Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[The MunchKING]

I think it's like the first weekend in every month. We've got one coming up, whatever that's worth.
I thought it was just the Second.

That's when I celebrate it anyway.

[yeoman]

Gordon is following, and anyway -- he's in charge of deleting and restarting the thread, why would changing its name be such a problem?





More fun for us then. We have enough posters.

And anyway, the *reason* people avoid this thread -- ie, why there's less people here than there ever was in SO -- was because of this pointless spam. People don't even bother reading this thread, because there's nothing here worth reading. And c'mon, that's the truth.

We could change that, right?

We could give The Yeo moderator rights over the thread. He would rule it with a fist like unto a thing of Iron.

Or ignore it. One of the two.

[Peter]

Then we need a plan.
A plan that doesn't involve poetry :)

Haikus aren't that hard to write.

We could start with something easy, like a third person thread.

Or have every post start with the next letter in the alphabet, or you know, just weird things like that. To challenge people a little.

[The MunchKING]

Exactly, Munchy and JCAll -- this right here is the reason we have to change our posting attitudes, at least to this thread.

People don't bother with this thread, and they did when it was SO.
You want me to stop??

But you know it will never be what SO was...

Espicailly the Old one.

All it can really hope for is TMI or a cheesy gimmick thread.

[JCAll]

Exactly, Munchy and JCAll -- this right here is the reason we have to change our posting attitudes, at least to this thread.

People don't bother with this thread, and they did when it was SO.
:(
Okay. I have shame again.

[Peter]

I dunno, more work for him?

Changing the name of a thread you're restarting anyway? Not a massive work-load.

Besides, I hate to speak for Gordon but I think he'd be impressed if we could lift the level of conversation in this thread.


But would Hiakus (especially my very bad attempts at them) really make anything better??

I recall from those Truth or Dare threads that you're haikus were exceedingly funny, Munchy :).

[The MunchKING]

Haikus aren't that hard to write.

We could start with something easy, like a third person thread.

Or have every post start with the next letter in the alphabet, or you know, just weird things like that. To challenge people a little.
I have said I'll support it.

Lay down the rules, and the MunchKING will follow!

But if you want the thread renamed you better get one of the mods to agree first.

[Peter]

I thought it was just the Second.

That's when I celebrate it anyway.

Then we should do it.

This weekend, we celebrate Yeo Day. Why not, darn it? :)

[Trystenn]

Nine pages in already?

[Trulyures]

NO duh....When Munch is here it goes by that quick!

[The MunchKING]

I recall from those Truth or Dare threads that you're haikus were exceedingly funny, Munchy :).
*bows*

They also were, as Yeo never hesitated to point out, not really Hiakus either.

But if you have such high visions of me, I can but strive mightily to live up to them!

[Peter]

You want me to stop??

But you know it will never be what SO was...

Yes.

But we *can* be better than this.

Espicailly the Old one. All it can really hope for is TMI or a cheesy gimmick thread.

And at least a cheesy gimmick thread would be entertaining and a little challenging. This style of chat-thread drives posters away, not the other way around.

[The MunchKING]

Then we should do it.

This weekend, we celebrate Yeo Day. Why not, darn it? :)
I'm out of Pie??

[Peter]

I have said I'll support it.

Lay down the rules, and the MunchKING will follow!

But if you want the thread renamed you better get one of the mods to agree first.

Yeah, I know. At the moment I'm just throwing out ideas.

Besides, I'm fairly sure they wouldn't let us do a Masquerade Ball because the number of posters affects Jonah's advertising budget, or something, and we'd be making about a dozen new accounts for the weekend.

Still, it'd be fun.

[Trystenn]

You want me to stop??

But you know it will never be what SO was...

Espicailly the Old one.

All it can really hope for is TMI or a cheesy gimmick thread.
You know your right, but you make it seem so...Negative.

[Peter]

I'm out of Pie??

*shakes head*

If you were out of toast, we could do something. But pie? No deal :).

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, I know. At the moment I'm just throwing out ideas.

Besides, I'm fairly sure they wouldn't let us do a Masquerade Ball because the number of posters affects Jonah's advertising budget, or something, and we'd be making about a dozen new accounts for the weekend.

Still, it'd be fun.
Well don't do it like that then. Make everyone be in somekind of charecter or something.

[The MunchKING]

You know your right, but you make it seem so...Negative.
I have sudden bouts of depressing realism. ;)

[Trystenn]

Gordon is following, and anyway -- he's in charge of deleting and restarting the thread, why would changing its name be such a problem?
People want some sort of spirit to come with it i suppose





More fun for us then. We have enough posters.

And anyway, the *reason* people avoid this thread -- ie, why there's less people here than there ever was in SO -- was because of this pointless spam. People don't even bother reading this thread, because there's nothing here worth reading. And c'mon, that's the truth.

We could change that, right?
Yes we could, but to be fair, alot of it tends to be inside jokes, a more of a one upping in the perverted area.

[Trystenn]

I have sudden bouts of depressing realism. ;)
Not quite that depressing...

:) See?

[The MunchKING]

Not quite that depressing...

:) See?
"we don't allow sad faces. This ship runs on smiles, see?"

:D

[Trystenn]

*shakes head*

If you were out of toast, we could do something. But pie? No deal :).
Hmmm Yeo day, i kinda like that.

[Trystenn]

"we don't allow sad faces. This ship runs on smiles, see?"

:D
The H*ll, theres really a ship like that?

[Peter]

Yes we could, but to be fair, alot of it tends to be inside jokes, a more of a one upping in the perverted area.

Well we can start by changing *that*.

Let's nix the dirty jokes. Okay, sex talk is funny up to a point, but 250 pages worth? C'mon here.

So I'm with Gordon on this one -- we *can* make this a little cleaner. And we should.

Like Yeo said, people don't even bother with this thread.

I want people to bother with this thread. I want people to enjoy the thread.

We have some of the most creative and interesting people in the entire CBR posting on this board. When they all got together, that was SoapOperus back in the Third Age. So let's use some of that. Let's produce something interesting and worthwhile, rather than more sex jokes.

[Trystenn]

Well we can start by changing *that*.

Let's nix the dirty jokes. Okay, sex talk is funny up to a point, but 250 pages worth? C'mon here.

So I'm with Gordon on this one -- we *can* make this a little cleaner. And we should.

Like Yeo said, people don't even bother with this thread.

I want people to bother with this thread. I want people to enjoy the thread.

We have some of the most creative and interesting people in the entire CBR posting on this board. When they all got together, that was SoapOperus back in the Third Age. So let's use some of that. Let's produce something interesting and worthwhile, rather than more sex jokes.
Hey man im with you, i love having people here, it so insanely varied, it would be awesome to have what we used to just like 8 months ago.


But can we allow just a few pervy jokes?

[Peter]

"we don't allow sad faces. This ship runs on smiles, see?"

Yeah, but you get better mileage out of petrol.

Or wind :).

[The MunchKING]

You know TMI wouldn't have broken 3 pages if ti weren't for the sex jokes??

"There is a time and a Place for everything, and a time for every purpose under heaven".

I think as long as it's only a few jokes, it's not going to drive everyone off.

[The MunchKING]

The H*ll, theres really a ship like that?


Donald said it about the Gummi ship, but he wasn't speaking literally.

[Trystenn]

Yeah, but you get better mileage out of petrol.

Or wind :).
......................................
"Petrol"? You mean "Gasoline"

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, but you get better mileage out of petrol.

Or wind :).
Especially from my mouth. ;)

[Trystenn]

Donald said it about the Gummi ship, but he wasn't speaking literally.
The H*ll he was! Donald was practically a god in KH.

[Trystenn]

You know TMI wouldn't have broken 3 pages if ti weren't for the sex jokes??

"There is a time and a Place for everything, and a time for every purpose under heaven".

I think as long as it's only a few jokes, it's not going to drive everyone off.
Thats what im saying, lets spice it up just a tad, lets not go crazy, but lets have a chuckle or so.

[Peter]

But can we allow just a few pervy jokes?

A few, fine.

But it shouldn't be the whole *purpose* of the thread.

That's why I want to try some of those other things.

[Trystenn]

A few, fine.

But it shouldn't be the whole *purpose* of the thread.

That's why I want to try some of those other things.
Hey, how about you come up with a subject, and that will be the theme for the day?

[Peter]

Hey, how about you come up with a subject, and that will be the theme for the day?

That could work. It'd allow people to talk, but the subjects couldn't be dirty.

Could be fun, though.

I say we stick with Yeo Day over the weekend, and see where that gets us.

[The MunchKING]

That could work. It'd allow people to talk, but the subjects couldn't be dirty.

Could be fun, though.

I say we stick with Yeo Day over the weekend, and see where that gets us.
Bah... Uncreative, and that's 2 days away...

No interm topic or gimmick?

[Trystenn]

That could work. It'd allow people to talk, but the subjects couldn't be dirty.

Could be fun, though.

I say we stick with Yeo Day over the weekend, and see where that gets us.
So then starting Sat or Fri, we all speak in third person and eat toast right?

[The MunchKING]

So then starting Sat or Fri, we all speak in third person and eat toast right?
And shoot people with Orbital mass drivers.

[Peter]

Bah... Uncreative, and that's 2 days away...

Bah, do not tarnish the fun of Yeo Day.

Toast!

:D

No interm topic or gimmick?

We should start small.

Any ideas?

A new colour for every post, or something? :)

[Peter]

So then starting Sat or Fri, we all speak in third person and eat toast right?

Because of the differing time-zones it's pretty general, in terms of what day to celebrate. It's just generally this weekend, as it was.

[Trystenn]

Bah... Uncreative, and that's 2 days away...

No interm topic or gimmick?
Chocolate day! Only talk if you have something chocolate related!

[Trystenn]

And shoot people with Orbital mass drivers.
You know, i never really knew what those were...

[The MunchKING]

You know, i never really knew what those were...
It's like a satalite.

Only it shoots giant chunks of alluminum (rails) down at supersonic speeds.

The better fantasy ones can get up to a significat percent of lightspeed. Which will put a hole through a planet....

EDIT: Or maybe that's an orbital Railgun. Yeo, some help here??

[Peter]

You know, i never really knew what those were...

Neither did I, actually. It's best just to play along.

And duck at the appropriate time.

[The MunchKING]

Neither did I, actually. It's best just to play along.

And duck at the appropriate time.
Teleporting's safer. ;)

[Peter]

http://www.sillyanimals.com/pics/birds/images/ducklings.jpg

Like that.

:D

[Trystenn]

It's like a satalite.

Only it shoots giant chunks of alluminum (rails) down at supersonic speeds.

The better fantasy ones can get up to a significat percent of lightspeed. Which will put a hole through a planet....

EDIT: Or maybe that's an orbital Railgun. Yeo, some help here??
Cant i just throw a lead pipe hella hard?

[Peter]

There's a thought. Why don't we have cute animal day?

Remember the kitten war of the Third Age? That was awesome :D.

[The MunchKING]

http://www.sillyanimals.com/pics/birds/images/ducklings.jpg

Like that.

:D

*10 HP*

And you called MY posts spam...

[Peter]

*10 HP*

And you called MY posts spam...

Aw c'mon.

Cute little ducklings!

:D

[Trystenn]

Neither did I, actually. It's best just to play along.

And duck at the appropriate time.
lol Or just jump.

[The MunchKING]

There's a thought. Why don't we have cute animal day?

Remember the kitten war of the Third Age? That was awesome :D.

I'm sure I could handle it.

[Peter]

If I was posting spam, I would've gone with...

http://ars.sdstate.edu/images/four%20piglets%20front%20view%20jpg.jpg

[The MunchKING]

Aw c'mon.

Cute little ducklings!

:D
The pun was atrocious.

Ignoring for now that all puns are by definition atrocious...

[The MunchKING]

If I was posting spam, I would've gone with...



You only THINK those are in spam.

[Peter]

The pun was atrocious.

And I've never been prouder :D.

[Trystenn]

There's a thought. Why don't we have cute animal day?

Remember the kitten war of the Third Age? That was awesome :D.
http://evergreenlife.org/uploaded_images/kungfu_cat_fight-756893.jpg

[The MunchKING]

And I've never been prouder :D.


Man, Really? That is SAD.

I would have thought your proud moment would have been macking with Slayven or something. ;)

[Captain Sarcasm]

Damn... I have to stop stopping coming here for almost days at a time. Any vital facets of pop-culture I missed?

No?

Great.

[Trystenn]

The pun was atrocious.

Ignoring for now that all puns are by definition atrocious...
lol
Worst of the worst maybe?

[The MunchKING]

Damn... I have to stop stopping coming here for almost days at a time. Any vital facets of pop-culture I missed?

No?

Great.


We're re-working DK so it's less spamy and more gimmicky.

[Captain Sarcasm]

We're re-working DK so it's less spamy and more gimmicky.

Reworking Donkey Kong?

[Trystenn]

And I've never been prouder :D.
Pffft i used to have the most awful puns....

[Trystenn]

Damn... I have to stop stopping coming here for almost days at a time. Any vital facets of pop-culture I missed?

No?

Great.
We are trying to refine this into a better place for Rumbles as a whole.

[Captain Sarcasm]

We are trying to refine this into a better place for Rumbles as a whole.

Is that like work?

[The MunchKING]

Reworking Donkey Kong?
Downtown Khazaan.

[The MunchKING]

Is that like work?
Yup, only more fun.

[Trystenn]

Is that like work?
Yeah, cept its fun!

[Captain Sarcasm]

Yup, only more fun.

WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Streaks through the thread.*

REFINING THIS PLACE TO BE A BETTER PLACE FOR RUMBLES AS A WHOLE! ROCK ON!

*Jumps into the wading pool of beer*

[Captain Sarcasm]

WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Streaks through the thread.*

REFINING THIS PLACE TO BE A BETTER PLACE FOR RUMBLES AS A WHOLE! ROCK ON!

*Jumps into the wading pool of beer*

...

...I immediatly apologize for my nakedness. But I refuse to change.

[Trystenn]

...

...I immediatly apologize for my nakedness. But I refuse to change.
*Strips to underwear*

Hey i aint going full frontal, court order.

[Peter]

...

...I immediatly apologize for my nakedness. But I refuse to change.

That's fine.

*continues ogling Captain Sarcasm*

But we talked about this in the last thread, and this time, we want to try and keep the dirty talk and the sex jokes to a minimum. Sex jokes are fine and good, but 250 pages worth is not cool.

Plus, we've just been throwing out ideas about how to make the thread a little more interesting. Have a certain gimmick for a thousand posts, or something like that.

[Chrosis]

*watches pool of beer*

Idiot.

*tosses a lit match into the pool*

[Peter]

*Strips to underwear*

Hey i aint going full frontal, court order.

Fine.

*takes his shoes off*

What? I'm a prude.

[Trystenn]

That's fine.

*continues ogling Captain Sarcasm*

But we talked about this in the last thread, and this time, we want to try and keep the dirty talk and the sex jokes to a minimum. Sex jokes are fine and good, but 250 pages worth is not cool.

Plus, we've just been throwing out ideas about how to make the thread a little more interesting. Have a certain gimmick for a thousand posts, or something like that.
H*ll ya!!!

But were not doing anything about sex, just a little no more clothes.

[Captain Sarcasm]

That's fine.

*continues ogling Captain Sarcasm*

Ah, you... *Turns bright red on his entire body.*

But we talked about this in the last thread, and this time, we want to try and keep the dirty talk and the sex jokes to a minimum. Sex jokes are fine and good, but 250 pages worth is not cool.

But... but that's about all I have left!

[The MunchKING]

*strips down to his Bathing suit*

Hey, what else would we do at Costa de Sol??

[Captain Sarcasm]

*watches pool of beer*

Idiot.

*tosses a lit match into the pool*

MY MAN-MEAT!

[Trystenn]

Fine.

*takes his shoes off*

What? I'm a prude.
*Whistels*
Now lets see whats down under!!!



those socks

[Trystenn]

*watches pool of beer*

Idiot.

*tosses a lit match into the pool*
Says the guy who throws a match into beer...

[Chrosis]

*Whistels*
Now lets see whats down under!!!



those socks

OH MY GOD!!!

ITS AN INGROWN TOENAIL!!!

...what?

[Trystenn]

*strips down to his Bathing suit*

Hey, what else would we do at Costa de Sol??
Lets bathe in liquor!!!

[Trystenn]

OH MY GOD!!!

ITS AN INGROWN TOENAIL!!!

...what?
Peter!!! Im giving you nail clippers!!!

[Peter]

Ah, you... *Turns bright red on his entire body.*

Cool. It matches your hair.

:D

But... but that's about all I have left!

C'mon. We have some of hte most creative and inspired people on the CBR here on this board, and you're one of them. You can do better than that. We all can.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Lets bathe in liquor!!!

*Burning-liquor Sarc streaks through the thread.*

MY FLEEEEEEEEEESH!

[Chrosis]

Peter!!! Im giving you nail clippers!!!


He'll need more than a wee pair of clippers for those monsters...

*takes out a machete*

...what?

[Peter]

*Whistels*
Now lets see whats down under!!!

those socks

HAH! :D

Now *that's* a pun.

[Chrosis]

*Burning-liquor Sarc streaks through the thread.*

MY FLEEEEEEEEEESH!

LMGDMFAO!!!

*rolls on the ground crying with laughter*

[Peter]

He'll need more than a wee pair of clippers for those monsters...

*takes out a machete*

...what?

It's not ingrown.

The way my toe grows on my right foot, it grows inward, so the second toe is always over the toenail, ergo the toenail sometimes looks a little deformed.

But I assure you, I have very attractive feet.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Cool. It matches your hair.

:D



C'mon. We have some of hte most creative and inspired people on the CBR here on this board, and you're one of them. You can do better than that. We all can.

Yeah, but all of my creativity is tied up in my new Webternet-based novel The Wizard Diaries! (wizdiaries.blogspot.com) (wizdiaries.blogspot.com) I obviously don't even have enough creativity to think of intelligent ways of plugging it.

[Chrosis]

It's not ingrown.

The way my toe grows on my right foot, it grows inward, so the second toe is always over the toenail, ergo the toenail sometimes looks a little deformed.

But I assure you, I have very attractive feet.

Ah, to hell with it.

*hacks off peter's feet*

It's an improvement. Trust me. ;)

[Trystenn]

*Burning-liquor Sarc streaks through the thread.*

MY FLEEEEEEEEEESH!
F*cken LOL!!!!

[Captain Sarcasm]

LMGDMFAO!!!

*rolls on the ground crying with laughter*

*Rolls on the ground, screaming, trying desperatly to put out the flames.*

[Trystenn]

HAH! :D

Now *that's* a pun.
Thank yew, thank yew!!!

[Chrosis]

*Rolls on the ground, screaming, trying desperatly to put out the flames.*

Hmm... something's missing...

*Throws a moltov cocktail at Capn' and then starts shooting him*

Now thats better.

BTW: Power Ranger RPG! Now! While I can still see clearly!

[Trystenn]

It's not ingrown.

The way my toe grows on my right foot, it grows inward, so the second toe is always over the toenail, ergo the toenail sometimes looks a little deformed.

But I assure you, I have very attractive feet.
You know, i would be disappointed if you didnt.

[Trystenn]

He'll need more than a wee pair of clippers for those monsters...

*takes out a machete*

...what?
Dont harm his feet!!!

[Peter]

Ah, to hell with it.

*hacks off peter's feet*

It's an improvement. Trust me. ;)

Thank goodness I had on my false feet.

I had them custom made after somebody dared me to do some firewalking at a party, once.

Good decision, in hindsight.

[Chrosis]

Thank goodness I had on my false feet.

I had them custom made after somebody dared me to do some firewalking at a party, once.

Good decision, in hindsight.

Then how is possible for you to have an ingrown toenail?

[Peter]

You know, i would be disappointed if you didnt.

Thank you.

Well, one of them, at least.

My feet are different sizes. Like, a solid couple of inches difference.

[Trystenn]

Thank goodness I had on my false feet.

I had them custom made after somebody dared me to do some firewalking at a party, once.

Good decision, in hindsight.
You know you wouldnt need it, since ash doesnt conduct heat.

[Peter]

Then how is possible for you to have an ingrown toenail?

I just said it wasn't an ingrown toenail!

*pants*

[Chrosis]

You know you wouldnt need it, since ash doesnt conduct heat.

Now you've gone and bamboozled me.

[Trystenn]

Thank you.

Well, one of them, at least.

My feet are different sizes. Like, a solid couple of inches difference.
Dont worry, i have super long eyelashes, everyone has something wierd about them.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Hmm... something's missing...

*Throws a moltov cocktail at Capn' and then starts shooting him*

Now thats better.

BTW: Power Ranger RPG! Now! While I can still see clearly!

*Dies painfully, thus preventing him from posting on any RPG thread.*

*Suck it down.*

[Trystenn]

Now you've gone and bamboozled me.
Really, thats the trick to it all.

[Peter]

Dont worry, i have super long eyelashes, everyone has something wierd about them.

Most guys, actually, have long and attractive eyelashes.

Weird thing of nature.

*shrugs*

[Trystenn]

*Dies painfully, thus preventing him from posting on any RPG thread.*

*Suck it down.*
*Angels Tears*
There now go and post!!!

[Peter]

*Dies painfully, thus preventing him from posting on any RPG thread.*

*Suck it down.*

Munchy, do you have like a resurrect spell, or something?

[Chrosis]

*Dies painfully, thus preventing him from posting on any RPG thread.*

*Suck it down.*


Grr...

*revives Capn'*

Get to work! ...please?

[Trystenn]

Most guys, actually, have long and attractive eyelashes.

Weird thing of nature.

*shrugs*
We arent supposed to though, thats a girl thing.

[Trystenn]

Munchy, do you have like a resurrect spell, or something?
Yeah i used my LoD item on him.

[Peter]

We arent supposed to though, thats a girl thing.

I know, it's one of those weird things.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Most guys, actually, have long and attractive eyelashes.

Weird thing of nature.

*shrugs*

*Bats his eyes.*

*It a totally heterosexual way.*

[Chrosis]

*Bats his eyes.*

*It a totally heterosexual way.*

Bats Capn' in the head with Bats held by Bats in Bat's cave of Bats.

[Peter]

*Bats his eyes.*

*It a totally heterosexual way.*

I think those two are fairly mutually exclusive.

[Trystenn]

I know, it's one of those weird things.
Next thing youll say is that men need sexy smooth legs!

[Peter]

Next thing youll say is that men need sexy smooth legs!

Well, you know, I'm not a big fan of body hair.

And smooth legs can be quite sexy.

What?

[Captain Sarcasm]

I think those two are fairly mutually exclusive.

Yeah, but I'm *that* straight.

...

...not fooling anyone, am I?

[Trystenn]

Well, you know, I'm not a big fan of body hair.

And smooth legs can be quite sexy.

What?
..........................................
Ok im hairy, but not that hairy.

[Chrosis]

Yeah, but I'm *that* straight.

...

...not fooling anyone, am I?

Nope. And by the way, I think Munch feels for you. In a very special way.

Koala Orgies!

[Peter]

Yeah, but I'm *that* straight.

...

...not fooling anyone, am I?

My gaydar hasn't gone 'ding' yet, so I think you're safe.

:)

[Peter]

Koala Orgies!

Koalas are generally too doped up on eucalyptus oil to really be party animals, as it was.

[Chrosis]

My gaydar hasn't gone 'ding' yet, so I think you're safe.

:)

*points accusing finger at Peter*

Haven't you watched "Mind of Mencis"? Only Gays have gaydar!

[Trystenn]

Koalas are generally too doped up on eucalyptus oil to really be party animals, as it was.
Serious?
Man i have to invest in some eucalyptus trees.

[Peter]

Only Gays have gaydar!

But, I thought... what?

[Captain Sarcasm]

My gaydar hasn't gone 'ding' yet, so I think you're safe.

:)

Is there some kind of thing I can buy that'll increase my reading on women's straightdars?

...I figure I need all the help I can get.

[Chrosis]

But, I thought... what?

Watch "Mind of Mencia" on Comedy Central. Very funny stuff.

[Captain Sarcasm]

*points accusing finger at Peter*

Haven't you watched "Mind of Mencis"? Only Gays have gaydar!

Oooh! OOOOH, can I tell him? PLEEEASE?

[Peter]

Is there some kind of thing I can buy that'll increase my reading on women's straightdars?

I don't think those exist.

Sorry :).

[Trystenn]

*points accusing finger at Peter*

Haven't you watched "Mind of Mencis"? Only Gays have gaydar!
.........................................
Duh!!!!

[Chrosis]

Is there some kind of thing I can buy that'll increase my reading on women's straightdars?

...I figure I need all the help I can get.

Don't wear lipstick? Or your sister's jeans?

[Captain Sarcasm]

Koalas are generally too doped up on eucalyptus oil to really be party animals, as it was.

Not if we give them ecstacy!

[Peter]

Oooh! OOOOH, can I tell him? PLEEEASE?

Heh.

Sure, why not? :D

[Trystenn]

But, I thought... what?
Yeah i know, i wonder if he will ever find that out...

[Trystenn]

Heh.

Sure, why not? :D
No lets see how many more ways he can make us laugh.

[Chrosis]

Yeah i know, i wonder if he will ever find that out...

It's sad, really. Poor, poor, Peter. :(

























:D :D AHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Captain Sarcasm]

I don't think those exist.

Sorry :).

Well, I'm fucked. And not literally.

I wish I could just quit choking up whenever I try to talk to them.

Girls frighten me...

[Trystenn]

It's sad, really. Poor, poor, Peter. :(

























:D :D AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Remember they dont have Mencia in Australia, so he might not get it...

[Captain Sarcasm]

It's sad, really. Poor, poor, Peter. :(

:D :D AHAHAHAHAHA!!

So, I'm guessing you know the *very valid reason* why he has that Gay-dar.

[Chrosis]

Remember they dont have Mencia in Australia, so he might not get it...


Dee de Dee! :D

[Peter]

Girls frighten me...

For whatever it's worth, girls frighten me too.

But then I just have as little to do with them as possible.

This isn't really helping much, is it?

[Captain Sarcasm]

Don't wear lipstick? Or your sister's jeans?

But I need to look fabulous!

[Chrosis]

But I need to look fabulous!

RPG! Stay focused!

[Trystenn]

Dee de Dee! :D
lol.

Though there might be a reason for him to have a gadar.

[Captain Sarcasm]

RPG! Stay focused!

*Snaps his fingers three times*

[Chrosis]

lol.

Though there might be a reason for him to have a gadar.

You mean a reason that doesn't point to him screaming "GAY!"? I'm not getting anything.

[Trystenn]

You mean a reason that doesn't point to him screaming "GAY!"? I'm not getting anything.
What the huh?

[Captain Sarcasm]

You mean a reason that doesn't point to him screaming "GAY!"? I'm not getting anything.

...

...you kinda got it right there. I'd come out and say it, but my last bastion of good taste prevents me.

[Chrosis]

And then Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends, went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft!

YYAAYY!! :D

[Captain Sarcasm]

And then Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends, went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft!

YYAAYY!! :D

I'm going to drive a metal spike through your head.

[Chrosis]

I'm going to drive a metal spike through your head.

That's what your mother said.

I'm actually serious. She did say that. Not more than a week ago.

[Captain Sarcasm]

That's what your mother said.

I'm actually serious. She did say that. Not more than a week ago.

She does love her mortal kombat.

[Chrosis]

She does love her mortal kombat.

This is, of course, after my arm is solid ice, my legs are broken, and I'm caught in a death trap.

[Captain Sarcasm]

This is, of course, after my arm is solid ice, my legs are broken, and I'm caught in a death trap.

...oookay...

[Trystenn]

g2g people
Latez!!!

[Chrosis]

...oookay...

Yeah, your Mom is a psycho crazy android Nazi.

I ALMOST FUCKING DIED!!!

[Captain Sarcasm]

Yeah, your Mom is a psycho crazy android Nazi.

I ALMOST FUCKING DIED!!!

And know you know why I hate life.

[Chrosis]

And know you know why I hate life.

I barely lasted ten god damned minutes lad! How can you live with her?! She tried to bloody kill me! Among other things I'd rather not talk about!!!

[Peter]

You know, somehow, when I asked that everybody cut down on the sex-talk, this *isn't* what I had in mind.

:p

[Captain Sarcasm]

You know, somehow, when I asked that everybody cut down on the sex-talk, this *isn't* what I had in mind.

:p

Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids!

[Chrosis]

Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids!

And I haven't said any naught words! I just let the reader guess at my meaning...

[Captain Sarcasm]

And I haven't said any naught words! I just let the reader guess at my meaning...

...wait a minute...

...you were making innuendoes!

SEXUAL ones!

YOU BASTARD!

*Murders Chrosis*

[Chrosis]

...wait a minute...

...you were making innuendoes!

SEXUAL ones!

YOU BASTARD!

*Murders Chrosis*

*revives*

Ooh, we've got a fast learner here!

[Peter]

*revives*

Ooh, we've got a fast learner here!

Ah.

*smacks him*

We've had this discussion before, thank you.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Ah.

*smacks him*

We've had this discussion before, thank you.

Yeah!

*Smacks chrosis.*

I wasn't there for the discussion, but I enjoy smacking people!

[Chrosis]

Yeah!

*Smacks chrosis.*

I wasn't there for the discussion, but I enjoy smacking people!


Because he's a DEE DE DEE!

[Captain Sarcasm]

Because he's a DEE DE DEE!

I'll have you know that I do, in fact suffer from high-functioning Autism.

*Smacs Chrosis again.*

[Chrosis]

I'll have you know that I do, in fact suffer from high-functioning Autism.

*Smacs Chrosis again.*

High functioning Autism? What's that?

[Captain Sarcasm]

High functioning Autism? What's that?

It's a fucking neurodevelopmental disorder.

EDIT: Okay, look, did you see Rain Man? Dustin Hoffman's character had Autism. What I've got isn't as severe, but there are still significant handicaps in social interaction and language comprehension.

[Chrosis]

It's a fucking neurodevelopmental disorder.

Ah, I see. <-- phrase reminds me of a "Who" song.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Ah, I see. <-- phrase reminds me of a "Who" song.

Ah, never mind. Not worth arguing about.

[Peter]

Sorry, watching "Smallville". Back in an hour.

[The Dog]

Dang you people post FAST. And here I thought we weren't going to spam.

Or is that 400+ post count from penis jokes?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Dang you people post FAST. And here I thought we weren't going to spam.

Or is that 400+ post count from penis jokes?



I know.

When I was here last, it was only at about the 50th post, now it past 400. :(



Oh well, nothing to do but set my old shop back up. *Sets the Weapon's Shop back up*.

[The MunchKING]

Lets bathe in liquor!!!
BATHE IN IT?? I thought we were supposed to drink it??

*sings off-key*

OH If I were the king of the woooooooooooooorld!!

I tell you what I'd do.

[The MunchKING]

Munchy, do you have like a resurrect spell, or something?
Yeah...

But maybe I should just bring him back as a mindless Zombie...

[The MunchKING]

Nope. And by the way, I think Munch feels for you. In a very special way.

Koala Orgies!


*railguns him*

[The MunchKING]

You know, somehow, when I asked that everybody cut down on the sex-talk, this *isn't* what I had in mind.

:p
But it's still fun.

[The MunchKING]

Ah.

*smacks him*

We've had this discussion before, thank you.


And I think I'll do my old responce.

*slams Chrosis's head repeatedly into his desk*

[The MunchKING]

Dang you people post FAST. And here I thought we weren't going to spam.

Or is that 400+ post count from penis jokes?
I'm NOT spamming.

[Sean McClain]

*awakens from Unstoppable sleep*

So we're at war now?

Works for me.

[The MunchKING]

*awakens from Unstoppable sleep*

So we're at war now?

Works for me.


Glad you think so.

*railguns him*

[Darkwatch]

The neverending highway continues

[Sean McClain]

Glad you think so.

*railguns him*
*throws Supes away after he's done being a shield*

Time for the celebrations to commence.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hey Munch!


How are you, Big Boss?

[Trystenn]

BATHE IN IT?? I thought we were supposed to drink it??

*sings off-key*

OH If I were the king of the woooooooooooooorld!!

I tell you what I'd do.
We can drink too if you like, im not that dirty.

[Stretch Dude]

I never manage to get a human sized target into more than 23,425 distinct peices.

Clearly you've never incinerated someone.

[Stretch Dude]

The answer is never D.
That's what I learned from Who Wants to be a Millionare.

*blasts JCAll*

The answer to the first question is D!

*laughs evilly*

[Stretch Dude]

In your sleep!?

At last, his identity revealed! THE MUNCHKING IS ROGER PEPITONE!

[Stretch Dude]

Yes, but One would assume that a window must be rather geometrically shaped.
Not hole shaped.

Tell that to them crazy modern architects.

[Stretch Dude]

Do you guys even know what you're talking about anymore? :p

Does that really matter around here?

[Stretch Dude]

<-------------------





I knew you weren't as smart as me, but I didn't think you were DENSE.

JCAll, you have been PWNED by The MunchKING. A loser is you!

[Stretch Dude]

Face Desk Slams, better than a Chuck Norris Roundhouse.

Does this mean Munchy can beat Chuck Norris? :eek:

[Peter]

Well, I certainly can't promise anything in advance, but work up some concepts in detail and we'll see what's possible. However, I'll tell you right now the ''Masquerade Ball'' idea is basically a no-starter. Jonah just doesn't want people running multiple accounts anymore.

Either that or he'd need to delete or the extra accounts afterwards. So yeah, I figured that one was just wishful thinking.

[Peter]

Bloody hell Stretch. You've been hanging around Munchy too long.

We're trying *not* to lose this thread with pointless spam, remember? That's the reason people *don't* bother getting involved.

[Stretch Dude]

Haikus aren't that hard to write.

We could start with something easy, like a third person thread.

Or have every post start with the next letter in the alphabet, or you know, just weird things like that. To challenge people a little.

We could turn the thread into a 5000-post episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway?!

[Stretch Dude]

*Rolls on the ground, screaming, trying desperatly to put out the flames.*

*Everyone laughs even harder*

[Peter]

We could turn the thread into a 5000-post episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway?!

And it would be better than 5000 posts of penis jokes and sex-talk.

[Stretch Dude]

Next thing youll say is that men need sexy smooth legs!

As a Colonel in the Dear-God-I'm-Itchy Brigade, I say we do.

[Stretch Dude]

*points accusing finger at Peter*

Haven't you watched "Mind of Mencis"? Only Gays have gaydar!

*collapses to the floor in hysterics*

[Stretch Dude]

But I need to look fabulous!

Captain, NO ONE looks fabulous in low-riders.

[Stretch Dude]

It's a fucking neurodevelopmental disorder.

EDIT: Okay, look, did you see Rain Man? Dustin Hoffman's character had Autism. What I've got isn't as severe, but there are still significant handicaps in social interaction and language comprehension.

You seem to do fine here.

[Stretch Dude]

Bloody hell Stretch. You've been hanging around Munchy too long.

We're trying *not* to lose this thread with pointless spam, remember? That's the reason people *don't* bother getting involved.

I'm just trying to catch up on the conversations I missed while sleeping.

[Peter]

I'm just trying to catch up on the conversations I missed while sleeping.

Well that's your first mistake. Wasting precious chatting time while sleeping.

[Stretch Dude]

Well that's your first mistake. Wasting precious chatting time while sleeping.

Your comeback shames me.

[Chrosis]

Your comeback shames me.

So does your mother.

[Stretch Dude]

So does your mother.

That's nothing compared to what your mother does to me.

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=13885

"And in the fourth 'Shrek,' I think, I'm going to play two characters: I'm going to play Puss in Boots and his badass brother. So I will have to invent another voice for him."

A character...possibly more badass...than Puss in Boots?! :eek:

[Chrosis]

That's nothing compared to what your mother does to me.

Slowly slices off your skin and eats it while making you watch? Because that's what she did to the last few guys...

[Stretch Dude]

Slowly slices off your skin and eats it while making you watch? Because that's what she did to the last few guys...

No, she hasn't done that yet. Thanks for the warning! *dashes away*

[Sean McClain]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=13885



A character...possibly more badass...than Puss in Boots?! :eek:
What's even more shocking, is that there is going to be FOUR of them. :eek

AND a spinoff movie :eek :eek

[Sean McClain]

Slowly slices off your skin and eats it while making you watch? Because that's what she did to the last few guys...
No woman can resist the raw sex appeal of, wait for it.

The MIGHTY FISH!.

[Chrosis]

No, she hasn't done that yet. Thanks for the warning! *dashes away*

Oh, and don't make her chase you to quickly. She might get carried away.

Honestly, I recommend going to, like, Heaven. I'm pretty sure that's the only place safe from her... wait no. There's also in Chuck Norris' beard.

Okay, now it was Chuck Norris' beard. Looks like she finally got him...

[Chrosis]

No woman can resist the raw sex appeal of, wait for it.

The MIGHTY FISH!.

She told me she's after you next.

[Sean McClain]

She told me she's after you next.
Okay I missed a lot and I don't feel like going back to check.

Sum up the situation with your Ma in two sentences or less.

[Chrosis]

Okay I missed a lot and I don't feel like going back to check.

Sum up the situation with your Ma in two sentences or less.

She does... things to people. The only two safe places were Chuck Norris' beard and Heaven. Then she got Chuck.

He lasted a while, but his Man Beard could only protect him so long...

[Sean McClain]

She does... things to people. The only two safe places were Chuck Norris' beard and Heaven. Then she got Chuck.

He lasted a while, but his Man Beard could only protect him so long...
No woman can resist . . .

ZE POWA!.

[Chrosis]

No woman can resist . . .

ZE POWA!.

Are you saying your power is more powerful than the Man Beard?!

She took him down quite handidly.

[Super Samurai]

She does... things to people. The only two safe places were Chuck Norris' beard and Heaven. Then she got Chuck.

He lasted a while, but his Man Beard could only protect him so long...

Don't worry, Mr.T will save us all.

[The Dog]

She does... things to people. The only two safe places were Chuck Norris' beard and Heaven. Then she got Chuck.

He lasted a while, but his Man Beard could only protect him so long...

Should I be worried? Cause I'm not. Yo momma don't scare me. Nothing scares me...

Except snakes. Is your momma a snake?

[Sean McClain]

Are you saying your power is more powerful than the Man Beard?!

She took him down quite handidly.
Yes, for it is prepared-power.

It was prepared for the inevitable day for when the world goes insane and attacks me. But it will serve in this instance.

[Super Samurai]

Should I be worried? Cause I'm not. Yo momma don't scare me. Nothing scares me...

Except snakes. Is your momma a snake?

Why snakes? I figured since you were an evil overlord you wouldn't be scared of them.

[Chrosis]

Don't worry, Mr.T will save us all.

She's actually going after him as we speak. His afro is currently going down harder than the man beard...

...

...

...

...

almost...

...

...Mr. T aint taking this well...

It's gone.

And now she's going after the bling with the bolt cutters that can split planets.

[Chrosis]

Should I be worried? Cause I'm not. Yo momma don't scare me. Nothing scares me...

Except snakes. Is your momma a snake?


Actually... you're not on her list.

[Guts/Batman]

So who got post #5000?

[Trulyures]

Me of course:) Just kidding, no matter how hard I try you people always get it depending who it is :(

[Trulyures]

Dude my brother and I have Kingdome Hearts 2..... Pretty awesome

[Chrosis]

Dude my brother and I have Kingdome Hearts 2..... Pretty awesome

It looks pretty good. What's the plot?

[Sean McClain]

Dude my brother and I have Kingdome Hearts 2..... Pretty awesome
Hey Tru, how're you?

(return of the Rhymeforce)

[Guts/Batman]

My big bro just got X-Men Legends 2: Rise of Apocalypse...

We are playing...and I'm using Juugernaut. Only.

[Sean McClain]

My big bro just got X-Men Legends 2: Rise of Apocalypse...

We are playing...and I'm using Juugernaut. Only.
Yet another reason why I need money.

[Guts/Batman]

Yet another reason why I need money.

Yea it's pretty sweet beating on bugs and stuff. The powers and stuff are cool but I just like pwning people/things with the Juggernaut. :D

[Trulyures]

Hey Tru, how're you?

(return of the Rhymeforce)
I'm actually am so so... had four hours of sleep yesterday due to assomnia, not good when going to school with not much sleep.... Yet I'm still alive thank God....
What about you? Thank you for asking:)

[Trulyures]

It looks pretty good. What's the plot?
I'm not quiet sure yet because me and my brother just got it yesterday.... but it has squall from FFVIII selphie and some other new characters. The songs are great and OMGOSH the graphics on story mode are awesome

[Sean McClain]

I'm actually am so so... had four hours of sleep yesterday due to assomnia, not good when going to school with not much sleep.... Yet I'm still alive thank God....
What about you? Thank you for asking:)
*will not . . . make . . . joke about . . . assomnia!*

I've been better. My neck is sore and I just got done writing a research paper on Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. And I have a Muscle Project due in two weeks.

But, my 18th birthday is coming up, so that's good. You should try some Melatonin. Knocks you out right good. :)

[The Dog]

My big bro just got X-Men Legends 2: Rise of Apocalypse...

We are playing...and I'm using Juugernaut. Only.

My preferred X-Men Legends 2: Rise of Apocalypse team:

The Juggernaut
Scarlet Witch
Toad
Wolverine


After running through it once:

DEADPOOL
The Juggernaut
Scarlet Witch
Toad

[Guts/Batman]

My preferred X-Men Legends 2: Rise of Apocalypse team:

The Juggernaut
Scarlet Witch
Toad
Wolverine


After running through it once:

DEADPOOL
The Juggernaut
Scarlet Witch
Toad

Yea. We just started...

I have Juggernaut at level 10 right now. Maybe later in the game.

Deadpool is on this game. No freaking way...:D

[The Dog]

Yea. We just started...

I have Juggernaut at level 10 right now. Maybe later in the game.

Deadpool is on this game. No freaking way...:D

First time through as boss-type fight only.

After beating it, you unlock the Merc with a Mouth to play on your team. Get to the Deadpool fight with Deadpool as your main guy and a wierd conversation happens.

[Anthony Johanson]

So who got post #5000?

Mr.JCALL!!!

[Guts/Batman]

First time through as boss-type fight only.

After beating it, you unlock the Merc with a Mouth to play on your team. Get to the Deadpool fight with Deadpool as your main guy and a wierd conversation happens.

I bet. That sounds kickass.

[The Dog]

I bet. That sounds kickass.

There's nothing better than beating a villain and hearing Deadpool say "I win! I win! Neener neener neener!"

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea. We just started...

I have Juggernaut at level 10 right now. Maybe later in the game.

Deadpool is on this game. No freaking way...:D

My Team:

Colossus
Storm
Cyclops
Jean Grey

[Anthony Johanson]

Dude my brother and I have Kingdome Hearts 2..... Pretty awesome

Quoted for truth and great justice.

[Guts/Batman]

My Team:

Colossus
Storm
Cyclops
Jean Grey

We're trying different combos. Jean Grey every now and then. You know, just getting used to who works well together.

[Trystenn]

*will not . . . make . . . joke about . . . assomnia!*

I've been better. My neck is sore and I just got done writing a research paper on Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. And I have a Muscle Project due in two weeks.

But, my 18th birthday is coming up, so that's good. You should try some Melatonin. Knocks you out right good. :)
Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

We're trying different combos. Jean Grey every now and then. You know, just getting used to who works well together.

Colossus is my brick, Storm and Cyclops are my long range attackers/blasters, while Jean Grey is my psionic, its almost balenced. Usually Cyclops and Storm work well together, especially in the late levels. Jean is my backup storm, while Colossus just bashes the front lines.

[Trulyures]

*will not . . . make . . . joke about . . . assomnia!*

I've been better. My neck is sore and I just got done writing a research paper on Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. And I have a Muscle Project due in two weeks.

But, my 18th birthday is coming up, so that's good. You should try some Melatonin. Knocks you out right good. :)
^_^ go right ahead and make it, I need a good laugh anyways:) Happy early birthday?

[Guts/Batman]

Colossus is my brick, Storm and Cyclops are my long range attackers/blasters, while Jean Grey is my psionic, its almost balenced. Usually Cyclops and Storm work well together, especially in the late levels. Jean is my backup storm, while Colossus just bashes the front lines.

Is Colossus quicker/faster than Juggernaut?

My bro doesn't like Cyclops. I don't like Magneto but that's because his powers blew in the first level and you have shit for HP.

[The Dog]

^_^ go right ahead and make it, I need a good laugh anyways:) Happy early birthday?

Hi Truly, I hope you get over you assomnia soon.

Is that where the rest of you falls asleep but you behind remains awake? :D