Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[The MunchKING]

crud! Someone beat me!
Oh NOONE goes around beating girls up while I'M around here!!

Who did it Tru? and how many peices do want 'em in??

[JCAll]

Oh NOONE goes around beating girls up while I'M around here!!

Who did it Tru? and how many peices do want 'em in??
Well, I for one, would prefer...one.

[Trulyures]

Oh NOONE goes around beating girls up while I'M around here!!

Who did it Tru? and how many peices do want 'em in??
If I was lieing would you even care? :D

[The MunchKING]

Well, I for one, would prefer...one.
Not a chance. 13 is probably the minimum.

[JCAll]

crud! Someone beat me!
I...no, no we're supposed to be clean this time.
*convulses in corner*

[The MunchKING]

If I was lieing would you even care? :D
Probably not.

I'm generous like that.

[The MunchKING]

I...no, no we're supposed to be clean this time.
*convulses in corner*
She didn't really say off any more than she said Up. ;)

[JCAll]

Not a chance. 13 is probably the minimum.
What's the maximum.

[Trulyures]

She didn't really say off any more than she said Up. ;)
I have no clue what you people are talking about. Am I that lame?:(

[JCAll]

She didn't really say off any more than she said Up. ;)
I think my brain is broken.
I wonder if I can sue someone...

[JCAll]

I have no clue what you people are talking about. Am I that lame?:(
You're not lame! You just don't choose your words carefully enough.
It's the rest of us that are lame.

[The MunchKING]

What's the maximum.


I never manage to get a human sized target into more than 23,425 distinct peices.

[The MunchKING]

I have no clue what you people are talking about. Am I that lame?:(
It means your pure, not to get our perverted boy-talk.

[The MunchKING]

I think my brain is broken.
I wonder if I can sue someone...
The manufactuar if it's still under warantee.

[The MunchKING]

You're not lame! You just don't choose your words carefully enough.
It's the rest of us that are lame.
Speak for yourself.

All my limbs are healthy.

[JCAll]

I never manage to get a human sized target into more than 23,425 distinct peices.
What about really fat human sized targets?

[JCAll]

Speak for yourself.

All my limbs are healthy.
All?
...
Ow! My eye!

[JCAll]

The manufactuar if it's still under warantee.
I don't think Acts of Porn are on my policy.

[Trulyures]

It means your pure, not to get our perverted boy-talk.
Oh.. ok :)
Well, I get most of what you people are talking about, but I forget I really have to be careful how I type :o

[The MunchKING]

What about really fat human sized targets?
they are the Fat ones.

[The MunchKING]

All?
...
Ow! My eye!
You better believe it.

[Trulyures]

You're not lame! You just don't choose your words carefully enough.
It's the rest of us that are lame.
well, even you guys aren't lame..... You're loved much by me in the most none perverted way possible just in case it's taken that way :)

[The MunchKING]

I don't think Acts of Porn are on my policy.
Plus after 18+ years I think it's expired.

[The MunchKING]

Oh.. ok :)
Well, I get most of what you people are talking about, but I forget I really have to be careful how I type :o
It's all our fault for being perverted boys I assure you. ;)

[JCAll]

they are the Fat ones.
How about the skinny ones? Or midgets?
...
Skinny Midgets!?

[The MunchKING]

well, even you guys aren't lame..... You're loved much by me in the most none perverted way possible just in case it's taken that way :)


DARN!





;)

[The MunchKING]

How about the skinny ones? Or midgets?
...
Skinny Midgets!?
I haven't spent allot of time disecting them.

[JCAll]

well, even you guys aren't lame..... You're loved much by me in the most none perverted way possible just in case it's taken that way :)
See. That's how it's done :)

[The MunchKING]

See. That's how it's done :)
Again Darn. ;)

[JCAll]

I haven't spent allot of time disecting them.
PULL!
*launches a Skinny Midget int the air*

[JCAll]

Plus after 18+ years I think it's expired.
Yeah. Acts of Porn aren't covered for over 18 years.
Which is ironic really.

[The MunchKING]

PULL!
*launches a Skinny Midget int the air*


*blows it up with a rocket Launcher*

[JCAll]

*blows it up with a rocket Launcher*
Daaaaamn! You vaped it!

[The MunchKING]

Yeah. Acts of Porn aren't covered for over 18 years.
Which is ironic really.
*shrug*

My refrigerator Warentee didn't last 3 years.

[The MunchKING]

Daaaaamn! You vaped it!
100 points! ;)

[JCAll]

*shrug*

My refrigerator Warentee didn't last 3 years.
Did it fall apart right after the warentee expired?

[The MunchKING]

Did it fall apart right after the warentee expired?
Nah hasn't yet, anyway...

[Trulyures]

Again Darn. ;)
*sigh* there needs to be more girls on this thread. It seems like I'm the only one who consistently types on here

[The MunchKING]

*sigh* there needs to be more girls on this thread. It seems like I'm the only one who consistently types on here


I couldn't agree more.

[JCAll]

100 points! ;)
Extra Life!

[Trulyures]

See. That's how it's done :)
Does it really seem like what I type is perverted?

[The MunchKING]

I couldn't agree more.
Not that I'm saying your not good enough mind you, but more would be more fun.

[JCAll]

*sigh* there needs to be more girls on this thread. It seems like I'm the only one who consistently types on here
You would subjigate the poor girls to*motions hand*All This!

[The MunchKING]

Extra Life!
He'll need it.

[JCAll]

Not that I'm saying your not good enough mind you, but more would be more fun.
Now you're just not trying :p

[The MunchKING]

Does it really seem like what I type is perverted?
More like everything you type can be perverted by us.

[JCAll]

Does it really seem like what I type is perverted?
Nah :p
Just being silly.

[The MunchKING]

Now you're just not trying :p
To what??

:confused:


:D

[JCAll]

He'll need it.
Too late :D

[The MunchKING]

Nah :p
Just being silly.
we're good at it ya' know...

[The MunchKING]

Too late :D
Poor Midget...

Oh well who wants Komoto Dragon burgers??

[JCAll]

To what??

:confused:


:D
You quoted yourself.

[JCAll]

Poor Midget...

Oh well who wants Komoto Dragon burgers??
Sure 'Komoto Dragon' Burger :rolleyes:
...
I guess I'll take one.

[The MunchKING]

You quoted yourself.
So??

What am I not trying to do?

[JCAll]

we're good at it ya' know...
Perverting innocent text or being silly?

[JCAll]

So??

What am I not trying to do?
*shrug* I don't know.
I just thought quoting yourself was bad.

[The MunchKING]

Sure 'Komoto Dragon' Burger :rolleyes:


You doubting I could kill one?

...
I guess I'll take one.
You want ketchup Mayo or Mustard?

[The MunchKING]

Perverting innocent text or being silly?
Yes. :D

[The MunchKING]

*shrug* I don't know.
I just thought quoting yourself was bad.
Well it was the one I was refering to.

[Trulyures]

Well, I got to go now...
I'm actually baking a cake at the same time.... I'll talk to you wonderful people laterz.
BTW: Munch,I never too it in offense and it would be more fun to have other girls here just because it would (no pervertedness whatsoever) :D
But yea, got to go.......
Love ya all :)

[JCAll]

You doubting I could kill one?

No, but I doubt you would go through the trouble when there is perfect good Midget Meat just lying there.

You want ketchup Mayo or Mustard?
Ketchup please!

[JCAll]

Well it was the one I was refering to.
True, so I guess it's okay.

[The MunchKING]

No, but I doubt you would go through the trouble when there is perfect good Midget Meat just lying there.

Dude is paste all over the countryside!!

But if you want to lick him up, go for it.


Ketchup please!

Good Taste.

[JCAll]

Yes. :D
Is that yes to one, the other, or both?

[JCAll]

Well, I got to go now...
I'm actually baking a cake at the same time.... I'll talk to you wonderful people laterz.
BTW: Munch,I never too it in offense and it would be more fun to have other girls here just because it would (no pervertedness whatsoever) :D
But yea, got to go.......
Love ya all :)
*waves*
Bye bye.

[The MunchKING]

True, so I guess it's okay.
If you'd prefer I could quote you.

[JCAll]

Dude is paste all over the countryside!!

But if you want to lick him up, go for it.
*grabs an Icecream cone and a shovel*
I'll be right back.

[The MunchKING]

Is that yes to one, the other, or both?
Yes. :p

[JCAll]

If you'd prefer I could quote you.
...I think you just did :p

[The MunchKING]

*grabs an Icecream cone and a shovel*
I'll be right back.
have fun.

The Board of Health will probably want a word with you afterward though.

[JCAll]

Yes. :p
We haven't quite got this multiple choice stuff down yet, huh?

[The MunchKING]

...I think you just did :p
Dozens of times.

[JCAll]

have fun.

The Board of Health will probably want a word with you afterward though.
Them, and the Center for Desease Control.

[The MunchKING]

We haven't quite got this multiple choice stuff down yet, huh?
Well it's your fault for not including D.

[JCAll]

Dozens of times.
Lets do more :D

[The MunchKING]

Them, and the Center for Desease Control.
Poison Control, the department of Homeland Security, FEMA, Your on a LOT of lists...

[JCAll]

Well it's your fault for not including D.
The answer is never D.
That's what I learned from Who Wants to be a Millionare.

[The MunchKING]

Lets do more :D
It would be rude.

We should wait for others.

[The MunchKING]

The answer is never D.
That's what I learned from Who Wants to be a Millionare.
Are you kidding? It's got a 25% chance of being D.

What I learned from the SATs and ACTs.

[JCAll]

It would be rude.

We should wait for others.
Indeed we've already lapped 'em.

[The MunchKING]

Indeed we've already lapped 'em.
So wouldn't it be polite to quit for now??

[JCAll]

Are you kidding? It's got a 25% chance of being D.

What I learned from the SATs and ACTs.
Nah, it's always C on those tests :)

[JCAll]

So wouldn't it be polite to quit for now??
Yes it would.
...
You first.

[The MunchKING]

Nah, it's always C on those tests :)
You mean YOU always get a C on those tests.

[The MunchKING]

Yes it would.
...
You first.


As you wish.

[JCAll]

You mean YOU always get a C on those tests.
Only if I dose off halfway through.
Damn those things are early.

[The MunchKING]

Only if I dose off halfway through.
Damn those things are early.
Bah I aced 'em.

[JCAll]

As you wish.
*reminds self to be careful what he wishes for*

[JCAll]

Bah I aced 'em.
In your sleep!?

[Peter]

What I learned from the SATs and ACTs.

That's what you learned from the Australian Capital Territory?

[Trulyures]

OK, I'm back again and I think I'm having that sleeping problem last time just like before:(

[The MunchKING]

In your sleep!?
In my dreams. ;)

[The MunchKING]

That's what you learned from the Australian Capital Territory?
You know until you said that I could have told you what ACTs stand for.

[JCAll]

That's what you learned from the Australian Capital Territory?
It the learning ground of the world.

[The MunchKING]

OK, I'm back again and I think I'm having that sleeping problem last time just like before:(
:( That's a bad thing...

[JCAll]

In my dreams. ;)
...
Dam I wish I had said that.

[Peter]

It the learning ground of the world.

Actually, the Australian Capital Territory -- where our seat of government is, and Parliament House -- is the drug and pornography capital of Australia. No joke, it's (and the Northern Territory) are the only places in Australia where you can legally purchase that stuff. Ironic, eh?

[JCAll]

OK, I'm back again and I think I'm having that sleeping problem last time just like before:(
*hands glass of warm milk*

[The MunchKING]

But people keep voting him up, I don't understand :( .

SAMAS, JCAll and Cleric -- we'll never give up, darn it!

You think he needs a MK Treatment??


So Peter. You want me to apply my special brand of pain to Deep 6 GINO for yah??

[JCAll]

Actually, the Australian Capital Territory -- where our seat of government is, and Parliament House -- is the drug and pornography capital of Australia. No joke, it's (and the Northern Territory) are the only places in Australia where you can legally purchase that stuff. Ironic, eh?
Plane ticket.
Now!

[The MunchKING]

...
Dam I wish I had said that.


I liked it.

[JCAll]

So Peter. You want me to apply my special brand of pain to Deep 6 GINO for yah??
Stop hurting my GINO!
Here, attact Dan Hibiki again.

[Peter]

So Peter. You want me to apply my special brand of pain to Deep 6 GINO for yah??

If you could lend a hand in the Godzilla survivor game Munchy, I'd be *very* grateful.

[The MunchKING]

Actually, the Australian Capital Territory -- where our seat of government is, and Parliament House -- is the drug and pornography capital of Australia. No joke, it's (and the Northern Territory) are the only places in Australia where you can legally purchase that stuff. Ironic, eh?
I would be willing to bet you could by alot of drugs legally throughout Australia... ;)

[JCAll]

You know until you said that I could have told you what ACTs stand for.
You're a step ahead of me.
I never could have.

[Peter]

Plane ticket.
Now!

As a comedian noted...

The cheapest houses are in Canberra. The highest earners are in Canberra. And the lowest property prices are in Canberra.

The problem is that every morning they wake up and they're still in Canberra.

:D

[The MunchKING]

Plane ticket.
Now!


*hands him a one-way Plane ticket to Hell.*

[JCAll]

I liked it.
You nasty boy :p

[The MunchKING]

If you could lend a hand in the Godzilla survivor game Munchy, I'd be *very* grateful.
How Grateful??

:D

[The MunchKING]

Stop hurting my GINO!
Here, attact Dan Hibiki again.
GINO's more of a challenge.

Not MUCH of one but still... Better than Dan.

[JCAll]

*hands him a one-way Plane ticket to Hell.*
I've been there, thanks.
Nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

[The MunchKING]

As a comedian noted...

The cheapest houses are in Canberra. The highest earners are in Canberra. And the lowest property prices are in Canberra.

The problem is that every morning they wake up and they're still in Canberra.

:D


It can't be THAT bad, I've never heard of it. ;)

[Peter]

How Grateful??

:D

Oh, we'd be in "Name your favour at any time" territory.

He's only on 7 right now. We can take him out and we can do it in a minimum of six rounds, maybe even less.

What do you say?

[JCAll]

GINO's more of a challenge.

Not MUCH of one but still... Better than Dan.
It's more intertaining to fight Dan though.
SUPER TAUNT!

[Peter]

It can't be THAT bad, I've never heard of it. ;)

Yeah, that's probably part of the problem, heh :).

[The MunchKING]

You nasty boy :p
You wouldn't want to find out how nasty I am... ;)

[JCAll]

Oh, we'd be in "Name your favour at any time" territory.

He's only on 7 right now. We can take him out and we can do it in a minimum of six rounds, maybe even less.

What do you say?
Well, I say "STOP IT", but that's just me.

[The MunchKING]

Oh, we'd be in "Name your favour at any time" territory.

He's only on 7 right now. We can take him out and we can do it in a minimum of six rounds, maybe even less.

What do you say?
You bought yourself a hitman.

[Trulyures]

:( That's a bad thing...
Well, not a bad thing to be on here, but to be up for a long time yea, I need to go to school tomorrow and wake up early.

[Peter]

Well, I say "STOP IT", but that's just me.

Sorry dude, like we said. Inevitable.

GINO is so dying. The beast is an insult to the very concept of Godzilla, quite frankly.

[JCAll]

As a comedian noted...

The cheapest houses are in Canberra. The highest earners are in Canberra. And the lowest property prices are in Canberra.

The problem is that every morning they wake up and they're still in Canberra.

:D
Badass. :D

[The MunchKING]

Well, I say "STOP IT", but that's just me.
What two consenting adults do on seperate continents is their own buisness. ;)

[Peter]

You bought yourself a hitman.

Thank you :).

I can't promise it'll be easy, but a twenty-storey lizard should barely rate as a challenge for the MunchKing :D.

[Trulyures]

You wouldn't want to find out how nasty I am... ;)
It's the truth you can be explicit....

[JCAll]

You wouldn't want to find out how nasty I am... ;)
*still waiting for the wedding night video*

[The MunchKING]

Sorry dude, like we said. Inevitable.

GINO is so dying. The beast is an insult to the very concept of Godzilla, quite frankly.


I didn't think it was THAT bad. But then Godzilla 2K was hillarious.

[JCAll]

What two consenting adults do on seperate continents is their own buisness. ;)
Just don't hit him in the eye.

[The MunchKING]

Thank you :).

I can't promise it'll be easy, but a twenty-storey lizard should barely rate as a challenge for the MunchKing :D.

Of course not. It's JCall that's the real problem. ;)

[Trulyures]

*hands glass of warm milk*
My teacher told me to drink that too...
How does that make you go to sleep?

[The MunchKING]

*still waiting for the wedding night video*
YOU don't get those...

[JCAll]

Thank you :).

I can't promise it'll be easy, but a twenty-storey lizard should barely rate as a challenge for the MunchKing :D.
I will fight it tooth and nail!

[JCAll]

YOU don't get those...
Isn't that what the internet is for?

[The MunchKING]

Just don't hit him in the eye.
I'm not THAT violent. ;)

[JCAll]

My teacher told me to drink that too...
How does that make you go to sleep?
Vommiting uncontrolably until until you pass out.
...
If you're lactose intollerent.

Otherwise, I don't really know.

[Peter]

Of course not. It's JCall that's the real problem. ;)

Not to sound ungrateful, but there's about five of us on right now and we can't vote until somebody else -- coughyoucough -- votes, so time is something of an issue, here, Munch...

;)

[JCAll]

I'm not THAT violent. ;)
Oh well, just get on video for me.

[The MunchKING]

I will fight it tooth and nail!


And I'll fight you Masamune and excaliber.

Guess who's got the Advantage in THAT match-up. ;)

[JCAll]

Of course not. It's JCall that's the real problem. ;)
I shall annoy you to no end!

[Peter]

And I'll fight you Masamune and excaliber.

Guess who's got the Advantage in THAT match-up. ;)

Yeah, he's just that damn badass people :).

[The MunchKING]

Not to sound ungrateful, but there's about five of us on right now and we can't vote until somebody else -- coughyoucough -- votes, so time is something of an issue, here, Munch...

;)

I don't know what your talking about.

I'waiting on someone else...

[JCAll]

And I'll fight you Masamune and excaliber.

Guess who's got the Advantage in THAT match-up. ;)
Yojimbo.
Zanmato.

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, he's just that damn badass people :).
*bows*

I'm on a ROLL tonight.

[The MunchKING]

Yojimbo.
Zanmato.

*jump* :p

[The MunchKING]

I shall annoy you to no end!


Bah you won't measure up to Slayven. ;)

[The MunchKING]

*Defenestrates GINO.*

[JCAll]

*jump* :p
*Summon Golem*

[The MunchKING]

*Summon Golem**9999*
*Breaks the Fist*

[JCAll]

*Defenestrates GINO.*
Now where did you find a window that size?

[JCAll]

*9999*
*Breaks the Fist*
...
*kisses ass goodbye*

[JCAll]

Bah you won't measure up to Slayven. ;)
...
*holds finger real close*

I'm not touching you!

[The MunchKING]

Now where did you find a window that size?
The trick is once I throw him through it, it IS a window that size. ;)

[The MunchKING]

...
*kisses ass goodbye*
*knocks him off my pants*

quit it. It was Bad enough when BN was on there.

[The MunchKING]

...
*holds finger real close*

I'm not touching you!

*casts fire 3 on him*

Neither am I.

[JCAll]

The trick is once I throw him through it, it IS a window that size. ;)
Ah.
Logical.

[Peter]

Thanks Munchy. Like I said, we're gonna have to kill time until five people are voting together, but once that happens, we can take him down.

[JCAll]

*casts fire 3 on him*

Neither am I.
*holds fire real close*
I'm not burning you!

[The MunchKING]

Ah.
Logical.
I thought so.

[JCAll]

*knocks him off my pants*

quit it. It was Bad enough when BN was on there.
But your pants taste like caramel!

[The MunchKING]

Thanks Munchy. Like I said, we're gonna have to kill time until five people are voting together, but once that happens, we can take him down.
*shrug* Bigger they are, yadda, yadda.

In the mean time you want to join YvtW: So edition.

[Peter]

Of course, Munchy, if you've still got the voting bug, you can always head down to the Pantheon game and help us whittle down some contestants :D.

[The MunchKING]

But your pants taste like caramel!
I don't care what you taste, get down there!

[JCAll]

I thought so.
Well, it's not technically a window until you put some more glass in it.
Til then it's just a hole.

[The MunchKING]

Of course, Munchy, if you've still got the voting bug, you can always head down to the Pantheon game and help us whittle down some contestants :D.
I'm still waiting on that one too.

[JCAll]

I don't care what you taste, get down there!
...
Care to rephrase?

[The MunchKING]

Well, it's not technically a window until you put some more glass in it.
Til then it's just a hole.
You can see out it can't you??

[JCAll]

Of course, Munchy, if you've still got the voting bug, you can always head down to the Pantheon game and help us whittle down some contestants :D.
Or you could go to the anti-pantheon game and take out Dan Hibiki!
Meany.

[The MunchKING]

...
Care to rephrase?
Nah I like Butchering me some Star Wars Quotes.

[JCAll]

You can see out it can't you??
Can see out a hole too.
I would know. Damn weak walls.

[The MunchKING]

Or you could go to the anti-pantheon game and take out Dan Hibiki!
Meany.
Dang skippy I am.

[JCAll]

Nah I like Butchering me some Star Wars Quotes.
It is the sport of kings.

Kings and nerds.

[Peter]

I'm still waiting on that one too.

No, itsa only 4 people, you can vote again now I think.

[JCAll]

Dang skippy I am.
You're made of peanut butter!?

[The MunchKING]

Can see out a hole too.
I would know. Damn weak walls.
Well yeah, but it can be a window without glass

[The MunchKING]

It is the sport of kings.

Kings and nerds.


Well as I'm both, that works.

[The MunchKING]

No, itsa only 4 people, you can vote again now I think.
That's no post, that's a Space station!!

[JCAll]

Well yeah, but it can be a window without glass
Yes, but One would assume that a window must be rather geometrically shaped.
Not hole shaped.

[The MunchKING]

Yes, but One would assume that a window must be rather geometrically shaped.
Not hole shaped.
They don't HAVE to be...

You know what they say about when you asssume.

[JCAll]

They don't HAVE to be...

You know what they say about when you asssume.
They say that you're generally right if the other person can only counter it with a joke older than God.

[Peter]

Do you guys even know what you're talking about anymore? :p

[JCAll]

Well as I'm both, that works.
When did you become a king?

[The MunchKING]

<-------------------

When did you become a king?



I knew you weren't as smart as me, but I didn't think you were DENSE.

[JCAll]

That's no post, that's a Space station!!
*Al Bundy voice*: That's no space station! That's my mother-in-law!

[The MunchKING]

*Al Bundy voice*: That's no space station! That's my mother-in-law!


JCall, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time??

[JCAll]

<-------------------





I knew you weren't as smart as me, but I didn't think you were DENSE.
Face.
Desk.
SLAM.

[The MunchKING]

Do you guys even know what you're talking about anymore? :p


Do we have to??

And Yes I do...

[Trulyures]

Do you guys even know what you're talking about anymore? :p
I don't think so Pete :)

[JCAll]

JCall, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time??
...
Mustn't reply to this post.

[The MunchKING]

Face.
Desk.
SLAM.
To-chey pussy gato!!

[Peter]

Do we have to??

And Yes I do...

So much for the whole no spamming thing.

Eh. I still want to try to do something cool and different for all our various Downtown threads. At least once.

[JCAll]

Do you guys even know what you're talking about anymore? :p
I don't think I ever have.
*shrug*

[JCAll]

So much for the whole no spamming thing.

Eh. I still want to try to do something cool and different for all our various Downtown threads. At least once.
It's spam, but at least it's not porn-like spam.
Much.

[The MunchKING]

...
Mustn't reply to this post.
Too late. You already did...

[Peter]

I don't think so Pete :)

I suspected not.

What do you think Tru, wouldn't it be cool to do some weird and cool stuff with these Downtown threads? Like a Haiku version of a Poetry version of a Third Person version?

Or heck, just the one thread, but split up -- the first thousand posts are Haiku, the next thousand are rhymed, the next thousand everybody speaks in third person, then the final thousand is the masquerade ball?

[JCAll]

To-chey pussy gato!!
*I have Shame*

[The MunchKING]

So much for the whole no spamming thing.

Is it Spam?? I'm just talking...

Eh. I still want to try to do something cool and different for all our various Downtown threads. At least once.


If you do, I will.

[JCAll]

Too late. You already did...
...
Only in the mechanical sense, not the technical one.

[The MunchKING]

I don't think I ever have.
*shrug*
That is because your dense.

*slams JCall's head into his desk a few more times for good measure.*

[Peter]

If you do, I will.

See post #260. I think we could do some really fun stuff with these threads, it's what they're here for.

[The MunchKING]

It's spam, but at least it's not porn-like spam.
Much.
But we could make it that way if you wanted us too...

[Peter]

That is because your dense.

*slams JCall's head into his desk a few more times for good measure.*

It's the only way to teach 'em, Munchy.

:D

[JCAll]

I suspected not.

What do you think Tru, wouldn't it be cool to do some weird and cool stuff with these Downtown threads? Like a Haiku version of a Poetry version of a Third Person version?

Or heck, just the one thread, but split up -- the first thousand posts are Haiku, the next thousand are rhymed, the next thousand everybody speaks in third person, then the final thousand is the masquerade ball?
I'd do it.

But i'm up for just about anything.
No life at all.

[Peter]

But we could make it that way if you wanted us too...

No, we talked about this in the last thread, and we'd like to try and move *away* from the sex-talk. We can be better than that.

[JCAll]

That is because your dense.

*slams JCall's head into his desk a few more times for good measure.*
HEH!

My desk didn't used to have nails in it!
Cheater :)

[Trulyures]

I suspected not.

What do you think Tru, wouldn't it be cool to do some weird and cool stuff with these Downtown threads? Like a Haiku version of a Poetry version of a Third Person version?

Or heck, just the one thread, but split up -- the first thousand posts are Haiku, the next thousand are rhymed, the next thousand everybody speaks in third person, then the final thousand is the masquerade ball?
I think anything would be more interesting than talking about nonense like these two peeps are doing...lol :D
Oh and speaking with a third person is awesome!

[The MunchKING]

I suspected not.

Bah. and Humbug.

Just cause everyone ELSE can't keep three seperate conversations straight....


What do you think Tru, wouldn't it be cool to do some weird and cool stuff with these Downtown threads? Like a Haiku version of a Poetry version of a Third Person version?

Or heck, just the one thread, but split up -- the first thousand posts are Haiku, the next thousand are rhymed, the next thousand everybody speaks in third person, then the final thousand is the masquerade ball?

Nice, but you'd have to have someway to remind people...

[JCAll]

Is it Spam?? I'm just talking...
Noise pollution.

[The MunchKING]

*I have Shame*
You are shameful.

[The MunchKING]

...
Only in the mechanical sense, not the technical one.


So you did in fact do it.

Ergo I win that disscussion.

Thank you.

[JCAll]

No, we talked about this in the last thread, and we'd like to try and move *away* from the sex-talk. We can be better than that.
But for a limited time only.
*waits*

[The MunchKING]

See post #260. I think we could do some really fun stuff with these threads, it's what they're here for.
But the problem is getting people to rember.

(or getting us to slow down enough to explain what you want us to do. ;) )

[The MunchKING]

It's the only way to teach 'em, Munchy.

:D
that's right!! He'll either learn or suffer massive Brain damage.

Sounds Win/win to me!!

[JCAll]

So you did in fact do it.

Ergo I win that disscussion.

Thank you.
I quoted the post, and made a remark about it.
But I in no way talked and any length about the contents of the post.

So technically I didn't.

[Trulyures]

You are shameful.
so are you;)

[Peter]

I think anything would be more interesting than talking about nonense like these two peeps are doing...lol :D
Oh and speaking with a third person is awesome!

They're enjoying themselves though, but still :).

Like I said, I'd like to *do* something with these threads. We'll be going through a couple every month, we might as well have some fun with them.

SoapOperus was so great because there was always something cool happening.

[The MunchKING]

I'd do it.

But i'm up for just about anything.
No life at all.
*points and Laughs*

[JCAll]

It's the only way to teach 'em, Munchy.

:D
Face Desk Slams, better than a Chuck Norris Roundhouse.

[The MunchKING]

No, we talked about this in the last thread, and we'd like to try and move *away* from the sex-talk. We can be better than that.
Yes sir!! It shall be done!!

[JCAll]

I think anything would be more interesting than talking about nonense like these two peeps are doing...lol :D
Oh and speaking with a third person is awesome!
JCAll does not speak in the third person.
His name is too annoying to type!

[The MunchKING]

I think anything would be more interesting than talking about nonense like these two peeps are doing...lol :D
Oh and speaking with a third person is awesome!
:(:(

The MunchKING is depressed that you find his posts nonsensical.

[JCAll]

You are shameful.
That too.
But only to the human race.

[Peter]

(or getting us to slow down enough to explain what you want us to do. ;) )

I'm kind of hoping you do *that* naturally.

Posting in Haiku or translating everything you say into French or whatever would force everybody to spend a little bit of time on their posts, rather than nonsensical spam.

And you'd just have to rename the thread every time. I mean, it'd be easy enough to remind people.

And for the masquerade ball, we could invite the whole board to the party.

[The MunchKING]

I quoted the post, and made a remark about it.
But I in no way talked and any length about the contents of the post.

So technically I didn't.


Shut up, you already condeded. Don't be a bad loser. ;)

[The MunchKING]

so are you;)
And proud of it babycakes.

[JCAll]

*points and Laughs*
It begs for a penis joke, it really does.

[Peter]

JCAll does not speak in the third person.
His name is too annoying to type!

Back ages ago, Yeo was feeling upset so a whole bunch of posters (Peter included) voted that we have a Yeo Day, where everybody spoke in third person and ate toast. Peter thinks it was a great success. The board never kept up the tradition, though.

[The MunchKING]

They're enjoying themselves though, but still :).

Like I said, I'd like to *do* something with these threads. We'll be going through a couple every month, we might as well have some fun with them.

SoapOperus was so great because there was always something cool happening.
And this is nothing?? We're already breaking 300 posts.

[JCAll]

that's right!! He'll either learn or suffer massive Brain damage.

Sounds Win/win to me!!
Can't damage my brain any more.

[The MunchKING]

Face Desk Slams, better than a Chuck Norris Roundhouse.
I like it.

I'll have to use them more.

[JCAll]

:(:(

The MunchKING is depressed that you find his posts nonsensical.
They make sense, they just have no meaning.

[Peter]

And this is nothing?? We're already breaking 300 posts.

300 posts of what, Munchy?

You know what I mean here.

SoapOperus was the greatest thread because it *didn't* move 300 posts an hour.

[The MunchKING]

JCAll does not speak in the third person.
His name is too annoying to type!
You know you CAN use pronouns and still be speaking in the third person.

[JCAll]

I'm kind of hoping you do *that* naturally.

Posting in Haiku or translating everything you say into French or whatever would force everybody to spend a little bit of time on their posts, rather than nonsensical spam.

And you'd just have to rename the thread every time. I mean, it'd be easy enough to remind people.

And for the masquerade ball, we could invite the whole board to the party.
Utwha etha uckfa?

[yeoman]

300 posts of what, Munchy?

You know what I mean here.

SoapOperus was the greatest thread because it *didn't* move 300 posts an hour.

No kidding. I don't even bother with this.

[The MunchKING]

I'm kind of hoping you do *that* naturally.

You'd THINK that... :)

Posting in Haiku or translating everything you say into French or whatever would force everybody to spend a little bit of time on their posts, rather than nonsensical spam.


You'd think that.

Besides, I'd probably just go for an Out raaaaaaaaaaaageeeeous French Accent instead. ;)

And you'd just have to rename the thread every time. I mean, it'd be easy enough to remind people.

Gordon doesn't want to keep up with this ANYWAY, now he's on rename duties??

And for the masquerade ball, we could invite the whole board to the party.

fun. But I doubt many will show up.

[The MunchKING]

They make sense, they just have no meaning.
That's deep. Real deep.

[yeoman]

JCAll does not speak in the third person.
His name is too annoying to type!

Don't steal The Yeo's schtick.

Except on Yeo Day, then it is appropriate.

[JCAll]

Shut up, you already condeded. Don't be a bad loser. ;)
When did I concede!? I admit to nothing!

Al lies and false propoganda!

[JCAll]

Don't steal The Yeo's schtick.

Except on Yeo Day, then it is appropriate.
When is Yeo Day?

[Trulyures]

:(:(

The MunchKING is depressed that you find his posts nonsensical.
good nonsense :) You know I lava you*muah* *gives a samurai sword* crafted especially by me :D

[The MunchKING]

300 posts of what, Munchy?

You know what I mean here.

SoapOperus was the greatest thread because it *didn't* move 300 posts an hour.


You are correct. Of course.

But Nemo and Slayven aren't here. Much Less Sandman and Watcher.

[Peter]

Gordon doesn't want to keep up with this ANYWAY, now he's on rename duties??

Gordon is following, and anyway -- he's in charge of deleting and restarting the thread, why would changing its name be such a problem?



fun. But I doubt many will show up.

More fun for us then. We have enough posters.

And anyway, the *reason* people avoid this thread -- ie, why there's less people here than there ever was in SO -- was because of this pointless spam. People don't even bother reading this thread, because there's nothing here worth reading. And c'mon, that's the truth.

We could change that, right?

[The MunchKING]

Don't steal The Yeo's schtick.

Except on Yeo Day, then it is appropriate.

Only 3 more days...

[JCAll]

You know you CAN use pronouns and still be speaking in the third person.
'His' is a pronoun.

[The MunchKING]

good nonsense :) You know I lava you*muah* *gives a samurai sword* crafted especially by me :D
Aweee... How touching...

I will use this to Slay GINO for you.

[yeoman]

Back ages ago, Yeo was feeling upset so a whole bunch of posters (Peter included) voted that we have a Yeo Day, where everybody spoke in third person and ate toast. Peter thinks it was a great success. The board never kept up the tradition, though.

Did for a couple months though.

Oh, but Yeo surlely never deserved such a thing. He's obvously a vile person for daring to have fun by suggesting in a ludicrous manner that people vote for him on CotM.

Because CotM is so sacred that the guy running it will change his vote back and forth to make sure a Rumbler doesn't win.

[Peter]

No kidding. I don't even bother with this.

Exactly, Munchy and JCAll -- this right here is the reason we have to change our posting attitudes, at least to this thread.

People don't bother with this thread, and they did when it was SO.

[JCAll]

300 posts of what, Munchy?

You know what I mean here.

SoapOperus was the greatest thread because it *didn't* move 300 posts an hour.
Then we need a plan.
A plan that doesn't involve poetry :)

[Peter]

When is Yeo Day?

I think it's like the first weekend in every month. We've got one coming up, whatever that's worth.

[Trulyures]

Can't damage my brain any more.
I forgot you had one ;)

[The MunchKING]

Gordon is following, and anyway -- he's in charge of deleting and restarting the thread, why would changing its name be such a problem?



I dunno, more work for him?



More fun for us then. We have enough posters.

And anyway, the *reason* people avoid this thread -- ie, why there's less people here than there ever was in SO -- was because of this pointless spam. People don't even bother reading this thread, because there's nothing here worth reading. And c'mon, that's the truth.

We could change that, right?

I could. Yes.

But would Hiakus (especially my very bad attempts at them) really make anything better??