Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Sean McClain]

What? The Duragizer Hare gets Jamaican Colours?
What? No, more something along the line of Paul Bunyan qualifying for a boat loan.

[Eternal Torment]

What? No, more something along the line of Paul Bunyan qualifying for a boat loan.

But didn't he already make a deal with Geico? You know they won't let you back out of that commitment.

[Sean McClain]

But didn't he already make a deal with Geico? You know they won't let you back out of that commitment.
What are a gecko and some poorly-drawn spies going to do to Paul Bunyan if he decides to chop America in half?

[Eternal Torment]

What are a gecko and some poorly-drawn spies going to do to Paul Bunyan if he decides to chop America in half?

That's a good point. But why would paul Bunyan chop America in half?

[Sean McClain]

That's a good point. But why would paul Bunyan chop America in half?
So he could use the bottom half as a surfboard for when he raids Japan to fight Gamera, UltraSeven, and Ultimate DaiBouken.

[Eternal Torment]

So he could use the bottom half as a surfboard for when he raids Japan to fight Gamera, UltraSeven, and Ultimate DaiBouken.

We have to stop him! He's going to piss Godzilla off! And think of what would happen if Z-Ton awakens!

[Sean McClain]

We have to stop him! He's going to piss Godzilla off! And think of what would happen if Z-Ton awakens!
Someone's getting a Gattai Bitchsmack.

[Eternal Torment]

Someone's getting a Gattai Bitchsmack.

And it won't be me.

[Stretch Dude]

*Flying Crowns descend from the sky and vaporize Stretch's house with regal death-beams.*

Happy?

*reflects the death-beams back at the Flying Crowns, vaporizing them*

Why, yes. Yes I am.

[Sean McClain]

And it won't be me.
*Wolzard Fire teleports in from nowhere, walks up to Eternal Torment, and slaps him in the face with the back of his hand, knocking ET to the floor. He then turns and teleports away*

He was just warming up.

[Eternal Torment]

*Wolzard Fire teleports in from nowhere, walks up to Eternal Torment, and slaps him in the face with the back of his hand, knocking ET to the floor. He then turns and teleports away*

He was just warming up.

*gets up* What are you so supportive of Paul Bunyan reaming America?

[Guts/Batman]

*Pulls Earth up beside Jupiter and begins colonization of Jupiter*

[Guts/Batman]

*The Energizer and Duracell energies clash inside the reactor, merging with the bunny to form a dark and evil lifeform: The Duragizer Hare.*

Happy?

*After stopping, gets rid of the lstrange new lifeform* What the Fuck was that?

[Guts/Batman]

*The Energizer and Duracell energies clash inside the reactor, merging with the bunny to form a dark and evil lifeform: The Duragizer Hare.*

Happy?

*After stopping, gets rid of the lstrange new lifeform* What the Fuck was that?

[Eternal Torment]

*After stopping, gets rid of the lstrange new lifeform* What the Fuck was that?

A chapter of CBR history best left untouched.

[Guts/Batman]

A chapter of CBR history best left untouched.

*Looked at the lifeform*

You seem to be right...

[Eternal Torment]

*Looked at the lifeform*

You seem to be right...

This is the bastard son of the Energizer Bunny and the Duracell Bunny! Apparently, the Energizer Bunny just kept on going and going and going....

[Guts/Batman]

This is the bastard son of the Energizer Bunny and the Duracell Bunny! Apparently, the Energizer Bunny just kept on going and going and going....

He probably has a happy girlfriend...

[Guts/Batman]

*Shoots the taco army at the bunny to distract it*

[Eternal Torment]

*Shoots the taco army at the bunny to distract it*

Didn't you already kill it?

[Guts/Batman]

Didn't you already kill it?

The Bunny? No, I'm busy colonizing Jupiter. I'm just keeping it distracted and full with Taco Bell hard shell tacos. I just hope we are done by the time the tacos run through his system...

[Eternal Torment]

The Bunny? No, I'm busy colonizing Jupiter. I'm just keeping it distracted and full with Taco Bell hard shell tacos. I just hope we are done by the time the tacos run through his system...

*teleports the bunny into the asteroid belt* Hurry! That won't keep it down for long!

[Guts/Batman]

*teleports the bunny into the asteroid belt* Hurry! That won't keep it down for long!

*Sucks all the tacos into the missle launchers*

Colonizing takes time. Especially a planet as big as Jupiter. Hopefully the bunny doesn't mate with a goddess in the meantime...

[The Dog]

*Appears in a massive burst of black flame, and grabs the bunny by the scruff of its neck*

Bad Leopold! BAD! You know you're not supposed to terrorize the mortals until AFTER you finished your supper and put on your collar! Sorry about Leopold. He gets this way sometimes, and I'll make sure he doesn't do it without finishing his supper and putting on his collar again. Once again, sorry about it.

*Disappears in anothe massive burst of black flame, taking the bunny with me*

[Guts/Batman]

Must be one powerful collar...

[Eternal Torment]

*Appears in a massive burst of black flame, and grabs the bunny by the scruff of its neck*

Bad Leopold! BAD! You know you're not supposed to terrorize the mortals until AFTER you finished your supper and put on your collar! Sorry about Leopold. He gets this way sometimes, and I'll make sure he doesn't do it without finishing his supper and putting on his collar again. Once again, sorry about it.

*Disappears in anothe massive burst of black flame, taking the bunny with me*

That made too much sense.

[Super Samurai]

That made too much sense.

A very rare thing heard in this place.

[Chrosis]

A very rare thing heard in this place.

To quote Deadpool Clone #3 from "Deadpool; Funeral for a FREAK"...

"No pickles? NO PICKLES! NO PICKLES! NO PICKLES! NO PICKLES! Heh,heh... no pickles? Chomp! Slurp-- No pickles!"

*Wastes the rest of the MycDonalds with dual SMG's*

[Guts/Batman]

To quote the guy in the training video at work. "Give them the pickle!"

[Devon C.]

Man, you people have been gettin' crazier by the minute. I'm back in this game and I'm gonna sober this joint up.

[Guts/Batman]

Man, you people have been gettin' crazier by the minute. I'm back in this game and I'm gonna sober this joint up.

Pffft....

This place is less scary when it is crazy. Sober is far more scary.

[Devon C.]

To heck with that. Sober is only more scary when you're Bobby Brown and you're performing live.

[Guts/Batman]

That's pretty scary.

So no planet hopping, bunny making, etc? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Whoa..."Everybody hates Chris" came on my Fox station at midnight...

[Devon C.]

How could we lose to Greece, by the way? It's not FAIR by any means.

[Chrosis]

How could we lose to Greece, by the way? It's not FAIR by any means.

That had more ugly on it than a "Rolling Stones" group photo!

[Devon C.]

Well, we got Germany; Nowitzki had it coming. Singing Hassellhoff songs to yourself while working. Where does he get off?

[Super Samurai]

Well, we got Germany; Nowitzki had it coming. Singing Hassellhoff songs to yourself while working. Where does he get off?

I like to sing Power Ranger songs when I work...

*Goes into the corner*

[Eternal Torment]

I like to sing Power Ranger songs when I work...

*Goes into the corner*

*eats a burger*

[Guts/Batman]

How could we lose to Greece, by the way? It's not FAIR by any means.

I laughed my ass off when I saw that...

[Stretch Dude]

*eats a burger*

*eats thousands of burgers, growing to the size of Godzilla, then rampages across the world*

[Guts/Batman]

*eats thousands of burgers, growing to the size of Godzilla, then rampages across the world*

Sir Stretch, you might want to look out for those nuclear missile silos, and cosmic energy converters. They can be quite dangerous.

*Eats many Porterhouse steaks, 5 baked potatoes, carrots while drinking iced tea for dinner*

[The Dog]

*Walks in*

This is all very silly. Carry on.

*Walks back out*

[Eternal Torment]

Sir Stretch, you might want to look out for those nuclear missile silos, and cosmic energy converters. They can be quite dangerous.

*Eats many Porterhouse steaks, 5 baked potatoes, carrots while drinking iced tea for dinner*

*eats a Lich* I need the fiber.

[Stretch Dude]

Sir Stretch, you might want to look out for those nuclear missile silos, and cosmic energy converters. They can be quite dangerous.

*Eats many Porterhouse steaks, 5 baked potatoes, carrots while drinking iced tea for dinner*

Bah. Even at my original size, those are nothing more than french fries and milkshakes to me.

*eats a 3-Mile Island Value Meal*

[Guts/Batman]

Bah. Even at my original size, those are nothing more than french fries and milkshakes to me.

*eats a 3-Mile Island Value Meal*

I just hope to not be around when you have to...um...blow. If you have to fart that is. That will be a bad...

America will not survive. The Empire luckily has defenses for it.

[Eternal Torment]

I just hope to not be around when you have to...um...blow. If you have to fart that is. That will be a bad...

America will not survive. The Empire luckily has defenses for it.

Unfortunately, I added tabasco sauce, onions, garlic, Indian food and Mexican food to his meal. And eggs.

[Stretch Dude]

I just hope to not be around when you have to...um...blow. If you have to fart that is. That will be a bad...

America will not survive. The Empire luckily has defenses for it.

That's a smart idea. Silent or not, even my regular farts are deadly. But nuclear ones? Forget about it.

Just be glad it's not nuclear Chinese food. I can play the under thunder for hours on that stuff.

[Eternal Torment]

That's a smart idea. Silent or not, even my regular farts are deadly. But nuclear ones? Forget about it.

Just be glad it's not nuclear Chinese food. I can play the under thunder for hours on that stuff.

Whoops, and the Chop Suey. Don't forget the Chop Suey.

[Guts/Batman]

Unfortunately, I added tabasco sauce, onions, garlic, Indian food and Mexican food to his meal. And eggs.

Bah. Khazan will survive!

[Stretch Dude]

Whoops, and the Chop Suey. Don't forget the Chop Suey.

Thanks, ET. Now I'm gonna wipe out half the solar system.

Guts, your Empire better have, at the very least, genetic samples from every super-hottie on Earth.

[Guts/Batman]

Thanks, ET. Now I'm gonna wipe out half the solar system.

Guts, your Empire better have, at the very least, genetic samples from every super-hottie on Earth.

Of course we do. Who do you think I am, Emporer Palpatine?

[Eternal Torment]

Thanks, ET. Now I'm gonna wipe out half the solar system.

Guts, your Empire better have, at the very least, genetic samples from every super-hottie on Earth.

So basically, you ate several thousand burgers, a Three-Mile Island sized meal, eggs, Indian and Mexican food, tabasco sauce, garlic, onions and Chop Suey. Damn, that is going to be a big dump.

[The Dog]

Thanks, ET. Now I'm gonna wipe out half the solar system.

Guts, your Empire better have, at the very least, genetic samples from every super-hottie on Earth.

Not on my watch! I know EXACTLY where to send you...

*Uses dark magic to teleport Stretch Dude to the Fairly Odd Parents reality*

[Eternal Torment]

Not on my watch! I know EXACTLY where to send you...

*Uses dark magic to teleport Stretch Dude to the Fairly Odd Parents reality*

*uses a portal to teleport Stretch Dude into the Nine Hells*

Take that, you vile hellspawn! Feel the gaseous might of Stretch!

[Stretch Dude]

Of course we do. Who do you think I am, Emporer Palpatine?

Excellent. Once I'm done with my cosmic methane explusion, I'll see about installing those "special" cloning machines I picked up when I was with the Omega Rumblers. ;)

Emperor! It's spelled "Emperor!"

So basically, you ate several thousand burgers, a Three-Mile Island sized meal, eggs, Indian and Mexican food, tabasco sauce, garlic, onions and Chop Suey. Damn, that is going to be a big dump.

After all that, Galactus is barely knee-high to me. "Big" will not do this dump justice.

Not on my watch! I know EXACTLY where to send you...

*Uses dark magic to teleport Stretch Dude to the Fairly Odd Parents reality*

Yeah, like that's gonna stop Timmy "King of Deus Ex Machina" Turner. :D

[Stretch Dude]

*uses a portal to teleport Stretch Dude into the Nine Hells*

Take that, you vile hellspawn! Feel the gaseous might of Stretch!

My fartaciousness is pandimensionally feared. :evilsmile

[The Dog]

*uses a portal to teleport Stretch Dude into the Nine Hells*

Take that, you vile hellspawn! Feel the gaseous might of Stretch!

*Uses a portal to teleport Stretch Dude into Eternal Torment's house*

Take THAT, you... you... not nice guy! Feel the noxious fumes of Stretch!

[Eternal Torment]

My fartaciousness is pandimensionally feared. :evilsmile

And I want to pay Belial back for trying to assassinate me while I was eating the multiverse.

[Stretch Dude]

You know, I never once thought others would use me as the Ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction.

I always thought I'd do it myself.

[Eternal Torment]

*Uses a portal to teleport Stretch Dude into Eternal Torment's house*

Take THAT, you... you... not nice guy! Feel the noxious fumes of Stretch!

I was talking about the Dungeons & Dragons Nine Hells! *teleports Stretch back*

[Guts/Batman]

Excellent. Once I'm done with my cosmic methane explusion, I'll see about installing those "special" cloning machines I picked up when I was with the Omega Rumblers. ;)

Emperor! It's spelled "Emperor!"

Good. I knew I could count on you, Sir Stretch.

Spelling...

[Guts/Batman]

*Sends 1000 political dissidents to Sean for torturing*

[Eternal Torment]

*looks at the time* Someone say the magic word...

[Stretch Dude]

Good. I knew I could count on you, Sir Stretch.

That's me, always promoting the progress of perversion.

[Guts/Batman]

You know, I never once thought others would use me as the Ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction.

I always thought I'd do it myself.

You should be flattered...

[Stretch Dude]

*looks at the time* Someone say the magic word...

PPPPPHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!

[Stretch Dude]

You should be flattered...

Make no mistake, I wasn't being ungrateful. Just surprised, is all.

[Eternal Torment]

PPPPPHHHHHRRR
RRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!

The scary thing is, I smelled skunk spray from the computer when you posted that.

[Guts/Batman]

Make no mistake, I wasn't being ungrateful. Just surprised, is all.

You know what they say in the scouts. "Aim high."

[Stretch Dude]

The scary thing is, I smelled skunk spray from the computer when you posted that.

Fear my cosmic stench!

[Stretch Dude]

You know what they say in the scouts. "Aim high."

But aiming low is so much more fun in a fight...

[Guts/Batman]

Fear my cosmic stench!

*Coughs* Holy shit dude...

[Guts/Batman]

But aiming low is so much more fun in a fight...

Tis true...

[Stretch Dude]

*Coughs* Holy shit dude...

No, not yet. In a little while, though.

[Eternal Torment]

No, not yet. In a little while, though.

Here, drink this. It's hot coffee.

[Guts/Batman]

No, not yet. In a little while, though.

You can shit holily?

Hmmmmmmm...

[Stretch Dude]

Here, drink this. It's hot coffee.

Coffee? Blech! Like liquid dirt it tastes! The only caffeinated beverage for me is good old fashioned Coke. In a can, of course. It is the only True Soda.

[Guts/Batman]

Oh...and I found out that I am not the #1 poster in number of posts anymore...

[Guts/Batman]

Coffee? Blech! Like liquid dirt it tastes! The only caffeinated beverage for me is good old fashioned Coke. In a can, of course. It is the only True Soda.

Coca-Cola, the God of Sodas?

We must make a Soda Pantheon!!!

[Stretch Dude]

You can shit holily?

Hmmmmmmm...

Yeah, but the last time I did it, it went around telling folks that the Iraq war is the gays' fault.

[Stretch Dude]

Oh...and I found out that I am not the #1 poster in number of posts anymore...

What? Who dethroned your throny throne?

[Stretch Dude]

Coca-Cola, the God of Sodas?

We must make a Soda Pantheon!!!

I don't think you can have a Pantheon with only one member. :D

Pepsi and Dr Pepper are mere pretenders. Sprite is nothing more than fizzy water. And any form of Coke aside from Classic is an abomination unto the True Soda.

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, but the last time I did it, it went around telling folks that the Iraq war is the gays' fault.

Seems it has a midn of its own when it comes out...

[Eternal Torment]

I don't think you can have a Pantheon with only one member. :D

Pepsi and Dr Pepper are mere pretenders. Sprite is nothing more than fizzy water. And any form of Coke aside from Classic is an abomination unto the True Soda.

Fine. Some good old fashioned coke in a can for you. *hands Stretch the can*

[Stretch Dude]

Seems it has a midn of its own when it comes out...

And worse yet, it looked nothing like me! I can't tell you the heartbreak that caused.

[Guts/Batman]

What? Who dethroned your throny throne?

Howyadoin is up in the 22,100s. StoneGold is a little behind me but posts more than I do...

[Stretch Dude]

Fine. Some good old fashioned coke in a can for you. *hands Stretch the can*

Huzzah! *pops open the can and drinks*

Ahhh, sweet Cosmic Carbonation...

[Guts/Batman]

Fine. Some good old fashioned coke in a can for you. *hands Stretch the can*

Don't drink it Stretch!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Howyadoin is up in the 22,100s. StoneGold is a little behind me but posts more than I do...

How dare he?! I shall defend your honor, fellow Knight!

*transforms into Mad Lunar Knight form and charges the Comm Board, holding high the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightyness*

[Guts/Batman]

Huzzah! *pops open the can and drinks*

Ahhh, sweet Cosmic Carbonation...

*Does the Vader stance* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He probably spiked it so you can be some boy scout's bitch.

[Stretch Dude]

Don't drink it Stretch!!!

What... Pppbbttthhh! *hurls the can at ET in a disgusted rage*

FOOL! You forgot to capitalize it! This isn't Coke, it's coke!

[Guts/Batman]

How dare he?! I shall defend your honor, fellow Knight!

*transforms into Mad Lunar Knight form and charges the Comm Board, holding high the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightyness*

No, mighty Knight, this is a fight I have to fight alone...

[Guts/Batman]

What... Pppbbttthhh! *hurls the can at ET in a disgusted rage*

FOOL! You forgot to capitalize it! This isn't Coke, it's coke!

I knew it!!!

[Tami]

Does Khazan Village have a mayor?

[Stretch Dude]

No, mighty Knight, this is a fight I have to fight alone...

*reluctantly withdraws* ...As you wish.

*goes off and sulks* Darnit, now I got my bloodlust all worked up for nuthin'...

[Guts/Batman]

Does Khazan Village have a mayor?

There are tons of Khazan villages. And they probably don't have mayors...

[Guts/Batman]

*reluctantly withdraws* ...As you wish.

*goes off and sulks* Darnit, now I got my bloodlust all worked up for nuthin'...

Nah...

*Teleports the Mad Lunar Knight to a solar system that needs enslaved*

You can take it out on these poor fools.

[Stretch Dude]

Does Khazan Village have a mayor?

Village? This isn't a village, it's a freaking EMPIRE!

[Guts/Batman]

Village? This isn't a village, it's a freaking EMPIRE!

Heh...

But we do have more than one city. Though the capital city may be massive, we have other towns...

[Guts/Batman]

Also, I notice that I am nearing 22,000 posts. There will be no party for it. But there will be for 25,000...

[Stretch Dude]

Nah...

*Teleports the Mad Lunar Knight to a solar system that needs enslaved*

You can take it out on these poor fools.

Whee! *creates a sound system reaching every inhabited planet*

ATTENTION, SENTIENTS! IN THE NAME OF THE STAR KNIGHT EMPEROR, I, THE MAD LUNAR KNIGHT, SHALL SLAUGHTER THE WEAK, CRUSH ALL OPPOSITION, AND TAKE YOUR HOTTEST WOMEN FOR THE GLORY OF THE KHAZAN EMPIRE!! ALL WHO DISAPPROVE, STEP FORWARD AND BE THE FIRST CASUALTIES OF MY MIGHTY CONQUEST!!

[Eternal Torment]

What... Pppbbttthhh! *hurls the can at ET in a disgusted rage*

FOOL! You forgot to capitalize it! This isn't Coke, it's coke!

Whoops. Here. Two cans of Coke. *hands Stretch the cans*

[Stretch Dude]

Heh...

But we do have more than one city. Though the capital city may be massive, we have other towns...

Ah. I need to brush up on my geography...

[Guts/Batman]

Ah. I need to brush up on my geography...

It's not like Corsucant. The world needs nature. So I made my new capital, which was destroyed by ET, about 40 miles in circumfrence...

[Stretch Dude]

Whoops. Here. Two cans of Coke. *hands Stretch the cans*

Ah, splendid. And here are your fingers back.

*checks the Coke for any unwanted substances, then drinks*

Ahhh...

[Guts/Batman]

Whee! *creates a sound system reaching every inhabited planet*

ATTENTION, SENTIENTS! IN THE NAME OF THE STAR KNIGHT EMPEROR, I, THE MAD LUNAR KNIGHT, SHALL SLAUGHTER THE WEAK, CRUSH ALL OPPOSITION, AND TAKE YOUR HOTTEST WOMEN FOR THE GLORY OF THE KHAZAN EMPIRE!! ALL WHO DISAPPROVE, STEP FORWARD AND BE THE FIRST CASUALTIES OF MY MIGHTY CONQUEST!!

*Approves of the Mad Lunar Knight's actions*

[Stretch Dude]

*Approves of the Mad Lunar Knight's actions*

Your approval honors me, sire. Look, I have already taken the Planet of the Horny Space Amazons. As per custom, I present to you the 500 most beautiful women on the planet for your personal harem.

[Super Samurai]

*Approves of the Mad Lunar Knight's actions*

*Videotapes Mad Lunar Knight's actions*

Gotta capture the memories.

[Guts/Batman]

Your approval honors me, sire. Look, I have already taken the Planet of the Horny Space Amazons. As per custom, I present to you the 500 most beautiful women on the planet for your personal harem.

Much thanks, my Knight.

*Letting the lovely member of my harem invite them all to my palace worth of harem*

Give some to Sean, my loyal torture master, and the rest are yours to do with what you wish Mad Lunar Knight.

[Eternal Torment]

Much thanks, my Knight.

*Letting the lovely member of my harem invite them all to my palace worth of harem*

Give some to Sean, my loyal torture master, and the rest are yours to do with what you wish Mad Lunar Knight.

In the meanwhile, the Ersatz Legion will take over the surrounding galaxies. By your command.

[Guts/Batman]

In the meanwhile, the Ersatz Legion will take over the surrounding galaxies. By your command.

See it done....

[Guts/Batman]

Eternal Torment 306
Stretch Dude 182
Guts/Batman 160
Ant Crown 159
Anthony Johanson 114
The Dog 90
Chrosis 86
Erebus 77
Super Samurai 76
Trulyures 76

W00t!!!

[Eternal Torment]

See it done....

I will, sire. *Space war montage*

[Eternal Torment]

Eternal Torment 306
Stretch Dude 182
Guts/Batman 160
Ant Crown 159
Anthony Johanson 114
The Dog 90
Chrosis 86
Erebus 77
Super Samurai 76
Trulyures 76

W00t!!!

Heh. And one war was all it took.

[Guts/Batman]

My signature is all over the place...

I love it.

[Guts/Batman]

Heh. And one war was all it took.

Indeed. And me coming back didn't hurt...:D

[Stretch Dude]

Much thanks, my Knight.

*Letting the lovely member of my harem invite them all to my palace worth of harem*

Give some to Sean, my loyal torture master, and the rest are yours to do with what you wish Mad Lunar Knight.

*sends the 400 second-most-beautiful women to Sean, then lines up the rest*

Okay, girls, if you're a G-cup or greater, report directly to my harem chambers. If not, head to the Genetic Reconstruction Dome for enhancement compatibility tests. All incompatibles will be integrated into Khazan society, mostly as part of our most profitable industries, namely prostitution and bikini modeling.

[Eternal Torment]

Indeed. And me coming back didn't hurt...:D

If you want, I could post a voiceover to the montage. The bad part is, I'm horrible at voiceovers.

[Stretch Dude]

My signature is all over the place...

I love it.

It's got LEGS, baby!!

[Guts/Batman]

*sends the 400 second-most-beautiful women to Sean, then lines up the rest*

Okay, girls, if you're a G-cup or greater, report directly to my harem chambers. If not, head to the Genetic Reconstruction Dome for enhancement compatibility tests. All incompatibles will be integrated into Khazan society, mostly as part of our most profitable industries, namely prostitution and bikini modeling.

I like how this man thinks. He knows what he is doing...

[Guts/Batman]

It's got LEGS, baby!!

Damn straight. And good looking ones at that.

[Guts/Batman]

If you want, I could post a voiceover to the montage. The bad part is, I'm horrible at voiceovers.

The motage will do my loyal patriot.

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!

[Stretch Dude]

I like how this man thinks. He knows what he is doing...

Thank you, my Cosmic Liege.

[Sean McClain]

*Sends 1000 political dissidents to Sean for torturing*
*said dissidents are tortured through intense tying of up and prolonged exposure to the Tails Doll*
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[Sean McClain]

Much thanks, my Knight.

*Letting the lovely member of my harem invite them all to my palace worth of harem*

Give some to Sean, my loyal torture master, and the rest are yours to do with what you wish Mad Lunar Knight.
*The 400 Space Amazons arrive as scheduled*

Ah, the new arrivals are here. Looks like with some minor manipulation, they could make excellent sleeper agents for our more . . . formidible enemy nations.

[Chrosis]

*Arrives in black flaming armor with a demonic claymore over one shoulder, my personal dark trident over the other, all straight from the forges in hell, personally overseen by Cleric himself, refurbished and ready to be used once again*

So stretch, it looks like you're going to war. I want to go to war too. I think we can work something out.

[Super Samurai]

I'll provide the grub. Smiting your enemies can make you hungry.

*Starts cooking up a storm of tacos and pizza*

[Sean McClain]

I'll provide the grub. Smiting your enemies can make you hungry.

*Starts cooking up a storm of tacos and pizza*
*Paraburritos are air-dropped upon the camp with Salsa, Cheese, and Guacamole dip.*

It's magic.

[Eternal Torment]

R.I.P Steve Irwin :(. I think he's wrestling crocodiles in Heaven now.

[Stretch Dude]

*Arrives in black flaming armor with a demonic claymore over one shoulder, my personal dark trident over the other, all straight from the forges in hell, personally overseen by Cleric himself, refurbished and ready to be used once again*

So stretch, it looks like you're going to war. I want to go to war too. I think we can work something out.

I'm not going to war. I'm conquering. Quite easily, as a matter of fact. I've already taken half of this new solar system for the Empire, and the "strongest" warrior I've slaughtered could only crack a planet in two with a single punch! If the rest of them are as weak as him, I should be done by nightfall.

[Eternal Torment]

I'm not going to war. I'm conquering. Quite easily, as a matter of fact. I've already taken half of this new solar system for the Empire, and the "strongest" warrior I've slaughtered could only crack a planet in two with a single punch! If the rest of them are as weak as him, I should be done by nightfall.

I have already conquered the Andromeda Galaxy in the name of Emperor Guts/Batman. The Ersatz Legion is under my command. And by the light of the Emperor, they shall be led to the strongholds of resistance and wipe them out.

[Stretch Dude]

I have already conquered the Andromeda Galaxy in the name of Emperor Guts/Batman. The Ersatz Legion is under my command. And by the light of the Emperor, they shall be led to the strongholds of resistance and wipe them out.

The Mad Lunar Knight has no need for legions. Nothing is more satisfying to the soul than subjugating an entire solar system all by yourself.

[Guts/Batman]

*The 400 Space Amazons arrive as scheduled*

Ah, the new arrivals are here. Looks like with some minor manipulation, they could make excellent sleeper agents for our more . . . formidible enemy nations.

Aye, my chief torturer. Very good.

[Eternal Torment]

The Mad Lunar Knight has no need for legions. Nothing is more satisfying to the soul than subjugating an entire solar system all by yourself.

All Empires need cannon fodder to act as their general army.

[Chrosis]

*swings trident and rips the soul out of every being in the Canis Major Galaxy*

More souls for the engine of war!

*sends them to Eternal Torment to be "processed"*

[Stretch Dude]

All Empires need cannon fodder to act as their general army.

If it proves necessary, I can bring our old Downtroopers out of cold storage.

[Eternal Torment]

If it proves necessary, I can bring our old Downtroopers out of cold storage.

The more meatshields, the better.

[Stretch Dude]

The more meatshields, the better.

My Lunar Armor can deflect any attack. I don't really need meatshields.

[Erebus]

I have already conquered the Andromeda Galaxy in the name of Emperor Guts/Batman. The Ersatz Legion is under my command. And by the light of the Emperor, they shall be led to the strongholds of resistance and wipe them out.
Tsk, tsk. All those fance titles, and all that new equiptment and meatshields, and yet your party still seems to lack the most crucial component: balls.

[Stretch Dude]

Tsk, tsk. All those fance titles, and all that new equiptment and meatshields, and yet your party still seems to lack the most crucial component: balls.

Oh yeah? All of our technology is powered by Stephen Colbert's Formula 401.

[Erebus]

Completely OT: My parents want me to become a rapper.:D

[Stretch Dude]

Completely OT: My parents want me to become a rapper.:D

Look for a life-insurance policy. Clearly they've built their future around you dying in a hail of gunfire.

[Chrosis]

Completely OT: My parents want me to become a rapper.:D

My grandma says I should become a priest. Riiiiiight.

[Stretch Dude]

My grandma says I should become a priest. Riiiiiight.

The Priest...OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

[Guts/Batman]

*Blows up 2 galaxies and kills everybody in a third by giving them all heart attacks becaused he is pissed*

[Chrosis]

*Blows up 2 galaxies and kills everybody in a third by giving them all heart attacks becaused he is pissed*

One more and you're at 22,000, baby.

[Guts/Batman]

That's good to hear. I just spent the last 3 hours playing True Crime: Streets of LA.

Had to tail the same guy 3 missions tonight. Was not happy about that. And the North Korean general just got done kicking my ass about 8 times so I said fuck it...

[Chrosis]

That's good to hear. I just spent the last 3 hours playing True Crime: Streets of LA.

Had to tail the same guy 3 missions tonight. Was not happy about that. And the North Korean general just got done kicking my ass about 8 times so I said fuck it...

And now you're 20000th post is quoted for future use in my sig!

[Guts/Batman]

And now you're 20000th post is quoted for future use in my sig!

Wooohooo...

Gotta love that.

[Tommy]

Who wins?????

[Nik Hasta]

... Depends who these men are.

[Jmacq1]

If it's anime/manga....slightly effeminate men every time....

[rick]

But if it's the real world, manly men crush the slightly effeminate men every time.

[Ghost]

But if it's the real world, manly men crush the slightly effeminate men every time.

Dunno about every time. I'm sure there are some effeminate men out there who are actually really dangerous. (So long as we are talking about just apperance, and not mannerism and personality.)

[Deus]

Dunno about every time. I'm sure there are some effeminate men out there who are actually really dangerous. (So long as we are talking about just apperance, and not mannerism and personality.)

Ol' Kimmy from North Korea being one of them. He has his finger near a button that could start World War 3.

[Black Atom]

This another comics vs. anime/manga thread?

[Alan2099]

On cool points, I'd give it to the big, ugly, guys who forgot to shave and are wearing rugged clothes, leather jackets, with messy hair over the small, cute, guy who shave thier legs, are wearing lacey clothes, leather pants, and with spiky well kept hair.

[Mr. Primetime]

When it comes to fiction, I grudgingly admit that the effeminate men would win. Why, you ask? Never, ever, EVER underestimate the power and influence of yaoi fangirls.

Just look at Kingdom Hearts II. *Shudder*

[The MunchKING]

As All good Americans know, manly men are required by law to have firearms, at a minimum of one shotgun. Something in the 'heavy automatic' range is preferable.

Like wise as every good otaku knows, effinate charecters dodge, take or otherwise render pointless bullets any time they run across them.

ergo, Effiminate men win, but the Manly men look cooler doing it.

[Stretch Dude]

There was a terrible silence...NO LONGER!

Lo, I have subjugated the entirety of my targeted solar system for the glory of Khazan and the Star Knight Emperor!

[Guts/Batman]

Great my Mad Lunar Knight. This is great news indeed. Come back home and be greeted with parties and festivals in your name. This day shall go down in history as the day that the Glanz Solar System was conqured my Sir Stretch Dude, the Mad Lunar Knight.

*Cue the festival decorations development crew beginning the work with the big balloons that they have at parades*

You will be greeted with a heroes welcome. Oh barve Knight of Khazan and Soap Operus.

[Stretch Dude]

Great my Mad Lunar Knight. This is great news indeed. Come back home and be greeted with parties and festivals in your name. This day shall go down in history as the day that the Glanz Solar System was conqured my Sir Stretch Dude, the Mad Lunar Knight.

*Cue the festival decorations development crew beginning the work with the big balloons that they have at parades*

You will be greeted with a heroes welcome. Oh barve Knight of Khazan and Soap Operus.

You honor me, Emperor. Upon my return, I shall present you with the system's greatest treasures, including 17 different secrets of immortality, a forest of trees that grow pure gold, and a weapon that can devastate an entire continent in seconds. I know you have no need for the last one, but it's really cool-looking.

[Guts/Batman]

Great news my Knight. One can never have too much power. The tree that gorws pure gold will come in handy...

[Stretch Dude]

Great news my Knight. One can never have too much power. The tree that gorws pure gold will come in handy...

Sire, it is a forest of those trees, not just one.

[Super Samurai]

Gold trees are nice but what if somebody urinated on them, you wouldn't notice at all.

[Eternal Torment]

Gold trees are nice but what if somebody urinated on them, you wouldn't notice at all.

You would notice the YELLOW pool on the base of the tree.

[Guts/Batman]

Sire, it is a forest of those trees, not just one.

Aye...

A forest of gold producing trees. I love it.

[Stretch Dude]

Aye...

A forest of gold producing trees. I love it.

I am pleased you are pleased.

[Sean McClain]

You honor me, Emperor. Upon my return, I shall present you with the system's greatest treasures, including 17 different secrets of immortality, a forest of trees that grow pure gold, and a weapon that can devastate an entire continent in seconds. I know you have no need for the last one, but it's really cool-looking.
I wonder if the gold from those trees could be used in the C.A.M. Negatron-reactors.

I've had some great results with silver cores.

[Guts/Batman]

I wonder if the gold from those trees could be used in the C.A.M. Negatron-reactors.

I've had some great results with silver cores.

*Gives chief torturer Sean a grove of 10 trees to test gold in his machine*

Keep me informed.

[Sean McClain]

*Gives chief torturer Sean a grove of 10 trees to test gold in his machine*

Keep me informed.
*appears before the Emperor in his court*

Sir, I have the results of the gold that was put into the Negatron-engines. After extensive testing, it has been determined that one bar of gold inserted into the energy port allows our Colossal Assualt Mecha to achieve 610% power output to all weapons and extremities. Whereas all that we could achieve with silver was 322% output.

This, naturally, will make our C.A.M.s nigh-unstoppable in battle.

[Guts/Batman]

*appears before the Emperor in his court*

Sir, I have the results of the gold that was put into the Negatron-engines. After extensive testing, it has been determined that one bar of gold inserted into the energy port allows our Colossal Assualt Mecha to achieve 610% power output to all weapons and extremities. Whereas all that we could achieve with silver was 322% output.

This, naturally, will make our C.A.M.s nigh-unstoppable in battle.

Great news my loyal torturer. Implement it immediately.

[Mr.Sandman]

Kukukukukuku.....Yes, continue your meaningless wars, mass slaughters and giant orgys.

It is I, Evil overlord Sandman, Ruler of the eternal Netherealm that will reap the rewards as the souls of the dead come in mass! Soon the mortal realm will bow to my Mr.T Trained superior demonic hordes and Hot but respectiable Succubus!

Bow and quake in sheer terror! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Guts/Batman]

So we have to send our torturerees to you now Mr. Sandman as well?

[T51R]

KHAZAN BATTLE! :D Who win?

Also:

-Who can get more poon
-Who can smoke more bongs in succession and continue posting coherently?
-Who makes the more wacky universe?
-WWIII: Each is given 6 months of prep to forge an army out of the CBR community. They then go to war. Who can gather more troops, and whose army prevails?
-Whose army is cuter?:D

[Miburohunter929]

KHAZAN BATTLE! :D Who win?

Also:

-Who can get more poon
-Who can smoke more bongs in succession and continue posting coherently?
-Who makes the more wacky universe?
-WWIII: Each is given 6 months of prep to forge an army out of the CBR community. They then go to war. Who can gather more troops, and whose army prevails?
-Whose army is cuter?:D

Oh mother fucker. Is there anyone out there who dosnt want to try and kill me? Jesus, Did I accidently nearly kill some people during one of my campaigns?

I'd Apoligize, but its beneath me. I cant wait to hear everyone talk about how foolish I am to challange yada yada yada, hot painful death, yada yada yada.

I wont adress all of the points, I'll save my egotistical rantings for later but...

Also, I'm a drinker, not a smoker. and half, no nearly all of the CBR community either hates me or wants me dead. Any followers I get are through promises of power, fear tactics, or they like my evil schemes.

Sometimes it sucks being the badguy. Not really.

And I am The sexiest man ever spawned. Just saying. I'm the chosen one of sexiness.

But I will admit, Chou is probally strong in the hot-force himself.

[Mr. Primetime]

Yes, I am aware of the fact that this thread has nothing to do with me whatsoever. Do I care? Hells no.

Is there anyone out there who dosnt want to try and kill me?
It's not in my best interest. Besides, you amuse me.

-Who can smoke more bongs in succession and continue posting coherently?
ME! :D

[biggsdacat]

Die.

You suck MH.

You still have my loyal service though. :evilangry

[master of read]

normally, MH, i would vote against you but we do agree on one thing:



STRAIGHT COUGAR IS A PIMP GOD!!!

[Ant Crown]

Oh mother fucker. Is there anyone out there who dosnt want to try and kill me? Jesus, Did I accidently nearly kill some people during one of my campaigns?

I'd Apoligize, but its beneath me. I cant wait to hear everyone talk about how foolish I am to challange yada yada yada, hot painful death, yada yada yada.

I wont adress all of the points, I'll save my egotistical rantings for later but...

Also, I'm a drinker, not a smoker. and half, no nearly all of the CBR community either hates me or wants me dead. Any followers I get are through promises of power, fear tactics, or they like my evil schemes.

Sometimes it sucks being the badguy. Not really.

And I am The sexiest man ever spawned. Just saying. I'm the chosen one of sexiness.

But I will admit, Chou is probally strong in the hot-force himself.

He is stronger....I GAVE HIM THE KEYS TO THE INTERNET AND THE POWER OF REAL AMERICAN!

CHOU LOGIC LIVES!:D

[Stretch Dude]

Sir, I have the results of the gold that was put into the Negatron-engines. After extensive testing, it has been determined that one bar of gold inserted into the energy port allows our Colossal Assualt Mecha to achieve 610% power output to all weapons and extremities. Whereas all that we could achieve with silver was 322% output.

Both percentages add up to 7, I notice. Coincidence?

Bow and quake in sheer terror! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I have the original TMNT theme, "Pizza Power," and "The Touch" downloaded to my computer. I bow to no one but the Star Knight Emperor. Terror is unknown to me.

[Stretch Dude]

6000, BITCHES!!!

*presents 6000 bitches to all present*

[heretic]

Dunno about every time. I'm sure there are some effeminate men out there who are actually really dangerous. (So long as we are talking about just apperance, and not mannerism and personality.)
For that matter, 'effeminate' mannerism/personality means little when it comes to skill or ruthlessness.

HTG

[Deviant Juvenile]

There some really effeminate men out there, sometimes called women, who you really do not want to cross.

Tsunami, L-sama, Washu, Ryoko, etc.

[T51R]

There some really effeminate men out there, sometimes called women, who you really do not want to cross.

Tsunami, L-sama, Washu, Ryoko, etc.

And out of all of them, Tokimi's the one who missed her morning hormones.:D

[Arilou]

I can't believe I'm the first one to say this:

This can only end in sex!

[Mr.Sandman]

So we have to send our torturerees to you now Mr. Sandman as well?

Naww....just torture them til they die, they all come to me in the end anyways.

[OverMaster]

Manly men have Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Action Hank, and Brock Sampson. Curbstomp.

[Tommy]

I can't believe I'm the first one to say this:

This can only end in sex!
I can get behind that.

[Mr.Sandman]

Both percentages add up to 7, I notice. Coincidence?



I have the original TMNT theme, "Pizza Power," and "The Touch" downloaded to my computer. I bow to no one but the Star Knight Emperor. Terror is unknown to me.

*uses Demonic power to cause all your computer based media/music players to crash everytime you try to turn them on* Feh.....Those songs only work for Optimus and The actual turtles anyways.

[Stretch Dude]

*uses Demonic power to cause all your computer based media/music players to crash everytime you try to turn them on*

Fool. My Lunar shielding deflects everything, even your demonic powers. Hell, I'm listening to "The Touch" as I type this. (Seriously.)

Feh.....Those songs only work for Optimus and The actual turtles anyways.

Again: Fool. The songs' power knows no limitations.

[Mr.Sandman]

Fool. My Lunar shielding deflects everything, even your demonic powers. Hell, I'm listening to "The Touch" as I type this. (Seriously.)



Again: Fool. The songs' power knows no limitations.

.....Of course they do foolish mortal, how can you expect to gain the true power of a jobber song when you choose to steal somebody elses. Listening to the touch will only give you 45-50% the power it would Optimus. Until you find a song to call your own then your power shall be nowhere near mine.....observe. *Turns on "Mr.Sandman" on a mystical mp3 player.*

*Several moments later entire universes form pants for the sole purpose of wetting themselfs, then perform self enduced suicide and implode.*

[Stretch Dude]

*Several moments later entire universes form pants for the sole purpose of wetting themselfs, then perform self enduced suicide and implode.*

Feh. I don't need a jobber song to make that happen.

[JonathanMS]

Manly men win, and with ease too. You can get all the fancy little hopping around guys that you want to do their little prissy dance around the big guys, but in the end it just takes one shot from Arnold, Stallone, Chuck, T, Brock, or any of the other REAL men to take them down.

[Mr.Sandman]

Feh. I don't need a jobber song to make that happen.

Who said that was the jobber song? Thats just the side effect whenever I start playing it. *nod*

Feh.....Of course these sorts of power one-up games can go on for days. Just continue killing and slaughter stuff and I'll have no beef with ye.

.....But of course......challengeing me is the quickest path to the grave....and more often then not to becoming my servent anyways.

[The Dog]

*Begins filing nails while watching Sandman and Stretch begin to fight*

Maybe Sandman will destroy Stretch and I'll be able to make him a general of Hell.

Or maybe Stretch will destroy Sandman, and I can integrate the Netherworld into Hell, making my place bigger.

Or hopefully it'll be a "best of both worlds" scenario and they'll destroy each other! And then I'll have Stretch as a general of Hell AND integrate the Netherworld into Hell.

AND THEN I'LL... I don't know... bake a cake or something.

[Mr.Sandman]

*Seth walks in carrying a loudspeaker*

Seth: Yo!! If you guys wanna fight.....Go over to Sandy-chan's tournment cause he needs 4 more teams! Thanks!! *Walks away*

Overlord Sandman: .............................Sandy chan.....

[Cyke]

Manly men have Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Action Hank, and Brock Sampson. Curbstomp.

Slightly effeminate men have Michael Jackson, Dennis Rodman, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Namor the Sub-Mariner (Admit it, guys).

[OverMaster]

Slightly effeminate men have Michael Jackson, Dennis Rodman, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Namor the Sub-Mariner (Admit it, guys).

So? All those are no match for Pantheon members like T, Norris, Hulk Hogan, Ash Williams and Ripped Shirt Kirk.

[Deus]

Droopy is slightly effeminate. He's uber enough to take out pantheon members.

[OverMaster]

Droopy is slightly effeminate. He's uber enough to take out pantheon members.

But he isn't a man, he is a dog. Meaning he has no place in this fight.

[JonathanMS]

Slightly effeminate men have Michael Jackson, Dennis Rodman, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Namor the Sub-Mariner (Admit it, guys).

And manly men have Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzeneger, Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, The Rock, Vin Diesil and the Hulk(who would rip Namor apart).

[Mikl C]

Why is eveyone on the rumbles board obsessed with Batgirl?!

[The Dog]

Why is eveyone on the rumbles board obsessed with Batgirl?!

WE ARE?! I AM!? Since when?

[Guts/Batman]

Naww....just torture them til they die, they all come to me in the end anyways.

Sounds good to me...

[Mikl C]

WE ARE?! I AM!? Since when?

LOLOL. Since always! There's a gazillion new topics about her every day. I don't even know who she is.

[Guts/Batman]

LOLOL. Since always! There's a gazillion new topics about her every day. I don't even know who she is.

It's a fad. Characters go through cycles.

Batgirl...Cassandra Cain, is the best martial artist in mainstream DCU or damn near #1.

[Mr.Sandman]

Don't ask me......I hardly care for teh batgirl.

.....Wait a sec...*stares at Dogs sig*.....

ACCKK!! TRAITOR!!! When did you ditch your job! No wonder the hot succubus have been all sad lately. Worse yet.....When did you become a Hell overlord! I swear none of my informations seem to do there job as of late.

[Guts/Batman]

Don't ask me......I hardly care for teh batgirl.

.....Wait a sec...*stares at Dogs sig*.....

ACCKK!! TRAITOR!!! When did you ditch your job! No wonder the hot succubus have been all sad lately. Worse yet.....When did you become a Hell overlord! I swear none of my informations seem to do there job as of late.

I think it was the last Downtown Khazan became Overlord of Hell and hot succubbi. We just accepted it because we didn't have an Overlord of Hell since you weren't here.

[Mr.Sandman]

I think it was the last Downtown Khazan became Overlord of Hell and hot succubbi. We just accepted it because we didn't have an Overlord of Hell since you weren't here.

......So.....Not only did he turn traitor and suddenly adopt a Hell dimention to become overlord of, but he keept the Succubus title too! All while I was on my small smurf killing campaign too!

Normally I'm very nice about the these things.....to the point only using brutal torture and repeated death for eternity. But there's only one overlord of an afterlife dimention allow per thread!

Dog, hows this for a deal......Turn control of your hell dimention to me and I'll offcial label it as an add on to the hades section so your still run it....just under me. *nod*

Alternatively.....I can just invade with the unlimited forces of the Netherworld and do it the violent and fun way. But I hardly doubt the succubus would like that very much.

[The Dog]

Don't ask me......I hardly care for teh batgirl.

.....Wait a sec...*stares at Dogs sig*.....

ACCKK!! TRAITOR!!! When did you ditch your job! No wonder the hot succubus have been all sad lately. Worse yet.....When did you become a Hell overlord! I swear none of my informations seem to do there job as of late.

I took the test given by yeo, and I took over Hell and brought the Hot Succubi with me.

Besides, Hell and the Netherworld are two different places. Hell is the land of lust, greed, etc. etc. while the Netherworld is the land of... everything not dealing with lust, greed, and things of that order.

[Mr.Sandman]

I took the test given by yeo, and I took over Hell and brought the Hot Succubi with me.

Besides, Hell and the Netherworld are two different places. Hell is the land of lust, greed, etc. etc. while the Netherworld is the land of... everything not dealing with lust, greed, and things of that order.

Overlord Sandman: Yeah.....but whats a netherworld without at least some hot succubi?!

.....and no...............I don't mean I wanna get stuck with that one with the........special accessory........*Throws up*

[The Dog]

Overlord Sandman: Yeah.....but whats a netherworld without at least some hot succubi?!

.....and no...............I don't mean I wanna get stuck with that one with the........special accessory........*Throws up*

Overlord Dog: Is that all? Why didn't you say so?

*Starts up the Succubi Creating Machine and creates a small army of hot succubi and sends them over to the Netherworld*

Overlord Dog: There you go. A small army of hot succubi for the Netherworld, and none of them have the.........special accessory....... *looks ill*

[Guts/Batman]

Overlord Sandman: Yeah.....but whats a netherworld without at least some hot succubi?!

Star Knight Emperor of Khazan: Doesn't sound like a fun Netherworld to me...

*Gets 2000 more political dissiedents on of the planets that we recently acquired and gives them to Sean to torture*

[Mr.Sandman]

Overlord Dog: Is that all? Why didn't you say so?

*Starts up the Succubi Creating Machine and creates a small army of hot succubi and sends them over to the Netherworld*

Overlord Dog: There you go. A small army of hot succubi for the Netherworld, and none of them have the.........special accessory....... *looks ill*

Demons: W00t!! Thank god!! It was becoming a demonic wenier fest over here!!

Overlord Sandman: SHUT UP IDIOTS! THERES LADIES PRESENT!!!! *ahem* Well....either way I guess I'll need a new guy to put in charge of hades. But since dog has presented these I'll call off any invasion and/or takeover attemtp til next friday.

....But who wants to be put in charge of a demonic red light district with half naked and hot succubi under your command.......whever to find somebody.....

[Guts/Batman]

So...

The order or enternal damnation is as follows:

I send prisoners to Sean, who torturers them to death. From Sean they go to Dog, who tortures them however long he wants to. And then they go to Mr. Sandman, who will torture them forever.

Right?

[The Dog]

So...

The order or enternal damnation is as follows:

I send prisoners to Sean, who torturers them to death. From Sean they go to Dog, who tortures them however long he wants to. And then they go to Mr. Sandman, who will torture them forever.

Right?

Sounds good to me. Sean tortures them to death. I torture them for a time. And then I release them, let them think they're free of torture, and then let Sandman crush that hope before he tortures them forever more.

[Eternal Torment]

Sounds good to me. Sean tortures them to death. I torture them for a time. And then I release them, let them think they're free of torture, and then let Sandman crush that hope before he tortures them forever more.

And after eternity, give them to me. They shall know the true meaning of emptiness.

[Stretch Dude]

Who said that was the jobber song? Thats just the side effect whenever I start playing it. *nod*

Side effect, shmide shmeffect. I can make universes crap themselves with but a glance.

Feh.....Of course these sorts of power one-up games can go on for days. Just continue killing and slaughter stuff and I'll have no beef with ye.

.....But of course......challengeing me is the quickest path to the grave....and more often then not to becoming my servent anyways.

Doubtful. My Lunar Armor is forged from the very essence of the cosmos itself. It can deflect any attack, no matter how powerful. One could devastate the universe around me in a single blow, and I would remain totally unharmed.

[Mr.Sandman]

Side effect, shmide shmeffect. I can make universes crap themselves with but a glance.



Doubtful. My Lunar Armor is forged from the very essence of the cosmos itself. It can deflect any attack, no matter how powerful. One could devastate the universe around me in a single blow, and I would remain totally unharmed.

*Shuts the section of universe SD is standing in into a small pocket dimention, locks it, shrinks it down to the size of a marble, places said marble inside cosmicly shielded container which is then locked inside a magic cardboard box thats sealed at the bottem of the lake of eternal fires within the netherworld.*

Oh geez.....What about stuff that doesn't involve attack you?

*Pops SD back out with wave of hand*

Of course....this reality would get boring if I did stuff like that all the time wouldn't it.

[Mr.Sandman]

Sounds good to me. Sean tortures them to death. I torture them for a time. And then I release them, let them think they're free of torture, and then let Sandman crush that hope before he tortures them forever more.

Thus the circle of life is compleate! *nod*

[Stretch Dude]

*Shuts the section of universe SD is standing in into a small pocket dimention, locks it, shrinks it down to the size of a marble, places said marble inside cosmicly shielded container which is then locked inside a magic cardboard box thats sealed at the bottem of the lake of eternal fires within the netherworld.*

Oh geez.....What about stuff that doesn't involve attack you?

*Pops SD back out with wave of hand*

Of course....this reality would get boring if I did stuff like that all the time wouldn't it.

*has already escaped and is standing behind Sandman*

Frankly, it doesn't effect me at all. My transformation into the Mad Lunar Knight has made me the culmination of...myself. I have all the powers and weapons I've wielded over the years...including the Toonforcer abilities of Inkblot, which render me immune to all kinds of reality manipulation and cosmic tampering.

[Mr.Sandman]

*has already escaped and is standing behind Sandman*

Frankly, it doesn't effect me at all. My transformation into the Mad Lunar Knight has made me the culmination of...myself. I have all the powers and weapons I've wielded over the years...including the Toonforcer abilities of Inkblot, which render me immune to all kinds of reality manipulation and cosmic tampering.

*Kicks the Luner Knight so hard in the groin that it creates a temporal rift in space time through which Bender the robot points and laughs*

Bender: Ha ha! Look....Some guy just got kicked in the nads.

Fry: Oww.....Why do I feel like one of my decendants just got kicked where it hurts.

Prof: Actually it's probibly because he is, We've scientificly proven that a hard enough hit to the reproductive organ can be felt by multiple generations.....and by we've I mean me. I call it the Quantium Groin Theory!

Fry: *Doubled over* Owwww....so this explains why I always get these random pains...My ansesters must have been real jack assess.

Leela: But then why arn't you feeling anything Professor? Arn't you related to fry too?

Prof: Nonsence! My balls fell out long ago. How the hell would I feel anything? Don't be so stupid!

*Everybody stares ackwardly at the Proffesser as the rift closes*

[Eternal Torment]

Wow, a big fight between Stretch and Sandman. I wonder who will it be?

[Super Samurai]

Wow, a big fight between Stretch and Sandman. I wonder who will it be?

It will be a never ending battle of various galaxy-busting super pranks until the both of them get bored and go out and get drunk.

[Eternal Torment]

It will be a never ending battle of various galaxy-busting super pranks until the both of them get bored and go out and get drunk.

Little do they know I have turned every drop of alcohol in the multiverse into root beer.

[Stretch Dude]

*Kicks the Luner Knight so hard in the groin that it creates a temporal rift in space time through which Bender the robot points and laughs*

Boy, I bet the Luner Knight is really hurtin', huh? Good thing I'm the Lunar Knight.

Anyway, no hard feelings, Sandy. Just to square things, I used my "special" cloner to create a super-hot succubus custom-tailored to your specific tastes and fetishes.

*said succubus seductively slinks to Sandman's side*

Sandman: Hmmm...very well. Now leave me be.

I have to go anyway. I have a...thing...in the...other thing. *vanishes very quickly*

Sandman: Strange being. *turns to succubus* Now, my lovely...
*The (fake) succubus's head falls off, revealing a body stuffed with more than enough reverse-vortex gravi-implosion bombs to engulf an entire dimension.*
Sandman: Oh, bloody hell.
*The sound of an entire dimension being sucked into a space smaller than an electron is heard, while Stretch Dude watches from several dimensions away with his harem and a planet-sized bag of popcorn.*

[The Dog]

Boy, I bet the Luner Knight is really hurtin', huh? Good thing I'm the Lunar Knight.

Anyway, no hard feelings, Sandy. Just to square things, I used my "special" cloner to create a super-hot succubus custom-tailored to your specific tastes and fetishes.

*said succubus seductively slinks to Sandman's side*

Sandman: Hmmm...very well. Now leave me be.

I have to go anyway. I have a...thing...in the...other thing. *vanishes very quickly*

Sandman: Strange being. *turns to succubus* Now, my lovely...
*The (fake) succubus's head falls off, revealing a body stuffed with more than enough reverse-vortex gravi-implosion bombs to engulf an entire dimension.*
Sandman: Oh, bloody hell.
*The sound of an entire dimension being sucked into a space smaller than an electron is heard, while Stretch Dude watches from several dimensions away with his harem and a planet-sized bag of popcorn.*

Dog: And now, time to pwn Stretch Dude! Using the Toon Force!

*Opens a box, and out trots a mouse. Stretch bends down, points at it, and begins to laugh, only to have it biten by Leopold. Suddenly Leopold whirlwinds upon Stretch, somehow wripping his armor to shreds, leaving Stretch seated on the ground in only a wifebeater and boxers. The mouse whirlwinds around Stretch again, leaving him looking like he's made of sausages.*

Dog: You mess with Sandman again and you'll get more of the same. Come Persius, we must be going. Leopold might get bored if you stay gone too long, and when he gets bored he eats the furniture. Whole. Hell, he might even start eating the succubi, and I don't need that.

*Dog and Persius walk off, humming "The Merry Go Round Broke Down"*

[Cyke]

So? All those are no match for Pantheon members like T, Norris, Hulk Hogan, Ash Williams and Ripped Shirt Kirk.

However, the Slightly Effeminate Men have counterparts:

T = Mad Murdock in a wedding dress
Norris = Jean Claude Van Damme
Hogan = Ric Flair
Ash Williams = Pinhead (c'mon, the whole sadomachistic bend)
Ripped Shirt Kirk = Goatee Spock

[Len Ikari145]

Damned double post!

[Len Ikari145]

When it comes to fiction, I grudgingly admit that the effeminate men would win. Why, you ask? Never, ever, EVER underestimate the power and influence of yaoi fangirls.

Just look at Kingdom Hearts II. *Shudder*


Don't forget what they've done to Naruto, Getbackers, Star Ocean, Final Fantasy in general, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Warcraft, and even Bleach are being converted by their fanatical, illogical, insatiable Yaoi lust.

When will it end, man? When will it end?!:(

[The Real Nemo]

On cool points, I'd give it to the big, ugly, guys who forgot to shave and are wearing rugged clothes, leather jackets, with messy hair over the small, cute, guy who shave thier legs, are wearing lacey clothes, leather pants, and with spiky well kept hair.
Wait, ugly = cool? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[The Real Nemo]

Don't forget what they've done to Naruto, Getbackers, Star Ocean, Final Fantasy in general, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Warcraft, and even Bleach are being converted by their fanatical, illogical, insatiable Yaoi lust.

When will it end, man? When will it end?!:(
*pairs Len Ikari145 with Touga Kiryu* ^_^

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/464/03tougalounging3ht5.gif

[Miburohunter929]

*pairs Len Ikari145 with Touga Kiryu* ^_^

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/464/03tougalounging3ht5.gif

I stopped by just to laugh at len and his new partner.

Ahem: "Mwahahahahahaha!"

Have fun with touga or whoever.

*thanks god no one made a yaoi pairing of himself*

[Len Ikari145]

*pairs Len Ikari145 with Touga Kiryu* ^_^

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/464/03tougalounging3ht5.gif

Couldn't you have paired me with someone who was less of a bastard at least?:p

And now I have to find someone to punish for your horrid transgression *looks toward Ant*

[S J C]

Don't forget what they've done to Naruto, Getbackers, Star Ocean, Final Fantasy in general, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Warcraft, and even Bleach are being converted by their fanatical, illogical, insatiable Yaoi lust.

When will it end, man? When will it end?!:(

I know what you mean there's at least 2 Rukia and Byakuya fics on the first page of Bleach and once the English version airs it will only get worse we'll be seeing Ichigo X Ishida, Byakuya X Renji, Ichigo X Byakuya, Byakuya X Renji X Ichigo X Aizen

and then Bleach Fan-fictions will forever be lost under the sea of Yaoi Manlust

May god have Mercy upon our souls

[The Real Nemo]

I stopped by just to laugh at len and his new partner.

Ahem: "Mwahahahahahaha!"

Have fun with touga or whoever.

*thanks god no one made a yaoi pairing of himself*
Really? Not even if the "guy" is...?

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/8730/ranmachan004uy7.gif
Couldn't you have paired me with someone who was less of a bastard at least?:p

And now I have to find someone to punish for your horrid transgression *looks toward Ant*
It could be worse, Akio was my first choice... ;) :p

[Miburohunter929]

I know what you mean there's at least 2 Rukia and Byakuya fics on the first page of Bleach and once the English version airs it will only get worse we'll be seeing Ichigo X Ishida, Byakuya X Renji, Ichigo X Byakuya, Byakuya X Renji X Ichigo X Aizen

and then Bleach Fan-fictions will forever be lost under the sea of Yaoi Manlust

May god have Mercy upon our souls


I think If I was a lesser man I would have just ruined my undies.

[The Real Nemo]

Really? Not even if the "guy" is...?

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/8730/ranmachan004uy7.gif
Oh, and may I just add...

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/9692/ranmasexyhe9.jpg

[The Dog]

Oh, and may I just add...

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/9692/ranmasexyhe9.jpg

Uh... Well... Damn. I'd hit it. Definitely.

Of course, my current sexual inclination is "bisexual", so maybe I'm not the best judge since I'd still sleep with Ranma even in guy form.

[Armless Penguin]

Uh... Well... Damn. I'd hit it. Definitely.

Of course, my current sexual inclination is "bisexual", so maybe I'm not the best judge since I'd still sleep with Ranma even in guy form.

Heck, I'd rather have sex with a male Ranma. At least then you don't have to worry about the "pregnant Ranma problem."

[The Dog]

Heck, I'd rather have sex with a male Ranma. At least then you don't have to worry about the "pregnant Ranma problem."

Especially considering you know he'd want to be the dominate partner in the relationship. And there ain't a damn thing you can do to tell him otherwise, because he can kick your ass.

[The Real Nemo]

Especially considering you know he'd want to be the dominate partner in the relationship. And there ain't a damn thing you can do to tell him otherwise, because he can kick your ass.
Wouldn't that work either way?

[Miburohunter929]

Especially considering you know he'd want to be the dominate partner in the relationship. And there ain't a damn thing you can do to tell him otherwise, because he can kick your ass.


I just had a mental Image of ranma backhanding someone yelling "Whos in charge bitch??!! Whos in charge?!?!"

[Armless Penguin]

Oh, I'm sure he puts 'em in their place, :p

On a side note: thread drift for the win.

[The Dog]

Wouldn't that work either way?

Yeah, but the only difference is whose the recieving partner. Ranko(Female Ranma): Her. Ranma(Male Ranma): You.

[The Dog]

I just had a mental Image of ranma backhanding someone yelling "Whos in charge bitch??!! Whos in charge?!?!"

And the answer is: Ranma. Always Ranma.

Unless of course he starts dating one of the more powerful Z Fighters. Then they're in charge. Unless he gets the "DBZ Woman Pwnage" power as Ranko. Then Ranma's still in charge. :D

[The Real Nemo]

Yeah, but the only difference is whose the recieving partner. Ranko(Female Ranma): Her. Ranma(Male Ranma): You.
Don't look at me! I'm a girl, and I gave Ranma to Mibu for a reason (besides I have a feeling even girl type Ranma would make you recieve something)! :eek: ^_^;

[Miburohunter929]

Don't look at me! I'm a girl, and I gave Ranma to Mibu for a reason (besides I have a feeling even girl type Ranma would make you recieve something)! :eek: ^_^;

Huh? Eh? What does ranma have to do with me?

[The Real Nemo]

Huh? Eh? What does ranma have to do with me?
I don't really know, after your response it just seemed the only way to go... ^_^; Anyway enjoy! :p