Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Trystenn]

So you say. Hugbor's injuries tell a different tale.
OMFG i only hugged him!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

OMFG i only hugged him!!!

What are you talking about?

[Trystenn]

What are you talking about?
Theres this mutant robot hugging thing and i accidentily hugged it too hard and broke it, and now they are saying i also molested it.

[Anthony Johanson]

Theres this mutant robot hugging thing and i accidentily hugged it too hard and broke it, and now they are saying i also molested it.

Oh.

Well, you know what you did, so don't let anyone try to tell you otherwise.

[Trystenn]

Oh.

Well, you know what you did, so don't let anyone try to tell you otherwise.
D*mn Straight, i dont make love to anything thats dead or a monster.

[Chrosis]

D*mn Straight, i dont make love to anything thats dead or a monster.

Then there's the odd chance that God just plain hates you.

[Stretch Dude]

D*mn Straight, i dont make love to anything thats dead or a monster.

Then why is Frankenstein standing outside holding a boombox over his head?

[Chrosis]

Then why is Frankenstein standing outside holding a boombox over his head?

Because he's a chilly Bass Master.

[Trystenn]

Then there's the odd chance that God just plain hates you.
Why would he hate me with this smile :)

[Trystenn]

Then why is Frankenstein standing outside holding a boombox over his head?
Shut Up! Just Shut Up!!!

[Chrosis]

Why would he hate me with this smile :)

Gah! No creature could resist that smile!

NOOOOOO!!!

@_@

[Trystenn]

Gah! No creature could resist that smile!

NOOOOOO!!!

@_@
....................................
*Hugs Chrosis*

[Chrosis]

....................................
*Hugs Chrosis*

*turns into smoke, drifting away from Trystenn*

*turns back into Chrosis*

Face the wrath of...

*pulls out wormhole*

THE GATEWAY TO CARE BEARTOPIA!!!

*mindless Care Bears spew out in unlimited quantities*

Bye now.

*dimension hops*

[Super Samurai]

*turns into smoke, drifting away from Trystenn*

*turns back into Chrosis*

Face the wrath of...

*pulls out wormhole*

THE GATEWAY TO CARE BEARTOPIA!!!

*mindless Care Bears spew out in unlimited quantities*

Bye now.

*dimension hops*

Oooo, look at all the pretty colors!

[Sean McClain]

Oh.

Well, you know what you did, so don't let anyone try to tell you otherwise.
*sniff* He wanted to be a ballerina, but that won't happen now!

[Anthony Johanson]

*sniff* He wanted to be a ballerina, but that won't happen now!

What.The.Hell?

[Trulyures]

Hi everyone :)

[Sean McClain]

What.The.Hell?

Hugbor the Hugging Killer Mutant Cyborg Ballerina has hug-related . . . AMNESIA!

Oh, hi Truly! :)

[Super Samurai]

Hi everyone :)
Hey there Tru!

[Chrosis]

Hugbor the Hugging Killer Mutant Cyborg Ballerina has hug-related . . . AMNESIA!

Oh, hi Truly! :)

Ye Gods! Say it ain't so!

[Anthony Johanson]

Hugbor the Hugging Killer Mutant Cyborg Ballerina has hug-related . . . AMNESIA!

Oh, hi Truly! :)

That's odd.

[Sean McClain]

Ye Gods! Say it ain't so!
That's not the worst of it. Now, Hugbor thinks he's a serial rapist.

And I accidentally sent him to Trystenn's house.

[Chrosis]

That's not the worst of it. Now, Hugbor thinks he's a serial rapist.

And I accidentally sent him to Trystenn's house.

How is that bad? At least he isn't a koala rapist like some of my care bear... accidents.

[Sean McClain]

How is that bad? At least he isn't a koala rapist like some of my care bear... accidents.
It's bad because he's gonna rape EVERYBODY!.

[Chrosis]

It's bad because he's gonna rape EVERYBODY!.

Say it ain't so! Even the squirrels?!

[Sean McClain]

Say it ain't so! Even the squirrels?!
He's a raping machine.

By that, I mean he rapes machines with squirrels.

[Super Samurai]

How is that bad? At least he isn't a koala rapist like some of my care bear... accidents.

:eek: , how could you hurt the care bears.

[Chrosis]

He's a raping machine.

By that, I mean he rapes machines with squirrels.

*eye twitches*

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

*eye twitches*

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

It is so. But if that rapist gets close to me, he's going to find himself in many pieces from 2 keyblades.

[Chrosis]

It is so. But if that rapist gets close to me, he's going to find himself in many pieces from 2 keyblades.

And I can turn him into dust. Whee!

*other eye twitches*

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!! NOT THE SQUIRRELS!!!

[Super Samurai]

It is so. But if that rapist gets close to me, he's going to find himself in many pieces from 2 keyblades.

Where would you be without your keyblades.

[Anthony Johanson]

Where would you be without your keyblades.

Reality Warping everything into piles of slag.

[Sean McClain]

It is so. But if that rapist gets close to me, he's going to find himself in many pieces from 2 keyblades.
Hugbor may just use his ill-defined ballerina powers to null your Keyblades and your reality warping.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hugbor may just use his ill-defined ballerina powers to null your Keyblades and your reality warping.

I will use reaction commands to unnull my keyblades, and thus Hugbor is doomed.

[Sean McClain]

I will use reaction commands to unnull my keyblades, and thus Hugbor is doomed.
He'll just rape everybody in Hell, too.

[Super Samurai]

He'll just rape everybody in Hell, too.

Shouldn't people in hell already be being raped anyway.

[Anthony Johanson]

He'll just rape everybody in Hell, too.

meh, he's out of my hair then.

[Sean McClain]

Shouldn't people in hell already be being raped anyway.
Yeah, but this is worse.

He rapes them with other people's heads.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah, but this is worse.

He rapes them with other people's heads.

In other words, he is doing half the work.

[Sean McClain]

In other words, he is doing half the work.
No, that means he likes to multitask.

[Anthony Johanson]

No, that means he likes to multitask.

Looks like I need to purge Hugbor.

[Sean McClain]

Looks like I need to purge Hugbor.
No, only time travel is needed to prevent Trystenn from giving Hugbor amnesia and causing him to become a rapist.

[Chrosis]

Looks like I need to purge Hugbor.

The only reason he exists at all is because God hates us.

[Anthony Johanson]

No, only time travel is needed to prevent Trystenn from giving Hugbor amnesia and causing him to become a rapist.

Quick, to the Delorian!

[Sean McClain]

Quick, to the Delorian!
It's time for a FLASHBACK! *Deeleeeleeelooo, Deeeleeeleeelooo, Deeeleeeleeelooo, Deeeleeeleeelooo*

[Anthony Johanson]

It's time for a FLASHBACK! *Deeleeeleeelooo, Deeeleeeleeelooo, Deeeleeeleeelooo, Deeeleeeleeelooo*

Looks like we are in the past... oh shite, Trystenn is about to hug Hugbor, what should be do?

[Trulyures]

my god. munchy stabbed a member of the queen!!!
Oh, my goodness.............!!!!!!!! I missed my Kuya!!!

[Chrosis]

Looks like we are in the past... oh shite, Trystenn is about to hug Hugbor, what should be do?

Buy popcorn, why?

[Trulyures]

Jean Grey has died 23 times.
EMMA!!!!!!! Where have you been!? Darn.... missing everyone sucks:(

[Trulyures]

Looks like we are in the past... oh shite, Trystenn is about to hug Hugbor, what should be do?
Trystenn isn't on though :confused:

[Anthony Johanson]

Trystenn isn't on though :confused:

This is more of a "Back to the Past" thing.

[Trulyures]

*Hugs Hugbor a wee bit too hard*

...

I think hes broken :(
I fixed him!! :)

[Trulyures]

This is more of a "Back to the Past" thing.
oopsies....sowwy :o

[Super Samurai]

I fixed him!! :)

Where would we be without your help.

[Anthony Johanson]

oopsies....sowwy :o

It's no biggie, everyone makes mistakes.

[Sean McClain]

I fixed him!! :)
Hooray! Now all Hugbor wants to do is hug, give toys to children, dance, fight evil, and get a chili dog!

[Chrosis]

Hooray! Now all Hugbor wants to do is hug, give toys to children, dance, fight evil, and get a chili dog!

Dammit! I wasted $1.50 on popcorn for nothing!

*smacks Hugbor in the head with a monkey wrench*

Now I didn't. :evilsmile

[Anthony Johanson]

Hooray! Now all Hugbor wants to do is hug, give toys to children, dance, fight evil, and get a chili dog!

....then why the **** did we go back to the past?

[Sean McClain]

....then why the **** did we go back to the past?
*Angry Hugbor rapes Chrosis with the crowbar and a urethra (guess who's), then becomes good again* For exactly that reason.

[Chrosis]

*Angry Hugbor rapes Chrosis with the crowbar and a urethra (guess who's), then becomes good again* For exactly that reason.

*vomits*

Damnit.

[Trulyures]

Where would we be without your help.
I'm sure that you guys can make it without me..... I'm just here to bring smilies on people's faces........ hopefully :D

[Anthony Johanson]

*Angry Hugbor rapes Chrosis with the crowbar and a urethra (guess who's), then becomes good again* For exactly that reason.

That's lovely.

[Trulyures]

Hooray! Now all Hugbor wants to do is hug, give toys to children, dance, fight evil, and get a chili dog!
Get a chili dog....lol

[Trulyures]

It's bad because he's gonna rape EVERYBODY!.
NO he won't.... Trystenn is the sweetest person ever:) Well........ ;)

[Chrosis]

NO he won't.... Trystenn is the sweetest person ever:) Well........ ;)

He is relatively sweet. By no means is he the sweetest person ever. :rolleyes:

[Sean McClain]

NO he won't.... Trystenn is the sweetest person ever:) Well........ ;)
Well, its still his fault and I'm still gonna blame him for giving Hugbor amnesia.

Chrosis can blame him too.

[Chrosis]

Well, its still his fault and I'm still gonna blame him for giving Hugbor amnesia.

Chrosis can blame him too.

*blames*

On the other hand, Sean should get his arse over to the RPG...

[Sean McClain]

*blames*

On the other hand, Sean should get his arse over to the RPG...
Arse you, Arse-Face!

[Chrosis]

Arse you, Arse-Face!

Say it ain't so!

[Anthony Johanson]

*blames*

On the other hand, Sean should get his arse over to the RPG...

*Chrosis finds that a keyblade has been shoved somewhere very unpleasent on him*

You should figure out why I did that.

[Chrosis]

*Chrosis finds that a keyblade has been shoved somewhere very unpleasent on him*

You should figure out why I did that.

Because you enjoy sticking things in other men's butts?

[Anthony Johanson]

Because you enjoy sticking things in other men's butts?

Nope, because you keep demanding posts.

[Chrosis]

Nope, because you keep demanding posts.

Rubadub dub, thanks for the grub, yaaay God.

That's how you say grace.

[Anthony Johanson]

Rubadub dub, thanks for the grub, yaaay God.

That's how you say grace.

Now for something completely different...

[Chrosis]

Now for something completely different...

In other news, a flying whale was spotted on the outskirts of london.

[Sean McClain]

Now for something completely different...
Eric Idle: And now for something completely different. A man with three
buttocks!

Host (John Cleese): I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who... (pause)
Mr. Frampton, I understand that you - um - as it were...
(pause) Well let me put it another way. Erm, I believe
that whereas most people have - er - two... Two.
Frampton (Michael Palin): Oh, sure.
Host: Ah well, er, Mr Frampton. Erm, is that chair comfortable?
Frampton: Fine, yeah, fine.
Host: Mr Frampton, er, vis a vis your... (pause) rump.
Frampton: I beg your pardon?
Host: Your rump.
Frampton: What?
Host: Er, your derriere. (Whispers) Posterior. Sit-upon.
Frampton: What's that?
Host (whispers): Your buttocks.
Frampton: Oh, me bum!
Host (hurriedly): Sshhh! Well now, I understand that you, Mr Frampton, have
a... (pause) 50% bonus in the region of what you say.
Frampton: I got three cheeks.
Host: Yes, yes, excellent, excellent. Well we were wondering, Mr Frampton,
if you could see your way clear to giving us a quick... (pause) a
quick visual... (long pause). Mr Frampton, would you take your
trousers down.
Frampton: What? (to cameramen) 'Ere, get that away! I'm not taking me
trousers down on television. What do you think I am?
Host: Please take them down.
Frampton: No!
Host: No, er look, er Mr Frampton. It's quite easy for somebody just to
come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the
botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof.
Frampton: I been on Persian Radio, and the Forces' Network!

[Chrosis]

Eric Idle: And now for something completely different. A man with three
buttocks!

Host (John Cleese): I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who... (pause)
Mr. Frampton, I understand that you - um - as it were...
(pause) Well let me put it another way. Erm, I believe
that whereas most people have - er - two... Two.
Frampton (Michael Palin): Oh, sure.
Host: Ah well, er, Mr Frampton. Erm, is that chair comfortable?
Frampton: Fine, yeah, fine.
Host: Mr Frampton, er, vis a vis your... (pause) rump.
Frampton: I beg your pardon?
Host: Your rump.
Frampton: What?
Host: Er, your derriere. (Whispers) Posterior. Sit-upon.
Frampton: What's that?
Host (whispers): Your buttocks.
Frampton: Oh, me bum!
Host (hurriedly): Sshhh! Well now, I understand that you, Mr Frampton, have
a... (pause) 50% bonus in the region of what you say.
Frampton: I got three cheeks.
Host: Yes, yes, excellent, excellent. Well we were wondering, Mr Frampton,
if you could see your way clear to giving us a quick... (pause) a
quick visual... (long pause). Mr Frampton, would you take your
trousers down.
Frampton: What? (to cameramen) 'Ere, get that away! I'm not taking me
trousers down on television. What do you think I am?
Host: Please take them down.
Frampton: No!
Host: No, er look, er Mr Frampton. It's quite easy for somebody just to
come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the
botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof.
Frampton: I been on Persian Radio, and the Forces' Network!

Lumberjack: I also like to wear womens clothing.

Mounties: He's a lumberjack, and he's... okay?

*mounties run away while a girl runs up*

Girl: I thought you were rugged!!

*the girl runs away crying*

[Sean McClain]

Devious: The bishop!
Animated crime-series-type titles, with suitable music:

'C. OF E. FILMS'
'IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE SUNDAY SCHOOLS BOARD'
'PRESENT'
'THE BISHOP'
'STARRING THE REVEREND E, P. NESBITT'
'AND INTRODUCING F. B. GRIMSBY URQHART-WRIGHT 4S THE VOICE OF GOD'
'SPECIAL EFFECTS BY THE MODERATOR OF THE CHURCH OF SCOTLAND'
'DIRECTED BY PREBENDARY ~CHOPPER" HARRIS'


(Exterior beautiful English church. Birds singing, a hymn bring sung. Suddenly, sound of a high-powered car roaring towards the church. Screech of tyres as a huge open-top American car screeches to a halt outside the church. The bishop leaps out. Behind him (as throughout the film) are his four henchmen... vicars with dark glasses. They wear clerical suits and dog collars. They leap out of their car and race up the drive towards the church. As they do so the hymn is heard to come to an end. Sound of people sitting down. Cut to interior of church. Vicar climbing up into pulpit. Cut back to exterior. The bishop and his vicars racing through the doors. Interior of church. Shot of vicar in pulpit.)

First Vicar: I take as my text for today...

(Cut to bishop and vicars at doorway.)

Bishop: The text, vic! Don't say the text!

(Cut back to vicar.)

First Vicar: Leviticus 3-14. . .

(The pulpit explodes. Vicar disappears in smoke, flying up into the air. Cut to close-up of the bishop. Behind him there is smoke and people rushing about. Sound of people scrambling over pews in panic etc.)

Bishop: We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

(The end of the bishop's crook suddenly starts flashing. He lifts the flashing end off and it stops. Using it like a telephone receiver, he speaks into the staff.)

Bishop: Hello? '... What?... We'll be right over!

(Still of another church exterior. Crash zoom in on door. Cut to interior. A baptism party round the front. An innocent vicar is just testing the water. Pan across to the parents - a couple of shifty crooks - and two godmothers, obviously all-in wrestlers in drag (cauliflower ears etc.). As the vicar takes the baby it starts to tick loudly.)

First Vicar: And it is for this reason that the Christian Church lays upon you, the godparents, the obligation of seeing this child is brought up in the Christian faith. Therefore, I name this child...

(Cut to door of church. The bishop and vicars rush in.)

Bishop: Don't say the kid's name, vic!

(Cut back to vicar.)

First Vicar: Francesco Luigi...

(Explosion. Cut to close-up of bishop. Smoke and panic as before.)

Bishop: We was too late... The Rev. Neuk saw the light.

(Whip pan to interior of yet another church. A wedding. Bride and groom standing in front of a vicar. Cut to door of church. The bishop and vicars burst in.)

Bishop: The ring, vic Don't touch the ring! Hey vic!

(Cut to vicar taking the ring out of the bible. The ring is attached to a piece of string. A sixteen-ton weight falls on top of them with a mighty crunch - the camera shakes as it hits the floor. Cut to two bell ringers. One pulls his rope, and the other rises off the floor, hanged by the neck. The bishop arrives, just too late. Cut to another vicar at graveside.)

Second Vicar: ... dust to dust, ashes to ashes.

(He sprinkles dust on the grave. A huge prop cannon rises up out of the grave until its mighty barrel (twelve inches wide) is pointing right in the vicar's face. He does not notice. Sound of car screeching to a halt. We pan away from grave to reveal the bishop leaping out of the car. Sound of an almighty blast from the cannon. The bishop gets back into the car immediately and turns it round.)

(Cut to a street. Outside a cigarette shop the four clerics lounge against a wall. The bishop walks out rolling his own. Suddenly he stops. Close-up. He looks up as he hears a faint cry. Camera swings round and up - enormous zoom to high window in huge, drab city office block, where a vicar is looking out.)

Third Vicar: Help ... help... help... help... help... help...

(Cut back to the bishop breaking into a run, throwing his cigarette into the gutter. Peter Gunn music. Hand-held shots of the bishop and the four vicars running through crowded streets. He reaches the office block, rushes in. Interior: a stair well. Right at the bottom we see the bishop and the vicars. Close-up hand-held shot of bishop running up stairs. Shadows running up the stair well. The bishop arrives on the top landing. Door of office. The bishop tries the door. It won't open. One vicar goes rigid. The other three take hold of him and use him as a battering ram and go straight through the balsa wood door first time.)

Bishop: OK, Devious, don't move!

Devious: The bishop!

('The Bishop' titles again.)

[Chrosis]

Man: This parrot is dead!

Cashier: Not it's not, it's sleeping.

Man: IT's nailed to it's perch!

Cashier: That's so it doesn't fall off.

Man: Because it's dead! Deceased! No longer among the living!

*bangs parrot on the counter*

Cashier: What'd you do that for? You could have hurt it.

Man: THIS BIRD IS DEAD!

*storms off*

[Sean McClain]

Man: This parrot is dead!

Cashier: Not it's not, it's sleeping.

Man: IT's nailed to it's perch!

Cashier: That's so it doesn't fall off.

Man: Because it's dead! Deceased! No longer among the living!

*bangs parrot on the counter*

Cashier: What'd you do that for? You could have hurt it.

Man: THIS BIRD IS DEAD!

*storms off*
(Vyvyan): This calls for a very special blend of psychology....and extreme violence!

[Phrozen]

*hires Mr. Pibb, Dr. Pepper, Colonel Sanders, Long John Silver, The Burger King, Jack in the Box, and Mr. Coffee*

[The MunchKING]

Hooray! Now all Hugbor wants to do is hug, give toys to children, dance, fight evil, and get a chili dog!
SO is this Hugbor Or SOnic the Hedgehog??

[Anthony Johanson]

SO is this Hugbor Or SOnic the Hedgehog??

If Sonic's evil side was a rapist, then yes.

[Sean McClain]

SO is this Hugbor Or SOnic the Hedgehog??
It could be that I kinda . . . . killed Archie Sonic and brought him back as Hugbor.

Or something involving spinning and molecules, whatever.

[Chrosis]

It could be that I kinda . . . . killed Archie Sonic and brought him back as Hugbor.

Or something involving spinning and molecules, whatever.

@_@

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

*faints*

[The MunchKING]

It could be that I kinda . . . . killed Archie Sonic and brought him back as Hugbor.

Or something involving spinning and molecules, whatever.
I just watched the cartoon and it involved lots of Chilidogs... ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

@_@

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

*faints*

*revives Chrosis*

[Gordon Smith]

Honestly, guys, is this the best you can do? I can't say I find rape to be a very humorous topic, or remotely comedic. Frankly, I am more than a little disappointed to find out that the thread has fallen back into such a sad state.

[Chrosis]

Honestly, guys, is this the best you can do? I can't say I find rape to be a very humorous topic, or remotely comedic. Frankly, I am more than a little disappointed to find out that the thread has fallen back into such a sad state.

@_@

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

*faints again*

[The MunchKING]

Honestly, guys, is this the best you can do? I can't say I find rape to be a very humorous topic, or remotely comedic. Frankly, I am more than a little disappointed to find out that the thread has fallen back into such a sad state.
I blame myself...

It must have been caused by a distinct lack of MunchKING contribution!!

I should have kept them on the straight and narrow!!

Curse the fact that I have to eat and go to school.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Good Lord, I'm gone for a few days, and now Gordon is dissapointed about something.




What the heck have you guys/gals been doing in my absence that would make one of our Mods mad at us?

[Ghost_rider_x3]

Launch Weapons of mass destruction!

[Super Samurai]

This thread needs some Care Bear love. *Sends out the Care Bears*

[Stretch Dude]

I blame myself...

It must have been caused by a distinct lack of MunchKING contribution!!

I should have kept them on the straight and narrow!!

Curse the fact that I have to eat and go to school.

That didn't stop you during TMI. Age must finally be getting to you. :D

[Guts/Batman]

Yea...

This thread has not had much expansion since I was here last. Damn Internet connection suckiness!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Yea...

This thread has not had much expansion since I was here last. Damn Internet connection suckiness!!!

Is-a slowbie.

[BigJayStudd]

Yea...

This thread has not had much expansion since I was here last. Damn Internet connection suckiness!!!

Nobody wanted to post with you gone, Guts. Your the wind beneath our wings.

[Guts/Batman]

Nobody wanted to post with you gone, Guts. Your the wind beneath our wings.

I feel important now... :D

[Stretch Dude]

I feel important now... :D

You're everything I wish I could be.

[Guts/Batman]

ELO just came on...

Makes me wanna say "Wrapped up like a dousche"... :D

[Guts/Batman]

I'm feeling an avatar change coming on...

Any suggestions?

[BigJayStudd]

You're everything I wish I could be.

If men could get pregnant............I would have his babies. Then when they got older and logged on to this site the would automatically have over 5000 post. Because that's how Guts rolls.

[BigJayStudd]

I'm feeling an avatar change coming on...

Any suggestions?


Carlton Banks.

[Guts/Batman]

If men could get pregnant............I would have his babies. Then when they got older and logged on to this site the would automatically have over 5000 post. Because that's how Guts rolls.

Automatic 5K post count. That's powerful sperm baby! :D

[Guts/Batman]

Carlton Banks.

Hmmmmm....

*Remembers the The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire*

OMG I made it all the way through Blinded By the Light. Normally, I can only take about 1 minute of the song...

[BigJayStudd]

Automatic 5K post count. That's powerful sperm baby! :D

The Batman board already hates your kids.

[BigJayStudd]

Hmmmmm....

*Remembers the The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire*

OMG I made it all the way through Blinded By the Light. Normally, I can only take about 1 minute of the song...

Does he say "Caught up like a douche......" in that song?

[Guts/Batman]

The Batman board already hates your kids.

*Does the Speed Racer laugh* Ha Hah...

*Does the fist shake at the Batman board*

[Guts/Batman]

Does he say "Caught up like a douche......" in that song?

Many times...

Bah!!! 30 second rule...

[BigJayStudd]

Many times...

Bah!!! 30 second rule...

What does "caught up like a douche......" actually mean?

[Guts/Batman]

What does "caught up like a douche......" actually mean?

It's like decyphering the song "Scat Man"...you can't do it.

[BigJayStudd]

It's like decyphering the song "Scat Man"...you can't do it.


Ba deeeee ba ba bado bo. Ba ba bado bo.

[Guts/Batman]

Ba deeeee ba ba bado bo. Ba ba bado bo.

That worked surprisingly well.

*Goes over to my iTunes collection and plays Scat Man* Let's see if I can do it.

[Guts/Batman]

"I'm the Skat Man"...

WTF?!? That's putting jibberish together and selling it. I love it!!!

[BigJayStudd]

"I'm the Skat Man"...

WTF?!? That's putting jibberish together and selling it. I love it!!!

The song I could never understand is that Blue song....


"I'm blue...something something something die."

Is he saying "If I were Green I would die?"

[Guts/Batman]

The song I could never understand is that Blue song....


"I'm blue...something something something die."

Is he saying "If I were Green I would die?"

I dunno...

I know what song you are talking about and luckily don't have on my computer. Surprising because I have just about every style of music on my computer...

Of my 1650 songs I would say half are rock.

The rest are a mix of rap, instrumentals from movies, some porn music, country...

[Guts/Batman]

I suppose this is the best place for this image...

http://alf-eats-cats.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/carltonwinkandgun.jpg

[BigJayStudd]

I dunno...

I know what song you are talking about and luckily don't have on my computer. Surprising because I have just about every style of music on my computer...

Of my 1650 songs I would say half are rock.

The rest are a mix of rap, instrumentals from movies, some porn music, country...

Some porn music? Like the NWO's theme?

Bow chick bow wow.

[Guts/Batman]

Some porn music? Like the NWO's theme?

Bow chick bow wow.

I just had to switch off of Journey, damnit...

Nah...not like nWo's theme. Classic instrumental...

I can't do it. It's only two songs....

[BigJayStudd]

I just had to switch off of Journey, damnit...

Nah...not like nWo's theme. Classic instrumental...

I can't do it. It's only two songs....

I know a guy who listens to nothing but Nintendo music. He records the songs and plays them everywhere he goes.

[Guts/Batman]

I know a guy who listens to nothing but Nintendo music. He records the songs and plays them everywhere he goes.

That's awesome...

The music to Super Mario Brothers...in my back pocket!!! What could be better?!?

[BigJayStudd]

That's awesome...

The music to Super Mario Brothers...in my back pocket!!! What could be better?!?

Making sweet sweet love to the original Zelda's music.

[Guts/Batman]

Making sweet sweet love to the original Zelda's music.

Got me beat there...

All I would have to do is keep my Game Boy with me. And pause it in the acceptable region for the music I desire.

There anymore Zelda games for Gameboy. I'm tired of Link's Awakening...

[BigJayStudd]

Got me beat there...

All I would have to do is keep my Game Boy with me. And pause it in the acceptable region for the music I desire.

There anymore Zelda games for Gameboy. I'm tired of Link's Awakening...

Not sure. You'll have to ask JCALL. Dude is a nintendo encyclopedia.

[Anthony Johanson]

Got me beat there...

All I would have to do is keep my Game Boy with me. And pause it in the acceptable region for the music I desire.

There anymore Zelda games for Gameboy. I'm tired of Link's Awakening...

All of the gameboy systems, or just normal gameboy?

[Guts/Batman]

All of the gameboy systems, or just normal gameboy?

Normal Game Boy. Yes, I have an original Game Boy. It's fucking old and still works...

[Anthony Johanson]

Normal Game Boy. Yes, I have an original Game Boy. It's fucking old and still works...

Then I'm pretty sure the only two zelda games for that is A Link to the Past and Link's Awakening.

[Chrosis]

Normal Game Boy. Yes, I have an original Game Boy. It's fucking old and still works...

I have a gameboy pocket and a gameboy color. Heh, I remember when those were advanced... :D

[Sean McClain]

I have a gameboy pocket and a gameboy color. Heh, I remember when those were advanced... :D
I *have* a GameBoy Advance, damn if I can find it, though. The only game I had legitimately for it was Ninja Five-O.

Best. Portable. Ninja. Game. Ever.

[Anthony Johanson]

I *have* a GameBoy Advance, damn if I can find it, though. The only game I had legitimately for it was Ninja Five-O.

Best. Portable. Ninja. Game. Ever.

I have a Gameboy Advance also.

[Sean McClain]

I have a Gameboy Advance also.
Yeah, but I only *bought* one game for it, the rest were *gifts*.

From the Internet to me.

[Trulyures]

Hello everyone

[Sean McClain]

Hello everyone
Hey Tru, how're you feeling today?

[Trulyures]

Hey Tru, how're you feeling today?
I'm alright.....
testing going on right now for me......
dumb CAT 6, I really don't see the point of these things :(

[Chrosis]

Hello everyone

God hates me. And loves me at the same time. How awkward. I must be imagining the hate, or blaming my own follies on God. I must reflect on this.

[Anthony Johanson]

God hates me. And loves me at the same time. How awkward. I must be imagining the hate, or blaming my own follies on God. I must reflect on this.

There is a God, and he gets his joy from making me suffer.

[Sean McClain]

I'm alright.....
testing going on right now for me......
dumb CAT 6, I really don't see the point of these things :(
I guess the point is to show your 'intelligence' to an unthinking, unfeeling computer incapable of caring the slightest bit about your actual intelligence.

As for me, I've had a rather bad cough and its been hard to breathe lately, but otherwise I'm fine.

[Chrosis]

There is a God, and he gets his joy from making me suffer.

Impossible. God doesn't need joy.

You're probably thinking of The Dog.

[Anthony Johanson]

Impossible. God doesn't need joy.

You're probably thinking of The Dog.

Nah, it's not Dog, that usually involves Omega Effects.

[Chrosis]

Nah, it's not Dog, that usually involves Omega Effects.

He's far more creative than you give him credit for.

[Anthony Johanson]

He's far more creative than you give him credit for.

If he ever gets around my "I spit at reality or disreality or use my Keyblades.", I will concede.

[The Dog]

Even when I don't post as often, you people remember me. And as an imaginative and unstable maniac whose main source of joy is torturing you all in new and creative ways.

That's quite possibly the nicest thing ever.

It almost makes me regret doing this. Almost.

*Pushes a button which brings to life the vicious army ants hidden beneath your skin, unleashing their violent rampages to bear upon you from within*

[Chrosis]

Even when I don't post as often, you people remember me. And as an imaginative and unstable maniac whose main source of joy is torturing you all in new and creative ways.

That's quite possibly the nicest thing ever.

It almost makes me regret doing this. Almost.

*Pushes a button which brings to life the vicious army ants hidden beneath your skin, unleashing their violent rampages to bear upon you from within*

*snaps fingers, reducing the army ants to dust*

Sorry, I had to. :rolleyes:

[The Dog]

*snaps fingers, reducing the army ants to dust*

Sorry, I had to. :rolleyes:

*Thus releasing the toxins within their bodies into your bloodstream which causes you neverending and crippling pain*

[Chrosis]

*Thus releasing the toxins within their bodies into your bloodstream which causes you neverending and crippling pain*

*makes wretched sound, reducing the toxing to dust*

MY RACOON WOUND!

[Trulyures]

God hates me. And loves me at the same time. How awkward. I must be imagining the hate, or blaming my own follies on God. I must reflect on this.
Then you go and reflect on it..... :)
WHat did you do this time?

[Trulyures]

Hey Tru, how're you feeling today?
Well, for a girl with 3 hours of sleep... I'm alright
What about you?

[Sean McClain]

Well, for a girl with 3 hours of sleep... I'm alright
What about you?
Well, I've been coughing a lot and it is rather hard to breathe; but otherwise I am fine. :)

[Trulyures]

There is a God, and he gets his joy from making me suffer.
NONONO...... that's not true at all. DOn't say that
Well, there must be a God because he wouldn't have made you so cute :)

[Trulyures]

Well, I've been coughing a lot and it is rather hard to breathe; but otherwise I am fine. :)
have a cold or something I see..
You must get some rest :)

[Anthony Johanson]

NONONO...... that's not true at all. DOn't say that
Well, there must be a God because he wouldn't have made you so cute :)

*sigh* I guess... :(

[Chrosis]

Then you go and reflect on it..... :)
WHat did you do this time?

Consider it reflected.

[Sean McClain]

have a cold or something I see..
You must get some rest :)
No, this has been going on for at least a few days.

I'm not too sure that rest alone can beat this one.

[Trulyures]

Consider it reflected.
reflected on what? :D Mirror perhaps?

[Chrosis]

reflected on what? :D Mirror perhaps?

I'm viewing the situation from all possible angles and perspectives.

[Trulyures]

*sigh* I guess... :(
why do you say that? Don't be so negative. Remember stay positive and keep your head up? ;)

[Guts/Batman]

Then I'm pretty sure the only two zelda games for that is A Link to the Past and Link's Awakening.

How is that game?

I must find this game. Or other suitably good Game Boy games...

[Anthony Johanson]

How is that game?

I must find this game. Or other suitably good Game Boy games...

A Link to the Past? It's pretty good, but I liked Link's awakening better."

[Anthony Johanson]

why do you say that? Don't be so negative. Remember stay positive and keep your head up? ;)

Sorry, I'm probably going to be negative for a while.

[Guts/Batman]

A Link to the Past? It's pretty good, but I liked Link's awakening better."

Link's Awakening is good, I think. Not terribly hard but still fun nonetheless.

It's especially easy when you have beaten it like 4 times already. Though there is one task that I am unable to accomplish. I can't get all the hearts. I still can't get 3 of the pieces of hearts.

And one heart I can't get to, however, asking for help in that would be a lil complicated as you would have to know the exact place I'm talking about and can remember the game...

[Trulyures]

Sorry, I'm probably going to be negative for a while.
what's up? What's wrong Anthony....

[Chrosis]

what's up? What's wrong Anthony....

Damn you Squanto! Stealing boy's innosence!

[Anthony Johanson]

what's up? What's wrong Anthony....

I really don't want to talk about it.

[Anthony Johanson]

Link's Awakening is good, I think. Not terribly hard but still fun nonetheless.

It's especially easy when you have beaten it like 4 times already. Though there is one task that I am unable to accomplish. I can't get all the hearts. I still can't get 3 of the pieces of hearts.

And one heart I can't get to, however, asking for help in that would be a lil complicated as you would have to know the exact place I'm talking about and can remember the game...

I found that Link to the Past was a bit harder, and a bit less fun.

[Trulyures]

Damn you Squanto! Stealing boy's innosence!
NO, I wasn't! No I wasn't! No I wasn't! ok, I was......;)
Just kidding.............^_^ Wait, what?

[Guts/Batman]

I found that Link to the Past was a bit harder, and a bit less fun.

What made it less fun?

[Trulyures]

I really don't want to talk about it.
Ok, no problem......
I hope you feel better Anthony *hugs*

[Trulyures]

Even when I don't post as often, you people remember me. And as an imaginative and unstable maniac whose main source of joy is torturing you all in new and creative ways.

That's quite possibly the nicest thing ever.

It almost makes me regret doing this. Almost.

*Pushes a button which brings to life the vicious army ants hidden beneath your skin, unleashing their violent rampages to bear upon you from within*
I do TOO remember you Dog!!!!

[Trulyures]

I'm viewing the situation from all possible angles and perspectives.
And how does it look again?

[Chrosis]

And how does it look again?

Very confusing, thankyou.

[Phrozen]

I have thought of something deliciously evil.

I am gonna put two men into a cage fight.

Those two men you ask?

Rufus T. Firefly and Edmund Blackadder III

[Trulyures]

Very confusing, thankyou.
How so? Your welcome :)

[Chrosis]

How so? Your welcome :)

Theres a thing called infinite wisdom that God has. I don't have that.

[Trulyures]

For the first time, you are right:) He does have infinate wisdom that we will never understandTheres a thing called infinite wisdom that God has. I don't have that.

[Trulyures]

Good Lord, I'm gone for a few days, and now Gordon is dissapointed about something.




What the heck have you guys/gals been doing in my absence that would make one of our Mods mad at us?
I didn't do anything, I promise :)

[Anthony Johanson]

I didn't do anything, I promise :)

However, I played a small part in it.

[Chrosis]

I didn't do anything, I promise :)

She devil/angel/succubus/priestess/hooker/nun/vampiress!!!

[Phrozen]

She devil/angel/succubus/priestess/hooker/nun/vampiress!!!

I will take them all.

[Trulyures]

She devil/angel/succubus/priestess/hooker/nun/vampiress!!!
don't call me a hooker again!

[Trulyures]

However, I played a small part in it.
really? Everyone makes small mistakes.......

[Chrosis]

don't call me a hooker again!

Fine, I apologize for alling you a hooker. :(

She devil/angel/succubus/priestess/vampiress/nun!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

really? Everyone makes small mistakes.......

Yep, it's like I say.

[Phrozen]

Yep, it's like I say.

*sends Rufus T. Firefly to go bug Anthony*

[Trulyures]

Fine, I apologize for alling you a hooker. :(

She devil/angel/succubus/priestess/vampiress/nun!!!
I'm not a shedevil either, but I'm not going to scold you for that....
thank you :)

[Trulyures]

Yep, it's like I say.
Exactamundo :) *hugs*
You know everyone needs at least 15 hugs a day :D

[Phrozen]

I'm not a shedevil either, but I'm not going to scold you for that....
thank you :)

But they are so naughty.....

[Anthony Johanson]

*sends Rufus T. Firefly to go bug Anthony*

I wonder if he counts as evil enough to kill with a keyblade.

*takes out keyblades*

[Phrozen]

I wonder if he counts as evil enough to kill with a keyblade.

*takes out keyblades*

No, just incompetent and scatter brained.

[Anthony Johanson]

Exactamundo :) *hugs*
You know everyone needs at least 15 hugs a day :D

Now I know.

Therefore, you need hugs. *hugs*

[Chrosis]

I'm not a shedevil either, but I'm not going to scold you for that....
thank you :)

Uber-Goober strikes again!

[Anthony Johanson]

No, just incompetent and scatter brained.

Oh well...

*takes out Evil Keyblade*

[Phrozen]

Oh well...

*takes out Evil Keyblade*

You do know you are tempting fate. He has the Power Marx.

[Anthony Johanson]

You do know you are tempting fate. He has the Power Marx.

I love reality warping.

[Phrozen]

I love reality warping.

*sends Harpo Marx as backup*

[Trulyures]

I got to go people's!

[Anthony Johanson]

*sends Harpo Marx as backup*

*teleports to alternate dimension*

[Anthony Johanson]

I got to go people's!

G'bye Tru.

[The MunchKING]

That didn't stop you during TMI. Age must finally be getting to you. :D

Actually TMI I had the week off IIRC.

[The MunchKING]

Normal Game Boy. Yes, I have an original Game Boy. It's fucking old and still works...
That is awesome. I think I have a working one somewhere But I have an SP too...

[Anthony Johanson]

That is awesome. I think I have a working one somewhere But I have an SP too...

I always thought of a GBSP as a Smaller GBA.

[The MunchKING]

Then I'm pretty sure the only two zelda games for that is A Link to the Past and Link's Awakening.


I could have Sworn "Link to the Past" was the SNES game...

[Anthony Johanson]

I could have Sworn "Link to the Past" was the SNES game...

It was on SNES, but I also remember playing it on GB.

[hitokiri_]

hello everybody

[Stretch Dude]

Even when I don't post as often, you people remember me. And as an imaginative and unstable maniac whose main source of joy is torturing you all in new and creative ways.

That's quite possibly the nicest thing ever.

It almost makes me regret doing this. Almost.

*Pushes a button which brings to life the vicious army ants hidden beneath your skin, unleashing their violent rampages to bear upon you from within*

MY SKIN! MY SUPERIOR SKIN!

[Stretch Dude]

reflected on what? :D Mirror perhaps?

Like that would work on you. :D

[Stretch Dude]

don't call me a hooker again!

Not even T.J.?

[Super Samurai]

This room...

So quiet.

[Trulyures]

I think it's because Munchie, Peter, and Trystenn is not here

[Guts/Batman]

I think it's because Munchie, Peter, and Trystenn is not here

Bah!!!

We don't need them all hear to make a good convo going!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Bah!!!

We don't need them all hear to make a good convo going!!!

But they bring some life into a conversation...

[Guts/Batman]

But they bring some life into a conversation...

That is very true.

It's not like me qand Jay can carry a few pages of banter at a time...:D

[Trulyures]

But they bring some life into a conversation...
Me agree very much

[Trystenn]

Bah!!!

We don't need them all hear to make a good convo going!!!
Are you joking me?

[Trystenn]

I'm not a shedevil either, but I'm not going to scold you for that....
thank you :)
....................................
You do know what a succubus is right?

[Trulyures]

Are you joking me?
^_^ lookiee it's my bestest friend :)

[Trystenn]

^_^ lookiee it's my bestest friend :)
Im going to get off in a lil bit, hows everything going?

[Trulyures]

....................................
You do know what a succubus is right?
a shedevil?

[Sean McClain]

Are you joking me?
If he were it would've been funny.

[Trystenn]

a shedevil?
No like a demon lady who has sex with men to steal their souls...

[Sean McClain]

a shedevil?
Actually, a succubus is a she-demon from Hell that uses sexual intercourse to take the souls of men.

Honestly, there are worse ways to die.

[Phrozen]

Bargh. The Ceramic Chronology of Pachacamac have taken over my life.

[Trystenn]

If he were it would've been funny.
No, because then he would have to admit he doesnt like me, and we all know thats lie.

[Trystenn]

Actually, a succubus is a she-demon from Hell that uses sexual intercourse to take the souls of men.

Honestly, there are worse ways to die.
Wait you can die without your soul?

[Tommy]

My god Uncanny 472 sucked.

[Sean McClain]

Wait you can die without your soul?
You misunderstand. I mean that there are worse ways to die than being sexed to death by a hot demonness from Hell.

[Trulyures]

Im going to get off in a lil bit, hows everything going?
Tired, but I'm alright... me too in a little so I can start homework...
What about you?

[Peter]

No like a demon lady who has sex with men to steal their souls...

So, I'd be good, then.

:)

[Phrozen]

Argh. *throws Izumi Shimada at everybody.* Go be bored by ceramics!

[Trystenn]

My god Uncanny 472 sucked.
Tch, im surprised you expected it not to.

[Trystenn]

Tired, but I'm alright... me too in a little so I can start homework...
What about you?
Eh, a little hungry havent eaten anything all day, i might not even eat till after we get home from the Hospitol.

[Trystenn]

So, I'd be good, then.

:)
Well maybe yes and maybe no, they can offer you things only your wildest dreams would allow you to see.

[Sean McClain]

So, I'd be good, then.

:)
They have methods for dealing with men like you.

Polymorphs, anyone?

[Trulyures]

No like a demon lady who has sex with men to steal their souls...
hmmmmm....... I'm definately not that either..

[Peter]

Well maybe yes and maybe no, they can offer you things only your wildest dreams would allow you to see.

If only women were involved, I really doubt they'd have any place in my wildest dreams.

I'm just sayin', is all.

[Tommy]

Tch, im surprised you expected it not to.
It didn't really expect it to be good, but I figured that it would be at least readable. But this is what happens if you have an artistic abortion (and this was a GOOD Bachalo issue) combined with piss poor writting.

[Trystenn]

If only women were involved, I really doubt they'd have any place in my wildest dreams.

I'm just sayin', is all.
You ever hear of polymorphs? Now imagine that combined with the Sentai universe.

[Guts/Batman]

My god Uncanny 472 sucked.

That the latest in the current Apocalypse arc?

[Trystenn]

It didn't really expect it to be good, but I figured that it would be at least readable. But this is what happens if you have an artistic abortion (and this was a GOOD Bachalo issue) combined with piss poor writting.
LOL Emma, you crack me up.

[Peter]

You ever hear of polymorphs? Now imagine that combined with the Sentai universe.

Then I'd be safe -- sex doesn't exist in the PR Universe :D.

[Trystenn]

hmmmmm....... I'm definately not that either..
I hope not, but thn again you ARE a she-devil.

[Trystenn]

Then I'd be safe -- sex doesn't exist in the PR Universe :D.
Oh but it will Peter....It will.

[Tommy]

That the latest in the current Apocalypse arc?
No, the Jamie-Betsy Braddock crap.

If new writters were not on the horizon, I would so drop the entire X-line. And really X-Factor is the only worthwhile on going.

[Sean McClain]

Then I'd be safe -- sex doesn't exist in the PR Universe :D.
PR Fanfic-Verse, anyone?

[Phrozen]

*throws replicas of Pachacamac Negative Style and Pachacamac Interlocking style pots at Sean*

Barg. Ceramics sucks.

[Peter]

PR Fanfic-Verse, anyone?

Bah, we all know that my fanfic is the only PR fanfic that counts.

Maybe stuff from Ellen Brand, but that'd be the absolute limit.

[Trystenn]

Edit: D*mn you Peter!!!

[Guts/Batman]

gfsdgfdsgdsfgsdfgdsf

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...not more jibberish!!!

[Tommy]

LOL Emma, you crack me up.
Well I am glad about that.

I knew it was going to be horrifically bad when I saw Storm wondering around Africa with two tigars. I supose she must have broken into Kenya's Zoo since Tigars do not live in Africa.

[Trulyures]

My god Uncanny 472 sucked.
I know you.... what a stranger you have been

[Trystenn]

Bah, we all know that my fanfic is the only PR fanfic that counts.

Maybe stuff from Ellen Brand, but that'd be the absolute limit.
Hmmmmmm Maybe not, but it exists in the Movie X-verse, IOW....
Iceman