Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Devon C.]

Funninly enough, I like both teams.
Prove to me that Steve Nash isn't a chump; he deserved the MVP as much as I did, and we all know that.

[Anthony Johanson]

Prove to me that Steve Nash isn't a chump; he deserved the MVP as much as I did, and we all know that.

I never said Nash deserved the MVP, it was a bunch of Bullshit, the MVP voting was. However, that doesn't mean I hate both teams.

[Erebus]

Damn Suns.
Damn Heat.
Screw you. I got $50 from dem hot stuff.

[Devon C.]

Let's say you were forced to drive the Urkel Mobile for the rest of your life. How would you cope with having a ride like that?!

[hitokiri_]

Let's say you were forced to drive the Urkel Mobile for the rest of your life. How would you cope with having a ride like that?!


hey man. sup? good to see you back in the fold.

chicago got beat by miami. ha-ha!

[Super Samurai]

Damn Suns.
Damn Heat.

Hey, at least the Bulls got into the playoffs and have the #2 pick. These damn Knicks have nothing.

[Guts/Batman]

Hey, at least the Bulls got into the playoffs and have the #2 pick. These damn Knicks have nothing.

It's really funny. The year they desperately they need the help, they get the @2 pick in the lottery...

[KingEli]

It's really funny. The year they desperately they need the help, they get the @2 pick in the lottery...

God how I hate the Knicks............and I'm a New Yorker.

[Caswin]

"Alright [fluoride]. I don't like you, and you obviously don't like me.

SO LET'S DO THIS!" *Swish swish swish*

[Devon C.]

See, the Mavs just showed the Suns what happens when you mess with the natural order of things.

[Guts/Batman]

See, the Mavs just showed the Suns what happens when you mess with the natural order of things.

Heh...

Phoenix should have played Dallas in the second round...

[Devon C.]

Okay, if I'm not mistaken, Rocky Marciano was undefeated, right? Not even Joe Louis could stop 'im, right?

[Gordon Smith]

Okay, if I'm not mistaken, Rocky Marciano was undefeated, right?

I seem to recall that he never lost a single one of his 49 fights. Been a long while since I read his biography, though, so my memory might be playing me false on that one.

[Trulyures]

How do I delete my account on cbr?

[Gordon Smith]

How do I delete my account on cbr?

We don't ordinarily delete accounts on request, as you can see here (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3156718&postcount=87). You may leave your account as inactive as you want, for as long as you want and come back and start using it again later if that's what you decide to do.

[Super Samurai]

How do I delete my account on cbr?

Awww, you're leaving too:(

[Trulyures]

Awww, you're leaving too:(
apparently I can't. There's no such thing as been deleted. :)

[Super Samurai]

apparently I can't. There's no such thing as been deleted. :)

Well good, cus you always lighten the place up anyway.

[Anthony Johanson]

How do I delete my account on cbr?

Will you still be on SO?

[Trulyures]

Will you still be on SO?
I do come on SO every now and then so yea... I'll still be on here to check up stuff

[Trulyures]

Well good, cus you always lighten the place up anyway.
Well, thanks, but sometimes I need someone to lighten me up a little bit, but that never happens

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, thanks, but sometimes I need someone to lighten me up a little bit, but that never happens

Really, I'll cheer you up, or attempt to. What do you need to cheer up from?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Oh HELL no!


Tru's not leaving on my watch!



Perhaps my mad lyric copying skills can make her stay!



Artist : Sean Paul

Title : Temperature

Album : N/A

Genre : Hip Hop




Intro:
The gal dem Schillaci...Sean da Paul
So me give it to...so me give to...so me give it to...to all girls
Five million and forty naughty shorty...
Baby girl...all ma girlz... all ma girlz...Sean da Paul sey...

Chorus :
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!

Verse1:
Make I see the gal them bruk out pon the floor from you don't want no worthless performer
From you don't want no man wey can't turn you on gal make I see your hand them up on ya..
Can't tan pon it long.....naw eat no yam...no steam fish....nor no green banana
But down in Jamaica we give it to you hot like a sauna..

Chorus:
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!

Verse 2:
Bumper exposed and gal you got your chest out but you no wasters cause gal you "Empress" out
And if you des out a me you fi test out,Cause I got the remedy to make you de-stress out....
Me haffi flaunt it because me God Bless out...And girl if you want it you haffi confess out...
A no lie weh we need set speed a fi test the mattress out..

Chorus:
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!

Verse 3:
Gal don't say me crazy now, this Strangelove it a no Bridgette and Flava show..
Time fi a make baby now so stop gwaan like you a act shady yo...
Woman don't play me now, cause a no Fred Sanford nor Grady yo....
My lovin' is the way to go...my lovin' is the way to go.....

Chorus:
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!

Verse 4:
When you roll with a player like me...with a bredda like me girl there is no other
No need to talk it right here just park it right here keep it undercover
From me love how you fittin ya blouse and you fatin ya jeans and mi waan discover..
Everything out you baby girl can you hear when me utter...

Chorus:
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!

Verse 5:
Make I see the gal them bruk out pon
the floor from you don't want no worthless performer
From you don't want no man wey
can't turn you on gal make I see your hand them up on ya..
Can't tan pon it long.....naw eat no yam...
no steam fish....nor no green banana
But down in Jamaica we give it to you hot like a sauna...

Chorus:
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom...oh oh!
oh oh...
oh oh...
oh oh!

[Trulyures]

I don't like Sean Paul;)

[Tami]

Wow, I only just noticed that I went over 1000. Maybe I should devise a suitable way to celebrate this accomplishment. Need time, and sleep, to think about it. Good night everyone....

[Trulyures]

Wow, I only just noticed that I went over 1000. Maybe I should devise a suitable way to celebrate this accomplishment. Need time, and sleep, to think about it. Good night everyone....
Congrats Tami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'll have a party in your dreams ok, so don't forget the drinks;)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I don't like Sean Paul;)


.........Curses!


Well then, try this one from the opening song from Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex 2nd GIG!



I'm a soldier, meaning that I'm
Both the defendent and the judge
I'm standing on both sides of the fire
Going around turns, overtaking death and life
I'm running to fight with the shadow of a lie

No matter how many threads deception would weave
Truth will show its face of light

*Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute

pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed
please give me the strength to be the truth

people facing the fire together
if we don't, we'll lose all we have found

*Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

After a dream to the edge of a chasm
Only that way can the world be saved

Don't you cry,
Hide the tears,
Because a new day will start
Your fire
Will be heated
By thousands of hearts
But now get up
Hide the pain and fear far
The one who's right will win
Know that everything is in your hands

*Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

[Stretch Dude]

I don't like Sean Paul;)

Then perhaps the genius of the greatest rapper of this or any other generation? *ahem*

These peoples, these peoples,
These peoples tried to fade me...

[Chevan]

.........Curses!


Well then, try this one from the opening song from Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex 2nd GIG!


Mmmm. You don't know how much I love that song.

*awards Cleric several thousand awesome points*

[Gordon Smith]

21, eh? Welcome to the wonderful world of sane and sober adulthood. Or something.

*abolishes all television violence to enhance your viewing pleasure*

See, I even got you a present. :D

[Trulyures]

.........Curses!


Well then, try this one from the opening song from Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex 2nd GIG!



I'm a soldier, meaning that I'm
Both the defendent and the judge
I'm standing on both sides of the fire
Going around turns, overtaking death and life
I'm running to fight with the shadow of a lie

No matter how many threads deception would weave
Truth will show its face of light

*Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute

pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed
please give me the strength to be the truth

people facing the fire together
if we don't, we'll lose all we have found

*Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

After a dream to the edge of a chasm
Only that way can the world be saved

Don't you cry,
Hide the tears,
Because a new day will start
Your fire
Will be heated
By thousands of hearts
But now get up
Hide the pain and fear far
The one who's right will win
Know that everything is in your hands

*Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

YAY *claps* A song I am actually interested in^_^ Me happy:)

[Deathstroke]

Have a happy birthday!

[Devon C.]

You people know as much about good music as I do of nuclear physics.
Absolutely, positively, and certainly, nothing. Zilch, nada.

Sean Paul (:rolleyes: )...psh, you MUST be crazy...

[Devon C.]

Satchmo's Sweet Georgia Brown

No gal made has got a shade
On Sweet Georgia Brown,
Two Left Feet, oh, so neat,
Has Sweet Georgia Brown!
They all sigh, and want to Die,
For Sweet Georgia Brown!
I'll Tell You Just Why,
You Know I Don't Lie, Not Much:

It's Been Said She Knocks 'em Dead,
When She Lands In Town!
Since She Came, Why It's A Shame,
How She Cools Them Down!
Fellas She Can't Get
Must Be Fellas She Ain't Met!
Georgia Claimed Her, Georgia Named Her,
Sweet Georgia Brown!

No Gal Made Has Got A Shade
On Sweet Georgia Brown,
Two Left Feet, Oh, So Neat,
Has Sweet Georgia Brown!
They All Sigh, And Want To Die,
For Sweet Georgia Brown!
I'll Tell You Just Why,
You Know I Don't Lie; Not Much:

All Those Gifts Those Courters Give,
To Sweet Georgia Brown,
They Buy Clothes At Fashion Shows,
With One Dollar Down,
Oh, Boy! Tip Your Hat!
Oh, Joy! She's The Cat!
Who's That, Mister? 'tain't A Sister!
Sweet Georgia Brown!

Edit: If you're having trouble thinking of the melody, listen up: "Sweet Georgia Brown" is the themesong of the Harlem Globetrotters. If you don't know what that sounds like, I feel sorry for you.

[Ant Crown]

Ah our little badass king has grown up.

[Trulyures]

You people know as much about good music as I do of nuclear physics.
Absolutely, positively, and certainly, nothing. Zilch, nada.

Sean Paul (:rolleyes: )...psh, you MUST be crazy...
I don't like Sean Paul either weirdo:cool: ;)

[Stretch Dude]

Thank you all, though I have a special thanks for Gordon...

21, eh? Welcome to the wonderful world of sane and sober adulthood. Or something.

*abolishes all television violence to enhance your viewing pleasure*

See, I even got you a present. :D

*drops a giant anvil with a tiny "Thank You" card taped to it on Gordon's head*

:D

[Guts/Batman]

Heh...

Just a few days before mine...:D

Happy Birthday Stretch Armstrong...

[Stretch Dude]

Heh...

Just a few days before mine...:D

Happy Birthday Stretch Armstrong...

*defeats Vac-Man* Thank you!

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.hazzamon.co.uk//b3ta/stretch.gif

http://www.feelingretro.com/toy_img/stretch.jpg

Did you think that this wouldn't lead to eviling via Google Image Search?

[Super Samurai]

Happy Birthday! You're one of the craziest 21 yr olds I know.:D

[Ghost]

Happy birthday, Stretch. http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif

You rock! http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/horns.gif

[Eternal Torment]

Happy birthday Stretch! *fires a Touch-powered rocket at him* And goodbye!

[Ant Crown]

Happy birthday Stretch! *fires a Touch-powered rocket at him* And goodbye!
*Leaps into the Rocket's path*
My life is my gift.

[Eternal Torment]

*Leaps into the Rocket's path*
My life is my gift.

*Ant Crown gets hit and explodes*
Dammit! That rocket cost a fortune! I'll be back. *flies away while shooting at Stretch with dual uzis*

[Eternal Torment]

.........Curses!


Well then, try this one from the opening song from Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex 2nd GIG!



I'm a soldier, meaning that I'm
Both the defendent and the judge
I'm standing on both sides of the fire
Going around turns, overtaking death and life
I'm running to fight with the shadow of a lie

No matter how many threads deception would weave
Truth will show its face of light

*Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute

pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed
please give me the strength to be the truth

people facing the fire together
if we don't, we'll lose all we have found

*Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

After a dream to the edge of a chasm
Only that way can the world be saved

Don't you cry,
Hide the tears,
Because a new day will start
Your fire
Will be heated
By thousands of hearts
But now get up
Hide the pain and fear far
The one who's right will win
Know that everything is in your hands

*Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

How many lyrics do you know??!! Do you take requests?

[Guts/Batman]

Arghhhhh...lost of all of my comic scans and avatars!!!

[Eternal Torment]

Arghhhhh...lost of all of my comic scans and avatars!!!

You have my condolences.Lemme guess.....server crash?

[Anthony Johanson]

Arghhhhh...lost of all of my comic scans and avatars!!!

To put it lightly, that sucks.

[Guts/Batman]

You have my condolences.Lemme guess.....server crash?

Could have been. The...power went out a couple days ago.

But I think someone just tossed em.

[Guts/Batman]

To put it lightly, that sucks.

Indeed.

But I'm not going to rescan them. There were lots. Near 100...

[Tami]

Happy Birthday SD, just remember to enjoy it while you are still young enough to do so.

Just don't get carried away and take out too many of your enemies at one time (I know that's your birthday wish, you can't fool me ;) ). Remember that you might need them later on, to use a cannon fodder.

[Erebus]

Yo, Stretch-dawg, have a happy B-Dizzle. Word up! *gives chrome rims and a bootleg hentai dvd*

[Guts/Batman]

Here is my present to you Stretch...

http://boston.freeblog.hu/Files/fat%20women.jpg

And damn I found a better one but it's hosted by tripod...

[Guts/Batman]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/candy-tattoos/mike-tyson.jpg

And a tattoo like Tyson.

[Guts/Batman]

And a female wookie.

http://starwarslore.com/Files/FLO990735_R.jpg

I am possessed right now.

[Stretch Dude]

Thanks for the presents and compliments of my insanity, everyone! (And Ant Crown, lemme know when your birthday is so I can bring you back to life with Frankensteinian technology as my present to you.)

[Guts/Batman]

http://barefoot.provocateuse.com/images/photos/jean_claude_van_damme_02.jpg

You get Jean Claude Van Damme as well.

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.oedipusdick.com/O-Dick-w-midgets.jpg

And midgets!!!

[Len Ikari145]

And a female wookie.

http://starwarslore.com/Files/FLO990735_R.jpg

I am possessed right now.

By god, I'm in love.:D

And happy birthday Stretch, and many more *gives him the Overlord Mantle, Flonne and Etna*

Laharl: You bastard! Give me back my mantle and vassals! METEOR IMPACT!!!

Oh crap...*BOOM!*

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.kreweofbacchus.org/kandt/images/vandam.JPG

More Van Damme!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Yo, Stretch, I didn't know what to get you, so I got you this lucky wish star!

*hands him it*

Happy B-Day dude!

[Guts/Batman]

Yo, Stretch, I didn't know what to get you, so I got you this lucky wish star!

*hands him it*

Happy B-Day dude!

So simple. Yet so satisfying and necessary unlike my gifts...:D

[Guts/Batman]

http://images.apple.com/downloads/macosx/games/demos_updates/images/giants.jpg

You also get giants as well.

[Guts/Batman]

And Androids...

http://www.arts-letters.com/comic/images/robots1.gif

And damn did I see some good looking anydroids in hardcore 3some action. I can't post them...

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.candyfavorites.com/shop/images/jelly_bean_history.jpg

And jelly beans.

*Checks sanity* I'm going overboard aren't I?

[Stretch Dude]

Yo, Stretch, I didn't know what to get you, so I got you this lucky wish star!

*hands him it*

Happy B-Day dude!

Ooh, shiny. Now to decide what to wish for...

(And before anyone says anything about G/B, I actually enjoy his Google rampages.)

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.stvincent.ac.uk/Resources/EarthSci/Survive/images/crush.jpg

You get these cars as well.

[Guts/Batman]

(And before anyone says anything about G/B, I actually enjoy his Google rampages.)

:D

At least someone does.

And I loved this one.

http://www.kls2.com/~karl/random/like-a-rock.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

http://img.sportruck.com/forum/uploadedfiles/1-99193-NotaChevyad.jpg

And this truck.

[Anthony Johanson]

:D

At least someone does.

And I loved this one.

http://www.kls2.com/~karl/random/like-a-rock.jpg


*gasp* You steal bandwidth?!

[Guts/Batman]

And Teletubbies...

http://www.teletubbies.com/teletubbies.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

*gasp* You steal bandwidth?!

Constantly...

Damnit!!! This work better?

http://www.wellredusa.com/images/likearockonlydumber.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

And this horrendous pair...

http://blogs.indiewire.com/jamesisrael/archives/paris-hilton-nude03.jpg

[Anthony Johanson]

Constantly...

Damnit!!! This work better?

http://www.wellredusa.com/images/likearockonlydumber.jpg

Suddenly, I like your google sprees a lot more.:D

[Acecool]

Happy birthday. You make me feel old. I am twenty six.

[Guts/Batman]

Suddenly, I like your google sprees a lot more.:D

Heh...

That cracked the Hell out of me. I was hoping to find the truck hanging off the cliff but I found that one instead...

And you get this...

http://www.trulybadfilms.com/blog/archives/passion2.jpg

[Len Ikari145]

And this horrendous pair...

http://blogs.indiewire.com/jamesisrael/archives/paris-hilton-nude03.jpg

Ahhhhhh!!!! My eyes!! My BLEEPIN EYESSSSS!!!!!

[Guts/Batman]

And some asskissery...

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/vince-cmahon/vinceass2.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

Ahhhhhh!!!! My eyes!! My BLEEPIN EYESSSSS!!!!!

Google is evil...

The goggles are not enough.

And for more...

http://www.geocities.com/thezorrolegend/zorro1981.jpg

[Atomic Horror]

Woohoo! Happy B-Day, Stretch Dude!

[Guts/Batman]

Crap!

Ran out of randomness after "flamboyantly gay"...

[Guts/Batman]

Aha...

Type in "random pictures" and what do you get?

http://icculus.org/~chunky/images/random/glendatux.jpg

And...

http://www.lifestudent.com/photos/random/johnhunkedit7.jpg

[Gordon Smith]

Thank you all, though I have a special thanks for Gordon...



*drops a giant anvil with a tiny "Thank You" card taped to it on Gordon's head*

:D

That's the nicest present I have gotten in years!

[Trystenn]

Happy birthday my friend, i love you.

[Sean McClain]

And this horrendous pair...

http://blogs.indiewire.com/jamesisrael/archives/paris-hilton-nude03.jpg

Is it wrong to think that Pauly Shore can do better?

[Ant Crown]

Is it wrong to think that Pauly Shore can do better?
No it isn't.

[Stretch Dude]

Happy birthday my friend, i love you.

Uh...MONKEY OUTTA NOWHERE!! *a monkey suddenly appears; everyone stares at it while Stretch Dude escapes*

Smooooth...

[Ant Crown]

Thanks for the presents and compliments of my insanity, everyone! (And Ant Crown, lemme know when your birthday is so I can bring you back to life with Frankensteinian technology as my present to you.)
April 24...I turned 20 last month.

[Stretch Dude]

April 24...I turned 20 last month.

Well then! *goes back in time to April 20 and resurrects Ant Crown with Frankensteinian technology*

Wait...he's not dead not then. Hm...

*goes back in time to April 20, kills Ant Crown, then resurrects him with Frankensteinian technology*

[Ant Crown]

Well then! *goes back in time to April 20 and resurrects Ant Crown with Frankensteinian technology*

Wait...he's not dead not then. Hm...

*goes back in time to April 20, kills Ant Crown, then resurrects him with Frankensteinian technology*
Thanks for the regeneration. *Starts to pull himself back together.* Ah the life of a frankenstien with parts from different heroes like Wolverine.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday Stretch! :)



My present to you will be finished soon (I'm not done making it yet, okay?).

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Mmmm. You don't know how much I love that song.

*awards Cleric several thousand awesome points*

Or maybe I *do* know how much you like that song! :evilsmile






:D


*Stashes his awesome points away*.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

YAY *claps* A song I am actually interested in^_^ Me happy:)



Hazahh! I made Tru happy! :)




Glad you liked it.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

How many lyrics do you know??!! Do you take requests?



I know a couple lyrics.



And surea, I'll take requests. What song would you like?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Here's another song for Tru. It's from Fred Saberhagen's "Recluse Saga" of books.


Songs of Love, and Loss of Love

...down by the seashore,
where the waters foam white,
Hang your head over; hear the winds's flight.
The east wind loves sunshine,
And the west wind loves night.
The north blows alone, dear,
And I fear the light.
You've taken my heart, dear,
Beyond the winds' night.
The fires you have kindled
last longer than light.

...last longer than light, dear,
when the waters foam white;
Hang your head over; hear the wind's flight.
The fires you have kindled
Will last out my night.
Soon I will die, dear,
On the mountains' cold height.
The steel wind blows truth, dear,
Beyond my blade's might.

...beyond my blade's might, dear,
where the waters foam white;
Hang your head over; hear the wind's flight.
I told you the truth, dear,
Right from the start.
I wanted your love, dear,
With all of my heart.
Sometimes you hurt me,
And sometimes we fought,
But now that you've left me,
My life's been for naught.
My life's been for naught, dear,
when the waters foam white;
So hang your head over, and hear the wind's flight.
So hang your head over, and hear the wind's flight.

[buutenks]

Happy birthday stretch dude.

[Trulyures]

Happy Birthday Stretchy... mucho hugs* I laba you!!!

[Guts/Batman]

No it isn't.

Indeed...

I must say that I was looking for a Paris Hilton picture in general and was going to give something else but then I found that picture...

I love Google Image Search...

[Guts/Batman]

Just felt another rampage come on.

Even worse than my rampages in True Crime...

You get the cast of...

http://www.fyhome.com/shopping/images/wall/CompletelyKids/5815306_lg.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

And more and more...

http://www.petitionspot.com/uploads/9551-muppet-babies.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

And this product of the 90s...

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/seaquest.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.saczoo.com/3_kids/14_heat/images/hippos.jpg

And hippos!!!

[Eternal Torment]

I know a couple lyrics.



And sure, I'll take requests. What song would you like?

Any sappy or crappy song will do.I'm thinking about playing a mind-wrenchingly horrible prank on someone.

[Erebus]

Dah... so hot... 90 F outside. Need to... take off... pants....

[Anthony Johanson]

Dah... so hot... 90 F outside. Need to... take off... pants....

You think it's hot out there, you should see it up here!

[Tami]

You think it's hot out there, you should see it up here!

Has it reached 65 degrees already? :D

Reminds me of something I heard once, of how people in the more northern climes find it funny when those in the slightly more southern climes begin panicking over 1 inch of snow.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Has it reached 65 degrees already? :D

Reminds me of something I heard once, of how people in the more northern climes find it funny when those in the slightly more southern climes begin panicking over 1 inch of snow.



Yep, we sure do find it funny. :)


I'll admit to that.

[Chevan]

Has it reached 65 degrees already? :D

Reminds me of something I heard once, of how people in the more northern climes find it funny when those in the slightly more southern climes begin panicking over 1 inch of snow.

Hell, it's not even the southern areas. If NJ gets even a light dusting people clean the grocery stores out of bread and eggs.

[Anthony Johanson]

Has it reached 65 degrees already? :D

Reminds me of something I heard once, of how people in the more northern climes find it funny when those in the slightly more southern climes begin panicking over 1 inch of snow.

Actually, it hit around 39 °C (101-2 °F).

Though, about that, it is funny. I lived in Witchita,Kansas for about a year, even when it started snowing very lightly (I'm not sure if you could even call it snow), they closed down everything. When I came back to Toronto, it was snowing like crazy, nothing was closed down. So yeah, it is kinda funny.:D

[Stretch Dude]

Hell, it's not even the southern areas. If NJ gets even a light dusting people clean the grocery stores out of bread and eggs.

That's usually because the weather reports say we're going to get the Blizzard to End All Blizzards.

[Erebus]

Who's complaining if everything closes down? No school.

[Tami]

That's usually because the weather reports say we're going to get the Blizzard to End All Blizzards.

Which only lasts about four hours, over night, then the temp goes up past the melting point, resulting in a big slushy mess.

Actually, there have been a few big ones in the past, but it doesn't happen very often.

[Stretch Dude]

Which only lasts about four hours, over night, then the temp goes up past the melting point, resulting in a big slushy mess.

Actually, there have been a few big ones in the past, but it doesn't happen very often.

Yeah. New Jersey winters can be so disappointing.

[hitokiri_]

howdy?!?!?!

[Anthony Johanson]

howdy?!?!?!

Howdy Hit, how've you been?

[Devon C.]

You and I both know the Heat will deserve whatever they get coming to them, Hit.

[Erebus]

howdy?!?!?!
Yo, was crackin' dawg? Me and dem homies be talkin bout da weathizzle fo shizzle.

[hitokiri_]

You and I both know the Heat will deserve whatever they get coming to them, Hit.


a championship ring! harhar!

[hitokiri_]

Howdy Hit, how've you been?


im fine thank you. and how about you?

[hitokiri_]

Yo, was crackin' dawg? Me and dem homies be talkin bout da weathizzle fo shizzle.

word.........

[Super Samurai]

Hey Hit, hows life treatin ya?

[hitokiri_]

Hey Hit, hows life treatin ya?


im fine. really.

[Gordon Smith]

Yes, I do know that your birthday was yesterday and all, but that's not really important now, is it? What's a day here or there in the big scheme of things?

Now be happy and have fun, damn it. :D

[Ant Crown]

Happy birthday Goddamn Black Swordsman!:D

[T51R]

*From Cromartie High, in Maeda's voice* Happy birthday...Guts...happy birthday...to you!:D :D :D

[Oggy]

Hey Guts, happy B-day...or...belated B-day. Anyway, hope you had/have a good one.

[Eternal Torment]

Happy birthday! As a gift,I won't try to assassinate you like when I tried to kill Stretch Dude.

[Tami]

It's not how many Birthdays you have, it's how many Un-Birthdays you celebrate - that way you get more presents! :D

[Ant Crown]

Happy birthday! As a gift,I won't try to assassinate you like when I tried to kill Stretch Dude.
Now that I'm with Wolverine's Regen...I'll take this bullet.

[Anthony Johanson]

Happy Birthday Guts!.

*Brings gigantic cake with lucky wish star on top*

[Stretch Dude]

Happy birthday, Guts!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy B-Day Guts!


*Throws a pie at him*.



:)

[Dalak]

*Makes a cake shaped like the Dragon Slayer Sword with frosting Batman symbols running down the blade*

[T51R]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/MechaniX_034/Azumanga-floating-corpuscopy.jpg

:D :D :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Come on people!


Alright, that's it. When I get back from Church, I am so going on a posting blitz to get this moving again!

[Eternal Torment]

Come on people!


Alright, that's it. When I get back from Church, I am so going on a posting blitz to get this moving again!

You're Christian?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

You're Christian?


Yes, yes I am.


Ironically, that's my name as well. :D


So yes to both regards.

[Super Samurai]

Yes, yes I am.


Ironically, that's my name as well. :D


So yes to both regards.

That's right, Christians rock!

[Eternal Torment]

Yes, yes I am.


Ironically, that's my name as well. :D


So yes to both regards.

Strangely enough,I know another guy named Christian that is also a Christian.You wouldn't happen to like Blue Rodeo?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

That's right, Christians rock!


Indeed we do. :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Strangely enough,I know another guy named Christian that is also a Christian.You wouldn't happen to like Blue Rodeo?



Not sure.


What's Blue Rodeo?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
By Order of the Author
- Mark Twain, "Tom Sawyer"

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

To know is nothing at all. To imagine is everything.
-Anatole France 1844-1924

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The only thing necessary for the triumph of Evil is for Good men to do nothing.
-Edmund Burke

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
-Ghandi



When I want to read a novel, I'll write one.
-Benjamin Disraeli

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
-- Frank Herbert's Bene-Gesserit Litany against Fear.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

All you need is love.
All you get is TV.
-Chesh the Cat



"No one can go back and make a brand new start.
Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending."
-Tom Brummet

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"We'll all be RICH! AS RICH AS NAZIS!"
-Byron during Kneverwave



"YeAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
-Howard Dean, US Presidential Canadate 2004

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Shadow: "Hey...say 'Nevermore.'"
Crow: "F*ck you!"
-American Gods







For Mythology buffs, this is a pretty good book.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Now...what's wrong? Only two of your legs are ripped off...Summon your beasts! Transform your body! Regenerate your legs and get the hell up! Pick up that gun and fight back! Come on, the night has just begun. The fun has yet to begin. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry, hurry hurry HURRY HURRY!!!
-Alucard

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music."
~Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Love is thicker than most bodily membranes... but not quite as sticky."
~The Tick

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Shadowy board leader: That riot was unacceptable!
Scudworth: Unacceptable!? Did you see the pool? They flipped the b*tch!
-Clone High-

[Devon C.]

Man, that Celebrity Deathmatch show is a guilty pleasure. I just finished watching the Shakespeare vs. Busta Rhymes match. The ending was waaaay out.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

(I'll tell you all about sluggling later, Whateley. Pointless, though. You lack wnaisngh'ang. Although perhaps badminton equipment would do almost as well.)
-Cthulhu - Neil Gaiman's I Cthulhu

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"See, it's not the blood you spill that gets you what you want, it's the blood you share! Your friends, your family, your community! These are the most valuable things a man can share!" - Before Dishonor

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly."
-Neil Gaiman

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Beyond these thin hide walls
a child sits, before her on worn silk
a Deck is arrayed.
She cannot yet speak
and the scenes before her
she's never before seen in this life.
The child gazes upon a lone card
named Obelisk, the stone grey
she can feel its roughness in her mind.
Obelisk stands buried in a grassy knoll
like a knuckle protruded
from the earth, past and future.
This child's eyes are wide
with terror, for cracks have appeared
in the stone of stones and she knows
the shattering is begun.
-Silverfox, Steven Erikson

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"I want a new planet to live on. A bunch of assholes broke mine."
- Logan DeAngelis



"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
- Unknown

[Super Samurai]

Man, that Celebrity Deathmatch show is a guilty pleasure. I just finished watching the Shakespeare vs. Busta Rhymes match. The ending was waaaay out.

I wish I could still watch it.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.
- Boswell's Life of Johnson

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

'But I don't want to be among mad people', said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that.' Said the Cat. 'Here we are all mad! I'm mad! You're Mad!' - 'How do you know I'm mad?' Said Alice. 'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here!'
Lewis Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"I'm going to stab you now." -- "Fair enough"
-Penny Arcade

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
-Albert Einstein

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"A song is good."
-Kaoru Nagisa-



A pig who doesn't fly is just an ordinary pig.
-Porco Rosso



Dreamers often take steps forward...
They just sleepwalk back again.
-Unknown

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I do know that for the sympathy of one living
being, I would make peace with all. I have love in
me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and
rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I
cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other
-The Creature, Frankenstein.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Come away, now. Climb onto the wind. It is a swift and frightening steed, but
there are leagues and leagues before us.
-Prelude, Shadowmarch by Tad Williams

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

We are the music makers.
We are the dreamers of dreams.
Wandering by lone sea breakers.
Sitting by desolate streams.
World losers and world forsakers on whom the pale moon gleams.
And yet we are the movers and the shakers of the world forever
it seems
-Arthur Shaungenssy:

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

What about reality, you ask? Well, as far as Im concerned, reality can go take a flying f*ck at a rolling dough-nut.
-Stephen King.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

It takes only a minute to get a
crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to
love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
- UnKnown

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The greatest weakness of most
humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love
them while they're alive.
- O.A. Battista

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Things need not have happened to be true.
Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths
that will endure when mere facts are dust
and ashes, and forgot."
-Dream, "Sandman"

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Out of the night that covers me
Black as the Pit from pole to pole
I thank whatever gods maybe
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the horror of the shade
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate
How charged with punishment the scroll
I am the Master of my fate
I am the Captain of my soul.

-- William Earnest Henley

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"I'd give you my pity...
but I save that for retards."
-Friend #1, The Thin H Line, issue 43






"Those...were shitty last words."
-Ealf, PSDF "Aggression"

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Cherry blossoms in the Spring, and starry skies in the Summer.
The Autumn brings the full moon. The Winter brings the snow.
These things make Sake taste good. If you don't like Sake,
then there is something wrong inside of you.
Someday you will understand how to taste it.
Then, we will enjoy it together.
-Hiko Seijuurou

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Hopeless romantics are only hopeless in the
eyes of those who don't believe in romance."
-Anonymous

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"You'll never see the stars if you are always
looking down." -Source Unknown




Speak of me good, speak of me bad, but speak of me.
-Unknown

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The strong individual loves the earth so much he lusts for recurrence.
He can smile in the face of the most terrible thought: meaningless,
aimless existence recurring eternally. The second characteristic of
such a man is that he has the strength to recognize -- and to live with
the recognition -- that the world is valueless in itself and that all values
are human ones. He creates himself by fashioning his own values;
he has the pride to live by the values he wills.
- Nietzsche

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The year's at the spring
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn;
God's in his heaven--
All's right with the world.
-"Pippa's Song" by Browning.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Just off the border of your Waking Mind
There lies another time
Where Darkness and Light are One
And as you tread the halls of Sanity
You feel so glad that to be
unable to go beyond.
-Twilight, E.L.O.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Life sucks. Get a f*cking helmet.
-Sheldon Noble




Fame is something which must be won;
honor is something which must not be lost.
-Schopenhauer




"Be careful, lest in banishing your demons, you banish the best thing
within you."
-Nietzsche

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, cake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labor! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do?
-Kikuchiyo, Seven Samurai

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"To be is to do" --Socrates.
"To do is to be" --Jean-Paul Sartre.
"Do be do be do" --Frank Sinatra.
"Waugh" --Master.






Self destruction might be the answer.
-'Fight Club' DVD insert quote

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Make a hairbredth difference and heaven and earth are set apart;
if you want the truth to stand clear before you, never be for or against.
The struggle between "for" and "against" is the mind's worst disease.
-Bruce Lee "Tao of Jeet Kune Do"

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

No, this is the great Theater Of Life. Admission is free but the taxation is mortal.
You come when you can and leave when you must. The show is continuous. Good-Night.
-Robertson Davies (1913-1995)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Oro!?!"
-Kenshin-Sama

[Chevan]

That's usually because the weather reports say we're going to get the Blizzard to End All Blizzards.

True. We really need to stop listening to weather reporters as far as snow goes.


Which only lasts about four hours, over night, then the temp goes up past the melting point, resulting in a big slushy mess.

Actually, there have been a few big ones in the past, but it doesn't happen very often.

Was the last one that big one in '96 (or thereabouts)? Or was there a later one? I can't seem to remember anything really good since then.

I had high hopes for this last winter, but we got what? 4 inches total?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

We have not inherited the earth from our parents, we've borrowed it from our children.
-Unknown

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

.. But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so far as
we can tell. If intelligent people invested intense energy in issues
that now seem foolish to us, then the failure lies in our understanding
of their world, not in their distorted perceptions. Even the standard
example of ancient nonsense -- the debate about angels on pinheads --
makes sense once you realize that theologians were not discussing
whether five or eighteen would fit, but whether a pin could house a
finite or an infinite number.
-- S. J. Gould, "Wide Hats and Narrow Minds"

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
-Akira Kurosawa




"The spirit realm: A realm where the source of good and evil reside,
both constantly conflicting with each other, yet are still dependant on each other."
-Sheldon Noble




Jules fromPulp Fiction:
"Sewer Rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy muthafucka!"

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"The voters have spoken, the bastards..."
-- unknown




Get busy living or get busy dying. That's goddamn right.
-Red, The Shawshank Redemption




To be is to Program.
-Unknown

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"In the end, there's still the Word, everywhere...
In Heaven and it's Angels, the Earth and Stars,
even in the darkest part of the Human Soul
It was there where it burned brightest.
And for a moment, I was blinded..."

-Christopher Walken: Gabriel, "The Prophecy III"

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Eleventh Law of Acoustics:
In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between
frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they
are all merely transforms of one another. This combined with
minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct
compensation for non-linear passive crossover network loading can
lead to a significant decrease in system resolution lost. However,
of course, this all means jack when you listen to Pink Floyd.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Nobody suffers the pain of birth or the anguish of loving a child in order for presidents to make wars, for governments to feed on the substance of their people, for insurance companies to cheat the young and rob the old.
-- Lewis Lapham

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz




I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner





When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will
your worst dreams.
--Newman's Discovery:





Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
- Confucius





Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The adjuration to be "normal" seems shockingly repellent to me; I see neither hope nor comfort in sinking to that low level. I think it is ignorance that makes people think of abnormality only with horror and allows them to remain undismayed at the proximity of "normal" to average and mediocre. For surely anyone who achieves anything is, essentially, abnormal.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger, "The Human Mind", 1930

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him; nor out of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be equal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart that he might love her.
-- Henry

[Chevan]

Well, since this seems to be quote hour, I've dug out my copy of Time Enough For Love. Heinlein = <3

"The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: 'Of course it is none of my business but-' is to place a period after the word 'but.' Don't use excessive force in supplying such moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about."

"A 'practical joker' deserves applause for his wit according to its quality. Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling. But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest."

"If 'everybody knows' such-and-such, then it ain't so, by at least ten thousand to one."

"Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other 'sins' are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid.)"

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Though they go mad,
they shall be sane
Though they sink through
the sea, they shall rise again
Though lovers be lost,
love shall not
And death shall have no dominion.
~Dylan Thomas

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Charlie Brown: Why was I put on this earth?
Linus: To make others happy.
Charlie Brown: Why were others put on this earth?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

It will be generally found that those who sneer habitually at human nature and affect to despise it, are among its worst and least pleasant examples.
-- Charles Dickens

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"I guess I'm just an old-fashioned sentimentalist at heart. I refuse
to accept a no-win scenario. I hate the thought of a universe without
justice. If the maneuverings of dark powers can't be exposed and
defeated by the pure of heart, then there's no point in anything. I
can't believe that."
-- Benjamin Hutchins

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Great empires of the future will be empires of the Mind"
-Winston Churchill




"Work as if you don't need the money,
love as if you were never hurt before,
and dance as if no one is watching."
-Author Unknown




“Without struggle there is no progress.”
-Frederick Douglass

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

To Earth, To Earth All That Swims
To Earth, To Earth All That Flies
I Need The Fish To Carry My Crown
I Need The Birds To Speak To The Crowd
-Paul Eluard

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning."
-Albert Einstein

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

“We are not enemies, but friends. We must NOT be enemies. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield, and patriot grave, to every living heart and hearthstone, all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.”
-Abraham Lincoln.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

He who overcomes
will be dressed in white,
and I will not take his
name from the book of life;
and I will give witness to his name before my Father,
and before his angels.
- Revelations 3:5

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings
Where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws
No more money, no more fancy dress
This other Kingdom seems by far the best
until its other jaw reveals incest
& loose obedience to a vegetable law
I will not go
Prefer a Feast of Friends
To the Giant Family. "
-Jim Morrison

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I hold this to be the highest task of a bond between two people:
that each should stand guard over the solitude of the other.
-Rainer Maria Rilke


"Military glory-the attractive rainbow that rises in showers of blood."
-Abraham Lincoln (1809-65), U.S. president.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts."
- Samuel Johnson



"First you take a drink, and then the drink takes a drink...and then the drink takes you."
- F. Scott Fitzgerald



"Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is the one trick--rational thinking-- but when you're good and crazy, the sky is the limit!"
-The Tick

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

“Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow -- whether there is a market for it or not! The kick of creation is the act of creating, not anything that happens afterward. I would tell all of you watching this screen: Before you go to bed, write a four line poem. Make it as good as you can. Don't show it to anybody. Put it where nobody will find it. And you will discover that you have your reward."
-Kurt Vonnegut

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

“Those scared of the dark have never seen what the light can do”
-"Lightning Bolt", Magic the Gathering


"Everybody is a book of blood;
Wherever we're opened,
We're red."
-Clive Barker

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
-Dr Evil.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to SUFFERING..."
- Yoda

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects but endless fire."
--Saul Bellow, Henderson the Rain King

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Love is the hardest habit to break and the most difficult to
satisfy." - Drew Barrymore





"This writing business. Pencils and whatnot. Overrated, if you ask me."
-Winnie the Pooh

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Make me mad.
Make me sad.
Make me feel.
Alright?
-Serial Experiments Lain

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"I am not a gun."
-The Iron Giant



“I am not your doll.”
-Rei Ayanami, End of Evangelion.


“Baka Shinji!”
-Asuka

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Serving is an art practiced by the Supreme Being Himself.
God serves Man But is not a Servant of Man."
-Uncle Leo "Life is Beautiful"

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Look, you can't lay all that on my shoulders. Don't you know how much this place stinks? Don't you know what it's like to stand day after day in blood? In the blood of children? I hate this place. And if I can't stand up to it to your satisfaction, then... then the hell with it. How dare you? The hell with your Iowa naivete, and the hell with your hero worship and your teddy bear, and while you're at it, the hell with you! Why don't you grow up for crying out loud? I'm not here for you to admire. I'm here to pull bodies out of a sausage grinder, if possible without going crazy. Period."
-Hawkeye Pierce

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Khattam-Shud," he said slowly, "is the Arch-Enemy
of all Stories, even of Language itself. He is the Prince of
Silence and the Foe of Speech. And because everything ends,
because dreams end, stories end, life ends, at the finish
of everything we use his name. 'It's finished,' we tell one
another, 'it's over. Khattam-Shud: The End.'"

-excerpted from Haroun and the Sea of Stories,

[The Dog]

This isn't even close to the hardships that was faced by Hellsing's first leader, a century ago. No matter how much the artificial Junk vampires gain strength, or close in on us by force, even the ashes of the Hellsing family shall not budge! The monsters who have entered into this mansion, that was built on this glorious land, with no exceptions, shall all be burned in the fiery depths of Hell!

-- Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed we do. :D

Those of us who don't use their beliefs to justify their stupidity and hatred, anyway.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Those of us who don't use their beliefs to justify their stupidity and hatred, anyway.



Well, that goes without saying.

[yeoman]

"There comes a time in a mans life where enough is enough. When you've pushed him past his limit. Where he just has to stand up for yourself and kick someone in the junk. There are other times when you just what to cheese fries and a shake" ~The Yeo.

[Tami]

"It's lonely at the top, so why bother?" -anonymous

[Eternal Torment]

This isn't even close to the hardships that was faced by Hellsing's first leader, a century ago. No matter how much the artificial Junk vampires gain strength, or close in on us by force, even the ashes of the Hellsing family shall not budge! The monsters who have entered into this mansion, that was built on this glorious land, with no exceptions, shall all be burned in the fiery depths of Hell!

-- Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

Oh,can you do the Major's "I Love Var" speech? IIRC,it's in volume 4.

[Trulyures]

Just here to say LUV YA ALL:)
~Laterz~

[Chevan]

This isn't even close to the hardships that was faced by Hellsing's first leader, a century ago. No matter how much the artificial Junk vampires gain strength, or close in on us by force, even the ashes of the Hellsing family shall not budge! The monsters who have entered into this mansion, that was built on this glorious land, with no exceptions, shall all be burned in the fiery depths of Hell!

-- Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

Mmmmm... Hellsing.

Here's the beginning of Volume 6.

THE SOLDIERS LINE UP AND MARCH DOWN THE ROAD TO WAGE WAR UPON A DISTANT ENEMY.
THEY KEEP MARCHING ON JUST SO THEY CAN DIE IN THIS TIME GONE MAD.
WHO KNOWS WHY THOUGH THE DEPTHS OF THEIR HEARTS ARE SO TOTALLY DARK NOTHING CAN BE SEEN.
THEY STAND IN A WIND-BLOWN FIELD COUNTING THE NUMBER OF CORPSES.
IN THE PLAZA THE SOLDIERS ARE DANCING IN A CIRCLE BUT THEY HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT.
TO MAKE THEIR EXCAPE TO PROLONG THE LENGTH OF THEIR LIVES THEY WATCH HOW THE ROTTEN SHADOW FROM THE CLOCK TOWER AT THE END OF THE WORLD FALLS ACROSS THE RED FIELD.
ARM IN ARM IN ARM IN ARM THEY'RE WATCHING AND LAUGHING.
THE SOLDIERS LINE UP AND MARCH DOWN THE ROAD TO WAGE WAR UPON A DISTANT ENEMY.
THEY KEEP MARCHING ON JUST SO THEY CAN DIE IN THIS TIME GONE MAD.
THEY KEEP MARCHING ON.
THEY KEEP MARCHING ON.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Yarva Demonicus Etrigan.
Change, change the form of man.
Free the prince forever damned.
Free the might from fleshy mire.
Boil the blood in heart of fire.
Gone, gone the form of man,
Rise the demon Etrigan!

[Guts/Batman]

My Spawn/Batman avatar lasted all of 18 hours or so...

Heh. Not the shortest yet though.

[Devon C.]

Yeah, haha! Now what, Phoenix? NOW WHAT, HUH? Yeah, baby, Dallas all the way!

[Super Samurai]

Yeah, haha! Now what, Phoenix? NOW WHAT, HUH? Yeah, baby, Dallas all the way!

Well Devon, expect Pheonix to come back next season with a healthy Kurt Thomas and Amare Stoudemire. Then thye're really gonna be on fire.

[hitokiri_]

Indeed we do. :D


you, me, him, truly, tryss. so far, those are the only christians i know in this board.

[Trulyures]

you, me, him, truly, tryss. so far, those are the only christians i know in this board.
*HUgs* I missed ya

[hitokiri_]

*HUgs* I missed ya


:D

hows life?

[The MunchKING]

you, me, him, truly, tryss. so far, those are the only christians i know in this board.
What am I, Buddist?

Maybe Ancient Greek?

Ooooh, Norse Had some cool ones.

[Trulyures]

:D

hows life?
Life is pretty confusing, but Hey God is good;):p What about you and girlfriend?

[Trulyures]

What am I, Buddist?

Maybe Ancient Greek?

Ooooh, Norse Had some cool ones.
You're Christian too Munch?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

you, me, him, truly, tryss. so far, those are the only christians i know in this board.



I'm pretty sure Anthony Johanson, The Dog, Sarc, Corey, and Nemo are.




.....I think.



Oh, and Hi Tru !:)

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm pretty sure Anthony Johanson, The Dog, Sarc, Corey, and Nemo are.




.....I think.



Oh, and Hi Tru !:)

Yep, I'm Christian.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Yep, I'm Christian.


*High fives Anthony*. :)


If you don't mind me asking, what kind of Christian? Lutheran? Catholic? Baptist?

[Anthony Johanson]

*High fives Anthony*. :)


If you don't mind me asking, what kind of Christian? Lutheran? Catholic? Baptist?

I'm Catholic.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I'm Catholic.



Coolness. :)


I'm LDS (Mormon, by another name) myself.

[Anthony Johanson]

Coolness. :)


I'm LDS (Mormon, by another name) myself.

Cool.:)

In other news, looks like I'm getting hammered in Character Creation this round. All is as it should be.:)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Cool.:)

In other news, looks like I'm getting hammered in Character Creation this round. All is as it should be.:)


Sorry man, I just really think I've got your team beat this round. :o


Remember, it is a two round elemination though.

[Anthony Johanson]

Sorry man, I just really think I've got your team beat this round. :o


Remember, it is a two round elemination though.

Well, your team was the team I was worried about facing, despite the fact that 3 of my characters wouldn't be effected by Mr.Null. *sigh* I'd think I would have a eek out a win in a more favorable scenario. Though, thank you for the good match.:D

[yeoman]

Coolness. :)


I'm LDS (Mormon, by another name) myself.

I'm a Yeotologist. We don't have many beliefs. Mostly it's a scam. Without the mostly. Really it's just about sending The Yeo money.