Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Sean McClain]

Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

Why you laugh? :confused:

It's an actual project where I have to take pictures of certain muscles, and put them in a book along with certain other criteria.

Anatomy has ruined my life.

[Anthony Johanson]

Is Colossus quicker/faster than Juggernaut?

My bro doesn't like Cyclops. I don't like Magneto but that's because his powers blew in the first level and you have shit for HP.

Yeah, Colossus is quicker. When you learn Siberian Train, or something along those lines, you can deal around 1200-2000 damage. Hey, I remember now that I didnt use Cyclops, I used Magneto :D. Yeah, he has low HP and crap skills, but you'd be surprised at how fast that changes.

[Sean McClain]

^_^ go right ahead and make it, I need a good laugh anyways:) Happy early birthday?
It's on the third of April.

Always has been. *nice guy poses*

[Trulyures]

It's on the third of April.

Always has been. *nice guy poses*
Nice.... I'm turning 18 next Feb. I'll make sure to make a post of your B-day *crosses fingers* hopefully i won't forget :o

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, Colossus is quicker. When you learn Siberian Train, or something along those lines, you can deal around 1200-2000 damage. Hey, I remember now that I didnt use Cyclops, I used Magneto :D. Yeah, he has low HP and crap skills, but you'd be surprised at how fast that changes.

I just started playing. Switching to Colussus. I haven't used him yet...

[Anthony Johanson]

I just started playing. Switching to Colussus. I haven't used him yet...

Yeah, I think you can get Siberian train around level 20-30, its a rushing attack that lasts for X seconds. You even graze an opponent, it does massive damage.

[Sean McClain]

Nice.... I'm turning 18 next Feb. I'll make sure to make a post of your B-day *crosses fingers* hopefully i won't forget :o
No one can forget, and this is why:

http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/Naruto/lee/naruto_lee0046.jpg

[Trystenn]

No one can forget, and this is why:

http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/Naruto/lee/naruto_lee0046.jpg
Ugliest wannabe Bruce Lee ever

[Anthony Johanson]

Ugliest wannabe Bruce Lee ever

Well, if I was able to bullet time and do all of those moves, I would sacrifice a bit of my physical visage.

[Trystenn]

Well, if I was able to bullet time and do all of those moves, I would sacrifice a bit of my physical visage.
Bruce Lee didnt.

[Anthony Johanson]

Bruce Lee didnt.

Explains why he is inferior to Rock Lee.

[Trystenn]

Explains why he is inferior to Rock Lee.
Bruce LEe was never inferior to Rock Lee.

[Anthony Johanson]

Bruce LEe was never inferior to Rock Lee.

Did Bruce Lee ever move faster than the blink of an eye?

Did Bruce Lee use heavy weights on his legs and was still moving relatively fast?

Was Bruce Lee doing one handed push ups and one legged squats despite a broken arm and a leg?

Could Bruce Lee move fast and hard enough to go faster than Gaara's Sand Shield (or a real life comparison of that feat) and break it?

If he did all that, then I will concede.

[Trystenn]

Did Bruce Lee ever move faster than the blink of an eye?

Did Bruce Lee use heavy weights on his legs and was still moving relatively fast?

Was Bruce Lee doing one handed push ups and one legged squats despite a broken arm and a leg?

Could Bruce Lee move fast and hard enough to go faster than Gaara's Sand Shield (or a real life comparison of that feat) and break it?

If he did all that, then I will concede.
Bruce Leed did all that AND punched out Superman!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Bruce Leed did all that AND punched out Superman!!!

Im sorry, I dont believe that.

By the way, thanks for voting for me for COTM.

[Trystenn]

Im sorry, I dont believe that.

By the way, thanks for voting for me for COTM.
Well you shouyld, Bruce Lee = Demi God




No problem man, out of everyone here, your probably the only one who is actually a fine human being!

[Anthony Johanson]

Well you shouyld, Bruce Lee = Demi God




No problem man, out of everyone here, your probably the only one who is actually a fine human being!

Demi-Gods vary in power.

Well, I think everyone on this thread and the other chat threads are fine human beings, its just that we all express it in different ways. Unless of course one of us is a serial killer or something along those lines, then I take the fine human being comment back for that person.

[Trystenn]

Demi-Gods vary in power.

Well, I think everyone on this thread and the other chat threads are fine human beings, its just that we all express it in different ways. Unless of course one of us is a serial killer or something along those lines, then I take the fine human being comment back for that person.
Well you being a good person is recognizeable even through the internet, and thats saying something.

[The MunchKING]

Hey Munch!


How are you, Big Boss?


Peachy Keen.

[The MunchKING]

Clearly you've never incinerated someone.
Ash doesn't count as "distinct peices".

[The MunchKING]

At last, his identity revealed! THE MUNCHKING IS ROGER PEPITONE!
From CRFH??

He only WISHES.

[The MunchKING]

Does that really matter around here?
Hasn't stopped me yet.

[The MunchKING]

JCAll, you have been PWNED by The MunchKING. A loser is you!
Darn skippy.

[The MunchKING]

Does this mean Munchy can beat Chuck Norris? :eek:
In a New York Minute.

[The MunchKING]

And it would be better than 5000 posts of penis jokes and sex-talk.
When was the Last time you watched Who's Line? ;)

[The MunchKING]

Are you saying your power is more powerful than the Man Beard?!

She took him down quite handidly.I KNOW I am...

[The MunchKING]

It looks pretty good. What's the plot?
Like the first one. Only they added a new brand of Heartless. The Nobodies.

[Anthony Johanson]

Like the first one. Only they added a new brand of Heartless. The Nobodies.

Eh, I dont think they were heartless. Then again, I am only at the beginning of the game.

[The MunchKING]

Eh, I dont think they were heartless. Then again, I am only at the beginning of the game.
They're actually not.

They're what are left over when a heartless steals the Heart of an overly strong willed person.

But they serve the same role as Heartless in the Original so it was the easiest way to sum them up for Plot Purposes.






Although something I'd like to point out? It's a BAD thing when your Prolouge needs it's on Prolouge to make sense. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

They're actually not.

They're what are left over when a heartless steals the Heart of an overly strong willed person.

But they serve the same role as Heartless in the Original so it was the easiest way to sum them up for Plot Purposes.






Although something I'd like to point out? It's a BAD thing when your Prolouge needs it's on Prolouge to make sense. ;)

Im playing the prolouge's prolouge right now. Although that comment reminds me of Tidus and Yuna's "Lets start from the very beginning" comments.

[Sean McClain]

In a New York Minute.
How long is a New York Minute, anyway?

Is it supposed to be different from an actual minute, or is it just some stupid thing some New York idiot came up with one day?

[Trystenn]

How long is a New York Minute, anyway?

Is it supposed to be different from an actual minute, or is it just some stupid thing some New York idiot came up with one day?
Ive heard Detroit minute too.

Seriously do these cities have their own time dimension?

[The MunchKING]

How long is a New York Minute, anyway?

Is it supposed to be different from an actual minute, or is it just some stupid thing some New York idiot came up with one day?
It's actually the shortest period of time to exist. It's the time between when the light turns green and when the car behind you starts honking. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Ive heard Detroit minute too.

Seriously do these cities have their own time dimension?


And I've hear of a country mile. So it's not just cities.

[Sean McClain]

It's actually the shortest period of time to exist. It's the time between when the light turns green and when the car behind you starts honking. ;)
Yet another reason for my advocacy of Human Extinction.

[Trystenn]

And I've hear of a country mile. So it's not just cities.
We live in an odd world my friend.

[Trystenn]

Yet another reason for my advocacy of Human Extinction.
Sory, humans are bad@$$ and will never let themselves be knocked off.
Sorry things as awesome as us wont be gone.

[The MunchKING]

Yet another reason for my advocacy of Human Extinction.
I'm human.

Therefore I tend to forcfully disagree with advocates of that policy.

[Trystenn]

I'm human.

Therefore I tend to forcfully disagree with advocates of that policy.
*High fives Munch*

[Sean McClain]

I'm human.

Therefore I tend to forcfully disagree with advocates of that policy.
I can't help being the foremost advocate of Human Extinction.

And by 'foremost', I mean only.

[The MunchKING]

I can't help being the foremost advocate of Human Extinction.

And by 'foremost', I mean only.
well I could help you...

I could make it where you never advocate that again...

[Sean McClain]

well I could help you...

I could make it where you never advocate that again...
Our new Motto: "The way of the flesh is a dead end. Surrender to oblivion and find absolution, or it will be thrust upon you."

[The MunchKING]

Our new Motto: "The way of the flesh is a dead end. Surrender to oblivion and find absolution, or it will be thrust upon you."
Oh I'll thrust you to oblivion alright.

*draws the Masamune*

One thrust heightwaysought to hit every major organ...

[Sean McClain]

Oh I'll thrust you to oblivion alright.

*draws the Masamune*

One thrust heightwaysought to hit every major organ...
*activates Miss Mist to parry the blows*

From Humanity's ashes will rise a greater race.

[The MunchKING]

*activates Miss Mist to parry the blows*

From Humanity's ashes will rise a greater race.
Yeah. "munchy's kids".

[Trystenn]

Our new Motto: "The way of the flesh is a dead end. Surrender to oblivion and find absolution, or it will be thrust upon you."
Munch can sit this one out, anyone who seeks to destroy the Race that has brought of ATB must die!!!

[Sean McClain]

Munch can sit this one out, anyone who seeks to destroy the Race that has brought of ATB must die!!!
Acheivement means nothing to Mankind's Enemy.

*I just really, REALLY like to know where my enemies stand.*

[The MunchKING]

And who is Mankind's enemy? It's self?

[Trystenn]

Acheivement means nothing to Mankind's Enemy.

*I just really, REALLY like to know where my enemies stand.*
*Cracks fingers*
Well kid, whenever you start up with this genocide ill be ready.

[Sean McClain]

And who is Mankind's enemy? It's self?
Me, the traditional supervillain.

[Sean McClain]

*Cracks fingers*
Well kid, whenever you start up with this genocide ill be ready.
Just a philosophy for now.

A philosophy that states that there are no communal relationships, and that man seeks to prolong it's own survival at the expense of all others around it.

The difference between humanity and me: I seek to destroy all others and myself for the crime of being Human.

[Trystenn]

Just a philosophy for now.

A philosophy that states that there are no communal relationships, and that man seeks to prolong it's own survival at the expense of all others around it.

The difference between humanity and me: I seek to destroy all others and myself for the crime of being Human.
My philosophy is that Empathy is the predominate human emotion.

[Sean McClain]

My philosophy is that Empathy is the predominate human emotion.
I believe that emotions other than hate are subconscious lies that our minds play out in order to prevent the higher conscious from seeing the one truth:

That hate is everything. For it is all that I have ever known.

[Trystenn]

I believe that emotions other than hate are subconscious lies that our minds play out in order to prevent the higher conscious from seeing the one truth:

That hate is everything. For it is all that I have ever known.
That is the cost of being a misanthrope, ignorance.

[Sean McClain]

That is the cost of being a misanthrope, ignorance.
I can't help the fact that I'm a misanthrope. I can't help the people who stare at me with their hateful eyes. I can't help the incessant mocking and belittling.

But I can silence it with violence.

[Trystenn]

I can't help the fact that I'm a misanthrope. I can't help the people who stare at me with their hateful eyes. I can't help the incessant mocking and belittling.

But I can silence it with violence.
*Hugs Neo*

[Sean McClain]

*Hugs Neo*
*recieves hugging and gives in turn*

My brain hates me right now.

And I suspect certain people of sneaking into my room and implanting things into my head.

[Trystenn]

*recieves hugging and gives in turn*

My brain hates me right now.

And I suspect certain people of sneaking into my room and implanting things into my head.
Well then, lets hurt them...
Hard.

[Sean McClain]

Well then, lets hurt them...
Hard.
*summons ShoguNation from the DC Past through time warp, which accidentally destroys Krypton*

Vengance shall be mine, secret organizations of the world.

Climb aboard ShoguNation, and let us hunt down those Illuminati and Freemason sons of bitches.

[Trystenn]

*summons ShoguNation from the DC Past through time warp, which accidentally destroys Krypton*

Vengance shall be mine, secret organizations of the world.

Climb aboard ShoguNation, and let us hunt down those Illuminati and Freemason sons of bitches.
YYYYYEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWW!!!!!!!!!!

[Sean McClain]

YYYYYEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWW!!!!!!!!!!
A giant robot comes stompin',
down the way, down the way;

A robot comes a blastin',
hip hooray, hip hooray!

[Trystenn]

A giant robot comes stompin',
down the way, down the way;

A robot comes a blastin',
hip hooray, hip hooray!
*Grabs boomstick*
Yippie Ka Yay!!!

[Sean McClain]

*Grabs boomstick*
Yippie Ka Yay!!!
*and now, for a Special News Report from Guy Handinpantsohholycraphe'splayingwithhimselfbehindt hatdeskrightfrigginnowington*

Reports have come in that ever since ShoguNation has landed upon the planet Earth, every single secretive organization has revealed themselves to the United Nations with one demand.

A change of underpants.

*This has been Guy Stopplayingwithyourselfunderthatdeskyousickfucking ton.*

[Trystenn]

*and now, for a Special News Report from Guy Handinpantsohholycraphe'splayingwithhimselfbehindt hatdeskrightfrigginnowington*

Reports have come in that ever since ShoguNation has landed upon the planet Earth, every single secretive organization has revealed themselves to the United Nations with one demand.

A change of underpants.

*This has been Guy Stopplayingwithyourselfunderthatdeskyousickfucking ton.*
Both those Retards are going to get a whoopin!!!

[Sean McClain]

Both those Retards are going to get a whoopin!!!
They are the same guy, he just can't stop playing with himself while he reads the news.

People in clear glass desks, y'know?

[Trystenn]

They are the same guy, he just can't stop playing with himself while he reads the news.

People in clear glass desks, y'know?
You know, it would be hard for me to resist too.

[Sean McClain]

You know, it would be hard for me to resist too.
Yeah, but children watch the news.

You don't jiggle the knob when on live TV.

That's something for a video.

[Trystenn]

Yeah, but children watch the news.

You don't jiggle the knob when on live TV.

That's something for a video.
Please, whos going to stop me?

[Sean McClain]

Please, whos going to stop me?
The crazies of the FCC.

And the producer.

And Republicans, Christians, and the Government in general.

That's only if you're absently playing with yourself. You don't wanna know who'll come if you do it on purpose.

[Trystenn]

The crazies of the FCC.

And the producer.

And Republicans, Christians, and the Government in general.

That's only if you're absently playing with yourself. You don't wanna know who'll come if you do it on purpose.
Now i have to beat it 3 times as hard as normal.

[Sean McClain]

Now i have to beat it 3 times as hard as normal.
That's not what I'm sayi . . .

Oh god, you're doing it now, aren't you?!? :eek:

[Trystenn]

That's not what I'm sayi . . .

Oh god, you're doing it now, aren't you?!? :eek:
....................................
No actually, but it did cross my mind.

[Sean McClain]

....................................
No actually, but it did cross my mind.
Somehow, that's worse.

Not only is it eerie, it hurts me slightly.

[Trystenn]

Somehow, that's worse.

Not only is it eerie, it hurts me slightly.
You know, i always kinda wondered what it would be like to to spank it and type.

[Sean McClain]

You know, i always kinda wondered what it would be like to to spank it and type.
I've tried it before,

Kinda hard to multitask, especially when you're doing four things at once.

[Trystenn]

I've tried it before,

Kinda hard to multitask, especially when you're doing four things at once.
Four??????

[Sean McClain]

Four??????
Left Hand: Monkey
Right Hand: Keyboard
Left Foot: Petting Cat
Left Eye: Watching TV
Right Eye: Watching Monitor

[Trystenn]

Left Hand: Monkey
Right Hand: Keyboard
Left Foot: Petting Cat
Left Eye: Watching TV
Right Eye: Watching Monitor
Ah, i dont have a cat to pet, so i guess it makes it a 3 way for me.

[Sean McClain]

Ah, i dont have a cat to pet, so i guess it makes it a 3 way for me.
Well, ask me a question; and get a horrible, life-destroying answer.

[Trystenn]

Well, ask me a question; and get a horrible, life-destroying answer.
lol for most, me i just find it....Odd

[Sean McClain]

lol for most, me i just find it....Odd
Blowing minds is all in a day's work for . . .

*tears off clothes*

Butt-Nekkid Man!

Uuh, there's something mind-numbingly wrong here, but I'm not sure what.

[Trystenn]

Blowing minds is all in a day's work for . . .

*tears off clothes*

Butt-Nekkid Man!

Uuh, there's something mind-numbingly wrong here, but I'm not sure what.
D*mn, now i kinda want to masturbate, but there is no one i can call.

[Sean McClain]

D*mn, now i kinda want to masturbate, but there is no one i can call.
Call the Ghostbusters.

Janine could say something sexy for you.

[Trystenn]

Call the Ghostbusters.

Janine could say something sexy for you.
You know, i always found her incredibly hot, even her voice.

[Sean McClain]

You know, i always found her incredibly hot, even her voice.
I just realized, you're about to hit 10,000 in only 9 posts.

Posty Goodness conferred to you!

[Trystenn]

I just realized, you're about to hit 10,000 in only 9 posts.

Posty Goodness conferred to you!
Thank you very much, i do try my best :)

[Sean McClain]

Thank you very much, i do try my best :)
Yeah, but because of my timedness, I still have a ways to go.

But, even a drop in a bucket can someday level a mountain, or some such bulllshit.

[Trystenn]

Yeah, but because of my timedness, I still have a ways to go.

But, even a drop in a bucket can someday level a mountain, or some such bulllshit.
lol None of that stuff works you know?

[Sean McClain]

lol None of that stuff works you know?
Yeah, that's what the Cuboidal Destructor is for.

Levelling mountains and getting rid of people who get shot.

[Trystenn]

Yeah, that's what the Cuboidal Destructor is for.

Levelling mountains and getting rid of people who get shot.
Any of that Asian philosophy is worth less then crap

[Sean McClain]

Any of that Asian philosophy is worth less then crap
Their philosophy may suck, but their food (and the women that serve it) are too fine.

To the Concubine Closet!

[Trystenn]

Their philosophy may suck, but their food (and the women that serve it) are too fine.

To the Concubine Closet!
Hear hear!!!!

[Sean McClain]

Hear hear!!!!
*Door flies open, and out fly rows and rows filled with the finest concubines from around the world*

Take your pick, my treat!

[Trystenn]

*Door flies open, and out fly rows and rows filled with the finest concubines from around the world*

Take your pick, my treat!
I pick the chinese one to the left.

[Sean McClain]

I pick the chinese one to the left.
Take, I've got many.

But which one: Robot or Human?

[Trystenn]

10000 POSTS!!! MUNCH, GUTS WATCH OUT, IM ON YO @$$!!!

[Sean McClain]

10000 POSTS!!! MUNCH, GUTS WATCH OUT, IM ON YO @$$!!!
Yay for Trystenn! *Throws bitchin' party at another bitchin' party, killing all attendees, in celebration*

[Trystenn]

Yay for Trystenn! *Throws bitchin' party at another bitchin' party, killing all attendees, in celebration*
Lets get drunk!!!!

[Trystenn]

Have you noticed how we are the only ones here?

[JCAll]

10000 POSTS!!! MUNCH, GUTS WATCH OUT, IM ON YO @$$!!!
*happy applauding*

[Trystenn]

*happy applauding*
Thank you, im moving up in life arent i?

[JCAll]

Thank you, im moving up in life arent i?
Depends if 'up in life' and 'up as a Downtowner' are synonomous.

[Trystenn]

Depends if 'up in life' and 'up as a Downtowner' are synonomous.
Lets just say they are for Egos sake.

[JCAll]

Lets just say they are for Egos sake.
Then you're really moving up in life! :D

[Trystenn]

Then you're really moving up in life! :D
Hooray!!!!!

[BigJayStudd]

JCALL, if your reading this, check this out from the Community Board...Iron Shiek goes Bat-Shit (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9K-wEUCCvE0) (Thanks to Hoss for the link)

[JCAll]

JCALL, if your reading this, check this out from the Community Board...Iron Shiek goes Bat-Shit (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9K-wEUCCvE0) (Thanks to Hoss for the link)
1. Break your back.
2. Fuck your ass!
3. Make you humble.

Okay, the Iron Shiek just created the best plan ever :D

[BigJayStudd]

1. Break your back.
2. Fuck your ass!
3. Make you humble.

Okay, the Iron Shiek just created the best plan ever :D

I wonder what the hell the Killer Bee did to him? And then he took a shot at Hogan. "He worse than Hogan!"

[JCAll]

I wonder what the hell the Killer Bee did to him? And then he took a shot at Hogan. "He worse than Hogan!"
...
Too many 'low blow' joke for me to decide.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Peachy Keen.


Good, good. :)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So, anyone here play Xenosaga: Episode 1?

[ocelotrevs]

now i see it.

[cheetahspencer]

I cant believe its not cow puss

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul

Yo oh heave ho

There are men whose hearts are as black as coal

Yo oh heave ho

And they sailed their ship cross the ocean blue

A blood-thirsty captain and a cut-throat crew

Its as dark a tale as was ever told

Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold

Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides

Yo oh heave ho

There are hungers as strong as the wind and tides

Yo oh heave ho

And those buccaneers drowned their sins in rum

The devil himself would have to call them scum

Every man aboard would have killed his mate

For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight

A piece of eight! A piece of eight! five, six, seven, eight!

Hulla wacka ulla wacka something not right

Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight

Hulla wacka ulla wacka sailor man beware

When theres money in the ground theres murder in the air,

Murder in the air! One more time now!

Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones

Yo oh heave ho

There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones

Yo oh heave ho

When the mainsails set and the anchors weighed

Theres no turning back from any course thats laid

And when greed and villainy sail the sea

You can bet your boots therell be treachery… treachery… treachery...

1 beat oooh!

Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails

Dead men tell no tales

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Black Sabbath, Iron Man

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
Where he traveled time
For the future of mankind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!

[Captain Sarcasm]

Sorry, what the hell's going on?

[Stretch Dude]

When was the Last time you watched Who's Line? ;)

We'll need a tall guy and a bald guy, though.

[Stretch Dude]

Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails

Dead men tell no tales

I've got cabin fever!

[Captain Sarcasm]

We'll need a tall guy and a bald guy, though.

I'm canadian and can wear a bald cap.

[Sean McClain]

I've got cabin fever!
Then get to eatin' your fishsticks and chocolate milk, cabin boy.

Yar, har har!

[Super Samurai]

Then get to eatin' your fishsticks and chocolate milk, cabin boy.

Yar, har har!

Corndogs are a way better choice than fish sticks.

[Sean McClain]

Corndogs are a way better choice than fish sticks.
*Whoop*

Right over your head, so you're goin' on a one-way trip to see Sharkey.

[Super Samurai]

*Whoop*

Right over your head, so you're goin' on a one-way trip to see Sharkey.

Do I at least get a corndog?

[Sean McClain]

Do I at least get a corndog?
Pirates don't supply corndogs.

Corn is their natural enemy, so git.

[Trystenn]

I cant believe its not cow puss
..................................
Oh god.

[Sean McClain]

..................................
Oh god.
Burn the Witch!

*points at cheetahspencer*

[Stretch Dude]

I'm canadian and can wear a bald cap.

Very well, then. You shall be our Lightning Rod of Hate.

[Chrosis]

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

[Anthony Johanson]

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Ouch, that hurt.

[Chrosis]

Ouch, that hurt.

And you'd be a 747

[Anthony Johanson]

And you'd be a 747

That however, not so much.

[Stretch Dude]

And you'd be a 747

And you're a jumbo jet.

[Stretch Dude]

User Name Posts
The MunchKING 177
JCAll 124
Trystenn 90
Peter 73
Sean McClain 48
Chrosis 39
Captain Sarcasm 33
Trulyures 25
Stretch Dude 22
Anthony Johanson 20

This is going to take some doing...

[Chrosis]

And you're a jumbo jet.

No, I'm a helicopter. An idiot in a totally different way.

[Stretch Dude]

No, I'm a helicopter. An idiot in a totally different way.

I'm tempted to say something about your capabilities in comparison to a normal idiot, but Peter said to keep the sex jokes to a minimum.

[Anthony Johanson]

User Name Posts
The MunchKING 177
JCAll 124
Trystenn 90
Peter 73
Sean McClain 48
Chrosis 39
Captain Sarcasm 33
Trulyures 25
Stretch Dude 22
Anthony Johanson 20

This is going to take some doing...

Meh, I've lost my will to care for the top 10.

[Stretch Dude]

Meh, I've lost my will to care for the top 10.

Will, eh...? Chrosis, prep the lab for a will transfusion!

[Anthony Johanson]

Will, eh...? Chrosis, prep the lab for a will transfusion!

Is this going to be the same as when you tried to transform me into a innendo person?

[Chrosis]

Will, eh...? Chrosis, prep the lab for a will transfusion!

Aye!

*pulls out a lab table with leather straps*

Watch the birdie!

*tranqs Anthony and puts him on the table*

[Anthony Johanson]

Aye!

*pulls out a lab table with leather straps*

Watch the birdie!

*tranqs Anthony and puts him on the table*

Funny thing that, I have been tranqed so much by so many people, I have developed an immunity of it.

[Chrosis]

Funny thing that, I have been tranqed so much by so many people, I have developed an immunity of it.

I used this to take down Chuck Norris' man beard. You're down, my friend.

[Anthony Johanson]

I used this to take down Chuck Norris' man beard. You're down, my friend.

Really, I heard you tried, he laughed at you, and roundhouse kicked you through 3 galaxies.

[Chrosis]

Really, I heard you tried, he laughed at you, and roundhouse kicked you through 3 galaxies.

Actually, he missed. Then he went down. It takes effect rather sudden.

[Anthony Johanson]

Actually, he missed. Then he went down. It takes effect rather sudden.

Well, if its all the same to you, I want to be untranqed. Y'know, to see how the procedure goes.

[Stretch Dude]

Is this going to be the same as when you tried to transform me into a innendo person?

No, this is for your own good rather than to further my secret agenda of perversion. (Not that I...have one...) At this rate, you'll have burned out by the next thread. We must keep you fresh and alive to maintain the sanctity of our own madness! Don't you see? We're all pieces in the same crazy jigsaw puzzle called LIFE!

[Chrosis]

No, this is for your own good rather than to further my secret agenda of perversion. (Not that I...have one...) At this rate, you'll have burned out by the next thread. We must keep you fresh and alive to maintain the sanctity of our own madness! Don't you see? We're all pieces in the same crazy jigsaw puzzle called LIFE!

Just smile and nod, he gets like this.

*begins smiling and nodding*

[Super Samurai]

No, this is for your own good rather than to further my secret agenda of perversion. (Not that I...have one...) At this rate, you'll have burned out by the next thread. We must keep you fresh and alive to maintain the sanctity of our own madness! Don't you see? We're all pieces in the same crazy jigsaw puzzle called LIFE!

Oooo, puzzles are fun. I call one of the corner puzzles.

[Anthony Johanson]

No, this is for your own good rather than to further my secret agenda of perversion. (Not that I...have one...) At this rate, you'll have burned out by the next thread. We must keep you fresh and alive to maintain the sanctity of our own madness! Don't you see? We're all pieces in the same crazy jigsaw puzzle called LIFE!

Fine, I wil allow you to perform the will transfusion.

[Sean McClain]

No, this is for your own good rather than to further my secret agenda of perversion. (Not that I...have one...) At this rate, you'll have burned out by the next thread. We must keep you fresh and alive to maintain the sanctity of our own madness! Don't you see? We're all pieces in the same crazy jigsaw puzzle called LIFE!
I thought Life was a board game?

[Chrosis]

I thought Life was a board game?

Some one told me it was a box of chocolates too.

Anyway, just smile and nod.

*continues smiling and nodding*

[Stretch Dude]

Just smile and nod, he gets like this.

*begins smiling and nodding*

Yesss, I see the toenail that is your brain agrees with me! And why shouldn't it? Time draws to a close! The meat is defrosting, the credits are rolling, and the orchestra is reaching the crescendo! The Debugging is at hand!

FADE TO SEPIA!

[Sean McClain]

Some one told me it was a box of chocolates too.

Anyway, just smile and nod.

*continues smiling and nodding*
*frowns, nodding and shaking his head at the same time all the while*

Its still a board game.

[Stretch Dude]

Fine, I wil allow you to perform the will transfusion.

Excellent. Lie down on the table. I warn you, though, this is gonna hurt like hell. I have to insert the IV directly into your soul.

[Super Samurai]

*frowns, nodding and shaking his head at the same time all the while*

Its still a board game.

Monopoly??? I always end up in jail at that game.

[Chrosis]

Excellent. Lie down on the table. I warn you, though, this is gonna hurt like hell. I have to insert the IV directly into your soul.

He misses a lot. If it hurts, just let me know by screaming.

[Sean McClain]

Monopoly??? I always end up in jail at that game.
That's why I play as the bank.

More fun for Cylus.

[Anthony Johanson]

Excellent. Lie down on the table. I warn you, though, this is gonna hurt like hell. I have to insert the IV directly into your soul.

I've probably been through worse.

[Stretch Dude]

I've probably been through worse.

The IV needle is eight inches long and bisects near the the tip.

[Sean McClain]

The IV needle is eight inches long and bisects near the the tip.
Plus, there will be a creepy clown standing in the corner, playing the banjo with an otter.

MENACINGLY!

[Anthony Johanson]

The IV needle is eight inches long and bisects near the the tip.

No one lives forever, so lets start the transfusion.

[Super Samurai]

Plus, there will be a creepy clown standing in the corner, playing the banjo with an otter.

MENACINGLY!

Ooooo, otters are fun.

[Sean McClain]

Ooooo, otters are fun.

But their both menacing, MENACING!

*shakes Samurai until his head pops off*

[Anthony Johanson]

But their both menacing, MENACING!

*shakes Samurai until his head pops off*

I think you broke him.

[Stretch Dude]

No one lives forever, so lets start the transfusion.

Right then. Lemme know if this hurts. *stabs needle just below Anthony's ribcage*

[Super Samurai]

But their both menacing, MENACING!

*shakes Samurai until his head pops off*

Awwww man, I really got make sure my head sticks on my shoulders. *Body goes over and picks up the head and goes off*

[Sean McClain]

Awwww man, I really got make sure my head sticks on my shoulders. *Body goes over and picks up the head and goes off*
*Samurai's body keeps missing the head and repeatedly kicks it around, to the amusement of many*

[Sean McClain]

I think you broke him.
He'll just get it back.

When he goes to the Mountain.

[Anthony Johanson]

Right then. Lemme know if this hurts. *stabs needle just below Anthony's ribcage*

Just a little, but I will get over it.

[Stretch Dude]

*Samurai's body keeps missing the head and repeatedly kicks it around, to the amusement of many*

Samurai's Head: Over here, idiot! *Samurai's body kicks the head again* ACK! Watch it, brainless! ...Wait, why am I yelling? I'm the part with ears!

[Anthony Johanson]

He'll just get it back.

When he goes to the Mountain.

That was...perplexing.

[Stretch Dude]

Just a little, but I will get over it.

Good, but can you tell whether or not it's in your soul?

[Super Samurai]

*Samurai's body keeps missing the head and repeatedly kicks it around, to the amusement of many*

Awww man, I'm right here. Y'know what, just head back to home. *The body walks home while the head rolls home*

[Stretch Dude]

He'll just get it back.

When he goes to the Mountain.

Yes...the Mountain.

[Sean McClain]

That was...perplexing.
Look at the edited post and be un-confused.

Or re-confused, I don't care.

[Mike Smith]

Yes...the Mountain.

Leslie Wests Mountain?

Mississippi Queen, if ya know what I mean?

[Stretch Dude]

That was...perplexing.

Baron O'Beefdip: Do not perplex me! Obey my commands!

[Anthony Johanson]

Good, but can you tell whether or not it's in your soul?

Its not, move it a couple of inches up.

[Sean McClain]

Yes...the Mountain.
Blaggard Mountain! *crackle*

Bwa-Ha-Ha!

[Stretch Dude]

Its not, move it a couple of inches up.

Gotcha. *removes needle, then stabs it into Anthony's sternum* How's that?

[Anthony Johanson]

Look at the edited post and be un-confused.

Or re-confused, I don't care.

Oh, I understand now.

[Guts/Batman]

I passed on Robot Chicken season 1 today...

Should I get it?

[Stretch Dude]

Blaggard Mountain! *crackle*

Bwa-Ha-Ha!

What?! I thought it was Slumber Party Mountain! The Mistress Who's A Dork lied to me! YOU LIED TO ME, GIRL!

[Mike Smith]

I passed on Robot Chicken season 1 today...

Should I get it?

How long is your attention span?

[Anthony Johanson]

Gotcha. *removes needle, then stabs it into Anthony's sternum* How's that?

There we go, its in my soul now.

[Sean McClain]

What?! I thought it was Slumber Party Mountain! The Mistress Who's A Dork lied to me! YOU LIED TO ME, GIRL!
Not even Mickey Mouse can save Samurai's head from Pegleg Pete now.

Mwa-Ha-Ha!

[Sean McClain]

I passed on Robot Chicken season 1 today...

Should I get it?
If you have a DVD Recorder, then just watch it regularily, you'll catch up right quick. But if you don't wanna, then buy the set, you lazy bitch.

But remember, Old-School Cylons can't stay upright to save their lives.

[Stretch Dude]

I passed on Robot Chicken season 1 today...

Should I get it?

Lemme put it this way:

Jesus fighting rabbis, Santa, and the Easter Bunny in a Kill Bill parody; Brainy Smurf investigating a rash of murders based on the Seven Deadly Sins; Lex Luthor, Skeletor, Mumm-Ra, and Cobra Commander carpooling; Voltron breakdancing; and N'Sync getting a lead shower. These are but five of the many awesome things you've missed out on by not buying that DVD.

[Guts/Batman]

How long is your attention span?

I only saw a few episodes and was thoroughly entertained. I have been waiting for it to come out...

[Sean McClain]

Lemme put it this way:

Jesus fighting rabbis, Santa, and the Easter Bunny in a Kill Bill parody; Brainy Smurf investigating a rash of murders based on the Seven Deadly Sins; Lex Luthor, Skeletor, Mumm-Ra, and Cobra Commander carpooling; Voltron breakdancing; and N'Sync getting a lead shower. These are but five of the many awesome things you've missed out on by not buying that DVD.
Reganomics!

[Mike Smith]

I only saw a few episodes and was thoroughly entertained. I have been waiting for it to come out...

Perfect then, some people complain the sketches move too fast or are too short. You gotta love the show though, I mean, there's just so many tie ins with pop culture and it spills over with comic references too. Sort of silly yet entertaining, makes for a good passing of time.

[Stretch Dude]

There we go, its in my soul now.

Excellent. Chrosis, have you found a donor?

Chrosis: Well, yes and no.

What do you mean?

Chrosis: Well, I kinda sorta maybe killed him, but I captured his soul in this Mason jar before it could ascend to heaven! If you shake it, it glows!

Yes, very nice. Now plug it into the Sap-O-Tron!

Chrosis: Aww, but it's so shiny...okay. *does as ordered*

Excellent! Beginning will transfusion!

*throws a massive switch; with an anguished wail of the damned, the donor soul is sapped into the IV tube and flows into Anthony's soul*

The transfusion is complete! *rips out needle* Well, Anthony, how do you feel?

[Stretch Dude]

Perfect then, some people complain the sketches move too fast or are too short. You gotta love the show though, I mean, there's just so many tie ins with pop culture and it spills over with comic references too. Sort of silly yet entertaining, makes for a good passing of time.

"It's Joel Schumacher, history's greatest monster!"

[Sean McClain]

Excellent. Chrosis, have you found a donor?

Chrosis: Well, yes and no.

What do you mean?

Chrosis: Well, I kinda sorta maybe killed him, but I captured his soul in this Mason jar before it could ascend to heaven! If you shake it, it glows!

Yes, very nice. Now plug it into the Sap-O-Tron!

Chrosis: Aww, but it's so shiny...okay. *does as ordered*

Excellent! Beginning will transfusion!

*throws a massive switch; with an anguished wail of the damned, the donor soul is sapped into the IV tube and flows into Anthony's soul*

The transfusion is complete! *rips out needle* Well, Anthony, how do you feel?
A query: What are the most badass PR themes?

[Anthony Johanson]

Excellent. Chrosis, have you found a donor?

Chrosis: Well, yes and no.

What do you mean?

Chrosis: Well, I kinda sorta maybe killed him, but I captured his soul in this Mason jar before it could ascend to heaven! If you shake it, it glows!

Yes, very nice. Now plug it into the Sap-O-Tron!

Chrosis: Aww, but it's so shiny...okay. *does as ordered*

Excellent! Beginning will transfusion!

*throws a massive switch; with an anguished wail of the damned, the donor soul is sapped into the IV tube and flows into Anthony's soul*

The transfusion is complete! *rips out needle* Well, Anthony, how do you feel?

How am I supposed to feel?

[Stretch Dude]

A query: What are the most badass PR themes?

The MMPR theme comes first and foremost. That is all you need know.

[Stretch Dude]

How am I supposed to feel?

Well, the will to obsess over your standing in the Top Ten, for starters. You also might have a second personality, now that I've drained someone else's soul into yours...gonna need to check into that...

[Sean McClain]

The MMPR theme comes first and foremost. That is all you need know.
I've already got the full version. I need more.

[Stretch Dude]

Reganomics!

Black Jacko vs. White Jacko!

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, the will to obsess over your standing in the Top Ten, for starters. You also might have a second personality, now that I've drained someone else's soul into yours...gonna need to check into that...

Well, that makes 3 personalities now. Unfortunately, it takes last standing to my other two.

[Sean McClain]

Black Jacko vs. White Jacko!
SERVED! SERVED! SERVED!

[Stretch Dude]

I've already got the full version. I need more.

Hell, I'd download all of them (and I have), but if you insist...

Zeo
Space
Lost Galaxy
Time Force
Dino Thunder

(My opinion. Might want to get a second one from Peter.)

[Stretch Dude]

Well, that makes 3 personalities now. Unfortunately, it takes last standing to my other two.

But do you feel the will?

[Anthony Johanson]

But do you feel the will?

Mildly, but its there.

[Sean McClain]

Hell, I'd download all of them (and I have), but if you insist...

Zeo
Space
Lost Galaxy
Time Force
Dino Thunder

(My opinion. Might want to get a second one from Peter.)
Dino Thunder is righteously awesome.

[Stretch Dude]

Mildly, but its there.

Excellent! You'll need to exercise it regularly to keep it healthy, and I declare the transfusion a success!

*Chrosis claps, blows noisemakers, and throws confetti*

[Anthony Johanson]

Excellent! You'll need to exercise it regularly to keep it healthy, and I declare the transfusion a success!

*Chrosis claps, blows noisemakers, and throws confetti*

By excersise I assume you mean posting like hell?

[Sean McClain]

Excellent! You'll need to exercise it regularly to keep it healthy, and I declare the transfusion a success!

*Chrosis claps, blows noisemakers, and throws confetti*
*throws a bitchin'-ass party into another bitchin-ass party, killing all attendees; in celebration of the success*

[Stretch Dude]

By excersise I assume you mean posting like hell?

No, I mean posting like hell...WITH A VENGEANCE! Of DOOM!

[Sean McClain]

By excersise I assume you mean posting like hell?
No, I think he means by being as insane and perverted as the rest of us.

[Guts/Batman]

By excersise I assume you mean posting like hell?

Yea...

Must be wanting that top posting spot pretty badly. Btw, any know the final tally of posts for the original Downtown Khazan thread?

[Stretch Dude]

*throws a bitchin'-ass party into another bitchin-ass party, killing all attendees; in celebration of the success*

All-You-Can-Eat Free-Form Party Explosion!

[Stretch Dude]

Yea...

Must be wanting that top posting spot pretty badly. Btw, any know the final tally of posts for the original Downtown Khazan thread?

Do a search. Somebody posted it the other day.

[Guts/Batman]

No, I think he means by being as insane and perverted as the rest of us.

There is no way that he can come down to our level in terms of insanity...

[Guts/Batman]

Do a search. Somebody posted it the other day.

Will do.....

[Sean McClain]

Yea...

Must be wanting that top posting spot pretty badly. Btw, any know the final tally of posts for the original Downtown Khazan thread?
Check in the front lobby.

We must feast, on the remains of Jean-Claude Van Damme's shattered carrear. (sp)

[Anthony Johanson]

No, I mean posting like hell...WITH A VENGEANCE! Of DOOM!

Vengeance of Doom, got it.

[Anthony Johanson]

No, I think he means by being as insane and perverted as the rest of us.

Thats impossible.

[Sean McClain]

There is no way that he can come down to our level in terms of insanity...
There has to be a monkey.

Seventeen candle farts give Stan Bush amnesia.

[Stretch Dude]

Check in the front lobby.

We must feast, on the remains of Jean-Claude Van Damme's shattered carrear. (sp)

Carrear? Carrion/career/rear? Hm...

So it shall be! Let us eat of the ass of the corpse of Van Damme's career!

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

Must be wanting that top posting spot pretty badly. Btw, any know the final tally of posts for the original Downtown Khazan thread?

I just want to stay in the Top 10 now.

[Sean McClain]

Carrear? Carrion/career/rear? Hm...

So it shall be! Let us eat of the ass of the corpse of Van Damme's career!
I call Bloodsport!

[Stretch Dude]

There has to be a monkey.

Seventeen candle farts give Stan Bush amnesia.

But the cat in the cradle makes the toasters yellow.

[Mike Smith]

Black Jacko vs. White Jacko!

Whoa! That fights not scheduled until Armageddon.

[Guts/Batman]

There has to be a monkey.

Seventeen candle farts give Stan Bush amnesia.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

And what is the monkey doing exactly...?

Oh and I found the final thread count...


JCAll 958
Guts/Batman 689
Trystenn 619
Stretch Dude 489
Anthony Johanson 436
Sean McClain 385
BigJayStudd 330
The MunchKING 231

I wasn't here for the final 300...damnit...11 off of 700!!!

[Guts/Batman]

I just want to stay in the Top 10 now.

Yea.

I haven't posted much on this thread so I'm not sure where I am right now. I'll check after this post. I'll be happy with a 3rd to 5th place finish.

[Stretch Dude]

Whoa! That fights not scheduled until Armageddon.

It happened. The sidewalk lit up with Black Jacko's power.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

And what is the monkey doing exactly...?

Oh and I found the final thread count...


JCAll 958
Guts/Batman 689
Trystenn 619
Stretch Dude 489
Anthony Johanson 436
Sean McClain 385
BigJayStudd 330
The MunchKING 231

I wasn't here for the final 300...damnit...11 off of 700!!!

5 was subpar for me.

[Sean McClain]

But the cat in the cradle makes the toasters yellow.
But Jebus with the water bottle go to Pett Nea for Inspection Wise 1999.

Power of karma tornadoes love in the ga-haven.

[Stretch Dude]

CURRENT STATUS!

User Name Posts
The MunchKING 177
JCAll 124
Trystenn 90
Peter 73
Sean McClain 69
Stretch Dude 51
Chrosis 46
Anthony Johanson 41
Captain Sarcasm 33
Trulyures 25

[Guts/Batman]

Damn, Munchy is pwning everybody but JCall.

I have some work ahead of me.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea.

I haven't posted much on this thread so I'm not sure where I am right now. I'll check after this post. I'll be happy with a 3rd to 5th place finish.

I think I am in 8th now.

[Guts/Batman]

5 was subpar for me.

Yea...

I was kinda surprised when I caught Try. I wasn't expecting to catch him in the post count.

[Anthony Johanson]

Damn, Munchy is pwning everybody but JCall.

I have some work ahead of me.

Work is the only way to yield results.

[Stretch Dude]

But Jebus with the water bottle go to Pett Nea for Inspection Wise 1999.

Power of karma tornadoes love in the ga-haven.

Helmut and the nudist played purple in the banana. Fourteen-scotch.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

I was kinda surprised when I caught Try. I wasn't expecting to catch him in the post count.

I knew it was going to happen, I went into I dont care what place I am in mode when MunchKING and JC were talking.

[Stretch Dude]

Damn, Munchy is pwning everybody but JCall.

I have some work ahead of me.

Indeeds, and we only have about 4200 posts in which to do so!

[Guts/Batman]

I tend to post a lot in every other chat based thread for some reason. Meaning, that I post a lot in one and when it fills up, I generally skip the next one...

Just to not confuzzle people.

[Sean McClain]

Helmut and the nudist played purple in the banana. Fourteen-scotch.
New England Sega's George Carlin in Works Suite Gamecube with the Classic Joy of Heraldry.

Ginbob-giefawkes-in the hey-hey-hey.

[Guts/Batman]

Indeeds, and we only have about 4200 posts in which to do so!

It's already looking bleak isn't it?

[Anthony Johanson]

Indeeds, and we only have about 4200 posts in which to do so!

Thats not so bad.

[Stretch Dude]

New England Sega's George Carlin in Works Suite Gamecube with the Classic Joy of Heraldry.

Ginbob-giefawkes-in the hey-hey-hey.

Guywires goo-goo-ga-joob great green grasshoppers.

[Stretch Dude]

It's already looking bleak isn't it?

If Munch gets back into fighting form, he'll absorb half the thread's total in but a heartbeat.

[Anthony Johanson]

If Munch gets back into fighting form, he'll absorb half the thread's total in but a heartbeat.

Well, time to go into posting maniac mode to rival Munchy.

[Guts/Batman]

If Munch gets back into fighting form, he'll absorb half the thread's total in but a heartbeat.

Oh yes.

I have seen him eat up page after page in his post-a-thons. I call them Munchy-style Post-a-thons for a reason.

[Stretch Dude]

Well, timew to go into posting maniac mode to rival Munchy.

And so the Fellowship of Rationality fell apart.

[Sean McClain]

Guywires goo-goo-ga-joob great green grasshoppers.
Clint Eastwood finagles another Mohican with a Car Stereo in which an Italian Girrafe is molested by the prime min-sister of Skywalker Ranch.

Hey now, Stopplayingwithyourselfunderthedeskicanseeyouthere yousickfuckington.

[Guts/Batman]

And so the Fellowship of Rationality fell apart.

What Fellowship of Rationality?

[Anthony Johanson]

And so the Fellowship of Rationality fell apart.

Im still Rational, but I will just have to rationaly post a hell of a lot more than I do now.

[Stretch Dude]

Oh yes.

I have seen him eat up page after page in his post-a-thons. I call them Munchy-style Post-a-thons for a reason.

Were you around for the TMI Thread? Munchy was posting non-stop 18 hours a day during that. I kid you not.

[Anthony Johanson]

What Fellowship of Rationality?

Who were parts of that fellowship?