Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[The MunchKING]

Soul? What is this "soul" you speak of?
OK he migh not throw ou into a giant firey volcano and then let demons tear your well cooked flesh from your bones. ;)

[Sean McClain]

I didn't know you didn't have a soul.
I didn't either. Why, is it important to have?

[Phrozen]

a thousand gold.

I'm not stupid. You can't sucker me into a percentage of the take.

I have the million dollar man as a financial advisor. A thousand would buy you an acre at most.

For you it would be:

A pledge of fealty
The cessation of piracy againist Neo Venice merchants
15 years profit
and
40 days military service outside or inside Neo Venice

[Sean McClain]

OK he migh not throw ou into a giant firey volcano and then let demons tear your well cooked flesh from your bones. ;)
Goddammit, stop making me question my own reality.

[Anthony Johanson]

I have the million dollar man as a financial advisor. A thousand would buy you an acre at most.

For you it would be:

A pledge of fealty
The cessation of piracy againist Neo Venice merchants
15 years profit
and
40 days military service outside or inside Neo Venice

That and didn't I buy that land?

*continues taking over neutral non-important empires*

[Anthony Johanson]

I didn't either. Why, is it important to have?

Depends on the person.

[Phrozen]

That and didn't I buy that land?

*continues taking over neutral non-important empires*

I got lots of land.

[Anthony Johanson]

I got lots of land.

Good point.

[Sean McClain]

Depends on the person.
How so? {Char. Limit}

[Anthony Johanson]

How so? {Char. Limit}

Eh, some people just do.

[The MunchKING]

I have the million dollar man as a financial advisor. A thousand would buy you an acre at most.

Bah that's Gold Peices, not Dollars.

And Alaska was pennys on the Acre, so I figure, I'm not desperate...

For you it would be:

A pledge of fealty
The cessation of piracy againist Neo Venice merchants
15 years profit
and
40 days military service outside or inside Neo Venice

Dude, I want some land, not your freaken population's souls. Let's keep it cash and carry Charlie.

[The MunchKING]

Goddammit, stop making me question my own reality.
WHy?? That's most of the fun around here.

[Phrozen]

Bah that's Gold Peices, not Dollars.

And Alaska was pennys on the Acre, so I figure, I'm not desperate...



Dude, I want some land, not your freaken population's souls. Let's keep it cash and carry Charlie.

This is relatively better land then Alaska was.

No, but you are less trustworthy and have done more to earn my ire then Anthony has.

[The MunchKING]

This is relatively better land then Alaska was.

Which is why I'm willing to pay Gold, and not pennies. But there's also alot less of it than Alaska.

No, but you are less trustworthy and have done more to earn my ire then Anthony has.
And yet you'd trust me to keep an Oath of Fealty??

Nah, I'm Honest enough, I'd do what I said. And that deffinatl includes Not Swearing Fealty to you.

[Phrozen]

Which is why I'm willing to pay Gold, and not pennies. But there's also alot less of it than Alaska.


And yet you'd trust me to keep an Oath of Fealty??

Nah, I'm Honest enough, I'd do what I said. And that deffinatl includes Not Swearing Fealty to you.

Fine with me.

[Sean McClain]

WHy?? That's most of the fun around here.
I already have enough trouble keeping corporeal form on one plane of reality, but questioning why I do just hurts my brain.

[Chrosis]

This is relatively better land then Alaska was.

No, but you are less trustworthy and have done more to earn my ire then Anthony has.


Ooh! Ooh! What about me?

[The MunchKING]

Fine with me.
SO no amount of Cash would be suffeint for the Merchant Empire??

[Phrozen]

Ooh! Ooh! What about me?

I don't know with your anger issues I am wondering if you would make any profit out of your territory....

[Phrozen]

SO no amount of Cash would be suffeint for the Merchant Empire??

Lumps sums are fine and dandy for some things, but in others better economic conditions lead to higher revenue.

[The MunchKING]

Lumps sums are fine and dandy for some things, but in others better economic conditions lead to higher revenue.


Oh well, Like I said, I'm not THAT desperate. Spira still has lots of unsettled land. Heck so does Gaia, and whatever the heck the FF2 world was called.

[Anthony Johanson]

Oh well, Like I said, I'm not THAT desperate. Spira still has lots of unsettled land. Heck so does Gaia, and whatever the heck the FF2 world was called.

The land of Fynn?

[The MunchKING]

The land of Fynn?
I dunno was that the FF2 for the Super Nintendo?

I could name most of the countries, I just didn't know if the gave the World a name.

[Chrosis]

I don't know with your anger issues I am wondering if you would make any profit out of your territory....

Fear makes a great profit!

[Phrozen]

Fear makes a great profit!

Actually, it doesn't.

[Anthony Johanson]

I dunno was that the FF2 for the Super Nintendo?

I could name most of the countries, I just didn't know if the gave the World a name.

I played it on Game Boy Advance. So, I would assume it was called the Land of Fynn.

[The MunchKING]

Actually, it doesn't.
Does the land come with people? Or is this deserted land your selling off here?

[Anthony Johanson]

Does the land come with people? Or is this deserted land your selling off here?

Apparently its deserted.

[Phrozen]

Does the land come with people? Or is this deserted land your selling off here?

Depends if you want people or not.

[Chrosis]

Actually, it doesn't.

It does if I'm terrifying helpless peasants! And I can always keep a steady inflow of bodies by offering the secret of eternal life! Wait, if I do give them eternal life... that's unlimted production...

*shuts doors cackling evily*

[Anthony Johanson]

It does if I'm terrifying helpless peasants! And I can always keep a steady inflow of bodies by offering the secret of eternal life! Wait, if I do give them eternal life... that's unlimted production...

*shuts doors cackling evily*

I call dibs on his land when production fails.

[The MunchKING]

Depends if you want people or not.
Ehhhh, the only reason I'd really want it is to give all these new immagrants somewhere to settle that's not so far from their homelands. I already have enough of a tax base to worry about.

So if ou want to give me land cheap enough to be useful, that would be nice, otherwise, I'll just have to work a little harder.

[Phrozen]

I call dibs on his land when production fails.

He isn't going to get any. Even though he is controlling the land, they are still my citizens. That is what the Oath of Fealty is for.

[The MunchKING]

It does if I'm terrifying helpless peasants! And I can always keep a steady inflow of bodies by offering the secret of eternal life! Wait, if I do give them eternal life... that's unlimted production...

*shuts doors cackling evily*
And overpopulation issues in 3 generations, tops.

[Chrosis]

He isn't going to get any. Even though he is controlling the land, they are still my citizens. That is what the Oath of Fealty is for.

*swings door open*

I need permission?! ...well can I give them eternal life at a price?

[The MunchKING]

*swings door open*

I need permission?! ...well can I give them eternal life at a price?
Where did ou pick up the secrets to Eternal Life anyway?

[Phrozen]

*swings door open*

I need permission?! ...well can I give them eternal life at a price?

You don't have any land.....

[Chrosis]

Where did ou pick up the secrets to Eternal Life anyway?

Now that would be telling...

[Chrosis]

You don't have any land.....

Can I get the land then? Please?

[The MunchKING]

Now that would be telling...
*shrug*

But it was the Little old guy on Mount Wikiwasha he sold ou a line of Garbage...

[Chrosis]

*shrug*

But it was the Little old guy on Mount Wikiwasha he sold ou a line of Garbage...

Good thing it wasn't him. :rolleyes:

[The MunchKING]

Good thing it wasn't him. :rolleyes:
Then ou might have a small chance of having got the real deal.

[Sean McClain]

Then ou might have a small chance of having got the real deal.
No, the real secret of Eternal Life is . . .

Not dying.

[Chrosis]

Then ou might have a small chance of having got the real deal.

It works, I tested it.

[The MunchKING]

No, the real secret of Eternal Life is . . .

Not dying.
That only helps Mundanes so long...

[Chrosis]

No, the real secret of Eternal Life is . . .

Not dying.


I happen to age.

[Chrosis]

And overpopulation issues in 3 generations, tops.

I can stop those pesky populations from happening. :evilsmile

[The MunchKING]

I can stop those pesky populations from happening. :evilsmile
Not if their life is Truely Eternal.

[Chrosis]

Not if their life is Truely Eternal.

Did I say they're life, or their repoductive abilities?

EDIT: And no, I'm just keeping them from doing it, not castration.

[The Dog]

*Teleports Sean to my court in Hell, where I'm seated in a large obsidian throne, arms crossed and flanked by three Pyramid Heads from Silent Hill 2*

Now Sean, why are you trying to rob me. If anyone's going to be taking money, its me.

And since you don't have a soul, I decided to let my rapist friends here have fun with your body. If you know what I mean. Oh, and don't try anything funny, because all are powerless in the realm of Hell. Except my minions, my demonic followers, and I.

Now, are you going to try robbing me again? And remember, a wrong answer means my minions here get to use you as their own personal RealDoll.

[Chrosis]

*Teleports Sean to my court in Hell, where I'm seated in a large obsidian throne, arms crossed and flanked by three Pyramid Heads from Silent Hill 2*

Now Sean, why are you trying to rob me. If anyone's going to be taking money, its me.

And since you don't have a soul, I decided to let my rapist friends here have fun with your body. If you know what I mean. Oh, and don't try anything funny, because all are powerless in the realm of Hell. Except my minions, my demonic followers, and I.

Now, are you going to try robbing me again? And remember, a wrong answer means my minions here get to use you as their own personal RealDoll.

Wouldn't that happen if he gave the right reason too? And what if it's not what you want to hear?

[The Dog]

Wouldn't that happen if he gave the right reason too? And what if it's not what you want to hear?

If he says no, he gets to leave without incident.

If he says yes, he gets raped by my friends, the Pyramid Head Trio.

And yes is not the answer I want to hear, simple as that.

[Chrosis]

If he says no, he gets to leave without incident.

If he says yes, he gets raped by my friends, the Pyramid Head Trio.

And yes is not the answer I want to hear, simple as that.

If you know the answer, why are you asking? Don't you trust your own mind? If you don't, what can you trust?

[The Dog]

If you know the answer, why are you asking? Don't you trust your own mind? If you don't, what can you trust?

I want to know whether or not he's going to try and steal from me again. If he says he won't, he gets to leave. If he says he will, he gets raped by the Pyramid Heads.

And if you ask any more stupid questions, I will remove your soul from your body and slowly feed it to my Succubi.

[Sean McClain]

*Teleports Sean to my court in Hell, where I'm seated in a large obsidian throne, arms crossed and flanked by three Pyramid Heads from Silent Hill 2*

Now Sean, why are you trying to rob me. If anyone's going to be taking money, its me.

And since you don't have a soul, I decided to let my rapist friends here have fun with your body. If you know what I mean. Oh, and don't try anything funny, because all are powerless in the realm of Hell. Except my minions, my demonic followers, and I.

Now, are you going to try robbing me again? And remember, a wrong answer means my minions here get to use you as their own personal RealDoll.
Robbing? You don't understand the situation. The thing is, you pay a very small monthly fee, and I donate time, resources and muscle to whatever ends you would use them to.

It's not stealing, it's just paying me to look the other way. Like all good crimelords do with established authorities. I'll set the bill at $50 a month. That seems fair.

[Chrosis]

I want to know whether or not he's going to try and steal from me again. If he says he won't, he gets to leave. If he says he will, he gets raped by the Pyramid Heads.

And if you ask any more stupid questions, I will remove your soul from your body and slowly feed it to my Succubi.

Eh, it's been a long time coming. I think I've had one after me for a while now...

How do you know he just won't steal from you after he says he wont?

[Sean McClain]

Eh, it's been a long time coming. I think I've had one after me for a while now...

How do you know he just won't steal from you after he says he wont?
Because, unlike you, I am a man of honor and dignity.

Uber-Goober is you.

[The Dog]

Robbing? You don't understand the situation. The thing is, you pay a very small monthly fee, and I donate time, resources and muscle to whatever ends you would use them to.

I control the forces of Hell, all manner of demon, from grunts to those who could rewrite reality on a whim. Why ever would I need anything from you?

[Chrosis]

Because, unlike you, I am a man of honor and dignity.

Uber-Goober is you.

2,100!

*bitch-slaps Sean*

[Sean McClain]

I control the forces of Hell, all manner of demon, from grunts to those who could rewrite reality on a whim. Why ever would I need anything from you?
One can never tell what will happen in the course of the Omniverse. Forces lurk out their beyond control by either of us. Forces that could destroy one or both of us with but a blink in our direction.

Besides, it's always nice to lend a helping hand, even if they don't necessarily need it.

[Sean McClain]

2,100!

*bitch-slaps Sean*
*Catches hand and breaks the arm at the elbow*

That'll learn ye.

[Chrosis]

*cough*answerthequestion*cought*

Oh, hey Dog.

[Chrosis]

*Catches hand and breaks the arm at the elbow*

That'll learn ye.

The bitch-slapping was already completed! You are too late!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Sean McClain]

The bitch-slapping was already completed! You are too late!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Time is reversed by Plot-Deviciness, thus completing the breaking of Chrosis' arm*

That'll learn ye.

[Chrosis]

*Time is reversed by Plot-Deviciness, thus completing the breaking of Chrosis' arm*

That'll learn ye.

*reverses the reverse*

Damn straight.

[Sean McClain]

*reverses the reverse*

Damn straight.
*reverses the universe using time-card-pants found in dumpster to comfblugulateingate the universe into a geometric shape, thus completing the snowflake, yes*

Take that.

[Chrosis]

*reverses the universe using time-card-pants found in dumpster to comfblugulateingate the universe into a geometric shape, thus completing the snowflake, yes*

Take that.

Cool. It's not that different. What happens if I do this?

*Sean dies*

Oops.

[The Dog]

*reverses the reverse*

Damn straight.

*Time completely stops for Chrosis, leaving him completely frozen, unable to move at all. In a burst of flame, a figure clad in black armor, a black cloak hanging from his shoulders appears, his eyes burning with the fires of Hell, a large scyth in his hands. Overlord Dog, Ruler of Hell has appeared*

Chrosis, your beginning to annoy me. I don't like it when people annoy me.

*My hand, awashed in black flame, shoots through his chest, not leaving a mark. Though when I pull it out, I pull a ghostly form of Chrosis from his body*

And now, its dinner time for my Succubi. *I disappear in another burst of flame*

[Chrosis]

*Time completely stops for Chrosis, leaving him completely frozen, unable to move at all. In a burst of flame, a figure clad in black armor, a black cloak hanging from his shoulders appears, his eyes burning with the fires of Hell, a large scyth in his hands. Overlord Dog, Ruler of Hell has appeared*

Chrosis, your beginning to annoy me. I don't like it when people annoy me.

*My hand, awashed in black flame, shoots through his chest, not leaving a mark. Though when I pull it out, I pull a ghostly form of Chrosis from his body*

And now, its dinner time for my Succubi. *I disappear in another burst of flame*

Will this be painful? Or graphic?

[The Dog]

Will this be painful? Or graphic?

Your soul is going to be eaten by demons, so yes, it is going to be painful. Very much so.

[Chrosis]

Your soul is going to be eaten by demons, so yes, it is going to be painful. Very much so.

At least they're hot. Heh, I just though of something.

*turns the tides*

[The Dog]

At least they're hot. Heh, I just though of something.

*turns the tides*

*Unturns the tides and hands Chrosis' soul to the Succubi, who rip it apart and devour it*

And now Sean, if you wish to be allies with me, we shall discuss terms instead of you deciding that I should pay you for unneeded help.

[Sean McClain]

Cool. It's not that different. What happens if I do this?

*Sean dies*

Oops.
*Sean lives . . . and eats hot dogs*

Do what?

[Chrosis]

*Unturns the tides and hands Chrosis' soul to the Succubi, who rip it apart and devour it*

And now Sean, if you wish to be allies with me, we shall discuss terms instead of you deciding that I should pay you for unneeded help.

*soul reforms, ripping the succubi who ate it to pieces*

Hey, that hurt!

[Sean McClain]

*Unturns the tides and hands Chrosis' soul to the Succubi, who rip it apart and devour it*

And now Sean, if you wish to be allies with me, we shall discuss terms instead of you deciding that I should pay you for unneeded help.
Alrighty then, name your terms.

And don't try to hustle me.

[The Dog]

*Turns to Chrosis and hits him with the Omega Effect, erasing him from existance, then turns to Sean*

Now, Sean, in exchange for my helping you when you call for it, you shall pay me a "small" fee, say, 1,000,000 a year. I also claim exclusive rights to the prostitution and drug rackets in your domain.

What are your terms?

[Chrosis]

*Turns to Chrosis and hits him with the Omega Effect, erasing him from existance, then turns to Sean*

Now, Sean, in exchange for my helping you when you call for it, you shall pay me a "small" fee, say, 1,000,000 a year. I also claim exclusive rights to the prostitution and drug rackets in your domain.

What are your terms?

*pops into reality next to Dog*

Yeah, immortality is a double edged sword.

[Sean McClain]

*Turns to Chrosis and hits him with the Omega Effect, erasing him from existance, then turns to Sean*

Now, Sean, in exchange for my helping you when you call for it, you shall pay me a "small" fee, say, 1,000,000 a year. I also claim exclusive rights to the prostitution and drug rackets in your domain.

What are your terms?
I will accept the 1,000,000 fee, but no kidnappings without good cause, asssainations kept to one every two months, and your cartels are obligated to expand into reigons such as air piracy to counteract our enemies abroad.

Do you accept those terms?

[The Dog]

I will accept the 1,000,000 fee, but no kidnappings without good cause, asssainations kept to one every two months, and your cartels are obligated to expand into reigons such as air piracy to counteract our enemies abroad.

Do you accept those terms?

Ow, stop, you're twisting my arm here.

I accept. And now, all that's left is to sign the agreement. *a floating contract and pen appears in the air* If you don't mind, I think we'll use my pen.

[Chrosis]

Ow, stop, you're twisting my arm here.

I accept. And now, all that's left is to sign the agreement. *a floating contract and pen appears in the air* If you don't mind, I think we'll use my pen.

Bad idea!

You might not see the fine print and sell him your soul.

Or not. It's 50/50 ;)

[Sean McClain]

Bad idea!

You might not see the fine print and sell him your soul.

Or not. It's 50/50 ;)
First off, I don't have a soul for him to take.

And second, just look at that face, does he look like one to go back on his word, hmm?

*takes floating pen and signs contract*

[Peter]

So, what the heck's been going on since I was here last?

Yes, this post took me forever.

[Sean McClain]

So, what the heck's been going on since I was here last?

Yes, this post took me forever.
Well, I found out that people need souls to be human.

And that I am not human. :)

[Peter]

Well, I found out that people need souls to be human.

And that I am not human. :)

Good to know. I'm just discovering the wonders of the 'colour' bar at the top of the screen.

They have orange!

[Sean McClain]

Good to know. I'm just discovering the wonders of the 'colour' bar at the top of the screen.

They have orange!
I'm allergic to orange.

It makes me . . . uh, die, I think.

[Peter]

I'm allergic to orange.

It makes me . . . uh, die, I think.

In that case I'm like your version of walking kryptonite.

[Sean McClain]

In that case I'm like your version of walking kryptonite.
Well not the color, just the fruit.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So, what have I missed in my absence?

[Stretch Dude]

The MunchKING 532
Anthony Johanson 472
Trystenn 459
Guts/Batman 267
Sean McClain 259
Stretch Dude 249
Phrozen 175
The Dog 152
Peter 151

Yea...

Probably not going to 200 posts.

Even with KH2 distracting me I'm still in the top ten. Awesome. :D

[Stretch Dude]

I defected, along with Most of the Army, when everthing started going downhill...

What madness is this?

[Stretch Dude]

Sadly enough ou could get beat b a 4th level AD&D mage. "Silence" Area effect. ;)

Hmm...perhaps...if we were to manufacture troops with "The Touch" infused into their genetic structures...

[Stretch Dude]

It instantl desolves toons, but I thought it was also an acid. So it would seriousl burn people even if it didn't desolve them Toon Style. That was the pretext Doom used for wearing those thick rubber gloves whenever he was near the stuff...

Or maybe he wore the gloves to disguise the fact that he was a Toon.

[Stretch Dude]

Ah, never saw the movie where they used "Dip", so I learned something.

...You've never seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Ye gods, man! :eek:

[Stretch Dude]

*reverses the universe using time-card-pants found in dumpster to comfblugulateingate the universe into a geometric shape, thus completing the snowflake, yes*

Take that.

Draw four, green! UNO!

[Stretch Dude]

So, what the heck's been going on since I was here last?

Yes, this post took me forever.

Rainbow Recap Request! Yay!

[Super Samurai]

Rainbow Recap Request! Yay!

Then there must be gold around.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Or maybe he wore the gloves to disguise the fact that he was a Toon.

Well, the 'Dip' is largely made of Turpentine, which isn't something any normal person would put their hands into.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Then there must be gold around.

*Steals and hides it.*

[Stretch Dude]

And now, for the latest "Stretch Dude's Been Playing KH2" update!

The Pride Lands were neat, and the Groundshaker boss was HUGE. Took me a couple of minutes to figure out the strategy. Gotta love a challenge.

After completing the other worlds, I went back and whupped Xaldin but good. Another Organization member falls to the Keyblade!

The return to Olympus Coliseum proves one thing: Hades is an Awesome Villain. Great stuff.

[Anthony Johanson]

...You've never seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Ye gods, man! :eek:

Is that a bad thing?

[Chrosis]

Hey, I got my soul eaten by succubi, but hey. It reformed, ripping them to pieces.

Thats divine regeneration.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Is that a bad thing?

The movie? No.

Not seeing it? Hell yes.

[Anthony Johanson]

The movie? No.

Not seeing it? Hell yes.

Well, that's another thing to add to my "to do" list.

[The MunchKING]

Good to know. I'm just discovering the wonders of the 'colour' bar at the top of the screen.

They have orange!


ou find new was to amaze me Peter...

[The MunchKING]

Or maybe he wore the gloves to disguise the fact that he was a Toon.
Well eah, but if it wasn't dangerous to non-toons why would he need it?

[Captain Sarcasm]

Well, that's another thing to add to my "to do" list.

Put it at the top.

*Draws guns.*

PUT IT AT THE F*CKING TOP MOTHERF*CKER!

...

...I mean...

*Runs*

[The MunchKING]

Then there must be gold around.
I happen to know where there's a big treasure cheast of Aztec Gold if you want to go steal it...

[Anthony Johanson]

Put it at the top.

*Draws guns.*

PUT IT AT THE F*CKING TOP MOTHERF*CKER!

...

...I mean...

*Runs*

Smart person.

[The MunchKING]

I will accept the 1,000,000 fee, but no kidnappings without good cause, asssainations kept to one every two months, and your cartels are obligated to expand into reigons such as air piracy to counteract our enemies abroad.

Do you accept those terms?


So our sending Dog's demons against Bebs and her Pirates??

Or Worse, Cid and the Air Fleet??

Dog, better Warm up the underworld hospitals...

[The Dog]

First off, I don't have a soul for him to take.

And second, just look at that face, does he look like one to go back on his word, hmm?

*takes floating pen and signs contract*

*Signs the contract, which rolls up and disappears in a puff of dark smoke and demonic hiss*

This has been most successful. But now, I must be going. Farewell.

*I disappear in a burst of flame*

[Phrozen]

So our sending Dog's demons against Bebs and her Pirates??

Or Worse, Cid and the Air Fleet??

Dog, better Warm up the underworld hospitals...

I think he means me.

*calls up Colonel Duray and hires the Sky Raiders.*

[Chrosis]

I think he means me.

*calls up Colonel Duray and hires the Sky Raiders.*

I could just use my magic...

You see, it has a habit of breakind down everything to it's base components.

[Anthony Johanson]

I could just use my magic...

You see, it has a habit of breakind down everything to it's base components.

*snaps fingers, makes sure Chrosis's magic is ineffective against my empire*

Hooray for Reality Warping.

[Phrozen]

I could just use my magic...

You see, it has a habit of breakind down everything to it's base components.

*holds up Sky Raiders assasult rifle*

This has the habit of blowing holes in fools heads.

[Chrosis]

*holds up Sky Raiders assasult rifle*

This has the habit of blowing holes in fools heads.

*snaps fingers, turning the assault rifle into dust*

Hey, base components!

[The Dog]

I think he means me.

*calls up Colonel Duray and hires the Sky Raiders.*

Oh no, whatever will I do?

Oh, I know!

*Pushes a button, and at least a dozen or so demonic versions of the SS Sweet Candy shimmer into existance, with demonic clones of the crew completely loyal to me manning each ship*

Say hello to one of my evil schemes I created in case I ever decided to go into air piracy. Each ship is an exact, evil replica of the SS Sweet Candy, each manned with perfect clones for the entire original Sweet Candy Crew, only evil and completely, unalterably loyal to me. And since they're evil, they and the ship are 10x's more powerful than the original.

Now, you were saying Phrozen?

[Trystenn]

Oh no, whatever will I do?

Oh, I know!

*Pushes a button, and at least a dozen or so demonic versions of the SS Sweet Candy shimmer into existance, with demonic clones of the crew completely loyal to me manning each ship*

Say hello to one of my evil schemes I created in case I ever decided to go into air piracy. Each ship is an exact, evil replica of the SS Sweet Candy, each manned with perfect clones for the entire original Sweet Candy Crew, only evil and completely, unalterably loyal to me. And since they're evil, they and the ship are 10x's more powerful than the original.

Now, you were saying Phrozen?
Dont go Evil Dog, its filled with suffering!

[Phrozen]

Oh no, whatever will I do?

Oh, I know!

*Pushes a button, and at least a dozen or so demonic versions of the SS Sweet Candy shimmer into existance, with demonic clones of the crew completely loyal to me manning each ship*

Say hello to one of my evil schemes I created in case I ever decided to go into air piracy. Each ship is an exact, evil replica of the SS Sweet Candy, each manned with perfect clones for the entire original Sweet Candy Crew, only evil and completely, unalterably loyal to me. And since they're evil, they and the ship are 10x's more powerful than the original.

Now, you were saying Phrozen?

I say crunch.

*crushes cloned ships and crew together and hurls then towards the nearest star*

[Anthony Johanson]

Dont go Evil Dog, its filled with suffering!

I take it you've had experience with that?

[Chrosis]

Oh no, whatever will I do?

Oh, I know!

*Pushes a button, and at least a dozen or so demonic versions of the SS Sweet Candy shimmer into existance, with demonic clones of the crew completely loyal to me manning each ship*

Say hello to one of my evil schemes I created in case I ever decided to go into air piracy. Each ship is an exact, evil replica of the SS Sweet Candy, each manned with perfect clones for the entire original Sweet Candy Crew, only evil and completely, unalterably loyal to me. And since they're evil, they and the ship are 10x's more powerful than the original.

Now, you were saying Phrozen?

*snaps fingers, changing the ships and clones to dust*

Hey! More base components!

I like to call it Deformation. :D

[Trystenn]

I take it you've had experience with that?
Yes, i was writing the cue cards for Yoda...

[The Dog]

*snaps fingers, changing the ships and clones to dust*

Hey! More base components!

*The ships and clones reform on their own. I then snap my fingers and Chrosis falls to pieces*

Look! Body parts!

*I snap my fingers again and a large vat of highly corrosive acid appears*

And look! Acid!

*I gather the pieces into a shovel and dump them into the vat of acid, slamming a lid on top. I then cause the vat to shake thoroughly until all of Chrosis' is dissolved in the acid*

Look! Base components! In acid!

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes, i was writing the cue cards for Yoda...

Win we must.

[Chrosis]

*The ships and clones reform on their own. I then snap my fingers and Chrosis falls to pieces*

Look! Body parts!

*I snap my fingers again and a large vat of highly corrosive acid appears*

And look! Acid!

*I gather the pieces into a shovel and dump them into the vat of acid, slamming a lid on top. I then cause the vat to shake thoroughly until all of Chrosis' is dissolved in the acid*

Look! Base components! In acid!

*Chrosis pops into existence on Cleric's shoulders*

Hey, what's up! Are you my father?

[The Dog]

I say crunch.

*crushes cloned ships and crew together and hurls then towards the nearest star*

*The ships and crew regenerate from a few base pieces left floating in the air*

I knew adding Buu's regenerative ability to the ships and crew was a good idea. And, now, to you Phrozen, I say goodbye.

*I hit Phrozen with the Pre-Crisis version of the Omega Effect, erasing him from existance*

[Trystenn]

Win we must.
For Great Justice!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

For Great Justice!!!

Someone set us up the bomb.

[Chrosis]

*The ships and crew regenerate from a few base pieces left floating in the air*

I knew adding Buu's regenerative ability to the ships and crew was a good idea. And, now, to you Phrozen, I say goodbye.

*I hit Phrozen with the Pre-Crisis version of the Omega Effect, erasing him from existance*

He gone. Unless he does what I did... whatever it is. Hey, I have no memory!

[Trystenn]

Someone set us up the bomb.
God no matter how many times i see/hear that i crack up!

[Anthony Johanson]

God no matter how many times i see/hear that i crack up!

Yep, that cutscene was so bad it was funny.

[Phrozen]

*The ships and crew regenerate from a few base pieces left floating in the air*

I knew adding Buu's regenerative ability to the ships and crew was a good idea. And, now, to you Phrozen, I say goodbye.

*I hit Phrozen with the Pre-Crisis version of the Omega Effect, erasing him from existance*

*slides back in from another dimension*

Ahh, the joys of every choice making another alternate dimension. They are infinite really, each second of time having trillions of possibilities.

[Trystenn]

Yep, that cutscene was so bad it was funny.
You know, i wonder whatever ahppened to that ship.


Was That ever concluded?

[Chrosis]

*slides back in from another dimension*

Ahh, the joys of every choice making another alternate dimension. They are infinite really, each second of time having trillions of possibilities.

Or I could do this.


*snaps fingers, reverting Phrozen back to his base components*

[Phrozen]

Or I could do this.


*snaps fingers, reverting Phrozen back to his base components*

*slides in from another dimension. grabs Chrosis with gravity powers and places him in the sun*

Yes, you will regenrate but have fun dieing right after.

[Anthony Johanson]

You know, i wonder whatever ahppened to that ship.


Was That ever concluded?

There was a ending, but it essentially said to "keep on playing".

[Chrosis]

*slides in from another dimension. grabs Chrosis with gravity powers and places him in the sun*

Yes, you will regenrate but have fun dieing right after.

*dies, then pops into existence on the Dog's shoulder*

Hey, what's up! Who are you? Who am I? Where am I? Hey, I have no memory!

[Trystenn]

There was a ending, but it essentially said to "keep on playing".
Tch those D*cks...

[Anthony Johanson]

Tch those D*cks...

Yes they are.

[Trystenn]

Yes they are.
Man im going to take a nap okie dokies?

[Anthony Johanson]

Man im going to take a nap okie dokies?

Far be it from me to judge when you take a nap.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So, what have I missed?


Also, anyone need any weapons?

[Anthony Johanson]

So, what have I missed?


Also, anyone need any weapons?

You have missed the usual AKA empire building and fighting with a few random and sometimes sense chats along the way.

As for weapons, not at the time.

[Chrosis]

So, what have I missed?


Also, anyone need any weapons?

I need a way to counter act anything in phrozen's arsenal.

[Chevan]

I need a way to counter act anything in phrozen's arsenal.

Meat vision solves everything.

[Anthony Johanson]

Meat vision solves everything.

except for retcons or being wiped out of existance.

[Chevan]

except for retcons or being wiped out of existance.

Well, nothing helps those. They're the STD's of comics.

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, nothing helps those. They're the STD's of comics.

That's an interesting analogy.

[Super Samurai]

That's an interesting analogy.

If you think about it, it's the right one.

[Anthony Johanson]

If you think about it, it's the right one.

That's true.

[Stretch Dude]

Well, nothing helps those. They're the STD's of comics.

So Retcon Punches are like crabs?

[Chevan]

So Retcon Punches are like crabs?

Seems about right.

Now, the question is - What are reboots?

[Stretch Dude]

Seems about right.

Now, the question is - What are reboots?

Ass pimples?

[Chevan]

Ass pimples?

I was thinking something more drastic. Like AIDS.

And there are much more uncomfortable places for pimples than the ass.

[Peter]

...You've never seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Ye gods, man! :eek:

I've never seen that film either, for the record.

[Peter]

ou find new was to amaze me Peter...

And were it not for the fact that I know your 'y' key is still playing hide-and-seek, that post would've otherwise completely bamboozled me.

Still, here's hoping I can start a trend.

[Stretch Dude]

I've never seen that film either, for the record.

HGT! WGTH?! GAAAHHH!!

*straps Peter and Anthony into chairs, props their eyelids open and pops the movie in the DVD player*

Enjoy, fellas! *sits back with some popcorn*

[Anthony Johanson]

HGT! WGTH?! GAAAHHH!!

*straps Peter and Anthony into chairs, props their eyelids open and pops the movie in the DVD player*

Enjoy, fellas! *sits back with some popcorn*

I wonder, should I break out of these straps?

[Stretch Dude]

And were it not for the fact that I know your 'y' key is still playing hide-and-seek, that post would've otherwise completely bamboozled me.

Still, here's hoping I can start a trend.

Colors, colors...yes! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

DRAGONZORD!
MASTADON!
PTERODACTYL!
TRICERATOPS!
SABRETOOTHED TIGER!
TYRANNOSAURUS!

[Stretch Dude]

I wonder, should I break out of these straps?

You're about to watch the movie that introduced the world to Jessica Rabbit. Escape and I will be forced to neuter you with a rusty spoon on principle.

[Peter]

Colors, colors...yes! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

DRAGONZORD!
MASTADON!
PTERODACTYL!
TRICERATOPS!
SABRETOOTHED TIGER!
TYRANNOSAURUS!

Or, more importantly...

IGUANODON!
DILOPHOSAURUS!
RHAMPHORYNCHUS!
BRONTOSAURUS!
VELOCIRAPTOR!
STEGOSAURUS!

:D

[Peter]

I wonder, should I break out of these straps?

I would.

I really have no interest in seeing the film.

Plus, it'd set a nice example for people thinking they can hold us against our will and tie us up in the future :evilangry .



:p

[Stretch Dude]

BRONTOSAURUS!

Reminds me of one of the MMPR comics I had back in the day. Bulk and Skull were going around masquerading as the ultra-powerful Mauve and Puce Rangers, with Bulk's dinosaur being a Brontosaurus. At the end of the issue Billy points out that the proper name for the dinosaur is Apatosaurus. COMICAL! :D

[Stretch Dude]

I would.

I really have no interest in seeing the film.

One of the most innovative films of the 1980's and you have no interest in seeing it?! :eek:

[Anthony Johanson]

You're about to watch the movie that introduced the world to Jessica Rabbit. Escape and I will be forced to neuter you with a rusty spoon on principle.

*breaks out of straps*

Try to Neuter me. I DARE YOU.

[Stretch Dude]

*breaks out of straps*

Try to Neuter me. I DARE YOU.

A'right. *neuters Anthony with a rusty spoon*

[Peter]

At the end of the issue Billy points out that the proper name for the dinosaur is Apatosaurus. COMICAL! :D

Now, see, that did occur to me when I was originally plotting out my series.

But c'mon. Brontosaurus. It's iconic and awesome. Even if it didn't technically exist.

(I do plan to have a story where the character -- Scott -- realises that he's morphing with a dinosaur-power that doesn't technically exist, but that would end with time-travel back to the Jurassic and, with Billy's help, they'd innocently enough stumble onto a breed of diplodocid-genus dinosaur that hasn't been uncovered yet in the fossil record. Thusly, Brontosaurus would become the real deal :D)

[Peter]

One of the most innovative films of the 1980's and you have no interest in seeing it?! :eek:

Not really.

I mean, it sounds like you went for it just because Jessica Rabbit was in it, and I gotta tell ya, that ain't doin' nothin' for me.

[Stretch Dude]

Not really.

I mean, it sounds like you went for it just because Jessica Rabbit was in it, and I gotta tell ya, that ain't doin' nothin' for me.

I first saw it when I was, like, 6. I've loved it ever since.

Jessica merely came into the picture after puberty struck. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

A'right. *neuters Anthony with a rusty spoon*

*through an elaborate string of Reaction Commands, Stretch finds that he was the one neutered and lost both arms*

Remember, reaction commands solve everything.

[Stretch Dude]

Now, see, that did occur to me when I was originally plotting out my series.

But c'mon. Brontosaurus. It's iconic and awesome. Even if it didn't technically exist.

(I do plan to have a story where the character -- Scott -- realises that he's morphing with a dinosaur-power that doesn't technically exist, but that would end with time-travel back to the Jurassic and, with Billy's help, they'd innocently enough stumble onto a breed of diplodocid-genus dinosaur that hasn't been uncovered yet in the fossil record. Thusly, Brontosaurus would become the real deal :D)

Most clever. Or should I say, clevoir?

[Peter]

*through an elaborate string of Reaction Commands, Stretch finds that he was the one neutered and lost both arms*

Remember, reaction commands solve everything.

Wow, that's a neat trick.

[Stretch Dude]

*through an elaborate string of Reaction Commands, Stretch finds that he was the one neutered and lost both arms*

Remember, reaction commands solve everything.

*reacts to Reaction Commands with his own Reaction Commands, resulting in nothing but Anthony's head remaining intact*

[Peter]

Most clever. Or should I say, clevoir?

Dinosaurs show up a lot in my series, and that's just bare sketches of future plots. The fact that their power comes from the power of the dinosaurs, you could really do a lot with that kind of story.

There's also a story where Jason learns about the Giganotosaurus and is really depressed because the Tyrannosaurus is no longer king of the predators. This story is entitled, "The Day The Dinosaurs Took Over Caloundra" (the city where the series is set), and the final battle would include a royal and massive throwdown between a Giganotosaurus (mindcontrolled by the villain) and a Tyrannosaurus. Tell me you ain't grinnin' :D.

[Anthony Johanson]

*reacts to Reaction Commands with his own Reaction Commands, resulting in nothing but Anthony's head remaining intact*

*disables all of Stretch's Reaction Commands, regenerates, and continues with the reaction commands*

[Stretch Dude]

Dinosaurs show up a lot in my series, and that's just bare sketches of future plots. The fact that their power comes from the power of the dinosaurs, you could really do a lot with that kind of story.

There's also a story where Jason learns about the Giganotosaurus and is really depressed because the Tyrannosaurus is no longer king of the predators. This story is entitled, "The Day The Dinosaurs Took Over Caloundra" (the city where the series is set), and the final battle would include a royal and massive throwdown between a Giganotosaurus (mindcontrolled by the villain) and a Tyrannosaurus. Tell me you ain't grinnin' :D.

I ain't not grinnin'. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

Dinosaurs show up a lot in my series, and that's just bare sketches of future plots. The fact that their power comes from the power of the dinosaurs, you could really do a lot with that kind of story.

There's also a story where Jason learns about the Giganotosaurus and is really depressed because the Tyrannosaurus is no longer king of the predators. This story is entitled, "The Day The Dinosaurs Took Over Caloundra" (the city where the series is set), and the final battle would include a royal and massive throwdown between a Giganotosaurus (mindcontrolled by the villain) and a Tyrannosaurus. Tell me you ain't grinnin' :D.

That makes Anthony happy. :D

[Peter]

*disables all of Stretch's Reaction Commands, regenerates, and continues with the reaction commands*

This is gonna be like the clone wars all over again, isn't it?

[Stretch Dude]

*disables all of Stretch's Reaction Commands, regenerates, and continues with the reaction commands*

Fine. *teams up with Peter and activates the Limit Command "Morphin Time," unleashing a rain of Megazord blasts that 'splode Anthony*

[Anthony Johanson]

This is gonna be like the clone wars all over again, isn't it?

I would think so.

[Anthony Johanson]

Fine. *teams up with Peter and activates the Limit Command "Morphin Time," unleashing a rain of Megazord blasts that 'splode Anthony*

*appears from Alternate Reality*

This could go forever.

[Peter]

That makes Anthony happy. :D

I'm glad.

The thing I love about "Power Rangers" and thusly why I'd love to just write my fanfic series to its conclusion is the sheer opportunities you have with the genre, creatively. You could do anything, take them anywhere, and the stories would still work.

I have stories where the Rangers find El Dorado, travel back to ancient Rome, battle the gods, find the Loch Ness monster, go treasure-hunting, hang out with a movie star, travel to the future, fight Godzilla. Kimberly battles an evil fairy god-mother, the male Rangers participate in the original Greek Olympics (sans clothes, naturally :o ), there's even a story centred around a Monopoly game.

There's even a 'Charlies Angels' story, where the story features three of the girls and one of the tech-guys in the 'Bosley' role.

"Good morning Rangers." "Good morning Zordon."

[Stretch Dude]

*appears from Alternate Reality*

This could go forever.

*seals all pathways to and from alternate realities for the duration of the battle*

Not anymore.

[Anthony Johanson]

*seals all pathways to and from alternate realities for the duration of the battle*

Not anymore.

*sighs and reopens them*

Glad I am the master of reality. Now, we can go on forever.

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm glad.

The thing I love about "Power Rangers" and thusly why I'd love to just write my fanfic series to its conclusion is the sheer opportunities you have with the genre, creatively. You could do anything, take them anywhere, and the stories would still work.

I have stories where the Rangers find El Dorado, travel back to ancient Rome, battle the gods, find the Loch Ness monster, go treasure-hunting, hang out with a movie star, travel to the future, fight Godzilla. Kimberly battles an evil fairy god-mother, the male Rangers participate in the original Greek Olympics (sans clothes, naturally :o ), there's even a story centred around a Monopoly game.

There's even a 'Charlies Angels' story, where the story features three of the girls and one of the tech-guys in the 'Bosley' role.

"Good morning Rangers." "Good morning Zordon."

Wow, I would say cool, but that's the biggest understatement of the year.

[Guts/Batman]

I deem there will be 1000 posts of partying on this thead when I hit 19,000 posts....

[Peter]

Wow, I would say cool, but that's the biggest understatement of the year.

Thank you greatly :D.

[The Dog]

This is gonna be like the clone wars all over again, isn't it?

Well, if the clone wars involved me randomly cracking a dominatrix whip at people, then, yeah, its exactly like the clone wars.

Speaking of which...

*A dominatrix whip appears in my hand and I crack it at Peter*

PICK A COLOR!

[Anthony Johanson]

I deem there will be 1000 posts of partying on this thead when I hit 19,000 posts....

Which will bring you up to 20,000 posts.

[Guts/Batman]

Which will bring you up to 20,000 posts.

Nah...

That's just a group posting of the 1000 posts. 20,000 will be an even bigger party.

[Anthony Johanson]

Nah...

That's just a group posting of the 1000 posts. 20,000 will be an even bigger party.

Ah, speaking of which, I am approaching 5000 posts.

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, speaking of which, I am approaching 5000 posts.

Yep...

Hoping it will be the major event of the thread. But we need a venue for it.

In the former Khazan, Hell, Munch's, or yours?

[Anthony Johanson]

Yep...

Hoping it will be the major event of the thread. But we need a venue for it.

In the former Khazan, Hell, Munch's, or yours?

I have no idea. As for it being the major event of the thread, it's a nice thought but I doubt it.

[Guts/Batman]

I have no idea. As for it being the major event of the thread, it's a nice thought but I doubt it.

Yea...

Unless we get a full fledged battle going, which is also doubtful.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

Unless we get a full fledged battle going, which is also doubtful.

Eh? :confused:.

[Guts/Batman]

Eh? :confused:.

Heh...

A tad confusing...

[Anthony Johanson]

Heh...

A tad confusing...

Just a tad, care to explain the post?

[Guts/Batman]

Just a tad, care to explain the post?

I meant that unless we get a full fledged war, going between people. There will be no defining moment of this thread...

[Anthony Johanson]

I meant that unless we get a full fledged war, going between people. There will be no defining moment of this thread...

Oh, that makes a lot more sense.

[Phrozen]

I will gladly open the Plaza and Doge's palace for such an occasion. If anyone tries any violence Bueno will have a week alone with them.

[Captain Sarcasm]

the male Rangers participate in the original Greek Olympics (sans clothes, naturally :o )

Okay, no offense, but ew. It's supposed to be a kid's show.

[Captain Sarcasm]

I'm glad.

The thing I love about "Power Rangers" and thusly why I'd love to just write my fanfic series to its conclusion is the sheer opportunities you have with the genre, creatively. You could do anything, take them anywhere, and the stories would still work.

I have stories where the Rangers find El Dorado, travel back to ancient Rome, battle the gods, find the Loch Ness monster, go treasure-hunting, hang out with a movie star, travel to the future, fight Godzilla. Kimberly battles an evil fairy god-mother, the male Rangers participate in the original Greek Olympics (sans clothes, naturally :o ), there's even a story centred around a Monopoly game.

There's even a 'Charlies Angels' story, where the story features three of the girls and one of the tech-guys in the 'Bosley' role.

"Good morning Rangers." "Good morning Zordon."

Well, yeah, but you can do that in pretty much any genre setting. Power Rangers doesn't have any more or less freedom than, say, Star Trek.

[Peter]

Well, if the clone wars involved me randomly cracking a dominatrix whip at people, then, yeah, its exactly like the clone wars.

Speaking of which...

*A dominatrix whip appears in my hand and I crack it at Peter*

PICK A COLOR!

You need to ask?

[Sean McClain]

You need to ask?
Query: How does Saved by the Bell get on Adult Swim?

Its not even a cartoon, for fuck's sake.

[The Dog]

You need to ask?

*Cracks Whip at Peter*

DO I?

[Peter]

Well, yeah, but you can do that in pretty much any genre setting. Power Rangers doesn't have any more or less freedom than, say, Star Trek.

Which is fair enough. Particularly with Star Trek, the setting makes it easy to transcend genre.

But there's a point where you, as the author, would start to push it. After the war of the Ring, you can't exactly have Legolas jumping forward in time a thousand years to fight Godzilla in a giant robot, just as an example. Or have Robocop suddenly on the trail of pirate treasure. There's a point where it just wouldn't work.

"Power Rangers" transcends those genre borders a lot easier than others, is what I was trying to say.

[Chrosis]

*Cracks Whip at Peter*

DO I?

*snaps fingers, reverting the whip to dust*

As kinky as that is... no. And I'm glad I don't have memories, otherwise I might remember you. :D

[Peter]

Okay, no offense, but ew. It's supposed to be a kid's show.

Yeah, but I'd play it mostly for laughs. I think it would be kinda funny.

"Don't worry Jason, I've got your back."
"Uh, Zac? That's not my back."
"Oh, sorry, my bad."
"I'm gonna need so much therapy."

[Peter]

Query: How does Saved by the Bell get on Adult Swim?

Its not even a cartoon, for fuck's sake.

Okay, that, I don't know.

Silly cartoon network.

[Peter]

*Cracks Whip at Peter*

DO I?

*catches whip and yanks it out of the Dog's hand*

Yeah. You do.

[Sean McClain]

Okay, that, I don't know.

Silly cartoon network.
I blame Ted Turner for this.

Just like I blame him for everything.

[The Dog]

*snaps fingers, reverting the whip to dust*

As kinky as that is... no. And I'm glad I don't have memories, otherwise I might remember you. :D

*Snaps fingers, bringing the whip back. Then snaps fingers again, causing Chrosis's fingers and toes to turn to dust*

[Chrosis]

*Snaps fingers, bringing the whip back. Then snaps fingers again, causing Chrosis's fingers and toes to turn to dust*

Ow.

*clicks tongue, turning The Dog into dust and bringing back Chrosis's fingers and toes*

Ha!

[The Dog]

*catches whip and yanks it out of the Dog's hand*

Yeah. You do.

Awww, you took my whip. Oh well.

*Causes another whip to appear in his hand*

Ok.

*Cracks the whip at Peter*

CAN YOU PLEASE CHOOSE A COLOR? PLEASE?

[The Dog]

Ow.

*clicks tongue, turning The Dog into dust and bringing back Chrosis's fingers and toes*

Ha!

*Dust reforms into my body, and I snap my fingers and turns Chrosis into a pile of living dust*

Ha! Ha! HA!

[Anthony Johanson]

Ow.

*clicks tongue, turning The Dog into dust and bringing back Chrosis's fingers and toes*

Ha!

Yet another turn to dust contest.

[Chrosis]

*dies, then pops into existence on the Dog's shoulder*

Hey! Who are you? Who am I? Damnit!

[Peter]

Awww, you took my whip. Oh well.

*Causes another whip to appear in his hand*

Ok.

*Cracks the whip at Peter*

CAN YOU PLEASE CHOOSE A COLOR? PLEASE?
Well I've got like about 30 to choose from, what colour do you want?

[The Dog]

Well I've got like about 30 to choose from, what colour do you want?

Orange, your favorite color.

*Throws Chrosis off his shoulder and cracks his whip at him*

Sorry, this is happy whip time, and I like to crack it at people.

[Chrosis]

Orange, your favorite color.

*Throws Chrosis off his shoulder and cracks his whip at him*

Sorry, this is happy whip time, and I like to crack it at people.

*glares, ready to snap fingers*

What the hell did I do!?

[Peter]

Orange, your favorite color.

If you insist. Dark, or light?

[The Dog]

*glares, ready to snap fingers*

What the hell did I do!?

*Readies whip*

Sitting on my shoulder, you were in my personal space.

[The Dog]

If you insist. Dark, or light?

Your choice.

[Chrosis]

*Readies whip*

Sitting on my shoulder, you were in my personal space.

I wasn't sitting, I was popping into existence!!!

*snaps fingers, turning both the dogs hands and the whip to dust*

[Peter]

Your choice.

Yeah, but I'm in a bit of a fickle mood right now.

[Anthony Johanson]

I wasn't sitting, I was popping into existence!!!

*snaps fingers, turning both the dogs hands and the whip to dust*

Can I please wipe him off of all realities...pleeeeeease

[The Dog]

I wasn't sitting, I was popping into existence!!!

*snaps fingers, turning both the dogs hands and the whip to dust*

*Hits Chrosis with the Omega Effect, erasing him from existance. I then click my tongue, causing my hands and whip to reappear*

Well, pop into existance elsewhere, OK?

[The Dog]

Yeah, but I'm in a bit of a fickle mood right now.

... Well, OK then.

[Chrosis]

*Hits Chrosis with the Omega Effect, erasing him from existance. I then click my tongue, causing my hands and whip to reappear*

Well, pop into existance elsewhere, OK?

*pops into existence on top of Anthony Johanson's head*

Bastard!

*snaps fingers, turning Anthony Johanson to dust*

I have memories! :evilsmile

[Anthony Johanson]

*pops into existence on top of Anthony Johanson's head*

Bastard!

*snaps fingers, turning Anthony Johanson to dust*

I have memories! :evilsmile

I rendered myself immune to your magic, abilities, etc. a while ago. Now, I will give you one final warning, tick me off once more, and you will be erased across all realities. That time, there is no coming back.

[Chrosis]

I rendered myself immune to your magic, abilities, etc. a while ago. Now, I will give you one final warning, tick me off once more, and you will be erased across all realities. That time, there is no coming back.

Immortality, biatch!

Everytime I'm destroyed, I come back! Ha!

And you talk big for a pile of dust.

[Peter]

Seriously, don't you guys ever get sick of just mindless acts of violence against each other?

[Sean McClain]

Seriously, don't you guys ever get sick of just mindless acts of violence against each other?
This is Rumbles.

So no, never.

[Anthony Johanson]

Immortality, biatch!

Everytime I'm destroyed, I come back! Ha!

And you talk big for a pile of dust.

By the way, that pile of dust, that's one of my civilians. I am ticked about that, so I am rendering them all immune to you. Oh yeah, its not so much destroying as erasing you on all levels.

[Peter]

This is Rumbles.

So no, never.

But don't you wanna be doing something constructive, something challenging or creative rather than another, "My powers beat your powers?" I mean damn, we got a whole board for *that*.

[The Dog]

Seriously, don't you guys ever get sick of just mindless acts of violence against each other?

Obviously not.

I however, do. And when I do, I either plot evil schemes, fall into a depression about my love life, or as of recently, do things that make people (namely EmmaFrost), see me in a gayer light.

[Anthony Johanson]

Seriously, don't you guys ever get sick of just mindless acts of violence against each other?

Pretty much, but since mindless acts of violence is what makes rumbles go 'round, I just let it be.

[Peter]

Obviously not.

I however, do. And when I do, I either plot evil schemes, fall into a depression about my love life, or as of recently, do things that make people (namely EmmaFrost), see me in a gayer light.

You're still only about level 2 in terms of gayness, so I wouldn't worry.

Yeah, there's a scale. CBF invented it, and it's actually pretty good.

[Sean McClain]

But don't you wanna be doing something constructive, something challenging or creative rather than another, "My powers beat your powers?" I mean damn, we got a whole board for *that*.
*hits random person in skull with Power Axe*

[Peter]

*hits random person in skull with Power Axe*

*checks random person's wallet*

It was only Hot-branch. Continue.

[Anthony Johanson]

But don't you wanna be doing something constructive, something challenging or creative rather than another, "My powers beat your powers?" I mean damn, we got a whole board for *that*.

Yes I would, anyone got any ideas for something constructive, challenging, or creative?

[Sean McClain]

Yes I would, anyone got any ideas for something constructive, challenging, or creative?
Yes, we need a Warwolf to demolish our enemies with flaming pianos and cars.

[Chrosis]

By the way, that pile of dust, that's one of my civilians. I am ticked about that, so I am rendering them all immune to you. Oh yeah, its not so much destroying as erasing you on all levels.

*snaps fingers, turning Anthony's entire kindom and people to dust*

Not immune enough, apparantly.

[Anthony Johanson]

*snaps fingers, turning Anthony's entire kindom and people to dust*

Not immune enough, apparantly.

*Kingdom and people no-sell it*

Please, no more mindless violence.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes, we need a Warwolf to demolish our enemies with flaming pianos and cars.

Let me clarify, anything constructive, creative, or challenging that does not include mindless violence?

[Chrosis]

*Kingdom and people no-sell it*

Please, no more mindless violence.

Fine. I won't do it mindlessly.

*teleports back to tower*

[The Dog]

You're still only about level 2 in terms of gayness, so I wouldn't worry.

Yeah, there's a scale. CBF invented it, and it's actually pretty good.

I know there's a scale. Level 1 is "Not that there's Anything Wrong With It", Level 4 is "Brokeback Mountain", and Level 5 is "He-Man And the Masters of the Universe."

But what are Level's 2 and 3? I can't remember.

[Sean McClain]

Let me clarify, anything constructive, creative, or challenging that does not include mindless violence?

Fine, we need a badass rocket ship to take us to the moon.
so I can use it to drop the moon on the Earth and destroy all humanity

[Anthony Johanson]

Fine, we need a badass rocket ship to take us to the moon.
so I can use it to drop the moon on the Earth and destroy all humanity

Head, meet desk.

*bang*

[Anthony Johanson]

I know there's a scale. Level 1 is "Not that there's Anything Wrong With It", Level 4 is "Brokeback Mountain", and Level 5 is "He-Man And the Masters of the Universe."

But what are Level's 2 and 3? I can't remember.

I remember level 3 is Smallville Clark/Lex

[Sean McClain]

Head, meet desk.

*bang*
Yes, its working :evilsmile: