULY! Happytime!

[Gordon Smith]

There is no birthday present. That would cost money and my Scottish ancestors would roll over in their graves at the thought of me spending money on cheap sentiment. However, to celebrate this occassion, I will try to think somewhat kindly of you the next time I see someone's house burning down. Have a wonderful birthday!

~~Gordon

[biggsdacat]

Happy birthday DK. Hope all is well with you.

[Super Samurai]

*After Tru enters, a humungous rainbow appears*

It's always good to see ya Tru.

[Ice'Lord]

Happy Birthday, DK!
*throws DK a surprise party*

[Kholdhearted]

Happy Birthday DK!:D

*Donkey Kong walks up*

No not you go home...stupid monkey..

*Drift King from Tokyo Drift comes over*

God, no not you either....how many DKs are there?

[Stretch Dude]

Happy birthday, fellow Old Rumbler! I got you a Hotbranch! punching bag. Smack it around as much as you like, and it keeps coming back for more!

[Chou Blaster]

:Brign sout mead form Asgard.:

"Drink, live well, ad dbe merry!"

[Ant Crown]

You always blinded us with your logic.

Happy Birthday

And here's a beer on me.

[Pink]

Have a good one and I gotta say, love the username, one of the best;)

[OverMaster]

Happy Birthday! In your honor, I won't make any cheap fire-related jokes on you today!







*Sits down and begins to twiddle fingers, having nothing else to do*

[Ghost]

*builds a catapult, sets it on fire, and presents it to Drunkard*

Happy birthday! :)

*beats up some random people*

[Miburohunter929]

Happy Birthday. May your enemies fall swifty at your feet. :D

*Get drunk and kills stuff*

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Now all we need is for the birthday kid to show up. *puts a prinny plushie down on the table* Throw this and it'll explode with greatness Drunkard.

[Stellar]

The Drunkard Kid vs. Superman

[Tommy]

O! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO


Villians, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip -- Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold

[Eternal Torment]

And for my grand finale, I'll eat this Vang with tabasco sauce!

[Stretch Dude]

That song is the only good thing that man ever did.

Still doesn't redeem him for ripping off his betters, but still.

[Tommy]

That song is the only good thing that man ever did.

Still doesn't redeem him for ripping off his betters, but still.
I allmost got to see him in concert, but my friend with the car pulled out on me.

I am still pissed.

[Stretch Dude]

I allmost got to see him in concert, but my friend with the car pulled out on me.

I am still pissed.

I never saw him in concert, and I still piss.

[Tommy]

I never saw him in concert, and I still piss.
You pissed all over my rug!

[Super Samurai]

You pissed all over my rug!

*Brings out the Oxiclean*

This thing can eat through anything.

[Stretch Dude]

*Brings out the Oxiclean*

This thing can eat through anything.

Oh yeah? Well, I can eat... *is tackled before he can finish*

[Trulyures]

Awesome you are all on at the same time. I'm doing well and thank you for the warm welcome my little hotties to scoties ^_^ I missed you guys too. By any chance, do any of you guys have a myspace?

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

As a present, I'm bringing back a certain old friend of ours.


He's missed ya, DK.



*Points to the avatar*

[Stretch Dude]

Awesome you are all on at the same time. I'm doing well and thank you for the warm welcome my little hotties to scoties ^_^ I missed you guys too. By any chance, do any of you guys have a myspace?

No, but I'm often told I have a space between my ears.

[Mr.Sandman]

Hey Trrrruuuu!! I havn't seen you in like.........A long timeframe.....

Either way!! I'd hug you if Nemo didn't get jealous I beat me like a read headed stepchild. (Not that she does......I wouldn't know.......*Twidles thumbs*......I feel the shadow of doom falling already. I shall make haste!)

*Flees into the distance*

[Trulyures]

Hey Trrrruuuu!! I havn't seen you in like.........A long timeframe.....

Either way!! I'd hug you if Nemo didn't get jealous I beat me like a read headed stepchild. (Not that she does......I wouldn't know.......*Twidles thumbs*......I feel the shadow of doom falling already. I shall make haste!)

*Flees into the distance*
I haven't seen you in forever either. I missed you Sandy:( How are you and Nemo anyways?

[Trulyures]

No, but I'm often told I have a space between my ears.
NO, I'm sure you don't........ :)

[Mr.Sandman]

I haven't seen you in forever either. I missed you Sandy:( How are you and Nemo anyways?

Eh? I'm good.....I would only assume she is too, but I guess I'll have to point her over here to tell you herself. ^^

[The Real Nemo]

I haven't seen you in forever either. I missed you Sandy:( How are you and Nemo anyways?
I'm doing pretty well, how about you Tru-chan? ^_^

[The Real Nemo]

Goodbye Drunkard, we'll miss you... :(

... Oh wait, this is a *Birthday* thread? Never mind then... :p

Happy Birthday Drunkard Kid! ^_^

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

The Drunkard Kid vs. Superman

oh thats an insasne curbstomp of epic proportions..but superman spine will fit nicely on dk trophy

HAPPY B DAY DRUNKARDKLID!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, looks like the thread isn't dead yet.

[Guts/Batman]

Hah.

This thread will forever live in infamy!!!

*Mindrapes a galaxy of hippes into believing that Aliens cannot possibly exist*

[Trulyures]

I'm doing pretty well, how about you Tru-chan? ^_^
OMGOSH!!!! I haven't spoken with you in foreverNemo.... Do you and Sandy know each other in real life or is it just on here?

[Trulyures]

Well, looks like the thread isn't dead yet.
It's my Anthony......... *HUGS* I missed you

[The Real Nemo]

OMGOSH!!!! I haven't spoken with you in foreverNemo.... Do you and Sandy know each other in real life or is it just on here?
Heh, it's good to speak with you again too. And no we don't know each other IRL, I live in New York and he lives in Newfoundland...

[Trulyures]

Heh, it's good to speak with you again too. And no we don't know each other IRL, I live in New York and he lives in Newfoundland...
Oh snaps..lol HOw's NY? Wow... Newfoundland... interesting^_^

[Erebus]

On a side note, has anyone seen Marvel's Vs. forum? Most of the stuff is pretty damn funny.

[Eternal Torment]

Well, looks like the thread isn't dead yet.

It's the U.S.S Live4Ever.

[Stretch Dude]

It's the U.S.S Live4Ever.

*A waiter reaches into a turkey, pulls out a machine gun, and riddles ET's body with bullets, leaving him a bloody mess on the floor.*
ET: Damn, damn damn... Guts... I'm not gonna make it...
Guts: Oh, stop talking crazy!
ET: No no, I want you to do one thing for me: Get...Sandman! *dies*
Guts: SANDMAAAAAAAAN!!

[Caswin]

Hey, what happened to our battle with the yaoi fangirls? <.<

[Gordon Smith]

Hey, what happened to our battle with the yaoi fangirls? <.<

I had to delete it. Moderator discretion in permitting those kinds of topics has been narrowed somewhat. Sorry about that, but them's the breaks. I certainly don't mind the occassional reference or brief tangents discussing the topic, especially if it's confined to the chat-thread here, but dedicated threads are another matter.

[Tommy]

I have decided. Galactus is gay.

[Super Samurai]

I have decided. Galactus is gay.

Well it's his lifestyle and if he wants man-love while devouring planets then that's his right.

[The Real Nemo]

Oh snaps..lol HOw's NY? Wow... Newfoundland... interesting^_^
Eh, it's pretty nice I guess. I live in Poughkeepsie, a place about halfway between NYC and Albany...

[Tommy]

Well it's his lifestyle and if he wants man-love while devouring planets then that's his right.
well all that pink and purple plus those snazzy hats clearly mean he is a stylish uptown kind of guy.

[Stretch Dude]

well all that pink and purple plus those snazzy hats clearly mean he is a stylish uptown kind of guy.

No wonder he's always eating planets. It's comfort food 'cause he can't find a man big enough to fulfill his needs.

[Tommy]

No wonder he's always eating planets. It's comfort food 'cause he can't find a man big enough to fulfill his needs.
Well he had a long term "companion" once in Tyrant. But I hear they had a bad break up.

[Stretch Dude]

Well he had a long term "companion" once in Tyrant. But I hear they had a bad break up.

That's rough. Gotta wonder how Galactus hasn't gone nuts.

[The Dog]

You know who else is gay? The Headless Horseman.

[Super Samurai]

You know who else is gay? The Headless Horseman.

Well it's pretty difficult to know what dating when you don't have a head.

[The Dog]

Well it's pretty difficult to know what dating when you don't have a head.

Well, he's the Headless HorseMAN, and he went around looking for head from men. So, it's pretty obvious he was gay.

[Stretch Dude]

Well, he's the Headless HorseMAN, and he went around looking for head from men. So, it's pretty obvious he was gay.

Men and horses. His dream, of course, was to meet a centaur.

[Eternal Torment]

*A waiter reaches into a turkey, pulls out a machine gun, and riddles ET's body with bullets, leaving him a bloody mess on the floor.*
ET: Damn, damn damn... Guts... I'm not gonna make it...
Guts: Oh, stop talking crazy!
ET: No no, I want you to do one thing for me: Get...Sandman! *dies*
Guts: SANDMAAAAAAAAN!!

Stupid....retirony.....

[Guts/Batman]

*A waiter reaches into a turkey, pulls out a machine gun, and riddles ET's body with bullets, leaving him a bloody mess on the floor.*
ET: Damn, damn damn... Guts... I'm not gonna make it...
Guts: Oh, stop talking crazy!
ET: No no, I want you to do one thing for me: Get...Sandman! *dies*
Guts: SANDMAAAAAAAAN!!

Emporer Guts: Sandman will have to pay somehow, but first I must find a way to retcon this...

Other Guts: You will do nothing of the sort, Emporer Guts. I have taken your powers of retconning the past. The plan is proceeding quite nicely...

Emporer Guts: Oh...shit...He's back.

[Guts/Batman]

Anyone else not able to get to Munchy's forum?

[Sean McClain]

Anyone else not able to get to Munchy's forum?
*Raises hand*

You gettin' the 403 too?

[Guts/Batman]

Yep. Getting that error....

[Sean McClain]

Yep. Getting that error....
Wonder what's goin' on?

[MKTerra]

Anyone else not able to get to Munchy's forum?Yup, me too. All of Gossiping.net seems to be down. Did this just happen today?

[Sean McClain]

Yup, me too. All of Gossiping.net seems to be down. Did this just happen today?
Seems like it.

[MKTerra]

Looks like it's back now :)

[Anthony Johanson]

Emporer Guts: Sandman will have to pay somehow, but first I must find a way to retcon this...

Other Guts: You will do nothing of the sort, Emporer Guts. I have taken your powers of retconning the past. The plan is proceeding quite nicely...

Emporer Guts: Oh...shit...He's back.

*pops out of interdimensional hole*

Need help?

[Guts/Batman]

It would seem so my former Knight. He has taken away some of my powers...

[Anthony Johanson]

It would seem so my former Knight. He has taken away some of my powers...

In which case, I'll help you. Where would I look first, and what powers does he have?

[Guts/Batman]

In which case, I'll help you. Where would I look first, and what powers does he have?

He has stolen my continuity affecting abilities, 3/4 of my telepathic and telekinetic powers. He already has Void level strength. This is trouble...

[Anthony Johanson]

He has stolen my continuity affecting abilities, 3/4 of my telepathic and telekinetic powers. He already has Void level strength. This is trouble...

Good thing over my empire years, I grew beyond just working on my reality warping skills.

*brings power storer* Ok, I can use this to transfer his stolen power back to you when he is sufficiently weakened.

*goes off to find Other Guts*

[Guts/Batman]

Good thing over my empire years, I grew beyond just working on my reality warping skills.

*brings power storer* Ok, I can use this to transfer his stolen power back to you when he is sufficiently weakened.

*goes off to find Other Guts*

Good work Sir Anthony. However, there is a slight problem. Other Guts, seems to be hiding in my body, leaking through when he wants to, making my other consciousness dormant during that time.

There may be a way to force him from my mind.

[Eternal Torment]

Good work Sir Anthony. However, there is a slight problem. Other Guts, seems to be hiding in my body, leaking through when he wants to, making my other consciousness dormant during that time.

There may be a way to force him from my mind.

Maybe severe mental trauma will expel him.

[Guts/Batman]

Maybe severe mental trauma will expel him.

We've already been through the most extreme hells. Won't work.

[Stretch Dude]

Good work Sir Anthony. However, there is a slight problem. Other Guts, seems to be hiding in my body, leaking through when he wants to, making my other consciousness dormant during that time.

There may be a way to force him from my mind.

Sounds like it's time for a fantastic voyage to me. TO THE SUBMERSIBLE!

[Eternal Torment]

We've already been through the most extreme hells. Won't work.

I was privy to one of the most disturbing sights ever. I walked in on one of my friends whacking off to a picture of Tubgirl. I think I vomited before I passed out.

[Guts/Batman]

I was privy to one of the most disturbing sights ever. I walked in on one of my friends whacking off to a picture of Tubgirl. I think I vomited before I passed out.

Doesn't quite trip the scale of disturbingness. I have no idea who Tubgirl is...

[Guts/Batman]

Sounds like it's time for a fantastic voyage to me. TO THE SUBMERSIBLE!

Perfect, loyal Mad Lunar Knight!

Prepare for battle!

[Eternal Torment]

Doesn't quite trip the scale of disturbingness. I have no idea who Tubgirl is...

You mean you don't know what she is? 20K+ posts and you have no idea? You better be joking.

[Guts/Batman]

You mean you don't know what she is? 20K+ posts and you have no idea? You better be joking.

I've heard of her, but expressed no want to know who she is.

[Eternal Torment]

I've heard of her, but expressed no want to know who she is.

Then you would know it is the most untouchyourselfable picture one would ever see.

[Guts/Batman]

Damnit, Super Samurai got the power of 2000 this time!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anthony Johanson]

Perfect, loyal Mad Lunar Knight!

Prepare for battle!

Looks like I better prepare then. Time to beat the ever-loving crap out of Other Guts!

*twirls finger*

[Stretch Dude]

Perfect, loyal Mad Lunar Knight!

Prepare for battle!

I'll gird my loins!

[Super Samurai]

Damnit, Super Samurai got the power of 2000 this time!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh yeah, I forgot about that:D . Oh well the power of 3000 is still up for grabs.

[Chrosis]

I'll gird my loins!

I'll wear human organs for garters to shock my enemies into submission! Go team!

[The Drunkard Kid]

Thank you for all of your kind, disturbing and slightly incriminating sentiments, folks. I just wish I hadn't been working on Saturday so that I could have been here to, you know, flame people with actual fire.

In a grateful manner, of course. Oh well, there's no point in putting off till tomorrow what you've been in the process of doing for over half a decade.

*burns universe*

[The Watcher]

Arrr! Tis' belated but I be wishing you a happy birthday!

*Hoists a mug of grog*

Here's to you, matey!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday DK!:)

*Gives him an eternally on fire but never completly burning Killer Genma: The Destroyer snowman plushie*.



Enjoy!:)

[Sharpandpointies]

Definitely deserving of a Happy Birthday!

If it's not redundant, go get drunk!

[T51R]

Yer! Happy birthday, there's no better way to come home today than pissed off your head! Have a good one m8, but remember to stay safe out there! :D

[Tusk]

Yeah. . .what they said.

Happy birthday ya drunk!

[Jaye]

New Draw-Off announced (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=3709426)

[Guts/Batman]

Other Guts: I see that the Emporer is planning to come into his own mind to fight me. But you come to folly! You cannot defeat me in my place of strength.

You come to your doom. But come anyways.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

[Tommy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/Lots42/ScanPower.jpg
http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/7479/ffroastironfistpissydq2.jpg

[Eternal Torment]

In the meanwhile, I will river dance on Angel's back.

[Stretch Dude]

To drunken drinking! *quaffs some rum*

[Stretch Dude]

And I shall can-can on Can-O-Man.

'Cause I can.

[Tusk]

This may be Thanos and Death here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7tnfhyXASg

[The Real Nemo]

I'd just like to know one thing, when did this thread turn into another Comm board? :confused:

[Guts/Batman]

I'd just like to know one thing, when did this thread turn into another Comm board? :confused:

It did? Huh?

[Chrosis]

It did? Huh?

No pickles?:confused:

[The Real Nemo]

It did? Huh?
Well it's managed to inspire the same sense of fear and bloodlust in me... *cute smile*

[Chrosis]

Well it's managed to inspire the same sense of fear and bloodlust in me... *cute smile*

I find it hard to picture you bloodlusted...

[Guts/Batman]

Well it's managed to inspire the same sense of fear and bloodlust in me... *cute smile*

Uh oh...

This could mean doom to the CBR Omniverse. The weight she carries into Khazan could unbalance everything!

[The Real Nemo]

I find it hard to picture you bloodlusted...
That's just cause you haven't been around long enough... ^_^

[Chrosis]

That's just cause you haven't been around long enough... ^_^

No... I'm pretty sure the cute smiles and the "^_^"'s are keeping the image out of my head. Unless it's the smiles that are the bloodlusted you.

[The Real Nemo]

No... I'm pretty sure the cute smiles and the "^_^"'s are keeping the image out of my head. Unless it's the smiles that are the bloodlusted you.
Pretty much, when I'm bloodlusted I go into kind of a "cute genocide" mode. See? *shows him Guts/Batman's bloody head with a pink balloon tied around it*

[Chrosis]

triple post

[Chrosis]

double post

[Chrosis]

Pretty much, when I'm bloodlusted I go into kind of a "cute genocide" mode. See? *shows him Guts/Batman's bloody head with a pink balloon tied around it*

Oh, so it's like this...

*censored*

Seriously, after I wrote that, I couldn't bring myself to post it. It involves skinning

[The Real Nemo]

Oh, so it's like this...

*censored*

Seriously, after I wrote that, I couldn't bring myself to post it. It involves skinning
Oh yeah, I remember you from the Avatar RP thread. What do you hate cute or something? :eek: ^_^

[Chrosis]

Oh yeah, I remember you from the Avatar RP thread. What do you hate cute or something? :eek: ^_^

No, I just mess around.

And now for something completely different.

Deadpool Clone #2: No... pickles...

Backalley Boy: Keep him away from me!

Deadpool Clone #3: To be honest with you, he creeps me out too.

Deadpool Clone#2" No. Pickles.

Backalley Boy: N-NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!!! Oh my stars and garters! *faints*

Deadpool and Clones: ...:confused:

Audience: *cheers*

[Sean McClain]

Good work Sir Anthony. However, there is a slight problem. Other Guts, seems to be hiding in my body, leaking through when he wants to, making my other consciousness dormant during that time.

There may be a way to force him from my mind.

I have a way. It may be a bit painful, but it will work wonders.
*ahem*

MIGHTY FISH OF DORMANT EVIL-SIDE EXPELLISSIMJUSTICE!*Thwack!*

The "Other Guts" is now expelled and is forced into a prepared crip-body, which it will use to steal away into the night to plot anew.

[Chrosis]

I have a way. It may be a bit painful, but it will work wonders.
*ahem*

MIGHTY FISH OF DORMANT EVIL-SIDE EXPELLISSIMJUSTICE!*Thwack!*

The "Other Guts" is now expelled and is forced into a prepared crip-body, which it will use to steal away into the night to plot anew.

Ah, yes. The Mighty Fish of *insert phrase*. A truly potent weapon.

[Sean McClain]

Ah, yes. The Mighty Fish of *insert phrase*. A truly potent weapon.

Yes, whatever it does, (and whatever I say it can do) it does well.

[Guts/Batman]

Pretty much, when I'm bloodlusted I go into kind of a "cute genocide" mode. See? *shows him Guts/Batman's bloody head with a pink balloon tied around it*

Damnit! I hate when that happens...

[Eternal Torment]

I just saw the new Madness movie: Madness Antipathy. It was awesome. The framerate was a bit slow, but otherwise, it was plain amazing.

[Caswin]

I just saw the new Madness movie: Madness Antipathy. It was awesome. The framerate was a bit slow, but otherwise, it was plain amazing.Ooh, it's out? *Watches in hopes of seeing the Sheriff return*

[Eternal Torment]

Ooh, it's out? *Watches in hopes of seeing the Sheriff return*

Sorry, he doesn't. I hoped it would be true too, but it looks as if he won't be. However, Krinkels is working on a Madness 7.....

[Caswin]

Sorry, he doesn't. I hoped it would be true too, but it looks as if he won't be. However, Krinkels is working on a Madness 7.....*Hank shoots the Clown-monster. It dies whether it likes it or not. Fade to black, then, in white letters:*

THE END.

Yeah, I thought this was a step back, to be honest. The music was good, and actually seeing the revival thing happen seems to promise some interesting backstory in the next one, but otherwise, it a. seemed to be a drop in quality and b. just didn't feel like Madness in places... not to mention that Tricky wasn't nearly as scary as he should have been.

Oh well. Bring back Sheriff and I'll call it good.

[Eternal Torment]

*Hank shoots the Clown-monster. It dies whether it likes it or not. Fade to black, then, in white letters:*

THE END.

Yeah, I thought this was a step back, to be honest. The music was good, and actually seeing the revival thing happen seems to promise some interesting backstory in the next one, but otherwise, it a. seemed to be a drop in quality and b. just didn't feel like Madness in places... not to mention that Tricky wasn't nearly as scary as he should have been.

Oh well. Bring back Sheriff and I'll call it good.

Hmm... Speculation from the fans is that Tricky needed Hank like Osbourne needed Spider-Man, and that's why he revived Hank. That also explains why he punched the air dizzily, as spontaneously coming back to life would disorient someone. I still don't really know why the quality was slightly worse, and why Tricky was acting like a clown (pardon the pun), but it seemed OK to me.

[Caswin]

Hmm... Speculation from the fans is that Tricky needed Hank like Osbourne needed Spider-Man, and that's why he revived Hank. That also explains why he punched the air dizzily, as spontaneously coming back to life would disorient someone. I still don't really know why the quality was slightly worse, and why Tricky was acting like a clown (pardon the pun), but it seemed OK to me.That would imply that Tricky's been pulling the strings the whole series, considering all the other times Hank (not to mention Joe) has come back. Granted, Madness has done stranger things, but I don't really buy it.

[Guts/Batman]

I have a way. It may be a bit painful, but it will work wonders.
*ahem*

MIGHTY FISH OF DORMANT EVIL-SIDE EXPELLISSIMJUSTICE!*Thwack!*

The "Other Guts" is now expelled and is forced into a prepared crip-body, which it will use to steal away into the night to plot anew.

Emporer Guts: "Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." *Rolls around on the ground, and gets back to feet after a few minutes*

Other Guts: "Does thou think that will work in getting out the Emporer's mind? I shall always have an attachment left in his mind. He will never be rid of me. I can get back in at anytime. And all of your efforts are all for naught.

Mwahahhahahahahahahahahaha"

[Eternal Torment]

That would imply that Tricky's been pulling the strings the whole series, considering all the other times Hank (not to mention Joe) has come back. Granted, Madness has done stranger things, but I don't really buy it.

No, I meant he revived Hank that one time when he got impaled through the throat with the stop sign in Antipathy. Not throughout the entire series. I think Tricky is going to job to Hank in number 7. If not, then that would really be unexpected in a way.

[Caswin]

No, I meant he revived Hank that one time when he got impaled through the throat with the stop sign in Antipathy. Not throughout the entire series. I think Tricky is going to job to Hank in number 7. If not, then that would really be unexpected in a way.If Tricky loses to Hank without a plot device, it'll be jobbing.

Now, if he loses to Hank, Joe, Sheriff, the 1337 Crew led by the original 1337 crew member from Madness Apatheosis, every Madness guy, bodyguard and bystander Hank has ever killed, and the sun - that would be awesome.

[Eternal Torment]

If Tricky loses to Hank without a plot device, it'll be jobbing.

Now, if he loses to Hank, Joe, Sheriff, the 1337 Crew led by the original 1337 crew member from Madness Apatheosis, every Madness guy, bodyguard and bystander Hank has ever killed, and the sun - that would be awesome.

I would agree. Maybe adding in the marshmallows from that one movie would add to the awesomeness.

[Caswin]

I would agree. Maybe adding in the marshmallows from that one movie would add to the awesomeness.Ah, yes, how could I forget? The original Madness. The marshmallow could destroy Tricky at the last moment... and everyone else.

I've always been surprised Hank and company don't get more coverage on these boards.

[Sean McClain]

Emporer Guts: "Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." *Rolls around on the ground, and gets back to feet after a few minutes*

Other Guts: "Does thou think that will work in getting out the Emporer's mind? I shall always have an attachment left in his mind. He will never be rid of me. I can get back in at anytime. And all of your efforts are all for naught.

Mwahahhahahahahahahahahaha"

I can always just convert his brain into data, delete your attachment, and reinsert it via tele-surgery.

*does just that*

[Chrosis]

I can always just convert his brain into data, delete your attachment, and reinsert it via tele-surgery.

*does just that*

*stops Sean*

Do you know how many people have touched that thing?! Actually... go right ahead. I feel like I'm coming down with Bastarditus.

[Mr.Sandman]

*Takes over the omniverse while everybody is distracted with....things*

[Sean McClain]

*stops Sean*

Do you know how many people have touched that thing?! Actually... go right ahead. I feel like I'm coming down with Bastarditus.
*Knocks out Chrosis, Guts, and Other Guts and heads to Ultra-Surgery room seven. Once there, the Medical Team led by Dr. Shogun M.P.D. extracts the Goober Gene from Chrosis' DNA. With that, Guts' brain is liquified and converted into data. A high-powered Virus-Scan detects the Other patterns inside his mind and extracts it into a new file. Guts' brain is then resolidified and cast inside a collectible Ewoks Titanium Brain-Case and reinserted into his head. With the leftover Other patterns, the team then takes that and combines it with the Goober-Gene obtained from Chrosis and inserted onto a humanesque growth on Other Guts that creates a sentience attached to Other Guts that would be forever known as Goober-Guts.*

[Sean McClain]

*Takes over the omniverse while everybody is distracted with....things*
Yeah, that there is the Cowbomniverse.

Where everyone is a Cowboy.

[Chrosis]

*Takes over the omniverse while everybody is distracted with....things*

*taps poster with Mr.Sandman's picture on it with a pointer*

And here we have a classic case of dickeryitus. This disturbingly common disease renders the infected a complete, unreasonable, condensening... dick.

Take Mr.Sandman here. After all his boasting, he waited till we were all distracted with... things... to take over the omniverse.

[Mr.Sandman]

*taps poster with Mr.Sandman's picture on it with a pointer*

And here we have a classic case of dickeryitus. This disturbingly common disease renders the infected a complete, unreasonable, condensening... dick.

Take Mr.Sandman here. After all his boasting, he waited till we were all distracted with... things... to take over the omniverse.

.......Oh? I feel ever so bad about it now.....

.....Oh, sorry. It was gas....BACK TO WORK SLAVE! *Chrosis is whipped by a demon and gets back to work building many monuments to Sandmans name*

[Chrosis]

.......Oh? I feel ever so bad about it now.....

.....Oh, sorry. It was gas....BACK TO WORK SLAVE! *Chrosis is whipped by a demon and gets back to work building many monuments to Sandmans name*

*Suddenly, the demon is ripped out of existence, a pitch white rip in reality where he once stood. His screams echo as he's torn molecule by molecule into the white abyss*

*Brushes self off*

Wow, pitch white. You don't see that every day.

[Trystenn]

Pretty much, when I'm bloodlusted I go into kind of a "cute genocide" mode. See? *shows him Guts/Batman's bloody head with a pink balloon tied around it*

You know im not quite sure it counts as genocide if there is only 1 of the kind...

[Trystenn]

God its been awhile (Tch in reality its been like what 4-5 months? lol) but im so glad im back, its been wierd not being on here everyday, but hey im slightly more mature, helluva lot taller and just plain happy to be back on here :)

[Ice'Lord]

Welcome back, man. I noticed you've been abscent. It's good you returned.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

God its been awhile (Tch in reality its been like what 4-5 months? lol) but im so glad im back, its been wierd not being on here everyday, but hey im slightly more mature, helluva lot taller and just plain happy to be back on here :)

welcome back!! i doubt you even remember me but i started out a few weeks maybe a month before you left and i think we debated in a few threads

i;ve lurked here for alot longer though..nice to see one of the old guard back

welcome back..hope you enjoy your return

[Ghost]

God its been awhile (Tch in reality its been like what 4-5 months? lol) but im so glad im back, its been wierd not being on here everyday, but hey im slightly more mature, helluva lot taller and just plain happy to be back on here :)

*jump-kicks Trystenn in the head, Koalla Su-style*

Welcome back! XD

[Trystenn]

welcome back!! i doubt you even remember me but i started out a few weeks maybe a month before you left and i think we debated in a few threads

i;ve lurked here for alot longer though..nice to see one of the old guard back

welcome back..hope you enjoy your return
Dude CBR is impossible to ignore, i mean just looking at your name i can tell i kinda knew you.

Im so glad there are no like Smiths or Johns or Mikes here, too D*mn plain.

[Trystenn]

*jump-kicks Trystenn in the head, Koalla Su-style*

Welcome back! XD
*Bearhugs Ghost*
Whereve ya been guy? H

[Erebus]

http://www.baylor.edu/content/imglib/20651.jpg

[Trystenn]

http://www.baylor.edu/content/imglib/20651.jpg
w00t
Now where are the scantily clad wimmenz?

[Eternal Torment]

You know im not quite sure it counts as genocide if there is only 1 of the kind...

Hey, it's Trystenn! How are you?

[Trystenn]

Hey, it's Trystenn! How are you?
I was in *Your Name* not being here with you guys :(

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

w00t
Now where are the scantily clad wimmenz?

i've got those in a pick up out baxck in white t shirts..soacked with beer

[Trystenn]

i've got those in a pick up out baxck in white t shirts..soacked with beer
:cool:
Yeah Bay-Bee

[Ghost]

*Bearhugs Ghost*
Whereve ya been guy? H

All over the place! ;)

[Trystenn]

All over the place! ;)
Been staying out of them graveyards?

[Eternal Torment]

I was in *Your Name* not being here with you guys :(

It's ok. You're among friends now. Don't worry, be happy.

[Ghost]

Been staying out of them graveyards?

Nope. :)

ALL OVER THE PLACE! XD

[Eternal Torment]

In Soviet Russia, visitor greet you!

[Stretch Dude]

...Eh?

IS A PERSON!

[Trystenn]

Nope. :)

ALL OVER THE PLACE! XD
lol Wherever you lay you head is your home?

[Corey Dreher]

What's up Trystenn? Long time, no talk! Everytime I was about to IM you something came up and when nothing was up, you either weren't online, or I just forgot :(

[Stretch Dude]

lol Wherever you lay you head is your home?

And when he dies, all he'll leave us is alone.

[Trystenn]

What's up Trystenn? Long time, no talk! Everytime I was about to IM you something came up and when nothing was up, you either weren't online, or I just forgot :(
L
O
L
Z

Aim kinda die for me, that and well i was hiding out from some sick twisted individuals from AIM

[Trystenn]

And when he dies, all he'll leave us is alone.
No all hell leave you is A loan.

[Trystenn]

It's ok. You're among friends now. Don't worry, be happy.
......................
I dont wanna!

[Eternal Torment]

......................
I dont wanna!

Oh well. I tried. Now I'm upbeat for no reason.

[Corey Dreher]

L
O
L
Z

Aim kinda die for me, that and well i was hiding out from some sick twisted individuals from AIM


... I don't think of my self as twisted, maybe sick, but not quite twisted... yet.


lol, CBR has been boring without you. I took a month hiatus, and then came back and then took another week away. I was thinking about doing one of these threads, but I don't think anyone would've posted:D

[Ghost]

No all hell leave you is A loan.

Stop! No more rhymes!

Ah, vauge pop-culture references... :o

[Thanos_6383]

Excellent.A familar name has returned.:D

[Trystenn]

... I don't think of my self as twisted, maybe sick, but not quite twisted... yet.


lol, CBR has been boring without you. I took a month hiatus, and then came back and then took another week away. I was thinking about doing one of these threads, but I don't think anyone would've posted:D
lol Not you Corey just some other malcontents.

[Trystenn]

Stop! No more rhymes!

Ah, vauge pop-culture references... :o
Sorry i couldnt resist the Temptation.

[Trystenn]

Oh well. I tried. Now I'm upbeat for no reason.
D*mmit!!!
.

[The Dog]

D*mmit!!!
.

Be happy. BE happy. BE HAPPY. BE HAPPY!

[Trystenn]

Be happy. BE happy. BE HAPPY. BE HAPPY!
..............................
God that would be F*cking creepy is you were an old man screaming at me while i was tied to a noose.

[Gordon Smith]

Welcome back, Trystenn.

[Stretch Dude]

Stop! No more rhymes!

Ah, good times!

[Michael P]

Dude CBR is impossible to ignore, i mean just looking at your name i can tell i kinda knew you.

Im so glad there are no like Smiths or Johns or Mikes here, too D*mn plain.
:(

And I was gonna bake you a nice welcome back cake.

[Stretch Dude]

..............................
God that would be F*cking creepy is you were an old man screaming at me while i was tied to a noose.

*slams the Happy Helmet on Trystenn's head and cranks it up to maximum power*

HAAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEE!!!

[Trystenn]

:(

And I was gonna bake you a nice welcome back cake.
Whoa whoa whoa, i said "Mile" not Michael you silly pie!

[Trystenn]

Welcome back, Trystenn.
GORDON!!!

How have ya been?

[Anthony Johanson]

..............................
God that would be F*cking creepy is you were an old man screaming at me while i was tied to a noose.

Be happy, dammit!

[Gordon Smith]

GORDON!!!

How have ya been?


I have been better, but I'm doin' okay.

[Trystenn]

Welcome back, Trystenn.
GORDON!!!

How have ya been?

[Trystenn]

I have been better, but I'm doin' okay.
Is everything gravy?

[Trystenn]

*slams the Happy Helmet on Trystenn's head and cranks it up to maximum power*

HAAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEE!!!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1
*Grabs ball peen hammer and bashes helmet*

[Trystenn]

Be happy, dammit!
Try and make me!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Try and make me!!!

I don't need to, you have already done it

[Super Samurai]

Hakuna Matata???

[Chrosis]

Hakuna Matata???

Kumbai Yah, My Lord, Kumbai Yah.

Bitch.

[Stretch Dude]

GORDON!!!

How have ya been?

....TIME IS FALLING APART!

[Stretch Dude]

Try and make me!!!

*rams an alien probe into Trystenn's brain, hyperstimulating the happiness center of his brain*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Chrosis]

*rams an alien probe into Trystenn's brain, hyperstimulating the happiness center of his brain*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*recieves the after effects from the shockwave*

OH GOD! THE HAPPY! THE CUTE! IT'S... IT'S... IT'S AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAA!!!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

*recieves the after effects from the shockwave*

OH GOD! THE HAPPY! THE CUTE! IT'S... IT'S... IT'S AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAA!!!!!

*Is wearing happiness proof generator*

Poor soul

[Devon C.]

Happiness proof generator. What, did Ben Stein make it for you?

[Guts/Batman]

*Sits back on my throne of throniness Immune to the happy thoughts*

[Anthony Johanson]

Happiness proof generator. What, did Ben Stein make it for you?

Made it myself.

[Stretch Dude]

Made it myself.

Anthony is Ben Stein!

I knew it. There was always the signs: The lifeless face, the eeevil book-readin', the times you kept asking for Bueller...

[Eternal Torment]

Anthony is Ben Stein!

I knew it. There was always the signs: The lifeless face, the eeevil book-readin', the times you kept asking for Bueller...

And whenever I read his posts, the mental voice is monotone yet sinister.

[Tommy]

I am gone for a few days and BN is back? What the hell?

[Super Samurai]

I am gone for a few days and BN is back? What the hell?

I think you mean "What the Khazan?"

[Tommy]

I think you mean "What the Khazan?"
Should I scream "KHAZAN!" at the top of my voice?

[Stretch Dude]

Should I scream "KHAZAN!" at the top of my voice?

YES, YOU SHOULD!
KHAZAN!!

[Tommy]

YES, YOU SHOULD!
KHAZAN!!
KHAZAN!!

I wonder how far we can take the Star Trek referances?

[Stretch Dude]

KHAZAN!!

I wonder how far we can take the Star Trek referances?

KHAZAAAAAAAAAAN!!

[Tommy]

KHAZAAAAAAAAAAN!!
You have just alerted the TRIBBLES!

http://www.70disco.com/images/tribble3.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

AAIIIEEE!!

[Anthony Johanson]

And whenever I read his posts, the mental voice is monotone yet sinister.

I am far above Ben Stein.

[Tommy]

Hello out there in TV land!

[The Dog]

Hello out there in TV land!

Hello out there in Internet land! Watch the porn!

[Tommy]

Hello out there in Internet land! Watch the porn!
I was doing that, but it was SUPER loud. And then it got all weird.

[Stretch Dude]

ROCK MAN MADE FUN OF HULK'S MOMMA!!!

[Tommy]

ROCK MAN MADE FUN OF HULK'S MOMMA!!!
Oh snap! No he di'int!

[Chrosis]

ROCK MAN MADE FUN OF HULK'S MOMMA!!!

So what? We took on mole man!

[Tommy]

So what? We took on mole man!
The Mole Man is She-Hulk's arch nemisis.

[Chrosis]

The Mole Man is She-Hulk's arch nemisis.

Oh yeah? I fought Doctor Doom!