Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[The MunchKING]

Lol, man for a mid-boss though he only advanced me one level.
Guess you were overleveled for the fight. ;)

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

*yawns* Heres a gift then courtesy of me and Dan Kim.

http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r.php?page=191

Don't let the babies bite you on the way out though Miburo. :D

[Miburohunter929]

Good, your still here. I wouldn't want your sould to be ripped to pieces and torn from the fabric of existence by the power of my HALLS now would I?:D

Oh yes, I'm sure you would be heartbroken if you had succeded.;)

EDIT: And Luffy, I hate babies. If I had one wish....nevermind. I'll write this down in my notes.

[The MunchKING]

Oh yes, I'm sure you would be heartbroken if you had succeded.;)

EDIT: And Luffy, I hate babies. If I had one wish....nevermind. I'll write this down in my notes.
You come NEAR my kids I'll make you BEG for Janemba's fate.

Not that anyone but me and possibly Yeo Rember Janemba.

[Chrosis]

You come NEAR my kids I'll make you BEG for Janemba's fate.

Not that anyone but me and possibly Yeo Rember Janemba.

STORYTIME!!!!

So... who's Janemba?

[Miburohunter929]

You come NEAR my kids I'll make you BEG for Janemba's fate.

Not that anyone but me and possibly Yeo Rember Janemba.

Who? And I didnt say i was hunting down your kids. And honestly, I rather not touch kids to be honest, they act all nice and innoncent and wont stop hugging me. I hate it.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

You come NEAR my kids I'll make you BEG for Janemba's fate.

Not that anyone but me and possibly Yeo Rember Janemba.

Who's Janemba again? *drags his legion of undead zombies into the room*

[The MunchKING]

STORYTIME!!!!

So... who's Janemba?


It was long ago... In a time of plenty. when booze was cheap, sanity overrated, and the YvtW threads stretched as far as the eye could see.

There were in these threads, good guys and bad. Power gamers, and not so. One of the former was a man by the Name of Janemba. His powers often broke the rules, and even the most innocent of powers he would violate worse than Draco Malfoy in badfanfics. There was this one time with Supersonic air heating... But that's a story for another time.

One of these days, he was being harried firmly by, well mostly antiheros, for one of his many attempts to destroy the world. He retreated to his Antartic base. and there did he plot Murder most foul... Did he plot the murder of the Anti-heros who stalked him?? The President of the country his nukes he plotted to steal?? No!! He plotted the murder of an innocent, cute little girl. One of the few who HADN'T attacked him yet. And to make matters worse, this girl was none other than Tanith's little sister Rune!! Well we were having NONE of that, let me tell you. Tanith got to him first, but he survived... When I got to him he survived as well. Mostly. I had to bring him back a couple of times.

But that was my crowning acheivement. My Monument to my violence and power. A 50 volume DVD series of documentaries entitled "Torture through out the Multiverse". It's widely concidered a deffinitive work. And let me tell you, some of those backwater dimensions had VERY interesting means of torture. SOme simple, like the time I bribed the guy to close the "It's a small world" ride at Disney world, and just left it Running with Janemba tied in there, and some more complex, like the Exturainian Soul-ripper from Vengar 4.

Thus now when I really want to imply I will cause someone pain and suffering only hundreds of hours of DVDs can adiquatly express, I compare their suffering to Janemba's.

[The MunchKING]

Who's Janemba again? *drags his legion of undead zombies into the room*
YvtW 3.0 Man those were the days...

[Chrosis]

Thus now when I really want to imply I will cause someone pain and suffering only hundreds of hours of DVDs can adiquatly express, I compare their suffering to Janemba's.

So... how much does the boxed set cost?

[Miburohunter929]

But that was my crowning acheivement. My Monument to my violence and power. A 50 volume DVD series of documentaries entitled "Torture through out the Multiverse". It's widely concidered a deffinitive work. And let me tell you, some of those backwater dimensions had VERY interesting means of torture. SOme simple, like the time I bribed the guy to close the "It's a small world" ride at Disney world, and just left it Running with Janemba tied in there, and some more complex, like the Exturainian Soul-ripper from Vengar 4.

Thus now when I really want to imply I will cause someone pain and suffering only hundreds of hours of DVDs can adiquatly express, I compare their suffering to Janemba's.


.....That was beautiful. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Nothing like hearing about pain,power and suffering,vengence and toture to make one feel alive.

[yeoman]

It was long ago... In a time of plenty. when booze was cheap, sanity overrated, and the YvtW threads stretched as far as the eye could see.

There were in these threads, good guys and bad. Power gamers, and not so. One of the former was a man by the Name of Janemba. His powers often broke the rules, and even the most innocent of powers he would violate worse than Draco Malfoy in badfanfics. There was this one time with Supersonic air heating... But that's a story for another time.

One of these days, he was being harried firmly by, well mostly antiheros, for one of his many attempts to destroy the world. He retreated to his Antartic base. and there did he plot Murder most foul... Did he plot the murder of the Anti-heros who stalked him?? The President of the country his nukes he plotted to steal?? No!! He plotted the murder of an innocent, cute little girl. One of the few who HADN'T attacked him yet. And to make matters worse, this girl was none other than Tanith's little sister Rune!! Well we were having NONE of that, let me tell you. Tanith got to him first, but he survived... When I got to him he survived as well. Mostly. I had to bring him back a couple of times.

You forgot the part where, limited to just barely supersonic speeds, he tried to outrun a teleporter with a precog at his back.


But that was my crowning acheivement. My Monument to my violence and power. A 50 volume DVD series of documentaries entitled "Torture through out the Multiverse". It's widely concidered a deffinitive work. And let me tell you, some of those backwater dimensions had VERY interesting means of torture. SOme simple, like the time I bribed the guy to close the "It's a small world" ride at Disney world, and just left it Running with Janemba tied in there, and some more complex, like the Exturainian Soul-ripper from Vengar 4.

Thus now when I really want to imply I will cause someone pain and suffering only hundreds of hours of DVDs can adiquatly express, I compare their suffering to Janemba's.

No, that's not what we did to that character. We took him and the equally annoying 2.0 counterpart and locked them together in an indestructable cube outside time and space.

[The MunchKING]

You forgot the part where, limited to just barely supersonic speeds, he tried to outrun a teleporter with a precog at his back.

Well yeah, I was leaving out most of his crazy stuff...


No, that's not what we did to that character. We took him and the equally annoying 2.0 counterpart and locked them together in an indestructable cube outside time and space.

Which one got the torture zone then? I thought the one we locked up was the 2.0 and the Mirrorverse one.

[Erebus]

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

[Sean McClain]

'Hoy.

Miss anything good while I was away?

[Chrosis]

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?


You really want to know? It's because you just sang one of the most emo songs ever.

[Miburohunter929]

You really want to know? It's because you just sang one of the most emo songs ever.

Lol. Zing.

I have to admit, that was funny as hell.

[Guts/Batman]

Lol. Zing.

I have to admit, that was funny as hell.

Same here...

[Nik Hasta]

Dammit, guys.
I walk in here and think: "ZOMG INTERWEBZ FIGHTLOL!11!1!!Shift"
And it's already over. :(
Stupid time difference.

[Miburohunter929]

Dammit, guys.
I walk in here and think: "ZOMG INTERWEBZ FIGHTLOL!11!1!!Shift"
And it's already over. :(
Stupid time difference.

Yeah, Your a few hours late, to say the least.:D

Its okay, I saved you some pop corn.

[Nik Hasta]

Yeah, Your a few hours late, to say the least.:D

Its okay, I saved you some pop corn.

Wahey! All is not lost!
However after today I'll be away for a week! So don't let other kids bully you in my absence okay Miburo-kun?
*Pinches cheek*

[Chrosis]

Wahey! All is not lost!
However after today I'll be away for a week! So don't let other kids bully you in my absence okay Miburo-kun?
*Pinches cheek*

Bully!? More like unsolicited verbal murder, but okay. It's not my fault he picked a fight with the MunchKING...

[Miburohunter929]

Wahey! All is not lost!
However after today I'll be away for a week! So don't let other kids bully you in my absence okay Miburo-kun?
*Pinches cheek*

As long as I dont have to deal with any "MiburoHunter versus the world" threads, I think I'll manage.;)

As long as Yeo dosnt mention that one thing I try to forget to me.

[Nik Hasta]

That's all right then!
Got to go for now.
Try and include me in the next fight!
Bye!

[Miburohunter929]

Bully!? More like unsolicited verbal murder, but okay. It's not my fault he picked a fight with the MunchKING...

Like I said, Miburohunter Vs the world would have been a more apt name for this thread.

People were flying out the sky like ninjas and shit. Hell people I have never met challenged me to like fifty duels at once. By the time I got one post out, 10 different post had been made.

I just now got a chance to check back and realize how many post i missed.;)

Sure he may have won this round...but I can wait...bide my time.....Its what I'm good at. And vengence shall be doom-err....Mines.

Yeah. there we go.

[Sharpandpointies]

Suddenly, without warning, or even an establishing shot, The Yeo appears!

You have my vote.

[Eternal Torment]

'Hoy.

Miss anything good while I was away?

You missed me going insane and trying to destroy reality. Hell, I took Ant on and barely stalemated him. Overlord Dog and Yeo broke the fight up, though. After that, I turned back to normal. The event which drove me crazy in the first place was a Uwe Boll marathon.

[Eternal Torment]

In unrelated news, I saw Gordon's name in the credits of today's episode of Outer Limits.

[Sean McClain]

You missed me going insane and trying to destroy reality. Hell, I took Ant on and barely stalemated him. Overlord Dog and Yeo broke the fight up, though. After that, I turned back to normal. The event which drove me crazy in the first place was a Uwe Boll marathon.
That's what you get for being a Boller.

[Eternal Torment]

That's what you get for being a Boller.

My drinking buddies had dared me. If I could watch the marathon, I'd get $100.

[Stretch Dude]

Nice but Pales before the Mentos weilding guy...

Someone call me?

[Super Samurai]

Someone call me?

Well, you got any mentos to spare?

[Stretch Dude]

Well, you got any mentos to spare?

The power of the Freshmaker is mine and mine alone.

[Eternal Torment]

The power of the Freshmaker is mine and mine alone.

Doesn't everyone deserve minty freshness? Are you so depraved as to keep the Freshmaker all to yourself?

[Anthony Johanson]

Why do I always miss the good stuff.

[Eternal Torment]

Why do I always miss the good stuff.

You don't miss it at all. Anyways, isn't it time to revive the Pale Star thread?

[Chrosis]

You don't miss it at all. Anyways, isn't it time to revive the Pale Star thread?

Eh, why not. And why has Cleric been so slow recently?

[Eternal Torment]

Eh, why not. And why has Cleric been so slow recently?

I think he has to head several rumbles. Yeo did give him the Matrix.

[Stretch Dude]

Doesn't everyone deserve minty freshness? Are you so depraved as to keep the Freshmaker all to yourself?

...As you wish. MENTORNADO!

*A minty-fresh whirlwind blows through the thread, devastating everyone and everything in its path.*

[Chrosis]

...As you wish. MENTORNADO!

*A minty-fresh whirlwind blows through the thread, devastating everyone and everything in its path.*

*eats a HALLS and is completely unaffected*

[Anthony Johanson]

Eh, why not. And why has Cleric been so slow recently?

Well, Cleric is running alot y'know.

[Eternal Torment]

...As you wish. MENTORNADO!

*A minty-fresh whirlwind blows through the thread, devastating everyone and everything in its path.*

Mexican night! *wave of brown gas nullifies the whirlwind*

[Anthony Johanson]

...As you wish. MENTORNADO!

*A minty-fresh whirlwind blows through the thread, devastating everyone and everything in its path.*

*hides under Met Hat*

[Guts/Batman]

Mexican night! *wave of brown gas nullifies the whirlwind*

How do you know it is brown?

It could be green.

[Erebus]

How do you know it is brown?

It could be green.
I tried doing it once, and it came out as green, with little yellow chunks.

[Eternal Torment]

How do you know it is brown?

It could be green.

I cast the spell, I can decide the colour.

[Tommy]

I am deterimined to rejoin the community.

So what are we talking about again?

[The Dog]

I am deterimined to rejoin the community.

So what are we talking about again?

It's some kind of pointless and idiotic fight.

[Eternal Torment]

It's some kind of pointless and idiotic fight.

No. Just a small battle over the power of Mentos.

[Tommy]

It's some kind of pointless and idiotic fight.
Ahhh! I can do that!

I say no! Clearly the "yes" people are both wrong and stupid!

[Chrosis]

Ahhh! I can do that!

I say no! Clearly the "yes" people are both wrong and stupid!

But you agreed to enter the agrument, essentially saying "yes", proving that you are both wrong and stupid.

[Stretch Dude]

No. Just a small battle over the power of Mentos.

The battle was won before it began. The Freshmaker's power is and always shall be mine.

[Eternal Torment]

The battle was won before it began. The Freshmaker's power is and always shall be mine.

One day, Stretch. One day.

[Stretch Dude]

One day, Stretch. One day.

On the Twelfth of Never.

[Tommy]

But you agreed to enter the agrument, essentially saying "yes", proving that you are both wrong and stupid.
I think this proves that I am right, and you are wrong...

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/9159/163640005bq8.jpg

[Chrosis]

I think this proves that I am right, and you are wrong...

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/9159/163640005bq8.jpg

And my rebuttal...

HOW does that prove me wrong?

[Tommy]

And my rebuttal...

HOW does that prove me wrong?
Clearly you are missing the most important point which is...

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1540/hc04hawkgirlhawkmanrp6.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

I decree that Tommy wins the argument with the power of that chick's abs.

[Chrosis]

Clearly you are missing the most important point which is...

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1540/hc04hawkgirlhawkmanrp6.jpg

On top of your head?

[Guts/Batman]

I decree that Tommy wins the argument with the power of that chick's abs.

Very Verily Voluptuously. :D

[Super Samurai]

That pic sorta makes up for all the other vomit inducing cosplay pics. Sorta...

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

sharkerbob and myself v.s miburuhunter (in a kink/cage match) second scinario kazaan arena blood lust on cis and pis off:p

Watcher and gorden v.s their bizaro world selves in a hell in the cell match

Themunchking v.s all of the rumblers not at his level.

all of us (under munchkings lead ofcorse) v.s hordes of emo kids and trolls:p

what are the outcomes of the scinarios.

edit-try and keep it civil and not tooo off beat:p

[Miburohunter929]

Hey, If you got to make the challenge, I should atleast be allowed to choose the match. Its only fair.

[sharkerbob]

I don't know... call me non-aggressive, but I don't wanna have another case of thread lock...

Well, I'll keep my perverted filth to a minimum... damn high school and college... 4 years apiece and the only thing that realy stuck with me was how to be a sick bastard...

sharkerbob and myself v.s miburuhunter (in a kink/cage match) second scinario kazaan arena blood lust on cis and pis off:p

Ah, this'll be a chase to put Wily Coyote vs. the Road Runner to shame... only since Miboru is the evil one, he'll eventually fail. With IWD's skills and my zany "support tech", I'll be Q to IWD's Bond, and Miboru will be our Goldfinger.

Whatever the hell that means...


Watcher and gorden v.s their bizaro world selves in a hell in the cell match

Ah... I tend to find Bizzaro's end up defeating themselves in the end.


Themunchking v.s all of the rumblers not at his level.

Bah. I'll throw the Super Skeleton at him. That'll stall him long enough for the Rumblers to dogpile him down.

Of course, the Super SKeleton will probably not do that and kick me in the nuts instead, while MunchKING polishes off the lessers, so I'll give it to Munch.


all of us (under munchkings lead ofcorse) v.s hordes of emo kids and trolls:p

Please, we won't even need the chicken for this fight.

[Miburohunter929]

I don't know... call me non-aggressive, but I don't wanna have another case of thread lock...

Well, I'll keep my perverted filth to a minimum... damn high school and college... 4 years apiece and the only thing that realy stuck with me was how to be a sick bastard...


Agreed. If this dosnt get locked down in the next 15 minutes I would be surprised

[The MunchKING]

sharkerbob and myself v.s miburuhunter (in a kink/cage match) second scinario kazaan arena blood lust on cis and pis off:p

*Slips an Atma Blade into SharkerBob's pocket and a Force of Nature into IWD's pocket*

Watcher and gorden v.s their bizaro world selves in a hell in the cell match

*sets up the sniper rifle.*

Themunchking v.s all of the rumblers not at his level.

*Opens with a dozen Knights of the round*

That ought to take out everyone who's not playing on my level.

all of us (under munchkings lead ofcorse) v.s hordes of emo kids and trolls:p Rember. Trolls are weak to fire and acid.

[The MunchKING]

Bah. I'll throw the Super Skeleton at him. That'll stall him long enough for the Rumblers to dogpile him down.

Of course, the Super SKeleton will probably not do that and kick me in the nuts instead, while MunchKING polishes off the lessers, so I'll give it to Munch.
Yes well, I'm fairly sure I could take him...

[Miburohunter929]

*Slips an Atma Blade into SharkerBob's pocket and a Force of Nature into IWD's pocket*



*sets up the sniper rifle.*



*Opens with a dozen Knights of the round*

That ought to take out everyone who's not playing on my level.

Rember. Trolls are weak to fire and acid.

Hey! Dont I get a weapon also? Wheres my equalizer?

[The MunchKING]

Hey! Dont I get a weapon also? Wheres my equalizer?
Force of nature isn't a weapon.

Beside there's a reason. ;)

[Miburohunter929]

Force of nature isn't a weapon.

Beside there's a reason. ;)

Fine! I'll rely on my awesome skills, and my totally awesome standard issue weapons in my miburobelt.

I saw this coming in advance and had time to prep also!

I'm ready for them!

And How come I dont get to face the bizarro version of myself? I think I could totally kick his ass with gusto

[sharkerbob]

Yes well, I'm fairly sure I could take him...

Probably by himself, but that's why he stalls you until the others pile on.

But like I said, he'll probably just come after me anyway... so I'll have to, like, scribble the words "Hi, I'm Sharkerbob" on your forehead and then write "Hi, I'm NOT Sharkerbob" on mine.

THanks for the Atma, too. I'll be sure to make good use of it. ;)

[Eternal Torment]

*blocks the KoTR and reflects it at Miburo* There's your equalizer right there.

[Super Samurai]

*Eats nachos while watching the fight*

You guys should do this more often.

[Tommy]

Why is it so freaking impossible to find back issues of Ed Brubaker's Captain America run?

[Stretch Dude]

*Eats nachos while watching the fight*

You guys should do this more often.

Nachos?! You fool! Get rid of them before...

*A small green elephant-thing walks in.*

Fred Fredburger: Nachos? Hey, are those nachos? I want some nachos! Can I get some nachos?

It's too late! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[Eternal Torment]

Nachos?! You fool! Get rid of them before...

*A small green elephant-thing walks in.*

Fred Fredburger: Nachos? Hey, are those nachos? I want some nachos! Can I get some nachos?

It's too late! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

I'll hold him off! Run while you can! Hey Fred! *points to IWD* He has two boxes of nachos!

[The Dog]

I'll hold him off! Run while you can! Hey Fred! *points to IWD* He has two boxes of nachos!

Fools. I'll take care of this.

*Slips on a pair of long rubber gloves, grabs Fred and shoves him into a barrel of Dip which also gets rid of creatures from the underworld as well as cartoon characters. After a few seconds, the splashing and screaming stops.*

See, problem solved.

[Eternal Torment]

Fools. I'll take care of this.

*Slips on a pair of long rubber gloves, grabs Fred and shoves him into a barrel of Dip which also gets rid of creatures from the underworld as well as cartoon characters. After a few seconds, the splashing and screaming stops.*

See, problem solved.

Are you sure that'll work? He IS too annoying to be stopped permanently...

[Anthony Johanson]

Are you sure that'll work? He IS too annoying to be stopped permanently...

*puts the Dip containing Fred into a dimension filled with Dip, then seals it off*

It's a start.

[Erebus]

Force of nature isn't a weapon.

Beside there's a reason. ;)
Here's my weapon:
http://geoimages.berkeley.edu/Geoimages/BainWest/BAIN5/BIGGUN.JPG

Instead of bullets, it shoots sharks that shoot icicles of death from their nostrils.

[Tommy]

*kills several people*

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Fine! I'll rely on my awesome skills, and my totally awesome standard issue weapons in my miburobelt.

I saw this coming in advance and had time to prep also!

I'm ready for them!

And How come I dont get to face the bizarro version of myself? I think I could totally kick his ass with gusto

you dont get to fight him because me and sharker already made sweet piping hot sex with him he says he repsents the side miburo chooses not to show so we enjoyed uourselfs and took the advice he gave us about your number one weakness

and yes i used bizaro logic to attain your true weakness buahahha

[Devon C.]

You know what I don't get? Soap on a rope. Like I really need soap on a rope. I'm in the shower and suddenly I want to play Tarzan or hang somebody. Why would you put these things together? Because they rhyme? I don't need shaving cream on a wooden beam.

[The Dog]

You know what? When I die, I want Wierd Al Yankovic's "Everything You Know Is Wrong" to be played as people enter the church, and Quincy Jones "The Streetbeater" (Sanford and Son theme) when they're taking me to the gravesite instead of sad and somber tunes.

Why? Because I'm wierd like that.

[Devon C.]

You worry me sometimes, man.

[The Dog]

You worry me sometimes, man.

Then you probably don't want to know that I plan to have it set up so the a few seconds after they close the casket a recording of me banging against the inside of the lid and me screaming "LET ME OUT! I'M NOT DEAD YET! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME OUT!" from inside the casket through special extra-loud speakers hidden in it.

[Stretch Dude]

Oh, man, you so have to invite me to your funeral.

[The Dog]

Oh, man, you so have to invite me to your funeral.

If you're still alive when I die, you'll be getting a ticket. Hell, you can even be a paulbearer, if you can stop laughing long enough to carry my corpse in a box to the grave.

Because I don't sad when I die, I want them to be happy.

Which is why my casket will be blue and red with the Superman logo painted on it, and on the inside of the lid will have a picture of a hot naked lady.

And I will be dressed in my pajamas: A white t-shirt with the Superman logo on it, Three Stooges pajama bottoms, and blue slippers. Because if I'm gonna be stuck in a tiny box and buried under dirt for all eternity, I want to be comfortable dammit!

[Stretch Dude]

And I will be dressed in my pajamas: A white t-shirt with the Superman logo on it, Three Stooges pajama bottoms, and blue slippers. Because if I'm gonna be stuck in a tiny box and buried under dirt for all eternity, I want to be comfortable dammit!

Damn straight. One thing I can't stand, it's suits and ties.

[The Dog]

Damn straight. One thing I can't stand, it's suits and ties.

Yeah, if they try to put me in a suit and tie to bury me in, I'm coming back to haunt them! I'll be "Casper the Pissed Off Fucking Ghost" and scare them until I'm put in my mandated pajamas!

[Ant Crown]

I know I missed the Thread but...Where do I stand in terms of power...I think I'm a Streetleveler or Herald Level concidering how much I limit myself.

[Super Samurai]

I know I missed the Thread but...Where do I stand in terms of power...I think I'm a Streetleveler or Herald Level concidering how much I limit myself.

I could care less about power, I'm just here for the food and entertainment. I think you are at Animal Man level. Take that however you want to.

[Sean McClain]

I know I missed the Thread but...Where do I stand in terms of power...I think I'm a Streetleveler or Herald Level concidering how much I limit myself.
It is as you wish it to be, no more and no less. But true power comes not from what one claims or says, but from the actions one takes and the path one follows.

Or something like that.

[Guts/Batman]

The Yankees win! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankeees win!

[Tami]

It is as you wish it to be, no more and no less. But true power comes not from what one claims or says, but from the actions one takes and the path one follows.

Or something like that.

Very philosophical! I like philosophical musings like this. This forum should have more philosophy, don't you think? ;)

[Sean McClain]

Very philosophical! I like philosophical musings like this. This forum should have more philosophy, don't you think? ;)
Thanks. Philosophy and History have always been near the top of my interests. Mabye it's because philosophy reveals a lot about how most people tend to think about themselves, others, and existance in general.

[Chrosis]

Very philosophical! I like philosophical musings like this. This forum should have more philosophy, don't you think? ;)

The journy of a thousand miles never starts because I'm too damn lazy.

[The Dog]

The journy of a thousand miles never starts because I'm too damn lazy.

My philosophy is "Life's a Bitch, and then you die."

[Chrosis]

My philosophy is "Life's a Bitch, and then you die."

Lifes to precious to be taken seriously.

But how would you like to die? Myself? Drinking a chocolate milkshake the size of a garbage can.

[Sean McClain]

My philosophy is "Life's a Bitch, and then you die."
Another good philosophy would be: "If you don't like something, hit it with a lead pipe until you do like it. Or it dies, whichever."

[The Dog]

Lifes to precious to be taken seriously.

But how would you like to die? Myself? Drinking a chocolate milkshake the size of a garbage can.

Seriously? having sex.

[Sean McClain]

Lifes to precious to be taken seriously.

But how would you like to die? Myself? Drinking a chocolate milkshake the size of a garbage can.
I would make sure to die in a manner that insures the utter destruction of either the entire Earth or at least enough of it that would cause the rest to fly off wildly to its inevitable doom.

That, or Death by Orgy.

[Super Samurai]

Well when I die, I hope Im in some snazzy pimp suit.

[Tommy]

Damn straight. One thing I can't stand, it's suits and ties.
Ever think of what looks EXACTLY like a tie?

A noose. That is horrible symble to start your working day with.

[Super Samurai]

Ever think of what looks EXACTLY like a tie?

A noose. That is horrible symble to start your working day with.

Unless its this one:

http://qnck.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p848968reg.jpg

[Sean McClain]

Unless its this one:

http://qnck.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p848968reg.jpg
That just looks like someone is happy to see me hang.

That yellow, buck-toothed bastard.

[Eternal Torment]

It seems like every time I go missing, a year in CBR time passes by. It's almost like everyone suddenly becomes more productive....

[Stretch Dude]

It seems like every time I go missing, a year in CBR time passes by. It's almost like everyone suddenly becomes more productive....

*singing loudly and off-key* Every time you go...away...

[Erebus]

It seems like every time I go missing, a year in CBR time passes by. It's almost like everyone suddenly becomes more productive....
Thats why Al Gore invented porn.

[Chrosis]

Thats why Al Gore invented porn.

I thought it was Reagan.

[Erebus]

I thought it was Reagan.
No, Reagan invented Fleshlights.

[Eternal Torment]

After seeing both of those horrors, I'll need a lobotomy to help me forget.

[Sean McClain]

After seeing both of those horrors, I'll need a lobotomy to help me forget.

*Cuts off E.T.'s skullcap, scoops out the brains, throws them on the floor, does a lovely Riverdance on the grey matter, picks it up, and puts it back inside while attaching a rainbow wig to the head because a dog hauled off the skullcap.*

That should just about do it.

[Eternal Torment]

*Cuts off E.T.'s skullcap, scoops out the brains, throws them on the floor, does a lovely Riverdance on the grey matter, picks it up, and puts it back inside while attaching a rainbow wig to the head because a dog hauled off the skullcap.*

That should just about do it.

*Tears off the wig, tosses his brains into a furnace and puts on a paperbag with 1 eyehole*

[Sean McClain]

*Tears off the wig, tosses his brains into a furnace and puts on a paperbag with 1 eyehole*
After all that, at least you look a little better.

[Eternal Torment]

After all that, at least you look a little better.

I am Faust. Don't make me use my afro explosion on you.

[Sean McClain]

I am Faust. Don't make me use my afro explosion on you.
*Hell Explodes E.T.'s afro-exploder*

Do what now?

[Eternal Torment]

*Hell Explodes E.T.'s afro-exploder*

Do what now?

That afro explosion is one of Faust's IKs from Guilty Gear. It makes you explode, tosses him up into the air, and when he gets up he has an afro.

[Sean McClain]

That afro explosion is one of Faust's IKs from Guilty Gear. It makes you explode, tosses him up into the air, and when he gets up he has an afro.
That matters to me why?

[Eternal Torment]

That matters to me why?

It doesn't. Time to take on the Love Hinaverse with my new acquired Faust powers.

[Dustin]

Yayyyy! I'm poster #1433!!!!!

[Dustin]

double post

[Stretch Dude]

Yayyyy! I'm poster #1433!!!!!

Do you ever think anything you don't say?

[Eternal Torment]

I just noticed that anything that has Ra in their name (separate from the other words) is usually quite powerful.

[Chrosis]

THERE'S NO IMAGES OF BALACTUS ON GOOGLE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*cries*

[Anthony Johanson]

It doesn't. Time to take on the Love Hinaverse with my new acquired Faust powers.

What are these "Faust Powers"?

[Tami]

What are these "Faust Powers"?

I'm guessing he made a pact with the devil, or something. Though he probably sold his soul fairly cheaply, considering he is using those powers here. ;)

[Erebus]

Today, at work, this midget came in. He had a really hot, 6ft girlfriend. They kissed. He then spanked her ass. Then, he winked at me. I felt dirty.

[Super Samurai]

Today, at work, this midget came in. He had a really hot, 6ft girlfriend. They kissed. He then spanked her ass. Then, he winked at me. I felt dirty.

Midgets have special powers to make up for their height.

[Jaye]

new Draw-Off announced (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=139073)

[Sean McClain]

Midgets have special powers to make up for their height.
That's not true.

He was obviously an Incubus, trying to take Erebus' soul.

[Erebus]

That's not true.

He was obviously an Incubus, trying to take Erebus' soul.
B-B-But I have no soul. That bastard cheated me! *Goes off to return Bacom-Egg-Cheese pie*

[Sean McClain]

B-B-But I have no soul. That bastard cheated me! *Goes off to return Bacom-Egg-Cheese pie*
Mebbe he was trying to break something off in you or give you some kind of voodoo curse, I don't know.

[Super Samurai]

Mebbe he was trying to break something off in you or give you some kind of voodoo curse, I don't know.

Voodoo is difficult, who has time to sow a doll.

[Eternal Torment]

I'm guessing he made a pact with the devil, or something. Though he probably sold his soul fairly cheaply, considering he is using those powers here. ;)

I have no soul. I'm talking about GG Faust. Now that I have Faust powers, I'm going to steal Justice and Dizzy powers. After that, I will steal what is left of Tom Cruise's soul and use it in a weapon of indescribable horror.

[Sean McClain]

Voodoo is difficult, who has time to sow a doll.
That's why you buy a ready-made doll at the voodoo store, get some of your target's hair, and combine for controlling madness.

[Trulyures]

Hello people

[Stretch Dude]

Hello people

What's that supposed to mean?!

[Eternal Torment]

Hello people

Hey Truly.

[Anthony Johanson]

I have no soul. I'm talking about GG Faust. Now that I have Faust powers, I'm going to steal Justice and Dizzy powers. After that, I will steal what is left of Tom Cruise's soul and use it in a weapon of indescribable horror.

Will this weapon be used on me?

[The Dog]

Hello people

HI TRULYURES!

[Trulyures]

What's that supposed to mean?!
What>?! you want me to say , "What's up my homies instead?" ;) Just haven't stopped by for a while... so I decided to drop in

[Trulyures]

HI TRULYURES!
Hey Hun! How are you?

[Trulyures]

Hey Truly.
Halo Halo........ :)

[Anthony Johanson]

Hello people

Hey Tru, haven't talked to you in a while, how've you been?

[The Dog]

Hey Hun! How are you?

Fine. And how are you?

[Eternal Torment]

Will this weapon be used on me?

No. This weapon will infect whoever gets hits by it with a deadly virus. The virus will turn the victim into a Oprah clone.

[Eternal Torment]

Halo Halo........ :)

How's it been?

[Stretch Dude]

What>?! you want me to say , "What's up my homies instead?" ;) Just haven't stopped by for a while... so I decided to drop in

...YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!!

*huddles in the corner and twitches wildly*

[Stretch Dude]

Halo Halo........ :)

Quake Quake?

[Anthony Johanson]

No. This weapon will infect whoever gets hits by it with a deadly virus. The virus will turn the victim into a Oprah clone.

A painful fate indeed.

*preps in case*

[Anthony Johanson]

Quake Quake?

Buzz Buzz?

[Erebus]

Hello people
http://www.hi-it.net/index/img/apple.gif

[Sean McClain]

No. This weapon will infect whoever gets hits by it with a deadly virus. The virus will turn the victim into a Oprah clone.
So what you're saying is that the victim would be entitled to a net worth of over 1 billion dollars as soon as they knock off the real Oprah due to being under the influence of the virus making them think that they are the real Winfrey?

I've heard better plans.

[Tami]

So what you're saying is that the victim would be entitled to a net worth of over 1 billion dollars as soon as they knock off the real Oprah due to being under the influence of the virus making them think that they are the real Winfrey?

I've heard better plans.

If he said Martha Stewart instead of Oprah, then there would be something to be afraid of, espesially if the victim is a guy.

[Eternal Torment]

So what you're saying is that the victim would be entitled to a net worth of over 1 billion dollars as soon as they knock off the real Oprah due to being under the influence of the virus making them think that they are the real Winfrey?

I've heard better plans.

Ah, but their minds are subverted so their thought processess slowly but surely turn into that of Oprah's. Imagine your own mind gradually becoming like that of Oprah's. The resulting brain damage from the conflict will create chaos as deranged Oprahs steer public opinion in all directions, thus causing anarchy. In the meanwhile, I'll work on the Martha Stewart one.

EDIT: The weapon turns their bodies into actual Winfries. And the virus is as contagious as the T-virus.

[Sean McClain]

Ah, but their minds are subverted so their thought processess slowly but surely turn into that of Oprah's. Imagine your own mind gradually becoming like that of Oprah's. The resulting brain damage from the conflict will create chaos as deranged Oprahs steer public opinion in all directions, thus causing anarchy. In the meanwhile, I'll work on the Martha Stewart one.

EDIT: The weapon turns their bodies into actual Winfries. And the virus is as contagious as the T-virus.
And the infected wildly swing from fat to thin with such rapidity that the universe collapses from the strain?

[Erebus]

And the infected wildly swing from fat to thin with such rapidity that the universe collapses from the strain?
The only cure is a game of Dance Dance Revolution while on crack.

[Sean McClain]

The only cure is a game of Dance Dance Revolution while on crack.
No, 11-year-old Asian girls, ravey-daveys, and other assorted freaks of the night crawl out of the woodwork and collapse the world in upon itself.

[Trulyures]

Hey Tru, haven't talked to you in a while, how've you been?
I've been well, just started my senior year today :) how are you?

[Trulyures]

Fine. And how are you?
I'm doing good...... having hard teachers for the start of my new year

[Trulyures]

http://www.hi-it.net/index/img/apple.gif
OK... this is cute *HUGS*

[Trulyures]

...YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!!

*huddles in the corner and twitches wildly*
*hugs* I missed you too:p

[Super Samurai]

I've been well, just started my senior year today :) how are you?

Don't go too crazy with the partying.;)

[Eternal Torment]

And the infected wildly swing from fat to thin with such rapidity that the universe collapses from the strain?

That too. And no, Dance Dance revolution on crack will send the universe shaking with the impacts on the floor.

[Eternal Torment]

Anyways, I have finally got the Dizzy and Justice powers. I will unleash the Oprah weapon on Bill Cosby and the Martha Stewart one on Chef Ramsey. Of course, now that HE won't get safe passage, I'll have to fill this space with something. So I will say this: after the initial outbreak, I'll release both viruses into the atmosphere, and the two groups will destroy each other in a war so devastating the Earth will be destroyed.

[Stretch Dude]

Anyways, I have finally got the Dizzy and Justice powers. I will unleash the Oprah weapon on Bill Cosby and the Martha Stewart one on Chef Ramsey. However, Steven Colbert has been granted safety in return for kidnapping Geraldo and replacing him with a snarky robot.

Oh, man, you do not wanna go badmouthing Geraldo around Colbert. He put Jon on notice because he hasn't apologized to Geraldo for something he didn't actually do.

[Eternal Torment]

Oh, man, you do not wanna go badmouthing Geraldo around Colbert. He put Jon on notice because he hasn't apologized to Geraldo for something he didn't actually do.

I'll retract that statement and let the virus get him, then.

[Stretch Dude]

I'll retract that statement and let the virus get him, then.

Well, to be fair, he took Jon off notice last night after he got Jon to apologize by making him "walk a mile in [Geraldo's] mustache."

But my point still stands: Do not mock the Geraldo in front of the Colbert.

[Eternal Torment]

Well, to be fair, he took Jon off notice last night after he got Jon to apologize by making him "walk a mile in [Geraldo's] mustache."

But my point still stands: Do not mock the Geraldo in front of the Colbert.

I saw the episode. Jon really did look a bit like Geraldo. Especially when they were compared with that screen.

[Stretch Dude]

I saw the episode. Jon really did look a bit like Geraldo. Especially when they were compared with that screen.

Yes...yes, he did. For the Geraldo 'Stache is an organism unto itself.

[The Dog]

Yes...yes, he did. For the Geraldo 'Stache is an organism unto itself.

Kind of like the Venom Symbiote:

"We are Geraldo! We give away troop positions! We open empty vaults on national TV."

And his mortal enemy is apparently Jon Stewart, the "Amazing News Anchorman!"

[Tami]

Watching the new series Eureka. It would have made for an interesting RPG.

[Erebus]

Watching the new series Eureka. It would have made for an interesting RPG.
Who's the dark chick again? The one who looks kind Spanish, or maybe Italion? She's pretty hot, but her biceps are huge. Kind of scary.

[Stretch Dude]

Who's the dark chick again? The one who looks kind Spanish, or maybe Italion? She's pretty hot, but her biceps are huge. Kind of scary.

Salli Richardson. (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0724757/)

And I've seen way bigger girls than her. ;)

[Erebus]

I'd consider them pretty big.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/fd/200px-Salli_Richardson.JPG

[Super Samurai]

BTW, The thread has reached pg 100!!!!

*Starts partyin*

[Stretch Dude]

I'd consider them pretty big.

Oh, you would, would you? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE_3L7Dcf1A)

[Stretch Dude]

BTW, The thread has reached pg 100!!!!

*Starts partyin*

*parties with a Wagon Fulla Pancakes*

[Guts/Batman]

*Brings the party favors and prizes*

[Erebus]

Oh, you would, would you? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE_3L7Dcf1A)
*fap fap fap*

Wha? A party? I got cheetos!

[Stretch Dude]

*fap fap fap*

Damn straight.

Wha? A party? I got cheetos!

With plenty of dip, I imagine.

[The Dog]

Oh, you would, would you? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE_3L7Dcf1A)

I tried to look at the scary muscle-woman, but the scarier Man Mountain that was sitting behind her distracted me.

[Stretch Dude]

I tried to look at the scary muscle-woman, but the scarier Man Mountain that was sitting behind her distracted me.

That would be her husband.

[The Dog]

That would be her husband.

That mountainous man is her husband!? I wonder what their sex life is like?

[Eternal Torment]

BTW, The thread has reached pg 100!!!!

*Starts partyin*

I set the thread options to 40 posts a page. So for me, it's page 38 or so.

[Stretch Dude]

That mountainous man is her husband!? I wonder what their sex life is like?

I have some idea... (http://www.itswalky.com/d/20040418.html)

[Sean McClain]

BTW, The thread has reached pg 100!!!!

*Starts partyin*

*Unfortunately the party-jet is being piloted by a crazed madman (Wonder Who?), who points the plane downward at full speed at some guy's retirement party. The madman jumps out at the last second as the two parties collide and implode, killing all involved, mabye.*

Otherwise, woohoo!

[Anthony Johanson]

*Unfortunately the party-jet is being piloted by a crazed madman (Wonder Who?), who points the plane downward at full speed at some guy's retirement party. The madman jumps out at the last second as the two parties collide and implode, killing all involved, mabye.*

Otherwise, woohoo!

Downtown Khazan: 100,000 Dead and rising.

[Sean McClain]

Downtown Khazan: 100,000 Dead and rising.
*Gets robots*

No f*cking zombies are going to get me.

[Guts/Batman]

*Hands the prizes out*

*Looks at the cue card*

Dog gets a succubbus pokemon, a bag of jelly beans and the Death Star.

Stretch gets the complete Peanuts collection, Khan's ship from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and a 3-D poster of Jenna Elfman.

Munchy gets...This can't be right...it says he gets free fruit roll-ups til the end of time, and 4 of the multiverses...That's can't be right. Can it?

Sean gets every power rangers dvd in existance and that will exist ever right now, the rights to produce the next CBR Rumbles movie, and a 2040 Mustang Convertible...

More prizes to be awarded as they envelopes get to me...

[Sean McClain]

Munchy gets...This can't be right...it says he gets free fruit roll-ups til the end of time, and 4 of the multiverses...That's can't be right. Can it?

No, it can't. Fruit Roll-Ups are terrible.

Sean gets every power rangers dvd in existance and that will exist ever right now, the rights to produce the next CBR Rumbles movie, and a 2040 Mustang Convertible...

Does this include Sentai as well?

Try giving him Gummi Bears and Worms instead.

[Guts/Batman]

Try giving him Gummi Bears and Worms instead.

Okay okay...

I'll change it to gummi worms, though I'm not the one who awards the prizes. I'll do it just for Munchy.

And yes, it includes Sentai. At least, that's what he said.

[Sean McClain]

Okay okay...

I'll change it to gummi worms, though I'm not the one who awards the prizes. I'll do it just for Munchy.

And yes, it includes Sentai. At least, that's what he said.
Alright then, I've got some DVD copying to do.

Also I need to get some money saved together for international postage.

[Anthony Johanson]

*Gets robots*

No f*cking zombies are going to get me.

*takes out dynamite*

This is my Boomstick.

[Erebus]

*takes out dynamite*

This is my Boomstick.
http://www.tanks-alot.co.uk/images/crush1.gif

This is my Boomstick.

[Sean McClain]

http://www.tanks-alot.co.uk/images/crush1.gif

This is my Boomstick.
I got something a bit better than a boomstick.

http://www.vegeta.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Transformers/pics/autobotmatrix.jpg

[Chrosis]

Downtown Khazan: 100,000 Dead and rising.

Actually, 99,999. I'm back.

[Tommy]

*stabs a bunch of people*

[Anthony Johanson]

Actually, 99,999. I'm back.

*kills a random person*

Now it's back to 100,000. But seriously, it's good that your ban wasn't permanent.

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch gets the complete Peanuts collection, Khan's ship from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and a 3-D poster of Jenna Elfman.

Hot damn! *boards ship, places poster at the helm, and sets off in search of the Red Baron*

[Chrosis]

Hot damn! *boards ship, places poster at the helm, and sets off in search of the Red Baron*

http://www.whatalovelywar.co.uk/war/images/snoopy.gif

[Guts/Batman]

Hot damn! *boards ship, places poster at the helm, and sets off in search of the Red Baron*

I hope the ship wasn't damaged. I didn't actually get to see it to make sure it was in optimal condition...

[Eternal Torment]

Downtown Khazan: 100,000 Dead and rising.

Who keeps on killing these people? Besides me, of course.

[Eternal Torment]

I just saw some funny quotes from that one badly translated version of Star Wars 3.

[Chrosis]

Who keeps on killing these people? Besides me, of course.

Apparently when I ripped Mirubohunter929 out of existence I also ripped out a space colony. Who knew?

[Eternal Torment]

Apparently when I ripped Mirubohunter929 out of existence I also ripped out a space colony. Who knew?

I remember piloting a plane. I had a blackout and when I came to, I was jumping out of it.

[Stretch Dude]

*drums fingers on the counter, periodically chucking grenades at passers-by*

[Tami]

*drums fingers on the counter, periodically chucking grenades at passers-by*

Until a team of baseball players, all carrying mitts, decide to use this opportunity for some pitching practice. See how you like your own grenades thrown back at you!

[Stretch Dude]

Until a team of baseball players, all carrying mitts, decide to use this opportunity for some pitching practice. See how you like your own grenades thrown back at you!

I like it fine. My kineto-shield sends them right back into the open crowds.

[Anthony Johanson]

Who keeps on killing these people? Besides me, of course.

Well, I did wipe out a dimension once....

[Stretch Dude]

Well, I did wipe out a dimension once....

Pan-galactic genocide: The official sport of Rumbles.

[Erebus]

Me and my friends used to have an official sport. Basically, a referee tossed a piece of string cheese in the air, and we fought over who would be the Bearer of the Cheese. We called it the Cheese Pit.

[Anthony Johanson]

Pan-galactic genocide: The official sport of Rumbles.

It's like our Olympics.

[Guts/Batman]

It's like our Olympics.

Olympics, Schmolympics...

[The Dog]

Dog gets a succubbus pokemon, a bag of jelly beans and the Death Star.

I walk through the Death Star, going over the schematics, looking for any flaws in the ship, followed by my loyal Succubus pokemon as I snack on the jellybeans

Me: You know, this place had some REALLY shoddy construction. I need to fix that. Or better yet...

Suddenly, a wave of nanites pour forth from a box on my belt, quickly increasing in number until they fill the space station. Once so, they begin to change and shape the space station, and even begins sending out tentacles of liquidy metal, grabbing any usable source of material to help it build. Even as the nanites shape and form the construct to my wishes, it begins to shrink in size and take form. After much work, the nanites finish the reconstruction, leaving me and the Succubus pokemon sitting in the head of a mech the size of Coop's Megas that looks like Sheeri from the Polymer City Chronicles.

Succubus: Nice work... But why turn the Death Star into a mech that looks like a furry woman?

Me: Why? WHY?! Because the Death Star is a thing made for one-shot planet busting. I want something that I can use to cause destruction and mayhem on planets WITHOUT having to destroy them. And besides having only the Main Laser Cannon and a few turrets, this baby has all the weapons of Megas for which to wreak destruction and mayhem on cities and planets! Hell, I even managed to keep the Main Laser Cannon, and can get it to do anything from obliterating cities the size of New York to BLOWING UP PLANETS!

Sucubus: That's all well and good... But why make it look like a furry woman?!

Me: Hey! You have your wierd fetishes, and I'll have mine.

Succubus: But I thought you didn't like...

Me: I CHANGED MY MIND! And if I must blame anyone for the change, I blame Cheetah from Justice League! DAMN she was hot.

Succubus: Right... What do we do first?

Me: We take this furry woman mech and cause destruction and mayhem... ON EARTH!

Succubus: YAY!

Me: Damn right YAY! It's gonna be fun AND violent! And now, TO TERRORIZE EARTH! AND KICK MEGAS' ASS!

[Anthony Johanson]

Olympics, Schmolympics...

The Khazan Schmolympics?

Speaking of which, I still haven't gotten anything from the Page 100 giveaway

[Guts/Batman]

Speaking of which, I still haven't gotten anything from the Page 100 giveaway

He is getting there. He's still thinking of prizes to give away. Ones that you will truly cherish and not regift...

[hitokiri_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYvzCh-Kmxs

[Sean McClain]

The Khazan Schmolympics?

Mostly it's just a giant battle for control of the Ninja Death-Star; which is just a regular Death Star with a big, scary ninja-face on the side.

[Chrosis]

Mostly it's just a giant battle for control of the Ninja Death-Star; which is just a regular Death Star with a big, scary ninja-face on the side.

Can I be the personification of death?

[Sean McClain]

Can I be the personification of death?
No, for you rack disciprine.

The most you can hope for is the personification of ninjas.

[Chrosis]

No, for you rack disciprine.

The most you can hope for is the personification of ninjas.

So I'm the personification of death with a sword and shruiken instead of a scythe and dark mystical powers?

[Stretch Dude]

Sucubus: That's all well and good... But why make it look like a furry woman?!

Me: Hey! You have your wierd fetishes, and I'll have mine.

Succubus: But I thought you didn't like...

Me: I CHANGED MY MIND! And if I must blame anyone for the change, I blame Cheetah from Justice League! DAMN she was hot.

Hey now, that's not fair. I bet my current SO avatar helped too. :D

[Super Samurai]

So I'm the personification of death with a sword and shruiken instead of a scythe and dark mystical powers?
Just a level below I suppose...

But the Pirate life is for me.

[Sean McClain]

Hey now, that's not fair. I bet my current SO avatar helped too. :D

You mean the bodybuilding cat-man-girl in the brassire so short that the most die-hard Amazons would take offense? That one, by any chance? Oh, by the by: *Crashes an absolutely gigantimitabluous metal foot into the Earth, flattening it and destroying most.*

That should do it.

[Sean McClain]

So I'm the personification of death with a sword and shruiken instead of a scythe and dark mystical powers?
No, that just mean that you look like a horrid pastiche of every ninja ever.

And a confused dog, for good measure.

[The Dog]

Hey now, that's not fair. I bet my current SO avatar helped too. :D

Not really. I had pretty much decided on the furry thing before seeing your SO avatar. Not to say I didn't like it, but it didn't help my decision any.

[Stretch Dude]

You mean the bodybuilding cat-man-girl in the brassire so short that the most die-hard Amazons would take offense? That one, by any chance?

That would be the aforementioned character who was the basis for The Dog's redesign.

(And it's the top half of a bikini, not a bra.)

Not really. I had pretty much decided on the furry thing before seeing your SO avatar. Not to say I didn't like it, but it didn't help my decision any.

Ah, understood.

[Eternal Torment]

So I'm the personification of death with a sword and shruiken instead of a scythe and dark mystical powers?

Well, you do need smoke bombs as well......

[Tommy]

Catman-- Hot or Not?

[Chrosis]

Catman-- Hot or Not?

I don't swing that way.:p

[Anthony Johanson]

Catman-- Hot or Not?

Though I do not swing that way, I'd say he looks ok.

[Eternal Torment]

Waiting for nothing to happen. Time to steal Death's Design.

[Anthony Johanson]

Waiting for nothing to happen. Time to steal Death's Design.

*sighs* Do I have to stop you?

[Eternal Torment]

*sighs* Do I have to stop you?

No. I just want Final Destination stuff to happen to random people for the fun of it.

[Chrosis]

No. I just want Final Destination stuff to happen to random people for the fun of it.

Ah, it reminds me of my childhood. You know, ending existence.:D

[Eternal Torment]

Ah, it reminds me of my childhood. You know, ending existence.:D

Except this is my day job.

[Erebus]

... and now for something completely differently: A man born with 2 penises wants to cut one of them off. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060819/od_nm/india_operation_dc)

[The Dog]

... and now for something completely differently: A man born with 2 penises wants to cut one of them off. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060819/od_nm/india_operation_dc)

Dumbass.

If I had two fully-working penises, I wouldn't chop one off. I'd go into PORN!

[Eternal Torment]

Dumbass.

If I had two fully-working penises, I wouldn't chop one off. I'd go into PORN!

The potential would be almost limitless.

[Anthony Johanson]

... and now for something completely differently: A man born with 2 penises wants to cut one of them off. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060819/od_nm/india_operation_dc)

A shame, could have made a lot of money in the adult film buisness.

[Chrosis]

A shame, could have made a lot of money in the adult film buisness.

Woman: He never told me his name, but he had those two penises... oh, I'll never forget them! COME BACK TO ME!!!

[Stretch Dude]

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

Dick Johnson!

[Anthony Johanson]

Dick Johnson!

Or Willie Wang!

[Guts/Batman]

The party thrower has announced what Anthony gets...

An official name change to Willy Wang, A share in the ownership of a universe and Galactus's ship and the ability to understand how to use it...

[Stretch Dude]

Who is this mysterious thrower of parties? And just where is he throwing these parties, and will anyone be able to catch them?

[Guts/Batman]

Who is this mysterious thrower of parties? And just where is he throwing these parties, and will anyone be able to catch them?

I dunno. He's just making up for the 100th page party...

[Anthony Johanson]

The party thrower has announced what Anthony gets...

An official name change to Willy Wang, A share in the ownership of a universe and Galactus's ship and the ability to understand how to use it...

Thanks Mystery Party thrower, except for the whole Willie Wang thing.

[Stretch Dude]

I dunno. He's just making up for the 100th page party...

A mysterious man of manly mystery, eh? Clearly he must be the leader of a secret organization masterminding a conspiracy, and seeks to twist our powerful power to his own ends!

But who? Who could possibly... Wait! Of course!

CURSE YOU, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS!!