Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Anthony Johanson]

Munchy won't know you said that for several hours whenhe gets to your post after responding to every SINGLE FREAKING POST INBETWEEN.

I see it as every four posts in between.

[The MunchKING]

What happened to bebs?
Personal Issues.

I think she's gone the way of Tanith... :(

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah, a solid gold cow made out of cow.

Then, we could drop it from a helicopter and watch it explode and cry, "Fucking Awesome!"

"That's wicked sweet *******!"

[The MunchKING]

How about I make this a moot point and just turn on the anti-gravity machine.

Okay people, if you ever wanted to be weightless, nows the chance.

*Does Homer Simpson impression.*
*swims in Null Grav* Yeah!!! Fun!!

[Sean McClain]

"That's wicked sweet *******!"
All shall fall before the Exploding Cow God.

They shall be imprisoned and forced to play POCKET POOL! with one another.

Black Vulcan: In each other's pants.

[Chrosis]

I just thought...

Munch, make more cards.

[Anthony Johanson]

All shall fall before the Exploding Cow God.

They shall be imprisoned and forced to play POCKET POOL! with one another.

Black Vulcan: In each other's pants.

It's a natural radiator.

[Anthony Johanson]

I just thought...

Munch, make more cards.

What is up with you telling people to post and/or make more cards?

[Sean McClain]

I just thought...

Munch, make more cards.
You just thought that, just now?

*turns head in evil direction*

[The MunchKING]

Its the new handheld game, POCKET POOL!

"How's it played?"

Simple, stick your hand in your pocket, and feel around until you encounter two spheroidal things. All the fun of playing with yourself in public in the palm of your hand!
I thought you were supposed to take the stick, and hit the balls toward the hole. ;)

[Captain Sarcasm]

Protons, Electrons, and Nuerons all have mass. Energy is just mass in motion. Their is a reason why things have an atomic mass. If an atom has mass then things that make up the atom must have mass. Even light has mass to it, that is why a black hole is black. It's gravity is so great that not even light can escape it.

Okay, energy is not mass in motion. Energy is the *ability* for mass to move.

And, as for the black hole, that doesn't mean anything. Electromagnetism is far stronger than Gravity, and there's no physicist on the planet that will disagree with that. If gravity's force has a magnitude of 1, electromagnetism's force has a magnitude of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and that's the actual, scientifically-accepted number.

[Sean McClain]

It's a natural radiator.
The thing is though, they won't have the handheld game. They'll just have to go into each other's pants to play.

That's what they get for being prisoners.

Mickey Mouse laughs and writes fanfics based upon this.

[Chrosis]

Okay, energy is not mass in motion. Energy is the *ability* for mass to move.

And, as for the black hole, that doesn't mean anything. Electromagnetism is far stronger than Gravity, and there's no physicist on the planet that will disagree with that. If gravity's force has a magnitude of 1, electromagnetism's force has a magnitude of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and that's the actual, scientifically-accepted number.

He lives! And just to piss anthony johanson off...

Post. Now.

[Sean McClain]

I thought you were supposed to take the stick, and hit the balls toward the hole. ;)
Nope, that's the less popular Pocket Golf.

[The MunchKING]

Munchy won't know you said that for several hours whenhe gets to your post after responding to every SINGLE FREAKING POST INBETWEEN.
Hardly. I skipped dozens, possibly hundreds of posts. Want me to go back and fill them in so you can know the difference??

[Anthony Johanson]

He lives! And just to piss anthony johanson off...

Post. Now.

Die.Now!!!

[Sean McClain]

He lives! And just to piss anthony johanson off...

Post. Now.
*attacks Chrosis with Head*

What does everybody want?

[The MunchKING]

I just thought...

Munch, make more cards.
Heil!!

SO how much will you pay me??

[The MunchKING]

What is up with you telling people to post and/or make more cards?
He thinks he's my boss. But my two freinds Might want to "discuss" that with him...

[Anthony Johanson]

The thing is though, they won't have the handheld game. They'll just have to go into each other's pants to play.

That's what they get for being prisoners.

Mickey Mouse laughs and writes fanfics based upon this.

Old Geezer: EVIL! *Points finger*

[Anthony Johanson]

He thinks he's my boss. But my two freinds Might want to "discuss" that with him...

That's be lovely. :)

[The MunchKING]

Nope, that's the less popular Pocket Golf.
All depends on ho you hold the stick.

And how hard you hit the balls I guess.

[Sean McClain]

Old Geezer: EVIL! *Points finger*
*Walt Disney eats the old geezer because he was of Cuban descent*

[The MunchKING]

That's be lovely. :)
Hear that Masamune and Excalliber? Your Wanted!!

[Anthony Johanson]

*Walt Disney eats the old geezer because he was of Cuban descent*

*Old Geezer eats Walt Disney from the inside out*

[Chrosis]

Heil!!

SO how much will you pay me??

What?! Fiendish bastard!

wait...

*hands Munch one Blank check*

Fill 'er up.

[Phrozen]

What?! Fiendish bastard!

wait...

*hands Munch one Blank check*

Fill 'er up.

You do know that you will never see any money again right?

[Anthony Johanson]

Hear that Masamune and Excalliber? Your Wanted!!

Make it hurt as much as possible, please. *semi-pleading look*

[Sean McClain]

*Old Geezer eats Walt Disney from the inside out*
*Mickey Mouse re-writes this situation into a fanfic starring Sora and . . . Banana Flavored Ass Bear*

[Chrosis]

You do know that you will never see any money again right?

I can always make more.

...

Did I say that out loud?

[Anthony Johanson]

*Mickey Mouse re-writes this situation into a fanfic starring Sora and . . . Banana Flavored Ass Bear*

*Old Gezzer uses True DIsney Magic to Plot device Kill Mickey with no chance of coming back*

[Phrozen]

I can always make more.

...

Did I say that out loud?

You do know that makes money worthless right?

[Sean McClain]

*Old Gezzer uses True DIsney Magic to Plot device Kill Mickey with no chance of coming back*
But, if Mickey is dead, then Kingdom Hearts can never be.

Dun dun dun!

[Chrosis]

You do know that makes money worthless right?

I use it as fire wood. It smell nice when it burns.

[Anthony Johanson]

But, if Mickey is dead, then Kingdom Hearts can never be.

Dun dun dun!

Nah, Kingdom Hearts is an Alternate Universe. The good mickey exists there.

[Captain Sarcasm]

He lives! And just to piss anthony johanson off...

Post. Now.

Stop that. I'll post when I'm damn well ready.

[Sean McClain]

Nah, Kingdom Hearts is an Alternate Universe. The good mickey exists there.
But, without Mickey, Walt Disney wouldn't have gotten his company off the ground to become a success.

And without that success, Disney cannot partner with Square-Enix to create Kingdom Hearts.

Dun dun dun.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Nah, Kingdom Hearts is an Alternate Universe. The good mickey exists there.

I say that Kingdom Hearts is what really happened. Everything that happened in the movies is a hallucination caused when Namine rewrote everyone's memories in Chain of Memories.

As for stuff after KH2...

...

...the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo did it.

[Chrosis]

Stop that. I'll post when I'm damn well ready.

*scratches back of head*

er... sorry?

[Anthony Johanson]

But, without Mickey, Walt Disney wouldn't have gotten his company off the ground to become a success.

And without that success, Disney cannot partner with Square-Enix to create Kingdom Hearts.

Dun dun dun.

KH 1 and 2 are already made, therefore Kingdom Hearts still exists. I killed Mickey a couple of hourse ago, his past is still there, but his future is gone.

[The MunchKING]

What?! Fiendish bastard!

wait...

*hands Munch one Blank check*

Fill 'er up.
it's going to bounce like Flubber isn't it??

[Anthony Johanson]

I say that Kingdom Hearts is what really happened. Everything that happened in the movies is a hallucination caused when Namine rewrote everyone's memories in Chain of Memories.

As for stuff after KH2...

...

...the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo did it.

Wohoo, an industrial sized retcon!

[The MunchKING]

Make it hurt as much as possible, please. *semi-pleading look*


*Mickey Mouse re-writes this situation into a fanfic starring Sora and . . . Banana Flavored Ass Bear*


May I kill Sean First??

[The MunchKING]

You do know that makes money worthless right?
Not if the Bank takes it!! ;)

[Captain Sarcasm]

*scratches back of head*

er... sorry?

No, I'm sorry. That came off angrier than I intended. I've just got a lot on my plate right now, and I'm pretty stressed already.

[Sean McClain]

May I kill Sean First??
Nope, problem's already solved.

And in killing Mickey, all bad fanfiction will cease.

[Anthony Johanson]

May I kill Sean First??

I'm not the one doing the killing, therefore, go for whoever you want to first.

[The MunchKING]

*scratches back of head*

er... sorry?

*bashes the back of his head with Excaliber*

Did that get the itch??

[The MunchKING]

Nope, problem's already solved.

And in killing Mickey, all bad fanfiction will cease.


But I LIKE Bad Fanfic... It makes me laugh!!

[Chrosis]

*bashes the back of his head with Excaliber*

Did that get the itch??

It was a nervous itch!

Come on...

[Sean McClain]

But I LIKE Bad Fanfic... It makes me laugh!!
Um, uh . . . HEY LOOK, IT'S NOSEY!

*causes tornado*

[Sean McClain]

But I LIKE Bad Fanfic... It makes me laugh!!
And I suppose you like Yaoi Fangirls too.

They are his bastard children with Satan as the mother.

[Trystenn]

Nah, Kingdom Hearts is an Alternate Universe. The good mickey exists there.
Mickey will Never Die!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Mickey will Never Die!!!

Evil Mickey is dead...very dead at that.

*shows corpse*

[Phrozen]

But I LIKE Bad Fanfic... It makes me laugh!!

It also destroys your grammer skills too.

[Sean McClain]

Evil Mickey is dead...very dead at that.

*shows corpse*
There goes that joke.

[The MunchKING]

It was a nervous itch!

Come on...
So your saying I need to hit you harder?? Can do!!

*Whales on his head a few times with Excaliber*

There!! Now the fact that your head has been splattered all over the room ought to keep it from itching... ;)

[The MunchKING]

And I suppose you like Yaoi Fangirls too.

They are his bastard children with Satan as the mother.
Nah, But Yuri Fanfics makes my sword Happy. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

There goes that joke.

W00t, that makes 2.

[Anthony Johanson]

Nah, But Yuri Fanfics makes my sword Happy. ;)

The ratio of Yaoi to Yuri is about 10:1.

[Sean McClain]

Nah, But Yuri Fanfics makes my sword Happy. ;)
No, that's the Yuri Fanboys.

They come from Russia.

[The MunchKING]

The ratio of Yaoi to Yuri is about 10:1.
Bah it's still enough to keep my "swords" "polished". ;)

[Trulyures]

Anthony is taking over huh?;)

[Sean McClain]

W00t, that makes 2.
Two of what?

[Trulyures]

I don't want to win anymore....... so whoever wins... awesome

[Anthony Johanson]

Two of what?

2 jokes ruined.

[Sean McClain]

Anthony is taking over huh?;)
All he did was kill Evil Mickey.

He still has to fight the Phantom Blot.

[Trulyures]

talk to you all laterz

[Anthony Johanson]

I don't want to win anymore....... so whoever wins... awesome

How've you been Tru?

[Anthony Johanson]

All he did was kill Evil Mickey.

He still has to fight the Phantom Blot.

I wonder if I should snap my fingers or if I should humor it.

[Trystenn]

Evil Mickey is dead...very dead at that.

*shows corpse*
You killed Mickey? You F*cking killed Mickey F*cking Mouse?

[Anthony Johanson]

You killed Mickey? You F*cking killed Mickey F*cking Mouse?

I'm the one holding the corpse, so yeah.

[Chrosis]

I'm the one holding the corpse, so yeah.

No, it's a mickey-bot.

[Phrozen]

No, it's a mickey-bot.

Bugs Bunny killed Mickey actually.

[The MunchKING]

La dedada (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=2967202#post2967202) checck it out. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

No, it's a mickey-bot.

Nope, here's Mickey's heart.

*Tosses Chrosis it*

[Trystenn]

I'm the one holding the corpse, so yeah.
Song of a B*tch!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Song of a B*tch!!!

I do not sing songs of a *****! Now, is there anything you want to do about Mickey?

[Chrosis]

Nope, here's Mickey's heart.

*Tosses Chrosis it*

And...

*drum roll*

...

It's mechanical.

[Anthony Johanson]

And...

*drum roll*

...

It's mechanical.

Livin' in denial, Chro?

[Chrosis]

Livin' in denial, Chro?

Probably. I hope I don't have random violence problems any more though.

[Trystenn]

I do not sing songs of a *****! Now, is there anything you want to do about Mickey?
No i kinda didnt like him, but i mean the princepal of it all though, to kill such a beloved character you know?

[Anthony Johanson]

Probably. I hope I don't have random violence problems any more though.

Thats good.

*uses disintegration smash on Dead Mickey*

Just to make sure.

[Anthony Johanson]

No i kinda didnt like him, but i mean the princepal of it all though, to kill such a beloved character you know?

Dude, it was an Evil Mickey, it had to go.

[Trystenn]

Dude, it was an Evil Mickey, it had to go.
Still, the little ones...

[Chrosis]

Thats good.

*uses disintegration smash on Dead Mickey*

Just to make sure.

*looks at powdered remains*

He gone.

[yeoman]

The Yeo-tacular has returned. That is all.

[Anthony Johanson]

Still, the little ones...

*replaces with Good Mickey*

...won't suspect a thing.

[Anthony Johanson]

*looks at powdered remains*

He gone.

Yep, and I'm proud.

[Chrosis]

The Yeo-tacular has returned. That is all.

Remind me why I care. Please.

[yeoman]

Remind me why I care. Please.

Incorrect. Your question should be if I give a **** if you care.

The answer would be no.

The Yeo-Taculars are for those that have fun with them. If you don't like them that's fine. It's your opinion. I'm not forcing anyone to join or like it. But given the turnout people seem to enjoy them. So please don't crap in my and their corn flakes.

[The MunchKING]

Incorrect. Your question should be if I give a **** if you care.

The answer would be no.

The Yeo-Taculars are for those that have fun with them. If you don't like them that's fine. It's your opinion. I'm not forcing anyone to join or like it. But given the turnout people seem to enjoy them. So please don't crap in my and their corn flakes.
Bha, coincidence, you did it right after I launched my own tourney??

[yeoman]

Bha, coincidence, you did it right after I launched my own tourney??

I did it response to your tourney.

And becuase there was toomuch depressing crap on this thread. Things needed lightening up.

[The MunchKING]

I did it response to your tourney.

And becuase there was toomuch depressing crap on this thread. Things needed lightening up.
So join MY humor based tourney as I joined yours... :)

[Chrosis]

Incorrect. Your question should be if I give a **** if you care.

The answer would be no.

The Yeo-Taculars are for those that have fun with them. If you don't like them that's fine. It's your opinion. I'm not forcing anyone to join or like it. But given the turnout people seem to enjoy them. So please don't crap in my and their corn flakes.

Actually, your tournaments are cool. I was talking about you.

[The MunchKING]

Actually, your tournaments are cool. I was talking about you.
OOooh, diss!!!

[yeoman]

Actually, your tournaments are cool. I was talking about you.

Why you should care abotu me?

Same response. I don't give a crap what pretty much anyone thinks of me.

[Trystenn]

Why you should care abotu me?

Same response. I don't give a crap what pretty much anyone thinks of me.
*Glomps Yeo*
Oh cmon even the Yeo needs a friend :)

[Chrosis]

Why you should care abotu me?

Same response. I don't give a crap what pretty much anyone thinks of me.

That's the spirit!

*high fives Yeo*

[Anthony Johanson]

*Glomps Yeo*
Oh cmon even the Yeo needs a friend :)

Disney magic?

[The MunchKING]

Why you should care abotu me?

Same response. I don't give a crap what pretty much anyone thinks of me.


awwwwe... We do like you Yeo.

Tell yah what. If it'll make you feel better, you want to blast me with a Mass driver or two??

[Gordon Smith]

Would you guys knock it the hell off already? We are getting seriously off-track here.

[Chrosis]

Would you guys knock it the hell off already? We are getting seriously off-track here.

I thought this was a random "WTF!?" thread. If it has a point, I might as well start my own. But I won't, considering how lazy I am.

[The MunchKING]

Would you guys knock it the hell off already? We are getting seriously off-track here.


Knock what off??

[yeoman]

*Glomps Yeo*
Oh cmon even the Yeo needs a friend :)

A) No glompng the Yeo.

B) If people want to like me, that's fine. Like me for who I am. I went though enough bull**** drama in high school about caring what other people thought of me.

That was ten ****ing years ago and I have no intention of reliving it.

I'm to old for this s**t.

[Chrosis]

Knock what off??

I didn't even know we had a track. Who knew?

[The MunchKING]

I didn't even know we had a track. Who knew?
Well he could mean something else...

[yeoman]

awwwwe... We do like you Yeo.


Again, that's great. I like a number of people that visit these boards. I don't *need* people to like me though.

This is not intended to offend. It's nice if you like me. I enjoy participating in the community aspects of the board, even though my age of it has come and gone. But I'm not oging out of my way to get people to like me.

[Chrosis]

Well he could mean something else...

Rails, then?

[The MunchKING]

Rails, then?


I dunno. HEY GORDON!! What are we supposed to knock off??

[Chrosis]

I dunno. HEY GORDON!! What are we supposed to knock off??

Maybe we knock whatevers on the rails of tracks off?

[Gordon Smith]

I dunno. HEY GORDON!! What are we supposed to knock off??


You're a very bright guy, Munchy. You'll figure it out.

[Chrosis]

You're a very bright guy, Munchy. You'll figure it out.

Well... I'm not. So throw me a bone here.

[The MunchKING]

You're a very bright guy, Munchy. You'll figure it out.
The problem is I'm too bright, I've come up with 5-6 things you COULD be complaining about...

[Chrosis]

The problem is I'm too bright, I've come up with 5-6 things you COULD be complaining about...

He's modest too.

[The MunchKING]

He's modest too.
Oh, there's no need to bore Gordon with a list of my virtues...

[Chrosis]

Oh, there's no need to bore Gordon with a list of my virtues...

Yes... your "virtues".

And your Sintanas.

[Trystenn]

Disney magic?
That too anything to make the Yeo smile:)

[The MunchKING]

Yes... your "virtues".

And your Sintanas.
Dance time??

[Trystenn]

You're a very bright guy, Munchy. You'll figure it out.
The Mouse killing?

[The MunchKING]

The Mouse killing?
Iwas possibly thinking the other issue, but that wa kind of dead by the time Gordon got here...

[Trystenn]

Iwas possibly thinking the other issue, but that wa kind of dead by the time Gordon got here...
Hmmmmm, maybe Gordon just doesnt want us expressing emotions at all?

[The MunchKING]

Hmmmmm, maybe Gordon just doesnt want us expressing emotions at all?
Oh come on, it's not like he's a supermod or anything... ;)

[Chrosis]

Dance time??
http://www.firebirdie.net/fmapwar/psimages/page5/Sintasbyrootoftheoracle.jpg

[Chrosis]

double post

[Trystenn]

Oh come on, it's not like he's a supermod or anything... ;)
Dancing the Razors edge like always eh Munch?

[The MunchKING]

Dancing the Razors edge like always eh Munch?

Oh come on, it was my one obligitory "Cheap shot at Matt" joke...

[Trystenn]

Oh come on, it was my one obligitory "Cheap shot at Matt" joke...
lol well if it makes you feel any better it made me chuckle a bit...

[The MunchKING]

lol well if it makes you feel any better it made me chuckle a bit...
THat's what it's all about!!

[Trystenn]

THat's what it's all about!!
LOL our smiles are the only things they cant take from us buddy!

[The MunchKING]

LOL our smiles are the only things they cant take from us buddy!
Thwy'll get the Masamune when they pry it from my cold dead hands, standing on the mountain of bodies of the other people that tried...

[Trystenn]

Thwy'll get the Masamune when they pry it from my cold dead hands, standing on the mountain of bodies of the other people that tried...
Sh*t and i aint letting go of this lead pipe either....

[Tages]

I'm in the middle of "Kingdom Hearts II" much like some of the other people here. Only had it a few days and I've been busy with work and such so I'm only to Port Royal.

But lordy, is it addictive.

[Trystenn]

I'm in the middle of "Kingdom Hearts II" much like some of the other people here. Only had it a few days and I've been busy with work and such so I'm only to Port Royal.

But lordy, is it addictive.
Pffffft The first one was cocaine, this is the crack.

[Tages]

Pffffft The first one was cocaine, this is the crack.
Is it just me or is this one a lot easier than the first, too? The reaction command is cool but regenerating MP makes a lot of battles really easy.

[Trystenn]

Is it just me or is this one a lot easier than the first, too? The reaction command is cool but regenerating MP makes a lot of battles really easy.
Man i still need to play this...Give me $45?

[Peter]

Hmmmph... I need to bebs back in here so she can do that to me... ;)

I still can't believe you guys got hitched.

I mean, I know I was there for it, but still.

[Peter]

That's when it's easiest to slag them...

Munchy, not helping.

[Peter]

Well SOMETHING had to change between Tird and Fourth age.

A Server reboot won't kill personatlities...

It will if people don't come back. And the Fourth Age brought its own problems -- while certain people may or may not have been a part of it (and if we're pointing fingers, you had a hand in it as well), that doesn't automatically mean we should discount past good behaviour.


Man you are SO quick to do that...

See, it's so much easier than getting into a screaming match that I'll only lose because the mods will force us to play nice. Screw it, I don't have the energy to get into the ring with lesser opponents.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So, whay have I missed since last night?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Anthony Johanson 395
Trulyures 386
The MunchKING 296
Trystenn 291
Peter 134
Sean McClain 115
Phrozen 90
The Dog 81
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 76
Stretch Dude 62
Chrosis 52
yeoman 52
Guts/Batman 32
Captain Sarcasm 27
Gordon Smith 13
Super Samurai 11
LoneWolf21 6
Tages 5
hitokiri_ 5
T-1000 4
Erebus 4
Ghost_rider_x3 3
ocelotrevs 1
Mike Smith 1
JCAll 1
Tami 1
Mr.Sandman 1


Well, at least I'm still in the top ten.


Though, I thought it was cool that Tru was beating us all for a while there.

[Peter]

Actually Peter, You WERE the one that wanted us to ditch the sex-talk...

And Dog grabbing my ass to improve both our self-esteems isn't sex talk. It's barely even a dirty joke.

In short, provided the entire discussion doesn't become about Dog groping my buttocks, I think we'll survive.

Yeah, this has gone weird.

[Stretch Dude]

Oh, and Stretch, congrats -- you're in 9th place :D.

I shall rise again!!

[Peter]

Awwwwe. Thank you, your too kind.

I thought his were readily apperent...

Munchy, honestly, will you just pick a side? It gets really tiresome watching you catch-up on old replies and then jump from position to position with every second post. Yes, I know that 4/5ths of your virtual personality is doing things just to be contrary, but watching, "I agree with you. But I also agree with you. But I also agree with you. But I also agree with you," gets really, really annoying after a while. As in "Hotbranch" levels of annoying.

This jumping back and forth to either appease both sides or just for the sake of being contrary, it's annoying and patronising.

[Stretch Dude]

Great, now I can't get the image of a Yeo-Panda out of my head.

I can fix that by putting images of Yeo/Panda in your head. :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

And bitches. He needs some bitches.

He needs so many bitches, people will just call him "Bitches."

[Stretch Dude]

A little unassuming comment of mine sparked the thread's first flamewar.

Wow. Should I be proud?

*Still misses Slayven*

Sure, why not? :D

[Stretch Dude]

I get really sad when threads disappear.

What disappeared?

[Stretch Dude]

You know, I like your inventiveness, but that might only lead us down a scary, scary road...

Especially with me around. :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

I don't suppose I need to point out where I stand??



With a caddle prod!!


Oh... "Ban"

Quadruple post! I salute your skills, Munch.

[Stretch Dude]

Mad props. ;)

Go for to me! :D

[Stretch Dude]

You Panic to much.

Besides at worse it would have been a temp ban. I mean, I got a week for flat out calling Matt A nazi Furher.

"Jackass" couldn't have gotten you more than a day, even if you had a history.

I panic easily.

[Stretch Dude]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!!

it's SANDMAN!!

I'll get the vacuum!

[Stretch Dude]

But, if Mickey is dead, then Kingdom Hearts can never be.

Dun dun dun!

Anthony, you un-kill Mickey Mouse this INSTANT!

[Stretch Dude]

I say that Kingdom Hearts is what really happened. Everything that happened in the movies is a hallucination caused when Namine rewrote everyone's memories in Chain of Memories.

As for stuff after KH2...

...

...the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo did it.

Retcon PUNCH!!

...Am I the only one who gets an image of Captain Falcon every time someone says that?

[Stretch Dude]

It also destroys your grammer skills too.

It also destroys your ability to spell "grammar" correctly, it seems. :D

[Stretch Dude]

All he did was kill Evil Mickey.

He still has to fight the Phantom Blot.

It would be so freaking awesome if the Phantom Blot was in KH3.

[Stretch Dude]

Why you should care abotu me?

Same response. I don't give a crap what pretty much anyone thinks of me.

People...who don't need people...are the happiest people...

[Stretch Dude]

Would you guys knock it the hell off already? We are getting seriously off-track here.

We were on a track?

[Stretch Dude]

I'm in the middle of "Kingdom Hearts II" much like some of the other people here. Only had it a few days and I've been busy with work and such so I'm only to Port Royal.

But lordy, is it addictive.

Straight up, man. I'm gettin' the shakes already...

[Stretch Dude]

Anthony Johanson 395
Trulyures 386
The MunchKING 296
Trystenn 291
Peter 134
Sean McClain 115
Phrozen 90
The Dog 81
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 76
Stretch Dude 62

Hold the phone! I had 67 at the last counting!

[Stretch Dude]

My replyathons would be so much more fun if other people were around during them.

[Peter]

Hold the phone! I had 67 at the last counting!

*looks at reply-a-thon*

Yeah, I think you've been spending too much time here, Stretch.

[BigJayStudd]

Holy shit there has been a lot of venom on this thread the last 24 hours.

I'm not talking about The Spidey Villian.

I'm not talking about the stuff Bane and Barry Bonds shoot up.

Some serious venom.


If this keeps up i'm bring back all the sex talk and inuendo's.

[Stretch Dude]

*looks at reply-a-thon*

Yeah, I think you've been spending too much time here, Stretch.

*shrugs* Not my fault there aren't a lot of people around to break things up.

[Peter]

My replyathons would be so much more fun if other people were around during them.

I'd hate to interrupt.

I'm in a mood at the moment anyway. It bothers me that entirely sensible people such as yourself think a reply-a-thon is a good thing.

And yes, I'm aware of my own occasional guilt of this crime.

[Stretch Dude]

I'd hate to interrupt.

I'm in a mood at the moment anyway. It bothers me that entirely sensible people such as yourself think a reply-a-thon is a good thing.

And yes, I'm aware of my own occasional guilt of this crime.

Well, I'm not entirely sensible... :D

[Peter]

Well, I'm not entirely sensible... :D

Don't mind me. Between Phrozen, and some dude suggesting that Superman getting AIDS from shooting up would still make an iconic superhero -- and the nine hour shift I have to suffer through tomorrow -- I'm in a bad place right now.

I'm gonna go and cry myself to sleep, hating my life and all the nothing it will eventually become.

Lord almighty I shouldn't post when I'm upset. God said it would be a bad idea, and He was right, I just needed some closure for the day. But I'm even more depressed now.

*sigh*

:(

[BigJayStudd]

Don't mind me. Between Phrozen, and some dude suggesting that Superman getting AIDS from shooting up would still make an iconic superhero -- and the nine hour shift I have to suffer through tomorrow -- I'm in a bad place right now.

I'm gonna go and cry myself to sleep, hating my life and all the nothing it will eventually become.

Lord almighty I shouldn't post when I'm upset. God said it would be a bad idea, and He was right, I just needed some closure for the day. But I'm even more depressed now.

*sigh*

:(

Peter, I know now might be a bad time to tell you this. Lord knows you got other shit on your mind, but.........






A dingo ate your baby.

[Peter]

Peter, I know now might be a bad time to tell you this. Lord knows you got other shit on your mind, but......... A dingo ate your baby.

Thank goodness. I'd hate having children.

[BigJayStudd]

Thank goodness. I'd hate having children.

Same here. Good thing I have "Old reliable"

::holds up mangled coat hanger::

[Peter]

:eek:

And with that, I'm out of here.

I think I need less time here. It's too draining, emotionally. I don't know how else to say it but I just need to get away.

[The MunchKING]

Munchy, honestly, will you just pick a side?

The problem is there Isn't a hard-coded "side" I was on for this.

At first I thought you were going to far, then I thought he was indeed being too snotty about it.



It gets really tiresome watching you catch-up on old replies and then jump from position to position with every second post. Yes, I know that 4/5ths of your virtual personality is doing things just to be contrary, but watching, "I agree with you. But I also agree with you. But I also agree with you. But I also agree with you," gets really, really annoying after a while. As in "Hotbranch" levels of annoying.

This jumping back and forth to either appease both sides or just for the sake of being contrary, it's annoying and patronising.

WOuldn't it be more annoying to hear "I'm right, your wrong, so shut up and don't be an idiot!"? I personally think an open mind is a good thing... I don't HAVe to be firmly entrenched in my own self-richeousness do I??

[The MunchKING]

Quadruple post! I salute your skills, Munch.
Server gliches...

[The MunchKING]

See, it's so much easier than getting into a screaming match that I'll only lose because the mods will force us to play nice. Screw it, I don't have the energy to get into the ring with lesser opponents.

fortunatly for me, that's the only kind of opponents I ever have to fight. :)

[The MunchKING]

I still can't believe you guys got hitched.

I mean, I know I was there for it, but still.


Just goes to show, You never know WHAT's going on in a girls head.

Or mine for that matter.

[The MunchKING]

Don't mind me. Between Phrozen, and some dude suggesting that Superman getting AIDS from shooting up would still make an iconic superhero

Granted I only read a bit of it, but I thought he said it would still work, if he got it through no fault of his own (Like an evil wizard spell) not from "shooting it up".

Although, in light of your past post I would like to say I actually firmly agree with you.

[Stretch Dude]

Don't mind me. Between Phrozen, and some dude suggesting that Superman getting AIDS from shooting up would still make an iconic superhero -- and the nine hour shift I have to suffer through tomorrow -- I'm in a bad place right now.

I'm gonna go and cry myself to sleep, hating my life and all the nothing it will eventually become.

Lord almighty I shouldn't post when I'm upset. God said it would be a bad idea, and He was right, I just needed some closure for the day. But I'm even more depressed now.

*sigh*

:(

We all have days like that, man.

[yeoman]

Don't mind me. Between Phrozen, and some dude suggesting that Superman getting AIDS from shooting up would still make an iconic superhero -- and the nine hour shift I have to suffer through tomorrow -- I'm in a bad place right now.

I'm gonna go and cry myself to sleep, hating my life and all the nothing it will eventually become.

Lord almighty I shouldn't post when I'm upset. God said it would be a bad idea, and He was right, I just needed some closure for the day. But I'm even more depressed now.

*sigh*

:( GO join the Yeo-Tacular. It's the happiest place on Rumbles.

[Chrosis]

*lightning flash*

I'm Baaaaaaack!

*reads magazine*

Eh.

[Phrozen]

Whoo a bunch of posts got deleted and the qouting got messed up.

[Gordon Smith]

A couple of things I do not want to see on this thread:

A) People running down other members, especially those who are no longer here and able to respond in kind, or able to defend themselves.

B) People continuing to take shots at other members after I have asked them to refrain from doing so.

Now, If you do have a problem with another poster and you don't want moderator involvement, take it somewhere else. PM or email or AIM. Or, better yet, just take a time-out from the thread. Time-outs are always handy.

We're all here to have fun, or so the theory goes. So let's focus on that If we forgo having fun just so we can go on knifing each other at every opportunity, well, I'll have to give consideration to giving the entire thread a brief time-out for a day or two until tempers cool. I would prefer not to do that, but that's entirely up to you guys.

[Chrosis]

A couple of things I do not want to see on this thread:

A) People running down other members, especially those who are no longer here and able to respond in kind, or able to defend themselves.

B) People continuing to take shots at other members after I have asked them to refrain from doing so.

Now, If you do have a problem with another poster and you don't want moderator involvement, take it somewhere else. PM or email or AIM. Or, better yet, just take a time-out from the thread. Time-outs are always handy.

We're all here to have fun, or so the theory goes. So let's focus on that If we forgo having fun just so we can go on knifing each other at every opportunity, well, I'll have to give consideration to giving the entire thread a brief time-out for a day or two until tempers cool. I would prefer not to do that, but that's entirely up to you guys.

Um... is an apology to late?

[Phrozen]

We're all here to have fun, or so the theory goes. So let's focus on that If we forgo having fun just so we can go on knifing each other at every opportunity, well, I'll have to give consideration to giving the entire thread a brief time-out for a day or two until tempers cool.

Do you have a list of people it is okay to knife? I just want to do a cross check on the list I have of people I would like to knife.

[Gordon Smith]

Um... is an apology to late?

I'm not upset at you, so there's no need to apologize to me. :)

[Gordon Smith]

Do you have a list of people it is okay to knife? I just want to do a cross check on the list I have of people I would like to knife.

The list is classified, I'm afraid.

[Chrosis]

The list is classified, I'm afraid.

Since when has that stopped us?

[yeoman]

Um... is an apology to late?


Please. This is nothing compared to the SO flame wars.

[Gordon Smith]

Please. This is nothing compared to the SO flame wars.

It is just a minor scuffle by comparision, yes, and nothing that should get people too worked up over, but I would like to see a small fire contained and doushed *before* it becomes a raging disaster.

[Chrosis]

It is just a minor scuffle by comparision, yes, and nothing that should get people too worked up over, but I would like to see a small fire contained and doushed *before* it becomes a raging disaster.

What exactly happened in the SO flame war?

[Gordon Smith]

What exactly happened in the SO flame war?

The same thing that happens in every other flame war on the Internet. People arguing and fighting for prolonged periods of time. Most of it has basically faded from my memory, thankfully and I'd just as soon not revisit the stuff I *do* recall.

[Chrosis]

The same thing that happens in every other flame war on the Internet. People arguing and fighting for prolonged periods of time. Most of it has basically faded from my memory, thankfully and I'd just as soon not revisit the stuff I *do* recall.


That sounds almost fun. But then, it won't be the same as yelling at them in real life... *sighs*

Oh well. This will cheer me up.

http://www.firebirdie.net/fmapwar/psimages/page5/Sintasbyrootoftheoracle.jpg

[yeoman]

What exactly happened in the SO flame war?

At least one of them spark events that led to CHuck and myself being in a running flame war for about a year.

[Phrozen]

The list is classified, I'm afraid.

I am afraid you don't remember what happened last time someone tried that crap with me. :D

[The Dog]

Don't mind me. Between Phrozen, and some dude suggesting that Superman getting AIDS from shooting up would still make an iconic superhero -- and the nine hour shift I have to suffer through tomorrow -- I'm in a bad place right now.

I'm gonna go and cry myself to sleep, hating my life and all the nothing it will eventually become.

Lord almighty I shouldn't post when I'm upset. God said it would be a bad idea, and He was right, I just needed some closure for the day. But I'm even more depressed now.

*sigh*

:(

Peter, just sit back and relax. Superman getting AIDs through completely Out of Character activities, work, and Phrozen aren't worth getting an ulcer over.

Would you like some herbal tea? How about a nice neck rub?

[The Dog]

:eek:

And with that, I'm out of here.

I think I need less time here. It's too draining, emotionally. I don't know how else to say it but I just need to get away.

...

...

...

:(

[Stretch Dude]

...

...

...

:(

What he said. :(

[Stretch Dude]

The list is classified, I'm afraid.

You just want to keep all the knifing to yourself, don't you, Mr. Selfish? :D

[Trystenn]

Peter, I know now might be a bad time to tell you this. Lord knows you got other shit on your mind, but.........






A dingo ate your baby.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
Im Sorry, but this made LOL so hard...

[North]

Don't mind me. Between Phrozen, and some dude suggesting that Superman getting AIDS from shooting up would still make an iconic superhero -- and the nine hour shift I have to suffer through tomorrow -- I'm in a bad place right now.

I'm gonna go and cry myself to sleep, hating my life and all the nothing it will eventually become.

Lord almighty I shouldn't post when I'm upset. God said it would be a bad idea, and He was right, I just needed some closure for the day. But I'm even more depressed now.

*sigh*

:(


awww hugs for Peter

[Trystenn]

awww hugs for Peter
He wouldnt need hugs if you would show up more often!!!
And wheres your avatar!!!

[North]

He wouldnt need hugs if you would show up more often!!!
And wheres your avatar!!!

I was here last week wasnt I?

ummmm my avatars in my other pants?

[Trystenn]

I was here last week wasnt I?

ummmm my avatars in my other pants?
....
I didnt see you then.

Get one and get one NOW!!!

[North]

....
I didnt see you then.

Get one and get one NOW!!!


hey your not the boss of me...
the TV is dammit. unless its sunday then ice cream is....

[Anthony Johanson]

....
I didnt see you then.

Get one and get one NOW!!!

Trystenn...you did talk to North last week.

[Guts/Batman]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Not even going to try to catch up on the last pages....

Someone needs to make a newspaper for this...

[North]

Trystenn...you did talk to North last week.

HAH

you win a cookie!

[Anthony Johanson]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Not even going to try to catch up on the last pages....

Not much there anyway.

[North]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Not even going to try to catch up on the last pages....

so needs an official recapper I beleave

[The MunchKING]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Not even going to try to catch up on the last pages....

Someone needs to make a newspaper for this...


Go for it!! Most of them are gone...

[Guts/Batman]

so needs an official recapper I beleave

A newspaper might suffice....

[North]

....
I didnt see you then.

Get one and get one NOW!!!

*voila*
Fun Fact: Voila is french for "look at this you simpletons"

[Guts/Batman]

Go for it!! Most of them are gone...

Government censorship...?

[Stretch Dude]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Not even going to try to catch up on the last pages....

Someone needs to make a newspaper for this...

Well, then, get started, man. :D

[North]

Government censorship...?

grammasites

[The MunchKING]

Government censorship...?
Nah. Volenteer Axemen.

[Guts/Batman]

Nah. Volenteer Axemen.

That handles to problem too...

[Stretch Dude]

And now, the "Stretch Dude Beat KH2" Update!

Sweet Jebus, I loved the Castle That Never Was. Lines from ASAS, the fights with Xigbar, Luxord, and Saïx, Kairi whooping some Heartless ass, Riku as a party member, the run-up-the-wall-and-duke-it-out bits in the first Xenmas fight, and the double-Keyblade blast near the end of the final battle. Friggin'. AWESOME.

Time to embark on the arduous quest of unlocking the secret ending!

[Stretch Dude]

grammasites

Parasites that feed on grammar skills? Jeez, the Intenet must be infested with them!

[North]

Parasites that feed on grammar skills? Jeez, the Intenet must be infested with them!

leet speak cause them to multiply like viagra'd up bunnies

[Stretch Dude]

leet speak cause them to multiply like viagra'd up bunnies

And imagine what a lack of punctuation does for them... :D

[Sean McClain]

And now, the "Stretch Dude Beat KH2" Update!

Sweet Jebus, I loved the Castle That Never Was. Lines from ASAS, the fights with Xigbar, Luxord, and Saïx, Kairi whooping some Heartless ass, Riku as a party member, the run-up-the-wall-and-duke-it-out bits in the first Xenmas fight, and the double-Keyblade blast near the end of the final battle. Friggin'. AWESOME.

Time to embark on the arduous quest of unlocking the secret ending!
Anger fills me with that statement.

NEED. MONEY. NOW!.

[Stretch Dude]

Anger fills me with that statement.

NEED. MONEY. NOW!.

Scrape together 50 bucks, and digital crack is yours.

[Sean McClain]

Scrape together 50 bucks, and digital crack is yours.
I'm not too sure what's going down tomorrow. If I'm headed to Wal-Mart, I'll make KH2 a priority.

I figure if I go half and half with my mom I should be able to work off the debt in a week or two.

[Anthony Johanson]

And now, the "Stretch Dude Beat KH2" Update!

Sweet Jebus, I loved the Castle That Never Was. Lines from ASAS, the fights with Xigbar, Luxord, and Saïx, Kairi whooping some Heartless ass, Riku as a party member, the run-up-the-wall-and-duke-it-out bits in the first Xenmas fight, and the double-Keyblade blast near the end of the final battle. Friggin'. AWESOME.

Time to embark on the arduous quest of unlocking the secret ending!

Beat Sephy yet?

[Stretch Dude]

I'm not too sure what's going down tomorrow. If I'm headed to Wal-Mart, I'll make KH2 a priority.

I figure if I go half and half with my mom I should be able to work off the debt in a week or two.

It'll be worth it. This game is joy. (Though be warned: If you're insecure, you should not visit Atlantica while others are in the room.)

[Stretch Dude]

Beat Sephy yet?

Hell, no. I've been working on the easy stuff first, like finding the remaining treasures (check) and replaying the mini-games.

[Sean McClain]

It'll be worth it. This game is joy. (Though be warned: If you're insecure, you should not visit Atlantica while others are in the room.)
I've got no insecurities about anything.

But, just what is so wrong with the Atlantica level?

[Anthony Johanson]

Hell, no. I've been working on the easy stuff first, like finding the remaining treasures (check) and replaying the mini-games.

I find that finding the secret ending the most annoying part in KH2 period.

[Stretch Dude]

I've got no insecurities about anything.

But, just what is so wrong with the Atlantica level?

Well, I wouldn't say "wrong" so much as...uncomfortable at times. Like Sora joining in during "Under the Sea."

[The MunchKING]

I find that finding the secret ending the most annoying part in KH2 period.
Yeah, it should be easier, like KH 1.

[The MunchKING]

Well, I wouldn't say "wrong" so much as...uncomfortable at times. Like Sora joining in during "Under the Sea."
The problem is it takes to much concentration to time it right, I can't pay attention to the cool effects.

[Sean McClain]

Well, I wouldn't say "wrong" so much as...uncomfortable at times. Like Sora joining in during "Under the Sea."
Under the sea,
Under the sea.
There'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans,
Under the sea!

[Super Samurai]

Under the sea,
Under the sea.
There'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans,
Under the sea!

That's got nothin on 'Hakuna Matata'.

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata!

[Sean McClain]

That's got nothin on 'Hakuna Matata'.

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata!
Poo that crap.

[Anthony Johanson]

Poo that crap.

So that's how poo reproduces.

[Sean McClain]

So that's how poo reproduces.
I thought it ate food to asexually reproduce.

Mainly as the thought of two poo-logs bumping uglies frightens me.

[Phrozen]

I am glad that Neo Venice has plumbing.

[Sean McClain]

I am glad that Neo Venice has plumbing.
In the world of Next Thursday, waste is eliminated from the body via telepathy.

[Anthony Johanson]

In the world of Next Thursday, waste is eliminated from the body via telepathy.

Ah yes, The Ripping Friends.

[Sean McClain]

Ah yes, The Ripping Friends.
Fear the power of Thursday Man's pimpslapping thumb!

Fear it!

[Anthony Johanson]

Fear the power of Thursday Man's pimpslapping thumb!

Fear it!

At least until it gets ripped out.

[Phrozen]

In the world of Next Thursday, waste is eliminated from the body via telepathy.

That sounds painful.

[Sean McClain]

That sounds painful.
Just ask Future Cat.

[Anthony Johanson]

Just ask Future Cat.

He looked like he was more in a state of bliss than pain.

[Sean McClain]

He looked like he was more in a state of bliss than pain.
Yeah, afterward.

But during the procedure, he looked as if he was trying to explode his own head by clenching his ass and neck real tight.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah, afterward.

But during the procedure, he looked as if he was trying to explode his own head by clenching his ass and neck real tight.

Yeah, that looked like it hurt.

[Sean McClain]

Yeah, that looked like it hurt.
So, what did you think of the latest little twist that our merry little RP has taken?

[Anthony Johanson]

So, what did you think of the latest little twist that our merry little RP has taken?

Which twist, there's been a lot.

[Sean McClain]

Which twist, there's been a lot.
John Marks, the Chaos Ranger, joining up with the GeoRangers. And I've got a little something in mind for their first encounter with RangerKiller.