Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Anthony Johanson]

Blink for starters.

*blinks*

Okay, now what?

[The Dog]

That's it Dog, we're gettin' to him :D.

Yes! You must yield to the power of the gay, or at least bisexual, side Sarc.

[Sean McClain]

*blinks*

Okay, now what?
Buy a Vigoorian Flail from Cleric.

I'm pretty sure he has one.

[Captain Sarcasm]

*blinks*

Okay, now what?

Co-sign this loan.

*Hands Anthony some papers.*

[Captain Sarcasm]

Yes! You must yield to the power of the gay, or at least bisexual, side Sarc.

NEVAR!

*Has sex with fifteen hot, large-breasted women. At the same time.*

[Anthony Johanson]

Buy a Vigoorian Flail from Cleric.

I'm pretty sure he has one.

Why can't you do it?

[Anthony Johanson]

Co-sign this loan.

*Hands Anthony some papers.*

What exactly do these papers mean?

[Sean McClain]

Why can't you do it?
Fine, I will.

And when I have a Vigoorian Flail, you won't have one.

Seriously though, that was a badass weapon.

[The Dog]

*cracks whip*

Hush, you.

Yay, Peter's using my whip!

[Captain Sarcasm]

What exactly do these papers mean?

They mean 'Sign it already!'

[Peter]

NEVAR!

*Has sex with fifteen hot, large-breasted women. At the same time.*

*that turn out to be men*

[Peter]

They mean 'Sign it already!'

Yeah, that trip to Fiji can't wait for much longer... ....

.... uh, never mind.

[Anthony Johanson]

Fine, I will.

And when I have a Vigoorian Flail, you won't have one.

Seriously though, that was a badass weapon.

Meh, I personally don't want one, so if you want one, get one.

[Captain Sarcasm]

*that turn out to be men*

...

...that doesn't make the slightest bit of sense.

[Anthony Johanson]

They mean 'Sign it already!'

How do I know what will happen when I sign it?

[Sean McClain]

Meh, I personally don't want one, so if you want one, get one.
All the badassedness of a scythe combined with the portability of nunchaku.

The perfect weapon.

[Captain Sarcasm]

How do I know what will happen when I sign it?

Don't you worry about what'll happen. Let me worry about blank.

[Peter]

...

...that doesn't make the slightest bit of sense.

Uh...

*cracks whip*

Hush, you.

[The Dog]

...

...that doesn't make the slightest bit of sense.

Yeah it does. It means those women your having sex with...

Are men.

Now, BOW BEFORE THE GAY, OR AT LEAST BISEXUAL, SIDE!

[Anthony Johanson]

All the badassedness of a scythe combined with the portability of nunchaku.

The perfect weapon.

Scythe-chucks?

[Sean McClain]

Don't you worry about what'll happen. Let me worry about blank.
Don't do it!

He's trying to rob you of your money. Then he'll sick killer robots on your ass to beat you up and take your medicine for fuel.

Then he'll charge you more for Robot Insurance.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Yeah it does. It means those women your having sex with...

Are men.

Even peter agrees with me!

Now, BOW BEFORE THE GAY, OR AT LEAST BISEXUAL, SIDE!

Not yet. Not until I, in the real world, sleep with at least one actual woman.

[Anthony Johanson]

Don't you worry about what'll happen. Let me worry about blank.

That's what I'm worried about.

[Sean McClain]

Scythe-chucks?
Ever played Ninja Gaiden?

In the mausoleum before you go in the tomb to fight the floating eyeballs and the super-zombies, you find the Vigoorian Flail.

Basically, bladed nunchaku.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Don't do it!

He's trying to rob you of your money. Then he'll sick killer robots on your ass to beat you up and take your medicine for fuel.

Then he'll charge you more for Robot Insurance.

No, but that's a much better idea.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ever played Ninja Gaiden?

In the mausoleum before you go in the tomb to fight the floating eyeballs and the super-zombies, you find the Vigoorian Flail.

Basically, bladed nunchaku.

Nope, never played Ninja Gaiden, however the idea sounds cool.

[Peter]

No, but that's a much better idea.

Yeah, I like that one too.

[Peter]

Now, BOW BEFORE THE GAY, OR AT LEAST BISEXUAL, SIDE!

Yeah, it's sort of like the dark side of the Force, except with more lycra and better fashion sense.

[Anthony Johanson]

No, but that's a much better idea.

*sighs* Fine. *signs papers*

What cruel torture will I be inflicted upon now?

[Peter]

Basically, bladed nunchaku.

How on Earth would you use a weapon like that? Wouldn't it cut your own hands off every time you went to use it?

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah, it's sort of like the dark side of the Force, except with more lycra and better fashion sense.

But the Dark Side has cookies...

[Captain Sarcasm]

Yeah, I like that one too.

Whoot!!!!!

[Sean McClain]

Nope, never played Ninja Gaiden, however the idea sounds cool.
If you've got an Xbox (360), I would go and get the Ninja Gaiden Black version.

The same game, but with the extra Hurricane Pack content, and lots more mockery of you by Team Ninja.

[The Dog]

Yeah, it's sort of like the dark side of the Force, except with more lycra and better fashion sense.

And more man-on-man buttsecks.

[Sean McClain]

No, but that's a much better idea.
Damn, now I need a new plan for Cobra Commander by next Tuesday.

[Anthony Johanson]

If you've got an Xbox (360), I would go and get the Ninja Gaiden Black version.

The same game, but with the extra Hurricane Pack content, and lots more mockery of you by Team Ninja.

I'm saving up for a PS3, so it's a minor sacrifice.

[Sean McClain]

How on Earth would you use a weapon like that? Wouldn't it cut your own hands off every time you went to use it?
Not if you use . . .

TELEKINESIS!

[Peter]

And more man-on-man buttsecks.

Yeah, I wasn't going to mention that.

People have too much sex, particularly gay people. I protest by having none.

[Anthony Johanson]

Damn, now I need a new plan for Cobra Commander by next Tuesday.

Carve your face into the moon to blow up the earth?

[Sean McClain]

I'm saving up for a PS3, so it's a minor sacrifice.
I myself am going for the Nintendo Go first.

PS3 next. And I may not even touch that 360 quagmire.

[Peter]

Not if you use . . .

TELEKINESIS!

Heh. Your web-fu is weak.

:D

[Sean McClain]

Carve your face into the moon to blow up the earth?
Nope, this time we're gonna engrave Cobra Commander's ass into the moon.

A full moon indeed. :D

[Peter]

And anyway, if you've got telekinesis, why on Earth are you using complicated weaponry?

[Sean McClain]

Heh. Your web-fu is weak.

:D

Weakness is you.

[The Dog]

Yeah, I wasn't going to mention that.

People have too much sex, particularly gay people. I protest by having none.

Awwww... :(

Looks like I've got to go to the straight side for a tick.

But first... *grabs Peter's ass*

Sorry, couldn't help myself. :p

[Captain Sarcasm]

And anyway, if you've got telekinesis, why on Earth are you using complicated weaponry?

To look cool. :cool:

I'm out, y'all, gotta get some food. Later.

[Anthony Johanson]

I myself am going for the Nintendo Go first.

PS3 next. And I may not even touch that 360 quagmire.

I stopped purchasing most nintendo (excluding the handheld systems) due to the disaster known as gamecube.

[Sean McClain]

And anyway, if you've got telekinesis, why on Earth are you using complicated weaponry?
Simple weaponry is too complicated.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Yeah, I wasn't going to mention that.

People have too much sex, particularly gay people. I protest by having none.

WOO-HOO!

I mean...

...I fully support your abstenence, as a friend.



Woo-hoo!

[Anthony Johanson]

Nope, this time we're gonna engrave Cobra Commander's ass into the moon.

A full moon indeed. :D

Will there be neon lights?

[Sean McClain]

I stopped purchasing most nintendo (excluding the handheld systems) due to the disaster known as gamecube.
Super Smash Bros. Melee disagrees with you.

[yeoman]

But not to the capacity that you used to, and that's what I meant.


I don't know how you found out about that but I told her it had never happened before or since and I damn well meant it.

Now who want sto join the Yeo side of the force? We have ice cream and soda.

And orbital weapon's platforms.

[Anthony Johanson]

Simple weaponry is too complicated.

So complicated weaponary is too simple?

[yeoman]

Super Smash Bros. Melee disagrees with you.

Yeah, GC rocks. No load times on multi-platform games too. Now the 64, that was a fetid pile of crap.

[Sean McClain]

Will there be neon lights?
Yep, it'll say, "The Moon - Cobra Commander wuz Here!"

[Sean McClain]

So complicated weaponary is too simple?
Hit the nail on the head.

Not with TK though, too simple and complicated.

[Anthony Johanson]

Super Smash Bros. Melee disagrees with you.

That was about the only good game on there. Well, there was also Wind Waker.

[Peter]

Weakness is you.

ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US.

[Sean McClain]

Yeah, GC rocks. No load times on multi-platform games too. Now the 64, that was a fetid pile of crap.
This is true, but the Nintendo Go (or Revolution or whatever) will kick much ass due to the Wi-Fi and the downloadable catalog of past games.

[Peter]

Awwww... :(

Looks like I've got to go to the straight side for a tick.

But first... *grabs Peter's ass*

Sorry, couldn't help myself. :p

Go where the mood takes you :).

[Anthony Johanson]

Hit the nail on the head.

Not with TK though, too simple and complicated.

Therefore it creates perfect balence.

[Peter]

I don't know how you found out about that but I told her it had never happened before or since and I damn well meant it.

Now who want sto join the Yeo side of the force? We have ice cream and soda.

And orbital weapon's platforms.

Well, that certainly beats the lycra and buttsecks.

[Sean McClain]

ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US.

ALL YOUR GAY ARE BELONG TO ASS!

[The Dog]

Go where the mood takes you :).

Alright. And my mood is currently taking me to naked women. And Doritos.

You know, forget the Doritos. I'll just take the naked women.

[Anthony Johanson]

ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

[Sean McClain]

That was about the only good game on there. Well, there was also Wind Waker.
Metroid Prime, SA2: Battle, F-Zero GX, Animal Crossing, Pikmin, Donkey Konga.

[Peter]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Ahem.

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

[The Dog]

Ahem.

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

I concur:

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Metroid Prime, SA2: Battle, F-Zero GX, Animal Crossing, Pikmin, Donkey Konga.

Never got to play Donkey Kong, didn't like Animal Crossing and Pikmin. Didn't get to play Metroid Prime. SA2 was okay, and F-Zero GX was good.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ahem.

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

[Sean McClain]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

MOVE IT, GROOVE IT
MOVE IT, GROOVE IT

YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT BABY
IT'S CALLED FDA!

MOVE IT, GROOVE IT
MOVE IT, GROOVE IT

FORGET JUSTICE
TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG!

[Anthony Johanson]

MOVE IT, GROOVE IT
MOVE IT, GROOVE IT

YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT BABY
IT'S CALLED FDA!

MOVE IT, GROOVE IT
MOVE IT, GROOVE IT

FORGET JUSTICE
TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG!

Righty-o...

[Peter]

Yeah, that kinda blew the weirdness-meter out of the water.

[The Dog]

Yeah, that kinda blew the weirdness-meter out of the water.

*Holding a pile of broken parts*

And then broke it, put it back together, and broke it again.

[Sean McClain]

Yeah, that kinda blew the weirdness-meter out of the water.
oNCE AGAIN, i CLAIM VICTORY!

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah, that kinda blew the weirdness-meter out of the water.

We will rebuild it. Bigger, stronger, less explody.

[Peter]

oNCE AGAIN, i CLAIM VICTORY!

iT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU TURNED YOUR CAPS-LOCK BUTTON OFF, THOUGH.

i'M JUST SAYIN'.

:D

[Sean McClain]

iT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU TURNED YOUR CAPS-LOCK BUTTON OFF, THOUGH.

i'M JUST SAYIN'.

:D
NEVERez! :D

[Anthony Johanson]

iT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU TURNED YOUR CAPS-LOCK BUTTON OFF, THOUGH.

i'M JUST SAYIN'.

:D

Pwned by the caps lock.

[Peter]

Pwned by the caps lock.

The great thing about fighting Sean is that generally, he'll pwn himself regardless of what you do or don't do against him.

:D

[Sean McClain]

Pwned by the caps lock.
nOTHING PWNS MEs.

[Sean McClain]

The great thing about fighting Sean is that generally, he'll pwn himself regardless of what you do or don't do against him.

:D
dAMN MY DAMMEDNESs!

[Peter]

nOTHING PWNS MEs.

What about people? Does anybody pwn you as well?

[Anthony Johanson]

The great thing about fighting Sean is that generally, he'll pwn himself regardless of what you do or don't do against him.

:D

It's like he has an auto-fail aura.

[The Dog]

The great thing about fighting Sean is that generally, he'll pwn himself regardless of what you do or don't do against him.

:D

Peter pwns Sean. :D

[Peter]

It's like he has an auto-fail aura.

Which is a great thing for an opponent to have.

[Peter]

Peter pwns Sean. :D

I'm all about the pwnage.

[Anthony Johanson]

nOTHING PWNS MEs.

Unfortunately, when you are put up against another person, you tend to get pwned.

[Anthony Johanson]

Which is a great thing for an opponent to have.

Up until it backfires.

[Sean McClain]

Peter pwns Sean. :D
*reverses pwning with . . .

SUPERPOWERS! (ooooOOOOOoooo)

[Peter]

Unfortunately, when you are put up against another person, you tend to get pwned.

By yourself, no less.

;)

[Anthony Johanson]

By yourself, no less.

;)

Which is an amazing feat.

[Sean McClain]

By yourself, no less.

;)
Corporal Von Sphotts hates me.

[The Dog]

I'm all about the pwnage.

Do you pwn me? I really need to know.

[Peter]

*reverses pwning with . . .

SUPERPOWERS! (ooooOOOOOoooo)

*counters with...

SUPER SEXINESS!

[Peter]

Do you pwn me? I really need to know.

I don't think I do.

[The Dog]

*counters with...

SUPER SEXINESS!

Peter Super Sexiness pwns your super powers!

*grabs Peter's ass*

Because I know it pwns me!

Yes, I've returned back to the gay side of my bisexuality.

[Sean McClain]

*counters with...

SUPER SEXINESS!
Counters with . . .

TEH HYPER HOTNESS!

[The Dog]

I don't think I do.

Awwww, I was hoping you did. I so like you pwning me. ;)

[Peter]

Counters with . . .

TEH HYPER HOTNESS!

Counters with...

MIGHTY MALENESS!

[Peter]

Peter Super Sexiness pwns your super powers!

*grabs Peter's ass*

Because I know it pwns me!

Yes, I've returned back to the gay side of my bisexuality.

Damn man, you swing more than a sexually-confused pendulum clock.

[Sean McClain]

Counters with...

MIGHTY MALENESS!
Counters with . . .

THE AWESOME POWERS OF ARES, MANLIEST OF THE GREEK GODS!

[Peter]

Counters with . . .

THE AWESOME POWERS OF ARES, MANLIEST OF THE GREEK GODS!

Counters with...

SOMETHING IN THE THESAURUS!

[The Dog]

Damn man, you swing more than a sexually-confused pendulum clock.

*Opens chest, revealing a pendulum that is swinging sporadically from pointing at gay or straight*

How did you know that's what regulates my sexuality?

[Phrozen]

Counters with . . .

THE AWESOME POWERS OF ARES, MANLIEST OF THE GREEK GODS!

Ares was a wimp in classical Greek myth.

[Peter]

*Opens chest, revealing a pendulum that is swinging sporadically from pointing at gay or straight*

How did you know that's what regulates my sexuality?

X-ray vision. Part of the whole 'gaydar' thing.

[BigJayStudd]

Ares was a wimp in classical Greek myth.

Didn't the dude get put in a fucking jar?

[Sean McClain]

Counters with...

SOMETHING IN THE THESAURUS!
slashes back with . . .

AN ENTRY IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA AND THE DICTIONARY!

[Peter]

Ares was a wimp in classical Greek myth.

It's far more amusing that Sean doesn't know that.

:D

[The Dog]

X-ray vision. Part of the whole 'gaydar' thing.

I see.

Do you think you can fix my sexuality pendulum so it swings normally?

[Sean McClain]

It's far more amusing that Sean doesn't know that.

:D
Everybody's against me.

Even me. :(

[Anthony Johanson]

It's far more amusing that Sean doesn't know that.

:D

Another fine example of Sean pwning himself.

[Peter]

slashes back with . . .

AN ENTRY IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA AND THE DICTIONARY!

Retaliates by...

THROWING THE DICTIONARY AT SEAN!

[The Dog]

Ares was a wimp in classical Greek myth.

Wimp he may have been, but the guy knew how to get laid.

[Peter]

I see.

Do you think you can fix my sexuality pendulum so it swings normally?

Why yes, I'd very much like to fix your pendulum.

:D

[Peter]

Another fine example of Sean pwning himself.

He's just so good at it.

[Sean McClain]

Retaliates by...

THROWING THE DICTIONARY AT SEAN!
parries by . . .

VAPORISING THE DICTIONARY AND HURLING THE ENCYCLOPEDIA PLAYGIRLICA AT PETER!

[Peter]

Wimp he may have been, but the guy knew how to get laid.

They were the Greek gods, remember? It was mostly by people he was related to.

[The Dog]

Why yes, I'd very much like to fix your pendulum.

:D

Why thank you. I've been meaning to have my pendulum fixed for quite a while now, but couldn't find the right person to fix it.

[Peter]

parries by . . .

VAPORISING THE DICTIONARY AND HURLING THE ENCYCLOPEDIA PLAYGIRLICA AT PETER!

Laughs as...

THE PLAYGIRLICA BOUNCES INEFFECTUALLY OFF PETER, AND REBOUNDS BACK AT SEAN!

[Ghost_rider_x3]

..................................This makes no sense........................................

[Sean McClain]

Laughs as...

THE PLAYGIRLICA BOUNCES INEFFECTUALLY OFF PETER, AND REBOUNDS BACK AT SEAN!
pops and locks out of its path as I throw . . .

EVERY COPY OF NORTHSTAR/ICEMAN FANFICTION EVER CREATED, EVER!

[Peter]

..................................This makes no sense........................................

Yeah, at the moment, that's kinda the point.

[Peter]

pops and locks out of its path as I throw . . .

EVERY COPY OF NORTHSTAR/ICEMAN FANFICTION EVER CREATED, EVER!

Little does Sean know...

PETER'S ALREADY READ ALL OF THEM, AND IS DULLED TO THE POWER OF SLASH FANFIC.

Particularly with Northstar, I mean, elf-ears? I don't think so.

[Sean McClain]

Yeah, at the moment, that's kinda the point.
There's a point?

I thought you guys were just making fun of me.

[Peter]

There's a point?

I thought you guys were just making fun of me.

Well yeah, because you pwned yourself at least 5 times in the last hour.

I mean, that's pretty humiliating.

[Anthony Johanson]

There's a point?

I thought you guys were just making fun of me.

Why would I do that?

[Sean McClain]

Little does Sean know...

PETER'S ALREADY READ ALL OF THEM, AND IS DULLED TO THE POWER OF SLASH FANFIC.

Particularly with Northstar, I mean, elf-ears? I don't think so.
counters with . . .

JUGHEAD JONES/ SAURON THE DARK LORD/ SMAUG THE OLD DRAGON/ BENDER/ VACUUM CLEANER/ RANDOM MONKEY/ SAMUEL L. JACKSON FANFICTION!

[Peter]

Why would I do that?

Wow Anthony, you just beat Munchy in terms of the most prolific poster on this thread. Congrats!

[Sean McClain]

Why would I do that?
Everyone else was, and you just wanted to be popular.

That's the theory I use at school.

[Peter]

counters with . . .

JUGHEAD JONES/ SAURON THE DARK LORD/ SMAUG THE OLD DRAGON/ BENDER/ VACUUM CLEANER/ RANDOM MONKEY/ SAMUEL L. JACKSON FANFICTION!

Wow. Peter is impressed such fanfic exists, but instead, retaliates by...

MAKING SEAN'S DESKTOP A FANART PICTURE OF THE TRANSFORMERS GETTIN' IT ON!

[Anthony Johanson]

Everyone else was, and you just wanted to be popular.

That's the theory I use at school.

Popularity doesn't appeal to me.

[Anthony Johanson]

Wow Anthony, you just beat Munchy in terms of the most prolific poster on this thread. Congrats!

Thanks, beating Munch was by no means an easy feat.

[Peter]

Thanks, beating Munch was by no means an easy feat.

He'll be back to reclaim his title by tonight, though...

[Sean McClain]

Wow. Peter is impressed such fanfic exists, but instead, retaliates by...

MAKING SEAN'S DESKTOP A FANART PICTURE OF THE TRANSFORMERS GETTIN' IT ON!
I had that one, it was called Transformers Rap Battle.

counters with . . .

A HORRIFIYING POP EXAM ON EVERY MUSCLE, EVERY BONE, EVERY ORGAN AND CELL IN THE HUMAN BODY . . . AND FUNCTIONS!

[The Dog]

Hey Peter, aren't you going to fix my pendulum?

[Anthony Johanson]

He'll be back to reclaim his title by tonight, though...

Doesn't matter, I will enjoy my short time at the top.

[Peter]

Hey Peter, aren't you going to fix my pendulum?

I have a very busy schedule, Dog. At the moment I'm warring with Sean, it'll have to wait until later tonight.

Much later.

*saucy wink*

[Peter]

I had that one, it was called Transformers Rap Battle.

counters with . . .

A HORRIFIYING POP EXAM ON EVERY MUSCLE, EVERY BONE, EVERY ORGAN AND CELL IN THE HUMAN BODY . . . AND FUNCTIONS!

Calls in sick, and counters with...

A POP EXAM ON ADVANCED AERODYNAMIC AND NUCLEAR PHYSICS!

I didn't take biology anyway.

[Sean McClain]

Calls in sick, and counters with...

A POP EXAM ON ADVANCED AERODYNAMIC AND NUCLEAR PHYSICS!

I didn't take biology anyway.
aces the test and counters with . . .

A HORDE OF JIGGLE BILLYS, WHO ALL WANT TO COMMENCE THE JIGGLING WITH YOU . . . INSIDE A HORSE'S ANUS!

[The Dog]

I have a very busy schedule, Dog. At the moment I'm warring with Sean, it'll have to wait until later tonight.

Much later.

*saucy wink*

*Pouts* Awww, alright.

*smiles slyly* I'll be waiting.

[Peter]

aces the test and counters with . . .

A HORDE OF JIGGLE BILLYS, WHO ALL WANT TO COMMENCE THE JIGGLING WITH YOU . . . INSIDE A HORSE'S ANUS!

:eek:

SETS FIRE TO THE BILLYS, THEN SETS THE HORSE FREE.

EW.

[Chrosis]

aces the test and counters with . . .

A HORDE OF JIGGLE BILLYS, WHO ALL WANT TO COMMENCE THE JIGGLING WITH YOU . . . INSIDE A HORSE'S ANUS!

*snaps fingers, turning Sean into dust*

Good lord man!

[Peter]

*snaps fingers, turning Sean into dust*

Good lord man!

Yeah, that one was a little extreme.

[Sean McClain]

:eek:

SETS FIRE TO THE BILLYS, THEN SETS THE HORSE FREE.

EW.
cages the horse and . . .

LOCKS PETER IN AN INESCAPABLE ROOM WITH HAPPY-TIME HARRY FOR TWELVE HOURS!

[Sean McClain]

*snaps fingers, turning Sean into dust*

Good lord man!
*reforms from dust into Powdered Toast*

Meh.

[Anthony Johanson]

*snaps fingers, turning Sean into dust*

Good lord man!

Not this again.

[The Dog]

cages the horse and . . .

LOCKS PETER IN AN INESCAPABLE ROOM WITH HAPPY-TIME HARRY FOR TWELVE HOURS!

*Makes an escape route from the room for Peter, then turns and rips out Sean's heart*

HEY! He's got to fix my pendulum!

[Peter]

cages the horse and . . .

LOCKS PETER IN AN INESCAPABLE ROOM WITH HAPPY-TIME HARRY FOR TWELVE HOURS!

Grins and...

USES HARRY'S HEAD TO SMASH DOWN THE WALL, BEFORE THROWING HIM AT SEAN!

[Sean McClain]

Grins and...

USES HARRY'S HEAD TO SMASH DOWN THE WALL, BEFORE THROWING HIM AT SEAN!
Takes Harry, turns him etheral, and . . .

PLUNGES HARRY DEEP WITHIN PETER TO HAUNT HIS BRAIN WITH SUICIDAL, DRUNKEN, KNIFE-HAND-Y THOUGHTS FOREVERMORE!

[Sean McClain]

Not this again.
As I said . . .

Meh!

[Anthony Johanson]

As I said . . .

Meh!

I'm going to take a short leave until this ceases.

[Sean McClain]

I'm going to take a short leave until this ceases.
What, the color fight or the Uber-Goober dusting people?

[Anthony Johanson]

What, the color fight or the Uber-Goober dusting people?
Both of them.

[Captain Sarcasm]

*The space-time continuum is torn violently asunder.*

SARC HAS RETURNED, MORTALS! COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE AND THEN KILL YOURSELVES!

Oooh, ruffles! *Wanders over to the snack table.*

[Sean McClain]

*The space-time continuum is torn violently asunder.*

SARC HAS RETURNED, MORTALS! COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE AND THEN KILL YOURSELVES!

Oooh, ruffles! *Wanders over to the snack table.*
Fear the Space-Time thread and needle kit.

[The Dog]

ENOUGH!

I am SICK and TIRED of this! You two will STOP THIS SENSELESS BICKERING AND MAKE UP! If you don't, I SWEAR I SHALL UNLEASH A NEVER-ENDING TORRENT OF MISERY AND DISPAIR THAT WILL RIP THY VERY SOUL ASUNDER UPON YOU SEAN, FOR BEGINNING THIS STUPID LITTLE FIGHT! YOU WILL BEG ME TO END THE SUFFERING BUT IT SHALL FALL UPON DEAF EARS! FOR YOU DISGUST ME BEYOND REASONABLE THOUGH SEAN, WITH YOUR POINTLESS FIGHTING AND SQUABBLING, AS IF YOU WERE SOME CHILD WANTING A PIECE OF CANDY! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

Also, when shall you be repairing my pendulum Peter dear?

[Sean McClain]

ENOUGH!

I am SICK and TIRED of this! You two will STOP THIS SENSELESS BICKERING AND MAKE UP! If you don't, I SWEAR I SHALL UNLEASH A NEVER-ENDING TORRENT OF MISERY AND DISPAIR THAT WILL RIP THY VERY SOUL ASUNDER UPON YOU SEAN, FOR BEGINNING THIS STUPID LITTLE FIGHT! YOU WILL BEG ME TO END THE SUFFERING BUT IT SHALL FALL UPON DEAF EARS! FOR YOU DISGUST ME BEYOND REASONABLE THOUGH SEAN, WITH YOUR POINTLESS FIGHTING AND SQUABBLING, AS IF YOU WERE SOME CHILD WANTING A PIECE OF CANDY! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

Also, when shall you be repairing my pendulum Peter dear?
Sure I do.

I disgust everyone who knows me even slightly.

Just some thing that I do apparently.

*apologizes to Peter for reasons unknown*

[Anthony Johanson]

Finally, it's over.

[The Dog]

Finally, it's over.

The power Psycho-Dog wins again!

[Captain Sarcasm]

Sure I do.

I disgust everyone who knows me even slightly.

Just some thing that I do apparently.

*apologizes to Peter for reasons unknown*

*Also apologizes to Peter. Not for any real reason, he just can't stand to think of him feeling bad.*

[Anthony Johanson]

The power Psycho-Dog wins again!

Anthony thanks you, as the color battle was starting to give him a headache.

[The Dog]

Anthony thanks you, as the color battle was starting to give him a headache.

Yes, but Peter has left, and Dog has noone to fix his pendulum. *opens chest to reveal a pendulum* And this random swinging is getting on my nerves.

[Tami]

Yes, but Peter has left, and Dog has noone to fix his pendulum. *opens chest to reveal a pendulum* And this random swinging is getting on my nerves.

Maybe your weight/counterweight are off balanced. You might want to consider replacing them.

[The Dog]

Maybe your weight/counterweight are off balanced. You might want to consider replacing them.

Ahhh, thank you. I'll get Peter to check that out when he fixes it. Until then...

*turns off the pendulum, leaving it hanging straight down*

I'll just leave it like that.

[Chrosis]

Ahhh, thank you. I'll get Peter to check that out when he fixes it. Until then...

*turns off the pendulum, leaving it hanging straight down*

I'll just leave it like that.

Touche, my friend.

[Trystenn]

The F*ck is going on?

[The Dog]

The F*ck is going on?

Honestly, I have no idea.

However, I do know I'm waiting for Peter to fix my pendulum.

[Anthony Johanson]

The F*ck is going on?

A lot of things.

[Trystenn]

Honestly, I have no idea.

However, I do know I'm waiting for Peter to fix my pendulum.
Some kind of sexuality pendulum isnt it?

[Trystenn]

A lot of things.
So totally didnt help my fragile little mind.

[Anthony Johanson]

So totally didnt help my fragile little mind.

Too much to explain. All I remember is a color war of epic proportions, sexuality discussions, and a few other things.

[Phrozen]

I have a fix for Dogs problems.

Her name is Lucy Pinder:
http://static.flickr.com/32/52407679_9395021beb.jpg

[Trystenn]

Too much to explain. All I remember is a color war of epic proportions, sexuality discussions, and a few other things.
So buisness as usual?

[Trystenn]

I have a fix for Dogs problems.

Her name is Lucy Pinder:
http://static.flickr.com/32/52407679_9395021beb.jpg
Yowza, i think i might actually be straighter.

[Anthony Johanson]

So buisness as usual?

Pretty well.

[Phrozen]

Yowza, i think i might actually be straighter.

Do you like Vida too?

http://images.finheaven.com/photo/data/500/medium/665Vida_Guerra66.jpg

[Trystenn]

Do you like Vida too?

http://images.finheaven.com/photo/data/500/medium/665Vida_Guerra66.jpg
You know i actually have the hugest crush on her, i realized it when i found out i could identify Vida Guerra soley by her behind.

[Trystenn]

Pretty well.
Odd how that actually seems like bizniz.

[Anthony Johanson]

Odd how that actually seems like bizniz.

On these threads, anything is buisness.

[The Dog]

Do you like Vida too?

http://images.finheaven.com/photo/data/500/medium/665Vida_Guerra66.jpg

Great damn!

*The Pendulum turns itself back on and begins moving normally*

Thanks Phrozen.

*The pendulum gets stuck on the Straight side, and I close my chest*

Oh well, it'll fix itself later. Thanks for the assist Phroze.

[Trystenn]

Great damn!

*The Pendulum turns itself back on and begins moving normally*

Thanks Phrozen.

*The pendulum gets stuck on the Straight side, and I close my chest*

Oh well, it'll fix itself later. Thanks for the assist Phroze.
You know she had an entire magazine dedicated to her, no ads, nothing but pictures of her.

[Phrozen]

*clones a bunch of Vida Guerreas, Lucy Pinders, and Kelly Hus*

[Anthony Johanson]

You know she had an entire magazine dedicated to her, no ads, nothing but pictures of her.

Wowza, I'm sure those sold well.

[Trystenn]

Wowza, I'm sure those sold well.
I think i have like 7 lying around here somewhere...

[The Dog]

You know she had an entire magazine dedicated to her, no ads, nothing but pictures of her.

Where may I aquire this magazine?

[Chrosis]

Where may I aquire this magazine?

*snatches magazine*

Uber-Goober strikes again!!!

[Trystenn]

Where may I aquire this magazine?
hmm it should still be seeling, go to anywhere they sell magz at, trust me with an @$$ that big, you wont miss it.

[Anthony Johanson]

I think i have like 7 lying around here somewhere...

Lucky b******...

[Sean McClain]

hmm it should still be seeling, go to anywhere they sell magz at, trust me with an @$$ that big, you wont miss it.
How does she put on pants with an ass that big?

[Trystenn]

Lucky b******...
Thats the beauty of living in Americ son.

[Trystenn]

How does she put on pants with an ass that big?
Lots and lots of baby oil i hope...

[Sean McClain]

Lots and lots of baby oil i hope...
In broad daylight?

[The Dog]

How does she put on pants with an ass that big?

She buys pants which accomidate her big ass.

[Sean McClain]

She buys pants which accomidate her big ass.
No, they have to manufacture special custom pants to hug her sweet buns just right.

[Trystenn]

In broad daylight?
Oohohoho Yeah...

[Anthony Johanson]

Thats the beauty of living in Americ son.

Canada, America, not much difference.

[Trystenn]

Canada, America, not much difference.
I dunno, me and my friends were having a discussion on how we dont trust Canada...


I mean dude you guys are so quiet up there, no one really knows what your up too, your like the Columbine kids, one day you guys are gonna snap and start screaming



AHAHAHAHAAH WE GONNA BOMB EVERYONE YOU F*CKERS!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

I dunno, me and my friends were having a discussion on how we dont trust Canada...


I mean dude you guys are so quiet up there, no one really knows what your up too, your like the Columbine kids, one day you guys are gonna snap and start screaming



AHAHAHAHAAH WE GONNA BOMB EVERYONE YOU F*CKERS!!!

Eh, we could just wait for the U.S to burn itself out. Besides, we don't have the military resources to do that. Finally, Canada isn't going to go batshit crazy anytime soon.

[Trystenn]

Eh, we could just wait for the U.S to burn itself out. Besides, we don't have the military resources to do that. Finally, Canada isn't going to go batshit crazy anytime soon.
I dont know, i mean you guys are awful nice and quiet...

[Sean McClain]

I dont know, i mean you guys are awful nice and quiet...
That's just what they want you to think.

Just like Mario, always plotting.

[Anthony Johanson]

I dont know, i mean you guys are awful nice and quiet...

Only on the outside, when rush hour hits Toronto, its becomes really loud and such. We canadians have no reason to attack the U.S, so no worries. :)

[Trystenn]

That's just what they want you to think.

Just like Mario, always plotting.
Exactly, i think they have files for all of us...

[Anthony Johanson]

Exactly, i think they have files for all of us...

*smacks Trystenn over the head with a moose antler*

No, bad Trystenn!

[Trystenn]

Only on the outside, when rush hour hits Toronto, its becomes really loud and such. We canadians have no reason to attack the U.S, so no worries. :)
Exactly no reason, no reason at all for you hate mongers!!!

[Sean McClain]

*smacks Trystenn over the head with a moose antler*

No, bad Trystenn!
*casts NINJA VANISH! on Trystenn, thus avoiding the antler attack*

[Trystenn]

*smacks Trystenn over the head with a moose antler*

No, bad Trystenn!
See See they are trying to silence me!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Exactly no reason, no reason at all for you hate mongers!!!

We do not hate, unless it is Hockey. Then we use our fury on unsuspecting opposition.

[Trystenn]

*casts NINJA VANISH! on Trystenn, thus avoiding the antler attack*
We need to find a way to strikje back at the Canadian Empire!

[Anthony Johanson]

See See they are trying to silence me!!!

Nope, just keeping you from trying to spread false news

*takes out beaver dam log and whacks Trystenn*

(minds outta the gutter)

[Sean McClain]

We need to find a way to strikje back at the Canadian Empire!
We could always not care about hockey.

Or eat our waffles with chocolate syrup instead of maple.

[Anthony Johanson]

We need to find a way to strikje back at the Canadian Empire!

Don't make me bring back Ninja-Pirate-Cowboy-Spacegodzilla again...

[Sean McClain]

Nope, just keeping you from trying to spread false news

*takes out beaver dam log and whacks Trystenn*

(minds outta the gutter)
*dam breaks and accidentaly floods Canada*

Nice work, genius.

[Anthony Johanson]

We could always not care about hockey.

Or eat our waffles with chocolate syrup instead of maple.

Bah, our maple syrup is nigh irresistible.

[Trystenn]

Nope, just keeping you from trying to spread false news

*takes out beaver dam log and whacks Trystenn*

(minds outta the gutter)
Awww stop the oppression!!!

[Sean McClain]

Don't make me bring back Ninja-Pirate-Cowboy-Spacegodzilla again...
Hostess Twinkies will defeat him.

The delicious treat you'd have to be crazy to hate.

[Anthony Johanson]

*dam breaks and accidentaly floods Canada*

Nice work, genius.

We have bigger dams to protect from flooding last I checked, so no flooding worries here.

[Anthony Johanson]

Awww stop the oppression!!!

Then don't give canadians a bad name.

[Sean McClain]

Bah, our maple syrup is nigh irresistible.
Look at me, I'm resisting it right now.

I'm also resisting waffles AND pancakes.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hostess Twinkies will defeat him.

The delicious treat you'd have to be crazy to hate.

Well, having all those personnas mixed together could make you crazy with hate...

[Anthony Johanson]

Look at me, I'm resisting it right now.

I'm also resisting waffles AND pancakes.

I can't look at you, seeing as I can't even see you.

[Sean McClain]

Well, having all those personnas mixed together could make you crazy with hate...
I personally never liked Twinkies.

Ho-Ho's however, are a different story.

[Sean McClain]

I can't look at you, seeing as I can't even see you.
Your eyes aren't open for one thing.

[Chrosis]

Is it just me, or are more and more people here acting like me?

[Anthony Johanson]

Your eyes aren't open for one thing.

I can't type with my eyes closed, therefore they must be open.

[Anthony Johanson]

I personally never liked Twinkies.

Ho-Ho's however, are a different story.

I've never tried a twinkie.

[Sean McClain]

I can't type with my eyes closed, therefore they must be open.
That sounds like a personal problem.

I can do it. In fact, I'm doing it right now.

[Sean McClain]

Is it just me, or are more and more people here acting like me?
How so?

What do you usually act like?

[Sean McClain]

I've never tried a twinkie.
Disgusting, wretched little things.

Now Choco-Cupcakes, or Honey Buns. *drools*

[Anthony Johanson]

That sounds like a personal problem.

I can do it. In fact, I'm doing it right now.

How do I know that you are typing with your eyes closed?

[Anthony Johanson]

Disgusting, wretched little things.

Now Choco-Cupcakes, or Honey Buns. *drools*

I'm not too fond of choco-cupcakes, Honey Buns however, I really like.

[Sean McClain]

How do I know that you are typing with your eyes closed?
I can't see the screen.

And elves are trying to rob me of my brain matter while gnomes strive to steal my underpants.

[Sean McClain]

I'm not too fond of choco-cupcakes, Honey Buns however, I really like.
Ah, Honey Buns.

A coil of heaven in every wrapper.

[Anthony Johanson]

I can't see the screen.

And elves are trying to rob me of my brain matter while gnomes strive to steal my underpants.

I will take your word for it. As for the Gnomes and Elves, they are some pretty odd birds.

[Sean McClain]

I will take your word for it. As for the Gnomes and Elves, they are some pretty odd birds.
Just can't learn from their daily beatings, now can they?

[Anthony Johanson]

Ah, Honey Buns.

A coil of heaven in every wrapper.

'Tis the snack of the Gods!

[Chrosis]

How so?

What do you usually act like?

Lots of yelling, physical action, and violence.

[Anthony Johanson]

Just can't learn from their daily beatings, now can they?

Maybe you should try a non-violent approach?

[Sean McClain]

Maybe you should try a non-violent approach?
They don't speak English, so I must communicate in the universal language.

ROCK!

[Anthony Johanson]

They don't speak English, so I must communicate in the universal language.

ROCK!

PAPER!!!!!

[Phrozen]

How to punish the Canadian.

Easy.

Ban Kelly Hu from going to Canada.

http://news.xinhuanet.com/overseas/2005-12/21/xin_582120221172559319751.jpg

mmmm. Kelly

[The MunchKING]

We could always start up a Rumbler Rebel Alliance and overthrow the mods.

'Course, it'll be like fighting Death Stars with Super Soakers...those old, weak Super Soakers that nobody uses anymore.
Bah we respect Watch too much.

Now if you'd said ADMINS... ;)

[The MunchKING]

Hmmmmmm A rotating shrine for my sig it is...

But who will go after Yeo...?


Me dang it!! And I will stay there.

[The MunchKING]

*enters in nothing but underwear, scratching himself*

...Huh? This is my house!


I thought I ran this place?


I'm going to start charging rent!!

[yeoman]

Bah we respect Watch too much.

Now if you'd said ADMINS... ;)

We lure Watch to our side, then use his vast resources to drain Gordon's power like the Silver Surfer.

Then There's the second step.

And somehow I end up ruling the entire board with a fist like unto a thing of iron.

[yeoman]

I thought I ran this place?


I'm going to start charging rent!!

Which of us has threads spontaineously change names in our honor?

The Yeo is in charge.

And I hereby declare the next thread shall be called Yeo-tainia!

[The MunchKING]

But not to the capacity that you used to, and that's what I meant.
Bah, the MunchKING's 'capacity' never decreases!! I can still 'swing my 12 foot sword' all night long!!

[The MunchKING]

If you wouldn't keep leaving a trail of bread-crumbs...

:D
Well that DOES help...

but only to keep the birds fat for when we hunt them...

[The MunchKING]

Like, say...

HELLO DOG!


WHat about "hello Munchy"??

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, I think I'm going slightly crazy here, heh.

Too..... much..... creativity..... going..... overboard....

*bonks him over the head*

Did that help??