Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

Hey, that's not fair. The clone thing is way too cheap and overdone.

Fair enough. *drops a giant anvil on all the clones*

[Devon C.]

Yeah Jerry Stackhouse was suspended for something that wasn't his fault. You could obviously tell that Shaq egged him into the push, and threw his own prodigious girth into it. The camera was so jacked up that it couldn't show what REALLY happened.

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah Jerry Stackhouse was suspended for something that wasn't his fault. You could obviously tell that Shaq egged him into the push, and threw his own prodigious girth into it. The camera was so jacked up that it couldn't show what REALLY happened.

Yea.

The article in the paper today was great. "You would think a man who coached Charles Oakley for 2 years would know what a dirty foul is."

[Ghost_rider_x3]

bringing this thread into sunday....YAY go me I Fricken ROCK your WORLD....



he he he.

[Erebus]

I had a dream last night that a family of lemurs were killed by a wolf with a knife.

[Ant Crown]

Last night I dreamed a dream of no dream.

[Stretch Dude]

Last night I dreamed a dreamy dream about dreamily dreaming a dream of no dream.

[Ant Crown]

Last night I dreamed a dreamy dream about dreamily dreaming a dream of no dream.
Glad to hear that I'm not the only one.

[Devon C.]

"This country is going to go through a fire like it has never seen. And I know what I'm saying because the signs are there to read and I understand politics, which is the art of reading them. Time is going to roar and flash lightning in the streets, Raymond. Blood will gush behind the noise and stones will fall and fools and mockers will be brought down. The smugness and complacency of this country will be dragged through the blood and the noise in the streets until it becomes a nation purged and purified back to original purity, which it once possessed so long ago when the founding fathers brought it to life. And when that day comes...you will kneel beside me and thank me and kiss my hands and my skirt and give me only your love as will the rest of the people of this confused and blinded land."

[The Dog]

"This country is going to go through a fire like it has never seen. And I know what I'm saying because the signs are there to read and I understand politics, which is the art of reading them. Time is going to roar and flash lightning in the streets, Raymond. Blood will gush behind the noise and stones will fall and fools and mockers will be brought down. The smugness and complacency of this country will be dragged through the blood and the noise in the streets until it becomes a nation purged and purified back to original purity, which it once possessed so long ago when the founding fathers brought it to life. And when that day comes...you will kneel beside me and thank me and kiss my hands and my skirt and give me only your love as will the rest of the people of this confused and blinded land."

... Do WHAT?!

[Eternal Torment]

"This country is going to go through a fire like it has never seen. And I know what I'm saying because the signs are there to read and I understand politics, which is the art of reading them. Time is going to roar and flash lightning in the streets, Raymond. Blood will gush behind the noise and stones will fall and fools and mockers will be brought down. The smugness and complacency of this country will be dragged through the blood and the noise in the streets until it becomes a nation purged and purified back to original purity, which it once possessed so long ago when the founding fathers brought it to life. And when that day comes...you will kneel beside me and thank me and kiss my hands and my skirt and give me only your love as will the rest of the people of this confused and blinded land."

I think he's channeling the spirit of a politician.

[Ant Crown]

I think he's channeling the spirit of a politician.
Then by the laws of this Board...He must die. Politics are a bad road for us all.

[Stretch Dude]

Then by the laws of this Board...He must die. Politics are a bad road for us all.

Yar! *lunges at Devon and kills him with violence*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Yar! *lunges at Devon and kills him with violence*



Not again *Casts Revive on Devon, restoring him to life*.

[Eternal Torment]

Not again *Casts Revive on Devon, restoring him to life*.

Darn it! *blasts Devon with a reaping sphere of ultimate destruction*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Darn it! *blasts Devon with a reaping sphere of ultimate destruction*



........Okay then.

*Casts Full-Revive on Devon, restoring him to life. Then casts a spell of binding on Eternal Torment, making him feel like he'd been shot in the nuts every time he tries to kill or maim or do something bad to someone*.


That spell will wear off in a week.

[Eternal Torment]

........Okay then.

*Casts Full-Revive on Devon, restoring him to life. Then casts a spell of binding on Eternal Torment, making him feel like he'd been shot in the nuts every time he tries to kill or maim or do something bad to someone*.


That spell will wear off in a week.

Spell Immunity protects me from the spell. Besides, I have no reproductive organs, you overconfident buffoon. *slices Devon's head off*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Spell Immunity protects me from the spell. Besides, I have no reproductive organs, you overconfident buffoon. *slices Devon's head off*


How interesting.


*Dunks Eternal Torment into my own brand of Liquid Nitrogen which freezes to a point of absolute zero. Then cuts Eternal Torment into several hundred chunks, re-freezes each chunk, then places each chunk on it's own long range space rocket/ship. Each rocket then fires up and goes in different directions all throughout the universe*.


*Casts Revive on Devon, then places a protection spell on him*.


Don't presume that you can thwart me. Not many are above me here in power, and you are not one of them.

[Eternal Torment]

How interesting.


*Dunks Eternal Torment into my own brand of Liquid Nitrogen which freezes to a point of absolute zero. Then cuts Eternal Torment into several hundred chunks, re-freezes each chunk, then places each chunk on it's own long range space rocket/ship. Each rocket then fires up and goes in different directions all throughout the universe*.


*Casts Revive on Devon, then places a protection spell on him*.


Don't presume that you can thwart me. Not many are above me here in power, and you are not one of them.

I can't thwart you,but I can piss you off. *chunks melt into nothingness and reform into a human shape* I am whole once more.
Why must you insist on protecting him? *uses a negation rod and pierces Devon's body*

[Stretch Dude]

Why must you insist on protecting him? *uses a negation rod and pierces Devon's body*

Ah, true love!

[yeoman]

Don't presume that you can thwart me. Not many are above me here in power, and you are not one of them.

CBY *Waves*: Hello.

CBY: Are we having difficulty here? Nothing a few good shot from an orbital mass driver won't solve, I assume.

[Eternal Torment]

Ah, true love!

That was unreasonably dirty. I guess it is my fault for posting that in the first place. However,you get the drift. Devon gets stabbed with an Anti-Magic rod.

[Super Samurai]

Devon's gonna be pretty surprised when he gets back. *Leaves cake for Devon when he gets back*

[Stretch Dude]

That was unreasonably dirty.

If you think that, you've never seen the original Downtown thread. :evilsmile

I guess it is my fault for posting that in the first place. However,you get the drift. Devon gets stabbed with an Anti-Magic rod.

Aren't they all anti-magic rods, in a sense?

[Eternal Torment]

If you think that, you've never seen the original Downtown thread. :evilsmile



Aren't they all anti-magic rods, in a sense?

1)I posted quite a bit in there.It's just that I didn't join till page 100 or so.Even then I didn't post much until the end,when we had that fight and I shot Cleric in the head.

2)Can somebody's wang block an spell powerful enough to annihilate a city? Exactly.

[Ant Crown]

Ah my first batch of students have arrived....and left me. *Goes to a corner.*

[Stretch Dude]

2)Can somebody's wang block an spell powerful enough to annihilate a city? Exactly.

Damn, boy, you must be virile as hell.

[hitokiri_]

If you think that, you've never seen the original Downtown thread. :evilsmile



you mean SO?

[Trulyures]

you mean SO?
I hope so, because that was the original one.... *sigh* :(

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

CBY *Waves*: Hello.

CBY: Are we having difficulty here? Nothing a few good shot from an orbital mass driver won't solve, I assume.



Yo!


See Eternal Tornment, CBY and most of Ye's personalities arabove me in power, wisdom, experiesce, and standing.


Only MunchKING, Peter, Mr. Sandman, The Real Nemo, Trulyures, Hitokiri, and WonderBebs are on, or near, The Yeo's level.

[Anthony Johanson]

Is there a problem going on here?

[Nik Hasta]

Hey!
Can I join in?
I always enjoy a good fight! :evilsmile

[Eternal Torment]

Ah my first batch of students have arrived....and left me. *Goes to a corner.*

Are they dead or training? Or have they passed the test ALREADY???

[Eternal Torment]

Yo!


See Eternal Tornment, CBY and most of Ye's personalities arabove me in power, wisdom, experiesce, and standing.


Only MunchKING, Peter, Mr. Sandman, The Real Nemo, Trulyures, Hitokiri, and WonderBebs are on, or near, The Yeo's level.

Well,can you have the courtesy to let Devon stay DEAD for at least a day before reviving him? That way,I won't keep on trying to kill him for channeling a politician's spirit and you won't need to fight me and constantly reviving him.

[Eternal Torment]

Damn, boy, you must be virile as hell.

Remember? I DON'T have any reproductive organs. I am just stating that no wang can block spells,while a negation rod can.

[Stretch Dude]

Remember? I DON'T have any reproductive organs. I am just stating that no wang can block spells,while a negation rod can.

Ah, this must be a new fetish I'm not familiar with.

[Ant Crown]

Are they dead or training? Or have they passed the test ALREADY???
They quit on me.

[Trulyures]

Yo!


See Eternal Tornment, CBY and most of Ye's personalities arabove me in power, wisdom, experiesce, and standing.


Only MunchKING, Peter, Mr. Sandman, The Real Nemo, Trulyures, Hitokiri, and WonderBebs are on, or near, The Yeo's level.
AWWWWw...... thank you, that's such an honor to be close to his level^_^
PSST!!! You forgot Trystenn

[Trulyures]

Hey!
Can I join in?
I always enjoy a good fight! :evilsmile
Which kind of fights? PLay fights, physical, argumental, etc?

[Trulyures]

CBY *Waves*: Hello.

CBY: Are we having difficulty here? Nothing a few good shot from an orbital mass driver won't solve, I assume.
*HUGS!* I haven't seen or talked with you in ages my dear friend.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

AWWWWw...... thank you, that's such an honor to be close to his level^_^
PSST!!! You forgot Trystenn



Bah, Trystenn's on my level nowadays. :D He used to be higher, but lack of fights and posting have down played him to mine, The Dog's, and Anthony Johanson's level recently.


:)


How are you, Tru? I've missed you.

[The Dog]

*HUGS!* I haven't seen or talked with you in ages my dear friend.

*Clears throat*

HI TRULYURES!

[Super Samurai]

^^^^^

Ah, Tru you always find a way to brighten up the place.

[Anthony Johanson]

AWWWWw...... thank you, that's such an honor to be close to his level^_^
PSST!!! You forgot Trystenn

*sigh* I've missed you.

[Anthony Johanson]

Bah, Trystenn's on my level nowadays. :D He used to be higher, but lack of fights and posting have down played him to mine, The Dog's, and Anthony Johanson's level recently.


:)


How are you, Tru? I've missed you.

Actually, I'd say I'm a fair bit below you and Dog.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Actually, I'd say I'm a fair bit below you and Dog.


Eh, so we are on the high end and you are on the low end. That still means you're in the same class as us.


At least, IMO.

[yeoman]

*HUGS!* I haven't seen or talked with you in ages my dear friend.

Don't hug CBY.

If only because doing so will set off the perimeter defense system.

[yeoman]

Remember? I DON'T have any reproductive organs.

CBY: It can be arranged for you to have them just long enough to get kicked in them. :evilsmile

[yeoman]

Yo!


See Eternal Tornment, CBY and most of Ye's personalities arabove me in power, wisdom, experiesce, and standing.


Only MunchKING, Peter, Mr. Sandman, The Real Nemo, Trulyures, Hitokiri, and WonderBebs are on, or near, The Yeo's level.

Actually, a number of the Yeo-persona's weren't that tough. And CBY never had much inherent power. He mostly relies on tech, back ups, and cunning. And overwhelming firepower.

[Nik Hasta]

Which kind of fights? PLay fights, physical, argumental, etc?

Combine all three?

[Devon C.]

"This age thinks better of a gilded fool than of a threadbare saint in wisdom's school!"

Devon drove a rocket-powered Urkel Mobile with a Salamander Hose attached to the top. Stopping the Isetta in front of the thread door, he detached the Salamander and ran inside, finding Stretch and Eternal Torment relaxing, completely defenseless.

"Fire is bright, and fire is clean," he chanted. "But beware of its bite; it will make you scream."

With that, he snapped off the catch on the Hose and pulled the trigger.

From that point, it became a waiting game. He waited for their now illuminated bodies to be reduced to smoldering cinders, he waited for the whole process to end. He figured that by now, their skin had been completely vaporized, and their organs were now being devoured by a burning, yellow monster.

After about five minutes, he stared at their charred remains, collected them up in a burlap bag he had brought with him, and walked out of the thread, to return another day. All the time he said to himself:

"Yeah, they gonna do somethin' cheap while I'm gone, knowing them, like regenerate or something. But hey, it's for the love of the game, knowhumsayin'? Piz-neace, !@#@!"

[Trulyures]

Don't hug CBY.

If only because doing so will set off the perimeter defense system.
Sorry..... I forgot about that...... Offers peace shiny samuria sword :)

[Trulyures]

Combine all three?
:evilsmile My specialty

[Trulyures]

Bah, Trystenn's on my level nowadays. :D He used to be higher, but lack of fights and posting have down played him to mine, The Dog's, and Anthony Johanson's level recently.


:)


How are you, Tru? I've missed you.
I'm doing well, just haven't been around these days and I've missed you all too^_^:) THanks How are you?

[Trulyures]

*Clears throat*

HI TRULYURES!
I've missed this color brightness........!!!1 *HUGS* You know I love you ^_^

[Trulyures]

*sigh* I've missed you.
Anthony, you have? AWWWW........ *hugs* I missed you too:) Good to see you around again.

[Trulyures]

^^^^^

Ah, Tru you always find a way to brighten up the place.
LOL..... Thanks, I do my best at least. Weird month it has been for me and friends. :D

[Trulyures]

^^^^^

Ah, Tru you always find a way to brighten up the place.
LOL..... Thanks, I do my best at least. Weird month it has been for me and friends. :D You always bring a smile to my face as well:)

[Trulyures]

^^^^^

Ah, Tru you always find a way to brighten up the place.
LOL..... Thanks, I do my best at least. Weird month it has been for me and friends. :D You always bring a smile to my face as well:)

[Trulyures]

^^^^^

Ah, Tru you always find a way to brighten up the place.
LOL..... Thanks, I do my best at least. Weird month it has been for me and friends. :D You always bring a smile to my face as well:)

[Trulyures]

^^^^^

Ah, Tru you always find a way to brighten up the place.
LOL..... Thanks, I do my best at least. Weird month it has been for me and friends. :D You always bring a smile to my face as well:)

[The Dog]

I've missed this color brightness........!!!1 *HUGS* You know I love you ^_^

Yes. Yes I do. *HUGS back*

[Trulyures]

What has been going on in here these days?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I'm doing well, just haven't been around these days and I've missed you all too^_^:) THanks How are you?



Pretty good, pretty good. :)


It's raining over/up here in Northern Minnesota. How about you?

[Nik Hasta]

What has been going on in here these days?

Business as usual really.
Usual assortment of stupid fight topics.
Eternal Torment attempted to destroy the universe.
I joined my first Yeo-tacular.
Good things really.

[Anthony Johanson]

Anthony, you have? AWWWW........ *hugs* I missed you too:) Good to see you around again.

I guess, how've you been the past while?

[Eternal Torment]

Ah, this must be a new fetish I'm not familiar with.

No fetish involved.Just stating the use of an object.

[Eternal Torment]

Business as usual really.
Usual assortment of stupid fight topics.
Eternal Torment attempted to destroy the universe.
I joined my first Yeo-tacular.
Good things really.

I blame Uwe Boll. His movies drove me into insanity and a murderous rage.

[Eternal Torment]

LOL..... Thanks, I do my best at least. Weird month it has been for me and friends. :D You always bring a smile to my face as well:)

Now that Tru's back,I'm less inclined to go crazy and try to destroy the universe again.

[Stretch Dude]

No fetish involved.Just stating the use of an object.

Of course you are. :D

[Eternal Torment]

Of course you are. :D

I am just stating the proper use of a negation rod. If you want one,just ask.;)

[Nik Hasta]

No, thank YOU Link.
*Pats condescedingly on head*

[Trulyures]

Now that Tru's back,I'm less inclined to go crazy and try to destroy the universe again.
Well..... someone has to stop the evil in the universe;)

[Trulyures]

I guess, how've you been the past while?
I've been pretty weird past this month, but all taken care of ^_^ Always got to have a positive attitude about everything. I think I was so mixed with rage that I wrote out a poem.... geez when I read it several times, couldn't tell it was even me.... I even surprised myself:D

[Trulyures]

Business as usual really.
Usual assortment of stupid fight topics.
Eternal Torment attempted to destroy the universe.
I joined my first Yeo-tacular.
Good things really.
Lots and Lots of good things..... :)

[Ant Crown]

LOL..... Thanks, I do my best at least. Weird month it has been for me and friends. :D You always bring a smile to my face as well:)
And new ones as well.

[Stretch Dude]

I am just stating the proper use of a negation rod. If you want one,just ask.;)

Hey, despite what you may have heard, I don't swing that way.

[Trulyures]

I hope not...

[Trulyures]

And new ones as well.
Well, if you need me to bring a smile to your face, it will be my pleasure kind sir^_^

[Guts/Batman]

I think this new avatar will stick...:D

[Ant Crown]

Say Eternal...I like to take a shot since I got a new batch of students. I want to test out the course you created.

[hitokiri_]

Actually, I'd say I'm a fair bit below you and Dog.

ok. that is just so wrong in so many levels. you disgust me.

:eek:

[Eternal Torment]

Say Eternal...I like to take a shot since I got a new batch of students. I want to test out the course you created.

Good. Cause I had a Visage assassinate those students that quit. Send them in.

[Ant Crown]

Good. Cause I had a Visage assassinate those students that quit. Send them in.
No I want to see how tough this thing really is myself.

[Eternal Torment]

No I want to see how tough this thing really is myself.

It wouldn't be able to stand up to you.However,I'll try to make it tougher by adding certain conditions and whatnot.

[Ant Crown]

It wouldn't be able to stand up to you.However,I'll try to make it tougher by adding certain conditions and whatnot.
Go ahead. I'll train to get ready *Turns on the Holo simulation on Drunk Jackie Chan*

[Eternal Torment]

Go ahead. I'll train to get ready *Turns on the Holo simulation on Drunk Jackie Chan*

Alrighty then. *starts adjusting the Dungeon of Endless Pain* As an added bonus,any student that fails the final exam will stay one day and night in the torture chambers at the bottom of the dungeon. That option will be disabled when you test it out. BTW,what are your greatest fears and hopes (as in entities,not abstract concepts)?

[Super Samurai]

*Makes popcorn for everyone while they watch training session*

[Ant Crown]

Alrighty then. *starts adjusting the Dungeon of Endless Pain* As an added bonus,any student that fails the final exam will stay one day and night in the torture chambers at the bottom of the dungeon. That option will be disabled when you test it out. BTW,what are your greatest fears and hopes (as in entities,not abstract concepts)?
SNAKES (Fear)
Somehow one day get the chance to publish some of the Ideas That I have. (I.E Ant's story in my fanfics to explain why he's not a Mary Sue)

[Eternal Torment]

It's still a beta version,so expect the dungeon to seem totally ineffective against Ant. It WILL defeat any weak rumbler,but it won't really task any high level ones.

[Eternal Torment]

SNAKES (Fear)
Somehow one day get the chance to publish some of the Ideas That I have. (I.E Ant's story in my fanfics to explain why he's not a Mary Sue)

Well,the second one isn't really an entity. The snakes one is fine,however. I misphrased it. I meant an entity that you respect. Then again,crushed hope is also very delicious. After all,the dungeon should deliver both physical and mental pain.

[Anthony Johanson]

ok. that is just so wrong in so many levels. you disgust me.

:eek:

Le Sigh

Only you could find the stuff in there, therefore you are the one who instigated the nasty, therefore you disgust me.

[Ant Crown]

Well,the second one isn't really an entity. The snakes one is fine,however. I misphrased it. I meant an entity that you respect. Then again,crushed hope is also very delicious. After all,the dungeon should deliver both physical and mental pain.
Honor and Family suffice?

[Eternal Torment]

Honor and Family suffice?

Well,family will be good enough.Honor can be reserved for a later room.

[Ant Crown]

Well,family will be good enough.Honor can be reserved for a later room.
Cool*Performs the SNOOPY DANCE!*

[Eternal Torment]

Cool*Performs the SNOOPY DANCE!*

Hurry up and enter the dungeon.

[Ant Crown]

Hurry up and enter the dungeon.
*Gets his gear on and runs into the dungeon* Time to Rock this Joint!

[Eternal Torment]

*Gets his gear on and runs into the dungeon* Time to Rock this Joint!

And straight into a swinging spiked board trap.

[Ant Crown]

And straight into a swinging spiked board trap.
Yipee Yay Kay Yay!*Somersaults and activates his friction shoes to run along the wall*

[Eternal Torment]

Yipee Yay Kay Yay!*Somersaults and activates his friction shoes to run along the wall*

*buzzsaws pop out from the wall and the gravity suddenly increases*

[Tami]

*buzzsaws pop out from the wall and the gravity suddenly increases*

Buzzsaws are so un-original! :D

[Ant Crown]

*buzzsaws pop out from the wall and the gravity suddenly increases*
*Adapts and pulls his guns out and jams the Buzz saws and Keeps running* Left...Left...Right...Left* Holdsters his pistols*

[Devon C.]

You all will hav to frgive me--click--I can't post too well--snap--holding back a stream of volgar cursing will--pop, slam, bang!--will do that two yew.

dyhfsodfskldnf;osdfnssdfs!

fsdkflsdjflsdheatdfsfklsdjfdjfsuckadfa;kdjfosdfds!

[The Dog]

You all will hav to frgive me--click--I can't post too well--snap--holding back a stream of volgar cursing will--pop, slam, bang!--will do that two yew.

dyhfsodfskldnf;osdfnssdfs!

fsdkflsdjflsdheatdfsfklsdjfdjfsuckadfa;kdjfosdfds!

Why the need to let loose a stream of vulgar cursing?

[Devon C.]

Because of Dwyane Wade, that's why.

[The Dog]

Riddle me this, oh knowledgable comic/manga geeks:

http://www.anime-madness.com/forums/forum.pics/hottest.anime.girls/Seras_Victoria_02.jpg

What the Hell's going on in this untranslated scan from the Hellsing manga? 'Cause it looks like some wierd S&M shit involving blood between Seras Victoria and Integral Hellsing to me. Then again, I may just be a pervert who sees sexual seens where there are none.

But Goddammit, that looks dirty to me!

[hitokiri_]

Because of Dwyane Wade, that's why.


because dwyane wade is awesome. like ... cbr-awesome.

[Nik Hasta]

Riddle me this, oh knowledgable comic/manga geeks:
<SNIP>

What the Hell's going on in this untranslated scan from the Hellsing manga?

My knowledge of Hellsing is very hazy but I'll have a shot.
Looks very dodgy I agree. Perhaps Integral is using her own blood to gain Seras' total sevitude like Alucard to a certain extent.

[Super Samurai]

Eh, so Miami won. Thats nice for D-Wade. But I reallly don't think the Heat will be able to defend their title next year anyway. Most of their players are getting old.

[Eternal Torment]

*Adapts and pulls his guns out and jams the Buzz saws and Keeps running* Left...Left...Right...Left* Holdsters his pistols*

Enter the first room. *big cast-iron door creaks open*

[Eternal Torment]

Riddle me this, oh knowledgable comic/manga geeks:

<snip>

What the Hell's going on in this untranslated scan from the Hellsing manga? 'Cause it looks like some wierd S&M shit involving blood between Seras Victoria and Integral Hellsing to me. Then again, I may just be a pervert who sees sexual seens where there are none.

But Goddammit, that looks dirty to me!

I've seen the volume before.Unfortunantely,it was the english version because I couldn't read Japanese. Seras still hadn't adjusted to bloodsucking,so Integral cut her finger and let Seras drink some of her virgin blood.

[Ant Crown]

Enter the first room. *big cast-iron door creaks open*
*Holsters his weapons* Lets see how well I do here* Walks in while keeping his eyes sharp.

[Nik Hasta]

Go Ant Crown Go!
*Watches from omniviewer screen in audience*

[yeoman]

*Holsters his weapons* Lets see how well I do here* Walks in while keeping his eyes sharp.

*Swings in*

Capn' Yeo: Yarrrr. Take this man-portable plasma cannon. Arrr.

*Swings away.*

[Ant Crown]

*Swings in*

Capn' Yeo: Yarrrr. Take this man-portable plasma cannon. Arrr.

*Swings away.*
*Quick Draws with his Wakshishi and parries the attack*That's one pirate.*Resheaths the Wakshishi*

[yeoman]

*Quick Draws with his Wakshishi and parries the attack*That's one pirate.*Resheaths the Wakshishi*

*Swings back*

Cap'n Yeo: Arrr. I was given' ye that o use ya landlubbing scallywag. Now ye've angered the Cap'n.

*Cap'n Yeo kicks Ant Crown in the Junk, steals his left shoe and swings away.*

[The Dog]

Thank you Nik and Eternal Tourment. I found it on Google and I didn't know what the Hell it was. Looked dirty to me.

*Looks at it again*

Still looks dirty to me.

[Eternal Torment]

*Swings back*

Cap'n Yeo: Arrr. I was given' ye that o use ya landlubbing scallywag. Now ye've angered the Cap'n.

*Cap'n Yeo kicks Ant Crown in the Junk, steals his left shoe and swings away.*

Now that Ant has entered the room,the first battle can begin. *doors disappear and turn into wall* In this first test,you must take on a sumo ninja samurai.
*a large guy in a ninja costume and samurai kabuto appears* He has the ninjutsu of the Naruto series and the skills of Demon Eyes Kyo. BEGIN!

[yeoman]

Now that Ant has entered the room,the first battle can begin. *doors disappear and turn into wall* In this first test,you must take on a sumo ninja samurai.
*a large guy in a ninja costume and samurai kabuto appears* He has the ninjutsu of the Naruto series and the skills of Demon Eyes Kyo. BEGIN!


*Cap'n Yeo, immune to the laws of causality, swings in, steals Ninja's clothing, and then swings away.*

*Yes in and out of a closed room.*

[Eternal Torment]

*Cap'n Yeo, immune to the laws of causality, swings in, steals Ninja's clothing, and then swings away.*

*Yes in and out of a closed room.*

Darn it Cap! The SNS didn't wash for several weeks! Give the clothes back before the stench annihilates the area.

[Devon C.]

*Triple H comes in and hits the ninja with a sledgehammer*

[Eternal Torment]

*Triple H comes in and hits the ninja with a sledgehammer*

*A plot device shield blocks the sledgehammer* Stay out of this Devon.Ant is testing out my new dungeon to see if it is suitable for his students to use as a final exam.

[Nik Hasta]

I thought Ant was supposed to be running the gauntlet alone?
If we're all helping him out...

*Shadow Steps into locked room*

Pssst... Ant... I pass you this uzi filled with Hyper Velocity rounds from Ghost in the Shell.
Use it wisely.

*Shadow Steps out of locked room*

[Devon C.]

*A plot device shield blocks the sledgehammer* Stay out of this Devon.Ant is testing out my new dungeon to see if it is suitable for his students to use as a final exam.
*I* didn't do anything. That was Triple H. And his hammer is a plot device in and of itself, so deal with it as you will.

[Eternal Torment]

I thought Ant was supposed to be running the gauntlet alone?
If we're all helping him out...

*Shadow Steps into locked room*

Pssst... Ant... I pass you this uzi filled with Hyper Velocity rounds from Ghost in the Shell.
Use it wisely.

*Shadow Steps out of locked room*

No. *Uzi disappears* No one can help Ant out.The only reason Yeo is allowed to interfere is 1) I actually respect him and 2) He violates the laws of causality meaning I can't catch him.

[Eternal Torment]

*I* didn't do anything. That was Triple H. And his hammer is a plot device in and of itself, so deal with it as you will.

Fine. *two plot device shields and a plot device reflector block the sledgehammer* *plot device lasers blast Triple H and knock him out of the dungeon*

[The Dog]

*Ignores the laws of physics, the laws of nature, and the laws of common sense, and walks through the door into the locked room, hits Eternal Torment with three consecutive German Suplexes, then puts him in the Ankle Lock, breaking his ankle before ripping it off for no real reason*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Walks out through the locked door*

[Eternal Torment]

*Ignores the laws of physics, the laws of nature, and the laws of common sense, and walks through the door into the locked room, hits Eternal Torment with three consecutive German Suplexes, then puts him in the Ankle Lock, breaking his ankle before ripping it off for no real reason*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Walks out through the locked door*

I'm not in the room:p . Now to keep everyone out. *puts streamers on the wall* And for extra protection, *straps abominations that are convulsing at FTL speeds to the streamers*

[Devon C.]

*Ignores the laws of physics, the laws of nature, and the laws of common sense, and walks through the door into the locked room, hits Eternal Torment with three consecutive German Suplexes
At that point, shouldn't YOU be the one who's dead?

[Eternal Torment]

At that point, shouldn't YOU be the one who's dead?

If you're talking about me,I wasn't in the room. *puts the same defences on the room I am in*

[The Dog]

At that point, shouldn't YOU be the one who's dead?

No, cause that's what we call "common sense", and I'm ignoring that right now.

[Nik Hasta]

I made a double post.

[yeoman]

Darn it Cap! The SNS didn't wash for several weeks! Give the clothes back before the stench annihilates the area.


*Swings in, steals stench. Swings out. Swings into room with ET. Steals ET's boots and shirt. Swings away.*

[Eternal Torment]

*Swings in, steals stench. Swings out. Swings into room with ET. Steals ET's boots and shit. Swings away.*

Darn.Forgot anti-anti-causality protection. *adds defences to all rooms and applies shampoo that makes things dirty onto the walls as well* That should cover all of those methods.Dimension anchoring and true admantium walls keep the people out.The unconventional defences keep common sense,causality, nature and physics out.You can't pass through unless you use normal means.And psychic blocking has been added.

[Anthony Johanson]

*walks into the dungeon, because he can*

[Ant Crown]

Now that Ant has entered the room,the first battle can begin. *doors disappear and turn into wall* In this first test,you must take on a sumo ninja samurai.
*a large guy in a ninja costume and samurai kabuto appears* He has the ninjutsu of the Naruto series and the skills of Demon Eyes Kyo. BEGIN!
*Hand Signs* Taiju Kage No Bushin!*Over a hundred copies of Ant start their attack as they all draw out their Guns* Lets play.

[Ant Crown]

*Swings back*

Cap'n Yeo: Arrr. I was given' ye that o use ya landlubbing scallywag. Now ye've angered the Cap'n.

*Cap'n Yeo kicks Ant Crown in the Junk, steals his left shoe and swings away.*
Thank god I remembered my cup today and that I have a capsule with a spare shoes* Replaces his friction shoe with his normal shoes*

[Eternal Torment]

*walks into the dungeon, because he can*

Fine. Anybody can come in,but only for visiting and watching Ant test the dungeon out. No helping him AT ALL. The gift shop is on level 2 and a full snack bar is located near the observation lounge (which spans infinity). If you should be sitting at the end of infinity,don't worry. The bar stretches across infinity as well and has cashiers and drink dispensers placed at every meter. The swimming pool, auditorium and gym are located on level 3. The restaurant/strip club is located on level 1. I'm going to turn one side of the dungeon into a veritable shopping center and the other into a hellish deathtrap/colisseum style entertainment.

[Anthony Johanson]

Fine. Anybody can come in,but only for visiting and watching Ant test the dungeon out. No helping him AT ALL. The gift shop is on level 2 and a full snack bar is located near the observation lounge (which spans infinity). If you should be sitting at the end of infinity,don't worry. The bar stretches across infinity as well and has cashiers and drink dispensers placed at every meter. The swimming pool, auditorium and gym are located on level 3. The restaurant/strip club is located on level 1. I'm going to turn one side of the dungeon into a veritable shopping center and the other into a hellish deathtrap/colisseum style entertainment.

Joy, and I did so want to fight.

[Eternal Torment]

*Hand Signs* Taiju Kage No Bushin!*Over a hundred copies of Ant start their attack as they all draw out their Guns* Lets play.

It is time to upgrade. Void Empowerment:Mangekyo Sharigan! *SNS' eyes turn red and black* Amaterasu! *black fire blasts are shot all around and impact the clones*

[Ant Crown]

It is time to upgrade. Void Empowerment:Mangekyo Sharigan! *SNS' eyes turn red and black* Amaterasu! *black fire blasts are shot all around and impact the clones*
*Kwamaris and holds out his hands for* ULTIMA!*Casts said spell*

[Eternal Torment]

Joy, and I did so want to fight.

The restaurant serves any food you wish. And the pool doesn't have that chlorine sting in it. The stuff that you would usually buy are free for you guys. But no taking any artifacts,major or minor. Now let us come watch Ant fight.

[Eternal Torment]

*Kwamaris and holds out his hands for* ULTIMA!*Casts said spell*

*ninja does handsigns* Sanju Rashomon! *3 Rashomon gates pop up and block the Ultima spell*

[Anthony Johanson]

The restaurant serves any food you wish. And the pool doesn't have that chlorine sting in it. The stuff that you would usually buy are free for you guys. But no taking any artifacts,major or minor. Now let us come watch Ant fight.

*watches eagerly*

[Ant Crown]

*ninja does handsigns* Sanju Rashomon! *3 Rashomon gates pop up and block the Ultima spell*
Monkey Chases Lion!* Starts the standard punches and kicks*

[Eternal Torment]

Monkey Chases Lion!* Starts the standard punches and kicks*

*blocks the attacks* *backhands Ant*

[Ant Crown]

*blocks the attacks* *backhands Ant*
*Poof* ANTONITIS FENTON MCROWN!*One Punches Coposite Ninja Samurai*

[Erebus]

*Suddenly, bright white light fills the area. A choir of heavenly voices sing, and a figure from the sky descends*

I have returned.

[Anthony Johanson]

*Suddenly, bright white light fills the area. A choir of heavenly voices sing, and a figure from the sky descends*

I have returned.

Hey dude, how've you been?

[yeoman]

Darn.Forgot anti-anti-causality protection. *adds defences to all rooms and applies shampoo that makes things dirty onto the walls as well* That should cover all of those methods.Dimension anchoring and true admantium walls keep the people out.The unconventional defences keep common sense,causality, nature and physics out.You can't pass through unless you use normal means.And psychic blocking has been added.


*Swings in*

Yarr. Pirates no be cottoning to that fancy stuff. We just be going where we will.

*Swings away.*

[Erebus]

Hey dude, how've you been?
Oh, you know, just battling the oppressive tyrrany of final exams. How are you?

[Anthony Johanson]

Oh, you know, just battling the oppressive tyrrany of final exams. How are you?

I'm good, I just finished my final exams, so I guess the pressure is off :D.

[Eternal Torment]

*Poof* ANTONITIS FENTON MCROWN!*One Punches Coposite Ninja Samurai*

Hiru Bansho:Boka no Jutsu. Rasengan! *blasts Ant away*

[Eternal Torment]

*Swings in*

Yarr. Pirates no be cottoning to that fancy stuff. We just be going where we will.

*Swings away.*

Alright,fine.I'll tell you where they hid the treasure if you don't interfere.

[Nik Hasta]

Yo, Capn' Yeo!
Could a lower rank of pirate possibly find a way of following around a true master?

[Ant Crown]

Hiru Bansho:Boka no Jutsu. Rasengan! *blasts Ant away*
What was that last Jutsu? I'm not familar with it.

[Devon C.]

"The cheapest my mother ever got was when she bought peanut butter and jelly in the SAME JAR. That's like buying shoes with the socks built in. Call 'em shocks."

"Pro wrestling. It's the only sport in which a competitor can get tossed into the audience, and nobody thinks anything unusual is going on. If you're watching a golf tournament and Jack Nicklaus goes flying over your head... well, you're watching a very competitive tournament."

"I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells."

Who can guess the persons to whom these quotes belong?

[Eternal Torment]

What was that last Jutsu? I'm not familar with it.

Do you mean Rasengan or Hiru Bansho:Boka no Jutsu?

[Ant Crown]

Do you mean Rasengan or Hiru Bansho:Boka no Jutsu?
Hiru Bansho: Boka No Jutsu

[Eternal Torment]

Hiru Bansho: Boka No Jutsu

That one? Orochimaru used it. It was during the battle between him and the Third Hokage. It was a defence technique where he merged with the environment to avoid damage.

[Ghost_rider_x3]

Hello Friday!

[Anthony Johanson]

Hello Friday!

Friday: Hello Ghost Rider!

[The Dog]

Friday: Hello Ghost Rider!

Hello...

DEATH FROM ABOVE!

*throws a cat into the air and it lands on Anthony's head*:D

[Ant Crown]

That one? Orochimaru used it. It was during the battle between him and the Third Hokage. It was a defence technique where he merged with the environment to avoid damage.
*Poof* Damn...*Gets out a bullet that is silver and gold with a symbol of an angel that holds a sword on it* You give me no choice but to use this weapon and you better pray that you survive.* ARCH ANGEL BULLET!*Fires*

[Stretch Dude]

PIIIINEAPPLES!!

*pineapples shoot in from all directions and knock everyone senseless*

[The Dog]

PIIIINEAPPLES!!

*pineapples shoot in from all directions and knock everyone senseless*

*Lowers Mxyzptlk who he was using as a shield*

No pineapples... GIANT FEET!

*Giant Monty Python Feet fall from the sky, flattening all*

[Eternal Torment]

*Poof* Damn...*Gets out a bullet that is silver and gold with a symbol of an angel that holds a sword on it* You give me no choice but to use this weapon and you better pray that you survive.* ARCH ANGEL BULLET!*Fires*

Too bad. *SNS takes katana out and deflects the bullet* Such a wasted effort.

[Ant Crown]

Too bad. *SNS takes katana out and deflects the bullet* Such a wasted effort.
*Creates a Force field around him that can withstand a Citybusting attack* Depends on the Effort.* The Bullet now Explodes taking out most of the natural enviroment of the room* WHO'S YOUR DADDY?* Goes in for a Headbutt.*

[Eternal Torment]

*Creates a Force field around him that can withstand a Citybusting attack* Depends on the Effort.* The Bullet now Explodes taking out most of the natural enviroment of the room* WHO'S YOUR DADDY?* Goes in for a Headbutt.*

No need for that. The room was around the size of a house. The SNS would be killed even if he used the Boka no Jutsu. And he is dead,so that was a moot point. Next room. *normal oak door appears and swings open*

[Ant Crown]

No need for that. The room was around the size of a house. The SNS would be killed even if he used the Boka no Jutsu. And he is dead,so that was a moot point. Next room. *normal oak door appears and swings open*
On to the next room and more entrapment and skill.*Walks through.*

[Stretch Dude]

*Lowers Mxyzptlk who he was using as a shield*

No pineapples... GIANT FEET!

*Giant Monty Python Feet fall from the sky, flattening all*

And now for something completely different.

*The Dog is transported into a water barrel, which promptly explodes*

[Eternal Torment]

On to the next room and more entrapment and skill.*Walks through.*

*door melts into wall* It is time for the next challenge. *liquid metal pours out of the walls and forms into a humanoid shape* Despite what you think,this thing is sort of like a golem. To permanently defeat it,you must simply destroy its entire body. It is designed so only a specific method can annihilate all of its molecules. To find the answer,you must access a panel on the other side of the room,which the golem tries to guard. When you discover the answer,the environment will change in order for the golem to be defeated. Begin!

[The Dog]

And now for something completely different.

*The Dog is transported into a water barrel, which promptly explodes*

*Teleports Stretch Dude so he's hovering in the air over the Grand Canyon, and sends him falling into it, and when he hits the ground, he explodes*

Stretch Dude fall down, go BOOM!

[Stretch Dude]

*Teleports Stretch Dude so he's hovering in the air over the Grand Canyon, and sends him falling into it, and when he hits the ground, he explodes*

Stretch Dude fall down, go BOOM!

*emerges from the devastation and shakes off the soot*

I forget to mention I'm still using my Inkblot powers? Sorry! :D

*an anvil the size of Antarctica lands squarely on The Dog's head*

[The Dog]

*emerges from the devastation and shakes off the soot*

I forget to mention I'm still using my Inkblot powers? Sorry! :D

*an anvil the size of Antarctica lands squarely on The Dog's head*

*Before Anvil hits, uses foot and casually slides the shadow of the anvil under Stretch Dude's feet, causing the anvil to land squarely on Stretch Dude's head instead*

Lets just say I'm no slouch to the Toon Force myself.

[Ant Crown]

*door melts into wall* It is time for the next challenge. *liquid metal pours out of the walls and forms into a humanoid shape* Despite what you think,this thing is sort of like a golem. To permanently defeat it,you must simply destroy its entire body. It is designed so only a specific method can annihilate all of its molecules. To find the answer,you must access a panel on the other side of the room,which the golem tries to guard. When you discover the answer,the environment will change in order for the golem to be defeated. Begin!*Start's to get out his IPod and puts on Kevin Bacon's Montage song from the movie 'Footloose'* Wanna dance freak because I got my dancing feet on.

[Stretch Dude]

*Before Anvil hits, uses foot and casually slides the shadow of the anvil under Stretch Dude's feet, causing the anvil to land squarely on Stretch Dude's head instead*

Lets just say I'm no slouch to the Toon Force myself.

*whips out a Portable Hole at the last moment and transports the anvil inside The Dog's head*

Slouch that. :D

[The Dog]

*whips out a Portable Hole at the last moment and transports the anvil inside The Dog's head*

Slouch that. :D

*Reaches into right ear, pulls out the anvil, and tosses it away*

Don't need that anymore. And I have the perfect way to defeat you...

*I then pull out a bundle of lit dynamite, pull out a portable hole, and drops it into it, sending it into Stretch Dude's left eye*

See the brilliance? :p

[Stretch Dude]

*Reaches into right ear, pulls out the anvil, and tosses it away*

Don't need that anymore. And I have the perfect way to defeat you...

*I then pull out a bundle of lit dynamite, pull out a portable hole, and drops it into it, sending it into Stretch Dude's left eye*

See the brilliance? :p

*pops out fake left eye, blinks the real one back in place, then drops the dynamite-stuffed fake eye into a Portable Hole leading into the depths of The Dog's large intestine*

Why, yes. Yes, I do. :D

[Eternal Torment]

*pops out fake left eye, blinks the real one back in place, then drops the dynamite-stuffed fake eye into a Portable Hole leading into the depths of The Dog's large intestine*

Why, yes. Yes, I do. :D

Ok,stop with the fighting. *stuffs Stretch into a bag of holding and tosses the bag into a portable hole*

[Eternal Torment]

*Start's to get out his IPod and puts on Kevin Bacon's Montage song from the movie 'Footloose'* Wanna dance freak because I got my dancing feet on.

Ok....*golem turns into a sword and lunges at Ant*

[Stretch Dude]

Ok,stop with the fighting. *stuffs Stretch into a bag of holding and tosses the bag into a portable hole*

*As the bag of holding lands on a deserted isle, Stretch finds it is occupied by the one million most beautiful women in the Multiverse.*

...War. What is good for? Getting a lifetime supply of top-notch booty, that's what.

[Eternal Torment]

*As the bag of holding lands on a deserted isle, Stretch finds it is occupied by the one million most beautiful women in the Multiverse.*

...War. What is good for? Getting a lifetime supply of top-notch booty, that's what.

Errrr......The Mind Flayers have you. After all,the two items just kerploded and you were tossed through space and time. You are currently being brain-sucked by an Elder Brain.

[The Dog]

*pops out fake left eye, blinks the real one back in place, then drops the dynamite-stuffed fake eye into a Portable Hole leading into the depths of The Dog's large intestine*

Why, yes. Yes, I do. :D

*Reaches down own throat, grabs the fake eye, pulls it out and tosees it into a portable hole which places it in the bonees making up Stretch Dude's skull*

I think I see it better.;)

[Eternal Torment]

*Reaches down own throat, grabs the fake eye, pulls it out and tosees it into a portable hole which places it in the bonees making up Stretch Dude's skull*

I think I see it better.;)

It will probably explode after the Mind Flayers are done with him.

[Ant Crown]

Ok....*golem turns into a sword and lunges at Ant**Twists right as the blade passes him and he creates a Kage bushin and Kwamari's as he then runs to the Panel all the while dancing.* Nevah...Let..your...Heart...go...

[Eternal Torment]

*Twists right as the blade passes him and he creates a Kage bushin and Kwamari's as he then runs to the Panel all the while dancing.* Nevah...Let..your...Heart...go...

*the golem melts and slithers in front of Ant,and turns into a field of spikes*

[Stretch Dude]

Errrr......The Mind Flayers have you. After all,the two items just kerploded and you were tossed through space and time. You are currently being brain-sucked by an Elder Brain.

They're sucking my brain?

*the Mind-Flayers die of food poisoning*

Guess so!

*Reaches down own throat, grabs the fake eye, pulls it out and tosees it into a portable hole which places it in the bonees making up Stretch Dude's skull*

I think I see it better.;)

*removes brain from skull, decapitates himself, places brain in a spare head and attaches it to neck, then tosses old skull into a Portable Hole that fuses it with The Dog's weiner*

Insert boner joke here. :evilsmile :D

[Anthony Johanson]

They're sucking my brain?

*the Mind-Flayers die of food poisoning*

Guess so!



*removes brain from skull, decapitates himself, places brain in a spare head and attaches it to neck, then tosses old skull into a Portable Hole that fuses it with The Dog's weiner*

Insert boner joke here. :evilsmile :D

That was very weird.

[Stretch Dude]

That was very weird.

You expected anything less from me?

[Mr.Sandman]

HAHAHAHA!! FOOLISH MORTAL FOOLS!!!

I, Overlord Sandman, shall now claim this board as the new domain of the Underworld where I shall make it a hell upon the mortal realm!

Of course.......it's already a hell of sorts around here, but I'll make it into a nicer more poster friendly eternal place of damnation. With hot naked demon girls and hourly whippings and the like.

Now surrenders your immortal souls and this realm to me without a fight.....or you'll make all the Succubi cry.

[Tami]

HAHAHAHA!! FOOLISH MORTAL FOOLS!!!

I, Overlord Sandman, shall now claim this board as the new domain of the Underworld where I shall make it a hell upon the mortal realm!

Of course.......it's already a hell of sorts around here, but I'll make it into a nicer more poster friendly eternal place of damnation. With hot naked demon girls and hourly whippings and the like.

Now surrenders your immortal souls and this realm to me without a fight.....or you'll make all the Succubi cry.

Just try -- I dare you! I double dare you! No, I triple dare you!

[Super Samurai]

Just try -- I dare you! I double dare you! No, I triple dare you!

You forgot the "dog".

[The Dog]

HAHAHAHA!! FOOLISH MORTAL FOOLS!!!

I, Overlord Sandman, shall now claim this board as the new domain of the Underworld where I shall make it a hell upon the mortal realm!

Of course.......it's already a hell of sorts around here, but I'll make it into a nicer more poster friendly eternal place of damnation. With hot naked demon girls and hourly whippings and the like.

Now surrenders your immortal souls and this realm to me without a fight.....or you'll make all the Succubi cry.

*Clears throat and wags finger at Mr. Sandman*

No. No! Stop it. Stop it. And don't make my poor Succubi cry. They're usually so happy, frolicing, soul feasting, and...

Screwing.

You thought I'd say the F word, didn't you!? But I didn't! SO THERE!

[The Dog]

*removes brain from skull, decapitates himself, places brain in a spare head and attaches it to neck, then tosses old skull into a Portable Hole that fuses it with The Dog's weiner*

Insert boner joke here. :evilsmile :D

*Grabs own collar with one hand, holding it up as I slice through my waist holding a sword in the other. As my top half dangles in midair, I regenerate my lower half as I kick the explosive lower half away*

We've been going at this long enough! It's time to end it!

*The screen irises out and "THE END" screen appears*

[Guts/Batman]

Update on my scans avatars.

I found them...all of them.

[Trulyures]

weirdo..............:)

[Ant Crown]

*the golem melts and slithers in front of Ant,and turns into a field of spikes*
*Jumps to the Celing and runs accross* Yee Hah!* Jumps down and reads on what is on the panel to defeat the Golem*

[Eternal Torment]

*Jumps to the Celing and runs accross* Yee Hah!* Jumps down and reads on what is on the panel to defeat the Golem*

The panel reads: "This golem is immune to most elements.However,due to shoddy construction and a lack of effort by the contractors, this golem can be destroyed through the use of intense sound waves." Since you have finally discovered the secret, the environment will now change. *the floor turns into a trench* Every minute on the minute, a sonic wave will pass through the floor. The intensity of it could literally tear a skyscraper apart. The boom from the waves will be almost as destructive,but the golem won't be destroyed by it. It must be hit directly by a wave. I assume you have protection from this sort of thing? *the golem grabs Ant, sticks onto him and tosses him into the trench*

[Stretch Dude]

Update on my scans avatars.

I found them...all of them.

Time for a victory party of joy!

[Ant Crown]

The panel reads: "This golem is immune to most elements.However,due to shoddy construction and a lack of effort by the contractors, this golem can be destroyed through the use of intense sound waves." Since you have finally discovered the secret, the environment will now change. *the floor turns into a trench* Every minute on the minute, a sonic wave will pass through the floor. The intensity of it could literally tear a skyscraper apart. The boom from the waves will be almost as destructive,but the golem won't be destroyed by it. It must be hit directly by a wave. I assume you have protection from this sort of thing? *the golem grabs Ant, sticks onto him and tosses him into the trench*
*Takes out a Webshooter and fires to one of the walls as he takes out earmuffs that could make a man deaf*Now for you mr. Golem to go to heaven.* Takes out some Sonic Gernades as he runs up the trench wall.*Fire in the Hole!*Unpins a Gernade and throws it as he runs the other way from the wall.*

[Eternal Torment]

*Takes out a Webshooter and fires to one of the walls as he takes out earmuffs that could make a man deaf*Now for you mr. Golem to go to heaven.* Takes out some Sonic Gernades as he runs up the trench wall.*Fire in the Hole!*Unpins a Gernade and throws it as he runs the other way from the wall.*

*the golem momentarily shimmers before turning to normal* That won't be good enough. *golem shoots out from the ceiling and runs Ant through with a blade arm*

[Ant Crown]

*the golem momentarily shimmers before turning to normal* That won't be good enough. *golem shoots out from the ceiling and runs Ant through with a blade arm*
URk!*Takes the other Gernade and unpins it and shoves it down the Golem's Throat as he performs a Kwarmari with the following message on it*

Dear Sir,

YOU GOT PWNED JACK!

Sincerly,
The Management

[Eternal Torment]

URk!*Takes the other Gernade and unpins it and shoves it down the Golem's Throat as he performs a Kwarmari with the following message on it*

Dear Sir,

YOU GOT PWNED JACK!

Sincerly,
The Management

What's a Kwarmari? Anyways,the golem gets sent flying with the attack and falls in the middle of the trench just as the wave comes. Now that you have beaten the room,proceed. *small plastic door opens*

[Ant Crown]

What's a Kwarmari? Anyways,the golem gets sent flying with the attack and falls in the middle of the trench just as the wave comes. Now that you have beaten the room,proceed. *small plastic door opens*
A Jutsu that is more like Teleportation but you have to switch with a object like I did with the piece of paper that decorated the Blade.

*Takes a vial out an pours it on his wound as it slowly closes up painfully.* ARGh!* Unsheathes his new gun blade and walks through the door.

[Eternal Torment]

A Jutsu that is more like Teleportation but you have to switch with a object like I did with the piece of paper that decorated the Blade.

*Takes a vial out an pours it on his wound as it slowly closes up painfully.* ARGh!* Unsheathes his new gun blade and walks through the door.

*door disappears* Now that you have beat the golem and SNS, you have to face the Ultimate inside a positive energy area. So now an unstoppable beast that has adapted to the positive energy and a hostile area are your opponents. If you gain too much life, you explode! If you can defeat the Ultimate and make sure it stays dead for at least ten seconds, you have beaten this room. On a sidenote,how many rooms should your students go through? 10?

[Ant Crown]

*door disappears* Now that you have beat the golem and SNS, you have to face the Ultimate inside a positive energy area. So now an unstoppable beast that has adapted to the positive energy and a hostile area are your opponents. If you gain too much life, you explode! If you can defeat the Ultimate and make sure it stays dead for at least ten seconds, you have beaten this room. On a sidenote,how many rooms should your students go through? 10?I shall go through twenty while my student's ten.

As for this monster... and the room...*Takes out some Bubble gum, Duck Tape, A Trasistor chip, DVD of Evangelion and a Yu-Gi-Oh card to make as reverse polarity generator with an on and off switch* It is currently on.* Loads his Gunblade with a negative energy bullets.*Time to play the game.*Fires two bullets at the Ultimate.

[Eternal Torment]

I shall go through twenty while my student's ten.

As for this monster... and the room...*Takes out some Bubble gum, Duck Tape, A Trasistor chip, DVD of Evangelion and a Yu-Gi-Oh card to make as reverse polarity generator with an on and off switch* It is currently on.* Loads his Gunblade with a negative energy bullets.*Time to play the game.*Fires two bullets at the Ultimate.

You do know what the Ultimate is, right? Anyways, the bullets deflect off of the Ultimate's armor and it charges towards you.

[Ant Crown]

You do know what the Ultimate is, right? Anyways, the bullets deflect off of the Ultimate's armor and it charges towards you.
I truly don't know what it is. *Jumps out of the way of the charge as he switches the Postive energy back*

[Guts/Batman]

Time for a victory party of joy!

OMNIVERSAL PARTY!!!

[Nik Hasta]

Who's going on the booze run for that then?

[Stretch Dude]

OMNIVERSAL PARTY!!!

YEAH!! With blackjack! And hookers!

[Eternal Torment]

I truly don't know what it is. *Jumps out of the way of the charge as he switches the Postive energy back*

......WHAAA?????? I've already mentioned the creature back when I built my dungeon and regained my sanity. The beast is friggin' DOOMSDAY. You have a fight on your hands, one that you might not survive. *Doomsday spits fire at Ant* You have to keep it down for 10 seconds, and the energy accelerates its healing. Same goes for you, but you can explode while it can't.

[Ant Crown]

......WHAAA?????? I've already mentioned the creature back when I built my dungeon and regained my sanity. The beast is friggin' DOOMSDAY. You have a fight on your hands, one that you might not survive. *Doomsday spits fire at Ant* You have to keep it down for 10 seconds, and the energy accelerates its healing. Same goes for you, but you can explode while it can't.
Alrighty then....DoomsDay...Prepare for....*Handseals* KYOUCHISE(SP) NO JUTSU!*Summons A bright Purple dinosaur.*

Barney: Hello everybody!

[Super Samurai]

YEAH!! With blackjack! And hookers!

...plus cake.

[Stretch Dude]

...plus cake.

WHOO! CAKE!

[Eternal Torment]

Alrighty then....DoomsDay...Prepare for....*Handseals* KYOUCHISE(SP) NO JUTSU!*Summons A bright Purple dinosaur.*

Barney: Hello everybody!

*adapts* Now Doomsday can't be annoyed. *Doomsday eviscerates Barney with one swipe and bites off Ant's arm*

[Nik Hasta]

Hmm... I think we all have to have a little drinky in honour of this battle.
*Hands out whisky*

[The Dog]

YEAH!! With blackjack! And hookers!

Well... maybe without the Blackjack.

[Guts/Batman]

It's an Omniversal party. EVERYONE is there.

[Ant Crown]

*adapts* Now Doomsday can't be annoyed. *Doomsday eviscerates Barney with one swipe and bites off Ant's arm*
AGHHH!*notices that Barney pulls himself together and Slaps doomsday with his right hand* Two things...One Barney is a reality warper and Two...*Picks up his left arm and screams again* The Name's RICK JAMES BITCH!*Barney then uses his magic to turn Doomy in to a Stool* Start the count.

[Eternal Torment]

AGHHH!*notices that Barney pulls himself together and Slaps doomsday with his right hand* Two things...One Barney is a reality warper and Two...*Picks up his left arm and screams again* The Name's RICK JAMES BITCH!*Barney then uses his magic to turn Doomy in to a Stool* Start the count.

1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....6.....7...Wait! Doomsday has adapted. It turned back into its normal form and becomes immune to reality warping. *Barney gets erased from reality* Well,nice try,but it wasn't enough. Continue! *Doomsday shoulder rams Ant in the gut*

[Anthony Johanson]

Edited for great justice

[Anthony Johanson]

1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....6.....7...Wait! Doomsday has adapted. It turned back into its normal form and becomes immune to reality warping. *Barney gets erased from reality* Well,nice try,but it wasn't enough. Continue! *Doomsday shoulder rams Ant in the gut*

*walks to the corner*

Tag me, Ant, tag me!

[Eternal Torment]

*walks to the corner*

Tag me, Ant, tag me!

NO! *shoots a hooker at Anthony* Bullseye!

[Eternal Torment]

Just a random thought. What was the ending of Saya no Uta?

[Ant Crown]

*walks to the corner*

Tag me, Ant, tag me!
Sorry but ...This is my fight.*Grabs Doomy by the head with his legs and opens the guys mouth with one hand as gets out three gernades bites the pins and shoves them down Doomy's throat as he grabs one Plasma Gernade and Shoves it too down then Kwamari's away leaving Buster the Dummy.*

[Eternal Torment]

Sorry but ...This is my fight.*Grabs Doomy by the head with his legs and opens the guys mouth with one hand as gets out three gernades bites the pins and shoves them down Doomy's throat as he grabs one Plasma Gernade and Shoves it too down then Kwamari's away leaving Buster the Dummy.*

*Doomsday is blown apart* 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9....Nope,he's back together again.
*it grabs Ant and breaks his arm,before stabbing him in the gut with his spurs*

[Anthony Johanson]

NO! *shoots a hooker at Anthony* Bullseye!

*ports hooker away* No thanks.

[Anthony Johanson]

Sorry but ...This is my fight.*Grabs Doomy by the head with his legs and opens the guys mouth with one hand as gets out three gernades bites the pins and shoves them down Doomy's throat as he grabs one Plasma Gernade and Shoves it too down then Kwamari's away leaving Buster the Dummy.*

Well, good luck then.

*stays in corner just in case*

[Ant Crown]

*Doomsday is blown apart* 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9....Nope,he's back together again.
*it grabs Ant and breaks his arm,before stabbing him in the gut with his spurs*
Arm Reform*His left Arm reforms back to it's original shape* Damn Bastard...*Handseals* Taiju Kage No Bushin *The poofs of many ants appears*Mc..*Three Ants baseballslidesin* Crown...* Kicks upward As most of the Ants took to the sky* Rendan* Axe Kicks Doomy* SPECIAL* Hands go to the sides as they all chant* KAME...*Energy forms* HAME....*and continues* HAME...HA!*All Ants fire Kamehamaha Waves at Doomsday*

[Eternal Torment]

Arm Reform*His left Arm reforms back to it's original shape* Damn Bastard...*Handseals* Taiju Kage No Bushin *The poofs of many ants appears*Mc..*Three Ants baseballslidesin* Crown...* Kicks upward As most of the Ants took to the sky* Rendan* Axe Kicks Doomy* SPECIAL* Hands go to the sides as they all chant* KAME...*Energy forms* HAME....*and continues* HAME...HA!*All Ants fire Kamehamaha Waves at Doomsday*

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Well done! You managed to defeat Doomsday. Of course,seeing as how you had a bit of trouble with it,it might be much tougher for the students.Ah well. Enter the next room. *door made of light appears*

[Tami]

My Husband says that I've become addicted to this forum. Could it be true, or is he just looking for an excuse to kick me off of the computer so that he can use it? :p

[Stretch Dude]

My Husband says that I've become addicted to this forum. Could it be true, or is he just looking for an excuse to kick me off of the computer so that he can use it? :p

You don't become "addicted" to Rumbles. You become one with it. Your husband is either part of the solution or part of the problem.

[Guts/Batman]

Stretch, as ever, the philosophical center of Rumbles.

[Anthony Johanson]

You don't become "addicted" to Rumbles. You become one with it. Your husband is either part of the solution or part of the problem.

That was oddly...deep on your part.

[Stretch Dude]

That was oddly...deep on your part.

What can I say? I've had some philosophical meandering building up since my Oxygen of Madness line a few months ago.

Or maybe that's the Drumstick I had for dessert...

[Guts/Batman]

I like making avatars for some reason. I now have like somewhere around 40 custom avatars. Almost all of which I have used.

Some of the Full House ones have been unused however.

[Mr.Sandman]

*Throws a few hordes of demons at the board*

Beat the crap outta them.....we'll just make more.

[Anthony Johanson]

What can I say? I've had some philosophical meandering building up since my Oxygen of Madness line a few months ago.

Or maybe that's the Drumstick I had for dessert...

A little of column A, a little of column B.

[Guts/Batman]

A little of column A, a little of column B.

What about columns C and D?

[Ant Crown]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Well done! You managed to defeat Doomsday. Of course,seeing as how you had a bit of trouble with it,it might be much tougher for the students.Ah well. Enter the next room. *door made of light appears*
*takes out another vial and pours it on his wounds as they heal up*Arghhh...*Grabs his blade and put his gear back where they should be holdstered.* I hate Doomy* Walks through the door.*

[Eternal Torment]

*takes out another vial and pours it on his wounds as they heal up*Arghhh...*Grabs his blade and put his gear back where they should be holdstered.* I hate Doomy* Walks through the door.*

*door disappears* Now this is quite simple. *the floor changes into a grid* You must face a copy of Samus Aran while the floor squares fall.1 falls every 30 seconds.There are 100 squares.That means you have 3000 seconds before both of you two fall into a pool of carbonite. She is fully upgraded (all the weapons from every game),and can fire the "Murder Beam" glitch attack from Super Metroid (the Murder Beam glitch attack would include the other beams from the different games).When you beat her,through ringout,KO or kill,the squares will stop falling and you can have a break.Do whatever you want in the room during the break.Powerups and healing items will provided after the match.You have a day of rest before you go on to the next room.Use it wisely.

[Tami]

It's quiet....too quiet! Is this the sign that something big is about to happen, or has everyone just gone to bed? :D

[Mr.Sandman]

It's quiet....too quiet! Is this the sign that something big is about to happen, or has everyone just gone to bed? :D

.....Oh....it's just my birthday.

Meaning that over the next 24 hours fire will rain from the skies, animals will start attacking people, plants will attack people too, there will be a crippling shortage of good TV programs and Demons will march into your home and raid your fridges.

[Anthony Johanson]

What about columns C and D?

Matrix: There is no columns C and D

[Tami]

Goodnight, see everyone tomorrow.

[The Dog]

.....Oh....it's just my birthday.

Meaning that over the next 24 hours fire will rain from the skies, animals will start attacking people, plants will attack people too, there will be a crippling shortage of good TV programs and Demons will march into your home and raid your fridges.

Really?

*Puts a large sign out front reading: All Non-Succubi Demons Who Approach This House Will Be Violently Disemboweled With A Divine Blade. Survivors will be thrown in Holy Water.*

There, that should keep the pests away from my Hell-Home.

[Ant Crown]

*door disappears* Now this is quite simple. *the floor changes into a grid* You must face a copy of Samus Aran while the floor squares fall.1 falls every 30 seconds.There are 100 squares.That means you have 3000 seconds before both of you two fall into a pool of carbonite. She is fully upgraded (all the weapons from every game),and can fire the "Murder Beam" glitch attack from Super Metroid (the Murder Beam glitch attack would include the other beams from the different games).When you beat her,through ringout,KO or kill,the squares will stop falling and you can have a break.Do whatever you want in the room during the break.Powerups and healing items will provided after the match.You have a day of rest before you go on to the next room.Use it wisely.
I really hate to use this now but...*Pulls out a Zector Belt and calls for the hercules beetle* HENSHIN!* Turns into Kamen Rider: Kabuto as the belt says HENSHIN!*CAST OFF!*Switches the armor as he runs forward by using the horn on it. The armor starts to begin popping off and then fires off leaving him with a slimmer suit as he then fiddles with the buttons* CLOCK UP!*Time slows down as he starts to continuely Speed blitz Samus*

[Nik Hasta]

Henshin A-go-go Baby!