Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Chrosis]

Can soap get dirty?

It's also a breeding ground for some kinds of bacteria. On the talk show that Jay does, they had this whole thing about using liquid soap instead.

[Chrosis]

Ha! New avatar, bitch!

[Guts/Batman]

And a new avatar for me too. :D

[Erebus]

And a new avatar for me too. :D
Did that robot just pop his big head outa that tiny hole?

[Guts/Batman]

Did that robot just pop his big head outa that tiny hole?

No, that's Impossible Man "popping" into a lightbulb as Ben finds a way to get Alicia's boyfriend out of the way...

[Gordon Smith]

I am now officially 47 years old for anyone who gives a damn. :D

[Trulyures]

I am now officially 47 years old for anyone who gives a damn. :D
Happy Birthday ^_^:)

[Devon C.]

Dang, I didn't know Gordon was that old. I swore he was in his twenties.

[Eternal Torment]

I am now officially 47 years old for anyone who gives a damn. :D

Happy birthday.....You old geezer :D.

[Super Samurai]

Happy Mod-Birthday!

[Anthony Johanson]

I am now officially 47 years old for anyone who gives a damn. :D

This calls for a celebration.

[Erebus]

I am now officially 47 years old for anyone who gives a damn. :D
Happy Birthday, dude. *hands Action Comics #1*

[Gordon Smith]

Thanks you, guys (or gals, as the case may be)! :)

[Ant Crown]

Thanks you, guys (or gals, as the case may be)! :)
And Here to sing Happy by birthday to you is...ILDIVO!

[Stretch Dude]

Many birthdays to you!

[Gordon Smith]

Many birthdays to you!

Thanks. I believe this anvil belongs to you (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3166130&postcount=4).

[Stretch Dude]

Thanks. I believe this anvil belongs to you (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3166130&postcount=4).

*GIANT ANVIL'D!!*

Argh, my everything!

[Devon C.]

Referee Mike Tyson comes in to make the count on Stretch.

1...2...3...4...

[Ant Crown]

Referee Mike Tyson comes in to make the count on Stretch.

1...2...3...4...
*Cuts a rope that held a PIS Safe above Mike Tyson's Head.* Now Now...We mustent have that.*Pushes the anvil off of Stretch and Throws a Pail of Water on him.* Come on Champ are you going to take that?

[Stretch Dude]

*Cuts a rope that held a PIS Safe above Mike Tyson's Head.* Now Now...We mustent have that.*Pushes the anvil off of Stretch and Throws a Pail of Water on him.* Come on Champ are you going to take that?

'Course not, Mick! Lemme at 'im! I'll murdalize 'im!

[Ant Crown]

'Course not, Mick! Lemme at 'im! I'll murdalize 'im!
*Hands him a LightMallet to him* Have fun.:evilsmile

[Devon C.]

*Cuts a rope that held a PIS Safe above Mike Tyson's Head.* Now Now...We mustent have that.*Pushes the anvil off of Stretch and Throws a Pail of Water on him.* Come on Champ are you going to take that?
Well, since you killed the referee, looks like we're going to get a replacement.

The new ref is Redd Foxx. Go!

[Ant Crown]

Well, since you killed the referee, looks like we're going to get a replacement.

The new ref is Redd Foxx. Go!
Judge Mills Lane: Back off Sandford, Let a real man show you how to Ref. *Decks Redd Foxx and enters the ring*

[Devon C.]

Being big fans of Sanford and Son, D-X runs in. HBK lets Lane hear some Sweet Chin Music, after which Trips nails him with a Pedigree. They are now the official referees of this thread, and this status cannot be changed. Ever.

Edit: Ever. That means that their referee position(s) can never be taken away from them.

No more referee switches.

Ever.

[Ant Crown]

Being big fans of Sanford and Son, D-X runs in. HBK lets Lane hear some Sweet Chin Music, after which Trips nails him with a Pedigree. They are now the official referees of this thread, and this status cannot be changed. Ever.

Edit: Ever. That means that their referee position(s) can never be taken away from them.

No more referee switches.

Ever.
I'm down with that.

[Stretch Dude]

*Hands him a LightMallet to him* Have fun.:evilsmile

Faboo. *leaps into battle* FOR SLAPPY WANNANAPPY!

[Guts/Batman]

Great new avatar out of Ghost Rider #1...

[Trulyures]

Thanks you, guys (or gals, as the case may be)! :)
You are so welcome...
:D Many great years for you...

[Gordon Smith]

Thanks again, everyone. I appreciate your well-wishes. :)

[hitokiri_]

I am now officially 47 years old for anyone who gives a damn. :D


heh. old fart. :D

anyhows, its never easy to live that long. congrats man.

[Erebus]

Damn Them!!! Damn Them All!!! LET THEM BURN IN HELL!!!

[The Dog]

I am now officially 47 years old for anyone who gives a damn. :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Stretch Dude]

Damn Them!!! Damn Them All!!! LET THEM BURN IN HELL!!!

YEAH!! ...Who?

[Gordon Smith]

Damn Them!!! Damn Them All!!! LET THEM BURN IN HELL!!!

Say what? :confused:

[Guts/Batman]

Say what? :confused:

That's kinda what I was thinking...

[Super Samurai]

Damn Them!!! Damn Them All!!! LET THEM BURN IN HELL!!!

Well HELL can't be any hotter than it is now in the U.S.

[The Dog]

Topless Tower-climbing firebreathing transsexuals.

Nothing more need be said.

[Stretch Dude]

Topless Tower-climbing firebreathing transsexuals.

Nothing more need be said.

Thou speaketh truthery.

[Erebus]

YEAH!! ...Who?
My parents are sending me to SAT prep summer school :(

[Super Samurai]

My parents are sending me to SAT prep summer school :(

Wow, your parents are really strict. Why don't you suggest buying one of those SAT prep books. The book really helped me out with my score.

[The Dog]

My parents are sending me to SAT prep summer school :(

Wait... there's an SAT prep SUMMER SCHOOL?!

I didn't know those existed. Of course, I didn't study for mine, even sleeping during class, and made well on it.

[Super Samurai]

Wait... there's an SAT prep SUMMER SCHOOL?!

I didn't know those existed. Of course, I didn't study for mine, even sleeping during class, and made well on it.

Well you are an evil genius...

[The Dog]

Well you are an evil genius...

I am the omnisexual evil genius ruler of Hell.

Boy, that's about as random as "Topless Tower-Climbing Firebreathing Transsexual."

[The Dog]

Also of note for those who find stupid useless trivia interesting. If one were to go to Wikipedia, type "Deegan" in the search bar, and click Go. You will get several names ending in Deegan, with only the webcomic character "Dominic Deegan" getting the 100% relevancy stamp.

So apparently the other Deegans don't hold as much internet encyclopedia relevance as the withdrawn and sarcastic Seer hero of a webcomic.

GEEK POWERS UNITE! GIVE A WEBCOMIC CHARACTER MORE RELEVANCE THAN REAL PEOPLE!:D :p

[Erebus]

I am the omnisexual evil genius ruler of Hell.

Boy, that's about as random as "Topless Tower-Climbing Firebreathing Transsexual."
Oh yeah?
Uncircumcised Ihop-loving librarian with bukkake.

[Gordon Smith]

My parents are sending me to SAT prep summer school :(

That's so cruel.

[Erebus]

I'm thinking about geting unicycle.

[Stretch Dude]

I'm thinking about geting unicycle.

Bad idea. I've had unicycle, and it ain't fun. Grape jelly baths, medicine that tastes like hell, rectal hot-water bottles...

You do not want unicycle, man.

Ha ha! I've made grammar cry!

[hitokiri_]

remember kids, education is for dumb people. if you're intelligent, you don't need education.

:D

[Devon C.]

I've toured around the world, from london to the Bay, it's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer yo, Hammer and the rest can go and play!

[Stretch Dude]

I've toured around the world, from london to the Bay, it's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer yo, Hammer and the rest can go and play!

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina, she's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize, she'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China, tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[Devon C.]

*shakes head*

For shame, Stretch Dude.

I'm kinda buzzed, it's all because
This is how we do it!
South Central does it like nobody does
This is how we do it!
To all my neighbors, you got much flavor
This is how we do it!
Let's flip the track, bring the old-school back
This is how we do it!

This is how we do it,
All hands up in the air,
And wave 'em from here to there
If you're an OG Mack or a wannabe player
You see the hood's been good to me,
Ever since I was a lowercase G.
But now I'm a big G, the girls see I got the money,
A-hundred dollar bills, y'all!

[Erebus]

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/upload/2006/07/zidane_jackal.gif

[yeoman]

I'm out. At least for awhile.

Cleric, Dog, OM, you may fight over who gets to hold on the the Matrix. Or whatever.

Anyhow, 'till we meet again all, and until all are one.

[The Dog]

I'm out. At least for awhile.

Cleric, Dog, OM, you may fight over who gets to hold on the the Matrix. Or whatever.

Anyhow, 'till we meet again all, and until all are one.

*Looks around anxiously*

MINE!

*Snatches it and hides it at the end of the Pandora's Box Level from "God of War", and places that at the end of the Path of Hades level, guarded by the giant armored minotaur, and makes the entire area immune to reality warping or other annoying uber-powers, forcing one to go through the level with either the "Blade of Artemis" or "Blades of Chaos" weapons to get to it. Except for me, of course, I can get it whenever I want*

There, try and get it now!

"TILL ALL ARE ONE!"

[Stretch Dude]

*shakes head*

For shame, Stretch Dude.

Why for? Is awesome theme song.

[Erebus]

Why for? Is awesome theme song.
He's jealos. I recomend a sniper shot to the head should do nicely.

[Anthony Johanson]

*Looks around anxiously*

MINE!

*Snatches it and hides it at the end of the Pandora's Box Level from "God of War", and places that at the end of the Path of Hades level, guarded by the giant armored minotaur, and makes the entire area immune to reality warping or other annoying uber-powers, forcing one to go through the level with either the "Blade of Artemis" or "Blades of Chaos" weapons to get to it. Except for me, of course, I can get it whenever I want*

There, try and get it now!

"TILL ALL ARE ONE!"

'kay then

*warps outside that area to create enough destructive force to destroy everything except the Matrix*

Joy.

[Stretch Dude]

He's jealos. I recomend a sniper shot to the head should do nicely.

To the clock tower! Away!

[Erebus]

To the clock tower! Away!
Don't forget to bring your lunch! *gives baloney sandwich*
They grow up so fast...

[The Dog]

'kay then

*warps outside that area to create enough destructive force to destroy everything except the Matrix*

Joy.

*But the large, near-impossible to tranverse area still stands in all its convoluted confusedness*

Silly little Anthony, did you think it would be that simple? The area is immune to annoyingly powerful attacks from the outside too!

To win the right to wield the Matrix, you must go THROUGH the entire thing.

And trust me, its not easy. Those Greek Gods were paranoid and malicious bastards. When they didn't want their stuff touched, they made it to be all but impossible for their stuff to be touched.

[Anthony Johanson]

*But the large, near-impossible to tranverse area still stands in all its convoluted confusedness*

Silly little Anthony, did you think it would be that simple? The area is immune to annoyingly powerful attacks from the outside too!

To win the right to wield the Matrix, you must go THROUGH the entire thing.

And trust me, its not easy. Those Greek Gods were paranoid and malicious bastards. When they didn't want their stuff touched, they made it to be all but impossible for their stuff to be touched.

Meh, I'll traverse through it anyway, knowing that once I get close to it, you will annoyingly snatch it away.

[The Dog]

Meh, I'll traverse through it anyway, knowing that once I get close to it, you will annoyingly snatch it away.

Nonononono. No. I'll let you touch it for a few minutes, and THEN I'll stab you through the chest with a large jagged piece of wood, get my minions to take it away, and send you back to the Path of Hades level from God of War, forcing you to traverse it again to get out.

Doesn't that sound like fun?

[Ant Crown]

'kay then

*warps outside that area to create enough destructive force to destroy everything except the Matrix*

Joy.
I know I shouldn't do this to you but the Dog is TOP DOG NOW.

*Calls upon the DF and the Zodiac Titans, Team Tarturas, And the JLU*

Sorry man.

ATTACK!

[yeoman]

*Comes back. Takes Matrix. Bops everyone on head. Gives Matrix back to Cleric.*

*Leaves.*

[Devon C.]

One would assume this place would be lively considering its purpose.

[Legato]

Who do you think would win in a game of Twister?

[Khan88]

The audience.

[Legato]

The audience.

Only if it ends with them making out.;)

[master of read]

it ends when they find booster, beetle and wade video taping the game.

[Super Samurai]

One would assume this place would be lively considering its purpose.

We're just waiting for the time when the forum let's its guard down, then its total anarchy...

[KingEli]

Superman. He Watches it via his X-Ray Vision.

[Devon C.]

Monarchy Sam. My monarchy.

Man, I tell you this. I hate it when people play music all loud and s*** late at night. I like rap as much as the next guy, but you ain't gotta transmit it all the way to Canada.

[Aelo]

it ends when they find booster, beetle and wade video taping the game.

I'm curious, would Booster & co. escape with said tape? Will they even escape with their lives?

[Super Samurai]

Monarchy Sam. My monarchy.

Man, I tell you this. I hate it when people play music all loud and s*** late at night. I like rap as much as the next guy, but you ain't gotta transmit it all the way to Canada.

Well Canada does need some flavor...

But seriously yeah I hate that too, I dont need to listen to loud music while sleeping.

[master of read]

wade would escape them but not the wraith of izumi.

[God_of_Awesome]

It an ends in sex and everyone wins!

[Legato]

wade would escape them but not the wraith of izumi.

I think she may let him off the hook once she becomes secretly turned on by the events happening. She would just tell Wade to let her watch the tape with him.

[KingEli]

wade would escape them but not the wraith of izumi.


And Booster and Beetle Make Millions.

[Ant Crown]

Well Canada does need some flavor...

But seriously yeah I hate that too, I dont need to listen to loud music while sleeping.
Sweet Kamen Rider: Black Avie.

Got any 555?

[Stretch Dude]

One would assume this place would be lively considering its purpose.

It used to be. I'd say why it isn't, but then I'd disappear.

[Aelo]

And Booster and Beetle Make Millions.

That's if they make off with the tape. What's to stop ol' Wade from keeping that tape all to himself? Producing low-quality duplicates and selling them on the street, then hoarding all the profit?

[Ant Crown]

It used to be. I'd say why it isn't, but then I'd disappear.
Because that goes against your chaos source?

[The Dog]

*Comes back. Takes Matrix. Bops everyone on head. Gives Matrix back to Cleric.*

*Leaves.*

*I fall to my knees and raise hands up to the sky*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Stretch Dude]

Because that goes against your chaos source?

No. I wouldn't disappear due to natural causes, but rather because certain Persons Of Power wished my disappearance for voicing dissent.

[KingEli]

That's if they make off with the tape. What's to stop ol' Wade from keeping that tape all to himself? Producing low-quality duplicates and selling them on the street, then hoarding all the profit?




Because B&B Have a pal who has a GL Ring and he's not afraid to use it.

[Super Samurai]

Sweet Kamen Rider: Black Avie.

Got any 555?

Ask and ye shall receive.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4830/kamen555avyjr1.jpg

[Ant Crown]

Ask and ye shall receive.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4830/kamen555avyjr1.jpg
YAY! TEH FAIZ IS MINE!

[pitbull in a skirt]

Is it just me, or all the female character fight threads always result in sex? Perverts, lol

[Gezora]

Is it just me, or all the female character fight threads always result in sex? Perverts, lol
It's not our fault. Boobies resonate on a certain wavelength, and men (and lesbians, God's gift to men) happen to be severely attuned to it.

[pitbull in a skirt]

It's not our fault. Boobies resonate on a certain wavelength, and men (and lesbians, God's gift to men) happen to be severely attuned to it.

Er...lesbians dont go for men. So how does that make them a gift to guys :confused:




:D

[Fallman]

Er...lesbians dont go for men. So how does that make them a gift to guys?God's gift to pervs, then.

[Kage Kisaragi]

Er...lesbians dont go for men. So how does that make them a gift to guys :confused:




:D

I'm thinking they are a gift to men who don't want to reproduce or are closet perverts. :)

[Gezora]

I'm thinking they are a gift to men who don't want to reproduce or are closet perverts. :)
Wrong, sorry.

I've never known a man to have secret thing for lesbians. It's usually a very public thing.

[Adrian Tullberg]

"Kory?"

"Yes?"

"Who told you Twister should be played naked?"

"Dick ... Gar ... and Wally."

"I'll take care of them later ..."

***

"Hey Dick?"

"Wassup?"

"Did Wonder Woman send you a fruit basket with a 'thank you' card?"

"Yeah. What's up with that?"

[Gezora]

Tullberg, you never cease to amaze me.

Now, Mr. God-of-Comicbook-Fanfiction, flesh it out, and don't be afraid to delve into minute, graphic detail :D .

[Miburohunter929]

Idiots! Lesbians are NOT gods gift to men.

Bi-sexual women are.

Seriously, how could you forget something so basic and fundemental?

You better have been distracted by thinking of all the hot graphic girl on girl...errr....I mean "versus" girl..yeah.....Action that would take place.

Other wise you should commit ritiual suicide to perserve your honor and the honor of men everywhere:D

[biggsdacat]

Er...lesbians dont go for men. So how does that make them a gift to guys :confused:




:D

It's the double standard that plagues our society. Two women together=beautiful thing. Two guys together=Ewww, gross. This same double standard appears in various forms in our society. Take people on the dating scene. That are single adults. If a man gets a lot of numbers, and sleeps with a lot of girls, he's a pimp. If a women does the EXACT SAME thing, she's labled a whore. As ridiculous as it is, it's how our society operates. This is how lesbians are "God's gift to men", we love to watch two beautiful women together. God forbid two men being together, be classified as beautiful, but hey it's how things are. I have my own theories for why the double standard exists, and how you could try and justify it, though it is a reach, and I use those theories to play devils advocate.

[Gezora]

Idiots! Lesbians are NOT gods gift to men.

Bi-sexual women are.

Seriously, how could you forget something so basic and fundemental?

You better have been distracted by thinking of all the hot graphic girl on girl...errr....I mean "versus" girl..yeah.....Action that would take place.

Other wise you should commit ritiual suicide to perserve your honor and the honor of men everywhere:D
Um, ok. I was very, very distracted by the possibilities this contest contained, and I wasn't thinking clearly. I apologize and beg for forgiveness and mercy from thee.

Maybe if I sacrifice something small and defenseless that screams a lot, forgiveness will come swifter.

It's the double standard that plagues our society. Two women together=beautiful thing. Two guys together=Ewww, gross. This same double standard appears in various forms in our society. Take people on the dating scene. That are single adults. If a man gets a lot of numbers, and sleeps with a lot of girls, he's a pimp. If a women does the EXACT SAME thing, she's labled a whore. As ridiculous as it is, it's how our society operates. This is how lesbians are "God's gift to men", we love to watch two beautiful women together. God forbid two men being together, be classified as beautiful, but hey it's how things are. I have my own theories for why the double standard exists, and how you could try and justify it, though it is a reach, and I use those theories to play devils advocate.
I'm too lazy to read the whole thing, but I think I caught something about two men doing it being gross. If that's the case, I agree.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Er...lesbians dont go for men. So how does that make them a gift to guys :confused:




:D

because men..especially geezora miburuhunter and biggsdacart are perverted sexually frustraited like it rough..lezzie chugging sex feinds:p

burt them again..a guy watches them...and enjopys the show..verymuch

remember peewee? lol why do you think he was always smiling

[biggsdacat]

Sex rules. It's a beautiful thing, that should be celebrated among consenting adults. Two guys isn't gross to me, I just don't swing that way. I got nothing against it though.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Um, ok. I was very, very distracted by the possibilities this contest contained, and I wasn't thinking clearly. I apologize and beg for forgiveness and mercy from thee.

oh,come now..you know you want him to punish you:p

Maybe if I sacrifice something small and defenseless that screams a lot, forgiveness will come swifter.

now your into necro bestlialty goodness sir..

I'm too lazy to read the whole thing, but I think I caught something about two men doing it being gross. If that's the case, I agree.

he raises good points..we're becoming romans

[biggsdacat]

because men..especially geezora miburuhunter and biggsdacart are perverted sexually frustraited like it rough..lezzie chugging sex feinds:p

burt them again..a guy watches them...and enjopys the show..verymuch

remember peewee? lol why do you think he was always smiling

I love me porn, but I gots me a girl. No sexual frustration here. My girl has more interest in/and more porn, than I do. I'm ashamed. :(

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Sex rules. It's a beautiful thing, that should be celebrated among consenting adults. Two guys isn't gross to me, I just don't swing that way. I got nothing against it though.

as hetrosexual male..i cant understnand it..so yeah tome its narsty.

but then when ever i got to the confessional..i gave to fess up with things far worse then sadomy so..ehh

besides what a person does behind closed quaters..is irrelevent..its their actions around every one else that counts..

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

I love me porn, but I gots me a girl. No sexual frustration here. My girl has more interest in/and more porn, than I do. I'm ashamed. :(


see dating a female nynpho can be both fun..and scary..especially when she decides she wants it now...

then..later in the car..then the mail box..then the frige..then in your mothers house..then before surgery...then imediatly after said surgery....or wants it with whips..and kitcxhen su- eh tail better left for another day

propsto you for snagging..a pelvic breaker tho

[biggsdacat]

Very true. As a heterosexual male, I can honestly say, that two guys doesn't bother me. Sex in most any situation, when done by two consenting adults, is a good thing. Sex can do wonders for people. And it shouldn't belooked down upon. I'm not saying you do, just saying in general.

[Gezora]

Sex rules. It's a beautiful thing, that should be celebrated among consenting adults. Two guys isn't gross to me, I just don't swing that way. I got nothing against it though.
Look at it this way:

I won't eat boiled cabbage, I won't listen to Cannibal Corpse, and I won't watch gay man sechs. Because I think it's all gross.

I'm not condemning it. I just don't like it.

[Miburohunter929]

I am not sexually frustrated! You dont see me one punching every guy who ever scored do you? You dont see me going around dropkicking everyone whos getting laid...

Okay, you do, but thats because I'm an asshole. Completely different then being sexually frustrated.

Sure, I admit, I am all for naked women. Is that a crime nowdays? I thought I have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of naked chicks. I guess I was wrong.


Secondly, Usually I wouldnt fogive anyone Gez....But It was a hot match up, You did offer to sacrifice an Innocent, and you did let that mavel/dc thing slide, so I feel I atleast owe you this much.

This will most likely be my one and only act of kindness. Savor it.:evilsmile

[biggsdacat]

see dating a female nynpho can be both fun..and scary..especially when she decides she wants it now...

then..later in the car..then the mail box..then the frige..then in your mothers house..then before surgery...then imediatly after said surgery....or wants it with whips..and kitcxhen su- eh tail better left for another day

propsto you for snagging..a pelvic breaker tho

LOL. Thanks. She's a little fire cracker. Latina. You know how they can be. :D

In all honesty, anyone who thinks that men want it more than women, haven't been around the right women.

[Gezora]

This will most likely be my one and only act of kindness. Savor it.:evilsmile
Tastes like the chickeny gumbo of redemption, and it is good.

[biggsdacat]

Look at it this way:

I won't eat boiled cabbage, I won't listen to Cannibal Corpse, and I won't watch gay man sechs. Because I think it's all gross.

I'm not condemning it. I just don't like it.

Don't think I'm bashing you for that man. That's not my intent at all, and if I came across that way, I apologize. I was just saying that it doesn't bother me.

[Gezora]

Don't think I'm bashing you for that man. That's not my intent at all, and if I came across that way, I apologize. I was just saying that it doesn't bother me.
Nah, it's cool. I was just clarifying :) .

[biggsdacat]

IWD you sound like you speak from experience, in regards to the nympho thing.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

I am not sexually frustrated! You dont see me one punching every guy who ever scored do you? You dont see me going around dropkicking everyone whos getting laid...

Okay, you do, but thats because I'm an asshole. Completely different then being sexually frustrated.

noi;m an ass hole..and proud of it..your just bent outof shape because your snake cant find a warm tunnel to spend winter in:p

Sure, I admit, I am all for naked women. Is that a crime nowdays? I thought I have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of naked chicks. I guess I was wrong.

as carlos mancia would say 'we take this PC shit to far..." it seems like today in age it is..sadly


Secondly, Usually I wouldnt fogive anyone Gez....But It was a hot match up, You did offer to sacrifice an Innocent, and you did let that mavel/dc thing slide, so I feel I atleast owe you this much.

This will most likely be my one and only act of kindness. Savor it.:evilsmile

oh, please we all knoqw you and gez are role playing and your really the wife and he is the hubby lol

[biggsdacat]

Gez? MH? Playing without me? I knew you guys were cheating!!! You sonsabitches!!!

[Gezora]

oh, please we all knoqw you and gez are role playing and your really the wife and he is the hubby lol
As long as I'm not the receiver, I'm game.

[Miburohunter929]

Just reading that last sentence makes me want to die.

Or get drunk. Or kill something.

Actually I want to get drunk, kill something, then kill myself.

I have to keep my mind blank just to not have my brain kill itself by thinking about what you just said.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to do that while typing?

Now I need to go one punch some ninja hookers to make me feel better.:evilangry

[Miburohunter929]

Just reading that last sentence makes me want to die.

Or get drunk. Or kill something.

Actually I want to get drunk, kill something, then kill myself.

I have to keep my mind blank just to not have my brain kill itself by thinking about what you just said.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to do that while typing?

Now I need to go one punch some ninja hookers to make me feel better.:evilangry

EDIT: And wait a goddamed minute! and if anything I am the god damned man damnit!

[biggsdacat]

Fuckin Gez. You would be the giver. Where do I fit in. Screw it, me and IWD will go get ourselves a room. :eek:

"Come on, beastie!"

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

IWD you sound like you speak from experience, in regards to the nympho thing.

to much.....trust me..theres a limit..ne day you wake up..and you realizedyour fucked because you dont even remember what it feels like.

look my thing with gays is this..i donno how many of youlive in the us

but from the seventies till nineties the gladd society or what ever argued and argued that "they wherent mentally ill they choose to be that way..we dont want to be grouped as a minority we're just like every body else"

okay thats fine..i have no problem with that

but doint come vback ten years later and go "we are minorties we do..want afrimative action!! we do want the same bbenfits as black irish and hispanic people geyt"

and expect sympathy from any one..when you spent dfecades arguing against that..and fill everyjob form janitor..to ceo

it aint right...

dont get me wrong iam not racist but it gets tiring you know?? plus as an imagrant..and a minorty..i take high offense to that...

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Fuckin Gez. You would be the giver. Where do I fit in. Screw it, me and IWD will go get ourselves a room. :eek:

"Come on, beastie!"


oh no iam too much man for you baby:p :p

[biggsdacat]

Ninja hookers are the Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiet. If you saw WW on the street, completely decked out in hooke gear, would you go for it? I mean she is pretty physically imposing. Almost like a linebacker.

You know I would. WW's hot.

[Gezora]

EDIT: And wait a goddamed minute! and if anything I am the god damned man damnit!
Yes, you are most definitely the man.

Who receives. And perhaps toss the occasional salad, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it :D .

[biggsdacat]

to much.....trust me..theres a limit..ne day you wake up..and you realizedyour fucked because you dont even remember what it feels like.

look my thing with gays is this..i donno how many of youlive in the us

but from the seventies till nineties the gladd society or what ever argued and argued that "they wherent mentally ill they choose to be that way..we dont want to be grouped as a minority we're just like every body else"

okay thats fine..i have no problem with that

but doint come vback ten years later and go "we are minorties we do..want afrimative action!! we do want the same bbenfits as black irish and hispanic people geyt"

and expect sympathy from any one..when you spent dfecades arguing against that..and fill everyjob form janitor..to ceo

it aint right...

dont get me wrong iam not racist but it gets tiring you know?? plus as an imagrant..and a minorty..i take high offense to that...

Totally dig what you're saying. Fucking great post. I wish there was an applaus graphic. I agree with alot of what you said. My whole thing, is that the double standard sucks, there's little logic behind it, and it causes so much drama. That, and it keeps the freaks from coming out ALOT of the time.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Ninja hookers are the Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiet. If you saw WW on the street, completely decked out in hooke gear, would you go for it? I mean she is pretty physically imposing. Almost like a linebacker.

You know I would. WW's hot.

hey i was a line backer..and i dont look anything like her:mad: :evilangry :p

[biggsdacat]

That's why I wanted to get a room. :evilsmile

[Miburohunter929]

Yes, you are most definitely the man.

Who receives. And perhaps toss the occasional salad, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it :D .



.......Remind me to kill all three of you one of these days. I'm gonna go look at that DC/Marvel thread right now. Because only a bunch of women of that calibur can keep me from dying, having a brain hemmorage, and trying to wipeout all of humanity at the same time.

I hate all of you.

Also, It seems that whenever we get together, and the topic involves one or more females, we somehow turn it into some sexual deviance thread or something.

I surprised me and gez didnt do that with the street fighter topic a while back.:D

[Gezora]

And once again, we have completey taken over someone else's thread for our own sick use.

Kudos, everyone.

EDIT: Damn, beat me to it.

[biggsdacat]

*applauds the people involved*

We could seriously make great things happen in a streetfighter thread. Great things.

[Miburohunter929]

And once again, we have completey taken over someone else's thread for our own sick use.

Kudos, everyone.

EDIT: Damn, beat me to it.

You know we are going to hell for this, right?

Oh, and since everyone else seems to be sharing their stance on homosexuality I guess I'll do the same.

Dont care. I dont care who sleeps with whom as long as its not me, and as long as I dont have to hear about it in graphic detail, I'm fine. I dont care who marys who or whatever. Just dont try to fuck me, and for the love of god dont randomly PM me telling me about how ____ and _____ did whatever, and we have no problems.

Well okay. One problem. Ninjas and hookers.

And yes, If wonder Woman was In a hooker outfit, I would be tempted, but its my policy to kill hookers after wards....and lets just say it would be a tall order to say the least.

[biggsdacat]

I have more or less the same opinion about the homosexuality isse as you MH. I think most guys have that opinion, me, you, Gez, IWD. Though I could just be, being incredibly naive. Screw it. WW for the win.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Totally dig what you're saying. Fucking great post. I wish there was an applaus graphic. I agree with alot of what you said. My whole thing, is that the double standard sucks, there's little logic behind it, and it causes so much drama. That, and it keeps the freaks from coming out ALOT of the time.

okay look at this..my mum was born in the US..but her dad..came to the us from irreland..brokeand new born...in an eras when the irish got treated worse then any one...

now what did he do? he shut his mouth and worked his ass off his hole life one of his brothers had.too much water on te brain..and his mother died..his dad..had tyo work to pay for the med bills and bootlegg liqoure to pay for the sick brother and keep the house

that wasent enough everyone of them had to work..two of his brothers where killed one as a bye standard in a mobn drive bye..the other for being irish

ontop of that after working and school he took careof hissikc brother..did everything for him....then he dies too!!!

did gramps complain??? no he stuck it joined the army almost went deff as an artiary man..during world war two fight the japanese got shot up

gets back home..goes to colledge thanks to the gi bill..works his assoff..and then startsas a door todoor sales men for smith clein and french...despite..living in atlanta ga at the time..and dealing with OBCSENE racistim...

did he ever complain??? hell no..he retired as vice fucking president..of smith clein and french...

i mean damnit!!!! that guy faced some really fucked up shit..and he never once said anything!!!

me?? man i was born in argentina..my family spoke out against the milicos...and that gets your ass killed..hell they where in the middleof a freaken warzone for like fifty years

i come here..and i am expected to leanr the laguege..or fuck up in school...and adapt like that..with out any..props or nods in the leastbit..

did i complain..hell no..i pulled threw..

you understand my frustration?????

we never had the luxury..of standing up and saying "no we dont want special treatment..we're the same as anyone else" fuck we never got the special treatment

its not racisim..its..just...frustration...how can?

i'm not knocking gays...as a hole

i am knocking..rosey o'donald and any other freaing moron who cries prejudisim..and demands special trreatment..after fighting against it for so long...

its hypocracy...and an insult to the sacrfices made bye those who came before you

[S J C]

on the homosexual issue:

I don't care if your Homosexual Bisexual or Heterosexual it's your chose just don't give me graphic details.

[biggsdacat]

The double standard I was talking about was the one involving our society, and how men can be pimps but women are whores.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

.......Remind me to kill all three of you one of these days. I'm gonna go look at that DC/Marvel thread right now. Because only a bunch of women of that calibur can keep me from dying, having a brain hemmorage, and trying to wipeout all of humanity at the same time.

I hate all of you.

Also, It seems that whenever we get together, and the topic involves one or more females, we somehow turn it into some sexual deviance thread or something.

I surprised me and gez didnt do that with the street fighter topic a while back.:D


oh stop acting like you hate it..man last time you and gez played coboys and indians he filmed it and posted it on the wbe

me and biggs saw it..got some good ideas too:p

propsto you MH i didnt know men could bend that way:p :D

[Gezora]

i'm not knocking gays...as a hole
Sometimes, I think I live for typos like that.

Seriously, though, I think you could really use a hug....

C'mon, you know you want to.

[Miburohunter929]

How does this shit always happen? We go from WW and Star playing twister or something, to thinking about them making out, to talking about double standards, to who and who isnt sexually frustrated, then a long talk/ poll about homosexuality.

What the fuck is wrong with us? You think we woulda just said wonder woman wins and called it a day.

Honestly I bet the topic creator is going to want our heads on a platter when they see this.

I blame you guys and saying lesbians are gods gift to straight men when it was obviously bi-sexual women.

Bastards.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Sometimes, I think I live for typos like that.

Seriously, though, I think you could really use a hug....

C'mon, you know you want to.

yea...that really loosk like fruedian slip tooo

and no you cant hug me..you can beat me punish me and tell me i am naughty but no punishing:p

[biggsdacat]

He did that on purpose. HUGS for everyone!!!!!! YAY!!!!

No wait a minute..................I hate you guys. *flips the bird, and walks off, with the song at the end TMNT, playing in the background* T-U-R-T-L-E POWER!!!

[Gezora]

How does this shit always happen? We go from WW and Star playing twister or something, to thinking about them making out, to talking about double standards, to who and who isnt sexually frustrated, then a long talk/ poll about homosexuality.

What the fuck is wrong with us? You think we woulda just said wonder woman wins and called it a day.

Honestly I bet the topic creator is going to want our heads on a platter when they see this.

I blame you guys and saying lesbians are gods gift to straight men when it was obviously bi-sexual women.

Bastards.
I said I was sorry! And I already burnt that bag of frogs and one marmot in a trash can. What more dya want, man!?

[biggsdacat]

MH do you want the honest, real, reason this always happens? Seriously?

Because we rule. It's really that simple. Weird huh?

EDIT: I demand to know where DJ went.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

How does this shit always happen? We go from WW and Star playing twister or something, to thinking about them making out, to talking about double standards, to who and who isnt sexually frustrated, then a long talk/ poll about homosexuality.

What the fuck is wrong with us? You think we woulda just said wonder woman wins and called it a day.

Honestly I bet the topic creator is going to want our heads on a platter when they see this.

I blame you guys and saying lesbians are gods gift to straight men when it was obviously bi-sexual women.

Bastards.


oh come now we all know when ever gez or biggs puts on that tight pink spandex and does the ymca dance in nothing but that...

you know you sit there..and say its gods gift to mankind

or more specificlly you..when they..rub ther buisiness all up in yer face:p :p

(i think we should tone down our comments though before yet another thread )

[Gezora]

yea...that really loosk like fruedian slip tooo

and no you cant hug me..you can beat me punish me and tell me i am naughty but no punishing:p
Sorry. I already have MH for all that, apparantly. :D

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Sorry. I already have MH for all that, apparantly. :D

oh so that one night was meaningles!! YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME!! *sobs*

urrgg

on topic: it wins the internet and so does this thread and an awesome an award

edit wer really should tone this down

[Miburohunter929]

If anyone ever PM or asked me about this thread I am going to say that we were all VERY VERY drunk.

Or I will outright deny that we even had this convo.

They could send me the link to the thread, with quotes and everything and I would say that I didnt see anything.

And yes we are awesome.

And what, do you people think I run around trying to S&M people are something?

Only when I am very,very bored damnit!

EDIT: awesome award? I would consider none of us getting banned a victory. Because I am pretty sure ban awards might be worked on as we speak. -.-;

[biggsdacat]

I look gorgeous in pink.

Not that I would know.

Yep. The OP, is going to straight govern our shit. (new slang word, think it will stick?)

[The MunchKING]

It's the double standard that plagues our society. Two women together=beautiful thing. Two guys together=Ewww, gross.

To be fair, Gals seem to like it.

Or at least Tanith, Airshark, and Mew.

And all the Slashficcers on FF.Net. ;)


The way I see it, if Guys can think lesbos are cute, why can't girls think gay guys are cute?

[biggsdacat]

They can't prove that I'm sobberayet.

How many circles and colores are on the twister pad? What positions do they end up in.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

I look gorgeous in pink.

Not that I would know.

Yep. The OP, is going to straight govern our shit. (new slang word, think it will stick?)


i'm more concerned about the MOD's then the OP i dont know if it breaks any rules but we're way off topic

that and we' where talking about a very sensative politcal issue..pretty openly too-so maybe a stand down is in order

[Gezora]

To be fair, Gals seem to like it.

Or at least Tanith, Airshark, and Mew.

And all the Slashficcers on FF.Net. ;)


The way I see it, if Guys can think lesbos are cute, why can't girls think gay guys are cute?
My sister does, and it creeps the SHAZAM! outta me....

Honestly, Touga and Seto Kaiba!? *shudder*

[biggsdacat]

To be fair, Gals seem to like it.

Or at least Tanith, Airshark, and Mew.

And all the Slashficcers on FF.Net. ;)


The way I see it, if Guys can think lesbos are cute, why can't girls think gay guys are cute?

Because that's not how society depicts it. The media, and society in general make women on women out to be lovely and guy on guy to be gross. But sure, if your like grace, in will&grace, girls can think gay sex is hot. Before the flames kick in....................My girl loves that show. So screw you guys.

Munch this crap is too heavy, join the party. Can WW get into a pretzel position?

[biggsdacat]

i'm more concerned about the MOD's then the OP i dont know if it breaks any rules but we're way off topic

that and we' where talking about a very sensative politcal issue..pretty openly too-so maybe a stand down is in order

I'm trying to get us back on topic. Positions? Just how flexible are starfire and WW? Any feats to back these claims up?

[Gezora]

Can WW get into a pretzel position?
Whether she can or not, the effort alone would be a sight worthy of ticket sales.

[The MunchKING]

My sister does, and it creeps the SHAZAM! outta me....

Honestly, Touga and Seto Kaiba!? *shudder*

GIMLI and Legolas?

I mean OK, Legolas has the prettyboy thing, but GIMLI?? Ewwwwwwe...

[Miburohunter929]

WW never striked me as the type to be down with getting contorted.

Hell I think she would hang you from her lasso just for asking.

So she probally could, but I sure as hell aint gonna be the one to ask her to do it.

Actually now that I think about it..she might be into that kind of stuff, but she would still whoop your ass for even suggesting it.

[biggsdacat]

I'm thinking WW is a freakin animal. Positions? No sweat. She's an amazon, she definitely knows what's up.

Couldn't even make it for two posts. This thread is doomed.

Does anyone have any feats regarding how flexible she is? During fights or anything?

[The MunchKING]

WW never striked me as the type to be down with getting contorted.

Nah she use to do it all the times in her older comics. She was a kinky babe.

[Gezora]

GIMLI and Legolas?

I mean OK, Legolas has the prettyboy thing, but GIMLI?? Ewwwwwwe...
Oh Dear Goddess No!

That's an image I never would have conceived on my own. I'll get you for this.....

Sam and Frodo, I can handle. Aragorn and Boromir, I can handle. Hell, Legolas and Gollum, I could probably weather without too much gagging.

But not this. It can't, won't, be forgotten. Or forgiven.....

[Miburohunter929]

I'm thinking WW is a freakin animal. Positions? No sweat. She's an amazon, she definitely knows what's up.

Couldn't even make it for two posts. This thread is doomed.

Does anyone have any feats regarding how flexible she is? During fights or anything?


I find it funny how our attempt to get the topic back on track is to dicuss WW flexibilty. What the hell was this topic about again? Mud wrestling or chinese checkers or twister or something.

And Are we talking about Animated Star Or comic Star? Because that opens up a whole new can of worms.

And no, I cant think of any WW flexibilty feats.

[biggsdacat]

Starfire and WW are playing twister. Hence flexiblity. I think we need pics as proof for what these two ladies can do.

LOOPHOLE!!!!!!!

[Gezora]

And Are we talking about Animated Star Or comic Star? Because that opens up a whole new can of worms.
Well, besides physical appearance, and mental and emotional state, and essentially the character in general, what's the difference?

And no, try as I might, I can't recall any flex feats.

[The MunchKING]

Oh Dear Goddess No!

That's an image I never would have conceived on my own. I'll get you for this.....

Sam and Frodo, I can handle. Aragorn and Boromir, I can handle. Hell, Legolas and Gollum, I could probably weather without too much gagging.

But not this. It can't, won't, be forgotten. Or forgiven.....


Hey don't look at ME!! It was Tanith and Mew's favorite. They used to talk about it in AIM chats...

[Miburohunter929]

Well from what I hear Comic star is a nympho or something.

Ask munch or something for more details, I know only a bit about it personally.

[Gezora]

Hey don't look at ME!! It was Tanith and Mew's favorite. They used to talk about it in AIM chats...
I shall have their yaoi-filled craniums as sex aids....

Well from what I hear Comic star is a nympho or something.

Ask munch or something for more details, I know only a bit about it personally.
REALLY!? Sweet. Hey MunchKing, what say on this?

[heretic]

Er...lesbians dont go for men. So how does that make them a gift to guys :confused:

Aside from the flagrantly exhibitionist ones, I cannot see this either.

HTG

[Miburohunter929]

...You know, I dont know why I said that. I feel like I just set us back about 4 or 5 pages.

Shit. I should be playing La Prucelle or Street fighter alpha 3 ....But eh, I rather do this instead.

[The MunchKING]

I shall have their yaoi-filled craniums as sex aids....


REALLY!? Sweet. Hey MunchKing, what say on this?

I say I don't know much about cartoon Star, but she did seem to want quite a few titans.

WOnder Woman, Stretching. (http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/4.html)

WW's Bondage games (http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/3.html)

WW showing off her agile legs. (http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/18.html)

She practices getting her arms WAY behind her head. (http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/24.html)

[heretic]

It's the double standard that plagues our society. Two women together=beautiful thing. Two guys together=Ewww, gross. In all fairness, while this applies to guys for girls it seems much different.

If you do not beleive me, take a look at most of the Slash/Yaoi writers and artists.

That being said, guys do tend to be irrationally and unduly threatened by male homosexuality.This same double standard appears in various forms in our society. Take people on the dating scene. That are single adults. If a man gets a lot of numbers, and sleeps with a lot of girls, he's a pimp. If a women does the EXACT SAME thing, she's labled a whore. As ridiculous as it is, it's how our society operates.
This is true, and rather childish.

HTG

[The MunchKING]

Aside from the flagrantly exhibitionist ones, I cannot see this either.

HTG


Two words: "Video cameras".

[Gezora]

I say I don't know much about cartoon Star, but she did seem to want quite a few titans.

WOnder Woman, Stretching. (http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/4.html)

WW's Bondage games (http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/3.html)

WW showing off her agile legs. (http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/18.html)

She practices getting her arms WAY behind her head. (http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/24.html)
You've just earned yourself a statement of grateful praise. Enjoy.

You rule. Thanks, dude.

[heretic]

WW never striked me as the type to be down with getting contorted.

Hell I think she would hang you from her lasso just for asking.

Of course she may do that anyway even... make that especially if she is interested in showing off in such a manner....

HTG

[Miburohunter929]

Upon seeing those last scans, I ask how is this a fair match? Wonder woman does shit like that for fun. Her enemies do it to her and she probally thinks its the best thing ever.

Does star have anything even close to that kinda experiance?

[heretic]

...You know, I dont know why I said that. I feel like I just set us back about 4 or 5 pages.

Shit. I should be playing La Prucelle or Street fighter alpha 3 ....But eh, I rather do this instead.
<pictures Sakura, Karin, & R. Mika getting hot/sweaty/worked-up in the ring... then sharing the showers>

You cannot escape, the hentai will take you all....

HTG

[Gezora]

<pictures Sakura, Karin, & R. Mika getting hot/sweaty/worked-up in the ring... then sharing the showers>

You cannot escape, the hentai will take you all....

HTG
You evil, evil bastard! We're trying to fly semi-straight for once and you pull that. How dare you even..... uh-oh......

Heh heh, wet boobies.....

[Miburohunter929]

<pictures Sakura, Karin, & R. Mika getting hot/sweaty/worked-up in the ring... then sharing the showers>

You cannot escape, the hentai will take you all....

HTG


Dammit , I dont know why I even try to fight it...Maybe I should surrender.

But surrender is for lesser men! Not for men such As MiburoHunter!

I wont surrender! I shall compromise...somehow.

Everytime I try to leave it keeps pulling me back. Like a bungie cord or something.

[The MunchKING]

...You know, I dont know why I said that. I feel like I just set us back about 4 or 5 pages.

Shit. I should be playing La Prucelle or Street fighter alpha 3 ....But eh, I rather do this instead.


Mmmmmm... Perire/Alloutte/Culoette pron... Yummmm...

[biggsdacat]

I thought I told you that we won't stop.....I thought I told you that we won't stop.....................

[Miburohunter929]

Jesus, I dont know why I even bother. Its a lost cause.

In that case.

Viva La Hentai!

[Gezora]

I thought I told you that we won't stop.....I thought I told you that we won't stop.....................
I assume that to be a rap reference, right?

And it's not really our faults. We're guys. It's Nature's fault.

Y'know, that representation of Mother Nature in Fantasia 2000 was pretty hot.

.....Dammit!

[The MunchKING]

I assume that to be a rap reference, right?


Wasn't that Daffy duck from Space Jam?

[Miburohunter929]

Its either mace, biggie, Puffy or dave chappelle

[biggsdacat]

YEp MH got it. The D The I the D the D the Y...................It's DIDDY, Hold up! God it was only cool when terrence and philip did it.

[Gezora]

YEp MH got it. The D The I the D the D the Y...................It's DIDDY, Hold up! God it was only cool when terrence and philip did it.
Meh. I prefer West Coast, with the excellent exception of The WTC.

Wu 4 Life.

[biggsdacat]

WTC is the shit. Can't argue that. Ghostface deserves to be prez. With ODB as the secretary of defense (even though he's dead). RZA, GZA................Don't know, senators or somthing.

[biggsdacat]

Dead Prez is up there too, as is canibus. I'm bay till I die though. Nicatina, Razor.........sharp! Crack raider.

[Gezora]

Put Method and U-God as heads of the FBI and CIA, respectively.

Raekwon would be the Surgeon General.

And that's all I've got for now.

[The MunchKING]

Now THERE would be a twist to the contest. (http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/56.html)

[Gezora]

Now THERE would be a twist to the contest. (http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/56.html)
I do NOT want to see this person play Twister. With anyone.

Ever.

[Miburohunter929]

I do NOT want to see this person play Twister. With anyone.

Ever.


Twister? Shit, I wouldnt want to play video games with him.

And you should thank whatever god you worship he isnt in a bathing suit or wet t-shirt contest.

[Gezora]

Twister? Shit, I wouldnt want to play video games with him.

And you should thank whatever god you worship he isnt in a bathing suit or wet t-shirt contest.
If you insist.

Thanks.

You are now either creeped out or feeling justified. Probably the latter, ya smug bastich.

[The MunchKING]

Thanks.

Your Welcome.

[Miburohunter929]

Hey, Thats what I'm here for.

And of course its the latter. I'm always smug.

Havnt you read any of the threads where its you vs whatever? Its always me and munch trying to out smug one another.

Of course, Being that I am me, and he is he, I always win.

My glory is written in the stars after all. And I make the stars :)

[biggsdacat]

Now THERE would be a twist to the contest. (http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/56.html)

The single most badass superhero ever. You should all be thankful, that you got the chance to revel in his complete and total badassitude. He is your god now. You will worship him.

[Miburohunter929]

The single most badass superhero ever. You should all be thankful, that you got the chance to revel in his complete and total badassitude. He is your god now. You will worship him.

Badassitude? I felt Embarrased FOR him. The outfit looked like he had to make smash a whole bunch of shit together.

And If anything he should thank me for the chance to live such a miserable life. I usually would destory such an abomination on the spot.

Wonder womans panties should either be worn by wonder woman or some other hot chick. NEVER a man.

And the god I worship starts with a "Miburo" and ends with "Hunter"

Anyone wanna take a guess?

[biggsdacat]

And the god I worship starts with a "Miburo" and ends with "Hunter"

This single statement, qualifies you for the pantheon. Badassitude, in every sense of the word.

[Miburohunter929]

And the god I worship starts with a "Miburo" and ends with "Hunter"

This single statement, qualifies you for the pantheon. Badassitude, in every sense of the word.


I have decided to sig this, since it never hurts to have quotes telling you how awesome you are.

The honor is all your. Enjoy it.

[Gordon Smith]

I decided that the ''Wonder Woman vs Starfire.....With A Twist'' thread had deviated so far from the actual topic into chat-type stuff that the whole kit and kaboodle should be trasnported here where it will be no tribble at all.

~~Gordon

[Eternal Torment]

Jeez,I've been away for 9 days or so,and this thread hasn't blown out of control while I was gone. That's very strange.

[Tami]

Jeez,I've been away for 9 days or so,and this thread hasn't blown out of control while I was gone. That's very strange.

It looks like they were just waiting for your return. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

I know I shouldn't do this to you but the Dog is TOP DOG NOW.

*Calls upon the DF and the Zodiac Titans, Team Tarturas, And the JLU*

Sorry man.

ATTACK!

You sure you can live with the deaths on your hands?

[Eternal Torment]

You sure you can live with the deaths on your hands?

I'm sure he can. *shoots Anthony in the back with a spoon*

[Super Samurai]

I decided that the ''Wonder Woman vs Starfire.....With A Twist'' thread had deviated so far from the actual topic into chat-type stuff that the whole kit and kaboodle should be trasnported here where it will be no tribble at all.

~~Gordon

Heh, kaboodle, that word always makes me hungry for some reason.

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm sure he can. *shoots Anthony in the back with a spoon*

*auto shields deflect it*

So it's a handicap match. In spite of the overwhelming odds, I'm not going to give up.

[Eternal Torment]

*auto shields deflect it*

So it's a handicap match. In spite of the overwhelming odds, I'm not going to give up.

There's not really much point in doing this. But for the sake of it, *floods the area with beer*

[Stretch Dude]

They're not gay! They're Hobbits!

[Super Samurai]

They're not gay! They're Hobbits!

Right, and Gandalf doesn't smoke weed...

[Anthony Johanson]

There's not really much point in doing this. But for the sake of it, *floods the area with beer*

Says the one who starts fights for no particular reason whatsoever. *floats above the beer*

[Eternal Torment]

Says the one who starts fights for no particular reason whatsoever. *floats above the beer*

You know what? Since I should find a reason to fight, I'll stop for now.

[Super Samurai]

You know what? Since I should find a reason to fight, I'll stop for now.

Thats cool, but please leave the beer.

*Dives in*

[The Dog]

Thats cool, but please leave the beer.

*Dives in*

*Dissolves all the beer*

















*And replaces it with rum*

[Eternal Torment]

*Dissolves all the beer*





*And replaces it with rum*

*replaces rum with vodka*

[Stretch Dude]

*replaces rum with vodka*

...Why is the rum gone?

[Eternal Torment]

...Why is the rum gone?

I'm the Tormentor. Besides, I like vodka.

[The Dog]

I'm the Tormentor. Besides, I like vodka.

... The rum is gone!

[Eternal Torment]

... The rum is gone!

If you want rum, here it is. *tosses kegs of rum out* However, you must drink it all within 1 minute or it turns into rubbing alcohol.

[The Dog]

If you want rum, here it is. *tosses kegs of rum out* However, you must drink it all within 1 minute or it turns into rubbing alcohol.

*Drinks all of it in 55 seconds, with the first 54 1/2 seconds used to get his mug and open the all the kegs*

... THE RUM IS GONE! Why is the rum gone?

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

heh..heh its on paige 69

but i digress gezz biggs mibuman what i miss??? fill me in fill me in..i err got side tracked bye err...never mind thats not somethingmentionalbe:p

[Eternal Torment]

*Drinks all of it in 55 seconds, with the first 54 1/2 seconds used to get his mug and open the all the kegs*

... THE RUM IS GONE! Why is the rum gone?

You drank all of it. *opens portal to rum-filled universe* Drink. In the meanwhile, I'll drink the vodka while listening to Moskau by Dschinghis Khan.

[Devon C.]

God knows I didn't mean this. All I said was that this thread wasn't active, an' all of a sudden, we get a whole other thread merged with it.

Oh, and Dog? ET got it twisted. It starts out as rubbing alcohol then after 60 seconds, slowly develops into Kool-Aid.

[Eternal Torment]

God knows I didn't mean this. All I said was that this thread wasn't active, an' all of a sudden, we get a whole other thread merged with it.

Oh, and Dog? ET got it twisted. It starts out as rubbing alcohol then after 60 seconds, slowly develops into Kool-Aid.

You just had to ruin the secret, didn't you? But what you didn't know was that after 60 seconds, the Kool-Aid turns into liquid wasabi.

[Super Samurai]

God knows I didn't mean this. All I said was that this thread wasn't active, an' all of a sudden, we get a whole other thread merged with it.

Oh, and Dog? ET got it twisted. It starts out as rubbing alcohol then after 60 seconds, slowly develops into Kool-Aid.

You just don't know your strength do you...

[Ant Crown]

You know what? Since I should find a reason to fight, I'll stop for now.
There is $$60000000000000000 in it for you.

[Eternal Torment]

There is $$60000000000000000 in it for you.

...I'm sorry Anthony. *shoots Anthony with a EMP gun*

[Anthony Johanson]

...I'm sorry Anthony. *shoots Anthony with a EMP gun*

*blocked by Auto-Shields, again*

I forgive you, that much money is good for a lot.

*looks at Ant Crown*

Thought you wanted to fight also.

[Eternal Torment]

*blocked by Auto-Shields, again*

I forgive you, that much money is good for a lot.

*looks at Ant Crown*

Thought you wanted to fight also.

Auto-Shields. EMP gun. Right. In that case, time to break out some weirdass moves. Gáe Bolg: The Spear of Impaling Barbed Death! *activates the attack*

[Ant Crown]

*blocked by Auto-Shields, again*

I forgive you, that much money is good for a lot.

*looks at Ant Crown*

Thought you wanted to fight also.
Hey the fight would have been won already...this much is for fun and while Torment is doing his thing what makes you think I've been slacking?

[Stretch Dude]

God knows I didn't mean this. All I said was that this thread wasn't active, an' all of a sudden, we get a whole other thread merged with it.

Bah, this ain't active. Back in my day, we woulda added another hundred pages by now.

Young people today with their low-riding pants and slow-moving threads...BAH, I say!

[Anthony Johanson]

Auto-Shields. EMP gun. Right. In that case, time to break out some weirdass moves. Gáe Bolg: The Spear of Impaling Barbed Death! *activates the attack*

They say Spears are weak against long range weapons.

*auto-shield starts to give a little bit, teleports back*

*takes out Bow and Arrow of The Four Elements, and starts speed firing*

[Anthony Johanson]

Hey the fight would have been won already...this much is for fun and while Torment is doing his thing what makes you think I've been slacking?

Essentially you are waiting for me to tire out.

[Ant Crown]

Essentially you are waiting for me to tire out.
No Mr. Johanson...I expect you to let your guard down.

[Guts/Batman]

Google Image Search strikes again! My thread on Munchie's site grows!!!

[Devon C.]

All hail King Booker! All hail King Booker!

[Erebus]

*Comes in with disco suit and Sword of Omens*
What have I missed?

[Guts/Batman]

All hail King Booker! All hail King Booker!

Who wouldn't want to hail the bug eyed man? :D

[The Dog]

All hail King Booker! All hail King Booker!

FUCK THE WWE! FUCK THE WWE!

I was told that it was going to be Undertaker vs. Great Khali in the Punjabi Prison Match, not Undertaker vs. Big Show!

And I was told it was going to be Batista vs. Mark Henry, not Batista vs. Mr. Kennedy!

WE GOT SCREWED OVER!

[Devon C.]

FUCK THE WWE! FUCK THE WWE!

I was told that it was going to be Undertaker vs. Great Khali in the Punjabi Prison Match, not Undertaker vs. Big Show!

And I was told it was going to be Batista vs. Mark Henry, not Batista vs. Mr. Kennedy!

WE GOT SCREWED OVER!
Khali's liver is jacked up.

Henry's leg is ruined, or something. That's probably kayfabe because they had it on TV.

Edit: To hell with that. Khali got caught with steroids.

[Guts/Batman]

Isn't Big Show ECW now...?

[The Dog]

Isn't Big Show ECW now...?

Yes, but ever since its started, its pretty much been ECW with "Special Guest Star" insert WWE wrestler here.

Why should this be any different?

[Guts/Batman]

I see... Character no limit dance

[Eternal Torment]

They say Spears are weak against long range weapons.

*auto-shield starts to give a little bit, teleports back*

*takes out Bow and Arrow of The Four Elements, and starts speed firing*

Darkness Rising: Return of Ten Thousand Sins! *a black tower of flesh breaks out of the ground* The corruption be upon you. *tower shoots tentacles at Anthony*

[Trulyures]

I'm so back from England and Scotland

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm so back from England and Scotland

Hey Tru, how was that?

[Eternal Torment]

I'm so back from England and Scotland

You're back! The world glows and the Sun shines more brightly.

[Trulyures]

Hey Tru, how was that?
Super tiring, weird, and fun.... more traveling than vacation at all really..lol

[Trulyures]

You're back! The world glows and the Sun shines more brightly.
well, seemed like the world was glowing before I came back... this thread actually moved..:D How are you?

[Eternal Torment]

well, seemed like the world was glowing before I came back... this thread actually moved..:D How are you?

I'm fine....A thread was merged into Khazan while both of us were away. That's why the thread seems bigger. I took a nine day break while you went to Eastern Hemisphere.

[Trulyures]

I'm fine....A thread was merged into Khazan while both of us were away. That's why the thread seems bigger. I took a nine day break while you went to Eastern Hemisphere.
Oh, I see..... where did you go?

[The Dog]

TRULY'S HOME! TRULY'S HOME! TRULY'S HOME!

All is right with the world!...

Until Thursday, when I have to get a shot. And I hate shots like Goku hates shots.

[Eternal Torment]

Oh, I see..... where did you go?

I went on a road trip. Drove all over Ontario. Nothing much to do, really.

[Stretch Dude]

I'm so back from England and Scotland

Bless me kilts, guv'nor, it's Tru! Chip chip cheerio, lassie!