Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[The Dog]

Don't look at me! I'm a girl, and I gave Ranma to Mibu for a reason (besides I have a feeling even girl type Ranma would make you recieve something)! :eek: ^_^;

That IS true. And I remember you're a girl.

Though the mind boggles at what girl type Ranma will make you recieve. Well, not for me, because I already have an idea of what she'll make you recieve.

And it starts with an S and ends with a trap-on. :D

[Len Ikari145]

Maybe he's more your type, Miburo:D :http://img155.exs.cx/img155/6224/jakotsu47ff.jpg

[Miburohunter929]

Maybe he's more your type, Miburo:D :http://img155.exs.cx/img155/6224/jakotsu47ff.jpg

Look, If you want to force me into a yaoi paring with someone, it better be me from an alternate Dimension. There is no one strong enough, smart, enough, skilled enough and a sexy badass to boot.

Anything else isnt even worthy to be in the same sentence as me.

In conclusion Miburohunter X miburohunter is the best you can hope for.

Because If theres any guy I'm gonna have sex with, damnit, its gonna be me....

Okay, That totally didnt come out the way I meant it to. But I stand by it.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, that wouldnt even work, neither of us would be willing to...well...you know... Because I know I wont, and If I wont, he sure wont.

And the majority of our time together would be arguing over who looks better, who is the better badass, who is more awesome Etc.

[Mr.Sandman]

Yaoi runs rampaint on this thread...ONLY FIRE CAN SAVE IT!!!!!

*Flamethrower rampagin*

[Miburohunter929]

You know, with all this talk about len being forced into yaoi, me refusing to sleep with any guy who isnt me, and just general wierdness, I forgot to actually answer the question.

I am with team manly men. Why?

Because I am a manly man. No. The man. I was born the man and I will die the man.

I am too manly. I almost guarantee victory. But even if somehow my presence alone didnt equate to victory, I kick ass and am badass till the very end.

And isnt that what its all about in the end? And we all have totally awesome muscles.

Go team manly man! :D

Also, what would Alex louis armstrong qualify as?

[Len Ikari145]

.....Why do I keep being mentioned here? Damn you, Nemo!*shakes fist at her menacingly*


Yaoi runs rampaint on this thread...ONLY FIRE CAN SAVE IT!!!!!

*Flamethrower rampagin*

Feh, doesn't affect me none. *points to avatar* And better we sane, mature adults discuss it in a jovial(if albeit bizarre) manner than Yaoi fangirls with their "OMG!!! SORA X RIKU FOREVER~!!! They're so KAWAII!!!~":rolleyes:

[The Real Nemo]

Look, If you want to force me into a yaoi paring with someone, it better be me from an alternate Dimension. There is no one strong enough, smart, enough, skilled enough and a sexy badass to boot.

Anything else isnt even worthy to be in the same sentence as me.

In conclusion Miburohunter X miburohunter is the best you can hope for.

Because If theres any guy I'm gonna have sex with, damnit, its gonna be me....

Okay, That totally didnt come out the way I meant it to. But I stand by it.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, that wouldnt even work, neither of us would be willing to...well...you know... Because I know I wont, and If I wont, he sure wont.

And the majority of our time together would be arguing over who looks better, who is the better badass, who is more awesome Etc.
Not even Ranma's good enough? I'd offer you Futaba-kun, but I already gave him to Sandman. Man at this point Megumi Amatsuka from Cheeky Angel may be my only option left... :(

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4932/pretty20megumismallch3.gif

[Mr.Sandman]

.....Why do I keep being mentioned here? Damn you, Nemo!*shakes fist at her menacingly*




Feh, doesn't affect me none. *points to avatar* And better we sane, mature adults discuss it in a jovial(if albeit bizarre) manner than Yaoi fangirls with their "OMG!!! SORA X RIKU FOREVER~!!! They're so KAWAII!!!~":rolleyes:

You FOOL! You realize that it's only a matter of time before they smell out this thread and start coming like hordes of fleash eating zombies!

....and if that happens.....I'd have to destory the board to save the rest of the universe.

[Len Ikari145]

Not even Ranma's good enough? I'd offer you Futaba-kun, but I already gave him to Sandman. Man at this point Megumi Amatsuka from Cheeky Angel may be my only option left... :(

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4932/pretty20megumismallch3.gif

He'd go with Straight Cougar if anyone. That's probably the only dude I know he would find "worthy" of him.:p

[Miburohunter929]

.....Why do I keep being mentioned here? Damn you, Nemo!*shakes fist at her menacingly*




Feh, doesn't affect me none. *points to avatar* And better we sane, mature adults discuss it in a jovial(if albeit bizarre) manner than Yaoi fangirls with their "OMG!!! SORA X RIKU FOREVER~!!! They're so KAWAII!!!~":rolleyes:

Eh, I'm not a fan of it personally, But I'm to lazy to hate it. Besides, it gave me an opportunity to mock Len and his yaoi partner, and that alone makes this thread a victory in my eyes.

I never did forgive him for trying to sacrifice me to L-sama. Although it was my fault in the first place :D

[Armless Penguin]

Eh, I'm not a fan of it personally, But I'm to lazy to hate it. Besides, it gave me an opportunity to mock Len and his yaoi partner, and that alone makes this thread a victory in my eyes.

I never did forgive him for trying to sacrifice me to L-sama. Although it was my fault in the first place :D

I would be a much bigger fan of "yaoi" if the majority of it weren't written by pre-pubescent girls who have no idea what they're talking about. And I even like men.

[Len Ikari145]

Eh, I'm not a fan of it personally, But I'm to lazy to hate it. Besides, it gave me an opportunity to mock Len and his yaoi partner, and that alone makes this thread a victory in my eyes.

I never did forgive him for trying to sacrifice me to L-sama. Although it was my fault in the first place :D

You petty bastard! It was Equivalent Exchange! And it was either you, Nemo, Knightosis, and I ain't touching Knightosis with his "I am the Goddamn Batman" aura he has going on and Nemo's the cute one. So, by process of elimination, you had to be the sacrifice.:p

[S J C]

Yaoi runs rampaint on this thread...ONLY FIRE CAN SAVE IT!!!!!

*Flamethrower rampagin*

Obital Plasma Cannon is read to drop 100000°C onto this thread just give the word

[Mr.Sandman]

Obital Plasma Cannon is read to drop 100000°C onto this thread just give the word

Hold off on it for now....We'll wait until some of the fangirls start to gather and then catch a few of them in the resulting blast. *nod*

[The Real Nemo]

You FOOL! You realize that it's only a matter of time before they smell out this thread and start coming like hordes of fleash eating zombies!

....and if that happens.....I'd have to destory the board to save the rest of the universe.
Don't make me drag out "Your And My Secret" cause I will! :evilsmile

[Len Ikari145]

I would be a much bigger fan of "yaoi" if the majority of it weren't written by pre-pubescent girls who have no idea what they're talking about. And I even like men.

I used to like Yaoi just fine(at least Yaoi that's supported by canon) but now with the ridiculous pairings that have been getting more and more prominent in fandoms, I'm just completely turned off by it now.

[Miburohunter929]

You petty bastard! It was Equivalent Exchange! And it was either you, Nemo, Knightosis, and I ain't touching Knightosis with his "I am the Goddamn Batman" aura he has going on and Nemo's the cute one. So, by process of elimination, you had to be the sacrifice.:p

You just now realized I'm petty? I plan to wipe out wipe out both the decendents and ancestors of someone who looked at me in a way I dont like, and then go into the future and kill the person every year until I reach the present and kill them.

I love vengence.

He'd go with Straight Cougar if anyone. That's probably the only dude I know he would find "worthy" of him.:p


That reminds me, I need to get a Straight Cougar avatar. Or Invader Zim.

You just dont get it. There is no man on the planet worthy of me, except myself, and even then, I might find the parellel version of me to be inferior to myself. Do you not understand the power of my ego?

With that said, Cougar is just great enough that I wont have to kill the author who came up with the idea, merely maim severly.....And maybe female ranma if I was really really drunk and extremely horny. And didnt know she was a guy normally.

Sorry, But there just isnt a guy in existance who is worthy of such an honor.

Except for me of course. But then again, You know how I work.:p

[S J C]

Hold off on it for now....We'll wait until some of the fangirls start to gather and then catch a few of them in the resulting blast. *nod*


Roger what about the tactical strike nukes and Ion cannon's

[Mr.Sandman]

Roger what about the tactical strike nukes and Ion cannon's

While we wait......Target the next most evil force of nature in the area.......DBZ fanboys.

[Len Ikari145]

Y'know, all this talk of Yaoi makes miss Peter.:)

[S J C]

While we wait......Target the next most evil force of nature in the area.......DBZ fanboys.

Roger DBZ mega thread targeted Nuke launch in 5 4 3 2 1 nukes away. :evilsmile

[Miburohunter929]

Y'know, all this talk of Yaoi makes miss Peter.:)

All this talk Of Yaoi means that I have to make up for it by sleeping with atleast 10 women before saturday afternoon.

Why? I dont know, its just in the rules. When I'm not talking about killing, conquering, booze, women, or some awesome combo of the four, its what I have to do.

I hope you appricate the sacrifices I make for you len! You bastard!

[The Real Nemo]

Y'know, all this talk of Yaoi makes miss Peter.:)
I know what you mean... :(
All this talk Of Yaoi means that I have to make up for it by sleeping with atleast 10 women before saturday afternoon.

Why? I dont know, its just in the rules. When I'm not talking about killing, conquering, booze, women, or some awesome combo of the four, its what I have to do.

I hope you appricate the sacrifices I make for you len! You bastard!
Seriously Megumi's my final offer, try as he might he *can't* change back into a guy!

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9052/04bm9.jpg

[Miburohunter929]

I know what you mean...

Seriously Megumi's my final offer, try as he might he *can't* change back into a guy!

Yes, but if he looks like a guy, and/or I know hes a guy, It's never gonna work.

Like I said, lots of Booze, hormones, and lack of knowledge on my part is the only way its even remotely possible.

And a damn good sex change like ranmas magic spring what the fuck ever.

Bah, I'm tired. Time for me to dream of conquest.

[Len Ikari145]

All this talk Of Yaoi means that I have to make up for it by sleeping with atleast 10 women before saturday afternoon.

Why? I dont know, its just in the rules. When I'm not talking about killing, conquering, booze, women, or some awesome combo of the four, its what I have to do.

I hope you appricate the sacrifices I make for you len! You bastard!

Yeah, yeah. Very appreciative; Good night ya self-absorbed, narcissistic, megalomanical bastard who spawned the concepts of evil, and carnage and debauchery from his crap. Peace.:DV

Seriously Megumi's my final offer, try as he might he *can't* change back into a guy!

...Maybe I should have used you as a sacrifice after all.

[The Real Nemo]

...Maybe I should have used you as a sacrifice after all.
Hey is that any way to talk? And to think I tried to do you a favor... :(

[Len Ikari145]

Hey is that any way to talk? And to think I tried to do you a favor... :(

Hmmm, didn't consider like that (though you DID pair me with Touga, one of the worst bastards in anime since Gendo Ikari AND got me mocked by Miburohunter). Meh, Let's say we call it even with this:http://inferno.slug.org/jpeg/rei-ayanami-waving.jpg

:p There, now we're even(that, and I was sick of all this Yaoi talk).

[OverMaster]

However, the Slightly Effeminate Men have counterparts:

T = Mad Murdock in a wedding dress
Norris = Jean Claude Van Damme
Hogan = Ric Flair
Ash Williams = Pinhead (c'mon, the whole sadomachistic bend)
Ripped Shirt Kirk = Goatee Spock

Pfft. I'll give you Kirk/Spock, but the day puny Van Damme is on Norris' level Hell will freeze over.

[OverMaster]

Heck, I'd rather have sex with a male Ranma. At least then you don't have to worry about the "pregnant Ranma problem."

I have never seen what's so puzzling about it. As soon as Female Ranma turns back into a man, she loses the uterus, thus she loses her pregnancy, and I figure it's absolutely impossible for the seed implanted to come back from nothing.

[The Real Nemo]

Hmmm, didn't consider like that (though you DID pair me with Touga, one of the worst bastards in anime since Gendo Ikari AND got me mocked by Miburohunter). Meh, Let's say we call it even with this:http://inferno.slug.org/jpeg/rei-ayanami-waving.jpg

:p There, now we're even(that, and I was sick of all this Yaoi talk).
Gah! Not "Enemy Of All Who Live" Ayanami! *flees* Asuka save me! :eek:

[Gorthaur]

Since "manly" tends to mean - besides strictly physical traits - adherence to certain socially constructed behavioral models, I'm going to vote for the effeminate side to win on account of being less prone to homosocial stupidity.

Besides, I'm just too pretty to fall with the manly side. Gotta root for the home team.

[Len Ikari145]

Gah! Not "Enemy Of All Who Live" Ayanami! *flees* Asuka save me! :eek:

:confused: I *still* don't understand why you hate Rei so much; she's so cute. *Shrugs* Well, to each their own (saunters off while humming "Cruel Angel's Thesis")

[Stretch Dude]

Dog: And now, time to pwn Stretch Dude! Using the Toon Force!

*Opens a box, and out trots a mouse. Stretch bends down, points at it, and begins to laugh, only to have it biten by Leopold. Suddenly Leopold whirlwinds upon Stretch, somehow wripping his armor to shreds, leaving Stretch seated on the ground in only a wifebeater and boxers. The mouse whirlwinds around Stretch again, leaving him looking like he's made of sausages.*

Dog: You mess with Sandman again and you'll get more of the same. Come Persius, we must be going. Leopold might get bored if you stay gone too long, and when he gets bored he eats the furniture. Whole. Hell, he might even start eating the succubi, and I don't need that.

*Dog and Persius walk off, humming "The Merry Go Round Broke Down"*

I got clobbered by a conductor?

[Eternal Torment]

I got clobbered by a conductor?

I think so. Have you any feeling left in your body?

[Stretch Dude]

I think so. Have you any feeling left in your body?

Yeah, but there's a French horn jammed in my ear.

[Eternal Torment]

Yeah, but there's a French horn jammed in my ear.

Ouch. *pulls the horn out* Hey, there's something still stuck in your ear. *pulls out a croissant*

[Sean McClain]

Star Knight Emperor of Khazan: Doesn't sound like a fun Netherworld to me...

*Gets 2000 more political dissiedents on of the planets that we recently acquired and gives them to Sean to torture*
*some time later, the Torturous One emerges from a warehouse with several giant vats filled with screaming dissidents carrying a can in his hand.*

Ah, SoulStorm Brew; nothing like it.

[Stretch Dude]

Ouch. *pulls the horn out* Hey, there's something still stuck in your ear. *pulls out a croissant*

Hey, I've been looking for that. *eats croissant*

[Eternal Torment]

Hey, I've been looking for that. *eats croissant*

You got french jammed up the wazoo.

[Stretch Dude]

You got french jammed up the wazoo.

French jam? What's that, gelatinized french fries?

[The MunchKING]

I just had a mental Image of ranma backhanding someone yelling "Whos in charge bitch??!! Whos in charge?!?!"
Cause he does that SO often with Akane or Shampoo...

[The MunchKING]

Look, If you want to force me into a yaoi paring with someone, it better be me from an alternate Dimension. There is no one strong enough, smart, enough, skilled enough and a sexy badass to boot.

Anything else isnt even worthy to be in the same sentence as me.


Uh huh... Need I bring up your... past inclinations on this board??

[Eternal Torment]

French jam? What's that, gelatinized french fries?

No, those are two separate words. Meaning that I said you have french things jammed up your wazoo.

[The MunchKING]

Because I am a manly man. No. The man. I was born the man and I will die the man.

I am too manly. I almost guarantee victory. But even if somehow my presence alone didnt equate to victory, I kick ass and am badass till the very end.

And Yet I'm sucha a manly man that You look girly by comparison. :p

[Tommy]

I find it ironic that I was watching Due South right before looking at this thread. (On so many levels)

[Cyke]

Pfft. I'll give you Kirk/Spock, but the day puny Van Damme is on Norris' level Hell will freeze over.
This is why he can match Norris. (http://vandammefairy.ytmnd.com/)

[The Dog]

I got clobbered by a conductor?

The conductor/Ruler of Hell and his pet attack mouse, actually.

[Stretch Dude]

The conductor/Ruler of Hell and his pet attack mouse, actually.

Wait, I thought you were the ruler of Hell, not this Leopold guy.

[The Dog]

Wait, I thought you were the ruler of Hell, not this Leopold guy.

I am. Leopold is just the name I use when I don't want people to know it is I, OVERLORD DOG!

All the great evil beings have secret identities for which to conduct secret evil business with the not evil. They don't suspect that the evil business they're conducting with the secret identity of the evil being is, in fact, evil business.

That, and it's fun when the hero gets shocked and shit when they find out that Leopold the famous conductor is actually... OVERLORD DOG, RULER OF HELL! *Lightning crash!* *Thunder rumble!* *Lightning crash!*

Understand, or do I have to get the diagrams and sock puppets?

[Chrosis]

Understand, or do I have to get the diagrams and sock puppets?

You ass, I was drinking when I read this.:D :(

[The Real Nemo]

:confused: I *still* don't understand why you hate Rei so much; she's so cute. *Shrugs* Well, to each their own (saunters off while humming "Cruel Angel's Thesis")
I've never understood her popularity, I mean she's pretty much an emotionless doll. What's to like exactly?
Cause he does that SO often with Akane or Shampoo...
They're not guys though... :p

[The MunchKING]

I've never understood her popularity, I mean she's pretty much an emotionless doll. What's to like exactly?

She's cute??

And I guess for SOME losers a personality would just get in the way...


They're not guys though... :p

fine... Ryoga and Herb.

[Erebus]

This is why he can match Norris. (http://vandammefairy.ytmnd.com/)
That's Bloodsport Frank. If Frank goes Bloodsport on their asses, then he automatically switches to the Manly Man side. Any other Van Damme gets whipped like a pussy.

[The Real Nemo]

She's cute??

And I guess for SOME losers a personality would just get in the way...
That's what I always figured, which is why I don't like her in particular instead of just being indifferent to her. The fandom just tends to... annoy me somehow...

[KingEli]

Manly Men get Lobo who can make copies of himself and Guy Gardner who can throw them into Space.

[Miburohunter929]

And Yet I'm sucha a manly man that You look girly by comparison. :p

Yes, yes, we all know how your totally awesome and Infinite manliness surpasses even my incredible and Extremly manly aura. Must you always remind me? It's kinda hard to gloat when you come out of the heavens to bitchslap me or something. You dont see reed coming down to dooms mansion and going "Ya'know, technically speaking, I am more awesome than you"

Its just not nice!

Uh huh... Need I bring up your... past inclinations on this board??

Hey, That Thing with IWD And Sharkerbob was totally non consentual...and besides, it involved a Miburobot, so It totally dosnt count. And I was running away.

Remember? its one of my list of weakness...shit...I shouldnt have said that.

[Stretch Dude]

I am. Leopold is just the name I use when I don't want people to know it is I, OVERLORD DOG!

All the great evil beings have secret identities for which to conduct secret evil business with the not evil. They don't suspect that the evil business they're conducting with the secret identity of the evil being is, in fact, evil business.

That, and it's fun when the hero gets shocked and shit when they find out that Leopold the famous conductor is actually... OVERLORD DOG, RULER OF HELL! *Lightning crash!* *Thunder rumble!* *Lightning crash!*

Understand, or do I have to get the diagrams and sock puppets?

Sock puppets?! Where?!

[The Dog]

Sock puppets?! Where?!

*Pulls hand from behind his back, which has a sock puppet Overlord Dog on it*

Overlord Dog: This is Overlord Dog Puppet.

*The puppet reaches behind its back with a puppet hand and pulls a comically large mallet from hammerspace*

Overlord Dog: And this is Overlord Dog Puppet's Lunar Knight-pummeling mallet.

*moves the sock puppet it repeatedly bashes Stretch in the head until his helmet is pushed off his head and left resting on a comically tall lump as Stretch sits on the ground, drooling and mumbling nonsense*

Overlord Dog: See, it even works like it's supposed to!

[Stretch Dude]

*Pulls hand from behind his back, which has a sock puppet Overlord Dog on it*

Overlord Dog: This is Overlord Dog Puppet.

*The puppet reaches behind its back with a puppet hand and pulls a comically large mallet from hammerspace*

Overlord Dog: And this is Overlord Dog Puppet's Lunar Knight-pummeling mallet.

*moves the sock puppet it repeatedly bashes Stretch in the head until his helmet is pushed off his head and left resting on a comically tall lump as Stretch sits on the ground, drooling and mumbling nonsense*

Overlord Dog: See, it even works like it's supposed to!

Clown...fire...the clown's gonna get me... Run...

[The Dog]

Clown...fire...the clown's gonna get me... Run...

Overlord Dog: *Pointing behind Stretch* LOOK OUT! A clown with a flamethrower! Run run run run! I SAID RUN!

[Tommy]

What what what? MY thread got eaten!

[The Dog]

What what what? MY thread got eaten!

Awww, Downtown Khazan is following in his daddy's footsteps, eating off-topic threads and bringing wackyness and devistation in its wake.

[Tommy]

Awww, Downtown Khazan is following in his daddy's footsteps, eating off-topic threads and bringing wackyness and devistation in its wake.
I miss the good old SO days. Those were some fun times. I should post some random hot guys just for old times sake.

[Eternal Torment]

Awww, Downtown Khazan is following in his daddy's footsteps, eating off-topic threads and bringing wackyness and devistation in its wake.

It has been possessed by the aspect of the Devourer! We must exorcise it, Catholic style!

[Tommy]

It has been possessed by the aspect of the Devourer! We must exorcise it, Catholic style!
I will grab the crucifixes.

http://www.totallycrosses.com/ProductImages/10BCrucifixFence400.jpg

[Eternal Torment]

I will grab the crucifixes.

<snip>



And I shall bring some holy water.
http://www.orthodoxgifts.com/images/holy-water-bottle-mwc2.gif

[The Dog]

I miss the good old SO days. Those were some fun times. I should post some random hot guys just for old times sake.

Way ahead of you.:D

http://www.industrylosangeles.com/sitebuilder/images/tw6-300x405.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

Overlord Dog: *Pointing behind Stretch* LOOK OUT! A clown with a flamethrower! Run run run run! I SAID RUN!

*snaps out of dazed mumbling*

No...no, it wasn't that. I...I saw The Brave Little Toaster when I was 4, that's all. That...nightmare clown... *shudders*

[The Dog]

And I shall bring some holy water.
http://www.orthodoxgifts.com/images/holy-water-bottle-mwc2.gif

And I shall bring the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!

http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6_pat_11_4%20horsemen_small.jpg

[Eternal Torment]

And I shall bring the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!

<snip>



It's an exorcism, not the Apocalypse or a purging.

[Stretch Dude]

It's an exorcism, not the Apocalypse or a purging.

Can't we do all three at the same time?

[The Dog]

*snaps out of dazed mumbling*

No...no, it wasn't that. I...I saw The Brave Little Toaster when I was 4, that's all. That...nightmare clown... *shudders*

Overlord Dog: Ohhhh, Ok.... LOOK OUT! NIGHTMARE CLOWN FROM THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

[Tommy]

Can't we do all three at the same time?
Perhaps we should binge and purge.

[The Dog]

It's an exorcism, not the Apocalypse or a purging.

But you want the child of Soap Operus to NOT devour off-topic threads! To make it do so is the coming of the Apocolypse, thus we must bring forth...

THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE!

http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6_pat_11_4%20horsemen_small.jpg

And to play their theme, we must get... LORDI!

http://www.drakkar.de/images/lordi_thearockalypse_gross.jpg

[Eternal Torment]

But you want the child of Soap Operus to NOT devour off-topic threads! To make it do so is the coming of the Apocolypse, thus we must bring forth...

THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE!

<snip>

And to play their theme, we must get... LORDI!

<snip>



Which song? Blood Red Sandman or Hard Rock Hallejuah?

[The Dog]

Which song? Blood Red Sandman or Hard Rock Hallejuah?

Both. Hard Rock Hallejuah for Famine, War, and Pestilence, and Blood Red Sandman for Death when he arrives later on.

And you know Death will be fashionably late to the Apocalypse.

[Stretch Dude]

Overlord Dog: Ohhhh, Ok.... LOOK OUT! NIGHTMARE CLOWN FROM THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

AAAIIIIEEEE!!

[Tommy]

Way ahead of you.:D[/IMG]
Thats hot

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2719/2dy9.jpg

[Tommy]

And you know Death will be fashionably late to the Apocalypse.
Well the End of the World would be like a slutty cocktail party.

[The Dog]

Well the End of the World would be like a slutty cocktail party.

Except the End of the World won't involve cocktails, but with people dying and mutilating each other in a violent war while others are dying of sickness instead of drinking and small talk.

Meaning it'll be far more fun than any slutty cocktail party.

[Tommy]

Except the End of the World won't involve cocktails, but with people dying and mutilating each other in a violent war while others are dying of sickness instead of drinking and small talk.

Meaning it'll be far more fun than any slutty cocktail party.
I certainly hope the end has ninjas. I have been really annoyed with the lack of Ninja action in my life.

[Eternal Torment]

AAAIIIIEEEE!!

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

[Stretch Dude]

I certainly hope the end has ninjas. I have been really annoyed with the lack of Ninja action in my life.

Of course it will. Everyone knows the end will take the form of an all-out Ninja/Pirate War.

[The Dog]

Thats hot



That's hot too.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/justinddavis4/hot-guys-Hot20File2070.jpg

[The Dog]

I certainly hope the end has ninjas. I have been really annoyed with the lack of Ninja action in my life.

Damn straight there'll be ninjas, and they'll be working for Death. They'll be Death's Ninjas.

[Tommy]

That's hot too.
I am liking the dirrection of Khazan...

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8526/3ay8.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

Damn, Peter would enjoy this. :D

[Tommy]

Damn straight there'll be ninjas, and they'll be working for Death. They'll be Death's Ninjas.
I allways say a lack of ninjas kills anything. High School Musical could have been saved by Ninjas.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7599/pics061ql7.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

I allways say a lack of ninjas kills anything. High School Musical could have been saved by Ninjas.

Not even Ninjas could've saved that pile o' whatsit.

[The Dog]

Damn, Peter would enjoy this. :D

Yes, yes he would. Of course, me and Tommy are enjoying it too, but still.

I allways say a lack of ninjas kills anything. High School Musical could have been saved by Ninjas.

Yeah. But Pirates of the Carribean didn't need Ninjas, because it had pirates. But Pirates of the Carribean 2 needed ninjas to kill Will Turner, the talkative bastard.

http://www.markrobertwahlberg.com/mwgrip.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

I can only imagine the look on Gordon's face when he sees all this. :D

[Tommy]

Not even Ninjas could've saved that pile o' whatsit.
They should have just gotten Ryan Murphy (the guy who created Nip/Tuck) to write it. After all they just stole a whole bunch of plots from his Popular anyways.

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5043/pics09og6.jpg

[Eternal Torment]

I can only imagine the look on Gordon's face when he sees all this. :D

This seems wrong. I'm drinking until it seems right.

[The Dog]

I can only imagine the look on Gordon's face when he sees all this. :D

He can't really say anything, because they're not naked or inappopriate. Just hot and shirtless.

[Stretch Dude]

This seems wrong. I'm drinking until it seems right.

And come hell or high water, we shall fulfill the prophecy foretold when Gordon claimed these threads were driving him back to drink.

[Stretch Dude]

He can't really say anything, because they're not naked or inappopriate. Just hot and shirtless.

Exactly my pointy point.

[Eternal Torment]

And come hell or high water, we shall fulfill the prophecy foretold when Gordon claimed these threads were driving him back to drink.

A drunken moderator might bring down the banhammer without rhyme or reason.

[Stretch Dude]

A drunken moderator might bring down the banhammer without rhyme or reason.

....

....

....

This is a test, isn't it?

[Tommy]

I can only imagine the look on Gordon's face when he sees all this. :D
Gordon should just be happy I never MENTIONED that one thing I was looking at.

(Yall don't want to know how kinky it was, But if you want to know... well there are ways.)

[Eternal Torment]

....

....

....

This is a test, isn't it?

I wouldn't happen to know what you are talking about.

[Super Samurai]

*Looks at previous page*

If only Peter were still here....

[Eternal Torment]

*Looks at previous page*

If only Peter were still here....

If only we could make a tribute to him.

[Stretch Dude]

If only we could make a tribute to him.

We should erect a monument to him.

[Stretch Dude]

I wouldn't happen to know what you are talking about.

Neither do I.

This conversation never happened.

[Eternal Torment]

We should erect a monument to him.

Dedicate a world to Peter. A nice one that he would appreciate.

[Stretch Dude]

Dedicate a world to Peter. A nice one that he would appreciate.

A world populated entirely by Shawn Ashmores.

[Eternal Torment]

A world populated entirely by Shawn Ashmores.

I'm sure he'd like that. If we could make a tribute montage, what music and what scenes should we put in it?

[Stretch Dude]

I'm sure he'd like that. If we could make a tribute montage, what music and what scenes should we put in it?

I dunno. We should ask him.

[Cyke]

That's Bloodsport Frank. If Frank goes Bloodsport on their asses, then he automatically switches to the Manly Man side. Any other Van Damme gets whipped like a pussy.

Since when could a Manly Man summon a fairy?

Bloodsport Frank most definitely qualifies as a Slightly Effeminate Jean Claude Van Damme, right down to the tights.

[MKTerra]

Peter's at the SO boards (http://www.gossiping.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=69&start=765&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=&mforum=so), FYI.

*scratches a second tally on his overdue dare*

[Eternal Torment]

Peter's at the SO boards (http://www.gossiping.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=69&start=765&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=&mforum=so), FYI.

*scratches a second tally on his overdue dare*

What overdue dare?

[Tommy]

*yawn* Guten Morgen.

[Stretch Dude]

*yawn* Guten Morgen.

Gluten Jorgen.

[MKTerra]

What overdue dare?A while back, Munchy dared me to invite three Rumbles threads into our game of Truth or Dare (http://www.gossiping.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=69&start=765&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=&mforum=so) at SO. It's taken a while, but now I just have one more to go :p

[Tommy]

Hello? Anyone out there?

[Miburohunter929]

Hello? Anyone out there?

Nope. Nobodys here.

What about me you ask?

I'm merely a figment of your imagination. Not the real MH.

The lack of people is causing you to go temporarily insane.

[Tommy]

The lack of people is causing you to go temporarily insane.
If no one is hear... PORN!

[Miburohunter929]

If no one is hear... PORN!

Porn does make the world go round.

Porn reigns supreme.

[Tommy]

Porn does make the world go round.

Porn reigns supreme.
Porn is the driving force behind science.

[The Dog]

Hello? Anyone out there?

I'm not out there. I'm here.

[Miburohunter929]

Porn is the driving force behind science.


Its also the meaning of life.

[The Dog]

Porn is the driving force behind science.

Porn and the Internet.

[Tommy]

So what did everyone do today?

[Miburohunter929]

So what did everyone do today?

The same thing I do everday pinky. Try to watch some porn!

[Tommy]

The same thing I do everday pinky. Try to watch some porn!
ME too!

I also watched an episode of While You Were Out.

[The Dog]

ME too!

I've been watching porn too! Oh, and downloading some more porn. Mostly of the gay variety.

[Miburohunter929]

ME too!

I also watched an episode of While You Were Out.

I dreamt that I was watching I dream of genie. Except it was more like porn.

So I suppose I dream of porn would be a more accurate name.

[Tommy]

I've been watching porn too! Oh, and downloading some more porn. Mostly of the gay variety.
I realize this is unexpected of me, but I was looking at the gay veriety as well.

Also I was swooning over Evan Farmer.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2678/evan20farmer202jb4.jpg

[The Dog]

I realize this is unexpected of me, but I was looking at the gay veriety as well.

Also I was swooning over Evan Farmer.

/Snip\

You, Tommy, were looking at gay porn?! Oh no! It's the end of the world! Tommy was looking at gay porn!

And I can see why you were swooning over Mr. Farmer. To be honest, I'm kind of turned on by him too.

[Tommy]

You, Tommy, were looking at gay porn?! Oh no! It's the end of the world! Tommy was looking at gay porn!
I swear when I first met you, you were not this gay. (I think I am a bad influance.)

And I can see why you were swooning over Mr. Farmer. To be honest, I'm kind of turned on by him too.
Mmmmmm... Carpenter/Host.... What? I am watching The Learning Channel? How dare they trick me...mmmmm tool belts....

[The Dog]

I swear when I first met you, you were not this gay. (I think I am a bad influance.)

You and Peter were both influentual in turning me from heterosexuality to bisexuality and probably slowly to full-blown homosexuality if I hang around you two long enough. You're the Emperor Palpetines to my Anakin Skywalker.

[Tommy]

You and Peter were both influentual in turning me from heterosexuality to bisexuality and probably slowly to full-blown homosexuality if I hang around you two long enough. You're the Emperor Palpetines to my Anakin Skywalker.
Ahh. I like to think I am the Gay Supervillian. It reminds of the time I totaly had sex with a guy like six months before he came out to me. Figure that one out...



(And of course it was bad sex...)

[The Dog]

Ahh. I like to think I am the Gay Supervillian. It reminds of the time I totaly had sex with a guy like six months before he came out to me. Figure that one out...



(And of course it was bad sex...)

Hey, maybe you and I can totally have sex, and then six months later I come out of the closet.

(And hopefully it won't be bad sex, it'll be good sex)

[Tommy]

Hey, maybe you and I can totally have sex, and then six months later I come out of the closet.

(And hopefully it won't be bad sex, it'll be good sex)
We could. If we knew where each other lived and got together. Which is something I have done a few times.

[The Dog]

We could. If we knew where each other lived and got together. Which is something I have done a few times.

Really now? We could find out where each other lived, get together, and have pointless, meaningless sex? And afterward we just go our seperate way, no strings attached?

Sounds like a perfect system to me.

[Tommy]

Really now? We could find out where each other lived, get together, and have pointless, meaningless sex? And afterward we just go our seperate way, no strings attached?

Sounds like a perfect system to me.
Well I hope we could be friends and have odd conversations here still.

[The Dog]

Well I hope we could be friends and have odd conversations here still.

Well of course we'd still be friends and have odd conversations inbetween posting hot guys.

And if the sex wasn't too bad, we could still get together ocassionally and have more pointless, meaningless sex.

[Tommy]

Well of course we'd still be friends and have odd conversations inbetween posting hot guys.

And if the sex wasn't too bad, we could still get together ocassionally and have more pointless, meaningless sex.
Exactly. We have pretty much turned this thread gayer than X-cres.

[The Dog]

Exactly. We have pretty much turned this thread gayer than X-cres.

YEAH! Take that X-cres! You thought you were the gay thread? Not anymore, because that title belongs to us, Downtown Khazan! WHOOO! We're the Gay Thread of CBR!...

I'm too excited about this thread being gayer than X-cres, aren't I?

[Tommy]

YEAH! Take that X-cres! You thought you were the gay thread? Not anymore, because that title belongs to us, Downtown Khazan! WHOOO! We're the Gay Thread of CBR!...

I'm too excited about this thread being gayer than X-cres, aren't I?
You are. I sense your embrace of your gay side. We are like a two man gay pride parade... Sometime I must tell some stories about me and the campus gays, now that I think of it.

[The Dog]

You are. I sense your embrace of your gay side. We are like a two man gay pride parade... Sometime I must tell some stories about me and the campus gays, now that I think of it.

Well, right now I'm embracing my gay side. Later on, I'm going to embrace my straight side. And then I'm going to embrace my gay side again. Etc. Etc.

Thus is my life as a bisexual.

[Tommy]

Well, right now I'm embracing my gay side. Later on, I'm going to embrace my straight side. And then I'm going to embrace my gay side again. Etc. Etc.

Thus is my life as a bisexual.
I am sticking to the man on man. I realize that most guys are total jerks, and sex so far has failed to live up to the hype, and dateing is like being beaten with a two-by-four, and what was I saying?

[The Dog]

I am sticking to the man on man. I realize that most guys are total jerks, and sex so far has failed to live up to the hype, and dateing is like being beaten with a two-by-four, and what was I saying?

Hell, man on girl is pretty much the same way, except that the other partner has tits. So when I finally decide to start dating instead of trying to solicit people over the internet, I'll have the joy of being beaten by two different kinds of two-by-fours.

[Guts/Batman]

Did this thread eat a thread while I was away?

[Miburohunter929]

Did this thread eat a thread while I was away?

Yep. Ate the manly vs effiminate thread, which turned into a thread about yaoi, and then a thread about porn for a quick second before it drifted into a thread about sexual orentation or something.

I dont know.

Probally more info then needed, but I'm bored.

[Guts/Batman]

Yep. Ate the manly vs effiminate thread, which turned into a thread about yaoi, and then a thread about porn for a quick second before it drifted into a thread about sexual orentation or something.

I dont know.

Probally more info then needed, but I'm bored.

Nah...works for me.

[Stretch Dude]

Sphincter. Sphincter.

PORN.

[The Dog]

Sphincter. Sphincter.

PORN.

PORN!? Where? Where's the porn?

[Miburohunter929]

Sphincter. Sphincter.

PORN.

My porn senses are tingling.

And no, you probally dont wanna know where the tingling is.

But your all smart boys and girls, so I think you can guess.

[Guts/Batman]

Other Guts: Have at thee Knights of Soap Operus! I am going to bring an army the likes of which you have never seen. I will bring war to you like none you have seen!

Hark the Angels sing, wrath shall be brought upon you like little toys! My gods will see you punished for your conquering ways!

Emporer Guts wakes up...

Damnit, Other Guts!

[Jaye]

Please vote for the winner of the Bows and Arrows Draw-Off (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=143176).

Thanks.

[Stretch Dude]

PORN!? Where? Where's the porn?

Here. Porn

There. Porn

Everywhere. Porn

[Stretch Dude]

My porn senses are tingling.

And no, you probally dont wanna know where the tingling is.

But your all smart boys and girls, so I think you can guess.

In your sphincter?

[Miburohunter929]

QUOTE=Stretch Dude]In your sphincter?[/QUOTE]

No, not my sphincter. But atleast your in the general area. But I have to admit, Sphincter Sense does sound pretty awesome as long as you dont think about it to much.

[Chou Blaster]

KHAZAN BATTLE! :D Who win?

Also:

-Who can get more poon
-Who can smoke more bongs in succession and continue posting coherently?
-Who makes the more wacky universe?
-WWIII: Each is given 6 months of prep to forge an army out of the CBR community. They then go to war. Who can gather more troops, and whose army prevails?
-Whose army is cuter?:D

Well as I am the Chou.

And Chou logic dicates I must be honest at all times, I willb e as honest as possible.

Khaazan fight: Err, Chou in this fight has the Powers of the itner Net fueling him, and Hulk Hogan's aura of Hulkmania. 80's Hulkmania.

Chou in this form, is multiverse destroying.

I mean Good Go dman, he killed the Pantheon.. The PANTHEON.

Chou looks at him, and explodes.

As for challenges:

Poon; Depend son verison of me.

Horny Teen CHou; Lose shorriblely.

Dating holly Chou; Gets mroe poon than Zack or Fonz,s eriously when I was dating, every damn girl was aimnig to ge tme, oand some of them worked.

Current: Ohh yes it works, he willh ave a good chance, but I rnack up points.

Bongs: Well in my expeirnce with weed is this:

It slows me down, and thus, allows me to type better. As my problem is a form of super speed, I just may win.

Wacky Universe; Well Miburo will probal yrule he universe with a Iron Fist.

I woul dmake a fun, aweosme universe in which all cna enjoy, and life will be a hellva lot better. Though rest assured, odd shit will happen.

*Hamesters rainnig from sky! T Rexes as Taxi Drivers!*

WW3: Well Munchin is Good friend swith mH, so err crap. But Chou is friends with Mr. T, "The Touch" Optimus Prime, and use sthe Spark of Awesome to make a army. A Army thhat tops them all.

- ALl Ultra men Ever

- All Disgaea crew

- All Star ocena char smaxed.

- ALl Transformers ever

- All Kamen Riders

- The A Team

- Marshal Matt Dillion on the Draw with Saint of killers guns.


Cuter Army:

And Army CHou will have Tusndae in her youth, Genaki in her Youth.

ALl female fighters from all Fighting games (That are well hawt in some form.)

And L Sama would probaly help out.


This is the Chou, and that's my piece.

[Eternal Torment]

In your sphincter?No, not my sphincter. But at least your in the general area. But I have to admit, Sphincter Sense does sound pretty awesome as long as you dont think about it to much.

This is one of the rare moments where I just can't say anything proper about this.

[Miburohunter929]

This is one of the rare moments where I just can't say anything proper about this.


All that means is I'm doing my job correctly.

....But I have to admit, this is the craziest convo I have ever been stuck in in the last 30 minutes.

[Ant Crown]

Well as I am the Chou.

And Chou logic dicates I must be honest at all times, I willb e as honest as possible.

Khaazan fight: Err, Chou in this fight has the Powers of the itner Net fueling him, and Hulk Hogan's aura of Hulkmania. 80's Hulkmania.

Chou in this form, is multiverse destroying.

I mean Good Go dman, he killed the Pantheon.. The PANTHEON.

Chou looks at him, and explodes.

As for challenges:

Poon; Depend son verison of me.

Horny Teen CHou; Lose shorriblely.

Dating holly Chou; Gets mroe poon than Zack or Fonz,s eriously when I was dating, every damn girl was aimnig to ge tme, oand some of them worked.

Current: Ohh yes it works, he willh ave a good chance, but I rnack up points.

Bongs: Well in my expeirnce with weed is this:

It slows me down, and thus, allows me to type better. As my problem is a form of super speed, I just may win.

Wacky Universe; Well Miburo will probal yrule he universe with a Iron Fist.

I woul dmake a fun, aweosme universe in which all cna enjoy, and life will be a hellva lot better. Though rest assured, odd shit will happen.

*Hamesters rainnig from sky! T Rexes as Taxi Drivers!*

WW3: Well Munchin is Good friend swith mH, so err crap. But Chou is friends with Mr. T, "The Touch" Optimus Prime, and use sthe Spark of Awesome to make a army. A Army thhat tops them all.

- ALl Ultra men Ever

- All Disgaea crew

- All Star ocena char smaxed.

- ALl Transformers ever

- All Kamen Riders

- The A Team

- Marshal Matt Dillion on the Draw with Saint of killers guns.


Cuter Army:

And Army CHou will have Tusndae in her youth, Genaki in her Youth.

ALl female fighters from all Fighting games (That are well hawt in some form.)

And L Sama would probaly help out.


This is the Chou, and that's my piece.

So says Chou Blaster who needs not the powers of the Pantheon as the Pantheon needs him.

[Eternal Torment]

All that means is I'm doing my job correctly.

....But I have to admit, this is the craziest convo I have ever been stuck in in the last 30 minutes.

I am tempted to sing the Great Mighty Poo's song from Conker's Bad Fur Day, but the lyrics would get me banned, so I would censor it.

[The MunchKING]

I'm betting on CHou...

And to make sure...

*sabotages Mibro*

[monolith_xyber]

KHAZAN BATTLE! :D Who win?

Also:

-Who can get more poon
-Who can smoke more bongs in succession and continue posting coherently?
-Who makes the more wacky universe?
-WWIII: Each is given 6 months of prep to forge an army out of the CBR community. They then go to war. Who can gather more troops, and whose army prevails?
-Whose army is cuter?:D

Congratulations, you've actually created a scenario in which I would root for Miburohunter. (MH can construct sentances which are correct in terms of spelling, grammar and punctuation. So he gets my vote.)

Go Miburohunter Go!!!

[Ant Crown]

Congratulations, you've actually created a scenario in which I would root for Miburohunter. (MH can construct sentances which are correct in terms of spelling, grammar and punctuation. So he gets my vote.)

Go Miburohunter Go!!!
Chou can't help it seriously.

[Stretch Dude]

This is one of the rare moments where I just can't say anything proper about this.

*punches faucet*

OUR WORK HERE IS DONE!

[monolith_xyber]

Chou can't help it seriously.

If you say so. Leaving that aside I'd still support Miburohunter as his rants contain an infinately lesser number of cliches.

And since Miburohunter has my support, and I can take all you feebs by myself anyway....

Miburo & Xyber massacre teh internets!!!

(Also we use biggs as an object to hit people with)

[Dalak]

If you say so. Leaving that aside I'd still support Miburohunter as his rants contain an infinately lesser number of cliches.

And since Miburohunter has my support, and I can take all you feebs by myself anyway....

Miburo & Xyber massacre teh internets!!!

(Also we use biggs as an object to hit people with)

Ahhh, but you lack the power of Manbeard, which the side of Chou and we allies have in abundance. You cannot fight We Who Are Powered By The Touch.

'TIL ALL ARE ONE!!

[The MunchKING]

KHAZAN BATTLE! :D Who win?

Also:

-Who can get more poon

Miburho would kill them first and claim it was beneeth him to get any.



-Who can smoke more bongs in succession and continue posting coherently?

Chou posts as coherently as he ever does, Mibro gets stoned and ends up running scared from random posters.

-Who makes the more wacky universe?

Chou. Mibro is just a jerk.

-WWIII: Each is given 6 months of prep to forge an army out of the CBR community. They then go to war. Who can gather more troops, and whose army prevails?

Chou acts less evil, so he can get more. Besides, I'll side with him. And I can draw the rabble tomy banner.
-Whose army is cuter?:D

Chou's definatly. On the off chance Mibro gets anyone, it'll probably trolls. I'll get Nemo and Sandman and a few others that are alot cuter than ugly trolls.

:D

[monolith_xyber]

Ahhh, but you lack the power of Manbeard, which the side of Chou and we allies have in abundance. You cannot fight We Who Are Powered By The Touch.

'TIL ALL ARE ONE!!

"Only one human captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."

[Ant Crown]

Ahhh, but you lack the power of Manbeard, which the side of Chou and we allies have in abundance. You cannot fight We Who Are Powered By The Touch.

'TIL ALL ARE ONE!!
Hell yeah...Not only that I'm powered with 'The Time is now'

[Dalak]

Hell yeah...Not only that I'm powered with 'The Time is now'

OT: Where have you been in the Pale RPG?

[Ant Crown]

OT: Where have you been in the Pale RPG?
Back in Chapter one...I just couldn't keep up with it all.

[Miburohunter929]

Miburho would kill them first and claim it was beneeth him to get any.

Chou posts as coherently as he ever does, Mibro gets stoned and ends up running scared from random posters.



Chou. Mibro is just a jerk.


Chou acts less evil, so he can get more. Besides, I'll side with him. And I can draw the rabble tomy banner.

Chou's definatly. On the off chance Mibro gets anyone, it'll probably trolls. I'll get Nemo and Sandman and a few others that are alot cuter than ugly trolls.

:D

....Okay you are technically correct, I would kill them and claim there are not worthy to sleep with one such as I. But I might give one a pity lay before I kill them.

Or maybe after, depending on how drunk I was at the time.

And besides, Evil is good. Well not good as in good, but good as in ...umm...something.

I'm with you on the smoking thing, since drinking is my forte. But I am totally not a jerk. I'm merely.....Okay, fuck it, I am a jerk. I like to drink the tears of children after I step on their favorite toy. I also thought the grinch was to merciful. If it was me, some houses would have been burned down, some people killed, and I would have wrote a new holiday song about it.

And I am fucking hot. I walk into a room and the temp goes up 100 degrees.

I'm betting on CHou...

And to make sure...

*sabotages Mibro*

God damnit, are you ever on my side? The fate of the universe could depend on you assisting me, and you probally would tie my shoe string together when I'm not looking, pee in my toilet in the miburocave and not flush and then laugh about it.

Just because.

[Ant Crown]

....Okay you are technically correct, I would kill them and claim there are not worthy to sleep with one such as I. But I might give one a pity lay before I kill them.

Or maybe after, depending on how drunk I was at the time.

And besides, Evil is good. Well not good as in good, but good as in ...umm...something.

I'm with you on the smoking thing, since drinking is my forte. But I am totally not a jerk. I'm merely.....Okay, fuck it, I am a jerk. I like to drink the tears of children after I step on their favorite toy. I also thought the grinch was to merciful. If it was me, some houses would have been burned down, some people killed, and I would have wrote a new holiday song about it.

And I am fucking hot. I walk into a room and the temp goes up 100 degrees.



God damnit, are you ever on my side? The fate of the universe could depend on you assisting me, and you probally would tie my shoe string together when I'm not looking, pee in my toilet in the miburocave and not flush and then laugh about it.

Just because.
That's just how he rolls...

[Len Ikari145]

God damnit, are you ever on my side?

Sure, I'm on your side, buddy. Here's a beer on me(then runs out of Miburo's house).

Miburo: (pulls the tab)

(seconds later a huge mushroom cloud that can only be produced by a nuclear explosion looms over where Miburo's crib once stood).

Payback's a bitch, Bastard.:evilsmile

[Chou Blaster]

That's enough!!!


:And punches himself, ni which he turns to dust, from the dust, emerges Chou's power source, the Spark of Awesome.:

Spark of Awesome: Til all are one!! :In which the most awesome songs play.:


:As then the Universe is coiled in a white, blinding light, asborbin gboth sides.:

Optimus; Again!?

Chuck Norris; Uh huh, just roll wit hit.


:And thus the new relaity was writtne, both sides, now at a bar, beign served by busty lady in rabbit drinks, and everyone on Earth is rich.. And all wars are foguht usingg gladitor battles with T Rex Pirates vs T Rex ninjas. And above all, all was right with the world.:

Chou: "Tis a beautiful world, a beautiful world indeed."

[Miburohunter929]

Sure, I'm on your side, buddy. Here's a beer on me(then runs out of Miburo's house).

Miburo:(pulls the tab)

(seconds later a huge mushroom cloud that can be caused produced by a nuclear explosion looms over where Miburo's crib once stood).

Payback's a bitch, Bastard.:evilsmile


Payback? If I remeber correctly, arnt you the one who tried to sacrifice me to L-sama?

I mean sure, we both know your pitiful attempt was nothing more than a pitiful failure, but still.

I showed mercy and allowed you to live in peace (disgraceful, I know)

Then I laugh at one incident at your misfoturne, that had nothing to do with me, and you blow up one of my many,many miburocribs?

What the hell is wrong with you?!?! I mean, I would like to think that someone blows up my house for something more than me laughing.

Vengence shall rain from the sky onto you pitiful doomed head! You shall not know a moments peace. It shall be nothing more than a fleeting memory. Your every waking moment will be filled with terror the likes of which this world has never seen! I shall bathe in your blood in my bathtub. Then I shall pee in the bathtub. And I'll figure out something equally stupid with the body.

But wait! There is a solution. Join me Len. I need warriors. Join me in my quest to do whatever it is this thread told me to do. I cant promise you fame, or adoration of the masses. But I can offer you this. Pain and suffering to your enemies, conquest and enslavement to those who displease you, and booze and women ( or men, I'm not sure anymore since you got paired up with that one dude during the manly v effiminate thread) on the house. maybe power if you play your cards right.

Oh. and casual fridays.
Think about it.

[Chou Blaster]

Payback? If I remeber correctly, arnt you the one who tried to sacrifice me to L-sama?

I mean sure, we both know your pitiful attempt was nothing more than a pitiful failure, but still.

I showed mercy and allowed you to live in peace (disgraceful, I know)

Then I laugh at one incident at your misfoturne, that had nothing to do with me, and you blow up one of my many,many miburocribs?

What the hell is wrong with you?!?! I mean, I would like to think that someone blows up my house for something more than me laughing.

Vengence shall rain from the sky onto you pitiful doomed head! You shall not know a moments peace. It shall be nothing more than a fleeting memory. Your every waking moment will be filled with terror the likes of which this world has never seen! I shall bathe in your blood in my bathtub. Then I shall pee in the bathtub. And I'll figure out something equally stupid with the body.

But wait! There is a solution. Join me Len. I need warriors. Join me in my quest to do whatever it is this thread told me to do. I cant promise you fame, or adoration of the masses. But I can offer you this. Pain and suffering to your enemies, conquest and enslavement to those who displease you, and booze and women ( or men, I'm not sure anymore since you got paired up with that one dude during the manly v effiminate thread) on the house. maybe power if you play your cards right.

Oh. and casual fridays.
Think about it.

I just rewrote reality into a paradise for us guys.



So quit your attacks and promises of doing bad stuff, or I am going to hit you so hard, I am knockni gyou, and your family tree out of the time line.

Okay? :evilsmile

[Super Samurai]

And all was normal in Khazan...

By 'normal' I mean crazy, disgusting, violent, and making absolutely no sense whatsoever.

[Miburohunter929]

I just rewrote reality into a paradise for us guys.



So quit your attacks and promises of doing bad stuff, or I am going to hit you so hard, I am knockni gyou, and your family tree out of the time line.

Okay? :evilsmile


Please. I knocked my family out of the timeline years ago and Into another dimesion. Theres a reason you only see The 929th miburohunter and not numbers 1-928.

Because I beat there asses and sent them to the other side.

And One of muchys buddys sent me out of existance before...Okay actually it was a miburobot, but still.

Besides, paradise is overrated. I cant inflict pain and suffering on a place filled with happines. Okay, I can, but knowing my luck, its one of those places where they are somehow immune to violence or something.


And I thought a man such as yourself would appriciate the finer arts of vengence and "Persuasion"

Oh wait. Your not one of those "Good guys" are you?

I swear, This place really need more bad guys, even I (As freakishly awesome as I am) cant Handle odds such as these. Actually I can, but I am way to lazy.

Honestly, I am gonna have to do some serious recruiting.

[Chou Blaster]

Please. I knocked my family out of the timeline years ago and Into another dimesion. Theres a reason you only see The 929th miburohunter and not numbers 1-928.

Because I beat there asses and sent them to the other side.

And One of muchys buddys sent me out of existance before...Okay actually it was a miburobot, but still.

Besides, paradise is overrated. I cant inflict pain and suffering on a place filled with happines. Okay, I can, but knowing my luck, its one of those places where they are somehow immune to violence or something.


And I thought a man such as yourself would appriciate the finer arts of vengence and "Persuasion"

Oh wait. Your not one of those "Good guys" are you?

I swear, This place really need more bad guys, even I (As freakishly awesome as I am) cant Handle odds such as these. Actually I can, but I am way to lazy.

Honestly, I am gonna have to do some serious recruiting.


:As he then sees his soul, and well destroys miburo's body and soul, annihalting his very existence.:

"Riggggggght.. Good bad/ I prefer to make things better."

:as he then flies up to Monolith.:

"And I do not like you either."

:As he then smashes his head off SBP style.:

[Ant Crown]

Please. I knocked my family out of the timeline years ago and Into another dimesion. Theres a reason you only see The 929th miburohunter and not numbers 1-928.

Because I beat there asses and sent them to the other side.

And One of muchys buddys sent me out of existance before...Okay actually it was a miburobot, but still.

Besides, paradise is overrated. I cant inflict pain and suffering on a place filled with happines. Okay, I can, but knowing my luck, its one of those places where they are somehow immune to violence or something.


And I thought a man such as yourself would appriciate the finer arts of vengence and "Persuasion"

Oh wait. Your not one of those "Good guys" are you?

I swear, This place really need more bad guys, even I (As freakishly awesome as I am) cant Handle odds such as these. Actually I can, but I am way to lazy.

Honestly, I am gonna have to do some serious recruiting.

Survey Says....STONE COLD STUNNER* Ant then gives one to Miburo* Quick Guys...SAY NO TO MIBUROHUNTER929!

[Miburohunter929]

:As he then sees his soul, and well destroys miburo's body and soul, annihalting his very existence.:

"Riggggggght.. Good bad/ I prefer to make things better."

:as he then flies up to Monolith.:

"And I do not like you either."

:As he then smashes his head off SBP style.:

Killed my Miburobot. Havnt you learned anything?!? It is Always A miburobot! Besides, I never ever keep my soul with my body, and I have a large amount of clones hidden all over the world.

And You hurt my feelings, I thought we were friends and you try to destroy me?!?

Thats why I voted for the other guy as Internet lord!

[Miburohunter929]

Survey Says....STONE COLD STUNNER* Ant then gives one to Miburo* Quick Guys...SAY NO TO MIBUROHUNTER929!

You make me sound like I'm a god damned drug. Which is good, because drugs are popular, so Someone will join me just to see what its like, then they wont be able to escape. I'm addicting like that.

Awesome.

[Len Ikari145]

Payback? If I remeber correctly, arnt you the one who tried to sacrifice me to L-sama?

I mean sure, we both know your pitiful attempt was nothing more than a pitiful failure, but still.

I showed mercy and allowed you to live in peace (disgraceful, I know)

Then I laugh at one incident at your misfoturne, that had nothing to do with me, and you blow up one of my many,many miburocribs?

What the hell is wrong with you?!?! I mean, I would like to think that someone blows up my house for something more than me laughing.

Vengence shall rain from the sky onto you pitiful doomed head! You shall not know a moments peace. It shall be nothing more than a fleeting memory. Your every waking moment will be filled with terror the likes of which this world has never seen! I shall bathe in your blood in my bathtub. Then I shall pee in the bathtub. And I'll figure out something equally stupid with the body.

But wait! There is a solution. Join me Len. I need warriors. Join me in my quest to do whatever it is this thread told me to do. I cant promise you fame, or adoration of the masses. But I can offer you this. Pain and suffering to your enemies, conquest and enslavement to those who displease you, and booze and women ( or men, I'm not sure anymore since you got paired up with that one dude during the manly v effiminate thread) on the house. maybe power if you play your cards right.

Oh. and casual fridays.
Think about it.

Mmmm, Your offer intrigues me.

Wait, no it doesn't. It sounds rather mediocre and trivial.

You're basically offering me what I already do about every thirty seconds of my life out of sheer boredom; how trite. I would normally make someone like Nemo experience horrors that would make anything seen in Lovecraftian novels look like something out of innocent preschooler's imagination for her transgression of putting me in any kind of Yaoi coupling(I don't care how effeminate they are; I'll take melons over sausage anyday). Her aura of cuteness/niceness and being a rare case of normalcy around her are the only things that shield her from my wrath(because let's face it: Most of this site is comprised of psychos).

And I say again about the sacrifice case: YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW SLEEP IN IT! You shouldn't have pissed off the gods! More importantly, you shouldn't have been around at that time or I would have used Ant(as I do for most of plots that involve his death somehow).

[Ant Crown]

Mmmm, Your offer intrigues me.

Wait, no it doesn't. It sounds rather mediocre and trivial.

You're basically offering me what I already do about every thirty seconds of my life out of sheer boredom; how trite. I would normally make someone like Nemo experience horrors that would make anything seen in Lovecraftian novels look like something out of innocent preschooler's imagination for her transgression of putting me in any kind of Yaoi coupling(I don't care how effeminate they are; I'll take melons over sausage anyday). Her aura of cuteness/niceness and being a rare case of normalcy around her are the only things that shield her from my wrath(because let's face it: Most of this site is comprised of psychos).

And I say again about the sacrifice case: YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW SLEEP IN IT! You shouldn't have pissed off the gods! More importantly, you shouldn't have been around at that time or I would have used Ant(as I do for most of plots that involve his death somehow).

RHAT?

Why are you planning my death?

I consider you friend.

[Miburohunter929]

Mmmm, Your offer intrigues me.

Wait, no it doesn't. It sounds rather mediocre and trivial.

You're basically offering me what I already do about every thirty seconds of my life out of sheer boredom; how trite. I would normally make someone like Nemo experience horrors that would make anything seen in Lovecraftian novels look like something out of innocent preschooler's imagination for her transgression of putting me in any kind of Yaoi coupling(I don't care how effeminate they are; I'll take melons over sausage anyday). Her aura of cuteness/niceness and being a rare case of normalcy around her are the only things that shield her from my wrath(because let's face it: Most of this site is comprised of psychos).

And I say again about the sacrifice case: YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW SLEEP IN IT! You shouldn't have pissed off the gods! More importantly, you shouldn't have been around at that time or I would have used Ant(as I do for most of plots that involve his death somehow).

....Made my bed? I didnt do anything! I mean sure, If you define existing as somehow wronging you in some way, sure. But if thats the case you should be sacrificing like a billon people a day.

Oh. Are you talking about when I farted in L-sama And TOAA's general direction while they were eating in a poorly ventilated room? Ah.

And besides, I could have sworn we already covered that. I offened them, you tried to sacrifice me. We should have been even. but then you blow up my awesome house for no reason! I thought you were a hero. But I guess I was wrong:(

And you showed her mercy? Bitch. Mercy is for the weak and small children. Sure, shes nice and all, but your reputation must be upkept! Now instead of the badass you are, your that guy who got paired up with that other guy who looked like a girl. I mean, you can still be badass but I'll still make fun of you for no reason other than I know you hate it.

I mean for heavens sakes, not even a light maiming?

And after I offer my hand of friendship, you reject me like A cheerleader rejects the captain of the glee club?

I'm hurt.

[Len Ikari145]

RHAT?

Why are you planning my death?

I consider you friend.

As do I.

That's why I resurrect you and wipe your mind clean of each incident.:D

[Miburohunter929]

RHAT?

Why are you planning my death?

I consider you friend.

God damnit, am I the only one who lacks friends here.

When I take over this planet, having friends will be a crime punishable by death and extreme toture.

All I have are Henchmen (Biggs, gez), temporary allies (Monolith) and things that want me dead (Everyone else.)

Screw you guys! I'll make my own friend! and he shall be the best ever! Better than all your god damned friends, thats for sure!

[The MunchKING]

....Okay you are technically correct, I would kill them and claim there are not worthy to sleep with one such as I. But I might give one a pity lay before I kill them.

Or maybe after, depending on how drunk I was at the time.

And you wonder why people oppose you...

And besides, Evil is good. Well not good as in good, but good as in ...umm...something.

"Fun" is the word your searching desperatly for, my illiterate freind.

I'm with you on the smoking thing, since drinking is my forte. But I am totally not a jerk. I'm merely.....Okay, fuck it, I am a jerk. I like to drink the tears of children after I step on their favorite toy. I also thought the grinch was to merciful. If it was me, some houses would have been burned down, some people killed, and I would have wrote a new holiday song about it.

Your making the "rally people to Chou" thing a WHOLE lot easier you know...

And I am fucking hot. I walk into a room and the temp goes up 100 degrees.

Good thing I'm wearing flame absorbing armour. ;)

God damnit, are you ever on my side? The fate of the universe could depend on you assisting me, and you probally would tie my shoe string together when I'm not looking, pee in my toilet in the miburocave and not flush and then laugh about it.

Just because.


Nah, if the FATE OF THE WORLD depended on it, I would Deign to allow you to work for me. For Slave's wages of course.

[Chou Blaster]

God damnit, am I the only one who lacks friends here.

When I take over this planet, having friends will be a crime punishable by death and extreme toture.

All I have are Henchmen (Biggs, gez), temporary allies (Monolith) and things that want me dead (Everyone else.)

Screw you guys! I'll make my own friend! and he shall be the best ever! Better than all your god damned friends, thats for sure!


Err, I do no tevne know who you are. A syo ushowe dup in my Exile.

And in any case, you sound liek munchy, just less fun.

[Ant Crown]

As do I.

That's why I resurrect you and wipe your mind clean of each incident.:D
Ok....

So...How many times had you killed me?

[Miburohunter929]

Err, I do no tevne know who you are. A syo ushowe dup in my Exile.

And in any case, you sound liek munchy, just less fun.


Eh, I can understand. I never even knew you existed until I somehow ended up being involved into a contest of one-upsmanship with you.

And no, Munch is the good guy, I am the evil guy.

He saves puppies, I feed them to the elderly. He stops the comet from destroying earth, I'm the guy who set them on that course in the first place.

And Evil is not meant to be "Fun". Its an art, a path of self expression.

Evil is my anti-drug.

[Len Ikari145]

Ok....

So...How many times had you killed me?

Not many. Just 17.:p

[The MunchKING]

And no, Munch is the good guy, I am the evil guy.

I'll have you know I have been evil before.

He saves puppies, I feed them to the elderly. He stops the comet from destroying earth, I'm the guy who set them on that course in the first place.

Well duh. I live here. The last person to trash my summer house... Welll let's just say World War three was stopped over night because of it...

And Evil is not meant to be "Fun". Its an art, a path of self expression.

Evil is my anti-drug.

Bah Evil is supposed to be LIKE drugs. something you do for the fun and the high of it. If your not having fun being evil, what's the point?? You like jail food or something?

[Chou Blaster]

Eh, I can understand. I never even knew you existed until I somehow ended up being involved into a contest of one-upsmanship with you.

And no, Munch is the good guy, I am the evil guy.

He saves puppies, I feed them to the elderly. He stops the comet from destroying earth, I'm the guy who set them on that course in the first place.

And Evil is not meant to be "Fun". Its an art, a path of self expression.

Evil is my anti-drug.


I see.

Ad I like to play as God, with some leaning to benevolence.

I ahv ehad my ba dmoments, but I split mysle fin two, Good half, and Bad..

And well.. ;Punches hole in Reality, ou tcomes a 12 foot tall, blakc metallci skinned rpetile monster.:

Good Chou: Bad Chou! This guy think's he is more evil!

Bad CHou: WHAT!? RAGH!!!!!!!

:As it wle leap sonto Miburo, an dwlel smashes him a good 3 mile sinot the Earth, with a crater about twenty miles wide.:

(Chou, the Sentry of CBR, just no mind blanking, and more personality.)

[Miburohunter929]

And you wonder why people oppose you...



"Fun" is the word your searching desperatly for, my illiterate freind.



Your making the "rally people to Chou" thing a WHOLE lot easier you know...



Good thing I'm wearing flame absorbing armour. ;)




Nah, if the FATE OF THE WORLD depended on it, I would Deign to allow you to work for me. For Slave's wages of course.

No....Not fun. Nice would be a closer word. Evil and destruction are nice and pleasant. Like drinking tea infront of a babbling brook, or waking up late on a slow sunday mourning, or blowing up a town because some girl looked at you in a way that displeased you.

Pleasant.

And I dont see why people oppose me. I have alot of great ideas for the betterment of society....I wont go into them right now, but they are awesome.

And finally, see if I ever work with you. Slaves dont even get wages and you know it! Screw the world anyhow, I probally was going to blow it up anyway if I failed to take it over!

[Ant Crown]

Not many. Just 17.:p
Damn...I was expecting More like 100.

[Miburohunter929]

I'll have you know I have been evil before.



Well duh. I live here. The last person to trash my summer house... Welll let's just say World War three was stopped over night because of it...



Bah Evil is supposed to be LIKE drugs. something you do for the fun and the high of it. If your not having fun being evil, what's the point?? You like jail food or something?

Wait, you get to be evil and everyone loves you, yet when I do it, everyone and their mother wants to send me to vahalla? God damnit, I hate you so much right now!

And I dont do evil for fun. I do it because I must. Evil runs in through my veins. It's a compulsion. Fun and boredom play no part in my actions. My mind and body tell me that I need to do it. Evil Is like oxygen. Or booze and concubines depending on you alignment.

And evil is merely the path I take to my true goal. Conquest. I desire to bend all living things to my will. To have them worship me as if I was a god. To have the masses tremble in terror just be hearing my name alone. To kill each other in my honor. Have them sacrifice their first born in my honor and fight and die by a word from my mouth.

And of course, pillage, plunder, ravage and all that good stuff.

Evil is like drinking water. I do it because I have to. Conquest is like sleeping with some really hot chick. I do it because I really, really, want to.

or something like that.

[Chou Blaster]

No....Not fun. Nice would be a closer word. Evil and destruction are nice and pleasant. Like drinking tea infront of a babbling brook, or waking up late on a slow sunday mourning, or blowing up a town because some girl looked at you in a way that displeased you.

Pleasant.

And I dont see why people oppose me. I have alot of great ideas for the betterment of society....I wont go into them right now, but they are awesome.

And finally, see if I ever work with you. Slaves dont even get wages and you know it! Screw the world anyhow, I probally was going to blow it up anyway if I failed to take it over!


And you ownder why ypeopel dssitrust you?

You make it clear you want to enslave or to destroy tihs world.

While I would safe it, an dturn it into a slice of Heaven. Heaven! A stat eof being ni which conflicts would b emenaingless.

And bieng evil is like a drug, for it is desturctive in Nature.. Henc ewhy I split my two halves.

[Miburohunter929]

And you ownder why ypeopel dssitrust you?

You make it clear you want to enslave or to destroy tihs world.

While I would safe it, an dturn it into a slice of Heaven. Heaven! A stat eof being ni which conflicts would b emenaingless.

And bieng evil is like a drug, for it is desturctive in Nature.. Henc ewhy I split my two halves.

Hey, atleast I'm honest! Dosnt that count for something?

And okay, you raise a point. I can see why people choose to distrust me. I should thank you. You made me realize that the people will never trust me. I should focus my efforts on making them Fear me!

I bet they shall be much more willing with explosives attached to their testicles, and me holding the worlds supply of porn ransom.....okay, even I wouldnt go that far, but still (or maybe I would....)

I really appriciate your help on this. I know you want me dead and yada yada yada, but still.

[Chou Blaster]

Well atleast you got something out of this.

But yeah, I rather have trust on my side.

Then again, it looks like we are almost mirrors of each other.

BTW: We lvo emunch, because even when evil, he only pwns/goes bad if you tried chalenging him first.

You, do no tgive it a break.

[Miburohunter929]

Well atleast you got something out of this.

But yeah, I rather have trust on my side.

Then again, it looks like we are almost mirrors of each other.

BTW: We lvo emunch, because even when evil, he only pwns/goes bad if you tried chalenging him first.

You, do no tgive it a break.


I prefer to think of it as dedication. Persistance always has been one of my better qualities.

But It looks like I'll have to start an underground hidden cult of EVIL (tm) since the good on this board is to vast in both quality and quanity. I'm sure atleast one or two rumblers walk the same path as I. But they are blinded by the light.

Well atleast Until I manage to convince munch to join the dark side, but thats another story for another day.

Or convince evil Chou to work with me *cue ominous theme music*

[Len Ikari145]

....Made my bed? I didnt do anything! I mean sure, If you define existing as somehow wronging you in some way, sure. But if thats the case you should be sacrificing like a billon people a day.

Oh. Are you talking about when I farted in L-sama And TOAA's general direction while they were eating in a poorly ventilated room? Ah.

And it caused multiversal entities to come to our door, and nearly wipe us out.

And besides, I could have sworn we already covered that. I offened them, you tried to sacrifice me. We should have been even. but then you blow up my awesome house for no reason! I thought you were a hero. But I guess I was wrong:(

It seems our definitions of equality differ. You mock me and my situation; I blow up real estate or relatives; not out of malice or pettiness, it's just evening the scales is all. Since I have already done the former, NOW we're even and can go about life as per usual:D

And you showed her mercy? Bitch. Mercy is for the weak and small children. Sure, shes nice and all, but your reputation must be upkept! Now instead of the badass you are, your that guy who got paired up with that other guy who looked like a girl. I mean, you can still be badass but I'll still make fun of you for no reason other than I know you hate it.

My reputation? My reputation involves doing whatever the hell I want, when I want. I don't need an image; if I felt like roasting a puppy, saving a girl from and doing her as compensation; etc it's all out of a whim.

As long as *I* know that their measly existences all teeter on whatever mood I'm in, I need no other satisfaction

I mean for heavens sakes, not even a light maiming?

And after I offer my hand of friendship, you reject me like A cheerleader rejects the captain of the glee club?

I'm hurt.

Well, I'm now officially over my psycho-dickness high. I can now return to the peculiar, yet lovable Len you all know and worship(or simply loathe and tolerate, I honestly can't tell:p ). Man, I didn't know it was so hard being evil.:)

[Chou Blaster]

I prefer to think of it as dedication. Persistance always has been one of my better qualities.

But It looks like I'll have to start an underground hidden cult of EVIL (tm) since the good on this board is to vast in both quality and quanity. I'm sure atleast one or two rumblers walk the same path as I. But they are blinded by the light.

Well atleast Until I manage to convince munch to join the dark side, but thats another story for another day.

Or convince evil Chou to work with me *cue ominous theme music*


Evil Chou is like Hulk, with joker's chaotic mind.

He is hi sowwn side, whenever he wants to be.. Spekaing of which.

:Tosses him bakc into alternative dimension.: ANd too big of a risk.

[Guts/Batman]

Lord Chou...

Chou's incoherentness is almost too much for Emporer Guts to cope with. Other Guts though gets it fine...

[Miburohunter929]

My reputation? My reputation involves doing whatever the hell I want, when I want. I don't need an image; if I felt like roasting a puppy, saving a girl from and doing her as compensation; etc it's all out of a whim.

Well, I'm now officially over my psycho-dickness high. I can now return to the peculiar, yet lovable Len you all know and worship(or simply loathe and tolerate, I honestly can't tell:p ). Man, I didn't know it was so hard being evil.:)

You know, you would make a great villian. I didnt know we were so much alike in that aspect.

To bad your default setting is nice guy...oh well, I'll find a second in command one day....I wonder if biggs will take the job...

And I'll pass on that offer then chou. Last thing I need is an angry crazy smashy thing that wants to touture me because I was five minutes late to our business meeting.

[The MunchKING]

Wait, you get to be evil and everyone loves you, yet when I do it, everyone and their mother wants to send me to vahalla? God damnit, I hate you so much right now!

What can i say. It was the sanity thing...

And I dont do evil for fun. I do it because I must. Evil runs in through my veins. It's a compulsion. Fun and boredom play no part in my actions. My mind and body tell me that I need to do it. Evil Is like oxygen. Or booze and concubines depending on you alignment.

Ah... well then your an adict!! We can get you set up on some re-hab....

And evil is merely the path I take to my true goal. Conquest. I desire to bend all living things to my will. To have them worship me as if I was a god. To have the masses tremble in terror just be hearing my name alone. To kill each other in my honor. Have them sacrifice their first born in my honor and fight and die by a word from my mouth.

Oh now your just being mellodramatic.

And of course, pillage, plunder, ravage and all that good stuff.

Rember MunchKING's Rules for Would be Pillagers: Rule 1: Loot THEN burn.

You'd be amazed how many n00bs f'k that one up.
Evil is like drinking water. I do it because I have to. Conquest is like sleeping with some really hot chick. I do it because I really, really, want to.

or something like that.

Well I do know a good rehab, if you want to give it up...

[Anthony Johanson]

Lord Chou...

Chou's incoherentness is almost too much for Emporer Guts to cope with. Other Guts though gets it fine...

*looks at sig* Don't tell me you took over my empire.

[Guts/Batman]

*looks at sig* Don't tell me you took over my empire.

Nah...

You still have an empire. I've just be reclaiming my former land and Phrozen's land. As well as planets for my empire. Stretch Dude, the Mad Lunar Knight, has been very helpful in this mission.

[Eternal Torment]

Nah...

You still have an empire. I've just be reclaiming my former land and Phrozen's land. As well as planets for my empire. Stretch Dude, the Mad Lunar Knight, has been very helpful in this mission.

Oh sure, don't mention the guy who helped conquer a galaxy far, far away.

[Guts/Batman]

Oh sure, don't mention the guy who helped conquer a galaxy far, far away.

You did help as well. I wasn't quite aware that you were under me. I thought you were more of an ally. A lone wolf.

Sorry if you felt slighted. But it's not like I mentioned my chief torturer Sean.

[Eternal Torment]

You did help as well. I wasn't quite aware that you were under me. I thought you were more of an ally. A lone wolf.

Sorry if you felt slighted. But it's not like I mentioned my chief torturer Sean.

You are right. I'm just an ally. But I feel that every poster who helped you in reclaiming your empire or keep it running deserve a mention. After all, kicking ass is what we do best.

[Guts/Batman]

True. I can't disagree with that.

Those who have helped me:

Sir Stretch Dude, the Mad Lunar Knight
Eternal Torment, ally of the Empire of Khazan
Sean, my cheif torturer

The Dog, whom I send torterees to.
Mr. Sandman, where The Dog's torturees go to when he is done with them

[Anthony Johanson]

Nah...

You still have an empire. I've just be reclaiming my former land and Phrozen's land. As well as planets for my empire. Stretch Dude, the Mad Lunar Knight, has been very helpful in this mission.

Hmm... that would equate to a bit of my land, but I guess I still have alot of dimensions left.

[Stretch Dude]

After all, kicking ass is what we do best.

The Empire of Khazan: The leaders in ass-kicking for the past X0 years.

[Tommy]

Halla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Len Ikari145]

Damn...I was expecting More like 100.

Who do think I am, Superdick?:D

[Eternal Torment]

The Empire of Khazan: The leaders in ass-kicking for the past X0 years.

More like the undisputed asskickers of all time.

[Tommy]

If you have an ass I'll kick it!

[Super Samurai]

If you have an ass I'll kick it!

I'll know who to call if I ever need an asskicking.

[Stretch Dude]

If you have an ass I'll kick it!

Soon I will possess the power of THE JAWBONE OF AN ASS!!

(God, that bit was funny. P&tB rocks.)

[Stretch Dude]

I'll know who to call if I ever need an asskicking.

The Teen Ghost Titanbusters?

[Tommy]

The Teen Ghost Titanbusters?
Is their theme song by two Japanese girls?

[Eternal Torment]

Is their theme song by two Japanese girls?

Two Japanese crossdressing men.

[Tommy]

Two Japanese crossdressing men.
Ahh. I hear their drummer is a tentical monster.

[Stretch Dude]

Is their theme song by two Japanese girls?

Two Japanese crossdressing female clones of Ray Parker Jr.

[Eternal Torment]

Ahh. I hear their drummer is a tentical monster.

And the bassist is an evil Japanese clone of Kramer.

[Tommy]

And the bassist is an evil Japanese clone of Kramer.
Most things from Japan are evil I have found. They are just full of monsters and demons and aliens.

[Eternal Torment]

Most things from Japan are evil I have found. They are just full of monsters and demons and aliens.

They've made evil Japanese clones of everything. It's like Bizarro World, except everything is Japanese and they don't have backwards logic.

[Guts/Batman]

Ahh. I hear their drummer is a tentical monster.

And tentical monsters are good...

*Sends Sir Stretch Dude, the Mad Lunar Knight, to get tentical monsters for Khazan's intergalactic army*

My knight, you shall get me an army of tentical monsters 100 millions strong. Do not come back until you have it!

[Stretch Dude]

And tentical monsters are good...

*Sends Sir Stretch Dude, the Mad Lunar Knight, to get tentical monsters for Khazan's intergalactic army*

My knight, you shall get me an army of tentical monsters 100 millions strong. Do not come back until you have it!

Yes, my Emperor!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!

[Eternal Torment]

I'm equipping the Ersatz Legion with BFGs and bolters.

[Tommy]

Who wants a BLT?

[Stretch Dude]

Who wants a BLT?

Dude, I'm in Japan. I'm already up to my armpits in Boobs, Lesbians, and Tentacles, and I've had more than my fill of the latter. (The first two, of course, one can never have enough of.)

I have already "recruited" 70 million tentacle monsters for the Imperial Intergalactic Army of Khazan! I shall have another 50 million by midnight.

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!

[Tommy]

Japan is no match for Germany. I have recruited an army of David Hasselhoff robots for the cause.

[Tommy]

I'm all alone...

[The Dog]

I'm all alone...

I'm even more all alone than you are. So there.:p...

Wait, if I'm alone, who am I talking to? :confused:

[Tommy]

I'm even more all alone than you are. So there.:p...

Wait, if I'm alone, who am I talking to? :confused:
The voices in your head.

[The Dog]

The voices in your head.

Really? Hi voices in my head! You seem to be a lot like my frien Tommy. Wait, is CBR really a figment of my imagination? Am I really just sitting in front of a broken computer, PRETENDING I'm typing and posting on this forum?

Or what if... what if my entire life has been an illusion, a figment of some being's imagination.

[Tommy]

Really? Hi voices in my head! You seem to be a lot like my frien Tommy. Wait, is CBR really a figment of my imagination? Am I really just sitting in front of a broken computer, PRETENDING I'm typing and posting on this forum?

Or what if... what if my entire life has been an illusion, a figment of some being's imagination.
Well if I am a crazy voice in your head... then kill Ronald Regan and Jodie Foster will sleep with you.

[The Dog]

Well if I am a crazy voice in your head... then kill Ronald Regan and Jodie Foster will sleep with you.

But Regan's already dead, and it wasn't my fault, because I haven't slept with Jodie Foster yet. And I don't want to sleep with Jodie Foster anyways. You'll have to do better than that, crazy voice in my head Tommy.

[The Dog]

Damn crazyness, making me double-post!

[Tommy]

But Regan's already dead, and it wasn't my fault, because I haven't slept with Jodie Foster yet. And I don't want to sleep with Jodie Foster anyways. You'll have to do better than that, crazy voice in my head Tommy.
Allright... kill Brittney Spears and I might let you watch The Hole.

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, my Emperor!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!

*Makes plans for Intergalactic conquest of the next galaxy*

[The Dog]

Allright... kill Brittney Spears and I might let you watch The Hole.

So, I've got to close enough to Britney Spears, K-Fed, and their mutant hellspawn to kill her, and all I get is the chance to MAYBE watch a gay porno.

You're knew at this, aren't you crazy voice in my head Tommy?

[Anthony Johanson]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!

*Makes plans for Intergalactic conquest of the next galaxy*

I may want to make an alliance with you, to stop pointless bloodshed.

[Guts/Batman]

I may want to make an alliance with you, to stop pointless bloodshed.

Pointless bloodshed?

Pointless bloodshed is what we are about...:D

[Tommy]

So, I've got to close enough to Britney Spears, K-Fed, and their mutant hellspawn to kill her, and all I get is the chance to MAYBE watch a gay porno.

You're knew at this, aren't you crazy voice in my head Tommy?
I speak a language of subtlety.

[Super Samurai]

I wonder what you guys will do for fun once all the galaxies are conquered?

[Tommy]

I wonder what you guys will do for fun once all the galaxies are conquered?
Blow them up and move on to a new universe.

[Guts/Batman]

Blow them up and move on to a new universe.

Exactly what I was going to say.