Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Eternal Torment]

I ate a big chunk of chicken.

[Trulyures]

I ate a big chunk of chicken.
I was going to eat chicken, but my cousins and I were debating on what to eat, turned out pizza and bread sticks was the winner oh, not to forget the apple cider:)

[Anthony Johanson]

I was going to eat chicken, but my cousins and I were debating on what to eat, turned out pizza and bread sticks was the winner oh, not to forget the apple cider:)

Apple Cider...lucky.

[Trulyures]

Apple Cider...lucky.
yea, that's stuff is soooooo good. Happens once in a blue moon though.

[Anthony Johanson]

yea, that's stuff is soooooo good. Happens once in a blue moon though.

I think the last time I had it was two years ago.

[hitokiri_]

Well, that and... Cake!

*Hits Truly in the face with chocolate cake*

And here's the ice cream.

*Calmly hands it to her*


i miss the random nonsensical violence here.

[Stretch Dude]

i miss the random nonsensical violence here.

*beats Hitokiri senseless with an ocelot*

[Eternal Torment]

*beats Hitokiri senseless with an ocelot*

*shoots Stretch Dude with a nailgun*

[The Drunkard Kid]

Merry Christmas, Tami. I figure that, if I'm gonna give belated tidings, it may as well be *really* belated.

I hope you enjoy this nuclear fruitcake. It's like regular fruitcake, except slightly safer to eat.

[Stretch Dude]

*shoots Stretch Dude with a nailgun*

*slices off Eternal Torment's limbs with a butter knife*

[Guts/Batman]

I was too low on energy to cook today...

So as a substitute I have eaten A few pieces of Provolone cheese and now eating out of my pail of Cookies and Cream ice cream...

[Super Samurai]

I was too low on energy to cook today...

So as a substitute I have eaten A few pieces of Provolone cheese and now eating out of my pail of Cookies and Cream ice cream...

I do that too, except I eat Neopolitan.

[Guts/Batman]

I do that too, except I eat Neopolitan.

Heh...

I had that a month ago or so. I rotate what ice creams I eat. Blue Bunny Strawberry Revel, Mint Bon Bon, Cookies n' Cream, Vanilla, Chocolate Vanilla, Orange Blossom....

[Stretch Dude]

Heh...

I had that a month ago or so. I rotate what ice creams I eat. Blue Bunny Strawberry Revel, Mint Bon Bon, Cookies n' Cream, Vanilla, Chocolate Vanilla, Orange Blossom....

I likes me some Chocolate Chip.

[Stretch Dude]

*stirs up the orchestra in a performance of "Pizza Power"*

*cues the thousands of massively-endowed dancing girls*

*steps up to the podium and clears his throat*

*ahem*

5000 POSTS!! BOOYAH, BITCHES!!

*gives a dancing girl to everyone in the audience*

[Trulyures]

*stirs up the orchestra in a performance of "Pizza Power"*

*cues the thousands of massively-endowed dancing girls*

*steps up to the podium and clears his throat*

*ahem*

5000 POSTS!! BOOYAH, BITCHES!!

*gives a dancing girl to everyone in the audience*
Ummmm....... you must be blond because that was definitely not the 5000 post *slaps in the back of head*;) :D

[Guts/Batman]

*stirs up the orchestra in a performance of "Pizza Power"*

*cues the thousands of massively-endowed dancing girls*

*steps up to the podium and clears his throat*

*ahem*

5000 POSTS!! BOOYAH, BITCHES!!

*gives a dancing girl to everyone in the audience*

Yay!!! What I always wanted!!! A dancing girl. Does she come in color naked?

[Tami]

Yay!!! What I always wanted!!! A dancing girl. Does she come in color naked?

Would this one do? www.jackgregory.com/ images/Miss%20Piggy-th.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

Would this one do? www.jackgregory.com/ images/Miss%20Piggy-th.jpg

Heh...

I walked into that one with my avatar. As Paris Hilton would say..."She's hot."

[Tami]

[Shameless Self-Promoting]

Final call, anyone else want to enter my first Yeo-style team tourney?

[Trulyures]

Tami I love your avatar, it makes me want to pich those cheeks:p

[Stretch Dude]

Ummmm....... you must be blond because that was definitely not the 5000 post *slaps in the back of head*;) :D

Check my count, Truly. :D

[Trulyures]

Check my count, Truly. :D
hehehehehe...:o jk I knew that, really I did.....lol:p
I thought you were talking about the post on the forum not the actual post..
whoops^_^;

[Super Samurai]

*Struggles up*

Must...reach...5000...so...the...thread...will...r eset.

[Trulyures]

seriously....... I want this to reset already..... It's dieing so horribly

[Stretch Dude]

seriously....... I want this to reset already..... It's dieing so horribly

Even if we reset it, the next thread will be stillborn.

[Anthony Johanson]

seriously....... I want this to reset already..... It's dieing so horribly

I'm pretty sure we know the cause of that.

[Trulyures]

I'm pretty sure we know the cause of that.
Yes, we all do...
It's funny because on the other forum, Munch went card crazy...lol

[Super Samurai]

As of right now I'm eating Cocoa Pebbles.

That is all.

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, we all do...
It's funny because on the other forum, Munch went card crazy...lol

Heh...

You just reminded me to check the progress of Munchy's forum...:D

[Stretch Dude]

As of right now I'm eating Cocoa Pebbles.

That is all.

Yabba-dabba-doo, my brother.

[Guts/Batman]

I just got done eating some of my ice cream...

After some tacos. I could eat about 12 tacos before I could get full.

[Sean McClain]

I just got done with a pot roast, green beans, mashed potatoes, and about five or six biscuits with heavy gravy.

[Guts/Batman]

I just got done with a pot roast, green beans, mashed potatoes, and about five or six biscuits with heavy gravy.

*Is jealous*

[Sean McClain]

*Is jealous*
*feeds off of residual jealousy, using it to cast 'Upside Yo' Head With a Wrench' on some unsuspecting poster*

[Eternal Torment]

*feeds off of residual jealousy, using it to cast 'Upside Yo' Head With a Wrench' on some unsuspecting poster*

*casts antimagic field* I'm suspecting!You better not cast that on me.*shoots at random people*

[Gordon Smith]

...that pretending to be banned by putting ''banned'' in your user title isn't a good idea. It's misleading and stirs people up for no reason. Please don't do this since it could be grounds for temporary actual banning. I would strongly suggest to everyone that they not do this in future. Thank you.

[Sean McClain]

*casts antimagic field* I'm suspecting!You better not cast that on me.*shoots at random people*
Are you a random person?

For a random person would galp in pain at the collision of the mystic wrench that douses their fighting burn.

[Eternal Torment]

Are you a random person?

For a random person would galp in pain at the collision of the mystic wrench that douses their fighting burn.

No.I just happen to schedule my randomness.And a wrench?Depends if it's a monkey wrench or not.If it is a monkey wrench,it would hurt more.

[Sean McClain]

No.I just happen to schedule my randomness.And a wrench?Depends if it's a monkey wrench or not.If it is a monkey wrench,it would hurt more.
Then you are not truly random, as yours is pasteurized and scheduled. To be truly random you have to act on completely no sense all the time.

And where exactly am I supposed to find a monkey to fuse with a wrench so that the smelly monkey-poo wrench can collide with a random face?

[Eternal Torment]

Then you are not truly random, as yours is pasteurized and scheduled. To be truly random you have to act on completely no sense all the time.

And where exactly am I supposed to find a monkey to fuse with a wrench so that the smelly monkey-poo wrench can collide with a random face?

I was shooting at other people.And go to the zoo.A poo covered wrench will hurt more than a normal wrench.Those people who have been hit by one or more of those can agree.

[Sean McClain]

I was shooting at other people.And go to the zoo.A poo covered wrench will hurt more than a normal wrench.Those people who have been hit by one or more of those can agree.
Heh heh, you didn't say heinie.

*sprays crowd with toxic waste on the command of Louie the Lightbug*

[Tommy]

Well since no one else seems to care about it...

Where do you think I should make my 6,666th post?

[Super Samurai]

Well since no one else seems to care about it...

Where do you think I should make my 6,666th post?

Maybe start an evil new thread?

[Trulyures]

We should, then that way, there will be no such thing as a good person. I say for someone will make a thread like that. I'll actually "pretend" I'm a bad person.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

MunchKING and Wonder Bebs, marital dispute................



http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9091/drinkingmidnightwine5de.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Tami]

Hi everyone, anything interesting going on here?

[Guts/Batman]

Hi everyone, anything interesting going on here?

Not here...

We're Jibberishing and all that fun stuff at Munchy's forum. :D

[Guts/Batman]

Lost my avatars...damnit.

Someone threw away the folder, oh well...Most were one time shots. Anyone like my new avatar?

[Super Samurai]

Eh, this place needs to be energized a bit.

*Fills entire space with chocolate and vanilla ice cream*

There that should do it.

[Guts/Batman]

Nahhhh...That's just empty calories.

[Eternal Torment]

Nahhhh...That's just empty calories.

So what? It's not like we're eating it. *sprays ice cream with cyanide*

[Guts/Batman]

So what? It's not like we're eating it. *sprays ice cream with cyanide*

You should have typed that last bit in the quote box color...

[Eternal Torment]

You should have typed that last bit in the quote box color...

Now everyone knows!!! Curse my lack of foresight! *sprays food with arsenic*

[Erebus]

Lost my avatars...damnit.

Someone threw away the folder, oh well...Most were one time shots. Anyone like my new avatar?
Is there anyone else who thought the 2 Dimensional badly written Superfriends Wonder Woman was hot as hell? Of course, I was just going through puberty at the time, so...

[Super Samurai]

Everybody, don't forget it's Mother's day tomorrow.

[Guts/Batman]

2 days and I'm already thinking of getting a new avatar. Something...a good celebratory one...

Or Pedro from Major League.

[Caswin]

[Snipped]

Caswin, last King standing.A few days ago - a week? - I decided to leave the forum because CBUB had appeared in my dreams - provoking concern about the fact that, well, CBUB invaded my freaking dreams - and on further reflection was drawing an uncomfortable amount of time from my schedule.

Congratulations, Mr. Cleric, I believe you've convinced me to return. You win my 1000th post.

[Erebus]

Hey, does anyone ever wonder if there's a parallel universe thats just like this one, exept everyone has a mustache?

[Guts/Batman]

Hey, does anyone ever wonder if there's a parallel universe thats just like this one, exept everyone has a mustache?

And afros...

[Anthony Johanson]

And afros...

I believe that was called the streotypical 70's.

[Caswin]

Hey, does anyone ever wonder if there's a parallel universe thats just like this one, exept everyone has a mustache?And afros...*CoughcoughBoBoBoBcoughoBocoughBoBocoughBc ougho...*

[Guts/Batman]

I believe that was called the streotypical 70's.

Indeed...

How about Halfrullets?:D

[Guts/Batman]

*The party prepared, the prizes lined up as everybody in the Omniverse comes in ready to party down with the CBR and SO crew for 20,000 has been reached*

Relax, my party will not include what my avatar is...

[Anthony Johanson]

*The party prepared, the prizes lined up as everybody in the Omniverse comes in ready to party down with the CBR and SO crew for 20,000 has been reached*

Relax, my party will not include what my avatar is...

Goodie, you remembered. and I thought I'd have to use my keyblade...

[Guts/Batman]

Goodie, you remembered. and I thought I'd have to use my keyblade...

Indeed. I've been counting down since about 19,800...

I've been managing my posts, just so I could hit 20,000 on this thread...:D

[Anthony Johanson]

Indeed. I've been counting down since about 19,800...

I've been managing my posts, just so I could hit 20,000 on this thread...:D

Nice....

Might want to throw your party on SO though.

[Guts/Batman]

Nice....

Might want to throw your party on SO though.

Yea...I'll make a post here shortly on it.

[Gordon Smith]

*The party prepared, the prizes lined up as everybody in the Omniverse comes in ready to party down with the CBR and SO crew for 20,000 has been reached*

Relax, my party will not include what my avatar is...

You say that like it's an accomplishment or something. Why, I just reached 2,000 posts myself. :D

[The Real Nemo]

Now everyone knows!!! Curse my lack of foresight! *sprays food with arsenic*
That's a spoiler! :eek:

Now... *sparkly innocent face* Would anyone like some tea and almond cookies? ^_^

[Super Samurai]

Happy Mothers Day Everybody!



...and congrats to Guts.

[Guts/Batman]

You say that like it's an accomplishment or something. Why, I just reached 2,000 posts myself. :D

I know I don't have the posting potency of Munchy, but 20,000 in little over a year isn't a bad clip...

Party for Gordon!!!

We need another party. Bring more booze!!!

[Stretch Dude]

I know I don't have the posting potency of Munchy, but 20,000 in little over a year isn't a bad clip...

Especially considering some of us have been around for two years (since the Crisis; technically I've been around since '99) and have only recently hit 5000. :D

[North]

Lets Go Oilers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gordon Smith]

I know I don't have the posting potency of Munchy, but 20,000 in little over a year isn't a bad clip...

Party for Gordon!!!

We need another party. Bring more booze!!!

*cards Guts*

Proof of age, pleae. :p

[Gordon Smith]

Lets Go Oilers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard people cheerin' their latest victory as I walked home from work this evening

(Let me mention for the record that despite living in Edmonton for twenty years I remain profoundly indifferent to the sport of hockey in general and the Edmonton Oilers in particular). I hope you enjoyed the game, though.

[BitVyper]

Lets Go Oilers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You in Edmonton too? Honestly, I'm tired of dumbass fans getting in my way up on whyte.

[Guts/Batman]

*cards Guts*

Proof of age, pleae. :p

*Hands him his ID proving he is 21*

You can even check the calender. I'm turning 22 in June. :P

[North]

I heard people cheerin' their latest victory as I walked home from work this evening

(Let me mention for the record that despite living in Edmonton for twenty years I remain profoundly indifferent to the sport of hockey in general and the Edmonton Oilers in particular). I hope you enjoyed the game, though.

BLASPHEMY I SAT UNTO THEE

[North]

You in Edmonton too? Honestly, I'm tired of dumbass fans getting in my way up on whyte.

i think it should be expected on whyte on gamedays.

Second round, good chance of third and beyond OMG

(lol, I also didnt think that there were other people from Edmonton on here)

[Trulyures]

I haven't seen you here in ages NOrth

[Gordon Smith]

BLASPHEMY I SAT UNTO THEE

Says the person who is a closet Calgary Flames fan.

[North]

I haven't seen you here in ages NOrth
i well i havent seen YOU here in ages!

so there

*huggles*

[North]

Says the person who is a closet Calgary Flames fan.

its not that i hate the flames just calgary :p

[Trulyures]

i well i havent seen YOU here in ages!

so there

*huggles*
lol..... ok that works tooo ... *huggles back*

[Gordon Smith]

its not that i hate the flames just calgary :p

I don't hate Calgary, but I have literally never set foot in the place. I have driven through it three times, but I never left my vehicle. I guess I was in too much of a hurry to get somewhere else.

[BitVyper]

I'm not much of a hockey person either. It's just hard to live here and NOT know what's going on with the sport.

[BitVyper]

i think it should be expected on whyte on gamedays.



I think I'll stop stopping for them. That'll teach'em to get in my way.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Congrats to you, Guts!



And congrats to Gordon aswell. :)





How is everyone?

[Tami]

How is everyone?

Catching up on sleep. It's looks like it won't be long before I reach 1000, never thought I would make it this far.

How about you?

[BitVyper]

And if my men are successful, you never will... /muttering

Huh? Wha? Oh, I'm fine, just... working on my....... work....

lol, I also didnt think that there were other people from Edmonton on here

I find a lot of Edmontonians online for some wierd reason.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Catching up on sleep. It's looks like it won't be long before I reach 1000, never thought I would make it this far.

How about you?



Coolness. :)



Pretty good. Have to update my RPG threads now.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

And if my men are successful, you never will... /muttering

Huh? Wha? Oh, I'm fine, just... working on my....... work.





...............................LOL! :D



That was perfectly timed and everything BitVyper.



You win the internet.

[Tami]

And if my men are successful, you never will... /muttering

Huh? Wha? Oh, I'm fine, just... working on my....... work.....

Yeah, I know you you mean. Some projects are just too big to walk away from.



I find a lot of Edmontonians online for some wierd reason.

Only been to Canada once, to a small Ski Resort just past the NY-Canada border. Hoping to go back someday, maybe to one of the big cities like Montreal.

[Tommy]

Is it wrong that I would SO buy this comic?

[Stretch Dude]

Is it wrong that I would SO buy this comic?

Dare I ask what it was?

[Trulyures]

This thread is so slow that I think my eyes are going to pop out ...:eek:

[Stretch Dude]

This thread is so slow that I think my eyes are going to pop out ...:eek:

When they do, can I have them?

[Guts/Batman]

This thread is so slow that I think my eyes are going to pop out ...:eek:

SO was going faster than this last night...

[Stretch Dude]

SO was going faster than this last night...

Like your mom. :D

[Caswin]

Has anyone else noticed an influx of season/series finales recently?

Not too far apart: Ghost Whisperer, The Batman, Justice League Unlimited, Malcolm in The Middle, Prison Break, That 70s Show - and I'm hearing rumors about American Dad.

[Stretch Dude]

Has anyone else noticed an influx of season/series finales recently?

Not too far apart: Ghost Whisperer, The Batman, Justice League Unlimited, Malcolm in The Middle, Prison Break, That 70s Show - and I'm hearing rumors about American Dad.

It's May, in case you haven't noticed. :D

[The Dog]

Has anyone else noticed an influx of season/series finales recently?

Not too far apart: Ghost Whisperer, The Batman, Justice League Unlimited, Malcolm in The Middle, Prison Break, That 70s Show - and I'm hearing rumors about American Dad.

You forgot Will and Grace.

[Tami]

You forgot Will and Grace.

I would rather just continue to do so..

[BitVyper]

I agree. Will and Grace makes me vomit.

[Eternal Torment]

I agree. Will and Grace makes me vomit.

At least it wasn't as bad as Ally McBeal.At one point,I passed out for several hours.

[Tami]

First or second seasons weren't bad, it was actually rather interesting and funny. However the jokes quickly became stale and the constant use (or abuse) of guest stars was far from amusing.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

In an attempt to bring some fun back to this rather dreary and dusty place, I've decided to try something different.



I'm going to post a quote or a line from a movie, but I'm going to change the person who said the line into someone else.



Goku: "Alright, I'll give it a try."

Kami: "No! Try not. Do.. or do not. There is no try."

° (Star Wars) The Empire Strikes Back



I replaced Luke and Yoda with Goku and Kami from DBZ.

[BitVyper]

There is only one show in the universe that I hate more than Will and Grace. Everybody Loves Raymond. I mean, you expect sitcoms to use the same jokes, but god, ELR might as well have been one episode repeated over and over again.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Krillin: "Well, well, well. They certainly are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days."
Older Marron (his daughter): "What are you doing here?"
Krillin: "We were just driving by, going out for some ice cream. Thought you might like to join us."
Marron: "I said I would be home by ten. It's not even nine."
Krillin: "Who said anything about that? I thought you just might want to join us for some ice cream. Maybe your Bug here can join us. We can talk about burying the hatchet. You do know what a hatchet is, don't you Bug?"
Bug (Marron's date): "It's an axe?"
Krillin: "Sort of , yeah, yeah. I've got one in the car of you'd like to see it."
Bug: "I'll pass."
Krillin: "Fair enough. I like to carry it. You never know when you're gonna' need it. You know, a situation might come up, for example, someone's been drinking and about to drive a loved one home. Then I like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder... Whiik! The elbow... shave a little meat off the knee cap... Whup! Oooh! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp, too. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why, I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat, are you Bug? Wait a minute. Bug. Gnat. Is there a little similarity there? Oooh, I think there is!"

° Uncle Buck

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Piccolo: "You're out of your mind."

Brolli: "Yeah.. Ain't it cool?"

° Broken Arrow

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Aeris: "You ever met anyone you didn't kill?"

Sephiroth: "Well I haven't killed you yet..."

° Lethal Weapon

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

17: "I want a palimony agreement and I want one now."
Dr. Gero: "Well I don't have a palimony agreement on me right now. Is tomorrow all right?"
17: "Don't use that tone to me."
Dr. Gero: "What tone?"
17: "That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman."
Dr. Gero: "You're not a woman."
17: "Oh, you bastard!"

° The Birdcage

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Goten: "Where are we going?"

Trunks: "Nowhere."

Goten: "So what's the rush?"

° The Lost Boys

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Vincent Valentine: "Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

° Army of Darkness

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Sephiroth: "The guy with the rubber gloves was surprisingly gentle."

° Ace Ventura - Pet Detective

[Guts/Batman]

Heh...

The relationship between Will and Grace is the only relationship that beats out Lana/Clark in terms of hair pulling out-ness...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Piccolo: "Pick spot. Shut up. Wait."

° Final Fantasy X

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Android 17: "Wow, our last day on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing, though."

18: "What's that?"

17: "Kill people."

° Dogma

[Trulyures]

What are you people doing?

[Trulyures]

When they do, can I have them?
I'll think about it.....;) What would you use my eyes for?

[Guts/Batman]

What are you people doing?

Nothing...

Heace Cleric's mass posting...:D

[Guts/Batman]

I'll think about it.....;) What would you use my eyes for?

Licking...

Definitely licking as a blow pop.

[Ghost_rider_x3]

For I am all powerful, and unafraid to stand up to nonsense....Just thought I would put that in here, I wont read the replys to it, I just know it to be TRUE!!!.


Long live me and my running mouth, you love it, you know you do!

[Stretch Dude]

I'll think about it.....;) What would you use my eyes for?

Well, I'm totally not going to use them as the final ingredient in the doomsday spell I've been working on for the past five years, if that's what you're thinking. Where'd you get a crazy idea like that? Doomsday spell, ha ha ha!

...Um.

*throws amnesia dust in everyone's faces*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Well, I'm totally not going to use them as the final ingredient in the doomsday spell I've been working on for the past five years, if that's what you're thinking. Where'd you get a crazy idea like that? Doomsday spell, ha ha ha!

...Um.

*throws amnesia dust in everyone's faces*



What were we talking about again? *Looks at the notebad that says Stretch Dude is planning to use Tru's eyes in a Doomsday Spell*.


Stretch! You got some explaining to do! *Chasing after Strectch*.

[Eternal Torment]

What were we talking about again? *Looks at the notebad that says Stretch Dude is planning to use Tru's eyes in a Doomsday Spell*.


Stretch! You got some explaining to do! *Chasing after Strectch*.

Wait up! I want to take him out too! *chases after Cleric*

[Super Samurai]

Well it looks like this thread is back on track.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Well it looks like this thread is back on track.



Indeed. :D


Isn't it grand?

[Erebus]

Indeed. :D


Isn't it grand?
Yes... its all going according to plan.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*running from Cleric and Eternal Torment* Exit, stage right even! *evades his pursuers in a Benny Hill-style chase sequence*

[Trulyures]

Wait up! I want to take him out too! *chases after Cleric*
Hahahaha.... you people make me laugh. I think you have explaining to do Stretch...;)

[Anthony Johanson]

*running from Cleric and Eternal Torment* Exit, stage right even! *evades his pursuers in a Benny Hill-style chase sequence*

*Stretch bumps into Anthony* 'Ello buddy, might want to run in the other direction.

[Stretch Dude]

*Stretch bumps into Anthony* 'Ello buddy, might want to run in the other direction.

ZOINKS!!! *runs off in a completely different direction*

[Guts/Batman]

*Watches the show* Get off the stage!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Watches the show* Get off the stage!!!

Good idea! *jumps off the stage and hides in the audience*

[Trulyures]

Throws sammiches:D YOu must be hungry;)

[Guts/Batman]

Throws sammiches:D YOu must be hungry;)

Not for sandwiches...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Good idea! *jumps off the stage and hides in the audience*


*Finds Stretch via the locating beacon in his left shoe*. There he is! *Pulls out a shotgun with the words 'Boomstick 5000' written on the side*

[Guts/Batman]

No more Head-cheese...

The Signs Aliens are in...:D

[Stretch Dude]

*Finds Stretch via the locating beacon in his left shoe*. There he is! *Pulls out a shotgun with the words 'Boomstick 5000' written on the side*

Yeek! *throws shoes at Anthony and runs out of the room*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

No more Head-cheese...

The Signs Aliens are in...:D



Despite the fact that they were some of the easiest to kill aliens since Alf, I liked Signs.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Yeek! *throws shoes at Anthony and runs out of the room*


*Finds Stretch again via the tracking node implanted into his skull when he wasn't looking*.



We have you now, Mr. Bond!


*Shoots at Stretch*.

[Stretch Dude]

*Finds Stretch again via the tracking node implanted into his skull when he wasn't looking*.



We have you now, Mr. Bond!


*Shoots at Stretch*.

*ducks in the nick of time* Gadzooks! *puts on a full-body Beacon-Blocker suit and continues fleeing*

[Guts/Batman]

Despite the fact that they were some of the easiest to kill aliens since Alf, I liked Signs.

I don't remember the movie too well but it was just another avatar on a whim. Along with the Head-cheese. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeek! *throws shoes at Anthony and runs out of the room*

*Gets hit by shoes*

You have convinced me to chase after you again
.

*runs after Stretch*

[Guts/Batman]

*Gets hit by shoes*

You have convinced me to chase after you again
.

*runs after Stretch*

*Watches the people run out of the auditorium*

Finally we can get on with the movie.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

*ducks in the nick of time* Gadzooks! *puts on a full-body Beacon-Blocker suit and continues fleeing*



*Finds Strech again via heat seeking thermal goggles*.


*Pulls a missle launcher with a heat seeking tip on it and fires it at Stretch*.




Banzai!

[Guts/Batman]

Just found a new set of avatars...:D

It's not even an Englisg language website.

[Stretch Dude]

*Finds Strech again via heat seeking thermal goggles*.


*Pulls a missle launcher with a heat seeking tip on it and fires it at Stretch*.




Banzai!

*activates thermal shielding, hiding his heat signature; missile swerves around and homes in on Anthony*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

*activates thermal shielding, hiding his heat signature; missile swerves around and homes in on Anthony*


*Fires several more missles at Stretch, each one attracted to his scent, body odor, DNA, heat signature, Ultraviolet signature, and his shampoo*.

[Anthony Johanson]

*activates thermal shielding, hiding his heat signature; missile swerves around and homes in on Anthony*

*Anthony emerges with some dust on him*

Stretch, I ask that you stop before I rearrange your internal organs into your sinus cavity.

[Guts/Batman]

How disturbed am I?

I just found pictures of the whole Full House crew and made avatars out of the screen caps during the intro.

[Guts/Batman]

And here are the first four...

[Guts/Batman]

And here are the last four...

I am very disturbed and have too much time on my hands.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Woot!



Anthony Johanson 662
Trulyures 641
The MunchKING 575
Trystenn 435
Sean McClain 408
Stretch Dude 262
Guts/Batman 256
Chrosis 194
Phrozen 183
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 181


Finally in the top ten again. :D

[The Real Nemo]

This apple... is... red! Red... red... red... red...

[The Dog]

This apple... is... red! Red... red... red... red...

Face the truth: There is no apple.

[ocelotrevs]

Afternoon, how is everyone this day?

[Super Samurai]

This apple... is... red! Red... red... red... red...

Or green...

[Super Samurai]

Afternoon, how is everyone this day?

A little sleepy but good nontheless.

[Stretch Dude]

This apple... is... red! Red... red... red... red...

The goddamn pen is blue!

[Stretch Dude]

*Fires several more missles at Stretch, each one attracted to his scent, body odor, DNA, heat signature, Ultraviolet signature, and his shampoo*.

Yeep...wait! *quantum-leaps into Cleric's body*

[Anthony Johanson]

The goddamn pen is blue!

The pen is greeeeeeeeeee...

[Tommy]

Wow, Ultimate Reed got hot.

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/6885/ultff032covcol4ku.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

Wow, Ultimate Reed got hot.

Yeah, whatever. I can't wait to see Ultimate Arnim Zola. He better be freaky-lookin', dammit!

[Eternal Torment]

Woot!



Anthony Johanson 662
Trulyures 641
The MunchKING 575
Trystenn 435
Sean McClain 408
Stretch Dude 262
Guts/Batman 256
Chrosis 194
Phrozen 183
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 181


Finally in the top ten again. :D

What just happened?I have only been here for a short time so I'll need some filling in.

[Stretch Dude]

Sean McClain 408
Stretch Dude 262

That's quite a gap there...

[Anthony Johanson]

That's quite a gap there...

Stretch needs a will transplat, STAT!

[Tami]

Woot!



Anthony Johanson 662
Trulyures 641
The MunchKING 575
Trystenn 435
Sean McClain 408
Stretch Dude 262
Guts/Batman 256
Chrosis 194
Phrozen 183
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 181


Finally in the top ten again. :D

I guess we know who the talkative ones are around here. Remind me to never ask any of them to keep a secret. ;)

[Trulyures]

I guess we know who the talkative ones are around here. Remind me to never ask any of them to keep a secret. ;)
I too can keep a secret!:D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Tru's really a seductress in disguise! :eek:




http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/1364/tru5ve.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

CBR girls behaving badly............:D


http://www.deviantart.com/view/17394262/


Trulyures = Hinata

The Real Nemo = Temari

Wonder Bebs = Sakura

Tanith = TenTen

Tami = Ino.


:D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

An intervention for Overlord Sandman.........

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3341/narutoclub6fb.png (http://imageshack.us)




Tsunade = The Real Nemo

Sasuke = Mr. Sandman

Neji = Yeoman

Kid in Yellow shirt = Trystenn.

Kid in white fishing hat = Peter

Gaara = MunchKING.

[Trulyures]

An intervention for Overlord Sandman.........

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3341/narutoclub6fb.png (http://imageshack.us)




Tsunade = The Real Nemo

Sasuke = Mr. Sandman

Neji = Yeoman

Kid in Yellow shirt = Trystenn.

Kid in white fishing hat = Peter

Gaara = MunchKING.
This is such a cute picture. That's a perfect picture of a kid versio of Trystenn
:D

[Acecool]

I haven't posted on this board in like years. Since the days chuckG was here and Ironpat etc etc...

Anyone here from back then?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

This is such a cute picture. That's a perfect picture of a kid versio of Trystenn
:D



:D


Glad you like it, Tru. :)



How's my new avatar?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

CBR girls again.............


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1791/ngirls0dk.png (http://imageshack.us)


Back row, left to right: Temari (The Real Nemo), Ino (Tami).

Front row, left to right: TenTen (Tanith), Sakura (Wonder Bebs), Hinata (Trulyures)

[jadehorde]

I haven't posted on this board in like years. Since the days chuckG was here and Ironpat etc etc...

Anyone here from back then?

Welcome back.

I wasn't here that many years ago. But considering seven posts in almost 2 years...it looks like you've been up to a lot of other stuff.

[Acecool]

thanks.

I use to post direct to CBUB way back when. Then I posted here and had like a 1000 posts...and everything got reset.

It is good to post here again. I am not sure how long I'll be here though.

[Trulyures]

:D :D


Glad you like it, Tru. :)



How's my new avatar?
I'm loving it.... now you know how huge my hair can be....lol

[Trulyures]

CBR girls again.............


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1791/ngirls0dk.png (http://imageshack.us)


Back row, left to right: Temari (The Real Nemo), Ino (Tami).

Front row, left to right: TenTen (Tanith), Sakura (Wonder Bebs), Hinata (Trulyures)
THis is a beautiful picture

[Melchior]

I date back to the Electric Ferret days? Do I count?

[Devon C.]

I'm lookin' for the STEEL. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTCq7tc_kc&search=Public%20Enemy)

Warning: Quite Edgy Lyrics Ahead.

[Trulyures]

Devon, I haven't talked with you in forever!!! *HUGS*

[Guts/Batman]

Devon, I haven't talked with you in forever!!! *HUGS*

Indeed.

Devon, you won't get a hug from me but glad to see ya again.

[Acecool]

I date back to the Electric Ferret days? Do I count?

did you have a different name back then? I have always had this name.

[Ghost]

You'll have to forgive me if I don't recall you. I'm horrible at remembering names. Anyway, nice to have you around again. :)

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm lookin' for the STEEL. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTCq7tc_kc&search=Public%20Enemy)

Warning: Quite Edgy Lyrics Ahead.

Wow, it's good to have you back Devon.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I'm lookin' for the STEEL. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTCq7tc_kc&search=Public%20Enemy)

Warning: Quite Edgy Lyrics Ahead.




Yeah!


Devon's back!



How you been doing, man?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

THis is a beautiful picture



Yeah! :D


She liked it! :)

[Melchior]

did you have a different name back then? I have always had this name.

Nope, I used this name. On the other hand, I rarely posted, usually on the anime stuff.

[Super Samurai]

Awesome! Devon(aka FryGuy) is back!

[bparanial]

I've been lurking these forums and posting occaisonally since the CBUB days as well, though I don't recognize you it is nice to see one of the Old Guard. As for the Bannings, lets just say I'd be careful about talking about that if I were you.

[Acecool]

Where CBUBers go to die i guess. Ok, so i'll not bring up the ban. I can't believe how many post Chuck must have had. I couldn't keep up with it, and didn't care to, that's why i have been gone for so long.

Any way, i remember stretch dude. Good to see you again.

[Stretch Dude]

Any way, i remember stretch dude. Good to see you again.

Likewise. And if you ever wanna unleash your primal imagination, SO's the place. Think of it as Rumbles Arkham. :D

[Donald Stone]

if you ever wanna unleash your primal imagination, SO's the place. Think of it as Rumbles Arkham. :DSo who's the Joker?

[Stretch Dude]

So who's the Joker?

Munch, in that he's the most dangerous. :evilsmile

[Tami]

Should I just give up? I know that this was my first try at creating a tournament, but if I can't get more people to vote, it may be my last one. If it dies before it's finished, then there will never be a winner, which would be a shame for those who have been particapating. :(

Maybe I'm just jumping the gun alittle.

[BitVyper]

Have you tried hiring a stripper?

[EysaSpades]

I haven't posted on this board in like years. Since the days chuckG was here and Ironpat etc etc...

Anyone here from back then?Yeah, Acecool, I remember you as well. You're the guy who tore apart my very first fight thread (X-Men v JLA) way back in mid-2001. ;) I vaguely remember some of your Spider-Man-related squabbles with Bat-Mite too.

I used to be KastOwt back then. I post here pretty infrequently now, though. I had no idea so many of the originals were gone....

[Tami]

Have you tried hiring a stripper?

Male or Female?

[North]

And the oilers win game one woooot!!

[Stretch Dude]

Male or Female?

Both. Take that as you will. ;)

[Gumbo Maximillian]

I vaguely remember you but welcome back.

[Tami]

Both. Take that as you will. ;)

Okay, I need to find one hermaphrodite stripper. Which would be better, the baby doll costume, or the Police Officer uniform? :p

[The Dog]

Okay, I need to find one hermaphrodite stripper. Which would be better, the baby doll costume, or the Police Officer uniform? :p

I think he meant a male stripper AND a female strip... wait, we're talking about Stretch Dude here. You're probably right.

And I choose niether. My choice would be a Nurse.

Better yet, a BONDAGE Nurse.:D:evilsmile

[Devon C.]

The Cubs suck and they always will.

[The Dog]

The Cubs suck and they always will.

Sorry I didn't say this earlier, but welcome back friend Devon.

You've missed a LOT while you were gone.

[The MunchKING]

And the oilers win game one woooot!!
Hey!! It's north!!

Come check out m boards, North! ;)

[Eternal Torment]

LIVE!!!! *uses defibrillator*

[Super Samurai]

This thread is just relaxing. Probably resting from all the hard partying a while back.

[Trulyures]

Munch, in that he's the most dangerous. :evilsmile
not really.............;)

[Tommy]

Where is Trysten and why is he not here?

[Erebus]

Where is Trysten and why is he not here?
*hits lumpy garbage bag with a pipe*
Whuh? Oh, I have no idea... :evilsmile

[Anthony Johanson]

Where is Trysten and why is he not here?

He left as an after-effect of the Peter banning.

[Tommy]

He left as an after-effect of the Peter banning.
Hmm. that makes me a sad panda. No wonder I have not seen him around in a while.

[Devon C.]

Start to think this board could be made up of poster stables, like in pro wrestling. Like those posters that always team up in debates or pair up for special jokes, or something.

[Guts/Batman]

Start to think this board could be made up of poster stables, like in pro wrestling. Like those posters that always team up in debates or pair up for special jokes, or something.

Definitely.

Not sure what stable I'm in though...

[Erebus]

Curse those South American bastards...
In case your wondering why I'm cursing those South American Bastards, the thing is, my local comic book shop has gone bankrupt, and guess whats going to replace it? A South American grocery. From this moment on, I DECLARE WAR!!!

[Super Samurai]

Curse those South American bastards...
In case your wondering why I'm cursing those South American Bastards, the thing is, my local comic book shop has gone bankrupt, and guess whats going to replace it? A South American grocery. From this moment on, I DECLARE WAR!!!

Or you could buy your groceries there.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

[Erebus]

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I'm gonna kick your ass, b****!"
-Duke Nukem (1991-2002)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"I'm gonna kick your ass, b****!"
-Duke Nukem (1991-2002)



"Now...what's wrong? Only two of your legs are ripped off...Summon your beasts! Transform your body! Regenerate your legs and get the hell up! Pick up that gun and fight back! Come on, the night has just begun. The fun has yet to begin. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry, hurry hurry HURRY HURRY!!!
-Alucard

[Erebus]

"Now...what's wrong? Only two of your legs are ripped off...Summon your beasts! Transform your body! Regenerate your legs and get the hell up! Pick up that gun and fight back! Come on, the night has just begun. The fun has yet to begin. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry, hurry hurry HURRY HURRY!!!
-Alucard
Now your talking my language.
"I'm here to kick some ass and chew some bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Now your talking my language.
"I'm here to kick some ass and chew some bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."



"Look, you can't lay all that on my shoulders. Don't you know how much this place stinks? Don't you know what it's like to stand day after day in blood? In the blood of children? I hate this place. And if I can't stand up to it to your satisfaction, then... then the hell with it. How dare you? The hell with your Iowa naivete, and the hell with your hero worship and your teddy bear, and while you're at it, the hell with you! Why don't you grow up for crying out loud? I'm not here for you to admire. I'm here to pull bodies out of a sausage grinder, if possible without going crazy. Period."
-Hawkeye Pierce

[Guts/Batman]

"Now...what's wrong? Only two of your legs are ripped off...Summon your beasts! Transform your body! Regenerate your legs and get the hell up! Pick up that gun and fight back! Come on, the night has just begun. The fun has yet to begin. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry, hurry hurry HURRY HURRY!!!
-Alucard

Bah...

What the Archbishop said was much better...

[Devon C.]

"Hey, we may stink. But at least we stink as a family."

-Earl Sinclair

"I'm goin' to Canada."

-Dr. Martin Luther King

"I am the Emperor! I am the Emperor!"

-Harrison Bergeron

"Okay, so time waits for no man. What's that gotta do with me?

-Me

[Erebus]

"Look, you can't lay all that on my shoulders. Don't you know how much this place stinks? Don't you know what it's like to stand day after day in blood? In the blood of children? I hate this place. And if I can't stand up to it to your satisfaction, then... then the hell with it. How dare you? The hell with your Iowa naivete, and the hell with your hero worship and your teddy bear, and while you're at it, the hell with you! Why don't you grow up for crying out loud? I'm not here for you to admire. I'm here to pull bodies out of a sausage grinder, if possible without going crazy. Period."
-Hawkeye Pierce
"Are you dense? Were you born with bullshit in your head? Seriously. The very idea that someone as retarded as you makes even me doubt if there's a God. And you know what else? You smell like something that came out of a gas station toilet. Now shut-up and let me kill you already."
Padre Murdero

[Trulyures]

This is such a freakin slow thread of a shmuck.... I'm finished

[Anthony Johanson]

This is such a freakin slow thread of a shmuck.... I'm finished

Done Rumbles?

[Trulyures]

Done Rumbles?
Well, I barely go on here... and school has been pretty hecktic knowing that I have a final project due tomorrow and finals all of next week

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, I barely go on here... and school has been pretty hecktic knowing that I have a final project due tomorrow and finals all of next week

Well, good luck with those.

[Chevan]

Done Rumbles?

I hope that's not the case. Rumbles needs as many people as it can get.

[Eternal Torment]

"Look, you can't lay all that on my shoulders. Don't you know how much this place stinks? Don't you know what it's like to stand day after day in blood? In the blood of children? I hate this place. And if I can't stand up to it to your satisfaction, then... then the hell with it. How dare you? The hell with your Iowa naivete, and the hell with your hero worship and your teddy bear, and while you're at it, the hell with you! Why don't you grow up for crying out loud? I'm not here for you to admire. I'm here to pull bodies out of a sausage grinder, if possible without going crazy. Period."
-Hawkeye Pierce

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya

[Tami]

"The curious thing about the sense of humor, however, is that, as far as I have observed, no human being will admit to its lack. People might admit they hate dogs and dislike children, they might cheerfully own up to cheating on their income tax or on their marital partner as a matter of right, and might not object to being considered inhumane or dishonest, through the simple expediency of switching adjectives and calling themselves realistic or businesslike.
However, accuse them of lacking a sense of humor and they will deny it hotly everytime, no matter how openly and how often they display such a lack. My father, for instance, always maintained that he had a keen sense of humor and would prove it as soon as he heard a joke worth laughing at (though he never did, in my experience)."
-Isaac Asimov

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Khattam-Shud," he said slowly, "is the Arch-Enemy
of all Stories, even of Language itself. He is the Prince of
Silence and the Foe of Speech. And because everything ends,
because dreams end, stories end, life ends, at the finish
of everything we use his name. 'It's finished,' we tell one
another, 'it's over. Khattam-Shud: The End.'"

-excerpted from Haroun and the Sea of Stories,

[The MunchKING]

Done Rumbles?
Come over to my forum then!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Come over to my forum then!!

I'm already posting there.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Come over to my forum then!!



“I am not your doll.”
-Rei Ayanami, End of Evangelion.

[Devon C.]

You marks are either bored or boring; I cannot tell. We should do something worth DOING. Our lives won't last forever...sooner or later, either Bush, the Klan, or the L.A.P.D. is going to get you, so why not enjoy life while you've got it?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

You marks are either bored or boring; I cannot tell. We should do something worth DOING. Our lives won't last forever...sooner or later, either Bush, the Klan, or the L.A.P.D. is going to get you, so why not enjoy life while you've got it?


"This writing business. Pencils and whatnot. Overrated, if you ask me."
-Winnie the Pooh

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Veni, vidi, vogon --- We came, We saw, we knocked it down to build an intergalactic highway

[Guts/Batman]

"This writing business. Pencils and whatnot. Overrated, if you ask me."
-Winnie the Pooh

That does not sound like a Winnie the Pooh statement...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

That does not sound like a Winnie the Pook statement...


That's because it's a Winnie the Pooh statement. :D

[Guts/Batman]

Thta's because it's a Winnie the Pooh statement. :D

Damn fingers...

[Trulyures]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya
I LOVE THIS QUOTE.... I need to go watch Princess Bride again....:D

[Devon C.]

Damn Suns.
Damn Heat.

[Anthony Johanson]

Damn Suns.
Damn Heat.

Funninly enough, I like both teams.

[Stretch Dude]

Damn Suns.
Damn Heat.

Yeah, those Tatooine summers are brutal.