Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Super Samurai]

If you put a monkey in it, it would be much cooler.

[Sean McClain]

If you put a monkey in it, it would be much cooler.
So, your idea of the perfect movie would be King Kong riding the Hydra, holding aloft Voltron's Blazing Sword, charging into battle against the forces of Giant Superboy-Prime and Cyclopsis, with a two-hour cameo by Samuel L. Jackson.

Huh

[Guts/Batman]

If you put a monkey in it, it would be much cooler.

Everything is better with monkies in it eh?

[Mr.Sandman]

You must be new here. Welcome to the Internet. :rolleyes: :D

*Ultimate unstopable flashy exploding attack of R rated violence*

I'll not take that kinda talk from you...*Checks Roaster*.....Minion Stretch Dude. Keep it up and I'll bust you down to flunky!

Long live the Overlord!

*Kicks aside smoking remains*

[Stretch Dude]

So, your idea of the perfect movie would be King Kong riding the Hydra, holding aloft Voltron's Blazing Sword, charging into battle against the forces of Giant Superboy-Prime and Cyclopsis, with a two-hour cameo by Samuel L. Jackson.

Huh

That would be pretty damn awesome, yes.

[Stretch Dude]

*Ultimate unstopable flashy exploding attack of R rated violence*

I'll not take that kinda talk from you...*Checks Roaster*.....Minion Stretch Dude. Keep it up and I'll bust you down to flunky!

Long live the Overlord!

*Kicks aside smoking remains*

Minion? Who you callin' a minion? What, do I look like a vegetable? If I peel myself, will I make you cry? Huh? Is that what you're sayin'?!

[Sean McClain]

That would be pretty damn awesome, yes.
And it would be marginally better if Sam Jackson turned into a giant robot and Tommy shows up in a two-second cameo, while having mistaken Godzilla for the Dragonzord, blows him up by squinting.

[Mr.Sandman]

Minion? Who you callin' a minion? What, do I look like a vegetable? If I peel myself, will I make you cry? Huh? Is that what you're sayin'?!

....Umm...No...I'm saying you a minion....The kind that does random tasks? That kinda minion?

[Stretch Dude]

And it would be marginally better if Sam Jackson turned into a giant robot and Tommy shows up in a two-second cameo, while having mistaken Godzilla for the Dragonzord, blows him up by squinting.

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track, and Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.

[Stretch Dude]

....Umm...No...I'm saying you a minion....The kind that does random tasks? That kinda minion?

I ain't nobody's minion.

[Sean McClain]

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track, and Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady; and Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

[Mr.Sandman]

I ain't nobody's minion.

Kekekekeke.....Thats what they all say. You see, I've enlisted everybody on the board into my own personal army via forged handsignatures, fake Ids and an uncanny ability to fake voices.

Don't worry though, the contracts only expire in......10 years.

[Stretch Dude]

Kekekekeke.....Thats what they all say. You see, I've enlisted everybody on the board into my own personal army via forged handsignatures, fake Ids and an uncanny ability to fake voices.

Don't worry though, the contracts only expire in......10 years.

My army of Law-Ninja say otherwise.

[Super Samurai]

My army of Law-Ninja say otherwise.

Ooohhh, they must be expensive!

[Anthony Johanson]

I ain't nobody's minion.

I seem to recall that you were emperor Guts's minion.

[Mr.Sandman]

My army of Law-Ninja say otherwise.

Bah....My Army of Law-Pirates have a pretty sound case.....RIGHT?!

Law-Pirates: Arrrrr! *Starts drinking and harassing bar maids in the middle of the courtroom*

[Stretch Dude]

I seem to recall that you were emperor Guts's minion.

Ah, but Guts was the true Malevolent Dictator. Sandman is...Sandman.

[Stretch Dude]

Bah....My Army of Law-Pirates have a pretty sound case.....RIGHT?!

Law-Pirates: Arrrrr! *Starts drinking and harassing bar maids in the middle of the courtroom*

*Law-Ninja quietly slip poison into the Law-Pirates' drinks*

[Sean McClain]

Bah....My Army of Law-Pirates have a pretty sound case.....RIGHT?!

Law-Pirates: Arrrrr! *Starts drinking and harassing bar maids in the middle of the courtroom*
*casts 'Peter Potamus'*

All the attorney you need.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ah, but Guts was the true Malevolent Dictator. Sandman is...Sandman.

True, he has yet to reclaim Overlordship.

As for me being a minion of Sandman....

*sends a random subject to go work in his place*

[Mr.Sandman]

Ah, but Guts was the true Malevolent Dictator. Sandman is...Sandman.

Sandman > Malevolent Dictators

[Stretch Dude]

Sandman > Malevolent Dictators

Spoken like someone who did not know the true power of Malevolent Dictator Guts.

[Mr.Sandman]

True, he has yet to reclaim Overlordship.

As for me being a minion of Sandman....

*sends a random subject to go work in his place*

Bah......Overlordship isn't something you need to reclaim. It's a trait that one never loses.

....of course.....if there are anybody who think I've lose it. Then allow me to offer proof in the form of the following,

*Fires up the mass Drives and Launchs a piece of rock with "We got Motherfuckin' Mass Drivers!" at earth*

[Anthony Johanson]

Spoken like someone who did not know the true power of Malevolent Dictator Guts.

His only negative point was failing to keep some of his loyal subjects under control. But, he did alright.

[Anthony Johanson]

Bah......Overlordship isn't something you need to reclaim. It's a trait that one never loses.

....of course.....if there are anybody who think I've lose it. Then allow me to offer proof in the form of the following,

*Fires up the mass Drives and Launchs a piece of rock with "We got Motherfuckin' Mass Drivers!" at earth*

Meh, that Earth holds no importance to me.

[Mr.Sandman]

Spoken like someone who did not know the true power of Malevolent Dictator Guts.

Feh, you seen one you've seen them all.

Obviously just an attempt to fill the void while I was away...(Conquering new worlds and such...I wasn't doing stuff like being lazy and eating nachos while watching robot chicken and family guy)

[Mr.Sandman]

His only negative point was failing to keep some of his loyal subjects under control. But, he did alright.

Isn't that the one problem all we evil overlord seem to have these days. Feh, nobody seems to like the idea of one person ruling the omniverse.....I wonder why.

*Cracks whip* Back to work slaves! I need my 20 story high statue by monday!!!

[Guts/Batman]

His only negative point was failing to keep some of his loyal subjects under control. But, he did alright.

Yea...

I could have been a Doomesque Malevolent Dictator but was too lazy...

[Mr.Sandman]

Meh, that Earth holds no importance to me.

Good......It's better when you can cause mass detruction and nobody cares. Cuts back on the annoying hero factor.

[Stretch Dude]

Feh, you seen one you've seen them all.

Obviously just an attempt to fill the void while I was away...(Conquering new worlds and such...I wasn't doing stuff like being lazy and eating nachos while watching robot chicken and family guy)

Regardless, he was powerful. I remained loyal to him to the end. And I was powerful.

[Guts/Batman]

Sandman > Malevolent Dictators

This is true.

Even I say "Overlord" Sandman. And I did mention of a greater power...

Could that have been Sandman...? Oh God...I'm a minion. :eek:

[Anthony Johanson]

Isn't that the one problem all we evil overlord seem to have these days. Feh, nobody seems to like the idea of one person ruling the omniverse.....I wonder why.

*Cracks whip* Back to work slaves! I need my 20 story high statue by monday!!!

It seems so, but I'm indifferent to the one person ruling the Omniverse, depends on the competence.

*makes finishing touches to most of empire*

[Anthony Johanson]

Good......It's better when you can cause mass detruction and nobody cares. Cuts back on the annoying hero factor.

Yeah, those hero's always have some bite in them. So annoying, but all the more gratifying when you take them down.

[Anthony Johanson]

This is true.

Even I say "Overlord" Sandman. And I did mention of a greater power...

Could that have been Sandman...? Oh God...I'm a minion. :eek:

Wow, I was a minion of a minion for a little. That was semi-embarassing.

[Guts/Batman]

Regardless, he was powerful. I remained loyal to him to the end. And I was powerful.

Yes...you were loyal to me. Before I adbicated my title...And that Asteroid Calling Satellite still out there under my command.

But now, my country is now a giant amusement park and carnival complete with Carnie Folk and a water park out on the ocean. It's fairly free of sharks...except those damn Great White Sharks...

Damn things are like cockroaches...

Anyways, anyone needs a job, I always have need for carnies and roller coaster operators. Got some monster roller coasters...mile and 2 mile drops...Anti-gravity coasters. Those are particularly fun because you could float out into space, I've lost a few customers to that but they keep coming back to ride it.

[Mr.Sandman]

This is true.

Even I say "Overlord" Sandman. And I did mention of a greater power...

Could that have been Sandman...? Oh God...I'm a minion. :eek:

Ye who embraces his role in life is a wise man.

*Gives Guts a promotion.....to Grunt*

[Guts/Batman]

Wow, I was a minion of a minion for a little. That was semi-embarassing.


You were still pretty high up. It's not like you were a grunt of a grunt...

[Guts/Batman]

Ye who embraces his role in life is a wise man.

*Gives Guts a promotion.....to Grunt*

Uh...thanks Overlord...wait...Shit.

[Anthony Johanson]

You were still pretty high up. It's not like you were a grunt of a grunt...

But y'know, I don't like working under other people. Hence why I formed an empire. But yes, I was high up.

[Sean McClain]

Yes...you were loyal to me. Before I adbicated my title...And that Asteroid Calling Satellite still out there under my command.

But now, my country is now a giant amusement park and carnival complete with Carnie Folk and a water park out on the ocean. It's fairly free of sharks...except those damn Great White Sharks...

Damn things are like cockroaches...

Anyways, anyone needs a job, I always have need for carnies and roller coaster operators. Got some monster roller coasters...mile and 2 mile drops...Anti-gravity coasters. Those are particularly fun because you could float out into space, I've lost a few customers to that but they keep coming back to ride it.
Then it must become my lot to be an expatriate, doing what I can to spread chaotic insanity and keep the bloodstained legacy of Khazan alive.

[Guts/Batman]

Then it must become my lot to be an expatriate, doing what I can to spread chaotic insanity and keep the bloodstained legacy of Khazan alive.

Which coaster would you like to run? The anti-gravity one? Or the one with a 2 mile drop. A lot of people have heart attacks on that one...

[Guts/Batman]

But y'know, I don't like working under other people. Hence why I formed an empire. But yes, I was high up.

That is true...

But you're "Someone above" might have been Yeo or someone...

[Anthony Johanson]

That is true...

But you're "Someone above" might have been Yeo or someone...

Could be, but hey, in the end, everyone has a "someone above".

[Guts/Batman]

Could be, but hey, in the end, everyone has a "someone above".

I could use the term "god" (no...not God) but that seems like it could be used....badly.

[Sean McClain]

Which coaster would you like to run? The anti-gravity one? Or the one with a 2 mile drop. A lot of people have heart attacks on that one...
Something tells me you don't quite grasp the concept of expatriates.

[Anthony Johanson]

I could use the term "god" (no...not God) but that seems like it could be used....badly.

Yeah, I think the terms that could be best used for this is "higher up".

[Guts/Batman]

Something tells me you don't quite grasp the concept of expatriates.

I've heard the term and knew what it meant at one time but....not recently...

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, I think the terms that could be best used for this is "higher up".

As long as it isn't Vince McMahon....

[Anthony Johanson]

As long as it isn't Vince McMahon....

If it was, we would have:

"No Chance In Hell"

[Guts/Batman]

If it was, we would have:

"No Chance In Hell"

Heh...

That's fucking hilarious. "No chance...That's what ya got."

[Sean McClain]

I've heard the term and knew what it meant at one time but....not recently...
Expatriate: A person who is temporarily or permanently residing outside of their country of origin, and who usually want to go back at some point.

Since I think some people might have trouble with that, I'll just go with the ol' Vagabond-Hero bit.

[Anthony Johanson]

Heh...

That's fucking hilarious. "No chance...That's what ya got."

"Up against a machine too strong."

[Guts/Batman]

"Up against a machine too strong."

Too bad the Hart Foundation wasn't still around then. They would have been faces instead of Heels...

[Phrozen]

Then it must become my lot to be an expatriate, doing what I can to spread chaotic insanity and keep the bloodstained legacy of Khazan alive.

I will give you some money to go away. Wait, does this mean I own all of former Khazan now?

[Sean McClain]

I will give you some money to go away. Wait, does this mean I own all of former Khazan now?
Nope, it means that Guts re-took possesion of it and turned it into the Omniverse's Largest Amusement Park. But it is assumed that they still have all of their powers and abilities.

I left to become a vagabond-hero and uphold the ideals of the nation that has turned its back on what made it great.

[Tommy]

For the first time in a very long while this upcoming week I am going to buy more DC than Marvel comics.

[Phrozen]

Nope, it means that Guts re-took possesion of it and turned it into the Omniverse's Largest Amusement Park. But it is assumed that they still have all of their powers and abilities.

I left to become a vagabond-hero and uphold the ideals of the nation that has turned its back on what made it great.

Eh, I still own half. Good, you can bother him and not me. *invests in Omniverse's Largest Amusement Park.*

[The MunchKING]

The Aerial Knockers? Can't stand those things. Besides, I have a "see enemy, kick its ass" instinct. No way I'm letting them drain my health. :D
Why would you LET them drain your health? The things are way to easy.

And their infinate too...

[The MunchKING]

Minion? Who you callin' a minion? What, do I look like a vegetable? If I peel myself, will I make you cry? Huh? Is that what you're sayin'?!
That's ONION. I would make a crack about minion intelligence, but I hired BN.

[The MunchKING]

Bah....My Army of Law-Pirates have a pretty sound case.....RIGHT?!

Law-Pirates: Arrrrr! *Starts drinking and harassing bar maids in the middle of the courtroom*


But I have the King of Pirates on my side!! And she says if youse lily livered pitiful excuse for sea vermin don't stop Right now she'll have your guts for garters.

[The MunchKING]

Good......It's better when you can cause mass detruction and nobody cares. Cuts back on the annoying hero factor.
I'm telling you, if you drop a rock ANYWHERE NEAR my summer home, I'll KNock Your roccks out.

[The MunchKING]

Regardless, he was powerful. I remained loyal to him to the end. And I was powerful.
Key word there. WAS.

[The MunchKING]

Eh, I still own half. Good, you can bother him and not me. *invests in Omniverse's Largest Amusement Park.*
Oooooooooooooooooh... *buys Season Tickets*

[Stretch Dude]

Why would you LET them drain your health? The things are way to easy.

And their infinate too...

One of the key points of Anthony's strategy was to let them knock your HP down to the point where it's flashing red.

And those things pissed me off but good in the Hades Paradox Cup...

[The MunchKING]

One of the key points of Anthony's strategy was to let them knock your HP down to the point where it's flashing red.

And those things pissed me off but good in the Hades Paradox Cup...
Yeah but WHY??

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah but WHY??

I explained that already. In a nutshell, if you have flashing red health, and if you are at the "cliff" in Pride Rock, while holding the Gullwing, you will get about 4x the experience from each one.

The best part is that there are around 100 of them. and when you leave the "cliff" part of Pride Rock and coem back, they respawn.

Yep, cheap way to get experience without leaving the world.

[Gordon Smith]

C'mon guys! Post away! I have seen glaciers that move faster!

[Trulyures]

I'm sorry, I guess I'm just not in the mood to post as much as usual

[Trulyures]

cats are bad. i prefer dogs.
cause you like to eat them;)

[Trulyures]

You've just figured that out NOW?

Well, take off the mask, cause its too late now. You've been infected by the madness.
Not really, if I was affected I wouldn't be the nice sweet Tru I am:)

[Super Samurai]

Not really, if I was affected I wouldn't be the nice sweet Tru I am:)

Even if you were infected I'm sure you'd still be nice, just in a crazy way.

[Trulyures]

Even if you were infected I'm sure you'd still be nice, just in a crazy way.
you kidding me, IRL I am crazy ...lol:D

[Guts/Batman]

Oooooooooooooooooh... *buys Season Tickets*

We're just finishing up another roller coaster. Part haunted house, part house of mirrors and all roller coaster. Big drops...lots of loops. Some anti-gravity...

Reallyquite awesome.

[Guts/Batman]

C'mon guys! Post away! I have seen glaciers that move faster!

I know!!!

This thread does move a lil slow. I can't believe I have caught this much up in the standings...:D

[Trystenn]

Has anyone seen Peter?

[Super Samurai]

Has anyone seen Peter?

He's probably taken some time off.

[Trystenn]

He's probably taken some time off.
I hope i see him soon, and i hope hes doing ok.

[Stretch Dude]

Oh...oh, I'm liking this.

I'm liking this a lot.

AND WE HAVE A SPELL-CHECKER NOW! KICKASS!

[Guts/Batman]

Oh...oh, I'm liking this.

I'm liking this a lot.

AND WE HAVE A SPELL-CHECKER NOW! KICKASS!

We didn't have spell checker before?

[Trystenn]

Oh...oh, I'm liking this.

I'm liking this a lot.

AND WE HAVE A SPELL-CHECKER NOW! KICKASS!
so i i misspell misspell will it fix it?

[Guts/Batman]

so i i misspell misspell will it fix it?

Or Catch...

No Cach...

Nahhhh... The new edit post function kicks so much ass!!!

[Stretch Dude]

so i i misspell misspell will it fix it?

Apparently you have to download it first...

[Stretch Dude]

Or Catch...

No Cach...

Nahhhh... The new edit post function kicks so much ass!!!

Eh now? *tries editing a post*

Kickass, indeed!

[Guts/Batman]

Eh now? *tries editing a post*

Kickass, indeed!

Indeed. Instead of a new screen...can do it in a tinier one inside the box you just typed in...

[Super Samurai]

I'll just use this post to edit it.

EDIT:This rocks

[Sean McClain]

Indeed. Instead of a new screen...can do it in a tinier one inside the box you just typed in...

Well, it appears to me that the waits and the slowdowns were all worth it in the end.

This is awesome!

[Trystenn]

Apparently you have to download it first...
Yeah yeah yeah.

[Super Samurai]

Well, it appears to me that the waits and the slowdowns were all worth it in the end.

It's also nice to know you can go to any page of a thread automatically.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, it appears to me that the waits and the slowdowns were all worth it in the end.

Seems like it is so...

[Eternal Torment]

I have to admit,the page bar thingy is messed up now.Random pages instead of numerical order.For example,right now I see the numbers 46,86,94,95,96.

[Sean McClain]

I have to admit,the page bar thingy is messed up now.Random pages instead of numerical order.For example,right now I see the numbers 46,86,94,95,96.
That's what the Page Skipper is for.

What I said.

[Phrozen]

Well, life is grand. Sean is off bothering someone else. I have a huge tourist attraction right next to my land so my citizens are making bank in hotel and service revenue and I am constructing the most opulent and luxiorious city in history.

[Anthony Johanson]

We didn't have spell checker before?

That's news to me.

[Sean McClain]

Well, life is grand. Sean is off bothering someone else. I have a huge tourist attraction right next to my land so my citizens are making bank in hotel and service revenue and I am constructing the most opulent and luxiorious city in history.
*detonates a random hotel of Phrozen's from far away with mind-bullets*

[Captain Sarcasm]

Fuckity crap, I hate exam week. But woo-hoo, summer!

*Puts on swimsuit and jumps in the lake.*

...oaky, I've got to learn not to do that in April.

As I wait for my genitals to regrow, can anyone tell me if anything's been going on that I need to know?

[Guts/Batman]

As I wait for my genitals to regrow, can anyone tell me if anything's been going on that I need to know?

YEa...

We had a server change.

[Sean McClain]

Fuckity crap, I hate exam week. But woo-hoo, summer!

*Puts on swimsuit and jumps in the lake.*

...oaky, I've got to learn not to do that in April.

As I wait for my genitals to regrow, can anyone tell me if anything's been going on that I need to know?
When you're done fishing your genitals out of your eyes, your prescence is requested at the designated location.

[Anthony Johanson]

Fuckity crap, I hate exam week. But woo-hoo, summer!

*Puts on swimsuit and jumps in the lake.*

...oaky, I've got to learn not to do that in April.

As I wait for my genitals to regrow, can anyone tell me if anything's been going on that I need to know?

Aside from a server switch, nothing has really changed.

[Phrozen]

*detonates a random hotel of Phrozen's from far away with mind-bullets*

*hotel is rebuilt within hours. Large bounty issued for Seans head. 2.4 Million plus land*

[Sean McClain]

*hotel is rebuilt within hours. Large bounty issued for Seans head. 2.4 Million plus land*
You forgot your apostrophe there.

[Phrozen]

You forgot your apostrophe there.

*add another mill*

[Sean McClain]

*add another mill*
And you forgot the period at the end.

[Phrozen]

And you forgot the period at the end.
*throws in another 25 square miles.*

[Sean McClain]

*throws in another 25 square miles.*
Also your statements don't flow correctly into one another.

[Phrozen]

Also your statements don't flow correctly into one another.

Whatever. Don't you have someone else to annoy?

[The Blue Devil]

...*Looks around* That'd be a no.

[The MunchKING]

C'mon guys! Post away! I have seen glaciers that move faster!
Some of us have to work for a living when the board isn't crashed. :p

[The MunchKING]

We're just finishing up another roller coaster. Part haunted house, part house of mirrors and all roller coaster. Big drops...lots of loops. Some anti-gravity...

Reallyquite awesome.
*turns green* hmmmm... maybe not right now...

[The MunchKING]

I know!!!

This thread does move a lil slow. I can't believe I have caught this much up in the standings...:D
*hits him over the head with a big bag of money*

[The MunchKING]

Oh...oh, I'm liking this.

How is it different??

I'm liking this a lot.

It could always do that.

AND WE HAVE A SPELL-CHECKER NOW! KICKASS!
Now n00bs won't have an excuse!! Yeah!!

[Gordon Smith]

There's a spell checker? Where? I can't seem to find the thing.

[The MunchKING]

Eh now? *tries editing a post*

Kickass, indeed!
What does it do??

Munchy will have to see!!

[The MunchKING]

Indeed. Instead of a new screen...can do it in a tinier one inside the box you just typed in...
That might be cool...
30 seconds, hurry up!!!

[Gordon Smith]

Some of us have to work for a living when the board isn't crashed. :p

Hey, I work for a living! I can't even access the Internet at work.

[The MunchKING]

Well, it appears to me that the waits and the slowdowns were all worth it in the end.

This is awesome!

We'll see if it lasts...

Wow... it counts the seconds... I only had to wait 2 seconds before when I tried to post this and when I actually could have posted this. At least according to it.

Rocking

[The MunchKING]

It's also nice to know you can go to any page of a thread automatically.
You can? Does it not require knowing the post number anymore?

[The MunchKING]

I have to admit,the page bar thingy is messed up now.Random pages instead of numerical order.For example,right now I see the numbers 46,86,94,95,96.
Yeah that messed with me when I tried to cruise the new threads.

[The MunchKING]

Well, life is grand. Sean is off bothering someone else. I have a huge tourist attraction right next to my land so my citizens are making bank in hotel and service revenue and I am constructing the most opulent and luxiorious city in history.
Ah what the heck. I'm fealing Generous.

*orders the MVIP suite from The finest hotel near the Theme park*

[The MunchKING]

That's news to me.
I didn't think we did. Hence why n00bs had such horrid spelling.

[The Blue Devil]

Hey, I work for a living! I can't even access the Internet at work.

Feh, loser. Just get one of them brain hook ups. Oh sure, you'll be droolling and crapping yourself, and you'll have gay porn beamed into your brain scarring your eyes, but hey, it's a small price to pay!

[The MunchKING]

Fuckity crap, I hate exam week. But woo-hoo, summer!

*Puts on swimsuit and jumps in the lake.*

...oaky, I've got to learn not to do that in April.

As I wait for my genitals to regrow, can anyone tell me if anything's been going on that I need to know?

BOARD REBOOT!

Well not really. But new Servers.

[The MunchKING]

*hotel is rebuilt within hours. Large bounty issued for Seans head. 2.4 Million plus land*
How much land??

[The Blue Devil]

I didn't think we did. Hence why n00bs had such horrid spelling.

...*Looks around* I blame my keyboard. And God. God hates spelling. Yup.

[The MunchKING]

*add another mill*
Woohoo!! In what currency?

[Phrozen]

How much land??

75 square acres.

[The MunchKING]

And you forgot the period at the end.
*grammer Nazi!!*

[The MunchKING]

*throws in another 25 square miles.*
Not bad for a single hit.

Wanted Dead or Alive I take it?

[The MunchKING]

Whatever. Don't you have someone else to annoy?
No, otherwise he wouldn't be annoying you.

[The MunchKING]

...*Looks around* That'd be a no.
Now The MunchKING is here!!

[The MunchKING]

Now The MunchKING is here!!
12, 9, 5 seconds.

man this counter works!!

[The Blue Devil]

Now The MunchKING is here!!

Making up for lost time, aren't cha'?

[The MunchKING]

Hey, I work for a living! I can't even access the Internet at work.
Neither can I.

But that's the main reason your board is slow...

[Phrozen]

Not bad for a single hit.

Wanted Dead or Alive I take it?

Very dead. I want evidence though

[The MunchKING]

Feh, loser. Just get one of them brain hook ups. Oh sure, you'll be droolling and crapping yourself, and you'll have gay porn beamed into your brain scarring your eyes, but hey, it's a small price to pay!


Yeah, I'll stick with the old fashioned way, thanks.

[The Blue Devil]

It does? Cool.

Awesome. Says I had five seconds to go.

[The MunchKING]

...*Looks around* I blame my keyboard. And God. God hates spelling. Yup.

God hates BAD spelling, you mean?? ;)

[The MunchKING]

75 square acres.
Good enough for now.
No strings attached?

[The Blue Devil]

God hates BAD spelling, you mean?? ;)

...depends on the day of the week.

[The MunchKING]

Making up for lost time, aren't cha'?
He wanted a feild test, I'll GIVE the damn board a feild test.

[The MunchKING]

Very dead. I want evidence though
Well you just said his head, I wanted to know if it should be attached to the rest of him...

[The Blue Devil]

You ARE a field test.

[The MunchKING]

It does? Cool.

Awesome. Says I had five seconds to go.
Isn't it though??

I guess everyone's finding aspects of the board they like.

[Phrozen]

Good enough for now.
No strings attached?

The usual contract. Payment for services recieved.

[The MunchKING]

You ARE a field test.

Damn skippy. If it can live through this, it can handle anything short of true TMI.

[The MunchKING]

The usual contract. Payment for services recieved.
You bought yourself a hit.

[The MunchKING]

...depends on the day of the week.
Well it IS coming up on the sabbath. I'd avoid ticking him off.

[The MunchKING]

There's a spell checker? Where? I can't seem to find the thing.
How hard di you look?

[The MunchKING]

*chucks a gernade at sean*

SPAM-BOMB!!!

[The Blue Devil]

Well it IS coming up on the sabbath. I'd avoid ticking him off.

Yeah, but me merely being ticks him off. Dunno why...

At least those Reaper Dragons haven't shown up...again...damn they were annoying...

[The MunchKING]

*looks up from behind his cover and shoots him a few more times*

[The Blue Devil]

Shoot him again, he's not dead yet!

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, but me merely being ticks him off. Dunno why...

You tried prayer?

At least those Reaper Dragons haven't shown up...again...damn they were annoying...


Can't imagine why. They weren't much of a threat to me.

[The MunchKING]

Shoot him again, he's not dead yet!

*Kicks Sean's Balls through his head*

Think that got him?

[The MunchKING]

Now all I got to do is chop off Sean's head, deliver it to Phoz, and cocllect my deed.

And cash of course.

[The Blue Devil]

You tried prayer?




Can't imagine why. They weren't much of a threat to me.

Thus why I said 'annoying'. I mean, come on. They're like ants: not threatning yet alot of 'em. Plus the whole 'Rest of the world dissapearing' thing. Meh.

And I think it has something to do with me saving the life of Bun Bun when he was but a wee baby...or something involving Scarface...

Hell, I don't know. All I know is that the Devil won't return my calls, and God keeps asking me when the next Keg party will be...

[The MunchKING]

*pulls out an axe*

Good thing I always keep it sharp...

*a few moments later*

Here ya go Phroz! Sean's Head. Silver platter's extra if you want it.

[The MunchKING]

Thus why I said 'annoying'. I mean, come on. They're like ants: not threatning yet alot of 'em. Plus the whole 'Rest of the world dissapearing' thing. Meh.

can be a bit of a bummer, yeah.

And I think it has something to do with me saving the life of Bun Bun when he was but a wee baby...or something involving Scarface...

Yeah well. Try concicrating Bun Bun. One way or another ALL your problems will be over. ;)

Hell, I don't know. All I know is that the Devil won't return my calls, and God keeps asking me when the next Keg party will be...


Sweeeeet!! Got a date set for that keg party??

[The Blue Devil]

*Kicks Sean's Balls through his head*

Think that got him?

Nah, he twitched. You always have to kill 'em again after they twitch.

Or better yet, shoot him three times in the head, once from the front, once from the side and the last time from the back, then use an anceint binding spell on his soul to send it into oblivion, all the while cremating his body and casting his ashes across all the lands of Hell.

Even then, he has a chance of survival.

[The Blue Devil]

Yeah well. Try concicrating Bun Bun. One way or another ALL your problems will be over. ;)

Meh, either way.


Sweeeeet!! Got a date set for that keg party??

Yeah, actually. June 6th of this year.

[Sean McClain]

Nah, he twitched. You always have to kill 'em again after they twitch.

Or better yet, shoot him three times in the head, once from the front, once from the side and the last time from the back, then use an anceint binding spell on his soul to send it into oblivion, all the while cremating his body and casting his ashes across all the lands of Hell.

Even then, he has a chance of survival.
*stands around looking at the scene as Munch and BD beat some random guy*

Uh, I was offline during all this abuse, y'know.

[The MunchKING]

Nah, he twitched. You always have to kill 'em again after they twitch.

Chopping his head off tends to work.

Unless he's one of the creepier undead.

Or better yet, shoot him three times in the head, once from the front, once from the side and the last time from the back,

But then Phroz wouldn't get his trophey!!

then use an anceint binding spell on his soul to send it into oblivion, all the while cremating his body and casting his ashes across all the lands of Hell.

Too much work. Besides, if he comes back, I get paid for another hit.

Even then, he has a chance of survival.

It's SO. I KILLED him, and I still know he'll be back.

Or a clone, or robot version of him will.

[The Blue Devil]

*stands around looking at the scene as Munch and BD beat some random guy*

Uh, I was offline during all this abuse, y'know.

Thanks for the target. Ready Munch? Let's kill 'em TN style.

[The MunchKING]

Meh, either way.




Yeah, actually. June 6th of this year.


Woooohooo!! Toga! Toga!! Toga!!

[The MunchKING]

*stands around looking at the scene as Munch and BD beat some random guy*

Uh, I was offline during all this abuse, y'know.
Benifit of my awesomeness. I dragged your persona online through sheer badass. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Thanks for the target. Ready Munch? Let's kill 'em TN style.


hows that?? Get him likkered up and send him chaising bears in his fruit of the looms??

Or just plugging him with the shotgun??

[The MunchKING]

Benifit of my awesomeness. I dragged your persona online through sheer badass. ;)


Cause if there's two things you don't want to mess with, it's Texas and the MunchKING. ;)

[The Blue Devil]

hows that?? Get him likkered up and send him chaising bears in his fruit of the looms??

Or just plugging him with the shotgun??

Both. At the same time.

[Sean McClain]

Benifit of my awesomeness. I dragged your persona online through sheer badass. ;)
Actually, my computer malfunctioned, so I had to finish watching that episode of Ninja Storm and reboot.

I'm a multitasker.

*casts 'Spoonin' with the Blob' on BD*

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, OK, she handles pretty well.

Gordon, for now I'm giving the board a temporary Seal of Approval.

[The MunchKING]

Both. At the same time.
ALways fun, dat.

[The Blue Devil]

Both. At the same time.

Up the ass.

[Sean McClain]

Yeah, OK, she handles pretty well.

Gordon, for now I'm giving the board a temporary Seal of Approval.
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/222/11722287608245802458/mt1133131898.jpg

[The MunchKING]

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/222/11722287608245802458/mt1133131898.jpg
Mine's cooler.

[The Blue Devil]

Now, now. We don't need to give it the GOD Seal yet.

[The MunchKING]

Up the ass.
Just cause that's how yOU like it...

[The MunchKING]

Now, now. We don't need to give it the GOD Seal yet.
Nintendo is SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not God.

Especailly post-SNES.

[Sean McClain]

Nintendo is SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not God.

Especailly post-SNES.
*casts 'Wii-Wii'*

[The Blue Devil]

Just cause that's how yOU like it...

Nah that's how HE likes it.

Or was that Peter...

[The MunchKING]

*casts 'Wii-Wii'*
wii wii??

I don't want to know.

[The Blue Devil]

Nintendo is SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not God.

Especailly post-SNES.

Ment moreso on terms of durablity. You could not break those things...(Hell, I've yet to accidentally break any GC stuff...)

[The MunchKING]

Nah that's how HE likes it.

Or was that Peter...
I happen to know Peter's way to chaste for two at a time up the ass.

[Sean McClain]

Just cause that's how yOU like it...
BD's goin' to work.

At the fudge factory.

[The Blue Devil]

wii wii??

I don't want to know.

Name of the new system from the Big N. Wii. (Though I think it's a hoax...)

[The MunchKING]

Ment moreso on terms of durablity. You could not break those things...(Hell, I've yet to accidentally break any GC stuff...)


Bah. The game's have been Mediocre since Chrono Trigger.

[The Blue Devil]

I happen to know Peter's way to chaste for two at a time up the ass.

Then it's Sean. ...or BigJay...

[The MunchKING]

Name of the new system from the Big N. Wii. (Though I think it's a hoax...)


I knew that. but that doesn't make it a spell.

[The MunchKING]

BD's goin' to work.

At the fudge factory.
Work?? He thinks it's all play.

[Sean McClain]

wii wii??

I don't want to know.
Nintendo Goes Wii on Your Face! (http://www.engadget.com/2006/04/27/nintendo-wii-the-revolution-gets-a-real-name/)

[The Blue Devil]

Bah. The game's have been Mediocre since Chrono Trigger.

Well what do you expect? It's CHRONO TRIGGER. Though you have to give props to Resident Evil Four...

That and the new Zelda game looks AWESOME.

[The MunchKING]

Then it's Sean. ...or BigJay...
Don't try to BS me... I know allabout your illict behavior.

[The MunchKING]

http://www.engadget.com/2006/04/27/nintendo-wii-the-revolution-gets-a-real-name/
I saw about it on Real Life.

[The Blue Devil]

Work?? He thinks it's all play.

I've been hanging around you people (Things?) too long.

[The MunchKING]

Well what do you expect? It's CHRONO TRIGGER. Though you have to give props to Resident Evil Four...

That and the new Zelda game looks AWESOME.


Well I couldn't rember when Chono Trigger came out, so they may have had some cool games one the SNES afterward.

But post SNES, it's all mediocre.

[Sean McClain]

Then it's Sean. ...or BigJay...
You have to have sex to be gay, lad.

[The MunchKING]

I've been hanging around you people (Things?) too long.

Things/?? I'm Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall man. Just ask Bebs. ;)

[The MunchKING]

You have to have sex to be gay, lad.
Not entirly true, but I get your drift.

[The Blue Devil]

You have to have sex to be gay, lad.

Nah. YOu can be gay without having sex. After all, look at yourself.

And AllStar Batman.

[Sean McClain]

Things/?? I'm Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall man. Just ask Bebs. ;)
Watch out, he may be a Scientologist in disguise!

Nice try, Terl; but you won't get us with your cock-eyed cameras and your weird, blue-hued universe.

[The Blue Devil]

Don't try to BS me... I know allabout your illict behavior.

We're comunists, comrad. We ALL have the same behavior: Random violent and insane geekdome.

[Sean McClain]

Nah. YOu can be gay without having sex. After all, look at yourself.

And AllStar Batman.
I'm looking, and I don't see no gay.

Then again, I don't have your mirror.

[The MunchKING]

Nah. YOu can be gay without having sex. After all, look at yourself.

And AllStar Batman.
Peter is also a card carrying member of the chasity club.

[The Blue Devil]

Watch out, he may be a Scientologist in disguise!

Nice try, Terl; but you won't get us with your cock-eyed cameras and your weird, blue-hued universe.

What, those idiots? Everyone knows we're REALLY being ruled over by the Turky People from Kiblar Seven Prime.

[The MunchKING]

I'm looking, and I don't see no gay.

Then again, I don't have your mirror.


Oooooooooooooooooh. Diss.

[The Blue Devil]

I'm looking, and I don't see no gay.

Then again, I don't have your mirror.

That's called denile. Much like the river. That flows through your penis.

And I don't have a mirror. My reflection keeps on flipping me off.

[The MunchKING]

Watch out, he may be a Scientologist in disguise!

Nice try, Terl; but you won't get us with your cock-eyed cameras and your weird, blue-hued universe.
Have to be a hell of a disguise.

Besides, YOUR the one posting in blue...

[Sean McClain]

What, those idiots? Everyone knows we're REALLY being ruled over by the Turky People from Kiblar Seven Prime.
Turkey People, what crack are you on?

We're actually ruled by Flying Octopoidal Gorrilas with Jewish Mothers for Heads.

[The MunchKING]

We're comunists, comrad. We ALL have the same behavior: Random violent and insane geekdome.
Nonsense!! Munchy is an imperialist, and a capitalist at heart.

No communism.

[The MunchKING]

What, those idiots? Everyone knows we're REALLY being ruled over by the Turky People from Kiblar Seven Prime.
I thought I ate them for thanksgiving dinner??

[Sean McClain]

Have to be a hell of a disguise.

Besides, YOUR the one posting in blue...
Only because I'm too cool to post in any other color.

And BD, maybe your mirror is trying to tell you something.

[The MunchKING]

Turkey People, what crack are you on?

We're actually ruled by Flying Octopoidal Gorrilas with Jewish Mothers for Heads.


calamari!!

AND Gorrilla meat!!

AND wings!! Oh this is going to taste Sooooooooooooooooooooooo good!

[The Blue Devil]

Turkey People, what crack are you on?

We're actually ruled by Flying Octopoidal Gorrilas with Jewish Mothers for Heads.

No, no, no. That's what they WANT you to think. Much like how they WANT you to think that there are actually gay men in the world. There aren't. They're just puppets. They hold within them the eggs. Some might have a crush or two on a girl...

[The MunchKING]

Only because I'm too cool to post in any other color.


Indigo is much more regal.

[The Blue Devil]

Nonsense!! Munchy is an imperialist, and a capitalist at heart.

No communism.

Bah, you know that they're all the same thing when you get right down to it. Your will belongs to us. Your soul...put it away child. We don't want something that dirty.

[The MunchKING]

No, no, no. That's what they WANT you to think. Much like how they WANT you to think that there are actually gay men in the world. There aren't. They're just puppets. They hold within them the eggs. Some might have a crush or two on a girl...


So peter is fictional?? And EmmaFrost?

[Sean McClain]

No, no, no. That's what they WANT you to think. Much like how they WANT you to think that there are actually gay men in the world. There aren't. They're just puppets. They hold within them the eggs. Some might have a crush or two on a girl...
*casts 'Liberation through Explosion'*

Now there are none of either, happy?

[The Blue Devil]

So peter is fictional?? And EmmaFrost?

No, they're real. They just don't know that they're not really gay.

[The MunchKING]

Bah, you know that they're all the same thing when you get right down to it. Your will belongs to us. Your soul...put it away child. We don't want something that dirty.

You can have my gold, but there is one thing you cannot Possibly take...

THE MUNCHKING'S WILL IS HIS OWN!!!

[The MunchKING]

*casts 'Liberation through Explosion'*

Now there are none of either, happy?
Dang it!! I wanted dinner!!

And when's Phroz going to show up to collect your head??

[The Blue Devil]

You can have my gold, but there is one thing you cannot Possibly take...

THE MUNCHKING'S WILL IS HIS OWN!!!

That's what China WANTS you to think. They're taking over with Chuck Norris jokes.

[The MunchKING]

No, they're real. They just don't know that they're not really gay.
Dang.

I mean ummmmmm... Yeah?

[The MunchKING]

That's what China WANTS you to think. They're taking over with Chuck Norris jokes.
Good thing I shoot those on sight then, isn't it?

[Sean McClain]

Dang it!! I wanted dinner!!

And when's Phroz going to show up to collect your head??
My head? You cut off some other schmoe's head.

I can make you a head if you want.

[The MunchKING]

My head? You cut off some other schmoe's head..

Then why is YOUR head the one jabbering at me from my saddlebag?

[The Blue Devil]

Dang.

I mean ummmmmm... Yeah?

So, who gets to break it to them that they have an alien turky egg in their spleen?

[The MunchKING]

So, who gets to break it to them that they have an alien turky egg in their spleen?

The doctor??

[The Blue Devil]

Good thing I shoot those on sight then, isn't it?

You have NO idea. If ever a Chuck Norris fan starts to bug you, use this against him:

Chuck Norris once tried to round house kick a Komodo Dragon. He also used to have four legs.

[The Blue Devil]

The doctor??

Nah, doctor's aren't real, silly. (Except THE Doctor...Who)

[The MunchKING]

You have NO idea. If ever a Chuck Norris fan starts to bug you, use this against him:

Chuck Norris once tried to round house kick a Komodo Dragon. He also used to have four legs.


bah that's lame. I prefer to mention how Chuck Norris used to rule, until he met the MunchKING. ;0

[The MunchKING]

Nah, doctor's aren't real, silly. (Except THE Doctor...Who)

nah we had a proctoligist on here earlier.

[Sean McClain]

Then why is YOUR head the one jabbering at me from my saddlebag?
Passive Telepathy,works by reviving the guy's head and allowing me to talk from a far distance.

[The MunchKING]

Passive Telepathy,works by reviving the guy's head and allowing me to talk from a far distance.
Well your dead body isn't THAT far away... I mean it's just over there...

[The Blue Devil]

Well your dead body isn't THAT far away... I mean it's just over there...

What the hell is that bear doing to it? Oh, that...

[The MunchKING]

What the hell is that bear doing to it? Oh, that...


Thus an answer to your question, Yes bear DO do that. On the plains as well as the woods apperently.

[Sean McClain]

Well your dead body isn't THAT far away... I mean it's just over there...
As I have stated before, that is not my body.

I am merely using mental powers that were gained from the Altar of True Rock to revive the head and communicate through it.

It might have been venomslash that you killed.

[The MunchKING]

*launches another SPAM-BOMB! for fun.*

[Sean McClain]

*launches another SPAM-BOMB! for fun.*
*SPAM-BOMB is countered by Sandwich-Grenade w/ Extra Mustard*

[The MunchKING]

As I have stated before, that is not my body.

Looked like your body...

targeted like your body...

DNA sampling willo say it's your body...

I am merely using mental powers that were gained from the Altar of True Rock to revive the head and communicate through it.

It might have been venomslash that you killed.

I know who I killed. So what are you? Clone? Robot?? Simalicrum? It's been a while since I've seen a simalicrum.

[The MunchKING]

*SPAM-BOMB is countered by Sandwich-Grenade w/ Extra Mustard*
Dang!! Well now at least I got lunch!!

[Sean McClain]

Looked like your body...

targeted like your body...

DNA sampling willo say it's your body...



I know who I killed. So what are you? Clone? Robot?? Simalicrum? It's been a while since I've seen a simalicrum.
He's the clone.

I keep them around for . . . mostly annoying purposes.

Keep that head if you want, I'm not using it.

[The MunchKING]

He's the clone.

I keep them around for . . . mostly annoying purposes.

Keep that head if you want, I'm not using it.


Actually you are. It's your TP focus, rember??

[Sean McClain]

Actually you are. It's your TP focus, rember??
Focus? Hell no.

I'm not even paying attention while I'm doing that. I'm paying attention to Bob Dole admitting he is an energy being stored in a crystal that will only come out when welfare reforms are passed and Viagra becomes free.

[The MunchKING]

Focus? Hell no.

You have no idea what a spell focus is do you?


I'm not even paying attention while I'm doing that. I'm paying attention to Bob Dole admitting he is an energy being stored in a crystal that will only come out when welfare reforms are passed and Viagra becomes free.

so in other words your tripping off your gourd.

Just what I expected from someone who's head is several miles from his body.

[Sean McClain]

You have no idea what a spell focus is do you?




so in other words your tripping off your gourd.

Just what I expected from someone who's head is several miles from his body.
No, Saturday Night Live is on.

Why else would I not be tripping balls?

[The MunchKING]

No, Saturday Night Live is on.

Why else would I not be tripping balls?
Because they went through your head?

[Sean McClain]

Because they went through your head?
Not my head.

[The MunchKING]

Not my head.
right through your head.

[Sean McClain]

right through your head.
Hm, I forgot that you're talking to the clone head.

[The MunchKING]

Hm, I forgot that you're talking to the clone head.
i told ya so.

[Sean McClain]

i told ya so.
Still, not *my* head, but the clone head.

Upon his death, he became a seperate individual from myself.

[The MunchKING]

Still, not *my* head, but the clone head.

Upon his death, he became a seperate individual from myself.
Yeah yeah... I was paid to kill you. Doesn't really matter to me which You I kill.