Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[yeoman]

Hah! *seals the darkness* You will not catch me! *disappears into nothingness* Not even your Zone Magic will allow you to go into the void!

*In the darkness of nothing, there is a grin.*

???: Ah, those who would stray towards evil. No finesse. No style. Never learning from those who strode Soap Operus like Collusi before they took they're first stab at villany. Learning to tell the difference between the time for gloating, and the time for a viscious first strike. The time for running and the time for a final strike.

*The grin comes forward, a face becomes appearent. A figure dressed in a suit.*

CBY: I'm back.

[Anthony Johanson]

*In the darkness of nothing, there is a grin.*

???: Ah, those who would stray towards evil. No finesse. No style. Never learning from those who strode Soap Operus like Collusi before they took they're first stab at villany. Learning to tell the difference between the time for gloating, and the time for a viscious first strike. The time for running and the time for a final strike.

*The grin comes forward, a face becomes appearent. A figure dressed in a suit.*

CBY: I'm back.

Was wondering when you would come back.

[Eternal Torment]

*In the darkness of nothing, there is a grin.*

???: Ah, those who would stray towards evil. No finesse. No style. Never learning from those who strode Soap Operus like Collusi before they took they're first stab at villany. Learning to tell the difference between the time for gloating, and the time for a viscious first strike. The time for running and the time for a final strike.

*The grin comes forward, a face becomes appearent. A figure dressed in a suit.*

CBY: I'm back.

There shall be wailing and the gnashing of teeth,for the dark one has returned.Let the multitudes weep,for he has risen once more to smite all that oppose his will.People of Earth,bow before the overlord of endless might and evil,for this is your last day as a servant of man and the first day of your servitude to the one who rules over all darkness.

[yeoman]

There shall be wailing and the gnashing of teeth,for the dark one has returned.Let the multitudes weep,for he has risen once more to smite all that oppose his will.People of Earth,bow before the overlord of endless might and evil,for this is your last day as a servant of man and the first day of your servitude to the one who rules over all darkness.


CBY: You're almost amusing. Almost. Now, hold on, I want to introduce you to an old, old friend that hasn't been around much.

*A large humanoid appears. He wears purple armor, a heltmet that looks like a tuning fork and he carries a keg in one hand.*

CBY: This, is Galactus, the most irresponsible man in space. He's been drinking Klingon Bloodwine for the last three days, and he just wrapped Eternity's car around a tree.

*Galactus belches.*

CBY: Enjoy. Ta.

*Teleports away, reappearing in Khazan.*

CBY: So much havoc to cause, so much fun to have, and an eternity to do it in. Life is good.

[Ant Crown]

Hah! *seals the darkness* You will not catch me! *disappears into nothingness* Not even your Zone Magic will allow you to go into the void!Dammit!ZONE MAGIC: LIGHT*Teleports out* Oh hevanly master of Yeo help me.*Notices the Drunk Galactus* YOU DO EXIST!:D

[Anthony Johanson]

Dammit!ZONE MAGIC: LIGHT*Teleports out* Oh hevanly master of Yeo help me.*Notices the Drunk Galactus* YOU DO EXIST!:D

Of course he does, he's Yeo.

[yeoman]

Dammit!ZONE MAGIC: LIGHT*Teleports out* Oh hevanly master of Yeo help me.*Notices the Drunk Galactus* YOU DO EXIST!:D

I wouldn't say Heavenly master. And I certianly wouldn't apply Heavenly to CBY.

[Stretch Dude]

OMEGA RUMBLERS, ASSEMBLE!

Inkblot here, ready and charged by a steady diet of Animaniacs episodes!

[Ant Crown]

Inkblot here, ready and charged by a steady diet of Animaniacs episodes!
Charge the Nothingless Man called Eternal Torment...STEPPIN TIME!

[Eternal Torment]

Charge the Nothingless Man called Eternal Torment...STEPPIN TIME!

Hah! Activate:Hammertime! Just because those powers don't affect me doesn't mean they can't harm you!

[Ant Crown]

Hah! Activate:Hammertime! Just because those powers don't affect me doesn't mean they can't harm you!
ZONE MAGIC:MUSIC*TURNS THAT OFF AND PUTS ON SIR MIX-A-LOT'S 'Baby got Back'*My real name is...*Takes off the costume to reveal a black pants and the armor of the Master of Pain himself* Betty.

[Stretch Dude]

Charge the Nothingless Man called Eternal Torment...STEPPIN TIME!

*spin-changes into a chimneysweep* Right-o, guv'!

[Anthony Johanson]

Hah! Activate:Hammertime! Just because those powers don't affect me doesn't mean they can't harm you!

Not exactly

*snaps fingers, warps reality so Eternal Torment is completely vulnerable*

*turns to Zone Master and the rest of the Omega Rumblers* He's all yours.:evilsmile

[Eternal Torment]

ZONE MAGIC:MUSIC*TURNS THAT OFF AND PUTS ON SIR MIX-A-LOT'S 'Baby got Back'*My real name is...*Takes off the costume to reveal a black pants and the armor of the Master of Pain himself* Betty.

Yes,she does have a huge ass,but that isn't going to affect me. *activates the Touch and Real American* Let's see your magic handle that power. Now JOB,I say,JOB like you mean it!

[Stretch Dude]

*turns to Zone Master and the rest of the Omega Rumblers* He's all yours.:evilsmile

Oooooh, I will name him George, and I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him until there isn't a breath left in his little body.

[Ant Crown]

Not exactly

*snaps fingers, warps reality so Eternal Torment is completely vulnerable*

*turns to Zone Master and the rest of the Omega Rumblers* He's all yours.:evilsmile
I know and I put on something special for Eternal Torment...and don't call me ZM...I'm Betty now.

[Anthony Johanson]

I know and I put on something special for Eternal Torment...and don't call me ZM...I'm Betty now.

Betty, isn't that a girl's name?:D

[Ant Crown]

Yes,she does have a huge ass,but that isn't going to affect me. *activates the Touch and Real American* Let's see your magic handle that power. Now JOB,I say,JOB like you mean it!
Zone Magic: Music *Changes back the music to 'Baby Got Back'* You were saying something? *Throws his Iron Claws at him.*

[Eternal Torment]

Zone Magic: Music *Changes back the music to 'Baby Got Back'* You were saying something? *Throws his Iron Claws at him.*

*Dodges the claws* That was pathetic. *Melts the claws on the way back*

[Ant Crown]

Betty, isn't that a girl's name?:D
I know but in the movie 'Kung Pow: Enter the Fist'...Baby Got Back is the villian's 'The Touch' when gets espically BRUTAL.

[Ant Crown]

*Dodges the claws* That was pathetic. *Melts the claws on the way back*
Hit me. I'm ready for you.

[Eternal Torment]

I know but in the movie 'Kung Pow: Enter the Fist'...Baby Got Back is the villian's 'The Touch' when gets espically BRUTAL.

Again,the music might power you up,but the negative effects simply don't affect me.

[Eternal Torment]

Hit me. I'm ready for you.

All right then,here it comes! *throws 3 DJ stands at Ant*

[Ant Crown]

All right then,here it comes! *throws 3 DJ stands at Ant*
*All three smash against him* You didn't hurt me either.

[Eternal Torment]

*All three smash against him* You didn't hurt me either.

Well,you do have weird-ass durability powers. *fires more entropy at Ant* But durability can't help you here!

[Anthony Johanson]

I know but in the movie 'Kung Pow: Enter the Fist'...Baby Got Back is the villian's 'The Touch' when gets espically BRUTAL.

I know, I was using the Hero's line after Master Pain called himself "Betty". But Baby got back can be countered by a shrukien to the stereo.

[Ant Crown]

Well,you do have weird-ass durability powers. *fires more entropy at Ant* But durability can't help you here!
*Dodges and goes up and charges Eternal* Today...I'm a magecian...You are now wearing red.

[Ant Crown]

I know, I was using the Hero's line after Master Pain called himself "Betty". But Baby got back can be countered by a shrukien to the stereo.
Don't tell him that.

[Eternal Torment]

*Dodges and goes up and charges Eternal* Today...I'm a magecian...You are now wearing red.

More like black. *knocks Ant away*

[Anthony Johanson]

Don't tell him that.

Oops,sorry.

[Eternal Torment]

Don't tell him that.

I've seen the movie before. *breaks the stereo and wipes it out*

[Ant Crown]

More like black. *knocks Ant away*
*Picks himself up and walks back towards Eternal and challenges him to a test of strength*

[Ant Crown]

I've seen the movie before. *breaks the stereo and wipes it out*
Funny it's still playing.

[Eternal Torment]

*Picks himself up and walks back towards Eternal and challenges him to a test of strength*

I don't have to accept,you know. *blasts Ant with darkness again*

[Eternal Torment]

Funny it's still playing.

Damn your fine sound system!!!! Damn it to hell!!!!!

[Ant Crown]

I don't have to accept,you know. *blasts Ant with darkness again*
*Round house kicks it back*

[Anthony Johanson]

Need some backup, Ant?

[Eternal Torment]

*Round house kicks it back*

*U-turns it back to Ant*

[Ant Crown]

Damn your fine sound system!!!! Damn it to hell!!!!!
???:*Speaks with a Chienese accent* WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO MY STEREO SYSTEM?*He comes out and it looks like a drunken Jackie Chan* WHO ARESH YOUSH LOOKING AT?

I leave you to your doom.

[Ant Crown]

Need some backup, Ant?
that would be great.

[Eternal Torment]

???:*Speaks with a Chienese accent* WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO MY STEREO SYSTEM?*He comes out and it looks like a drunken Jackie Chan* WHO ARESH YOUSH LOOKING AT?

I leave you to your doom.

Crap. Wait! *throws Chris Tucker at Drunken Jackie Chan* Hah! *sinks into darkness and seals it behind him*

[Ant Crown]

*U-turns it back to Ant*
*Plants foot down to convert it to a Mule Kick*

[Eternal Torment]

*Plants foot down to convert it to a Mule Kick*

*activates the Pong paddle and bounces it back before sinking into darkness again*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Sorry about not being on yesterday. My computer is being cleaned out of a virus so I've been forced to revert back to my laptop, which is fairly slow in coparison.




So, what have I missed?

[Eternal Torment]

Sorry about not being on yesterday. My computer is being cleaned out of a virus so I've been forced to revert back to my laptop, which is fairly slow in coparison.




So, what have I missed?

Eh,Ant and I fought in a nightclub,Yeo reappeared and I am immune to the Touch.

[Ant Crown]

Eh,Ant and I fought in a nightclub,Yeo reappeared and I am immune to the Touch.
And you through broke two rules....Pantheon abuse and Harming a Chinese man's CD Player.

[Eternal Torment]

And you through broke two rules....Pantheon abuse and Harming a Chinese man's CD Player.

I don't know about the first one,but you forced me to destroy the CD player..If it's about the Touch thing,then that's just petty.

[Ant Crown]

I don't know about the first one,but you forced me to destroy the CD player..If it's about the Touch thing,then that's just petty.
No you harmed Jackie Chan's CD Player.

Two...You threw a mediocre actor at Jackie Chan that is a pantheon member.

[Erebus]

*Comes in from Amsterdam with World Cup souveniers and red kiss marks on face*
Sorry guys, kinda busy lately. Oh yeah, I brought reinforcements. Your reign of evil is about to end! GET EM', BRAZILLION SOCCER TEAM!!!

[Eternal Torment]

*Comes in from Amsterdam with World Cup souveniers and red kiss marks on face*
Sorry guys, kinda busy lately. Oh yeah, I brought reinforcements. Your reign of evil is about to end! GET EM', BRAZILLION SOCCER TEAM!!!

Oh yeah? *summons a team* Meet Pele,Franz Beckenbauer,Werner Roth,Rick Davis,the Ertegun Brothers,Paul Caligiuiri,Walter Alfred Bahr,Alfredo Di Stephano,Alessandro Del Piero,and Garrincha.All of them are at their prime.Your team is so doomed it's not funny.

[Ant Crown]

Oh yeah? *summons a team* Meet Pele,Franz Beckenbauer,Werner Roth,Rick Davis,the Ertegun Brothers,Paul Caligiuiri,Walter Alfred Bahr,Alfredo Di Stephano,Alessandro Del Piero,and Garrincha.All of them are at their prime.Your team is so doomed it's not funny.
*Summons the '85 Bears* Well in England and all other countries...It's called Football.:evilsmile

[Trulyures]

Man, This place will never be the same

[Eternal Torment]

*Summons the '85 Bears* Well in England and all other countries...It's called Football.:evilsmile

Well played.Unfortunately,I don't care. *guns down all of the people* Time to fight.

[Erebus]

Well played.Unfortunately,I don't care. *guns down all of the people* Time to fight.
DAMN YOU!!! You just made me lose a $20 bet! This time... its personel. *Takes out Megas XLR wielding Light Hawk Wings and Ultima Blad* (Sorry for stealing your catchprase, Forefinger, but I can't resist) SPOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

[Eternal Torment]

DAMN YOU!!! You just made me lose a $20 bet! This time... its personel. *Takes out Megas XLR wielding Light Hawk Wings and Ultima Blad* (Sorry for stealing your catchprase, Forefinger, but I can't resist) SPOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

*Activates the U-Turn and sends Erebus crashing into Ant* You fools! With this U-turn tube,I can reverse all of your attacks and assorted projectiles!

[Ant Crown]

*Activates the U-Turn and sends Erebus crashing into Ant* You fools! With this U-turn tube,I can reverse all of your attacks and assorted projectiles!
*Creates a another U-turn tube as he gets out of under Sentinel* Fine then...DARK WAVE!*Fires a ball of darkness at Eternal knowing full well that it won't work*

[Eternal Torment]

*Creates a another U-turn tube as he gets out of under Sentinel* Fine then...DARK WAVE!*Fires a ball of darkness at Eternal knowing full well that it won't work*

Pong Paddle of Ultimate Reflection! *creates paddle and deflects the wave towards Erebus*

[Ant Crown]

Pong Paddle of Ultimate Reflection! *creates paddle and deflects the wave towards Erebus*
Aluminum BAT OF PWNING!*Creates a bat and deflects back at Eternal*

[Erebus]

*Summons wrestling ropes, jumps, bounces, and delivers Atomic Leg Drop of Doom* HA! With the full power of Hulkamania to back it up as well!

[Eternal Torment]

*Summons wrestling ropes, jumps, bounces, and delivers Atomic Leg Drop of Doom* HA! With the full power of Hulkamania to back it up as well!

*bounces leg drop and wave at Erebus* Come on!

[Ant Crown]

*bounces leg drop and wave at Erebus* Come on!
*Swings his mighty bat again and it's reflected back.* He's comming.

[Eternal Torment]

*Swings his mighty bat again and it's reflected back.* He's comming.

*reflects at Ant again* Your bat is starting to bend.

[Ant Crown]

*reflects at Ant again* Your bat is starting to bend.
*Twrils it back to fix the bend as he swings it back* You were saying?

[Erebus]

*reflects at Ant again* Your bat is starting to bend.
You should be worrying if I'm going to bend YOU!!!

Okay, that sounded lame.
*Points a .5 Action Express Desert Eagle and an S.W. 500 at Torment*

[Super Samurai]

*Throws globs of Nutella at everyone.*

You must taste the awesomeness!

[Eternal Torment]

You should be worrying if I'm going to bend YOU!!!

Okay, that sounded lame.
*Points a .5 Action Express Desert Eagle and an S.W. 500 at Torment*

Hahaha! A GUN? You must be thinking that I'm an easy target to kill. *melts guns in Erebus' hands*

[Eternal Torment]

*Twrils it back to fix the bend as he swings it back* You were saying?

That will weaken it. *spams dark energy blasts*

[Ant Crown]

That will weaken it. *spams dark energy blasts*
Ok...ZONE MAGIC: METAL* The Aluminum Bat of Pwning turns into the ADAMANTIUM BAT OF PWNING as it is fixed and he swings it against the dark energies back*

[Eternal Torment]

Ok...ZONE MAGIC: METAL* The Aluminum Bat of Pwning turns into the ADAMANTIUM BAT OF PWNING as it is fixed and he swings it against the dark energies back*

U-Turn! *aims it at the ceiling*

[Ant Crown]

U-Turn! *aims it at the ceiling*
U-Turn *Aims it at Eternal* It ain't going to the ceiling no mo'.

[Erebus]

Hahaha! A GUN? You must be thinking that I'm an easy target to kill. *melts guns in Erebus' hands*
Those weren't ordinary guns, bucko. They were enchanted by Crimson Avenger, so they don't need triggers to shoot them, there indestructable, and they NEVER MISS. Oh yeah, one more thing: Each bullet is a miniture DMPD (Dark Magic Pulse Detonator), so each blast is going to feel like hell.

[Eternal Torment]

Those weren't ordinary guns, bucko. They were enchanted by Crimson Avenger, so they don't need triggers to shoot them, there indestructable, and they NEVER MISS. Oh yeah, one more thing: Each bullet is a miniture DMPD (Dark Magic Pulse Detonator), so each blast is going to feel like hell.

Hmph. Absorption Shield. *creates a glimmering force-field*

[Ant Crown]

Hmph. Absorption Shield. *creates a glimmering force-field*
*Takes out his Boom Tube controler that he has coveintly up his Coat(He changed back recently during the exchange)* Sentinel *Opens a boom tube at point blank range at Eternal and up front of Sentinel* NOW!

[Eternal Torment]

*Takes out his Boom Tube controler that he has coveintly up his Coat(He changed back recently during the exchange)* Sentinel *Opens a boom tube at point blank range at Eternal and up front of Sentinel* NOW!

Not so. *shoves U-Turn into the Boom Tube* That should be enough. *Boom Tube explodes and nothing happens*

[Eternal Torment]

*pulls out another U-Turn* Any more surprises?

[Ant Crown]

*pulls out another U-Turn* Any more surprises?
*Pulls out his own U-turn as well* Well besides this....*Summons Chuck Norris* It's time you quit this nonsense and go home.

[Eternal Torment]

*Pulls out his own U-turn as well* Well besides this....*Summons Chuck Norris* It's time you quit this nonsense and go home.

Never.Doing that would be like directing Snakes On a Plane.Now,time for an upgrade that only I can get! *flips a switch* The U-Turn now has a vacuum action. *sucks Chuck Norris in and shoots him at Erebus*

[Ant Crown]

Never.Doing that would be like directing Snakes On a Plane.Now,time for an upgrade that only I can get! *flips a switch* The U-Turn now has a vacuum action. *sucks Chuck Norris in and shoots him at Erebus*
*The Man Beard stops Chuck in midflight and redirects Chuck as he goes in for the spin Kick* And I didn't have to do a thing.

[Erebus]

Never.Doing that would be like directing Snakes On a Plane.Now,time for an upgrade that only I can get! *flips a switch* The U-Turn now has a vacuum action. *sucks Chuck Norris in and shoots him at Erebus*
Stop.
*Chuck Norris stops*
Now, Chuck, be a good boy, and use your Man-Vision to destroy all of Torment's U-Turns.
*Norris's eyes glow, suddenly bright flash fills the area, and all U-Turns are gone*
That was a demonstration of my TRUE power. Want some more?

[hitokiri_]

heya monkeys!

[Ant Crown]

heya monkeys!
GET DOWN! *Tackles hitokiri* Do you want to die?

[Eternal Torment]

Stop.
*Chuck Norris stops*
Now, Chuck, be a good boy, and use your Man-Vision to destroy all of Torment's U-Turns.
*Norris's eyes glow, suddenly bright flash fills the area, and all U-Turns are gone*
That was a demonstration of my TRUE power. Want some more?

Oh,you're such a spoilsport. *redirects Chuck's spinkick* There! Chuck has kicked his own manbeard off. Oh,and Hitokiri's next. *shoots Hitokiri with a shotgun* Erebus,for all your power you need something to control in order to use that ability.It's quite obvious that you will try to control me next.*sinks into darkness* Let us take this fight somewhere else,shall we?

[Erebus]

Oh,you're such a spoilsport. *redirects Chuck's spinkick* There! Chuck has kicked his own manbeard off. Oh,and Hitokiri's next. *shoots Hitokiri with a shotgun* Erebus,for all your power you need something to control in order to use that ability.It's quite obvious that you will try to control me next.*sinks into darkness* Let us take this fight somewhere else,shall we?
*Norse warrior mode*
Thy craven tonge does not intimidate me, coward! Let thee lead me to thy place of power so I may have an actual challenge!

[Eternal Torment]

*Norse warrior mode*
Thy craven tonge does not intimidate me, coward! Let thee lead me to thy place of power so I may have an actual challenge!

Stop with the mangled english,you idiot,and go to the CN Tower.And I have no place of power,so shut your Scandinavian mouth and fight.

[Nik Hasta]

*Boots Eternal Torment in the nadgers*
I find this much simpler.

[Eternal Torment]

*Boots Eternal Torment in the nadgers*
I find this much simpler.

I have no nads. *slaps Nik out of the thread*

[Nik Hasta]

*Grabs edge of thread as he flies out and spins self back into battlezone*
In that I case I shall settle with mocking you due to your lack of genitals.
*Mocks and hits Eternal with a truck*

[Eternal Torment]

*Grabs edge of thread as he flies out and spins self back into battlezone*
In that I case I shall settle with mocking you due to your lack of genitals.
*Mocks and hits Eternal with a truck*

*blocks the truck with a Pong Paddle* And out the thread you go again.

[Erebus]

Stop with the mangled english,you idiot,and go to the CN Tower.And I have no place of power,so shut your Scandinavian mouth and fight.
Oh, fine. *Dresses out of heavy furs, drops battle axe, shaves beard, and stops drinking boar blood mixed with ale*
Now then, where was I? Oh yes. LETS GO! *Energy balls fire rapidly from hands*

[Nik Hasta]

*Runs back in*

How about this then?

*Puts Solomon Grundy's underwear over Eternal's face*

Mmm, undead fresh!

[Eternal Torment]

Oh, fine. *Dresses out of heavy furs, drops battle axe, shaves beard, and stops drinking boar blood mixed with ale*
Now then, where was I? Oh yes. LETS GO! *Energy balls fire rapidly from hands*

*blocks the balls* Here I come! *piledrivers Erebus*

[Eternal Torment]

*Runs back in*

How about this then?

*Puts Solomon Grundy's underwear over Eternal's face*

Mmm, undead fresh!

I have no sense of smell. *takes underwear off of face,places it on Nik's face and kicks him out of the thread*

[Nik Hasta]

No sense of smell? Excellent!
*Gas that has been filling the area since Nik first entered has gone undetected. Nik pulls out a lighter as he flies towards the edge of the thread, removing the underwear he lights a joint and flicks the still lit cigarette into the thread as he crosses the threshhold.*

Bye bye!

*BOOM!*

*Runs back in to survey destruction*

[Erebus]

*blocks the balls* Here I come! *piledrivers Erebus*
Ha! You think you can win with a simple piledriver? *Reverses piledriver into tornado DDT, then starts throwing Kindom Hearts barrels at Torment*

[Eternal Torment]

Ha! You think you can win with a simple piledriver? *Reverses piledriver into tornado DDT, then starts throwing Kindom Hearts barrels at Torment*

*teleports out of DDT and reflects barrels with Pong Paddle*

[Eternal Torment]

No sense of smell? Excellent!
*Gas that has been filling the area since Nik first entered has gone undetected. Nik pulls out a lighter as he flies towards the edge of the thread, removing the underwear he lights a joint and flicks the still lit cigarette into the thread as he crosses the threshhold.*

Bye bye!

*BOOM!*

*Runs back in to survey destruction*

*force-field absorbs explosion* That really cheeses me off. *kicks Nik out of the battle permanently*

[Nik Hasta]

*Wanders back in again*
Dude, we're godmodding. There's no such word as permanent.
Now I believe I was throwing chunks of the scenery at you.

*Picks up building, hits Eternal with it*

[Erebus]

*teleports out of DDT and reflects barrels with Pong Paddle*
*Takes out light hawk wings, then starts throwing invisible ninja stars*

[Ant Crown]

I can't believe I'm doing this but...*Calls in Wayne and Garth* Guys reset reality* Reality gets reset as everything is returned to normal.*

[Eternal Torment]

*Wanders back in again*
Dude, we're godmodding. There's no such word as permanent.
Now I believe I was throwing chunks of the scenery at you.

*Picks up building, hits Eternal with it*

Oh,yeah..... *dodges building and knocks Nik unconscious*

[Eternal Torment]

*Takes out light hawk wings, then starts throwing invisible ninja stars*

*omin-directional force field blocks stars* Here it comes! *fires a null blast*

[Eternal Torment]

I can't believe I'm doing this but...*Calls in Wayne and Garth* Guys reset reality* Reality gets reset as everything is returned to normal.*

Curses! *disappears before reality erases him* I'll be back!

[Erebus]

*omin-directional force field blocks stars* Here it comes! *fires a null blast*
*Bullet times*
Oh, you want to play with the big boys huh? *Summons Celebrity Deathmatch Don Vito, tells him to attack Torment*

[Eternal Torment]

*Bullet times*
Oh, you want to play with the big boys huh? *Summons Celebrity Deathmatch Don Vito, tells him to attack Torment*

I've already disappeared.Don't waste your time.

[Ant Crown]

Curses! *disappears before reality erases him* I'll be back!
*ZM goes and gets his PDA out and opens up and starts writing*
Dear Journal,

I can't believe I'm writing this but I along with Anthony, Stretch, Yeo and Erebus pwned Eternal Torment for the moment...

[Eternal Torment]

*ZM goes and gets his PDA out and opens up and starts writing*
Dear Journal,

I can't believe I'm writing this but I along with Anthony, Stretch, Yeo and Erebus pwned Eternal Torment for the moment...

I'm back! And I got a tan!

[Nik Hasta]

And I hit you in the skull with Hawkman's mace to welcome you.

[Eternal Torment]

And I hit you in the skull with Hawkman's mace to welcome you.

I took the time to create more Pong Paddles. *reflects the mace*

[Stretch Dude]

I took the time to create more Pong Paddles. *reflects the mace*

*steals all of ET's paddles and has a one-man Ping-Pong tournament*

[Trulyures]

And I hit you in the skull with Hawkman's mace to welcome you.
Hey there... I haven't seen you here before. My name is Tru:)

[Trulyures]

*steals all of ET's paddles and has a one-man Ping-Pong tournament*
OMGOSH... you're still here *hugs*

[Stretch Dude]

OMGOSH... you're still here *hugs*

Yep, still here. I still have three Quote threads to transfer.

[Trulyures]

Yep, still here. I still have three Quote threads to transfer.
3 Quote threads? And I thought one quote thread was enough;) :D

[Stretch Dude]

3 Quote threads? And I thought one quote thread was enough;) :D

Yeah, I just finished transferring the Badassedness thread, so that leaves Villainy, PWNED, and "That's Not Right."

[Eternal Torment]

*steals all of ET's paddles and has a one-man Ping-Pong tournament*

*forms more paddles*

[Ant Crown]

*forms more paddles*
*Transmutes paddles into Black Holes.* HAHA!

[Eternal Torment]

*Transmutes paddles into Black Holes.* HAHA!

*absorbs black holes* HA!

[Nik Hasta]

Hello there Trulyures!
Pleasure to be welcomed to it is!

*Hits Eternal with Getter Tomahawk*

[Ant Crown]

*absorbs black holes* HA!
Tell me how that works?

[Eternal Torment]

Tell me how that works?

Portals to nothingness.Character is made of nothingness.Figure it out.And Nik,here you go. *blocks tomahawk and stabs Nik*

[Nik Hasta]

With what may I ask?
Also how did you block an axe with a blade the size of a bus?

[Ant Crown]

Portals to nothingness.Character is made of nothingness.Figure it out.And Nik,here you go. *blocks tomahawk and stabs Nik*
Well since your nothing...*Summons the Warners and points in the direction of Eternal* THERE'S YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND!*He teleports with Nik back to his school*

[Eternal Torment]

With what may I ask?
Also how did you block an axe with a blade the size of a bus?

Whoops,I didn't read the thing properly. *teleports behind Nik and stabs him*
There,that better?

[Eternal Torment]

Well since your nothing...*Summons the Warners and points in the direction of Eternal* THERE'S YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND!*He teleports with Nik back to his school*

Ahh! *tosses a Best Animation award behind the Warners and teleports after Ant*

[Nik Hasta]

Better.
Unfortunately void now I'm in Ant Crown's school.
And what was it you stabbed me with?

[Eternal Torment]

Better.
Unfortunately void now I'm in Ant Crown's school.
And what was it you stabbed me with?

Fork.A dessert fork.

[Ant Crown]

Fork.A dessert fork.
Yakko: Oh SPECIAL FRIEND.*The Warners latch on to Eternal*

[Eternal Torment]

Yakko: Oh SPECIAL FRIEND.*The Warners latch on to Eternal*

*Melts into darkness and reappears holding a contract* This is your animator's contract. *rips it,causing the Warners to explode* Now to kill the Omega Rumblers. *teleports off to find Ant*

[The Dog]

*Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness", as the ground trembles and begins to split open, Hellfire spewing from the fissures like demonic tongues licking at the fresh air, and unholy beings of all shapes, sizes, and species claw their way from the Earth and invade the landscape, their mad cacklings filling the air, but even this is drowned out by a new voice*

Loud, All-Consuming Voice: Children of Downtown Khazan, stop this childish bickering! Stop and listen as the Multiverse howls in despair, for I have returned.

*Suddenly the song changes to Lordi's "Hard Rock Hallelujah" as the ground splits wide open and a large, kingly throne rips up through the ground, flanked by four naked Succubi, with Overlord Dog, dressed in intricate black armor and a cape made from the damned souls of the world's worst sinners rises up*

Overlord Dog: You all shall stop this needless infighting, for it is all pointless in the end. Now, DROP IT!

[Ant Crown]

*Melts into darkness and reappears holding a contract* This is your animator's contract. *rips it,causing the Warners to explode* Now to kill the Omega Rumblers. *teleports off to find Ant*
*Performs a Kwarmari leaving SALESMAN DAFFY DUCK!*

[Nik Hasta]

*Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness", as the ground trembles and begins to split open, Hellfire spewing from the fissures like demonic tongues licking at the fresh air, and unholy beings of all shapes, sizes, and species claw their way from the Earth and invade the landscape, their mad cacklings filling the air, but even this is drowned out by a new voice*

Loud, All-Consuming Voice: Children of Downtown Khazan, stop this childish bickering! Stop and listen as the Multiverse howls in despair, for I have returned.

*Suddenly the song changes to Lordi's "Hard Rock Hallelujah" as the ground splits wide open and a large, kingly throne rips up through the ground, flanked by four naked Succubi, with Overlord Dog, dressed in intricate black armor and a cape made from the damned souls of the world's worst sinners rises up*

Overlord Dog: You all shall stop this needless infighting, for it is all pointless in the end. Now, DROP IT!

*Throws frizbee at Overlord Dog*

Catch dude!

[Ant Crown]

*Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness", as the ground trembles and begins to split open, Hellfire spewing from the fissures like demonic tongues licking at the fresh air, and unholy beings of all shapes, sizes, and species claw their way from the Earth and invade the landscape, their mad cacklings filling the air, but even this is drowned out by a new voice*

Loud, All-Consuming Voice: Children of Downtown Khazan, stop this childish bickering! Stop and listen as the Multiverse howls in despair, for I have returned.

*Suddenly the song changes to Lordi's "Hard Rock Hallelujah" as the ground splits wide open and a large, kingly throne rips up through the ground, flanked by four naked Succubi, with Overlord Dog, dressed in intricate black armor and a cape made from the damned souls of the world's worst sinners rises up*

Overlord Dog: You all shall stop this needless infighting, for it is all pointless in the end. Now, DROP IT!
Sorry man. I was just preventing reality from getting destroyed by Eternal Darkness.

[Ant Crown]

*Throws frizbee at Overlord Dog*

Catch dude!
YOU FOOL! Do not temp him.

[Nik Hasta]

*Incredulous at being stopped*
But, but, but, but... The disc!
She flies!

[Ant Crown]

*Incredulous at being stopped*
But, but, but, but... The disc!
She flies!
Don't do it man. It's not worth it. He's named after the BOUNTY HUNTER DOG.

[Eternal Torment]

*Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness", as the ground trembles and begins to split open, Hellfire spewing from the fissures like demonic tongues licking at the fresh air, and unholy beings of all shapes, sizes, and species claw their way from the Earth and invade the landscape, their mad cacklings filling the air, but even this is drowned out by a new voice*

Loud, All-Consuming Voice: Children of Downtown Khazan, stop this childish bickering! Stop and listen as the Multiverse howls in despair, for I have returned.

*Suddenly the song changes to Lordi's "Hard Rock Hallelujah" as the ground splits wide open and a large, kingly throne rips up through the ground, flanked by four naked Succubi, with Overlord Dog, dressed in intricate black armor and a cape made from the damned souls of the world's worst sinners rises up*

Overlord Dog: You all shall stop this needless infighting, for it is all pointless in the end. Now, DROP IT!

Alright....But I'll be back eventually.... *sinks into the darkness*

[Nik Hasta]

But the over-dramatic entrance just screams "Punk me!"

[Stretch Dude]

But the over-dramatic entrance just screams "Punk me!"

One does not "punk" Overlord Dog unless one wishes to spend the remainder of eternity writhing in agony beyond imagination.

[Nik Hasta]

One question; who's imagination?

[Ant Crown]

One question; who's imagination?
ANYBODIES BUT THE DOG'S.

[Eternal Torment]

One question; who's imagination?

Yours. Definitely yours.

[Nik Hasta]

Yours. Definitely yours.

Drat, I can be bloody inventive with gratuitious torture.
In this case I shall not punk Overlord Dog.

[Ant Crown]

Drat, I can be bloody inventive with gratuitious torture.
In this case I shall not punk Overlord Dog.
Good. I hate to see what fate might have befallen you.

[Nik Hasta]

In which case I shall retire to sleep.
Night fellow rumblers, may your dreams be filled with attractive persons of your choosing.
(I'm just pissed my girlfriend isn't here:( )
But yes, I will return on the morrow.

[The Dog]

*Throws frizbee at Overlord Dog*

Catch dude!

*Catches it and tosses the frizbee back*

I like this game. :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So, what have I missed?

[Erebus]

So, what have I missed?
You still havn't given me my adamantium swordchucks that I ordered!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

You still havn't given me my adamantium swordchucks that I ordered!



Ah, my apologies. Here, because of the wait, these are free *gives him his sword chucks*.



Sorry about that.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ah, my apologies. Here, because of the wait, these are free *gives him his sword chucks*.



Sorry about that.

And you said you'd help me become stronger on the other Khazan thread.

[Ant Crown]

So, what have I missed?
Overlord Dog getting PO'd.

[Anthony Johanson]

Sorry man. I was just preventing reality from getting destroyed by Eternal Darkness.

Reality you say?

*warps it so Eternal Torment is trapped in a room with bloodlusted members of the Pantheon*

[Ant Crown]

Reality you say?

*warps it so Eternal Torment is trapped in a room with bloodlusted members of the Pantheon*
I assume you resurrected some of them?

[Anthony Johanson]

I assume you resurrected some of them?

Of course I did.

[Ant Crown]

Of course I did.
Remind me again why we won other than Dog coming in.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

And you said you'd help me become stronger on the other Khazan thread.



Alright then, who do you want to meet/ how would you like to get stronger?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Remind me again why we won other than Dog coming in.



Because I'm just as powerful as The Dog.


Do I need to bust out the tranq's again?

[Anthony Johanson]

Remind me again why we won other than Dog coming in.

No clue, I let you two battle it out. I guess I should have stepped in...

[Ant Crown]

No clue, I let you two battle it out. I guess I should have stepped in...
We were bashing the HELL out of each other as even Erebus came in to go against him...I managed to call upon Garth and Wayne once to correct everything but he still came.

[Ant Crown]

Because I'm just as powerful as The Dog.


Do I need to bust out the tranq's again?
Uhhhhh....What did you do?

[The Dog]

Because I'm just as powerful as The Dog.


Do I need to bust out the tranq's again?

Overlord Dog: The Dog, maybe, but not Overlord Dog. BIG difference in the powerscale there. Anyways, how have you been Cleric?

[Guts/Batman]

No clue, I let you two battle it out. I guess I should have stepped in...

Heh...

That "conflict" is why I have stayed away from this thread...

[Ant Crown]

Heh...

That "conflict" is why I have stayed away from this thread...
I'm sorry that Myself and Torment even got into that mess.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Overlord Dog: The Dog, maybe, but not Overlord Dog. BIG difference in the powerscale there. Anyways, how have you been Cleric?



No, I meant Overlord Dog, old friend. Remember, we've fought before and it ended in a tie IIRC.

Well, besides that, I'm more a defensive player anyway. I also have to rely on items and weapons to make me on Overlord Dog's level, while you're that strong without outside assistance.




In other news, I'm doing just fine Dog. How about you, old friend?

P.S. It's like Magneto and Xavier talking, huh? :D

[Guts/Batman]

I'm sorry that Myself and Torment even got into that mess.

It's alright.

That's kinda why I gave up my position as Emporer of the Khazan Emporer and now run a country wide amusement park.

[The Dog]

No, I meant Overlord Dog, old friend. Remember, we've fought before and it ended in a tie IIRC.

Well, besides that, I'm more a defensive player anyway. I also have to rely on items and weapons to make me on Overlord Dog's level, while you're that strong without outside assistance.




In other news, I'm doing just fine Dog. How about you, old friend?

P.S. It's like Magneto and Xavier talking, huh? :D

Do you not mean the weaker and, quite frankly, pathetic Omega Dog, dear Cleric? Though I could be mistaken, since I've had a very violent life. And, truth be told, I'll be the very first to admit some of the other "Dogs" are sad individuals who deserve a slow and painful death.

And yes, you require weapons to battle while I work with raw power. And now that I think of it, we've never fought before, since half the planet is not a barren and destroyed wasteland.

P.S: Yes, this is like Magneto and Xavier, only I'm not a bigoted madman and your not a wheelchair bound, telepathic bastard. ;)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Do you not mean the weaker and, quite frankly, pathetic Omega Dog, dear Cleric? Though I could be mistaken, since I've had a very violent life. And, truth be told, I'll be the very first to admit some of the other "Dogs" are sad individuals who deserve a slow and painful death.

And yes, you require weapons to battle while I work with raw power. And now that I think of it, we've never fought before, since half the planet is not a barren and destroyed wasteland.

P.S: Yes, this is like Magneto and Xavier, only I'm not a bigoted madman and your not a wheelchair bound, telepathic bastard. ;)


No, I was referring to a brief sparring match, shortly after we were both Knighted, that we had. It ended ina tie, IIRC.

And yeah, since half of Planet SO isn't a barren wasteland, we must never have fought a our current power levels.

P.S. Not that I was saying you're a bigoted madman. I was just using the reference to decribe you being evil, me being good, but the two of us are still friends.


Speaking of which, how's the Mrs?

[Anthony Johanson]

Alright then, who do you want to meet/ how would you like to get stronger?

Dunno, do you have any ideas?

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm sorry that Myself and Torment even got into that mess.

Well, a fight is good once in a while.

[Eternal Torment]

Reality you say?

*warps it so Eternal Torment is trapped in a room with bloodlusted members of the Pantheon*

*teleports away* Damn it,Dog forced me to stalemate already.Don't make me try to destroy the universe again!

[Eternal Torment]

I'm sorry that Myself and Torment even got into that mess.

Sorry about the universe destroying crap.I accidently watched a Uwe Boll marathon and the rest explains itself.By explains itself,I mean I went insane.

[Anthony Johanson]

*teleports away* Damn it,Dog forced me to stalemate already.Don't make me try to destroy the universe again!

You can try. *teleports Eternal Torment back into the room, and makes sure it cannot be gotten out of or destroyed*

Have a not-so-nice day.

[Eternal Torment]

You can try. *teleports Eternal Torment back into the room, and makes sure it cannot be gotten out of or destroyed*

Have a not-so-nice day.

Can't be destroyed? Well,what if it never existed? *erases it from the space/time continuum* There. Don't provoke me.Just because I recovered from my insanity doesn't mean it can't come back.

[Anthony Johanson]

Can't be destroyed? Well,what if it never existed? *erases it from the space/time continuum* There. Don't provoke me.Just because I recovered from my insanity doesn't mean it can't come back.

*sigh* Fine *pouts*

*remakes room just in case of problems*

[Eternal Torment]

*sigh* Fine *pouts*

*remakes room just in case of problems*

Never forget:Watching an Uwe Boll marathon causes insanity.I was lucky it wasn't worse.

[Ant Crown]

Never forget:Watching an Uwe Boll marathon causes insanity.I was lucky it wasn't worse.
I go nuts by watching something I already did...Let me put this way...I become someone that's ADD.

[Eternal Torment]

I go nuts by watching something I already did...Let me put this way...I become someone that's ADD.

Then after the marathon,I considered Gigli and Catwoman to be some of the best movies ever.

[The Dog]

No, I was referring to a brief sparring match, shortly after we were both Knighted, that we had. It ended ina tie, IIRC.

And yeah, since half of Planet SO isn't a barren wasteland, we must never have fought a our current power levels.

P.S. Not that I was saying you're a bigoted madman. I was just using the reference to decribe you being evil, me being good, but the two of us are still friends.


Speaking of which, how's the Mrs?

Ahhh, BEFORE I became Evil Overlord of Hell. Yes, that seems so long ago now. And should we ever fight at our current power levels, woe be for the unfortunate planet we decide to fight on.

P.S. I know, because then you'd be a crippled telepathic bastard. And you aren't a crippled telepathic bastard, and I'm not a bigoted madman... Well, I'm not bigoted at least.

The missus? She was OK, a bit dry, and could have used a little more A-1, but otherwise a delicious.

[Ant Crown]

Then after the marathon,I considered Gigli and Catwoman to be some of the best movies ever.
FIND A GUN MAN! Gigli isn't manly.

[hitokiri_]

Oh,you're such a spoilsport. *redirects Chuck's spinkick* There! Chuck has kicked his own manbeard off. Oh,and Hitokiri's next. *shoots Hitokiri with a shotgun* Erebus,for all your power you need something to control in order to use that ability.It's quite obvious that you will try to control me next.*sinks into darkness* Let us take this fight somewhere else,shall we?


*breaks eternal torment's neck*

[Erebus]

*breaks eternal torment's neck*
Your just a tad bit late there, my friend.

[hitokiri_]

Your just a tad bit late there, my friend.


what's wrong with breaking it again?

[Eternal Torment]

what's wrong with breaking it again?

The fact that it'll just heal. *neck reforms*

[Eternal Torment]

FIND A GUN MAN! Gigli isn't manly.

Exactly.Now the insanity has passed and I'm not trying to blow the universe up again.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

How are you Hitokiri?

[Devon C.]

From now on Cleric, you're Al Gore. The Dog is Dubya, Guts/Batman is Karl Rove.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

From now on Cleric, you're Al Gore. The Dog is Dubya, Guts/Batman is Karl Rove.



.........No, just no.


I am not a Robot or someone who claims he invented the internet. If I'm anyone, I'm former Governor Jesse Ventura.:D

[Devon C.]

.........No, just no.


I am not a Robot
Do we have evidence to that? Can you prove it? For all I know, the lot of you might be robots designed to kidnap Halle Berry and Eva Longoria. And THEN how would I be able to hook up with them?

If anyone...Jesse Ventura.
Ohhhhh, no. That's insanity right there. I'm wise to all of you. And all your tricks.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Do we have evidence to that? Can you prove it? For all I know, the lot of you might be robots designed to kidnap Halle Berry and Eva Longoria. And THEN how would I be able to hook up with them?


Ohhhhh, no. That's insanity right there. I'm wise to all of you. And all your tricks.



I'd much prefer to kidnap Selma Hyeck and Catherine Zeta Jones or something.

[hitokiri_]

How are you Hitokiri?


still alive. hows life?

[Ant Crown]

Finally I can go back to training.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

still alive. hows life?



Good, good.


I certainly can't complain.


You still the fastest SO Knight, or have you passed that on to someone else?

[hitokiri_]

Good, good.


I certainly can't complain.


You still the fastest SO Knight, or have you passed that on to someone else?


aint no one faster than me brutha. :D

[Nik Hasta]

Wow, everyone has like mythos with each other.
So no more fighting?

[Eternal Torment]

Wow, everyone has like mythos with each other.
So no more fighting?

Nope.Overlord Dog stalemated the battle,then I retreated and overcame my temporary insanity.

[Ant Crown]

Wow, everyone has like mythos with each other.
So no more fighting?
I'm just starting mine.

[Eternal Torment]

I'm just starting mine.

Now that I'm back to normal,can you help support my dungeon? Cleric didn't respond to my request (meaning he won't),so I will give you any and all loot that people drop in there.

[Nik Hasta]

Sooo... now what?
*Throws frizbee back to Overlord Dog*
Anyone for a barbeque or something?

[Ant Crown]

Now that I'm back to normal,can you help support my dungeon? Cleric didn't respond to my request (meaning he won't),so I will give you any and all loot that people drop in there.
Sure...I'll have that as an final exam.

[Ant Crown]

Sooo... now what?
*Throws frizbee back to Overlord Dog*
Anyone for a barbeque or something?
You just love being a glutton for punishment don't you?

[Nik Hasta]

Well I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
:p
This is a good way to get to know people.

[Ant Crown]

Well I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
:p
This is a good way to get to know people.
Look up a thread by name of YOU HAVE TO DO THIS.

You'll see why we regard Dog as one of our favorites guys here.

[Nik Hasta]

I'll do it when I get back from Drama old boy.
Skips out of thread.

[Eternal Torment]

Sure...I'll have that as an final exam.

How hard should I make the dungeon?

[Ant Crown]

How hard should I make the dungeon?
Hard enough that they'll need to use the best they got.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hard enough that they'll need to use the best they got.

Who are "they"?

[The Dog]

Sooo... now what?
*Throws frizbee back to Overlord Dog*
Anyone for a barbeque or something?

*Catches it and tosses it back*

Sure, barbeques are always fun.

[Eternal Torment]

Hard enough that they'll need to use the best they got.

I've got a looonnnggggg list of monsters in my dungeon. The Dungeon of Endless Pain has Hammerspace capabilities,meaning it can hold infinite amounts of monsters and/or treasure of any size. An example of the monsters are: Uber Diablo and Chaos Tristam Prime Evils, Paragon Tarrasque (in a dead magic room), Zakum, the enemies from the House of the Dead series (including the bosses), Ozma, the bosses from Einhander, Galactimon, and Nihilanth. There are much more than that,but the post would take up more than one page if I listed all of them.

[Eternal Torment]

I'll assume you want only the best of the best graduating from your school,right Ant? If so,why don't you tell me a suitable way to end the exam (one final challenge sort of thing) and I'll see to it.

[Ant Crown]

I'll assume you want only the best of the best graduating from your school,right Ant? If so,why don't you tell me a suitable way to end the exam (one final challenge sort of thing) and I'll see to it.
Put them against....Shinji Ikari in the EVA 01 in Berserk mode.

[Eternal Torment]

Put them against....Shinji Ikari in the EVA 01 in Berserk mode.

Done. And to add to the danger,if they beat Shinji,they are immediately ambushed by Zakum and Pyron. IF they survive the ambush and defeat both opponents,should they be given a choice to simply graduate or to go to an optional area where the student will gain something if he/she beats the challenge?

[Ant Crown]

Done. And to add to the danger,if they beat Shinji,they are immediately ambushed by Zakum and Pyron. IF they survive the ambush and defeat both opponents,should they be given a choice to simply graduate or to go to an optional area where the student will gain something if he/she beats the challenge?
Some random objects that should be their key to win against Shinji and Eva 01 Berserk.

[Eternal Torment]

Some random objects that should be their key to win against Shinji and Eva 01 Berserk.

Hmm.....So it would be like this:Students go fight Shinji and EVA 01 Berserk.They enter hidden area and get key items.They beat them. There should be an optional room where they have to face enemies in order to gain a reward. Maybe it is eternal fame and fortune,I don't know. The point is,the students show what skills they have. The reward is purely optional and even unneeded. I just like making people fight monsters.

[Ant Crown]

Hmm.....So it would be like this:Students go fight Shinji and EVA 01 Berserk.They enter hidden area and get key items.They beat them. There should be an optional room where they have to face enemies in order to gain a reward. Maybe it is eternal fame and fortune,I don't know. The point is,the students show what skills they have. The reward is purely optional and even unneeded. I just like making people fight monsters.
Yes... that is the entire Idea.

[Eternal Torment]

Yes... that is the entire Idea.

Good.So what reward should I give them should they survive the onslaught in the Boss Rush Room?

[Ant Crown]

Good.So what reward should I give them should they survive the onslaught in the Boss Rush Room?
*insert name of Kamen Rider: 555 Gear here*

[Eternal Torment]

*insert name of Kamen Rider: 555 Gear here*

Excellent! The preparations are complete. You may start sending students at any time.

[hitokiri_]

Who are "they"?


they are the ... INVADERS!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

they are the ... INVADERS!!!

Invader Zim?

[hitokiri_]

Invader Zim?


he's the scout.

[Devon C.]

Invader Zim sucks.

[hitokiri_]

Invader Zim sucks.

4th quarter game 4 dallas sucks better.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Ah, no.


Sorry about this boys.


*Teleports Shinji and EVA-01 away from Ant Crown and Eternal Torment* Generally I wouldn't interfere, but Shinji has other business to attend to.

However, you can have these guys to replace Shinji *Boom Tubes the Mass Production EVA Units 05 through 013 to Ant Crown and Eternal Torment*.


There you go. :)

[Eternal Torment]

Ah, no.


Sorry about this boys.


*Teleports Shinji and EVA-01 away from Ant Crown and Eternal Torment* Generally I wouldn't interfere, but Shinji has other business to attend to.

However, you can have these guys to replace Shinji *Boom Tubes the Mass Production EVA Units 05 through 013 to Ant Crown and Eternal Torment*.


There you go. :)

Good enough.I've added a new room. Hunter/Prey version of Doomsday in a room sized demiplane.It's major Positive Energy and Doomsday has already adapted to it,so he won't explode.

[Stretch Dude]

Invader Zim sucks.

You realize, my special friend, that this means war.

[Ant Crown]

You realize, my special friend, that this means war.
Make this a quick fight man.

[Devon C.]

You realize, my special friend, that this means war.
You have not truly harnessed the power of cartoon physics. Just by saying those words you have brought doom upon yourself, as you cannot handle such power.

I will now watch as your body slowly combusts, your skin recedes from its normal place, and your brain implodes.

Have a nice day!

:)

[Stretch Dude]

You have not truly harnessed the power of cartoon physics. Just by saying those words you have brought doom upon yourself, as you cannot handle such power.

I will now watch as your body slowly combusts, your skin recedes from its normal place, and your brain implodes.

Have a nice day!

:)

*gasp!* Oh no! You're right! Arrgh, I can feel it happening! *begins dissolving into a hideous steaming pile of bones and guts* Oh, what a world, what a world...

Devon: *smirking* I warned him. *pops open a drink...and Inkblot pops out*

Ah, they just don't make 'em like that anymore. Don't you agree? Same with cartoons. Nowadays, you can't do stuff like this... *slaps Devon* or this... *stretches Devon's nose out six feet and lets it snap back in place* or this... *drops a giant anvil on Devon's head* or even this! *lifts up the anvil, hands Devon a roll of dynamite, and lets the anvil drop again* Ah, the good ol' days... *strolls off*

*the dynamite explodes, sending the anvil 600 feet straight up into the air; the anvil plummets back to Earth and lands once again on Devon's head*

*strolls back and slightly lifts the anvil* 'Sallright?

Devon: *weird voice* 'Sallright.

'Sallright. *drops the anvil and strolls off again*

[Ant Crown]

*gasp!* Oh no! You're right! Arrgh, I can feel it happening! *begins dissolving into a hideous steaming pile of bones and guts* Oh, what a world, what a world...

Devon: *smirking* I warned him. *pops open a drink...and Inkblot pops out*

Ah, they just don't make 'em like that anymore. Don't you agree? Same with cartoons. Nowadays, you can't do stuff like this... *slaps Devon* or this... *stretches Devon's nose out six feet and lets it snap back in place* or this... *drops a giant anvil on Devon's head* or even this! *lifts up the anvil, hands Devon a roll of dynamite, and lets the anvil drop again* Ah, the good ol' days... *strolls off*

*the dynamite explodes, sending the anvil 600 feet straight up into the air; the anvil plummets back to Earth and lands once again on Devon's head*

*strolls back and slightly lifts the anvil* 'Sallright?

Devon: *weird voice* 'Sallright.

'Sallright. *drops the anvil and strolls off again*

This quote is going into the pwned thread.

[Stretch Dude]

This quote is going into the pwned thread.

Woo! Do the Monkey with me!

[Nik Hasta]

*Does Monkey*

[The Dog]

*Eats a monkey and drinks steak sauce to wash it down*

[Nik Hasta]

*Puts another monkey on the barbeque*
And on this one Overlord?

[The Dog]

*Puts another monkey on the barbeque*
And on this one Overlord?

*Yanks it off the barbeque and eats it raw*

You don't cook monkey, that causes it to lose its monkey flavor. And if it loses that monkey flavor, then I might as well be eating a steak shaped like a monkey.

[Nik Hasta]

Fair enough Overlord.
*Rotates Blue Whale on a spit*

[Nik Hasta]

Fuck double postage.

[The Dog]

Fair enough Overlord.
*Rotates Blue Whale on a spit*

See, now you're getting how to prepare meat not ordinarily eaten. You cook blue whale, but not monkey.

[Stretch Dude]

See, now you're getting how to prepare meat not ordinarily eaten. You cook blue whale, but not monkey.

You know what's good? Slow-roasted blue whale between two raw monkeys. Makes a BLT look like a POS.

[Ant Crown]

Got any Reindeer?

[Eternal Torment]

Got any Reindeer?

I got some Chameleon.

[The Dog]

You know what's good? Slow-roasted blue whale between two raw monkeys. Makes a BLT look like a POS.

Yeah, but it takes too damn long to roast a blue whale.

Sharks, however, cook quicker and there's no pesky bones to bother with.

[Stretch Dude]

Yeah, but it takes too damn long to roast a blue whale.

Sharks, however, cook quicker and there's no pesky bones to bother with.

True. That's why I usually save blue whale for Thanksgiving.

And Earth Day, of course. I always like to have a nice blue-whale Earth Day cookout at PETA headquarters.

[Ant Crown]

True. That's why I usually save blue whale for Thanksgiving.

And Earth Day, of course. I always like to have a nice blue-whale Earth Day cookout at PETA headquarters.
On the building I suppose?

[Stretch Dude]

On the building I suppose?

Well, of course.

[Devon C.]

Stretch, I dedicate this to you.

I call it...

"Ass-whoopin', Deferred".

Our hero, Devon, was not overly harmed; much like Michael Jordan and Howie Mandel before him, he was able to use his broad sense of humor to his advantage and laugh off the amusing assault.

Inkblot had to be somewhere. And he set off to look for him. Finding a not so cleverly hidden trail of footprints, he followed them to the door of a Spooky, Abandoned Mansion (R).

He heard the toonish monstrocity's footsteps creak on the rotten floorboards. He was entirely aware of his opponent's years of experience, raw power, and skills at the art of devilment, but he was prepared.

He saw as his prey slipped into a small knot in the ceiling, and heard him crawling around him

He reached into his pocket and pulled out...

...a spoon.

Using the spoon, he tapped out a message on the wall. Was it Morse code? Was it an SoS? Was it a special version of the Navajo thingy?

No. It was the first stanza of "Oklahoma", with a few beats missing.

piiiiing, ping-ping-ping...

No toon could resist it. It was only a matter of time. He would hear a response in three...two...one...

tappa-tap-tap-tappa-tappa-tap.

"Gotcha, chump!" Without a moment to spare, he shoved his hand through the floorboards and grabbed the toonish monstrocity by his throat.

"NOW...you shall pay for what you did!"

He took a small vial out of his pocket, and forced the contents down Inkblot's throat"

"Your toonforcing days are over, boy. THAT vial contained a chemical that can make anything lackadaisical, boring, and unfunny. I call it, 'Cartoon Network-ium'. Now, suffer! SUFFER! FEEL MY WRATH!"

He watched as his opponent slowly turned a multitude of colors, began to melt, change and crumble a bit, until he finally reverted to a pile of sentient soot, never to harm anyone again.

"My work here is done," said Devon, as he walked toward the door. "Invader Zim still sucks."

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch, I dedicate this to you.

I call it...

"Ass-whoopin', Deferred".

Our hero, Devon, was not overly harmed; much like Michael Jordan and Howie Mandel before him, he was able to use his broad sense of humor to his advantage and laugh off the amusing assault.

Inkblot had to be somewhere. And he set off to look for him. Finding a not so cleverly hidden trail of footprints, he followed them to the door of a Spooky, Abandoned Mansion (R).

He heard the toonish monstrocity's footsteps creak on the rotten floorboards. He was entirely aware of his opponent's years of experience, raw power, and skills at the art of devilment, but he was prepared.

He saw as his prey slipped into a small knot in the ceiling, and heard him crawling around him

He reached into his pocket and pulled out...

...a spoon.

Using the spoon, he tapped out a message on the wall. Was it Morse code? Was it an SoS? Was it a special version of the Navajo thingy?

No. It was the first stanza of "Oklahoma", with a few beats missing.

piiiiing, ping-ping-ping...

No toon could resist it. It was only a matter of time. He would hear a response in three...two...one...

tappa-tap-tap-tappa-tappa-tap.

"Gotcha, chump!" Without a moment to spare, he shoved his hand through the floorboards and grabbed the toonish monstrocity by his throat.

"NOW...you shall pay for what you did!"

He took a small vial out of his pocket, and forced the contents down Inkblot's throat"

"Your toonforcing days are over, boy. THAT vial contained a chemical that can make anything lackadaisical, boring, and unfunny. I call it, 'Cartoon Network-ium'. Now, suffer! SUFFER! FEEL MY WRATH!"

He watched as his opponent slowly turned a multitude of colors, began to melt, change and crumble a bit, until he finally reverted to a pile of sentient soot, never to harm anyone again.

"My work here is done," said Devon, as he walked toward the door. "Invader Zim still sucks."

*Meanwhile, in the basement, Inkblot stands by a large machine, pressing buttons and singing to himself as man-sized forms exit the device.*

"Na-na-na-na, I think I'm a clone now, doo-doo-doo-doo..."

*Legions upon legions of Inkblot clones continue pouring out of the machine and join in singing.*

[Erebus]

*Comes in with new adamantium blood-stained swordchucks, super-cool-motorcycle-jet-thing, and Jar Jar Binks' vocal cords in a jar*

Sorry, taking care of some personal business. What have I missed?

[Ant Crown]

*Comes in with new adamantium blood-stained swordchucks, super-cool-motorcycle-jet-thing, and Jar Jar Binks' vocal cords in a jar*

Sorry, taking care of some personal business. What have I missed?
*Just points up to the PETA building with the Blue Whale being roasted*That and Devon and Stretch are having a go.

[Eternal Torment]

*Comes in with new adamantium blood-stained swordchucks, super-cool-motorcycle-jet-thing, and Jar Jar Binks' vocal cords in a jar*

Sorry, taking care of some personal business. What have I missed?

You killed Jar-Jar. Did you cut his head off? Someone might happen to cast raise dead on the body.

[Ant Crown]

You killed Jar-Jar. Did you cut his head off? Someone might happen to cast raise dead on the body.
*Goes and steals the plans to the Delorian Time Machine*So lets RETCON!

[Devon C.]

*Meanwhile, in the basement, Inkblot stands by a large machine, pressing buttons and singing to himself as man-sized forms exit the device.*

"Na-na-na-na, I think I'm a clone now, doo-doo-doo-doo..."

*Legions upon legions of Inkblot clones continue pouring out of the machine and join in singing.*
Hey, that's not fair. The clone thing is way too cheap and overdone.