Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Sean McClain]

*throws replicas of Pachacamac Negative Style and Pachacamac Interlocking style pots at Sean*

Barg. Ceramics sucks.
*uses Lighthouse of Strobe-Bulby Doom to totally weird out Phrozen*

I actually have one of these in my living room.

[Guts/Batman]

No, the Jamie-Betsy Braddock crap.

If new writters were not on the horizon, I would so drop the entire X-line. And really X-Factor is the only worthwhile on going.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I thought about getting the Apocalypse arc but I have passed on it...

Though I did read the pre-quel arc in C/D..

[Peter]

Bah, we all know that my fanfic is the only PR fanfic that counts.

Maybe stuff from Ellen Brand, but that'd be the absolute limit.

Woot, 3000th post!

Sorry Trys :D.

[Tommy]

I know you.... what a stranger you have been
Yes, I have been a stranger lately.

apparently everyone picked a color for their text in my absence.

[Peter]

Well I am glad about that.

I knew it was going to be horrifically bad when I saw Storm wondering around Africa with two tigars. I supose she must have broken into Kenya's Zoo since Tigars do not live in Africa.

Tigers are also spelt with an "er" at the end, too.

:p

[Trystenn]

Well I am glad about that.

I knew it was going to be horrifically bad when I saw Storm wondering around Africa with two tigars. I supose she must have broken into Kenya's Zoo since Tigars do not live in Africa.
lol
what do you expect? "If it aint a wolf, its African!"

[Peter]

Hmmmmmm Maybe not, but it exists in the Movie X-verse, IOW....
Iceman

Is too awesome for anything to even attempt to corrupt.

[Trystenn]

Woot, 3000th post!

Sorry Trys :D.
*Eyes Peter*
You know you did that on purpose...

[Trulyures]

I hope not, but thn again you ARE a she-devil.
no, I'm not[/[COLOR=Plum]COLOR] Well, that's a vampire isn't it....

[Trystenn]

Is too awesome for anything to even attempt to corrupt.
Hey you dont know, maybe it is...

[Peter]

*Eyes Peter*
You know you did that on purpose...

<_<

>_>

Maybe.

[Trulyures]

Yes, I have been a stranger lately.

apparently everyone picked a color for their text in my absence.
Well, Peter told us to pick a color..... I'm glad you're back, we've missed you :)

[Trystenn]

no, I'm not[/[COLOR=Plum]COLOR] Well, that's a vampire isn't it....
....................................
No a she devil is a....she Devil.

[Tommy]

lol
what do you expect? "If it aint a wolf, its African!"
There were like 17 people involved with the production of this book, yet none of them picked up on that?

[Phrozen]

*uses Lighthouse of Strobe-Bulby Doom to totally weird out Phrozen*

I actually have one of these in my living room.
I have seen the erotic pots of the Chimu people. It doesn't get weirder then that. (Some of the positions are *ahem* physically impossible)

[Guts/Batman]

<_<

>_>

Maybe.

You know you did it on purpose...

Just admit it and we can move on. Plus, I have found a counter to this color type thing. Just highlight it and it is all white!!!

[Trulyures]

....................................
No a she devil is a....she Devil.
Well, then no, I am not *humph*

[Trystenn]

<_<

>_>

Maybe.
................................
I KNEW IT!!!!

[Sean McClain]

I have seen the erotic pots of the Chimu people. It doesn't get weirder then that. (Some of the positions are *ahem* physically impossible)
Well what do you expect? It's a goddamm drawing of sex.

Of course it's going to be impossible. If it wasn't impossible to do, why would you be drawing it and not doing it?

[Phrozen]

Well what do you expect? It's a goddamm drawing of sex.

Of course it's going to be impossible. If it wasn't impossible to do, why would you be drawing it and not doing it?

It isn't drawings. It is molded pottery that people used. Lots of the positions are physically possible just some aren't.

[Trystenn]

There were like 17 people involved with the production of this book, yet none of them picked up on that?
Hey they are comic book nerds, not zooligists.

[Anthony Johanson]

So, I'd be good, then.

:)

Holy crap, Peter's back!

[Tommy]

Holy crap!
What is Holy Crap suposed to be?

[Peter]

Hey they are comic book nerds, not zooligists.

It's pretty basic knowledge that tigers only live in Asia, though. I mean, that's grade-school geography/social studies, if nothing else.

[Anthony Johanson]

What is Holy Crap suposed to be?

Crap that has been blessed, most likely.

[Chrosis]

................................
I KNEW IT!!!!

Say it ain't so!

[Anthony Johanson]

Say it ain't so!

How many times have you said that?

[Chrosis]

How many times have you said that?

I think that's four or five.

[Anthony Johanson]

I think that's four or five.

Well, at least you aren't fainting now.

[Chrosis]

Well, at least you aren't fainting now.

Or snapping fingers. Or going crazy about credentials. Or laughing while taking HALLS.

[Anthony Johanson]

Or snapping fingers. Or going crazy about credentials. Or laughing while taking HALLS.

Snapping Fingers were okay, I used to do the snapping fingers, but hey. Credentials and evil laugh are another matter.

HALLS were also okay.

[Chrosis]

Snapping Fingers were okay, I used to do the snapping fingers, but hey. Credentials and evil laugh are another matter.

HALLS were also okay.

Lets not forget when I would let the laughter set in.

[Anthony Johanson]

Lets not forget when I would let the laughter set in.

Oh yeah, that.

[Tommy]

*Stabs someone*

[Sean McClain]

*Stabs someone*
Damn that smarts! *rubs arm*

[Chrosis]

*Stabs someone*

*slaps back*

Wait, I forgot something...

*bitches*

That's it...

*bitchslaps back*

Perfect! Now get to work Sean, or I will be forced to use this awe inspiring technique on your person.

[Sean McClain]

*slaps back*

Wait, I forgot something...

*bitches*

That's it...

*bitchslaps back*

Perfect! Now get to work Sean, or I will be forced to use this awe inspiring technique on your person.
A quick note, Ub-Goob:

Pimp-Smack(me) > Bitch-Smack(you)

[Tommy]

With all this bitch slapping going on, I feel like I am on an episode of Dynasty.

[Sean McClain]

With all this bitch slapping going on, I feel like I am on an episode of Dynasty.
This is Dallas, you bitch! *slaps Tommy*

:p

[Chrosis]

With all this bitch slapping going on, I feel like I am on an episode of Dynasty.

*tackles/bodyslams Tommy*

IT'S THE PAIN TRAIN, BITCH!!

[Sean McClain]

*tackles/bodyslams Tommy*

IT'S THE PAIN TRAIN, BITCH!!
*drops the one thing even TOAA/The Prescence could not lift on Chrosis*

END OF THE LINE, BITCHES!

[Chrosis]

*drops the one thing even TOAA/The Prescence could not lift on Chrosis*

END OF THE LINE, BITCHES!

Chrosis *to man on the ground crying*: YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A COVER SHEET, ON YOUR TPS REPORT!

Janice: Hey Chrosis!

Chrosis *to Janice: Hey, Janice- *to man* MOTHER F*CKER!

[Sean McClain]

Chrosis *to man on the ground crying*: YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A COVER SHEET, ON YOUR TPS REPORT!

Janice: Hey Chrosis!

Chrosis *to Janice: Hey, Janice- *to man* MOTHER F*CKER!
I stand cornfused by your lack of utter relevance to anything ever.

[Chrosis]

I stand cornfused by your lack of utter relevance to anything ever.

Just watch this...

The Office LineBacker (http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/542/)

[Sean McClain]

Just watch this...

The Office LineBacker (http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/542/)
Now I am reminded. *ZAP*

*Chrosis is now compelled to do the Mario*

[Chrosis]

Now I am reminded. *ZAP*

*Chrosis is now compelled to do the Mario*

Luckily, I have contemplated my existence, and am closer to God. That adds +20 to my will stats, making me immune to your trickery.

[Sean McClain]

Luckily, I have contemplated my existence, and am closer to God. That adds +20 to my will stats, making me immune to your trickery.
Trickery? I see no trickery?

And I believe that you have a Mario to do?

[Chrosis]

Trickery? I see no trickery?

And I believe that you have a Mario to do?

Explain to me what a Mario is. Mario the eyetalian plumber?

[The Dog]

*Picks up a plot device Louisville Slugger, holding the handle with one hand, tapping it against my other hand*

You know that which gives me joy? Baseball. And when I'm out there in the field, I'm going out there for myself. But I get nowhere unless the team wins. I'm talking here about team Dog, and it's time for a home run.

*Changes my hold on it and beats Chrosis about the head before splattering it everywhere with a slam to the top of the head. I turn and do the same to Sean. I then look at my blood-stained bat*

Look what you two idiots did! My bat's all dirty with blood, skull, and brains! Do you know how long It'll take to clean it!?

[Sean McClain]

Explain to me what a Mario is. Mario the eyetalian plumber?

DO THE MARIO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxd-mI5bT-o&search=Do%20the%20Mario)

[Sean McClain]

*Picks up a plot device Louisville Slugger, holding the handle with one hand, tapping it against my other hand*

You know that which gives me joy? Baseball. And when I'm out there in the field, I'm going out there for myself. But I get nowhere unless the team wins. I'm talking here about team Dog, and it's time for a home run.

*Changes my hold on it and beats Chrosis about the head before splattering it everywhere with a slam to the top of the head. I turn and do the same to Sean. I then look at my blood-stained bat*

Look what you two idiots did! My bat's all dirty with blood, skull, and brains! Do you know how long It'll take to clean it!?
*looks up from space at bloodsplattered clone*

I always did like basketball better

[Chrosis]

*Picks up a plot device Louisville Slugger, holding the handle with one hand, tapping it against my other hand*

You know that which gives me joy? Baseball. And when I'm out there in the field, I'm going out there for myself. But I get nowhere unless the team wins. I'm talking here about team Dog, and it's time for a home run.

*Changes my hold on it and beats Chrosis about the head before splattering it everywhere with a slam to the top of the head. I turn and do the same to Sean. I then look at my blood-stained bat*

Look what you two idiots did! My bat's all dirty with blood, skull, and brains! Do you know how long It'll take to clean it!?

*stands up with a caved in skull*

Whee!!!

[Super Samurai]

*looks up from space at bloodsplattered clone*

I always did like basketball better

You should see hockey.

[Sean McClain]

*stands up with a caved in skull*

Whee!!!
He's now 50% smarter!

[The Dog]

*stands up with a caved in skull*

Whee!!!

Well, didn't want to have to do this... alright I did. So sue me.

*Shoves the caved skull Chrosis into a large meat grinder and forcing the bloody chunks into a perservative jar, screwing the cap on tight*

Who wants perserved Chrosis? I'm selling'em cheap!

[Tommy]

I killed a man, just to watch him die.

[Sean McClain]

You should see hockey.
Why, it's just Canadians and sometimes redneck Americans beating the piss out of each other and sometimes slapping a puck around.

At least with a soccer riot, you're guaranteed that someone is going to be at least severely hurt, if not killed.

[The Dog]

*looks up from space at bloodsplattered clone*

I always did like basketball better

*Teleports behind Sean, holding an automatic air pump and an empty basketball*

Really now? Allow me to accomodate.

*forces the basketball into Sean's mouth and uses the pump to blow the basketball up until it explodes, ripping Sean's head to bits from within*

[Chrosis]

Well, didn't want to have to do this... alright I did. So sue me.

*Shoves the caved skull Chrosis into a large meat grinder and forcing the bloody chunks into a perservative jar, screwing the cap on tight*

Who wants perserved Chrosis? I'm selling'em cheap!

*soul leaves the jar, and sits on Dog's shoulder*

I'll buy it!

[The Dog]

I killed a man, just to watch him die.

I killed a man, simply because I had nothing better to do at the time.

[The Dog]

*soul leaves the jar, and sits on Dog's shoulder*

I'll buy it!

*Shoves Chrosis' soul into Tommy's body for no real reason*

[Chrosis]

I killed a man, simply because I had nothing better to do at the time.

I killed a man... well... he's dead, lets leave it at that.

[Tommy]

I killed a man, simply because I had nothing better to do at the time.
I killed a man, just to take his place in line.

[Sean McClain]

I killed a man, just to watch him die.
Man, get in line!

I once killed a man and a small puppy in front of their family just because they were out of Mint Choc Ice Cream at the time that I was robbing them.

[Sean McClain]

*Teleports behind Sean, holding an automatic air pump and an empty basketball*

Really now? Allow me to accomodate.

*forces the basketball into Sean's mouth and uses the pump to blow the basketball up until it explodes, ripping Sean's head to bits from within*
*from basketball emerges regenerated Sean*

Just like in the commercials!

[Chrosis]

Man, get in line!

I once killed a man and a small puppy in front of their family just because they were out of Mint Choc Ice Cream at the time that I was robbing them.

Say it ain't so!

(number six, bitches!)

[Sean McClain]

Say it ain't so!

(number six, bitches!)
Tis' so, Moe!

*casts 'Revenge of the Rhymeforce!'*

[Peter]

So, gone for a week, and we're back to mindless violence.

Cool.

[Sean McClain]

So, gone for a week, and we're back to mindless violence.

Cool.
Not mindless violence. Our violence happens to be very intellectually stimulating.

*throws a brain at Peter*

[Chrosis]

Not mindless violence. Our violence happens to be very intellectually stimulating.

*throws a brain at Peter*

WHEEE!!!!

*floats a little*

[Peter]

Not mindless violence. Our violence happens to be very intellectually stimulating.

*throws a brain at Peter*

*bats it away with an astrophysics textbook*

[The Dog]

So, gone for a week, and we're back to mindless violence.

Cool.

PETER! YOU'RE BACK!

*Hugs Peter*

I missed you. Now, if only we could somehow trick EmmaFrost, Wonder Bebs, and Nemo back to the tread, all would be right with the world.

[Sean McClain]

*bats it away with an astrophysics textbook*
You couldn't have hit it; for it was Chrosis' brain.

It would be like trying to hit a subatomic particle with a Broadsword.

[Peter]

You couldn't have hit it; for it was Chrosis' brain.

It would be like trying to hit a subatomic particle with a Broadsword.

Yeah, I could do that if I tried. I'm just that damn good :D.

[Peter]

PETER! YOU'RE BACK!

*Hugs Peter*

I missed you. Now, if only we could somehow trick EmmaFrost, Wonder Bebs, and Nemo back to the tread, all would be right with the world.

Just checkin' in. I knew you'd miss me :).

[The Dog]

Just checkin' in. I knew you'd miss me :).

How, unless... YOUR STALKING ME!...

Or you just know me real good.

[Tommy]

I so should jump on the color bandwagon. However I don't like the mob mentality. So my color is black!

[Super Samurai]

I so should jump on the color bandwagon. However I don't like the mob mentality. So my color is black!

Admit it you're just lazy to type out the code.

[Chrosis]

I so should jump on the color bandwagon. However I don't like the mob mentality. So my color is black!

Beat you to it. Bitch.

[Sean McClain]

I so should jump on the color bandwagon. However I don't like the mob mentality. So my color is black!
*mobster voice* You want I should find for you a color, perhaps. *mobster voice*

[Stretch Dude]

So, gone for a week, and we're back to mindless violence.

Cool.

It is the way of all threads. Welcome back, Captain Von Puzzlo. :D

[Stretch Dude]

I so should jump on the color bandwagon. However I don't like the mob mentality. So my color is black!

*is stunned by Emma's sex change*

[Sean McClain]

Yeah, I could do that if I tried. I'm just that damn good :D.
Tis' good to have ye back, the PR love, she were lackin' while ye were awee!

[Tommy]

*is stunned by Emma's sex change*
Wow! Howed you Know?

[Stretch Dude]

Tis' good to have ye back, the PR love, she were lackin' while ye were awee!

Faith and begorrah, it be morphin time, me boyos!

[Stretch Dude]

Wow! Howed you Know?

It was...MAGIC!

[Sean McClain]

Wow! Howed you Know?
Ho-liddy-CRAP! :eek:

[Stretch Dude]

I killed a man, just to watch him die.

I killed a man 'cause I could.

[Stretch Dude]

Ho-liddy-CRAP! :eek:

*laughs at failure*

[Tommy]

HAHAHA! I am so evil.

[Stretch Dude]

Law & Order: SVU makes me weep for humanity.

[Sean McClain]

*laughs at failure*[/COLOR]
*fails at laughter, as plot devices rob Stretch of all his powers, then destroy his mind by downloading every plotline from every soap opera, as compared with the ENTIRE Summers Family Tree*

[Stretch Dude]

*fails at laughter, as plot devices rob Stretch of all his powers, then destroy his mind by downloading every plotline from every soap opera, as compared with the ENTIRE Summers Family Tree*

*mind destruction fails, as Stretch Dude spent the day reading through the Melonpool archives; Stretch Dude hunts down and destroys plot devices and regains his powers*

[Sean McClain]

*mind destruction fails, as Stretch Dude spent the day reading through the Melonpool archives; Stretch Dude hunts down and destroys plot devices and regains his powers*
*universe is destroyed, rewritten, taken to a movie, never called again, seen in several horror films, ultimately restored, and monkeys before dinner call Stretch to be king of the Backwards Man*

[Stretch Dude]

*universe is destroyed, rewritten, taken to a movie, never called again, seen in several horror films, ultimately restored, and monkeys before dinner call Stretch to be king of the Backwards Man*

!tpecca ylbmuh I

[Sean McClain]

!tpecca ylbmuh I
Backward Bill, Backward Bill
He lives way up on Backward Hill
Which is really a hole in the sandy ground
But that's a hill turned upside down.

Backward Bill's got a backward shack
With a big front porch that's built out back
You walk through the window
And look out the door
And the cellar is up
On the very top floor.

[The MunchKING]

Backward Bill, Backward Bill
He lives way up on Backward Hill
Which is really a hole in the sandy ground
But that's a hill turned upside down.

Backward Bill's got a backward shack
With a big front porch that's built out back
You walk through the window
And look out the door
And the cellar is up
On the very top floor.
I should SO sing "nasty Dan".

[The MunchKING]

Actually, a succubus is a she-demon from Hell that uses sexual intercourse to take the souls of men.

Honestly, there are worse ways to die.
Most involve acid of some kind though...

[The MunchKING]

So, I'd be good, then.

:)
That's what Incubi are for. ;)

[Sean McClain]

Most involve acid of some kind though...
What, you mean hydrochloric acid inserted via drip into your urethra while skinhead dogs chew your legs off and you're forced to sit through every Gallagher concert ever?

[Sean McClain]

That's what Incubi are for. ;)
But Incubi are hideous.

And from New Zealand.

[The MunchKING]

Just checkin' in. I knew you'd miss me :).
I should repost my reply that I wanted you to see...

[Super Samurai]

Man, everytime I'm here everybody's gone. Damn my timezone!

[Stretch Dude]

Backward Bill, Backward Bill
He lives way up on Backward Hill
Which is really a hole in the sandy ground
But that's a hill turned upside down.

Backward Bill's got a backward shack
With a big front porch that's built out back
You walk through the window
And look out the door
And the cellar is up
On the very top floor.

I also have a Meehoo with an Exactlywatt on a chain.

[Anthony Johanson]

Why, it's just Canadians and sometimes redneck Americans beating the piss out of each other and sometimes slapping a puck around.

At least with a soccer riot, you're guaranteed that someone is going to be at least severely hurt, if not killed.

*a random hockey puck nails Sean in the head*

*starts whistling innocently*

[Sean McClain]

*a random hockey puck nails Sean in the head*

*starts whistling innocently*

*eats puck*

Y'know, this is the first thing I've eaten all day.

[Anthony Johanson]

*eats puck*

Y'know, this is the first thing I've eaten all day.

'twas an exploding puck.

[Sean McClain]

'twas an exploding puck.
*hears slight exploding sound coming from stomach*

Ah, tastes like Cajun, now.

[Anthony Johanson]

*hears slight exploding sound coming from stomach*

Ah, tastes like Cajun, now.

Want some more?

[Guts/Batman]

Conan, what is best in life?

[Trystenn]

Conan, what is best in life?
Ah man i almost remember that...
To destroy your enemy and hear the lamentations of his women

[Trystenn]

Wow! Howed you Know?
1. You didnt use Peter, cause Peter is using Peter, so of course you picked your other name
2. You have the exact same post count as before Smarty!

[Stretch Dude]

2. You have the exact same post count as before Smarty!

Smarties taste like hockey pucks made of chalk which is itself made of sugar.

[Guts/Batman]

Smarties taste like hockey pucks made of chalk which is itself made of sugar.

Actually make it sound good.

[Trystenn]

Smarties taste like hockey pucks made of chalk which is itself made of sugar.
Now im really hungry:(

[Stretch Dude]

Actually make it sound good.

My work here is done!

[Anthony Johanson]

Smarties taste like hockey pucks made of chalk which is itself made of sugar.

*eats Hockey Puck*

It's rubber-tastic.

[Tommy]

I quite my job after two days.

[Anthony Johanson]

I quite my job after two days.

Really, why?

[Guts/Batman]

I quite my job after two days.

Wow...really must suck...

[Tommy]

Really, why?
I was working as a fundraiser for the March of Dimes.

I talked to 320 people a day, all of whom were assholes.

[Guts/Batman]

I was working as a fundraiser for the March of Dimes.

I talked to 320 people a day, all of whom were assholes.

Holy Jeebuz does that sound sucky...

[Anthony Johanson]

I was working as a fundraiser for the March of Dimes.

I talked to 320 people a day, all of whom were assholes.

Damn that sucks. All I can do is offer you good luck in finding a better job.

[Tommy]

Holy Jeebuz does that sound sucky...
It was hell on Earth. It was the single worst experiance of my life.

[Guts/Batman]

It was hell on Earth. It was the single worst experiance of my life.

*Does the Shake Fist at the March of Dimes*

Your supposed to be a charity damnit. And charities are not assholes!!!

[Peter]

So EmmaFrost is now Tommy?

I guess we'll get used to it. I don't know, though...

[Guts/Batman]

So EmmaFrost is now Tommy?

I guess we'll get used to it. I don't know, though...

Emma = Tommy gonna take some gettin used to...?

[Stretch Dude]

Emma = Tommy gonna take some gettin used to...?

He's afraid Emma's going to blow up his Zords.

[Gordon Smith]

*wanders off to watch the Chronicles of Narnia*

Thread drift at its finest. it's the only way to honor a man of this caliber. :p

[S J C]

Happy Birthday Genma

[Peter]

Happy birthday Genma! For your present I got you...

... uh ...

*pats pockets*

...

Happy birthday Genma!

:D

[Guts/Batman]

He's afraid Emma's going to blow up his Zords.

I already knew about that...

[Peter]

He's afraid Emma's going to blow up his Zords.

And he/she better not.

[BigJayStudd]

http://myspace-510.vo.llnwd.net/00535/01/59/535109510_l.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

And he/she better not.

A-ha! Pronoun trouble!

[Guts/Batman]

And he/she better not.

It's the curse of Tommy!!!

I think I might get to 100 posts yet...Within shouting distance, didn't think I'd make to 100.

[BitVyper]

Congratulations on making through the year in one piece. Obviously, the men I've hired aren't working hard enough, so I docked their wages to buy you a present. I decided I'd be happier keeping the money for myself though, so instead, I'll just wish you luck in the coming year.

[Guts/Batman]

A-ha! Pronoun trouble!

*Does the Speed Racer laugh* Ha hah!

Pronoun trouble is the mere start...

Hmmmmmm...I think I have a new avatar...

[Stretch Dude]

*Does the Speed Racer laugh* Ha hah!

Pronoun trouble is the mere start...

Would you like to shoot him now or wait 'til you get home?

[Guts/Batman]

Would you like to shoot him now or wait 'til you get home?

Wait til I get home... :evilsmile

It's more fun with torture devices. Like jibberliteration... :D

[Ghost]

Happy birthday, G-man. :)

[Guts/Batman]

My God, is this episode of Smallville craptastic...

[Sharpandpointies]

Happy Birthday to the Dojo Buster!

[Stretch Dude]

My God, is this episode of Smallville craptastic...

You just described the entire series.

[Anthony Johanson]

My God, is this episode of Smallville craptastic...

Took the words right out of my mouth.

[Anthony Johanson]

You just described the entire series.

It was good until the midpoint of Season 3 and beyond.

[Guts/Batman]

Took the words right out of my mouth.

My work is done. :D

Saw...on Smallville...seriously...?

[Anthony Johanson]

My work is done. :D

Saw...on Smallville...seriously...?

I mean seriously, if they have to go to ripping off movies, they've hit a new level of low.

[Guts/Batman]

I mean seriously, if they have to go to ripping off movies, they've hit a new level of low.

Yep...And they have hit it...

Another thing I noticed as I watched tonight's episode...I can sooooooo seee Martha and Lionel hook up by the end of the series. And that...that is just wrong.

[Peter]

You know, I'm one of those people who will readily admit that 'Smallville' is crap, but he'll continue watching it regardless.

[Guts/Batman]

You know, I'm one of those people who will readily admit that 'Smallville' is crap, but he'll continue watching it regardless.

Sheep aren't we. But it's so crappy that it is entertaining. It's like a summer blockbuster that sucks.

It's brainless television.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yep...And they have hit it...

Another thing I noticed as I watched tonight's episode...I can sooooooo seee Martha and Lionel hook up by the end of the series. And that...that is just wrong.

Quoted for truth.

[Anthony Johanson]

Sheep aren't we. But it's so crappy that it is entertaining. It's like a summer blockbuster that sucks.

It's brainless television.

It's kinda like smoking. You watch one, 9 out of 10 times you have to keep going, so to speak.

[Guts/Batman]

It's kinda like smoking. You watch one, 9 out of 10 times you have to keep going, so to speak.

Except Smallville is free. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

Except Smallville is free. :D

and with less side effects. Unless you count watching that crap as a side effect. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Happy birthday, Genma! I got you a planetary decimation ray! (It also makes Julienne fries!)

[Sean McClain]

Except Smallville is free. :D
I haven't had the WB since WGN decided to no longer be an affiliate of theirs. Although, why I even have a Chicago network is beyond me.

Anyways, I have missed the entirety of Smallville. In other words, what happened in ten sentences or less?

[Peter]

Anyways, I have missed the entirety of Smallville. In other words, what happened in ten sentences or less?

Not sure I can do it in ten sentences, but okay.

Clark Kent grows up as a farmboy in Smallville, the town with the most automobile-relating accidents, the most emotionally unstable people and the biggest hospital in the midwest.

He's also a complete angst-bunny, and does some pretty shady things.

Lex Luthor grows up without hair, also in Smallville, looking after a factory run by his father, Lionel Luthor. Lionel Luthor is about as evil as you can possibly get, and we see that he has had the greatest influence on pushing Lex to the dark side. However, for the most part, Lex is a pretty cool guy, and far more good-looking than he by rights should be.

Oh, and every single man, woman and child in the town has an unhealthy obsession with Lana Lang, but Lana became cool when she had one martial arts trainin session with Lex and became the pre-crisis karate kid.

Oh, and kryptonite tends to mutate people and give them strange powers, in weird ways (phone lines falling into a puddle with krypton sends the phone conversation back in time 24 hours. But being electrocuted in a puddle with kryponite makes you 70 years younger.

Breathing in kryptonite spores is lethal, but inhaling kryptonite gas gives you superstrength. Inhaling kryptonite mixed with water gives you the ability to force people to tell the truth, and injecting kryptonite into your skin as tattoos gives you intangibility. Etc, etc)

Oh, and Lana spends the first three seasons needing to be rescued from pretty much everybody by Clark.

And then Lois shows up in season four and Lois kicks all kinds of ass.

That enough?

[Eternal Torment]

Happy birthday! It's too bad that the C-4 I placed in your house failed to activate.So I sold it and decided to buy you a Cairn-Class Tombship!

[Sean McClain]

Not sure I can do it in ten sentences, but okay.

Clark Kent grows up as a farmboy in Smallville, the town with the most automobile-relating accidents, the most emotionally unstable people and the biggest hospital in the midwest.

He's also a complete angst-bunny, and does some pretty shady things.

Lex Luthor grows up without hair, also in Smallville, looking after a factory run by his father, Lionel Luthor. Lionel Luthor is about as evil as you can possibly get, and we see that he has had the greatest influence on pushing Lex to the dark side. However, for the most part, Lex is a pretty cool guy, and far more good-looking than he by rights should be.

Oh, and every single man, woman and child in the town has an unhealthy obsession with Lana Lang, but Lana became cool when she had one martial arts trainin session with Lex and became the pre-crisis karate kid.

Oh, and kryptonite tends to mutate people and give them strange powers, in weird ways (phone lines falling into a puddle with krypton sends the phone conversation back in time 24 hours. But being electrocuted in a puddle with kryponite makes you 70 years younger.

Breathing in kryptonite spores is lethal, but inhaling kryptonite gas gives you superstrength. Inhaling kryptonite mixed with water gives you the ability to force people to tell the truth, and injecting kryptonite into your skin as tattoos gives you intangibility. Etc, etc)

Oh, and Lana spends the first three seasons needing to be rescued from pretty much everybody by Clark.

And then Lois shows up in season four and Lois kicks all kinds of ass.

That enough?
It's enough to make me never watch the WB/UPN.

Now, more than ever.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday Genma! ^_^

[Super Samurai]

You forgot Clark finally got laid.

EDIT: Oops, really sorry about forgetting the spoiler.

[Guts/Batman]

I was thinking more something like "Angsty plot that goes nowhere..." but that works too...

[Peter]

It's enough to make me never watch the WB/UPN.

Now, more than ever.

For whatever it's worth, they're screening season 4 here on Australian television right now, and Lois totally makes the show watchable.

[Stretch Dude]

It's enough to make me never watch the WB/UPN.

Now, more than ever.

A wise choice. They haven't had a single decent show since X-Men: Evolution was cancelled.

[Sean McClain]

Happy Birthday to you, Genma! To celebrate, I filled your house chock full with fish heads and gold bars.

Enjoy!

[Peter]

You forgot Clark finally got laid.

SPOILER WARNINGS PEOPLE!

[Stretch Dude]

I was thinking more something like "Angsty plot that goes nowhere..." but that works too...

I was going to describe it as "identical to every other show on the WB, except it's about Clark Kent."

[Sean McClain]

A wise choice. They haven't had a single decent show since X-Men: Evolution was cancelled.
The only concieveable way they would get me to even consider getting that channel is to make Saturday Mornings worth something again.

[Guts/Batman]

I was going to describe it as "identical to every other show on the WB, except it's about Clark Kent."

Eeep, forgot my color...

"WB, we only know teen angst"

[Stretch Dude]

The only concieveable way they would get me to even consider getting that channel is to make Saturday Mornings worth something again.

If that's what you want, you'll have to go back in time about 10 years.

[Guts/Batman]

The only concieveable way they would get me to even consider getting that channel is to make Saturday Mornings worth something again.

Do you have Mediacom down there in Merrill?

[Stretch Dude]

Eeep, forgot my color...

"WB, we only know teen angst"

"We also know that every teen in the universe goes through the exact same situations, no matter what."

[Sean McClain]

If that's what you want, you'll have to go back in time about 10 years.
Now that shouldn't have to be. I shouldn't have to time travel in order to watch fun, kickass cartoons on a Saturday morning just because 4Kids and the like decided that Saturdays should be devoted to their pet project: 'The Boring World of Neils Bohr'. To gain this dream, they will take every show they get their grubby hands on and mutilate it beyond recognition.

[Sean McClain]

Do you have Mediacom down there in Merrill?
Actually, we operate under Vernon Comm. down here.

But my family cut their asses off of our money and switched to sattelite just about ten years ago.

[The Dog]

Oh, and kryptonite tends to mutate people and give them strange powers, in weird ways (phone lines falling into a puddle with krypton sends the phone conversation back in time 24 hours. But being electrocuted in a puddle with kryponite makes you 70 years younger.

Breathing in kryptonite spores is lethal, but inhaling kryptonite gas gives you superstrength. Inhaling kryptonite mixed with water gives you the ability to force people to tell the truth, and injecting kryptonite into your skin as tattoos gives you intangibility. Etc, etc)

That is fucked up. At least the old Superfriends and possibly comics give different varieties. Now the variety comes from how you use the green rock of death.

And I remember when it killing Supes was enough. Now it's got to perform all kinds of fucking tricks just to be interesting.

[Peter]

That is fucked up. At least the old Superfriends and possibly comics give different varieties. Now the variety comes from how you use the green rock of death.

And I remember when it killing Supes was enough. Now it's got to perform all kinds of fucking tricks just to be interesting.

Oh that's not the half of it. You can use it in plastic surgery, you can use it as a blasting agent, growing crops irradiated by kryptonite gives you insane eating abilities, soaking in kryptonite steam through your skin gives you fire powers.

There's some messed up stuff there.

[Stretch Dude]

Now that shouldn't have to be. I shouldn't have to time travel in order to watch fun, kickass cartoons on a Saturday morning just because 4Kids and the like decided that Saturdays should be devoted to their pet project: 'The Boring World of Neils Bohr'. To gain this dream, they will take every show they get their grubby hands on and mutilate it beyond recognition.

It's sad, really. There was so much variety back in the day...now the only good show left is the new TMNT cartoon. Everything else is crappy minor-variation-on-the-same-freaking-theme anime.

[Guts/Batman]

Actually, we operate under Vernon Comm. down here.

But my family cut their asses off of our money and switched to sattelite just about ten years ago.

Ahhhhh...

That would explain the Chicago thing. Mediacom switched from Chicago based to now being St. Louis based television.

[Sean McClain]

Oh that's not the half of it. You can use it in plastic surgery, you can use it as a blasting agent, growing crops irradiated by kryptonite gives you insane eating abilities, soaking in kryptonite steam through your skin gives you fire powers.

There's some messed up stuff there.
So, Smallville Kryptonite created the Legion of Superheroes?

That's messed up.

[Guts/Batman]

Oh that's not the half of it. You can use it in plastic surgery, you can use it as a blasting agent, growing crops irradiated by kryptonite gives you insane eating abilities, soaking in kryptonite steam through your skin gives you fire powers.

There's some messed up stuff there.

Plus, how did the guy who mindwiped Lois, and company...get his powers?

[The Dog]

Oh that's not the half of it. You can use it in plastic surgery, you can use it as a blasting agent, growing crops irradiated by kryptonite gives you insane eating abilities, soaking in kryptonite steam through your skin gives you fire powers.

There's some messed up stuff there.

Remember when it just killed Superman? The whole "slowly killing normal folks" was understandable.

But Smallville turned it into a fucking plot device on a rediculous scale. I bet someone could snort powered Green K up their nose and suddenly turn into the fucking Thing at will.

Or what if they insert a chunk rectally? Probably turn them into a 50 foot supergiant.

And how about rubbing it in gel form on your dick? I bet you get super fucking powers!...

Actually, that'd be rather cool, now that I think about it.

[Peter]

So, Smallville Kryptonite created the Legion of Superheroes?

That's messed up.

No, actually.

One of the biggest problems with the show is that, if a good, wholesome, rational and nice person comes within spitting distance of a piece of kryptonite, that instantly turns them into a sociopathic soulless homicidal maniac. So it's more Legion of Doom, than anythign else.

Who usually die, but as long as Clark doesn't have anything to do with their death directly, then it's okay.

Pisses me off, actually.

[Tami]

Well, I guess if everyone else is doing it ... Wait, what am I saying? Since when have I ever done something just because EVERYONE ELSE is doing it? :cool:

Sorry Genma, but I just can't wish you a Happy Birthday. How about if we wait a couple of days then I can wish you a Happy Un-Birthday. :D

[Stretch Dude]

So, Smallville Kryptonite created the Legion of Superheroes?

That's messed up.

They also kill a lot of people before Clark comes in and beats them up, based on the 20 minutes of the series I've seen.

[Peter]

Plus, how did the guy who mindwiped Lois, and company...get his powers?

Lois was mindwiped? I thought that was just Lex.

If you spoiled me for something Guts... *shakes fist angrily*

[Anthony Johanson]

Oh that's not the half of it. You can use it in plastic surgery, you can use it as a blasting agent, growing crops irradiated by kryptonite gives you insane eating abilities, soaking in kryptonite steam through your skin gives you fire powers.

There's some messed up stuff there.

There was also that one time where being trapped under kryptonite gives you amazing persuasion skills.

[Guts/Batman]

Lois was mindwiped? I thought that was just Lex.

If you spoiled me for something Guts... *shakes fist angrily*

I won't say anymore since you don't know what I'm talking about...

[Sean McClain]

Ahhhhh...

That would explain the Chicago thing. Mediacom switched from Chicago based to now being St. Louis based television.
Actually, we always got WGN with Vernon.

Even on satellite we get WGN. Don't know why though?

[Peter]

There was also that one time where being trapped under kryptonite gives you amazing persuasion skills.

That's right. Or if a corpse gets a chunk of kryptonite and an electrical charge, it'll come back to life with life-force-zapping powers.

I'd honestly *love* to go through episode-by-episode and figure out all the things kryptonite can do to you.

[Guts/Batman]

Actually, we always got WGN with Vernon.

Even on satellite we get WGN. Don't know why though?

Beats me. I don't have cable. Nor do I need it.

[Sean McClain]

Beats me. I don't have cable. Nor do I need it.
Funny thing was, we still got cable for about six months after we took it out.

Ripped those bastards right the hell off.

[Anthony Johanson]

That's right. Or if a corpse gets a chunk of kryptonite and an electrical charge, it'll come back to life with life-force-zapping powers.

I'd honestly *love* to go through episode-by-episode and figure out all the things kryptonite can do to you.

Well, the corpse was also hopped up on a near fatal dose of painkillers IIRC, so it wasn't all the meteor's work. Another one was getting meteor rock tatoos make you intangible for a period of time.

[Stretch Dude]

Funny thing was, we still got cable for about six months after we took it out.

Ripped those bastards right the hell off.

Sean McClain, stickin' it to the man for six months!

[Eternal Torment]

Remember when it just killed Superman? The whole "slowly killing normal folks" was understandable.

But Smallville turned it into a fucking plot device on a rediculous scale. I bet someone could snort powered Green K up their nose and suddenly turn into the fucking Thing at will.

Or what if they insert a chunk rectally? Probably turn them into a 50 foot supergiant.

And how about rubbing it in gel form on your dick? I bet you get super fucking powers!...

Actually, that'd be rather cool, now that I think about it.

Or it can give someone super impotence! Not as cool,but cruelly hilarious.

[Stretch Dude]

Well, the corpse was also hopped up on a near fatal dose of painkillers IIRC, so it wasn't all the meteor's work. Another one was getting meteor rock tatoos make you intangible for a period of time.

I'm almost afraid to ask how a corpse could be hopped up on "a near-fatal dose" of painkillers.

[Sean McClain]

Sean McClain, stickin' it to the man for six months!
If only The Man were really The Incredibly Hot-Ass Woman.

Then, I'd find ways, I'd find ways.

[Peter]

Well, the corpse was also hopped up on a near fatal dose of painkillers IIRC, so it wasn't all the meteor's work. Another one was getting meteor rock tatoos make you intangible for a period of time.

Yeah, mentioned that one. What else was there?

Oh yeah, falling into a puddle with kryptonite and ice gave you freezing-powers. But just being under normal water with kryptonite gives you gills and water-breathing abilities.

[Guts/Batman]

Funny thing was, we still got cable for about six months after we took it out.

Ripped those bastards right the hell off.

They deserved it too!!!

[The Dog]

Or it can give someone super impotence! Not as cool,but cruelly hilarious.

Doubt it. Can't make an "emotionally charged" episode involving Clark losing a girl to a man with super impotence.

And if it isn't emotionally charged, then Clark won't get to be all whiney and angsty. Well, he will, but then he'll just be a whiny little pussy.

[Sean McClain]

Sean McClain, stickin' it to the man for six months!
You think that's great, you should've seen the time me and my dad ripped off the Columbia House Anime Video Club.

[Stretch Dude]

If only The Man were really The Incredibly Hot-Ass Woman.

Then, I'd find ways, I'd find ways.

And then I'd steal those ways from you.

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm almost afraid to ask how a corpse could be hopped up on "a near-fatal dose" of painkillers.

Before the person died, he had a hell of a lot of painkillers. Holding a meteor plus that painkillers and the electric shock caused him to pull a "thriller"

[Sean McClain]

And then I'd steal those ways from you.
You can't steal my Carmen Sandiego Ways, you, you . . . towel!

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah, mentioned that one. What else was there?

Oh yeah, falling into a puddle with kryptonite and ice gave you freezing-powers. But just being under normal water with kryptonite gives you gills and water-breathing abilities.

Being bitten by kryptonite infected bugs gives you the proportional powers of said insects who bite you.

[Peter]

Before the person died, he had a hell of a lot of painkillers. Holding a meteor plus that painkillers and the electric shock caused him to pull a "thriller"

Oh, and amongst it's many other powers, kryptonite and an electrical charge will cause Clark's powers to jump to the person holding the k-rock.

Which is interesting, because apparently the rock can completely reconfigure a person's DNA, but never mind.

Also in liquid form, it makes a great additive to petrol to make cars go faster, or something. :confused:

[Guts/Batman]

And then I'd steal those ways from you.

Only to find out later that you were the man he was stickin...

[Anthony Johanson]

Oh, and amongst it's many other powers, kryptonite and an electrical charge will cause Clark's powers to jump to the person holding the k-rock.

Which is interesting, because apparently the rock can completely reconfigure a person's DNA, but never mind.

Also in liquid form, it makes a great additive to petrol to make cars go faster, or something. :confused:

Making something out of kryptonite effected flowers lets you turn invisible.

[Peter]

Making something out of kryptonite effected flowers lets you turn invisible.

Wasn't that just the flowers, though, and not a sympton of kryptonite irradiation?

[Stretch Dude]

You can't steal my Carmen Sandiego Ways, you, you . . . towel!

Oh, but I can.

[Sean McClain]

Oh, but I can.
Stop your lying, towel!

No one can steal Carmen Sandiego, not even Carmen Sandiego.

[The Watcher]

Happy Birthday Genma! For your birthday I've got you a daypass to the Cursed Springs Spa. :)

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Lessee...a Tombship armed with a Planetary Destruction Ray, and powered by harnessing the sheer awesomeness of the Norris cake.


With gold bars to fund it, and fish heads to take care of the necessary nutrition...I'm just about ready for my galactic exploration.



...Right after my Un-birthday Party at the Cursed Springs.


Plenty of pools for everyone! :D

[Stretch Dude]

Stop your lying, towel!

No one can steal Carmen Sandiego, not even Carmen Sandiego.

Not if one goes back in time and steals her when she's still an infant.

[Chrosis]

You can't steal my Carmen Sandiego Ways, you, you . . . towel!

Say it aint' so!

(seventh suckas)

[Sean McClain]

Lessee...a Tombship armed with a Planetary Destruction Ray, and powered by harnessing the sheer awesomeness of the Norris cake.


With gold bars to fund it, and fish heads to take care of the necessary nutrition...I'm just about ready for my galactic exploration. :D
I would've gotten you fish sticks and chocolate milk, but I wasn't sure if you liked Chris Elliot or not.

[Sean McClain]

Not if one goes back in time and steals her when she's still an infant.
But that would erase your existance . . . somehow.

*throws DVD Box Sets of Red Dwarf Series I-VII at Stretch Dude*

*throws Red Dwarf Series VIII at Chrosis, just because :evilsmile:*

[Eternal Torment]

Lessee...a Tombship armed with a Planetary Destruction Ray, and powered by harnessing the sheer awesomeness of the Norris cake.


With gold bars to fund it, and fish heads to take care of the necessary nutrition...I'm just about ready for my galactic exploration.



...Right after my Un-birthday Party at the Cursed Springs.


Plenty of pools for everyone! :D

Don't forget the complimentary Necron Warriors,Immortals,Lords,Scarabs, Tomb Spyders,Destroyers and Monoliths! I also added extra gauss particle whips,lightning arcs,portals,sepulchers,star pulse generators and cup holders!

[Anthony Johanson]

Wasn't that just the flowers, though, and not a sympton of kryptonite irradiation?

I think the flower you are thinking about was the Nicodemus one. I'm pretty sure the flowers that the semi-crazy brother of the Lex obsessed sister used were Kryptonite irradiation.

Oh thought of another one. Apparently being allergic and getting stung by bees while falling into a meteor crator gives you the ability to control bees for a time.

[Stretch Dude]

But that would erase your existance . . . somehow.

*throws DVD Box Sets of Red Dwarf Series I-VII at Stretch Dude*

*throws Red Dwarf Series VIII at Chrosis, just because :evilsmile:*

*catches box sets* Ooh, I've heard this show's good...

[Sean McClain]

*catches box sets* Ooh, I've heard this show's good...
Yeah, except for Season VIII, for obvious reasons.

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Don't forget the complimentary Necron Warriors,Immortals,Lords,Scarabs, Tomb Spyders,Destroyers and Monoliths! I also added extra gauss particle whips,lightning arcs,portals,sepulchers,star pulse generators and cup holders!

CUP HOLDERS?!


Shwing!

[The Real Nemo]

Happy Birthday Genma! *gives Genma a prinny*

[Alpha to Omega]

Happy Birthday, Genma.

[Chou Blaster]

Happy Birthday Genma.

As your a extremely cool guy.

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Happy Birthday Genma! *gives Genma a prinny*

*Hugs Prinny, then slowly sets him down*


Now, bask in the presence of the Norris Cake, and evolve.

[Stretch Dude]

*Hugs Prinny, then slowly sets him down*


Now, bask in the presence of the Norris Cake, and evolve.

*evolves into a large-headed being that can breathe in space, leap vast distances, and has telekinesis, electric powers, and laser vision*

...

I AM DIB!

[yeoman]

*evolves into a large-headed being that can breathe in space, leap vast distances, and has telekinesis, electric powers, and laser vision*

...

I AM DIB!

*Uses stolen power of Galactus to steal Super Powers.*

W00T!


Oh, uh, and... happy birthday.

[Dalak]

I got the last post in the Porn Star name thread.

I am InWINCABLE!!!!!!

[Sean McClain]

I got the last post in the Porn Star name thread.

I am InWINCABLE!!!!!!
I refute your invincibility.

*kicks Dalak in the shin*

[Dalak]

I refute your invincibility.

*kicks Dalak in the shin*

I didn't say invincable, I said inwincable. I can't wince, so your feeble shin kick means nothign to me :evilsmile

[Sean McClain]

I didn't say invincable, I said inwincable. I can't wince, so your feeble shin kick means nothign to me :evilsmile
Is that a fact? Like inwinceability is anything to be proud of? Like it even has any use at all?

*transmutes Dalak into a lemon, then crushes the lemon*

[Dalak]

Is that a fact? Like inwinceability is anything to be proud of? Like it even has any use at all?

*transmutes Dalak into a lemon, then crushes the lemon*

*Dalak rises up as Almighty Lemonaide and streams up at Sean in superfast slashes that rip open wounds that burn like a thousand suns. Again and again his liquid form slashes Sean until he collapses from Pain overload mingled with blood loss.*

[Sean McClain]

*Dalak rises up as Almighty Lemonaide and streams up at Sean in superfast slashes that rip open wounds that burn like a thousand suns. Again and again his liquid form slashes Sean until he collapses from Pain overload mingled with blood loss.*
*shadow clone dissapates as a hand is waved and Dalak is banished from the metaverse, forever*

[Dalak]

*shadow clone dissapates as a hand is waved and Dalak is banished from the metaverse, forever*

Boo, just boo. :rolleyes:

Besides: I have a congingency placed on me by Elminster that reflects all banishment spells no matter how powerful.




















. . . Cause I'm awesome. He likes Inwincability in people. :D

[Phrozen]

Boo, just boo. :rolleyes:

Besides: I have a congingency placed on me by Elminster that reflects all banishment spells no matter how powerful.




















. . . Cause I'm awesome. He likes Inwincability in people. :D

Oh really?

*books Dalak vs. Undertaker at Wrestlemania*

[Dalak]

Oh really?

*books Dalak vs. Undertaker at Wrestlemania*

I will leave a broken and battered man, but I would not have winced once :D

[Sean McClain]

I will leave a broken and battered man, but I would not have winced once :D
Inwinceability doesn't mean jack diddly if you're still in horrible, terrifyingly terrible pain.

[Dalak]

Inwinceability doesn't mean jack diddly if you're still in horrible, terrifyingly terrible pain.

Exactly, that's why it's so badass. You are just SOOOOO behind the times, Yo.

[Phrozen]

Exactly, that's why it's so badass. You are just SOOOOO behind the times, Yo.

Hmm. What stipulation should I have for this match. Lets hear what the crowd has to say.

*crowd starts chanting "Hell in the Cell"*

Sounds like they want a Hell in the Cell match at Wrestlemania.

[The MunchKING]

I think it's because Munchie, Peter, and Trystenn is not here
I'm not?? Well now I am..

[The MunchKING]

Yep...And they have hit it....
Well I'd hit it...

But hey... I'm just violent like that...

[The MunchKING]

Being bitten by kryptonite infected bugs gives you the proportional powers of said insects who bite you.
Well Yeah but ANY radiation will do THAT. Right Parker??

[The MunchKING]

Boo, just boo. :rolleyes:

Besides: I have a congingency placed on me by Elminster that reflects all banishment spells no matter how powerful.

. . . Cause I'm awesome. He likes Inwincability in people. :D

Contingency only works once though...

[Trystenn]

Contingency only works once though...
Really? Explains all my many failures...

[Dalak]

Contingency only works once though...

Well that's why I went by his place during the Downtime and got one Permanencied on me, and Mystra allowed it. But if you know of a Banishment spell that banishes the target to somewhere good but lacks the ability to target teh caster I'm your guy. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

Well Yeah but ANY radiation will do THAT. Right Parker??

Good point.

[The MunchKING]

Well that's why I went by his place during the Downtime and got one Permanencied on me, and Mystra allowed it. But if you know of a Banishment spell that banishes the target to somewhere good but lacks the ability to target teh caster I'm your guy. ;)
I just don't use a spell. *uses his inate teleporting powers*

[Stretch Dude]

And now, the "You-Know-Who Is Still Playing KH2" update!

*attempts Hades Paradox Cup...twice*

*gets his ass kicked at Round 17...twice*

*attempts Sephiroth again at Level 88; lasts a bit longer, but still gets his ass kicked*

...Screw it.

*downloads secret ending*

Cooooool...

[Dalak]

I just don't use a spell. *uses his inate teleporting powers*

*quickly presses a button on his belt buckle and the Teleportation ability ports MunchKING to wherever he inrtended Dalak to go.*

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention how we bitchslapped JLU Luthor and took his plot device Belt :D