Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Eternal Torment]

A mysterious man of manly mystery, eh? Clearly he must be the leader of a secret organization masterminding a conspiracy, and seeks to twist our powerful power to his own ends!

But who? Who could possibly... Wait! Of course!

CURSE YOU, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS!!

More like Tom Cruise.

[Super Samurai]

More like Tom Cruise.

Damn Tom Cruise and his Sith powers!!!

[Guts/Batman]

It could be the other me, trapped inside some ancient puzzle giving away prizes...

[Stretch Dude]

More like Tom Cruise.

Bah. Cruise is nothing more than a couch-jumping figurehead.

[Stretch Dude]

It could be the other me, trapped inside some ancient puzzle giving away prizes...

No doubt part of some fiendish scheme to trick us into solving this puzzle, thus releasing the other you upon the world, and since we let it out, we have to track it down and recapture it with the aid of Vincent Price!

YOU SHAN'T FOOL US THIS DAY, OTHER GUTS!

[Guts/Batman]

No doubt part of some fiendish scheme to trick us into solving this puzzle, thus releasing the other you upon the world, and since we let it out, we have to track it down and recapture it with the aid of Vincent Price!

YOU SHAN'T FOOL US THIS DAY, OTHER GUTS!

I'm not cognisant when he comes into our world, so your guess is as good as mine. Though...I did wake up one morning with Paris Hilton lying next to me one morning and not knowing why...

[Eternal Torment]

No doubt part of some fiendish scheme to trick us into solving this puzzle, thus releasing the other you upon the world, and since we let it out, we have to track it down and recapture it with the aid of Vincent Price!

YOU SHAN'T FOOL US THIS DAY, OTHER GUTS!

That would be the Lament Configuration. All we have to do is resist solving that puzzle and we will be safe. Unfortunately, Other Guts summoned Rubik and levitated the puzzle in front of him.

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm not cognisant when he comes into our world, so your guess is as good as mine. Though...I did wake up one morning with Paris Hilton lying next to me one morning and not knowing why...

How'd you get rid of the STD's?

[Guts/Batman]

How'd you get rid of the STD's?

I think I am immune to STDs. And I guess plant poison as well, because another morning I found Poison Ivy in my bed as well...

[Stretch Dude]

How'd you get rid of the STD's?

Obviously, he destroyed Ms. Hilton, the source of all STD's.

[Anthony Johanson]

I think I am immune to STDs. And I guess plant poison as well, because another morning I found Poison Ivy in my bed as well...

Seems that you are immune to everything.

[Super Samurai]

Seems that you are immune to everything.

He must save alot of money on his medical insurance.

[Guts/Batman]

Seems that you are immune to everything.

Well, there could be another explanation.

Wait, Poison Ivy absorbed all of Paris Hilton's STDs. I remember now they were both in my bed. Ivy was having a burning sensation when she went to the bathroom.

Paris Hilton must have absorbed the posion because she looked a little green.

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, there could be another explanation.

Wait, Poison Ivy absorbed all of Paris Hilton's STDs. I remember now they were both in my bed. Ivy was having a burning sensation when she went to the bathroom.

Paris Hilton must have absorbed the posion because she looked a little green.

That's so Comic logic that it could work.

[Stretch Dude]

That's so Comic logic that it could work.

Holy Jumping Conclusions, Batman!

[Guts/Batman]

That's so Comic logic that it could work.

Just as long as Jenna Jameson wasn't in the bed earlier than that. I wouldn't know what he would have done bef-

Other Guts: "Of course you wouldn't you idiot! Yes, I am the mysterious throwers of parties because I know you all love them. And prizes. Oh the prizes, who wants Thor's hammer? How about Power Cosmic? I have more gifts to seduce you all with.

Jenna was the first, I invited Poison Ivy and Paris Hilton from the comic book convention I saw them at. I knew Paris wanted to get laid, plus she was cosplaying as Dawn.

Anyways, catch me if you can, I'm just in the next Universe. Well, not the ones controlled by Munchy...

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha"

[Guts/Batman]

Time for an avatar change. I feel like being Bob Sagat for a few days.

[Chrosis]

Holy Jumping Conclusions, Batman!

Robin *feeding bullets into the batling gun*: Batman, don't we have a moral code against killing?

Batman *operating the batling gun*: I'm sorry, Robin. I can't hear you over the screams of the maimed and dying.

[Chrosis]

Time for an avatar change. I feel like being Bob Sagat for a few days.
BOB SAGAT!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Oops, Saget...

I have 7 other Full House avatars as well. Waiting in the wings.

I need to scan new comics. New avatar possibilities...

[Sean McClain]

BOB SAGAT!!!
Somehow that makes me think of a sitcom wherein Sagat of Street Fighter fame snaps and wants to live a normal life with a family. So he breaks into Bob Saget's house, breaks his neck, and terrifies the rest of the family into becoming his family.

The situations practically write themselves. For example, Ryu moves in next door and competes with Bob Sagat over who has the best-trimmed lawn. Or Bob tries to find work at an accounting firm and ends up with Akuma as his boss.

[Stretch Dude]

Somehow that makes me think of a sitcom wherein Sagat of Street Fighter fame snaps and wants to live a normal life with a family. So he breaks into Bob Saget's house, breaks his neck, and terrifies the rest of the family into becoming his family.

The situations practically write themselves. For example, Ryu moves in next door and competes with Bob Sagat over who has the best-trimmed lawn. Or Bob tries to find work at an accounting firm and ends up with Akuma as his boss.

Dude, I had the exact same thought! We needs a theme song for this...

[Guts/Batman]

Dude, I had the exact same thought! We needs a theme song for this...

That's soooooooooooooooo crazy...:D

[Anthony Johanson]

Just as long as Jenna Jameson wasn't in the bed earlier than that. I wouldn't know what he would have done bef-

Other Guts: "Of course you wouldn't you idiot! Yes, I am the mysterious throwers of parties because I know you all love them. And prizes. Oh the prizes, who wants Thor's hammer? How about Power Cosmic? I have more gifts to seduce you all with.

Jenna was the first, I invited Poison Ivy and Paris Hilton from the comic book convention I saw them at. I knew Paris wanted to get laid, plus she was cosplaying as Dawn.

Anyways, catch me if you can, I'm just in the next Universe. Well, not the ones controlled by Munchy...

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha"

So, essentially Other Guts, you are in my universe? :evilsmile

[Super Samurai]

The multiverse. So big yet not big enough for you guys.

[foxfire]

Annnd the cover to Uncanny X-Men #480 shows Vulcan looking like he beat the crap out of Gladiator. I need a bigger rolleyes smilie...:rolleyes:

[Guts/Batman]

So, essentially Other Guts, you are in my universe? :evilsmile

Other Guts: "Could be. I dunno, I wander from universe to universe. A...traveler. A collector of items.

Could you give a benchmark of your universe to identify it?"

[Chrosis]

Don't you hate those long pauses in the forums because nobody has anything to say?

[The Dog]

Don't you hate those long pauses in the forums because nobody has anything to say?

Not really. I just watch Megas XLR episodes on YouTube.

[Chrosis]

Not really. I just watch Megas XLR episodes on YouTube.

I would watch youtube... but my computer doesn't have the updated flash. I should probably get it...

[Erebus]

Not really. I just watch Megas XLR episodes on YouTube.
You can get better quality episodes on Toonami Jetstream.

[Sean McClain]

You can get better quality episodes on Toonami Jetstream.
Sure there's better quality video on sites that dedicate themselves to a set number of programs that they are liscenced to show, but the sheer dearth of programs and other videos on Youtube make it the better site.

[Chrosis]

God I hate politicians. There's a special level of hell for them.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060822/od_nm/tomandjerry1_dc_1

[hitokiri_]

BOB SAGAT!!!


AMFV vs street fighter.

[Super Samurai]

Youtube rocks, but it sucks that episodes now have to be cut into 10 minute pieces.

[MKTerra]

So I look down the main page and notice 2 things...

1. Oh hey, Jonah's online. And his name's green. Nifty.
2. Oh hey, it's Watcher's birthday!

Happy Birthday, Watcher! :) Here's a set of goggles :p

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/4605/00042cj7.th.jpg (http://img183.imageshack.us/my.php?image=00042cj7.jpg)

[Arilou]

Happy Birthday Watcher!

[Eternal Torment]

Happy birthday, Watcher! May you kick ass for years to come!

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, everytime during one of those flame wars, I gotta respect you (not that I never did) for putting up with all the posters and staying vigilant during your mod duties. To one of the greatest rumblers, Happy Birthday Watcher!

*brings massive cake and lucky wish star*

[Kholdhearted]

Well i havent really been here that long so i cant say i know you that well.

Happy Birthday nonetheless :D

[Guts/Batman]

Feels a Google Image Search Rampage coming on...

[choptop]

Happy birthday Watcher the god of CBR!!

[Guts/Batman]

Big props to Sean for finding the link to Darth Sideous vs. Superman.

[Ghost]

http://www.warehouse23.com/img/covers/greet-front.jpg

http://www.warehouse23.com/img/covers/greet-inside.jpg

Happy birthday, Watcher! :D

[Stretch Dude]

Hail to the sobering yin to Rumbles' raging yang!

[Erebus]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/st/gallery/images/340/tosspock3.jpg
Live long and prosper.

[Ant Crown]

Ok mr Watcher....I GIVE YOU THE POWER TO ACT NOW ON YOUR DESIRES FOR ONE DAY AS YOU NEVER INTERFERE NOW YOU CAN GO NUTS:D

[Grazzt]

Many happy returns, Watcher!

What do you get for the man who can see into every reality?

[The MunchKING]

Here you go, Watch...

*brings in a fleet of firetruck-tanks from Metal Gear*

For those particularly nasty flamewars.

[Guts/Batman]

What do you get for the man who can see into every reality?

Jelly beans and Pokemon. Everybody loves jelly beans and pokemon. :D

[Gordon Smith]

Happy birthday!

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

hapy birthday mister W...okay i'll for go the marylin monroe style song..

but happy birthday watcher.may you love on for all time and enjoy watching many great debates here on cbr.

[Chrosis]

Happy birthday, here's the key to the brothel.

*hands The Watcher the Key (tm)*

[The Watcher]

Thanks one and all. I'll be sure to enjoy all presents. :)

[Stretch Dude]

Jelly beans and Pokemon. Everybody loves jelly beans and pokemon. :D

Well, for target practice...

[Arrjay]

Happy Birthday Watcher.

All the best to you and yours.

[amirab]

Happy birthday, even though I don't know who you are.

[Super Samurai]

Big props to Sean for finding the link to Darth Sideous vs. Superman.

What would Rumbles be without long, heated, crazy debates...

[biggsdacat]

Happy birthday Watcher. Hope all is well.

[Super Samurai]

I'm amazed that you have survived another year at the Rumbles as Mod. Be proud of your battle scars.

Happy Birthday!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday Watcher!:)




I give you..........Three Light Hawk Wings! :)




Washu, Tsunami, and Tokimi helped me make them especially for you.


Enjoy!

[Guts/Batman]

Well, for target practice...

Heh, I call on you Jelly Bean Cushion!!!

Time to rampage with Google!!!

First, I give All-Star Batman's Batcave.

http://anyeventuality.wordpress.com/files/2006/02/ASBAR4splash.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

What would Rumbles be without long, heated, crazy debates...

Heh.

Complete with Smallville Yaoi...:D

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.annekaringlass.com/11504%20Water%20Jugs%20in%20the%20Rain,%20Manaus.j pg

Some jugs...

http://www.sporties.us/jugs.h15.jpg

A baseball throwing machine complete with a real life Mike Piazza and a lifetime supply of baseballs.

[Stretch Dude]

What would Rumbles be without long, heated, crazy debates...

Boring. Very very boring.

[Stretch Dude]

*singing* Pinched in the Piazza!

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.ctatattler.com/images/popsicles.jpg

Popsicles...

http://bizu.blogspot.com/capt.sge.gco92.170903191213.photo00.default-391x261.jpg

Monkeys eating popsicles!!!

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-06/26/xin_0706032612395061968761.jpg

Britney Spears with dropped on floor baby...

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.clancyfaq.com/images/F-22%20Head%20On%20Over%20Southern%20California.gif

An F-22...

http://www.aikensairplanes.com/images/FMBZ048_SHERMAN_TANK_actual2.JPG

A Sherman Tank!

[Sabrinaset]

Happy Birthday Watcher!

From me AND your arch-nemesis...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Livingtribunal.JPG

[Guts/Batman]

http://slapnose.com/images/blog/0105/0105_bunnies_300x288.jpg

Some bitter bunnies...

[Guts/Batman]

Damn gif wouldn't work...

[Stretch Dude]

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Dragon_zord.JPG&imgrefurl=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friend id%3D55777709&h=240&w=313&sz=10&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=4rFlo3RvxvQ2iM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=117&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDragon%2BZord%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26sa%3DG.jpg


The Dragon Zord...

I don't remember the Dragon Zord being so...textual.

[Guts/Batman]

I don't remember the Dragon Zord being so...textual.

Well...I wanted to give this (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tsanders.com/ath/graphics/bullshit.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thezeropoint.blogspot.com/2006/03/prep-for-tonights-episode-of-24.html&h=224&w=225&sz=17&hl=en&start=7&tbnid=6nPjlaykf2XZJM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=108&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbullshit%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr% 3D%26sa%3DG) but the gif didn't work. Had a witty line and all. Damnit!!!

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.christian-gericke.de/blog/uploaded_images/bullshit-726702.jpg

You might need a bullshit protector...

[Tami]

Now that you are a year older, I thought you might need some help watching over this madhouse, so here is my gift to you...

http://www.antiquespectacles.com/glossary/images/Franklin_style_bifocals.jpg

I hope you get good use out of them. ;)

[Chrosis]

Darth Maul just went up on my badass-o-meter

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/177/3/f/Darth_Maul_by_jtpark.jpg

[Sean McClain]

Big props to Sean for finding the link to Darth Sideous vs. Superman.

Thanks, I need these props to hold up my parade balloon while I finish work on it.

[Anthony Johanson]

Darth Maul just went up on my badass-o-meter

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/177/3/f/Darth_Maul_by_jtpark.jpg

Yes, that red x puts him on my badass meter :D

[Eternal Torment]

I'm doing nothing but listening to Dschinghis Khan's Moskau.

[North]

I think its time for the Knights of Soap Operus to mount up and go on a crusade.

Who does be brave enough

[Stretch Dude]

I think its time for the Knights of Soap Operus to mount up and go on a crusade.

Who does be brave enough

Are there even enough Knights left for a proper crusade?

[North]

Are there even enough Knights left for a proper crusade?
Im not sure if there are enough but there is an evil enemy out there to slay i think its time for an infinite crisis on infinite cbr

SOAP OPERUS ASSEMBLE!

[Stretch Dude]

Im not sure if there are enough but there is an evil enemy out there to slay i think its time for an infinite crisis on infinite cbr

SOAP OPERUS ASSEMBLE!

Most of us are assembling on Munch's board (http://www.gossiping.net/phpBB2/index.php?mforum=so) these days. Least there you can get a full SoapOperus. Over here, nowadays, you'll be lucky if you get both feet.

[Super Samurai]

Reporting for duty!

[Guts/Batman]

*Reports for Duty*

Wait, I'm not a knight...

[Anthony Johanson]

Anthony Johanson, Hazel Knight of Soap Operus, reporting for duty!

[Anthony Johanson]

*Reports for Duty*

Wait, I'm not a knight...

Due to being a important piece of SO, I would consider you a knight anyway, despite the lack of title.

[Stretch Dude]

Another Not-Knight reporting for duty! I'm always up for cutting a bloody swath across the land, and I got a serious slaughtering jones going on...

[Guts/Batman]

Due to being a important piece of SO, I would consider you a knight anyway, despite the lack of title.

*Feels like a KoSO* :D

[Guts/Batman]

*Gets my sword and ball & scythe ready for battle*

http://www.tatun.com/ebay/miniaturat.jpg

http://www.radcanada.org/radstore/Images/Miscellaneous/danceprops/Boy's%20Scythe-Lg.jpg

I know...we need to make my Mirror room at my amusement park lethal

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.plyconsarmory.com/shotguns/maruzencqb1.jpg

And a combat shotgun...

[The Dog]

Dog, Smoke Knight of Soap Operus, reporting for violent merciless rampagi... I mean... Heroic crusading! Yeah, that's it! Heroic crusading!...

Awww, who am I kidding? I'm reporting for violent merciless rampaging!

[North]

Reporting for duty!

*Reports for Duty*

Wait, I'm not a knight...

Anthony Johanson, Hazel Knight of Soap Operus, reporting for duty!

Another Not-Knight reporting for duty! I'm always up for cutting a bloody swath across the land, and I got a serious slaughtering jones going on...

Dog, Smoke Knight of Soap Operus, reporting for violent merciless rampagi... I mean... Heroic crusading! Yeah, that's it! Heroic crusading!...

Awww, who am I kidding? I'm reporting for violent merciless rampaging!

ALRIGHT.

Soap Operus is dying. Posts are few and fleeting. There is no repect for the might of the Rumblers anymore.

It is time to change this.

First of all

Kneel Guts/Batman.

And Arise Sir Guts/Batman.

Kneel Stretch Dude

And Arise Sir Stretch Dude.



Your both worthy of Knighthood. You will earn your color during the crusade.
We need to bring back the power to the board.

[Erebus]

Yet another commoner, taking up arms against... someone!
*Takes out adamantium swordchucks*

[Super Samurai]

We will help bring back Soap Operus on it's feet. *Does cool heroic pose*

[Stretch Dude]

For the glory of the Devourer! *raises high the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightyness*

[Tami]

ALRIGHT.

Soap Operus is dying. Posts are few and fleeting. There is no repect for the might of the Rumblers anymore.

It is time to change this.

First of all

Kneel Guts/Batman.

And Arise Sir Guts/Batman.

Kneel Stretch Dude

And Arise Sir Stretch Dude.



Your both worthy of Knighthood. You will earn your color during the crusade.
We need to bring back the power to the board.

This is so very touching, almost brings a tear to my eye! I wish you all well in your crusade.

[North]

This is so very touching, almost brings a tear to my eye! I wish you all well in your crusade.

Your wellwishes are much appreciated

Yet another commoner, taking up arms against... someone!
*Takes out adamantium swordchucks*

Glad to have you aboard Erebus. You are much more then a mere commoner.

For the glory of the Devourer! *raises high the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightyness*

We will help bring back Soap Operus on it's feet. *Does cool heroic pose*

Most excellent I knew i could count on the Knights to rise again.

I have a plan.
But I must keep it secret for now. Away from prying eyes. I need one volunteer for reconnaisance. Send me a PM. It will be a trying task. and much may depend on it. We need all the allies we can.
We need to regroup here wednesday night for the mission.

Stay tuned.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

ALRIGHT.

Soap Operus is dying. Posts are few and fleeting. There is no repect for the might of the Rumblers anymore.

It is time to change this.

First of all

Kneel Guts/Batman.

And Arise Sir Guts/Batman.

Kneel Stretch Dude

And Arise Sir Stretch Dude.



Your both worthy of Knighthood. You will earn your color during the crusade.
We need to bring back the power to the board.


Well then, time to pull the armour out of the closet then, huh?


*Dusts his armour and staff off, then bows to North*.


Cleric of Hell's Brigade, the Black Knight of So, reporting for duty, sir.

[hitokiri_]

Your wellwishes are much appreciated



Glad to have you aboard Erebus. You are much more then a mere commoner.





Most excellent I knew i could count on the Knights to rise again.

I have a plan.
But I must keep it secret for now. Away from prying eyes. I need one volunteer for reconnaisance. Send me a PM. It will be a trying task. and much may depend on it. We need all the allies we can.
We need to regroup here wednesday night for the mission.

Stay tuned.


i wish peter was here.

[Super Samurai]

Can't wait for the mission. Anyways why not we eat and drink before we perform this trying task. *Provides food and refreshments.*

[Guts/Batman]

First of all

Kneel Guts/Batman.

And Arise Sir Guts/Batman.


Your both worthy of Knighthood. You will earn your color during the crusade.
We need to bring back the power to the board.

*Kneels and arises as Sir Guts/Batman*

Soap Operus will survive so long I have breath!

[North]

Well then, time to pull the armour out of the closet then, huh?


*Dusts his armour and staff off, then bows to North*.


Cleric of Hell's Brigade, the Black Knight of So, reporting for duty, sir.

Cleric glad you could make it.

i wish peter was here.

*Raises a drink*

To fallen comrades

[Guts/Batman]

*Raises my glass of iced tea and drinks for fallen comrades*

*Loads the sawed off shotguns, gets the scythe, sheathes my swords* To maim and pillage!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

A year or so ago, when I was knighted, I pledged to serve the cause of SO until I couldn't anymore. As long as the flesh is willing, I am ready to fight.

[hitokiri_]

A year or so ago, when I was knighted, I pledged to serve the cause of SO until I couldn't anymore. As long as the flesh is willing, I am ready to fight.

the spirit is willing and the flesh is up and running. charge!

[Eternal Torment]

While the crusade is being planned, the Necrons come knocking at this thread's door.

[Stretch Dude]

Whiel the crusade is being planned, the Necrons come knocking at this thread's door.

Let them. Should they dare to cross our threshold, they shall find waiting for them a deadly funhouse worthy of Kevin McCallister himself.

[Eternal Torment]

Let them. Should they dare to cross our threshold, they shall find waiting for them a deadly funhouse worthy of Kevin McCallister himself.

Don't bother. I invited them to crash at my Dungeon for a while. They're still pissed over them getting their asses kicked at Medusa V.

[Stretch Dude]

Don't bother. I invited them to crash at my Dungeon for a while. They're still pissed over them getting their asses kicked at Medusa V.

Aw, and I wanted to break in my new acid-filled iron maidens...

[Eternal Torment]

Aw, and I wanted to break in my new acid-filled iron maidens...

For a moment, I thought you meant Acid as in LSD.

[Stretch Dude]

For a moment, I thought you meant Acid as in LSD.

No, you're thinking of my acid-laced Iron Maiden albums.

[Eternal Torment]

No, you're thinking of my acid-laced Iron Maiden albums.

Never mind. Time to go collect souls for the C'Tan. They're always moaning about how they're hungry all the friggin time.

[Sean McClain]

Aw, and I wanted to break in my new acid-filled iron maidens...
Ah, the self-cleaning models.

They work nicely, but you have to replace the acid quite frequently.

[Eternal Torment]

I would gladly donate weapons to your cause. Need artifacts of unimaginable power? Just ask me. My Dungeon has a brisk business of adventurers dying in it. Plus, the contracts they sign beforehand prevent their families from suing me. And my voidcrafting will give you the best results every time.

[Guts/Batman]

*Pulls my sword from the carcass of an enemy*

*Thus was written in the Scrolls of Khazan was the start of Emporer Guts rise to claim his former position of power. Thus rose the Star Knight Emporer*

[North]

*pours out Beer for everyone*

Mmmmm.....beer

[Stretch Dude]

*Pulls my sword from the carcass of an enemy*

*Thus was written in the Scrolls of Khazan was the start of Emporer Guts rise to claim his former position of power. Thus rose the Star Knight Emporer*

You know it's spelled Emperor, right?

[Anthony Johanson]

*Pulls my sword from the carcass of an enemy*

*Thus was written in the Scrolls of Khazan was the start of Emporer Guts rise to claim his former position of power. Thus rose the Star Knight Emporer*

Does this mean I'll have to give back the other half of Khazan?

[Eternal Torment]

Does this mean I'll have to give back the other half of Khazan?

Well, I've already destroyed the capital in his absence as Emperor....

[Super Samurai]

*pours out Beer for everyone*

Mmmmm.....beer

*Drinks beer*
Might fine beer ye have here.
*Goes into a drunken dance*

[Guts/Batman]

You know it's spelled Emperor, right?

*Mutters* Bastard...

[Guts/Batman]

Does this mean I'll have to give back the other half of Khazan?

No...

I will be lenient and let you keep it, however, I will have to take from someone else. Most of my land is an amusement park at the moment so that will have to be taken down.

*Reinitiates the program for the meteor calling satellite*

[Guts/Batman]

Well, I've already destroyed the capital in his absence as Emperor....

That was a mere shell. While I have been the lord of the amusement park industry on this continent, I seceretly built a fortress and surrounding city more that 150 miles in diameter.

And now...

*Cue Unicron theme from TF:TM*

*Presses the code into the machine to rise the fortress and city to the ground. This city rises with numerous skyscrapers, homes, businesses. In the center arises a 2 mile high adamantium/vibranium walled fortress*

[Eternal Torment]

That was a mere shell. While I have been the lord of the amusement park industry on this continent, I seceretly built a fortress and surrounding city more that 150 miles in diameter.

And now...

*Cue Unicron theme from TF:TM*

*Presses the code into the machine to rise the fortress and city to the ground. This city rises with numerous skyscrapers, homes, businesses. In the center arises a 2 mile high adamantium/vibranium walled fortress*

Wow. Do you have any Imperial vehicles?

[Guts/Batman]

Wow. Do you have any Imperial vehicles?

Of course I do...

I am beginning work on the Sky Navy program, space program, food manufacturing programs outside of the city. Maintaining an army of 4 million. Restablishing the Council of Mages. Building new superweapons.

The normal.

[Eternal Torment]

Of course I do...

I am beginning work on the Sky Navy program, space program, food manufacturing programs outside of the city. Maintaining an army of 4 million. Restablishing the Council of Mages. Building new superweapons.

The normal.

If you have any personal vehicles, I call shotgun. And didn't I help in the destruction of the Council of Mages?

[Guts/Batman]

If you have any personal vehicles, I call shotgun. And didn't I help in the destruction of the Council of Mages?

I do have them all over the place. They are all hover cars like the ones.

And to the second question, I dunno...

[Eternal Torment]

I do have them all over the place. They are all hover cars like the ones.

And to the second question, I dunno...

So I just called shotgun on several thousand vehicles at the same time. Sweet.

[Stretch Dude]

*Mutters* Bastard...

*mutters* Perky neighbor...

[Guts/Batman]

*mutters* Perky neighbor...

Surely you don't mean me...

Jessica Alba just moved next door. Remember?

[Stretch Dude]

Surely you don't mean me...

Jessica Alba just moved next door. Remember?

Nah, I gave her some of my "special" brownies. She's a whole lot more than perky now. ;)

[Guts/Batman]

Nah, I gave her some of my "special" brownies. She's a whole lot more than perky now. ;)

One would hope so. Might have to check up on her later. To welcome her to the neighborhood...

Back in the top 10...:D

*Sings* Movin on up!

[Stretch Dude]

One would hope so. Might have to check up on her later. To welcome her to the neighborhood...

Yes..."welcome."

Back in the top 10...:D

*Sings* Movin on up!

As #3, I proudly welcome you back. :D

[Guts/Batman]

Yes..."welcome."

You aren't suggesting that I intend to do more than just say hello and drop some cookies off at her house, do you Sir Stretch Dude?

As #3, I proudly welcome you back. :D

Thank you kid sir. For about two Khazans I have no felt like participating, but now I feel like being apart of Khazan. For some reason, I didn't find it as boring to be Emperor of the Khazan Empire anymore.

Then the KoSO were called into service once again to revive Soap Operus. I feel a duty to help in the revival. And in the process became the Star Knight in the process.

The Star Knight Emperor shall rise again!!!

[Stretch Dude]

You aren't suggesting that I intend to do more than just say hello and drop some cookies off at her house, do you Sir Stretch Dude?

Depends on what kind of cookies they are. My brownies have already given her the need for a new wardrobe...

Thank you kid sir. For about two Khazans I have no felt like participating, but now I feel like being apart of Khazan. For some reason, I didn't find it as boring to be Emperor of the Khazan Empire anymore.

Then the KoSO were called into service once again to revive Soap Operus. I feel a duty to help in the revival. And in the process became the Star Knight in the process.

The Star Knight Emperor shall rise again!!!

Hail the Star Knight Emperor!!

(Which reminds me...I gotta find a cool-sounding title for myself...)

[Guts/Batman]

Depends on what kind of cookies they are. My brownies have already given her the need for a new wardrobe...

I see. Was thinking of Chocolate chip cookies but that is too boring. I know, I'll make them chocolate chip cookie dough cookes!

Hail the Star Knight Emperor!!

(Which reminds me...I gotta find a cool-sounding title for myself...)

I was looking through the colors and names that hadn't been taken. I was thinking the Maroon Knight but Maroon has a bad connotation. Star Knight just sounded better.

[Stretch Dude]

I see. Was thinking of Chocolate chip cookies but that is too boring. I know, I'll make them chocolate chip cookie dough cookes!

Mmm...redundant... *Homer-drool*

I was looking through the colors and names that hadn't been taken. I was thinking the Maroon Knight but Maroon has a bad connotation. Star Knight just sounded better.

Yeah, and now I'm thinking cosmically, too, plus some kinda extra thing the way you added Emperor to yours.

How does the Mad Lunar Knight sound?

[Eternal Torment]

The Star Knight Emperor shall rise again!!!

Should I oppose it? Naw. I'll help you guys out. And I'm the one who stole Stretch's weed.

[The Dog]

*Suddenly, Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" begins roaring out of nowhere as the ground begins to shake, large fissures ripping the ground asunder. Out of these fissures, large gouts of flame erupt and smoke billows as the legions of Hell crawl and fly forth onto the world. A pillar of brimstone rises, holding a succubus with a microphone*

Succubus: Ladies, Gentlemen, Heroes, and all second-rate pretenders to the throne, tremble in fear, for the Smoke Knight and Ruler of Hell, Overlord Dog, has.. RETURNED!

*At that moment, the music changes Nobou Uematsu's "One Winged Angel" the ground rips apart, spewing forth dark flames and even darker smoke as a throne made of bone and held together by obsidian souls rises out of the ground. Upon it, Overlord Dog is seated, dressed in intricate armor that looks like it is made of smoke with an obsidian blade glowing an ominous purple at his side, a viking helmet adorned with black bull horns upon his head. He stands, spreaking out large feathery wings as black as a thousand moonless nights as he looks over the assembled*

Overlord Dog: Now... Where is the battle?

[Eternal Torment]

*Suddenly, Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" begins roaring out of nowhere as the ground begins to shake, large fissures ripping the ground asunder. Out of these fissures, large gouts of flame erupt and smoke billows as the legions of Hell crawl and fly forth onto the world. A pillar of brimstone rises, holding a succubus with a microphone*

Succubus: Ladies, Gentlemen, Heroes, and all second-rate pretenders to the throne, tremble in fear, for the Smoke Knight and Ruler of Hell, Overlord Dog, has.. RETURNED!

*At that moment, the music changes Nobou Uematsu's "One Winged Angel" the ground rips apart, spewing forth dark flames and even darker smoke as a throne made of bone and held together by obsidian souls rises out of the ground. Upon it, Overlord Dog is seated, dressed in intricate armor that looks like it is made of smoke with an obsidian blade glowing an ominous purple at his side, a viking helmet adorned with black bull horns upon his head. He stands, spreaking out large feathery wings as black as a thousand moonless nights as he looks over the assembled*

Overlord Dog: Now... Where is the battle?

Not yet. North hasn't declared the crusade for you guys. I'm just a bystander.

[Stretch Dude]

*Suddenly, Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" begins roaring out of nowhere as the ground begins to shake, large fissures ripping the ground asunder. Out of these fissures, large gouts of flame erupt and smoke billows as the legions of Hell crawl and fly forth onto the world. A pillar of brimstone rises, holding a succubus with a microphone*

Succubus: Ladies, Gentlemen, Heroes, and all second-rate pretenders to the throne, tremble in fear, for the Smoke Knight and Ruler of Hell, Overlord Dog, has.. RETURNED!

*At that moment, the music changes Nobou Uematsu's "One Winged Angel" the ground rips apart, spewing forth dark flames and even darker smoke as a throne made of bone and held together by obsidian souls rises out of the ground. Upon it, Overlord Dog is seated, dressed in intricate armor that looks like it is made of smoke with an obsidian blade glowing an ominous purple at his side, a viking helmet adorned with black bull horns upon his head. He stands, spreaking out large feathery wings as black as a thousand moonless nights as he looks over the assembled*

Overlord Dog: Now... Where is the battle?

You are the Dark Overlord of Entrances.

And North hasn't told us yet. I think he's got someone on recon.

[Stretch Dude]

Should I oppose it? Naw. I'll help you guys out. And I'm the one who stole Stretch's weed.

You stole my weed? Then what the hell did I mix into in the water supply?

[The Dog]

You stole my weed? Then what the hell did I mix into in the water supply?

Aphrodisiacs and viagra.

[Stretch Dude]

Aphrodisiacs and viagra.

*looks downward*

Ah. Well. That explains that. And why public orgies have suddenly become socially acceptable.

[The Dog]

You are the Dark Overlord of Entrances.

I thank you. I do so try. All great villains have truly memorable entrances. A good entrance already gives one a psychological advantage in battle, since it instills a sense of awe and fear in your opponent.

Of course, looking badassed and terrifying doesn't hurt.


And North hasn't told us yet. I think he's got someone on recon.

Awww... No battle? Oh well, I can wait.

[Stretch Dude]

I thank you. I do so try. All great villains have truly memorable entrances. A good entrance already gives one a psychological advantage in battle, since it instills a sense of awe and fear in your opponent.

Of course, looking badassed and terrifying doesn't hurt.

Words to live and strike terror by.

Awww... No battle? Oh well, I can wait.

You won't have to wait long. Last we heard, the crusade was scheduled for tomorrow.

[Eternal Torment]

I thank you. I do so try. All great villains have truly memorable entrances. A good entrance already gives one a psychological advantage in battle, since it instills a sense of awe and fear in your opponent.

Of course, looking badassed and terrifying doesn't hurt.

But wouldn't it be easier to just appear out of nowhere, uninvited and unexpected, and just put a few bullets in the back of the hero's head before slinking back into the shadows and disappearing?

[Super Samurai]

This gives me time to ponder. When I'm smiting my enemies should I go with cool scary mask or cool scary face paint???

[Tami]

This gives me time to ponder. When I'm smiting my enemies should I go with cool scary mask or cool scary face paint???

How about..

http://www.costumes4less.com/prodimages/thumbnails/5/thumbnailTF6003.jpg

Or how about..

http://www.peoplepainters.com/images/images/webpics2001/skull%20face%20painting.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

But wouldn't it be easier to just appear out of nowhere, uninvited and unexpected, and just put a few bullets in the back of the hero's head before slinking back into the shadows and disappearing?

No sense of theatrics...sad.

[Eternal Torment]

No sense of theatrics...sad.

I would prefer my enemies dead instead of being awed before shooting at me.

[Anthony Johanson]

I would prefer my enemies dead instead of being awed before shooting at me.

What ET said.

[Sean McClain]

*Sits on a hill, watching as the wind blows towards the slowly rejuvenating assembly of Knights and other adventurers.*

Best to wait for the right time.

[Guts/Batman]

Mmm...redundant... *Homer-drool*

Gotta make somethin special for such a lady. Pretty sure she dances like a ho, too...

Yeah, and now I'm thinking cosmically, too, plus some kinda extra thing the way you added Emperor to yours.

How does the Mad Lunar Knight sound?

Sounds good to me. Saying I'm the Emporer of of Khazan and Star Knight of KoSO. Shortening up to Star Knight Emporer just makes a lot more sense to me.

Plus, I'm sure this gives me some more extra abilities to what I had before...

[Guts/Batman]

*Official 3 mile high torture tower rises from the ground full of all manner of torture devices. Past, present and future*

Who wants to be my head torturer?

[Sean McClain]

*Official 3 mile high torture tower rises from the ground full of all manner of torture devices. Past, present and future*

Who wants to be my head torturer?
*An X-shaped cut in the wall appears behind Emporer Guts as a quiet figure raises his hand.*

Yo.

[Guts/Batman]

And North hasn't told us yet. I think he's got someone on recon.

We may not have gotten any orders but I am prepping and reconsolidating control over my empire.

Orders or not. I continue to work...

[North]

Be sure to check back here in 24 hours.













Try the punch

[Guts/Batman]

*An X-shaped cut in the wall appears behind Emporer Guts as a quiet figure raises his hand.*

Yo.

Can you take someone to the brink of death, nurse them back to full health, only to torture them back to the brink of death over and over and over again until I decide to send them to Overlord Dog's Hell...?

[Chrosis]

Be sure to check back here in 24 hours.



Try the punch

When you call forth the Knights of the SO, you have to be dramatic.


Knights of the Soap Operus... ASSEMBLE!!!

[North]

Can you take someone to the brink of death, nurse them back to full health, only to torture them back to the brink of death over and over and over again until I decide to send them to Overlord Dog's Hell...?

That sounds like an ex of mine

[Sean McClain]

Can you take someone to the brink of death, nurse them back to full health, only to torture them back to the brink of death over and over and over again until I decide to send them to Overlord Dog's Hell...?
That's what I call Alternate Tuesdays.

[Guts/Batman]

That's what I call Alternate Tuesdays.

Good...

If I hire you, you will have access to technology which will allow you to separate body parts and put them in different dimensions. Among other things.

Answer me this question satisfactorily and the job is yours. There is a group seeking to end my reign by planning a civil war. They are allying themselves with outside forces.

They have pillaged and maimed villages within the Empire and come to the capital. We meet them in battle and slaughter all but 15 of them. The leaders, How do you torture them?

[Sean McClain]

Good...

If I hire you, you will have access to technology which will allow you to separate body parts and put them in different dimensions. Among other things.

Answer me this question satisfactorily and the job is yours. There is a group seeking to end my reign by planning a civil war. They are allying themselves with outside forces.

They have pillaged and maimed villages within the Empire and come to the capital. We meet them in battle and slaughter all but 15 of them. The leaders, How do you torture them?

First, I split the captives into three groups of five. The first group is to be interrogated for any information they have on the enemy forces. Every time they do not answer one of the interrogator's questions, a small part is either broken or cut off of their bodies. While in their cells, the only things they will be allowed to eat are the body parts that have been cut off of them during the course of the day's interrogation. At random intervals I will choose to let them starve in order to increase the group's desperation and ultimately force one or more of the surviving group to crack and reveal information for some safe harbor. Naturally, once the necessary information has been obtained, they will be drawn, quartered, and their heads put on pikes as a symbol to our enemies.

The second group will be sent to the Science Division for experimentation and random testing. Their conditions would be nothing short of apalling to even the most die-hard fanatic. That group would be used for such experiments as testing the human tolerance limit of bad fanfiction, live dissection, and random insertion of various objects into various organs of the body. One by one, the subjects would be dissected, probed, violated, and forced through test after test until they have finally outlived their usefulness. Then, they are allowed to heal by the Science Crew and set free . . . only to be crushed by our new line of Mobile Automaton Gears (M.A.G.'s).

The third group will be sent to the theater, to be trained to perform various plays written by the most insane playwright to ever exist, Reverse Shakespeare of Under-London. The prisoners will learn acting and choreography to absolute perfection, or various ancient torture techniques will be used upon them to coerce their performance. The Royal Enslavement Players will have a total of five command performances in front of the entire country. In each play, the prisoners are degraded in most every possible way on stage; and at the end, one of them will be killed at almost complete random by another prisoner. Then, the remaining subjects will be forced to cannibalize the corpse and deface it completely before a cheering audience.

How's that for you?

[Guts/Batman]

Wow...

That is some total bastardry.

You are hired.

[Sean McClain]

Wow...

That is some total bastardry.

You are hired.
That's what you get when you're crazy like me.

Success.

[Guts/Batman]

You may hire assistant torturers as well but I have to approve them, Chief Torturer Sean.

[Sean McClain]

You may hire assistant torturers as well but I have to approve them, Chief Torturer Sean.
Can and most likely will do, sir.

[Chrosis]

You may hire assistant torturers as well but I have to approve them, Chief Torturer Sean.

I thought the Dog had the torture... not sean.

oh well...

[Sean McClain]

I thought the Dog had the torture... not sean.

oh well...
My tortures end when they die.

Overlord Dog's tortures go on for eternity.

[Guts/Batman]

I thought the Dog had the torture... not sean.

oh well...

Exactly what Sean said.

They go to Overlord Dog's Hell when we let them go there. Where they will get tortured more...

[Eternal Torment]

Exactly what Sean said.

They go to Overlord Dog's Hell when we let them go there. Where they will get tortured more...

After Eternity, hand them over to me. I'll make sure they stay dead.

[Stretch Dude]

Gotta make somethin special for such a lady. Pretty sure she dances like a ho, too...

And thanks to my brownies, there's a whole lotta jigglin' goin' on. ;)

Sounds good to me. Saying I'm the Emporer of of Khazan and Star Knight of KoSO. Shortening up to Star Knight Emporer just makes a lot more sense to me.

Plus, I'm sure this gives me some more extra abilities to what I had before...

Definitely sounds like you got some more cosmic stuff now.

[Stretch Dude]

When you call forth the Knights of the SO, you have to be dramatic.


Knights of the Soap Operus... ASSEMBLE!!!

*A full moon appears in broad daylight. It becomes enveloped in a beam of light that streaks toward the Earth, striking with enough force to vaporize the surrounding area. A figure in gleaming armor, brandishing the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightyness, steps forth.*

Stretch Dude, the Mad Lunar Knight, reporting for duty!

[Super Samurai]

The moment tis almost upon us, where our will and wit will be tested. I pray to Soap Operus that our journey will be ultra cool and badass with lots of explosions.

[Stretch Dude]

The moment tis almost upon us, where our will and wit will be tested. I pray to Soap Operus that our journey will be ultra cool and badass with lots of explosions.

Not to mentions scads of super-hot womens in skimpy outfits. Those are key, you know.

[Guts/Batman]

And thanks to my brownies, there's a whole lotta jigglin' goin' on. ;)

And jigglin' is very good. Now if we could get Eva Longoria to move in with her...

Definitely sounds like you got some more cosmic stuff now.

Indeed sounds like I get soem measure of cosmic powers. Even perhaps Power Cosmic.

[Eternal Torment]

Indeed sounds like I get some measure of cosmic powers. Even perhaps Power Cosmic.

Really? How very interesting......

[Guts/Batman]

*Launches a new satellite. One which expends once it moves into interstellar space to Unicron-esque size and begins the search for planets with suitable power sources and sucks them of energy, transporting the energy back to the planet*

*Also, begins to work on the putting afterburners and massive thrusters*

[Eternal Torment]

*Launches a new satellite. One which expends once it moves into interstellar space to Unicron-esque size and begins the search for planets with suitable power sources and sucks them of energy, transporting the energy back to the planet*

*Also, begins to work on the putting afterburners and massive thrusters*

What are you doing? That's not the right way to destroy a planet!

[Guts/Batman]

What are you doing? That's not the right way to destroy a planet!

Bah!

I don't want to destroy it. Destroying the planet is inefficient for the ends...

[Eternal Torment]

Bah!

I don't want to destroy it. Destroying the planet is inefficient for the ends...

Why do you need this energy? To power something, perhaps?

[Guts/Batman]

Why do you need this energy? To power something, perhaps?

Naturally...

One can never have too much energy, or power.

[Eternal Torment]

Naturally...

One can never have too much energy, or power.

The idea of you having that much power makes me want to launch a friendly raid against your Unicron ship.

[Guts/Batman]

The idea of you having that much power makes me want to launch a friendly raid against your Unicron ship.

Even if you did attack it, you wouldn't destroy it or hold up it's mission. Plus, there are many devices behind it. Potentially more powerful.

[Eternal Torment]

Even if you did attack it, you wouldn't destroy it or hold up it's mission. Plus, there are many devices behind it. Potentially more powerful.

I know. I wanted to place a bet that I could destroy that ship using my voidship minions. Such a spoilsport.

[Stretch Dude]

And jigglin' is very good. Now if we could get Eva Longoria to move in with her...

Double the jigglin', double the fun!

[Anthony Johanson]

First off, I'd like to apologize, for I will have to drop out of the campaign to restore honor to SO. To make it plain and simple: My life is falling apart, and I think I may need some time to sort it out. I think my overall time spent at CBR could be a small problem, and I think I will be taking a hiatus from it. I apologize to Cleric, because I will probably hav eto drop out of his RP's, but most of all, I want to apologize to the KoSO, and the rest of my fellow posters for letting 'em down.

I may be gone for 2 weeks, 2 months, 9 months etc. Stay safe everyone.

[Guts/Batman]

Double the jigglin', double the fun!

*Calls dibs on Eva Longoria...*

Hmmm...

We should make a plan to get all of the world's hottest women to move into the capital to become part of our harems...

[Guts/Batman]

First off, I'd like to apologize, for I will have to drop out of the campaign to restore honor to SO. To make it plain and simple: My life is falling apart, and I think I may need some time to sort it out. I think my overall time spent at CBR could be a small problem, and I think I will be taking a hiatus from it. I apologize to Cleric, because I will probably hav eto drop out of his RP's, but most of all, I want to apologize to the KoSO, and the rest of my fellow posters for letting 'em down.

I may be gone for 2 weeks, 2 months, 9 months etc. Stay safe everyone.

Be well brother in arms. SO won't be the same without ya...

[Eternal Torment]

First off, I'd like to apologize, for I will have to drop out of the campaign to restore honor to SO. To make it plain and simple: My life is falling apart, and I think I may need some time to sort it out. I think my overall time spent at CBR could be a small problem, and I think I will be taking a hiatus from it. I apologize to Cleric, because I will probably hav eto drop out of his RP's, but most of all, I want to apologize to the KoSO, and the rest of my fellow posters for letting 'em down.

I may be gone for 2 weeks, 2 months, 9 months etc. Stay safe everyone.

Take the time you need to recover. I hope you can deal with what problems there might be.

[Guts/Batman]

I know. I wanted to place a bet that I could destroy that ship using my voidship minions. Such a spoilsport.

*Sighs*

True. You are welcome to try however...

[Eternal Torment]

*Sighs*

True. You are welcome to try however...

Alright. But as I launch the attack, speak of these more powerful devices you mentioned earlier. *launches the first wave* And they're off!

[Stretch Dude]

First off, I'd like to apologize, for I will have to drop out of the campaign to restore honor to SO. To make it plain and simple: My life is falling apart, and I think I may need some time to sort it out. I think my overall time spent at CBR could be a small problem, and I think I will be taking a hiatus from it. I apologize to Cleric, because I will probably hav eto drop out of his RP's, but most of all, I want to apologize to the KoSO, and the rest of my fellow posters for letting 'em down.

I may be gone for 2 weeks, 2 months, 9 months etc. Stay safe everyone.

May luck, the Force, and the power of the Devourer be with you, Hazel Knight.

[Stretch Dude]

*Calls dibs on Eva Longoria...*

Hmmm...

We should make a plan to get all of the world's hottest women to move into the capital to become part of our harems...

Yes, and after they all have a few of my special brownies, we could have them star in a new TV show wherein we out-Baywatch Baywatch! What's the show about? Who cares?! Everyone's gonna watch with the sound off anyway! :D

[Guts/Batman]

Alright. But as I launch the attack, speak of these more powerful devices you mentioned earlier. *launches the first wave* And they're off!

*My Unicron ship busts your cannon fodder first wave of enemy ships as if they weren't there*

*Rambles on* Well...some anti-matter converters into anti-energy waves. Anti-Force emitters powerful enough to take down multiverses with ease by collapsing the structures than hold it together.

My Unicron ship will survive it. As will Earth when I get my shield up and running around the Earth. It's kinda like that shield that the Superfriends had around the Earth but more uber, much more uber.

With the thrusters and afterburners I have installed on Earth we will be like a pirate ship, conquering other planets. That's one of the things I need the Unicron ship for.

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, and after they all have a few of my special brownies, we could have them star in a new TV show wherein we out-Baywatch Baywatch! What's the show about? Who cares?! Everyone's gonna watch with the sound off anyway! :D

And we rake in the trillions and quadrillions from the sales of dvds and ads. Not that we need the millions and billions and quadrillions, but still it's all good.

[Eternal Torment]

*My Unicron ship busts your cannon fodder first wave of enemy ships as if they weren't there*

*Rambles on* Well...some anti-matter converters into anti-energy waves. Anti-Force emitters powerful enough to take down multiverses with ease by collapsing the structures than hold it together.

My Unicron ship will survive it. As will Earth when I get my shield up and running around the Earth. It's kinda like that shield that the Superfriends had around the Earth but more uber, much more uber.

With the thrusters and afterburners I have installed on Earth we will be like a pirate ship, conquering other planets. That's one of the things I need the Unicron ship for.

Oh. That makes perfect sense. *launches more* Their PSB cannons will deal damage to your ship. *fodder start firing* *a mandible is blown off*

[Erebus]

First off, I'd like to apologize, for I will have to drop out of the campaign to restore honor to SO. To make it plain and simple: My life is falling apart, and I think I may need some time to sort it out. I think my overall time spent at CBR could be a small problem, and I think I will be taking a hiatus from it. I apologize to Cleric, because I will probably hav eto drop out of his RP's, but most of all, I want to apologize to the KoSO, and the rest of my fellow posters for letting 'em down.

I may be gone for 2 weeks, 2 months, 9 months etc. Stay safe everyone.
Your a brave man, Johnson. Many a time I've tried quitting the sweet lust that is CBR, but I've never suceeded.

[Erebus]

Oh. That makes perfect sense. *launches more* Their PSB cannons will deal damage to your ship. *fodder start firing* *a mandible is blown off*
Sorry dude. Time to reveal my secret weapon.
*suddenly, thousands of Deedees fall out of the sky.*
Each Deedee is programmed to obey my specific command. Now then...
HEY DEEDEES! LOOK, THERE'S MY FRIEND TORMENT WITH A BUNCH OF SHINEY BUTTONS!
"OOOOOH! WHAT DO THESE BUTTONS DO?"

[Guts/Batman]

Oh. That makes perfect sense. *launches more* Their PSB cannons will deal damage to your ship. *fodder start firing* *a mandible is blown off*

*The mandible is blown off but the damage is repaired almost as soon as it was done, my immense powers increased after becoming Knighted, provide a shield around it, while it moves to it's next destination.

The ship now almost as good as new and now adapted to this fire, sends out a beam in all directions, destroying your cannon fodder ships*

This ship is tied to me, to destroy it, you must destroy me totally.

[Eternal Torment]

*The mandible is blown off but the damage is repaired almost as soon as it was done, my immense powers increased after becoming Knighted, provide a shield around it, while it moves to it's next destination.

The ship now almost as good as new and now adapted to this fire, sends out a beam in all directions, destroying your cannon fodder ships*

This ship is tied to me, to destroy it, you must destroy me totally.

Well, can't you make a new one and let me destroy this one? I need to inflate my self-esteem.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, can't you make a new one and let me destroy this one? I need to inflate my self-esteem.

*Sighs* Okay okay...

But you owe me big time.

*Pulls down my shield and makes it vulnerable to your weapons, meanwhile making another one*

[Eternal Torment]

*Sighs* Okay okay...

But you owe me big time.

*Pulls down my shield and makes it vulnerable to your weapons, meanwhile making another one*

Thanks. *sends swarms upon swarms of cruisers at the Unicron ship* Zaltiel Cannons, FIRE!!! *ships change into massive gunbarrel like shapes and blast the ship* *KABOOM* Do you need an honour guard?

[Stretch Dude]

And we rake in the trillions and quadrillions from the sales of dvds and ads. Not that we need the millions and billions and quadrillions, but still it's all good.

Enough wealth to make Scrooge McDuck look like a hobo and a harem of biologically-enhanced super-hotties. Definitely a wise goal. :D

[Guts/Batman]

Thanks. *sends swarms upon swarms of cruisers at the Unicron ship* Zaltiel Cannons, FIRE!!! *ships change into massive gunbarrel like shapes and blast the ship* *KABOOM* Do you need an honour guard?

I could use a few. But they have to be uber. They have to be ready for times of war.

[Guts/Batman]

Enough wealth to make Scrooge McDuck look like a hobo and a harem of biologically-enhanced super-hotties. Definitely a wise goal. :D

*Show up Scrooge McDuck*

Check...

[Eternal Torment]

I could use a few. But they have to be uber. They have to be ready for times of war.

Well, I can supply with the Space Marines type, the Invulnerable Shadows type, and the Dread Guard type.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, I can supply with the Space Marines type, the Invulnerable Shadows type, and the Dread Guard type.

Hmmmm...

2 of each will do...

[Stretch Dude]

*Show up Scrooge McDuck*

Check...

And maybe I could give a few of them my special cookies, so that they can take care of irritants on the rare occasions where we don't feel like destroying them ourselves.

[Eternal Torment]

Hmmmm...

2 of each will do...

Alright. *spawns 2 Emperor's Champions, 2 Dread Shadows and 2 Liches* Anything else?

[Guts/Batman]

Alright. *spawns 2 Emperor's Champions, 2 Dread Shadows and 2 Liches* Anything else?

Not right now...

[Guts/Batman]

And maybe I could give a few of them my special cookies, so that they can take care of irritants on the rare occasions where we don't feel like destroying them ourselves.

Hmmmmmmm...

I like your thinking Sir Stretch Dude...

[Stretch Dude]

Hmmmmmmm...

I like your thinking Sir Stretch Dude...

Ah, thank you, Sir Guts. Just...don't ask about giving them the fudge. That's...really more for our use. Not that we need it.

...Yeah.

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, thank you, Sir Guts. Just...don't ask about giving them the fudge. That's...really more for our use. Not that we need it.

...Yeah.

Especially no Peanut Butter Fudge. Mmmmmmmmm...Unless, it is involved in heating the fidge up and pouring it all over them. :D

Also, anyone seen Other Guts around?

[sharkerbob]

First off, I'd like to apologize, for I will have to drop out of the campaign to restore honor to SO. To make it plain and simple: My life is falling apart, and I think I may need some time to sort it out. I think my overall time spent at CBR could be a small problem, and I think I will be taking a hiatus from it. I apologize to Cleric, because I will probably hav eto drop out of his RP's, but most of all, I want to apologize to the KoSO, and the rest of my fellow posters for letting 'em down.

I may be gone for 2 weeks, 2 months, 9 months etc. Stay safe everyone.

Good luck AJ, I hope everything works out for you. It was great RPGing with you, but real life comes first. Take care.

[North]

First off, I'd like to apologize, for I will have to drop out of the campaign to restore honor to SO. To make it plain and simple: My life is falling apart, and I think I may need some time to sort it out. I think my overall time spent at CBR could be a small problem, and I think I will be taking a hiatus from it. I apologize to Cleric, because I will probably hav eto drop out of his RP's, but most of all, I want to apologize to the KoSO, and the rest of my fellow posters for letting 'em down.

I may be gone for 2 weeks, 2 months, 9 months etc. Stay safe everyone.

Youll be missed

Youll be lurking

Youll be sucked back in

This place is harder to escape then crack.

Good Luck and see you soon

[North]

So I noticed this sticky at the top of the board.



Citizen of the month.

I aint seeing a lot of rumblers voting there.....

Im gonna head over there and cast a ballot. See if maybe a rumbler wins this time....


Yall should head over


Soap Operus Assemble


Voting ends thurs midnight.

[Guts/Batman]

I voted in the CotM elections...

[Stretch Dude]

So I noticed this sticky at the top of the board.

Citizen of the month.

I aint seeing a lot of rumblers voting there.....

Im gonna head over there and cast a ballot. See if maybe a rumbler wins this time....

Yall should head over

Soap Operus Assemble

Voting ends thurs midnight.

Dude, it's on the Comm Board. There's a better chance of Dick Cheney coming out of the closet than there is of a Rumbler winning.

[Guts/Batman]

I got 1 vote last month.

3 votes the month before that. I think that's about all the support I would be getting...

[North]

Dude, it's on the Comm Board. There's a better chance of Dick Cheney coming out of the closet than there is of a Rumbler winning.

Guy in the lead right now has under 20 votes.

I recall a lot of weapons brandishing, i think we had over 20 people in the Soap Operus.


The important thing is to represent Rumbler Pride

[Guts/Batman]

Guy in the lead right now has under 20 votes.

I recall a lot of weapons brandishing, i think we had over 20 people in the Soap Operus.


The important thing is to represent Rumbler Pride

Rumbler Pride is at a low at the moment. A lot of us just don't care for that side...

[North]

Rumbler Pride is at a low at the moment. A lot of us just don't care for that side...

I was hoping to boost it.

ah well better luck next time

[Guts/Batman]

I was hoping to boost it.

ah well better luck next time

Indeed. We shall see what happens at the end of the month. I noticed that Yeo, you and I voted among the Rumblers. Though the ones I see voting the most are YABSers or Comm Boarder...

[Guts/Batman]

I am pimping an old thread of mine in my sig this week...

And a new avatar. Recycling old avatars is fun.

[Sean McClain]

I am pimping an old thread of mine in my sig this week...

And a new avatar. Recycling old avatars is fun.
Is not.

Char. Limmito

[Guts/Batman]

Is not.

Char. Limmito

Recycling old avatars is not fun?

Say it ain't so...

[Eternal Torment]

Recycling old avatars is not fun?

Say it ain't so...

In the short time I have been here, I still haven't been able to wrap my mind around the term of character limit. Or the character limit dance. Please explain, as I still can't comprehend some things in these forums.

[Guts/Batman]

Well the character limit applies to when you post.

You have to post a minimum of ten characters or it just takes you back to the post screen. The *Character limit* is just a way to get around it. And the Character Limit Dance is the dance associated with it.

[Eternal Torment]

Well the character limit applies to when you post.

You have to post a minimum of ten characters or it just takes you back to the post screen. The *Character limit* is just a way to get around it. And the Character Limit Dance is the dance associated with it.

Ah. Part of the ignorance got knocked off of me. Also, I never really understood composite *insert character*. Does that mean all of the character's incarnations come into play?

[Stretch Dude]

Ah. Part of the ignorance got knocked off of me. Also, I never really understood composite *insert character*. Does that mean all of the character's incarnations come into play?

In a sense. Basically, it means all versions of that character are combined into a single being. Composite Mario, for example, would have all his power-ups from all his games (most scenarios leave out Starman), including all his powers and abilities from the RPGs.

[Stretch Dude]

Is not.

Char. Limmito

So, Charlemagne Limmito, we meet again! I thought you dead after the explosion at the porn warehouse.

[Eternal Torment]

In a sense. Basically, it means all versions of that character are combined into a single being. Composite Mario, for example, would have all his power-ups from all his games (most scenarios leave out Starman), including all his powers and abilities from the RPGs.

Ah. I understand now. Thanks. And it was I who brought Char. Limmito back to life. The damage was more severe than you think. They had a Ron Jeremy collection in the basement. And a Jenna Jameson collection in the sub basement. And I hid a nuke in the warehouse. And I had doused Char. Limmito with gasoline, molasses and paint thinner.

[Guts/Batman]

Sepentor Prime...

God that mini kicked ass.

*Fires up the thrusters, begins to fly Earth towards somewhat at 10 times LS. Getting more power feeding into the thrusts from numerous Unicron ships I sent out into the multiverse*

[Eternal Torment]

Sepentor Prime...

God that mini kicked ass.

*Fires up the thrusters, begins to fly Earth towards somewhat at 10 times LS. Getting more power feeding into the thrusts from numerous Unicron ships I sent out into the multiverse*

*tosses 70 billion Duracell batteries into the reactor*

[Sean McClain]

So, Charlemagne Limmito, we meet again! I thought you dead after the explosion at the porn warehouse.
*whisperey noises*

He said to always check for a body. No remains, no death.

*more whisperingey noise*

He also says you need to stop crying in your sleep, as it disrupts him watching Becker reruns.

[Stretch Dude]

*whisperey noises*

He said to always check for a body. No remains, no death.

*more whisperingey noise*

He also says you need to stop crying in your sleep, as it disrupts him watching Becker reruns.

Look, I can't help it if the thought of him burning alive makes me laugh until cry.

Anyway, tell him if he wants a body, he'll get one. I'm the Mad Lunar Knight of SO now. I have powers!

[Super Samurai]

*tosses 70 billion Duracell batteries into the reactor*

*Plus the Energizer Bunny*

I'd like to see him keep on going now...:evilsmile

[Sean McClain]

*Plus the Energizer Bunny*

I'd like to see him keep on going now...:evilsmile
*The Energizer and Duracell energies clash inside the reactor, merging with the bunny to form a dark and evil lifeform: The Duragizer Hare.*

Happy?

[Sean McClain]

Look, I can't help it if the thought of him burning alive makes me laugh until cry.

Anyway, tell him if he wants a body, he'll get one. I'm the Mad Lunar Knight of SO now. I have powers!
*Flying Crowns descend from the sky and vaporize Stretch's house with regal death-beams.*

Happy?

[Eternal Torment]

*The Energizer and Duracell energies clash inside the reactor, merging with the bunny to form a dark and evil lifeform: The Duragizer Hare.*

Happy?

Not really. *straps a bigger drum to it* There. That's better.

[Sean McClain]

Not really. *straps a bigger drum to it* There. That's better.
He's only gonna get bigger in there.

[Eternal Torment]

He's only gonna get bigger in there.

....If taken out of context.....

[Sean McClain]

....If taken out of context.....
And in context, he becomes the world's best bongo player.

[Eternal Torment]

And in context, he becomes the world's best bongo player.

But it was timpani that I glued to his abdomen.

[Sean McClain]

But it was timpani that I glued to his abdomen.
And with that, something else happens.

[Eternal Torment]

And with that, something else happens.

What? The Duragizer Hare gets Jamaican Colours?