Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

Call it crapping on a grave all you want but no one has denied that what I said about Slayven's personality was false.

Still no reason to insult the man behind his back when he can't shoot back. Bad form, old boy.

[The Dog]

Um, that's one of the nicest things anybody's ever said to me :).

Anyway, must be off. Cheers all :).

Farewell until the 'morrow. And just to get Chrosis all bothered...

*Grabs Peter's ass*

[Stretch Dude]

Farewell until the 'morrow. And just to get Chrosis all hot and bothered...

*Grabs Peter's ass*

Fixed it for you. :p

[Sean McClain]

Still no reason to insult the man behind his back when he can't shoot back. Bad form, old boy.
This is true. Even if you did not like or value Slayven and his contributions, that is no reason to insult him and his memory in front of those that were his friends. You didn't like him, others did; just leave it at that and move on.

[Phrozen]

Still no reason to insult the man behind his back when he can't shoot back. Bad form, old boy.

I am sorry, their is just to much mythology built up around him. He was no saint and deserved to get what he got. Maybe someday people here will actually think about it and realize it.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Not much to speak of, except that Truly's a vampire and Phrozen is crapping on Slayven's grave.

Sexy vampire or Nosferatu vampire?

[Stretch Dude]

Sexy vampire or Nosferatu vampire?

Cute vampire. It's Truly, remember?

[Sean McClain]

Sexy vampire or Nosferatu vampire?
How could you even consider Nosferatu as an option?

I'm suprised. Suprised and disappointed :(

[Stretch Dude]

Trulyures 383
Anthony Johanson 336
Trystenn 276
The MunchKING 229
Peter 120
Phrozen 81
Stretch Dude 67
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 65
The Dog 64
Sean McClain 57

#7. Up from fourth-from-the-bottom this afternoon. Hells yeah. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

Trulyures 383
Anthony Johanson 336
Trystenn 276
The MunchKING 229
Peter 120
Phrozen 81
Stretch Dude 67
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 65
The Dog 64
Sean McClain 57

#7. Up from fourth-from-the-bottom this afternoon. Hells yeah. :D

Hmm...still second, excellent.

[Captain Sarcasm]

How could you even consider Nosferatu as an option?

I'm suprised. Suprised and disappointed :(

Yeah, but God hates me. I have to make sure the bad option isn't happening before I get my hopes up.

No offense, Truly. :o

[Sean McClain]

Hmm...still second, excellent.
10th?!

Crappy-McCrappington!

[Anthony Johanson]

10th?!

Crappy-McCrappington!

Meh, you win some, you lose some.

[Sean McClain]

Meh, you win some, you lose some.
Yeah, but Spring Break is here, so I should be able to try and get that up.

[Stretch Dude]

Yeah, but Spring Break is here, so I should be able to try and get that up.

I am filled with likewise-itude.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah, but Spring Break is here, so I should be able to try and get that up.

Lucky you. I just get work, work, and more work.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Yeah, but Spring Break is here, so I should be able to try and get that up.

SPRING BREAK! WHOOO!

*Does a Jell-O shot while bellyflopping into a pool full of hot co-eds.*

...

...I've got two research papers to write. T_T

[Sean McClain]

I am filled with likewise-itude.
I sure hope so.

And Anthony, sorry about your situation. I've been trying to find work and also trying to get out of jury duty.

[Anthony Johanson]

I sure hope so.

And Anthony, sorry about your situation. I've been trying to find work and also trying to get out of jury duty.

Wow, I'm sorry about your situation also, and I hope you get good luck eith what you are trying to do.

I'm going to step out for a bit, g'bye.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Still in the top 10.


Excellent.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

SPRING BREAK! WHOOO!

*Does a Jell-O shot while bellyflopping into a pool full of hot co-eds.*

...

...I've got two research papers to write. T_T



I've got a Poster Presentation, and a 7 to 12 page paper due soon.




I feel your pain.

[The Dog]

SPRING BREAK! WHOOO!

*Does a Jell-O shot while bellyflopping into a pool full of hot co-eds.*

...

...I've got two research papers to write. T_T

Mine was last week, and I did niether of those things. Didn't even leave my hometown, which is a small southern county. No big parties, nothing. Just hanging out on the CBR Forums... Just like now.

[Sean McClain]

Wow, I'm sorry about your situation also, and I hope you get good luck eith what you are trying to do.

I'm going to step out for a bit, g'bye.
Goodbye, Anthony. Good luck and may dire misfortune befall those who stand in your way.

[The Dog]

I've got a Poster Presentation, and a 7 to 12 page paper due soon.




I feel your pain.

I've got to concentrate on passing all my classes so I can graduate. If I fail one, just ONE, I'm screwed.

[Sean McClain]

I've got to concentrate on passing all my classes so I can graduate. If I fail one, just ONE, I'm screwed.
Same here, pal.

One fail, goodbye diploma.

[The Dog]

Trulyures 383
Anthony Johanson 336
Trystenn 276
The MunchKING 229
Peter 120
Phrozen 81
Stretch Dude 67
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 65
The Dog 64
Sean McClain 57

#7. Up from fourth-from-the-bottom this afternoon. Hells yeah. :D

I want to be behind Truly.... I WILL SUCCEED.

*Proceeds to fail horribly*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I've got to concentrate on passing all my classes so I can graduate. If I fail one, just ONE, I'm screwed.



Sorry man. I wish I could say I'm in the same boat, but I'm actually pulling A's and B's as per usual.


Though I probably don't take as many courses as you do.

[The Dog]

Same here, pal.

One fail, goodbye diploma.

And I've got the added pressure of being my mother's last chance to see one of her children actually GRADUATE, and not just get a GED.

[Phrozen]

You guys think you have work?

I have a 5 page paper due Monday, a 10 minute presentation due Tuesday, a 10 page paper due the next Tuesday, and a 5 page paper due the day after that. Plus a test next Thursday.

[The Dog]

Sorry man. I wish I could say I'm in the same boat, but I'm actually pulling A's and B's as per usual.


Though I probably don't take as many courses as you do.

Bs and Cs. I've got 4 classes, how many do you have?

[Sean McClain]

And I've got the added pressure of being my mother's last chance to see one of her children actually GRADUATE, and not just get a GED.
I've got the same problem, my compadre.

[The Dog]

You guys think you have work?

I have a 5 page paper due Monday, a 10 minute presentation due Tuesday, a 10 page paper due the next Tuesday, and a 5 page paper due the day after that. Plus a test next Thursday.

Then what are ya doing here slamming Slayven? Go get to work man!

[Phrozen]

Then what are ya doing here slamming Slayven? Go get to work man!

I typed two pages while slamming Slayven.

[The Dog]

I typed two pages while slamming Slayven.

Damn, you good. I could never have done that.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Mine was last week, and I did niether of those things. Didn't even leave my hometown, which is a small southern county. No big parties, nothing. Just hanging out on the CBR Forums... Just like now.

Mine was in February.

FUCKING FEBRUARY!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Bs and Cs. I've got 4 classes, how many do you have?



This semester, Microbiology and Microbiology lab, American Minorities, Compostion II, and American Literature II (though this one is an Online course).


Last semester I took Philosophy of Religion, Forensic Chemistry and Forensic Chemisty Lab, Compostion I, and Civil War Reconstruction.




Math and Science suck!

[Sean McClain]

Mine was in February.

FUCKING FEBRUARY!
Do you happen to live in an area where noone has an idea what the fuck spring is?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Do you happen to live in an area where noone has an idea what the fuck spring is?


I live in northern Minnesota.


Spring doesn't exactly last long here. Nor does Summer and Fall.

[Phrozen]

Damn, you good. I could never have done that.
I type between 30-35 words per minute.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I type between 30-35 words per minute.


Ahh, but how many words a minute can you read?


I was tested a while back and I pull around 500 and 600 words a minute, depending on how much I like the book.


My undestanding of what I read is also as high.

[Sean McClain]

I live in northern Minnesota.


Spring doesn't exactly last long here. Nor does Summer and Fall.
That's funny, my older sister lives in southern Minnesota.

It's funny because her fiance has an eyepatch.

[Peter]

This semester, Microbiology and Microbiology lab, American Minorities, Compostion II, and American Literature II (though this one is an Online course).

Last semester I took Philosophy of Religion, Forensic Chemistry and Forensic Chemisty Lab, Compostion I, and Civil War Reconstruction.

Math and Science suck!

Bloody hell you're a smart cookie :).

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

[COLOR=Navy]That's funny, my older sister lives in southern Minnesota.

It's funny because her fiance has an eyepatch.



............Okay then.


*A thumping is heard in the Weapons Shop*.


Excuse me, I'll be right back. *Disappears into said Shop*.

[The Dog]

Bloody hell you're a smart cookie :).

I thought you were leaving. I had given you a "Goodbye Peter" ass grab. Oh well.

*Grabs Peter's ass*

That was a "I guess I was mistaken" ass grab.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Bloody hell you're a smart cookie :).


Eh, not really. I only have an I.Q between 127 and 135 (conflicting test scores).


I mean, all my teachers have liked me. I suck at Math and Science isn't really my strong suit. I got through Forensic Chemistry, with an A, via alot of extra credit and pulling a good grade on the last three tests.


Micro is harder to understand and I'm barely making a B in it.

History and Literature though, those are fun. :)

[Peter]

I thought you were leaving. I had given you a "Goodbye Peter" ass grab. Oh well.

*Grabs Peter's ass*

That was a "I guess I was mistaken" ass grab.

Had to leave to help my parents clean out the garage. Barrel of laughs that was. I gotta go back and keep helping, too. I'm on lunch break.

[Peter]

Eh, not really. I only have an I.Q between 127 and 135 (conflicting test scores).

I mean, all my teachers have liked me. I suck at Math and Science isn't really my strong suit. I got through Forensic Chemistry, with an A, via alot of extra credit and pulling a good grade on the last three tests.

Micro is harder to understand and I'm barely making a B in it.

History and Literature though, those are fun. :)

Still, that's an impressively-thoughtful range of classes. I only did creative writing and cultural studies -- some Australian history -- stuff at college.

And Public Relations :( .

[Phrozen]

Eh, not really. I only have an I.Q between 127 and 135 (conflicting test scores).


I mean, all my teachers have liked me. I suck at Math and Science isn't really my strong suit. I got through Forensic Chemistry, with an A, via alot of extra credit and pulling a good grade on the last three tests.


Micro is harder to understand and I'm barely making a B in it.

History and Literature though, those are fun. :)

IQ tests are generally a bad way of measuring how intelligent someone is. They reward rote memorization rather then critical thinking skills.

[The Dog]

Had to leave to help my parents clean out the garage. Barrel of laughs that was. I gotta go back and keep helping, too. I'm on lunch break.

Well, all I can say is "Good Luck" with that. Hope you get through soon. And how long is your lunch break?

[Peter]

Well, all I can say is "Good Luck" with that. Hope you get through soon. And how long is your lunch break?

As long as I can get away with.

Although I suppose I should actually have something to eat...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

IQ tests are generally a bad way of measuring how intelligent someone is. They reward rote memorization rather then critical thinking skills.


Very true, which is why I don't really buy those scores.

[The Dog]

Still, that's an impressively-thoughtful range of classes. I only did creative writing and cultural studies -- some Australian history -- stuff at college.

And Public Relations :( .

*Pats Peter on the shoulder*

Ah well, don't get too down. You can have lots of jobs with creative writing, cultural studies, Australian history, and Public Relations.

[Peter]

Oh, and Stretch, congrats -- you're in 9th place :D.

[Trulyures]

g2g people's laterz!

[Chrosis]

I thought you were leaving. I had given you a "Goodbye Peter" ass grab. Oh well.

*Grabs Peter's ass*

That was a "I guess I was mistaken" ass grab.

Didn't I tell you about a nice place called the Comm. Board? You can do that all you want there.

[yeoman]

I see you've been busy while I've been gone.

Your endless yelling contests make Yeo a sad poster.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Still, that's an impressively-thoughtful range of classes. I only did creative writing and cultural studies -- some Australian history -- stuff at college.

And Public Relations :( .



The beauty of taking Liberal Arts I suppose. :)



Though, to tell you guys the truth, being a Librarian has always appealed to me more than anything else.

[The Dog]

As long as I can get away with.

Although I suppose I should actually have something to eat...

Yeah, you should. Who knows when they'll let you slack off enough to grab a bite to eat next?

[Chrosis]

g2g people's laterz!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

NO more Vampire!!!!

Therefore, no more violent outburst on random people to vent my frustration!

[The Dog]

Didn't I tell you about a nice place called the Comm. Board? You can do that all you want there.

And didn't I crack a whip at you and tell you to be quiet? Do I have to break out the Uwe Boll movies?

[Peter]

*Pats Peter on the shoulder*

Ah well, don't get too down. You can have lots of jobs with creative writing, cultural studies, Australian history, and Public Relations.

Oh, I enjoyed them. I really liked my time at college.

It's just, the classes I did weren't terribly academic. Like, I learned a lot in them -- and I'm a better writer for all of it -- and the Australian history stuff was really good*, but when you compare it to, say, somebody like Cleric (or even somebody with more a grounding in math or science), I come off as a bit lame, heh.




* -- to take control of a country populated by somebody else, the great European powers could either buy it, or physically take it buy war. When England got to Australia, they did neither -- they simply said, "All those Aboriginals, they're not really there. So this land is ours." Which really pissed off just about *everybody*, because France and the Dutch were all here first, they were just waiting to claim it properly. England kind of cheated.

[Sean McClain]

I see you've been busy while I've been gone.

Your endless yelling contests make Yeo a sad poster.
But choosing a poster-color will make the Yeo a happy panda . . . er, poster.

[Chrosis]

And didn't I crack a whip at you and tell you to be quiet? Do I have to break out the Uwe Boll movies?

Do I get to kill them? :evilsmile

[Phrozen]

I see you've been busy while I've been gone.

Your endless yelling contests make Yeo a sad poster.

Yeo can go sit in the corner and be sad.

[Peter]

I see you've been busy while I've been gone.

Your endless yelling contests make Yeo a sad poster.

Somebody was saying mean things about an old SOer. We felt the need to rectify that.

[yeoman]

Yeo can go sit in the corner and be sad.

:rolleyes:

[Peter]

Do I get to kill them? :evilsmile

Would you accept a list?

:evilsmile

[Sean McClain]

Do I get to kill them? :evilsmile
No, you'd need a time machine to stop Boll.

[Chrosis]

Would you accept a list?

:evilsmile


How long is it? :evilsmile

[The Dog]

Do I get to kill them? :evilsmile

No, for that will be fun. And I want this to be torture. No, you will have to watch them. Over and over again in an endless loop if need be.

Now, be quiet about the activites me and Peter pass the time with, or else.

[Chrosis]

No, for that will be fun. And I want this to be torture. No, you will have to watch them. Over and over again in an endless loop if need be.

Now, be quiet about the activites me and Peter pass the time with, or else.

That'd be cool, but if you didn't notice, I'm waiting for a list. Hopefully, it's long. :evilsmile

[Sean McClain]

Great, now I can't get the image of a Yeo-Panda out of my head.

[yeoman]

But choosing a poster-color will make the Yeo a happy panda . . . er, poster.

No. It won't. Thanks to reading though this thread about about as pissed off as I've been in a long time.

[Peter]

No. It won't. Thanks to reading though this thread about about as pissed off as I've been in a long time.

Uh, sorry?

[yeoman]

Great, now I can't get the image of a Yeo-Panda out of my head.

Someone needs to read old YvtW archives.

CBY had a panda curse.

Let's just put it this way, imagine a Veritech. Piloted by a panda. Arriving at the council of Elrond.

Man YvtW had some messed up goodness.

[Captain Sarcasm]

IQ tests are generally a bad way of measuring how intelligent someone is. They reward rote memorization rather then critical thinking skills.

Not the ones I took. They were all kinds of puzzles and logic problems and a bit about creative writing.

157, btw. My brain is hung like a horse. :D

[yeoman]

Not the ones I took. They were all kinds of puzzles and logic problems and a bit about creative writing.

157, btw. My brain is hung like a horse. :D

Yeo's brain is all wang.

Yeah. I got no idea what that means either. Carry on.

[Sean McClain]

Someone needs to read old YvtW archives.

CBY had a panda curse.

Let's just put it this way, imagine a Veritech. Piloted by a panda. Arriving at the council of Elrond.

Man YvtW had some messed up goodness.
*face-faults*

[Chrosis]

Uh, sorry?

I want that list. Now. :evilsmile

http://www.nautiljon.com/images/perso/miniatures/Fullmetal_Alchemist/greed.jpg

[The Dog]

That'd be cool, but if you didn't notice, I'm waiting for a list. Hopefully, it's long. :evilsmile

You know, there's a special place for you to go with your psychotic urges. Its called a "mental institution". You'd like it there.

[yeoman]

I want that list. Now. :evilsmile

http://www.nautiljon.com/images/perso/miniatures/Fullmetal_Alchemist/greed.jpg

Greed needs a less efeminite jacket. And he's called Greed. Get him some gold chains or something.

[Chrosis]

You know, there's a special place for you to go with your psychotic urges. Its called a "mental institution". You'd like it there.

They won't let me in anymore. I think I scared the doctors. Anyway, I'm good outside of this forum. Honestly, I would never talk like this in public.

[Chrosis]

Greed needs a less efeminite jacket. And he's called Greed. Get him some gold chains or something.

He's got the glasses though.

[Captain Sarcasm]

He's got the glasses though.

He needs some bling. And a pimp hat.

[Chrosis]

He needs some bling. And a pimp hat.

Agreed. I can actually see him in a pimp hat.

Now go to the RPG. shoo.

[yeoman]

He needs some bling. And a pimp hat.

And a pimp cane to mess people up with.

[Chrosis]

List, list, list, list, list. Now.

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/305/6/6/__Ultimate_Shield__GREED___by_silverMirror.png

[Sean McClain]

List, list, list, list, list. Now.

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/305/6/6/__Ultimate_Shield__GREED___by_silverMirror.png
He needs some rings and a longer coat.

[Captain Sarcasm]

He needs some rings and a longer coat.

And bitches. He needs some bitches.

[Chrosis]

And bitches. He needs some bitches.

*cough*martel*cough*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Martel_%28FMA%29.JPG

[Sean McClain]

And bitches. He needs some bitches.
He's got Martel, who else does he need?

[Chrosis]

And bitches. He needs some bitches.

http://www.firebirdie.net/fmapwar/psimages/page5/Sintasbyrootoftheoracle.jpg

Need more?

[Captain Sarcasm]

*cough*martel*cough*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Martel_%28FMA%29.JPG

Bitches. Plural.

[Chrosis]

Bitches. Plural.

Look at the Sintanas.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Look at the Sintanas.

I'm trying not to look at Envy in that outfit. It makes sarc very confused.

[Peter]

http://www.firebirdie.net/fmapwar/psimages/page5/Sintasbyrootoftheoracle.jpg

Need more?

Yeah, that's just... wrong.

[Peter]

I'm trying not to look at Envy in that outfit. It makes sarc very confused.

And, you know, Sloth certainly doesn't look too slothful.

[Tages]

A little unassuming comment of mine sparked the thread's first flamewar.

Wow. Should I be proud?

*Still misses Slayven*

[Peter]

A little unassuming comment of mine sparked the thread's first flamewar.

Wow. Should I be proud?

*Still misses Slayven*

Was that from you?

Cool :).

[Chrosis]

And, you know, Sloth certainly doesn't look too slothful.

Is Lust the only one that fits her body?

[The Dog]

Is Lust the only one that fits her body?

Well, Sloth fits, and Envy can make his body fit, but Gluttony...

*Shudders*

[Chrosis]

Well, Sloth fits, and Envy can make his body fit, but Gluttony...

*Shudders*

He's hard to look at.

[Captain Sarcasm]

And, you know, Sloth certainly doesn't look too slothful.

Actually, that's how she's supposed to look. I don't get it either.

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, Sloth fits, and Envy can make his body fit, but Gluttony...

*Shudders*

Can you hold on, one of my eyes is screaming to rip itself out.

[Super Samurai]

Who knew Gluttony liked pineapple...

[Chrosis]

Actually, that's how she's supposed to look. I don't get it either.

I think they just made it Ed and Al's mom for shock factor and the fact that she's so hard for them to fight, being there mother and all.

You can see, every fight, Ed and Al hesitate.

[Sean McClain]

Can you hold on, one of my eyes is screaming to rip itself out.
Please, my eyes have declared war on my hands for forcing them to view that . . . abomination.

[The Dog]

Who knew Gluttony liked pineapple...

He eats people, metal, and everything else before him. Why not pineapple?

[Anthony Johanson]

Please, my eyes have declared war on my hands for forcing them to view that . . . abomination.

Viva la revolution!

*smacks forehead*

Sorry, my brain was a bit garbeled.

[Mike Smith]

I get really sad when threads disappear.

[Captain Sarcasm]

He eats people, metal, and everything else before him. Why not pineapple?

'Cause it's pineapple.

[Peter]

I get really sad when threads disappear.

What do you mean, these ones only get bigger?

[Super Samurai]

He eats people, metal, and everything else before him. Why not pineapple?

He doesn't seem like the healthy type, I mean I always thought that if Gluttony wasn't killed he'd die from diabetes or high blood pressure.

[Sean McClain]

Viva la revolution!

*smacks forehead*

Sorry, my brain was a bit garbeled.
It's actually better than the time they escaped and found the chainsaw.

[Anthony Johanson]

I get really sad when threads disappear.

Soap Operus Hungers!

[Super Samurai]

What do you mean, these ones only get bigger?

And we have an idea for the title of the next Khazan.

Downtown Khazan: It Only Gets Bigger

[Sean McClain]

Soap Operus Hungers!
*gives Soap Operus a sandwich*

[Super Samurai]

Soap Operus Hungers!

So, would Downtown Khazan be the cousin or nephew of Soap Operus?

[Peter]

And we have an idea for the title of the next Khazan.

Downtown Khazan: It Only Gets Bigger

You know, I like your inventiveness, but that might only lead us down a scary, scary road...

[Anthony Johanson]

It's actually better than the time they escaped and found the chainsaw.

Goodpoint. Oh shite, they've found the AK-47.

[Anthony Johanson]

So, would Downtown Khazan be the cousin or nephew of Soap Operus?

Definately Cousin.

[Sean McClain]

You know, I like your inventiveness, but that might only lead us down a scary, scary road...
Let's try: Downtown Khazan: The En-Biggering.

[Sean McClain]

Goodpoint. Oh shite, they've found the AK-47.
Runavey, Runavey.

[The Dog]

Title for the Next Khazan thread:

Downtown Khazan! Land of Ass Grabbing! :D

*Hides*

[Peter]

Let's try: Downtown Khazan: The En-Biggering.

That could work.

[Super Samurai]

I'm so sure Gordon will definitely use one of these titles. I mean how many titles can he have prepared?

[Sean McClain]

Title for the Next Khazan thread:

Downtown Khazan! Land of Ass Grabbing! :D

*Hides*
*rubber asses fall from the sky*

Grab those!

[Mr.Sandman]

Bah!! Obvious it should be named over me next.....as next Overlord in line to Yeo.

In fact, Lets redecorate this place into a new Underworld for Overlord Sandman!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Runavey, Runavey.

*trips*

My legs are working against me! Nooooooo!

[Peter]

Bah!! Obvious it should be named over me next.....as next Overlord in line to Yeo.

In fact, Lets redecorate this place into a new Underworld for Overlord Sandman!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

HEY SANDMAN!

[Sean McClain]

Bah!! Obvious it should be named over me next.....as next Overlord in line to Yeo.

In fact, Lets redecorate this place into a new Underworld for Overlord Sandman!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*hires the Lazy Teamsters Union to work for Sandman*

[Sean McClain]

*trips*

My legs are working against me! Nooooooo!
*breaks out Vigoorian Flail*

You ain't takin' me, ya basstards! :evilmad:

[The Dog]

*rubber asses fall from the sky*

Grab those!

Errr... No, I'd much rather not. I have an exclusive ass-grabbing verbal contract with Peter.

[The Dog]

Bah!! Obvious it should be named over me next.....as next Overlord in line to Yeo.

In fact, Lets redecorate this place into a new Underworld for Overlord Sandman!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Where have you been?

[Phrozen]

Bah!! Obvious it should be named over me next.....as next Overlord in line to Yeo.

In fact, Lets redecorate this place into a new Underworld for Overlord Sandman!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You are the Overlord of jack spit.

*Jack spits on the ground*

See there is your kingdom.

[yeoman]

You are the Overlord of jack spit.

*Jack spits on the ground*

See there is your kingdom.

:rolleyes:

You're a prince among men Phrozen.

[Phrozen]

:rolleyes:

You're a prince among men Phrozen.

Thank you Yeo. I try my hardest.

[Captain Sarcasm]

:rolleyes:

You're a prince among men Phrozen.

*Aims mass driver.*

At your call, Yeo.

[Phrozen]

*Aims mass driver.*

At your call, Yeo.

Please do, because that worked out oh so well for Guts.

[Sean McClain]

:rolleyes:

You're a prince among men Phrozen.
*Omni Blaster at the ready*

Give me the bell, give me the bell, give me the bell.

[Phrozen]

*Omni Blaster at the ready*

Give me the bell, give me the bell, give me the bell.

Little boys shouldn't play with dangerous toys.

[The MunchKING]

He's running it on a fuedal system. Just one of many reasons to keep a couple mass drivers pointed at it.
Then is it really so much buying the land as buying a title in his system?

[yeoman]

*Aims mass driver.*

At your call, Yeo.

No. We leave him alone.

[Phrozen]

Then is it really so much buying the land as buying a title in his system?

It is buying land, the land just has contractual obligations tied into it. That still happens today. Just the obligations aren't so many.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Please do, because that worked out oh so well for Guts.

Whoo!

*The mass driver located directly beneath Phrozen activates, launching him directly into the moon at half the speed of light.*

What? He would have expected an orbital one.

[Phrozen]

No. We leave him alone.

I feel so threatened.

[The MunchKING]

AWWWWWW......... that's the nicest thing you said to me....:)
Yeah, I'm helping you out. Don't forget it...

[Phrozen]

Whoo!

*The mass driver located directly beneath Phrozen activates, launching him directly into the moon at half the speed of light.*

What? He would have expected an orbital one.

Yeah, that works well for someone who can control gravity. Care to try it again?

[Sean McClain]

Little boys shouldn't play with dangerous toys.
At the very least, I'm not turning myself into the board pariah.

[Phrozen]

At the very least, I'm not turning myself into the board pariah.

Pfft. If you guys are that thin skinned....

[The MunchKING]

That and Munchy is using Purple.


Indigo... It's all... Regal.

[Phrozen]

Indigo... It's all... Regal.

Indeed, though the original indigo was crimson which came from clam shells, then they started using flowers to dye.

[The MunchKING]

It is buying land, the land just has contractual obligations tied into it. That still happens today. Just the obligations aren't so many.
Not when your buying it for the express purpose of adding it to your country...

Did America have to swear fealty to Napolean for the Louisiana Purchase? Or to whoever they bought Alaska from?? Money was good enough there. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

Indigo... It's all... Regal.

So I was wrong, sue me.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Yeah, that works well for someone who can control gravity. Care to try it again?

Fortunatly, the Mass Driver uses electromagnetism, which is several orders of magnitude stronger than gravity.

Physics 1, Phrozen 0.

[Phrozen]

Not when your buying it for the express purpose of adding it to your country...

Did America have to swear fealty to Napolean for the Louisiana Purchase? Or to whoever they bought Alaska from?? Money was good enough there. ;)


That was because Napolean was despartly strapped for cash and had no real interest in the New World, and Russia thought that Alaska was a wasteland only populated by Eskimos.

[The MunchKING]

Anybody else want to have some land?
You ready for cash and carry yet??

[Phrozen]

Fortunatly, the Mass Driver uses electromagnetism, which is several orders of magnitude stronger than gravity.

Physics 1, Phrozen 0.

Except that force can be canceled easily by other force. Physics 1 Mass Driver 1=0

[Captain Sarcasm]

No. We leave him alone.

Ah fuck. Now you tell me.

[Phrozen]

You ready for cash and carry yet??

I have got plenty of money, this is to build alliances. That is why I let Anthony pay me over time instead of up front.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Except that force can be canceled easily by other force. Physics 1 Mass Driver 1=0

Not when one force is much stronger than the other.

[The MunchKING]

You mean you actually try to read through the past pages? :D
I always do!! heck it's most of my posts...

[Phrozen]

Not when one force is much stronger than the other.

Electromagnetism is strong but Gravity is the glue that holds it all together. In fact electricty also has mass, which means it has gravity as well *rips mass driver from the ground and crumples it into a small ball.*

[Anthony Johanson]

I always do!! heck it's most of my posts...

Hence the "reply-a-thon."

[The MunchKING]

And it's the best kind of deal :).
Hmmmph... I need to bebs back in here so she can do that to me... ;)

[Sean McClain]

After watching Adult Swim, I now know the rage of a million Japanese people.

[Sean McClain]

After watching Adult Swim, I now know the rage of a million Japanese people.

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, you're losing a lot of points here, I'd quit while you were ahead. He had a certain charm, and he was a good friend. Besides, his wacky hijinks made the thread what it was supposed to be -- darned fun reading -- whether you liked it or not. And I hate to point out that you're in the minority on that one.

I don't suppose I need to point out where I stand??


So, we can ban half the forums then, can we?

With a caddle prod!!


Oh... "Ban"

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, you're losing a lot of points here, I'd quit while you were ahead. He had a certain charm, and he was a good friend. Besides, his wacky hijinks made the thread what it was supposed to be -- darned fun reading -- whether you liked it or not. And I hate to point out that you're in the minority on that one.

I don't suppose I need to point out where I stand??


So, we can ban half the forums then, can we?

With a caddle prod!!


Oh... "Ban"

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, you're losing a lot of points here, I'd quit while you were ahead. He had a certain charm, and he was a good friend. Besides, his wacky hijinks made the thread what it was supposed to be -- darned fun reading -- whether you liked it or not. And I hate to point out that you're in the minority on that one.

I don't suppose I need to point out where I stand??


So, we can ban half the forums then, can we?

With a caddle prod!!


Oh... "Ban"

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, you're losing a lot of points here, I'd quit while you were ahead. He had a certain charm, and he was a good friend. Besides, his wacky hijinks made the thread what it was supposed to be -- darned fun reading -- whether you liked it or not. And I hate to point out that you're in the minority on that one.

I don't suppose I need to point out where I stand??


So, we can ban half the forums then, can we?

With a caddle prod!!


Oh... "Ban"

[Sean McClain]

I don't suppose I need to point out where I stand??



With a caddle prod!!


Oh... "Ban"
Wow, that's your most ingenious scheme yet.

Clutter the thread with the same post. It's Genius!

[yeoman]

Electromagnetism is strong but Gravity is the glue that holds it all together. In fact electricty also has mass, which means it has gravity as well *rips mass driver from the ground and crumples it into a small ball.*

Likely won't work.

If that's one of CBY's old models the mass driver itself is likely in hyperspace.

What?

Why do you think no one could ever target or find most of CBY's crap? He kept all the cool stuff just outside four dimensional space.

[Phrozen]

I guess the servers were sputtering there.

[The MunchKING]

I have no doubt. I guess that's why it's the Third Age we all talk about with fond remembrance and wishful longing. 'Cause everybody was so annoyed by it.

Slayven didn't YvtW...


So, that's like 2 versus 30. Who else you got?




I respect people who don't slag off at other people when they're not around to defend themselves.

That's when it's easiest to slag them...

[Anthony Johanson]

Wow, one poster posts a double post while another posts a quadruple post. That's gotta be a record.

[yeoman]

Electromagnetism is strong but Gravity is the glue that holds it all together. In fact electricty also has mass, which means it has gravity as well *rips mass driver from the ground and crumples it into a small ball.*

Likely won't work.

If that's one of CBY's old models the mass driver itself is likely in hyperspace.

What?

Why do you think no one could ever target or find most of CBY's crap? He kept all the cool stuff just outside four dimensional space, and then opened warps just large enough for transit.

[yeoman]

I guess the servers were sputtering there.

Still are for me. Nothing new will show up here...

[Sean McClain]

Wow, one poster posts a double post while another posts a quadruple post. That's gotta be a record.
My computer kept malfunctioning.

[Phrozen]

I guess the servers were sputtering there.

[The MunchKING]

Munchy has slipped to 4th place behind Trys, Tru and Anthony. He's doing really badly this thread.
I told you, I'm throwing it.

And Sean, it takes more than a Server glitch to stop MY message from getting through.

[Phrozen]

Still not working right. I blame Zoidberg.

[Anthony Johanson]

My computer kept malfunctioning.

That's not good.

[The MunchKING]

In about three years of the fourth age, this is the first time I've ever heard anybody say this.

Well SOMETHING had to change between Tird and Fourth age.

A Server reboot won't kill personatlities...


Who were all active SO participants.



Indeed.

*adds Phrozen to ignore list*

Good day sir.

Man you are SO quick to do that...

[Sean McClain]

Still not working right. I blame Zoidberg.
You mean the Incredible President ZoidHulk, opposite counterpart to Superking, don't you?

[The MunchKING]

Or perhaps I found his conduct so reprehensible that I'm going to give him the attention that I feel he deserves.
Reprehensable??

cause he didn't like Slayven??

[Anthony Johanson]

You mean the Incredible President ZoidHulk, opposite counterpart to Superking, don't you?

They shall fight a neverending battle.

[Sean McClain]

They shall fight a neverending battle.
No, Superking got his feet cut off and was impaled on the Empire State Building.

[The MunchKING]

And I think you wait until someone is banned and thus unable to defend themselves before you go after them, and Peter doesn't like that. Quite frankly, niether do I. And what caused this sudden hate toward Slayven anyways?

He didn't say this while Slayven was around?

Say, you have an account on the SO forum run by MunchKING, and so does Slayven. Why don't you go over there and post what you've been posting here so he can properly defend himself?

Oh boy!! Imported Board War!! They taste so much better than the homegrown variety...

[Captain Sarcasm]

Electromagnetism is strong but Gravity is the glue that holds it all together. In fact electricty also has mass, which means it has gravity as well *rips mass driver from the ground and crumples it into a small ball.*

Actually, no Electromagnetism is the glue that holds it all together. Atoms and molecules are held together by electromagnetic fields, and I can prove that electromagnetism is stronger than gravity.

*Picks up a paper clip with a magnet.*

You see, if Gravity was stronger than Electromagnetism, I wouldn't be able to lift that, because Electromagnetism wouldn't be able to overcome gravity.

Also, electricity doesn't have mass. It's *energy*. That the *opposite* of matter. It's less like matter than *antimatter*

*Phroze wakes up from his hallucination of crumpling the mass driver into a ball and finds that he's not only embedded halfway into the moon, but is also dead.*

[The MunchKING]

Thank you... I don't know why people think I'm this sweet girl....
THey just don't know me to well.... *fangs* whoops ;)
Hey Nemo. WHat's up??

[Anthony Johanson]

No, Superking got his feet cut off and was impaled on the Empire State Building.

Now I remember that episode. The "what if" Machine, right?

[The MunchKING]

There is a little function called PM. I suggest you use it.
You mean we don't ALL want to see you get pwned??

[Sean McClain]

Now I remember that episode. The "what if" Machine, right?
The first 'Tales of Interest' episode featured a fight between Giant Bender and Giant Zoidberg.

"You watched it, you can't unwatch it."

[The MunchKING]

WonderBebs and Tanith would be nice to have back.
WOuldn't it though??

Sandman too, even if he is a guy...

[Anthony Johanson]

The first 'Tales of Interest' episode featured a fight between Giant Bender and Giant Zoidberg.

"You watched it, you can't unwatch it."

Yep, I remember.

"There goes the neighbourhood *crash*, there goes another neighbourhood."

[Chrosis]

What happened to bebs?

[Sean McClain]

You mean we don't ALL want to see you get pwned??
It's like an action movie, only not directed by Jerry Bruckheimer.

[The MunchKING]

And for a vampire, you're impossibly cute yourself :).
Bah Nemo made an equally cute Vampire...

[Sean McClain]

Yep, I remember.

"There goes the neighbourhood *crash*, there goes another neighbourhood."
"We're jerked. How can we stop something that big?"

"With an even equally big monster!"

[Anthony Johanson]

WOuldn't it though??

Sandman too, even if he is a guy...

Funny you should mention that, Sandman posted a bit back. Although it would be nice for him to come back. I wish Nemo would come back also.

[Chrosis]

So... wha'td I miss?

[Anthony Johanson]

"We're jerked. How can we stop something that big?"

"With an even equally big monster!"

"I'm a big robot, and I'm looking for a biiiiiig serial."

[Anthony Johanson]

Are we there yet?

[Phrozen]

Actually, no Electromagnetism is the glue that holds it all together. Atoms and molecules are held together by electromagnetic fields, and I can prove that electromagnetism is stronger than gravity.

*Picks up a paper clip with a magnet.*

You see, if Gravity was stronger than Electromagnetism, I wouldn't be able to lift that, because Electromagnetism wouldn't be able to overcome gravity.

Also, electricity doesn't have mass. It's *energy*. That the *opposite* of matter. It's less like matter than *antimatter*

*Phroze wakes up from his hallucination of crumpling the mass driver into a ball and finds that he's not only embedded halfway into the moon, but is also dead.*

Protons, Electrons, and Nuerons all have mass. Energy is just mass in motion. Their is a reason why things have an atomic mass. If an atom has mass then things that make up the atom must have mass. Even light has mass to it, that is why a black hole is black. It's gravity is so great that not even light can escape it.

[Anthony Johanson]

Now are we there?

Edit: Why yes, yes we are.

[Chrosis]

No!!!

It's not possible!

[Anthony Johanson]

Uberness! Aha1

No uber for you!

[The MunchKING]

That is your loss.

Here let me post a PM that I got oh about a couple months ago pertaining to SO. I had to bitch and moan and fight just to get it. I got threatened with bans multipule times just to get it.


So you try to prove your trustworthyness that you won't reveal Stretch's PMs, by REVEALING SOMEONE ELSE'S???

My Mind, It is Blown...

[Sean McClain]

"I'm a big robot, and I'm looking for a biiiiiig serial."
"Hey Bender, wanna make Shrinky Dinks?"

[The MunchKING]

*gags*

Not in public please. If you want to get your funk on, there's a nice hotel on the Comm. Boards. You can have all the giggidy giggidy you want there. This is a sex free zone.


Actually Peter, You WERE the one that wanted us to ditch the sex-talk...

[yeoman]

Protons, Electrons, and Nuerons all have mass. Energy is just mass in motion. Their is a reason why things have an atomic mass. If an atom has mass then things that make up the atom must have mass. Even light has mass to it, that is why a black hole is black. It's gravity is so great that not even light can escape it.

How about I make this a moot point and just turn on the anti-gravity machine.

Okay people, if you ever wanted to be weightless, nows the chance.

*Does Homer Simpson impression.*

[Anthony Johanson]

"Hey Bender, wanna make Shrinky Dinks?"

"Help, a hamster tricked me!"

[Phrozen]

So you try to prove your trustworthyness that you won't reveal Stretch's PMs, by REVEALING SOMEONE ELSE'S???

My Mind, It is Blown...

One that I kept to myself for four months. Ya know so we could get this thread we are posting in right now. Did you actually read it? There is a ton to get angry about in there.

[The MunchKING]

Things, especially incriminating things do get deleted on message boards. I am not surprised you didn't find anything. Not to mention I trust the mods more then you.
Why?? Have you ever known Peter to lie??

[Phrozen]

How about I make this a moot point and just turn on the anti-gravity machine.

Okay people, if you ever wanted to be weightless, nows the chance.

*Does Homer Simpson impression.*

Do we get hard A?

[The MunchKING]

You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

I had to say it...


Mad props. ;)

[Chrosis]

"Help, a hamster tricked me!"

Flying Hamsters of Doom, that is.

[Phrozen]

Why?? Have you ever known Peter to lie??

I am not saying he is lying. I am saying that things can disappear on message boards. Just through deletion purposeful or not.

[The MunchKING]

You're being bafflingly antagonistic, you know that?


he's often like that...

[Sean McClain]

"Help, a hamster tricked me!"
"Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open mic night, will you? *SMASH*"

[Anthony Johanson]

"Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open mic night, will you? *SMASH*"

and I can't remember any more lines.

[The MunchKING]

Oh and Stretch, I am fully aware that I am a jackass, a smart alec, and a asshole but sometime you have to be to get what you want out of some people.


I'd worry less about getting what YOU want, and more about getting freinds. ;)

[Ghost_rider_x3]

There seriously needs to be rules about Tournaments and stuff like that.

It should start no more than three days after all the teams have been entered.

If your gonna start one. Stick with it.

[The MunchKING]

Well, I am rather neurotic about what will or won't get me banned.
You Panic to much.

Besides at worse it would have been a temp ban. I mean, I got a week for flat out calling Matt A nazi Furher.

"Jackass" couldn't have gotten you more than a day, even if you had a history.

[The MunchKING]

Then again, Slayven loved almost any female.


Banged, anyway.

[Sean McClain]

and I can't remember any more lines.
"Woohoo, I'm great. Everybody else sucks. Except that guy Bender; he's reeeealy somethin'. WOOOOOOO!"

Coilette - 'Bend-Her'

[Anthony Johanson]

There seriously needs to be rules about Tournaments and stuff like that.

It should start no more than three days after all the teams have been entered.

If your gonna start one. Stick with it.

I assume you are talking about Cleric. Well, let me offer a rebuttal, he is running a shitload of threads, and has work compounded on that. So, I suggest lay off and wait, it will happen.

[The MunchKING]

Call it crapping on a grave all you want but no one has denied that what I said about Slayven's personality was false.


No one has denied it's false.

So they all agreed it was false??

[Anthony Johanson]

Banged, anyway.

Meh, so I'm a little off.

[The MunchKING]

Still no reason to insult the man behind his back when he can't shoot back. Bad form, old boy.
Dirty cricket!!

[Anthony Johanson]

"Woohoo, I'm great. Everybody else sucks. Except that guy Bender; he's reeeealy somethin'. WOOOOOOO!"

Coilette - 'Bend-Her'
Durn it, I really need to watch Futurama again.

[yeoman]

One that I kept to myself for four months. Ya know so we could get this thread we are posting in right now. Did you actually read it? There is a ton to get angry about in there.

Most of which I, at least, got from what little scraps of information we were given at the time.

What angers me is the sense of mistrust the way this was handled caused. If we had been told, straight up, from the beggining, "Server problems casued by big threads. SO caused the worst of it, so it had to go." There wouldn't have been anywhere near the uproar that there was.

Not to mention "no one asked why" is a load of crap. We asked so many times I lost count. We were told every single time to mind our business and know our role.

Then the threads were locked and/or deleted.

We have a chat thread. Great. That doesn't solve the problem of poor communication.

[The MunchKING]

Nobody's a saint.


Awwwwe. Thank you, your too kind.

I know Slayven wasn't perfect, and he had a lot of flaws that were sure to get him in trouble sooner or later, but so do I, and I'm sure you do too.

I thought his were readily apperent...


You don't have to be a paragon of virtue to be a fun guy and a good friend. If you're not his friend, fine, but don't rag on him around people that are.

*nods*

[Sean McClain]

Its the new handheld game, POCKET POOL!

"How's it played?"

Simple, stick your hand in your pocket, and feel around until you encounter two spheroidal things. All the fun of playing with yourself in public in the palm of your hand!

[Anthony Johanson]

Its the new handheld game, POCKET POOL!

"How's it played?"

Simple, stick your hand in your pocket, and feel around until you encounter two spheroidal things. All the fun of playing with yourself in public in the palm of your hand!

I thought it was called "Find the happy sac and possibly Mr.Spanky."

[Phrozen]

We have a chat thread. Great. That doesn't solve the problem of poor communication.

That isn't going to change until the people at the top change.

[Sean McClain]

I thought it was called "Find the happy sac and possibly Mr.Spanky."
Nope, it's like going to the jazz club and shootin' some Snooker.

Black Vulcan: In your pants.

[Anthony Johanson]

Nope, it's like going to the jazz club and shootin' some Snooker.

Black Vulcan: In your pants.

"That sounds fun."

[The MunchKING]

I'm so sure Gordon will definitely use one of these titles. I mean how many titles can he have prepared?
I bought him off, it better be about the MunchKING!!

[The MunchKING]

Bah!! Obvious it should be named over me next.....as next Overlord in line to Yeo.

In fact, Lets redecorate this place into a new Underworld for Overlord Sandman!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!!

it's SANDMAN!!

[Sean McClain]

"That sounds fun."
Pick one up today, and grab some balls on the subway, on the dance floor, in the motel, at the office, or even at home.

From Tiger Electronics; the name in useless plastic and LCD screens.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!!

it's SANDMAN!!

It's like I said, he did post.

[The MunchKING]

At the very least, I'm not turning myself into the board pariah.
Well you could ffed him to the Board Parranas. ;)

[yeoman]

That isn't going to change until the people at the top change.

Which is why I've spent months making it abundently clear the problem is communicaiton.

In hopes that the correct people will understand this and change their policies accordingly.

[Anthony Johanson]

Pick one up today, and grab some balls on the subway, on the dance floor, in the motel, at the office, or even at home.

From Tiger Electronics; the name in useless plastic and LCD screens.

This is going to be the next big cash cow. Just wait, all across America, Pocket Pool will become a household name.

[Sean McClain]

Well you could ffed him to the Board Parranas. ;)
How about the Board Banana?

And if he gets bored, he can play a little POCKET POOL!

[The MunchKING]

I have got plenty of money, this is to build alliances. That is why I let Anthony pay me over time instead of up front.
*shrug* Alright. I'm still not that desperate.

[yeoman]

It's like I said, he did post.

Munchy won't know you said that for several hours whenhe gets to your post after responding to every SINGLE FREAKING POST INBETWEEN.

[Sean McClain]

This is going to be the next big cash cow. Just wait, all across America, Pocket Pool will become a household name.
Yeah, a solid gold cow made out of cow.

Then, we could drop it from a helicopter and watch it explode and cry, "Fucking Awesome!"