Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Guts/Batman]

I will now tell you that I played you. I didn't bribe anybody.

*Heroes go and occupy half of Khazan*

So predictable... :p

[Phrozen]

Hm, you should know, that pen was filled with acid-ink. Even now, the so-called "treaty" is melting away. And with no treaty to back your expansion, you violate your non-agression agreement.

May the Holy Pantheon show mercy, because I will not.

This is the magic of video tape.

*screen plays a close up of Sean signing the treaty. Dibiase does the laugh again*

[Sean McClain]

This is the magic of video tape.

*screen plays a close up of Sean signing the treaty. Dibiase does the laugh again*
But without the actual treaty, the agreement is null and void. Thusly, so is our non-agression pact.

[The Dog]

I love how everyone just wanders in and then decides to join in. Also they apparently don't belive in safe sex in the X-mansion.

Why should they? Its not like puny human AIDS or crabs can hurt them.

And it plays out like an orgy in any porn. People show up and decide to just start screwing.

[Tommy]

Why should they? Its not like puny human AIDS or crabs can hurt them.
I bet Xavier is sitting on the cure. He is a Jerk like that.
And it plays out like an orgy in any porn. People show up and decide to just start screwing.
I know. It is just really funny due to these being the X-men Evo kids. I still remember all that crap about everyone wanting Jean.

[The Dog]

I bet Xavier is sitting on the cure. He is a Jerk like that.

Yeah, only giving it to his students so rampant gay orgies will pop up at random so he can teleport there and join in.

I know. It is just really funny due to these being the X-men Evo kids. I still remember all that crap about everyone wanting Jean.

It was a cover, because they really wanted each other. And got each other in a massive gay orgy. There's probably a lesbo orgy going on elsewhere in the mansion.

You know it is.

[Phrozen]

But without the actual treaty, the agreement is null and void. Thusly, so is our non-agression pact.

I am already occuyping half. I have nuetralized you defenses and lay claim to by right of conquest.

[Tommy]

Yeah, only giving it to his students so rampant gay orgies will pop up at random so he can teleport there and join in.
I would not put it past him to film those orgys and then post them on the internet. That is probibly how he funds the X-men.


It was a cover, because they really wanted each other. And got each other in a massive gay orgy. There's probably a lesbo orgy going on elsewhere in the mansion.

You know it is.
This is the X-men we are talking about. OF COURSE THERE IS A LESBIAN ORGY GOING ON.

Anyone remotly familor with the X-men knows that all the women come off as gay.

[Guts/Batman]

Good battle for #2 on the post count standings...

Anthony will have a high finish. I don't think I will be able to catch him...

[The Dog]

I would not put it past him to film those orgys and then post them on the internet. That is probibly how he funds the X-men.

Yeah. Those mutant-haters secretly beat off to gay mutant porn they pay for, because they're secretly gay for mutants. That's why they hate them so. It's so that they can surpress that part of themselves.

This is the X-men we are talking about. OF COURSE THERE IS A LESBIAN ORGY GOING ON.

Anyone remotly familor with the X-men knows that all the women come off as gay.

Well, of course. Gay and Lesbian orgies are a standard in the X-Mansion. Hell, Professor X probably makes them happen half the time with mind control.

That bastard.

[Guts/Batman]

Makes me wonder how many times Charles and Jean have done it using their powers....

[Sean McClain]

I am already occuyping half. I have nuetralized you defenses and lay claim to by right of conquest.
Silly man, that area is laden with tech your army will not know how to use.

The Downtroopers will be arriving shortly to take you on a nice vacation to Hell.

And, just to be sure: *gives Stretch the Toon Force*

[Captain Sarcasm]

Well, of course. Gay and Lesbian orgies are a standard in the X-Mansion. Hell, Professor X probably makes them happen half the time with mind control.

That bastard.

It almost makes not having any feeling in his genitals worthwile.

EDIT: Okay, I went back to the beginning of the conversation and... I have to have the link to that fancomic too.

...I'm so lonely.

[Phrozen]

Silly man, that area is laden with tech your army will not know how to use.

The Downtroopers will be arriving shortly to take you on a nice vacation to Hell.

And, just to be sure: *gives Stretch the Toon Force*

I am not there and that isn't my army. They are freelance heroes that have taken missions from Hero Corps. agents in multipule instances of the City of Heroesverse.

[yeoman]

This is the X-men we are talking about. OF COURSE THERE IS A LESBIAN ORGY GOING ON.

Anyone remotly familor with the X-men knows that all the women come off as gay.

What about Wolvesba... *Remebers Claremont's hints at Rahne/Dani*

Uh... Storm, totally straight... Except for Yukio... and Callisto...

What about Kitty? Okay... probably not...

Uh... Dust? Hey, Mercury seems only intrested in guys.

[BigJayStudd]

About a guy named Allen Steen.....


"Steen won dozens of championships in an impressive competitive career. In 1966 he beat the top two competitors in the country back to back, Chuck Norris and Joe Lewis, to become the only Texas to win the prestigious Grand-championship of the International Karate Championships."

[Trystenn]

About a guy named Allen Steen.....


"Steen won dozens of championships in an impressive competitive career. In 1966 he beat the top two competitors in the country back to back, Chuck Norris and Joe Lewis, to become the only Texas to win the prestigious Grand-championship of the International Karate Championships."
How many Texas' are there?

[BigJayStudd]

How many Texas' are there?

What, you've never been to West Texas?

[Trystenn]

What, you've never been to West Texas?
No, have you?

[BigJayStudd]

No, have you?


Hell yes, the streets are paved with gold and the women shoot beer out of thier nipples.

[Trystenn]

Hell yes, the streets are paved with gold and the women shoot beer out of thier nipples.
Hmmmm could you theoretically steal a street?

[BigJayStudd]

Hmmmm could you theoretically steal a street?

Only if you adopt it first.

[Trystenn]

Only if you adopt it first.
Where are the agencies?

[BigJayStudd]

Where are the agencies?

You know, I have no clue. They always have those "Adopt a Highway!" signs with no phone number to do so.

[Trystenn]

You know, I have no clue. They always have those "Adopt a Highway!" signs with no phone number to do so.
Guess they want me to clean their Sh*t for free huh?
F*ckers.

[Stretch Dude]

Silly man, that area is laden with tech your army will not know how to use.

The Downtroopers will be arriving shortly to take you on a nice vacation to Hell.

And, just to be sure: *gives Stretch the Toon Force*

Oh, hot damn! INKBLOT LIVES AGAIN!

[Anthony Johanson]

Good battle for #2 on the post count standings...

Anthony will have a high finish. I don't think I will be able to catch him...

Makes me proud.

[Anthony Johanson]

Silly man, that area is laden with tech your army will not know how to use.

The Downtroopers will be arriving shortly to take you on a nice vacation to Hell.

And, just to be sure: *gives Stretch the Toon Force*

I wonder if I should get involved...

[Anthony Johanson]

Oh, hot damn! INKBLOT LIVES AGAIN!

OMEGA RUMBLERS, Assemble!

[Super Samurai]

OMEGA RUMBLERS, Assemble!

Reporting For Duty!

[Tommy]

There are Omega rumblers?

[The Dog]

OMEGA RUMBLERS, Assemble!

*Walks over a slaps Anthony in the back of the head*

Hey! I'm the leader of this group of misfits! If anyone's calling them to assemble, it's gonna be ME!

[Tommy]

Is this one of those things where we post a picture of a large number of Superheros and all pick out who we want to be?

[The Dog]

Is this one of those things where we post a picture of a large number of Superheros and all pick out who we want to be?

I... don't know, honestly.

[Super Samurai]

Is this one of those things where we post a picture of a large number of Superheros and all pick out who we want to be?

You mean like this:

http://www.slateman.net/images/gaming/wallpaper-ssf2xr.jpg

[Tommy]

Speaking of Superheroes... if you google it, you will find this picture...

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/59/advcon3superheroes2os.jpg

[Super Samurai]

Speaking of Superheroes... if you google it, you will find this picture...

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/59/advcon3superheroes2os.jpg

So arousing yet disturbing at the same time!

[BigJayStudd]

Speaking of Superheroes... if you google it, you will find this picture...

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/59/advcon3superheroes2os.jpg


Nice horn.

[The Dog]

Speaking of Superheroes... if you google it, you will find this picture...

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/59/advcon3superheroes2os.jpg

Or this picture.

http://www.divideby0.com/photos/2004/Comic-Con/teentitans/PICT0117.JPG

When did Robin become so young?

[The MunchKING]

Sh*t has anyone actually built their fortunes?
Me. I built it on the backs of the 20 billion monsters I killed, and then I desposed the evil dictator Fair and square.

The other assimilated Universes were trickier, but I only seized one of them through Force of Arms.

[The MunchKING]

Phrozen maybe, but i thought Munch just showed up wealthy.
It seemed that way to you because you weren't around for the Third Age.

I also had a teaching job for a while, IIRC

[The MunchKING]

Phrozen has, seeing the rapid growth of his empire, I have with the warping thing. While Munchy has been wealthy since he took over an empire a while back, I can only assume that his wealth has increased massively since then.


Actually I Had to use my vast fourtune to float them for a while after the destabilization following the Culture ship's retreat...

But by now yes it's gone back to better than ever.

[The MunchKING]

Apparently he has been having money since before i was born.
Well you are a n00b. ;)

[The MunchKING]

You do know this means your empire is gonna dissolve into little petty states right?

Just like the Holy Roman Empire. It was neither Holy, Roman, or an Empire.
Hey at least as the Commander in Cheif I can assimilate their armies into mine. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Daaaayum....Peter's HARDCORE.
Isn't he though??

You don't want to SEE him when he's pissed off. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Sweet. Further immortalization.



:eek:

I don't wanna know where you got that image...

Then I shan't tell you. :)

[The MunchKING]

I need a few nukes for the people who write Sora/Donald and Sora/Goofy fics.

*snaps fingers*
LOL!! This I gotta see...

[The MunchKING]

Just saw in ads in the comics I get FFVII Advent Children is finally coming out on dvd April 25...

Fin-fucking-ally!
I'll believe it, when I see it.

[The MunchKING]

I am already occuyping half. I have nuetralized you defenses and lay claim to by right of conquest.


Especially since I already withdrew most of the troops.

[Anthony Johanson]

LOL!! This I gotta see...

*shudders* Some are just downright creepy.

[Anthony Johanson]

Actually I Had to use my vast fourtune to float them for a while after the destabilization following the Culture ship's retreat...

But by now yes it's gone back to better than ever.

I assumed as much.

[The MunchKING]

Or this picture.


When did Robin become so young?
You know your picture is a big blank right?

[Tommy]

http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/3561/superheroes9mb.jpg

This is something special.

(I wonder if I should post the tasteless Superman/Green Lantern pic I found)

[The MunchKING]

[QUOTE=The MunchKING]

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4721/MagnumGeneral.jpg

http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/2578/bnman4co.jpg

That's me.

Me to a T.

Thank you.

So, what's been going down and up while I was away?

Bebs and Me respectively. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Where are the rest of these cards located? On this thread?

99 posts til the big orgy...I mean, party.

Here you go. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=117082&page=79&pp=40)

[Anthony Johanson]

*Walks over a slaps Anthony in the back of the head*

Hey! I'm the leader of this group of misfits! If anyone's calling them to assemble, it's gonna be ME!

I didn't see you make the call. ;)

[The Dog]

http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/3561/superheroes9mb.jpg

This is something special.

(I wonder if I should post the tasteless Superman/Green Lantern pic I found)

Post the tasteless Superman/Green Lantern pic! I kindly ask it!

[Tommy]

http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/6623/screen200504281730244superhero.jpg
Captain America and Spider-Man support our troops.

http://www.defense.gov/news/Apr2005/screen_20050428173317_4superheroes050428-f-7203t-013.jpg

[Tommy]

Post the tasteless Superman/Green Lantern pic! I kindly ask it!
So welcome to making fun of Christopher Reeve 101.

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/214/photo028hg.jpg

The guy in the green is supposed to be GL. I am not sure who the pink lady is... Star Sapphire?

[BigJayStudd]

So welcome to making fun of Christopher Reeve 101.

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/214/photo028hg.jpg

The guy in the green is supposed to be GL. I am not sure who the pink lady is... Star Sapphire?

I think he's Green Hornet. Maybe Kato.

[Tommy]

I think he's Green Hornet. Maybe Kato.
Well the caption under that pic was Superman and Green Lantern...

[The Dog]

So welcome to making fun of Christopher Reeve 101.

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/214/photo028hg.jpg

The guy in the green is supposed to be GL. I am not sure who the pink lady is... Star Sapphire?

That looks like a gay Green Lantern and a paraplegic Superman.

Or maybe the guy in green is a gay Green Hornet. Can't tell other than he's most likely the gay version.

[The MunchKING]

Well the caption under that pic was Superman and Green Lantern...
Sick and Wrong, Sick and Wrong.

[BigJayStudd]

Well the caption under that pic was Superman and Green Lantern...

Really, he looks more like the Hurricane than anybody else. Stand back, Emma!

[Tommy]

Sick and Wrong, Sick and Wrong.
Hey, I said it was tasteless.

[The Dog]

Really, he looks more like the Hurricane than anybody else. Stand back, Emma!

I always thought the Hurricane was a Green Lantern fanboy. Guess he has some Superman love in him too (literally in this case).

[The MunchKING]

I always thought the Hurricane was a Green Lantern fanboy. Guess he has some Superman love in him too (literally in this case).
And people had the nerve to call Ash/Misty Sick and wrong.

[The Dog]

And people had the nerve to call Ash/Misty Sick and wrong.

Because they're underage, only reason.

[Super Samurai]

Eh, Ash/Misty isn't as bad as Pikachu/Brock.

[The MunchKING]

Because they're underage, only reason.
Bah this stuff is more S&W than a dozen Ash/his age girl scenerios. ;)

[Tommy]

I gve you Harly Quinn...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3719/374kz.jpg

And the world's worst Magento costume.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9708/333cx.jpg

[Anthony Johanson]

Eh, Ash/Misty isn't as bad as Pikachu/Brock.

They make fanfics of that?!

[Super Samurai]

They make fanfics of that?!

You can find a fanfic of almost any pairing you could think up.

[The MunchKING]

They make fanfics of that?!
I've mostly seen Ash/Picachu.

but yeah, I saw one where brock got him.

usually he prfers his Vulpix thoughl.

[The Dog]

I've seen Lilo/Stitch and Nani/Stitch pics. Seriously.

[Phrozen]

*completes integrating half of the Khazan Empire into Neo Venice*

[Anthony Johanson]

I've mostly seen Ash/Picachu.

but yeah, I saw one where brock got him.

usually he prfers his Vulpix thoughl.

Well, if they can make fics of Goofy, Donald, and King Mickey gang rape Sora, they can make fics of that.

[The MunchKING]

I've seen Lilo/Stitch and Nani/Stitch pics. Seriously.
Yup, I've seen them.

[The MunchKING]

Well, if they can make fics of Goofy, Donald, and King Mickey gang rape Sora, they can make fics of that.
Awwwwe... Gangrape?? i thought it was at least romatic gay orgy action. ;)

[The MunchKING]

*completes integrating half of the Khazan Empire into Neo Venice*
leads off the War Pigs and Down troopers.

So which one of you got the Arena??

[Anthony Johanson]

Awwwwe... Gangrape?? i thought it was at least romatic gay orgy action. ;)

That would have been refreshing.

[Phrozen]

leads off the War Pigs and Down troopers.

So which one of you got the Arena??

The Arena and surronding area was always a nuetral site and Neo Venice is respecting that.

[Stretch Dude]

You know your picture is a big blank right?

Just do what I do: Right-click the image, click "Properties" and then copy-and-paste the URL. Works every time.

[Stretch Dude]

There are Omega rumblers?

Oh my, yes. Basically, we're a bunch of hyperviolent superpowered frat boys. The link in my sig has the roster.

[Stretch Dude]

I gve you Harly Quinn...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3719/374kz.jpg

Heh. A girl in my school dressed as Harley for Halloween '04. She looked adorable cuz she was short. :D

[Stretch Dude]

*completes integrating half of the Khazan Empire into Neo Venice*

We have Munch, a reality warper, and a Toonforcer with Mentos. I dare you to try.

[Captain Sarcasm]

We have Munch, a reality warper, and a Toonforcer with Mentos. I dare you to try.

Everyone ignores the wielder of the power Sarcasm...

[The Dog]

Everyone ignores the wielder of the power Sarcasm...

Hey Sarc, you know that link I sent you that you wanted. Did you like it? :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

Everyone ignores the wielder of the power Sarcasm...

Sorry, man, didn't know you joined the Empire. :o

[Captain Sarcasm]

Hey Sarc, you know that link I sent you that you wanted. Did you like it? :evilsmile

*Sarcastinates Dog*

[Captain Sarcasm]

Sorry, man, didn't know you joined the Empire. :o

Wait, you mean this thread isn't part of the empire?

[The Dog]

*Sarcastinates Dog*

*Calls up his immunity to Sarcastination*

Awww, you didn't like it? Whyever not?

[Stretch Dude]

And now, for the "Stretch Dude's Been Playing KH2" update!

Atlantica is not weirding me out as much as it should, even with the knowledge that Haley Joel Osment can sing. This scares me.

Xaldin is very hard. Even with Mickey's help (TWICE in one battle) he still kicked my butt.

I spontaneously turned into a Heartless form while going into Valor Form during my revisit to Port Royal. Odd, yet cool. Hoping for an explanation for that. Luxord was cool.

I'm kinda disappointed that "What's This?" wasn't the soundtrack for Christmas Town.

Next time: yammerings on the Pride Lands!

[Stretch Dude]

Wait, you mean this thread isn't part of the empire?

No, no, I mean I didn't know you had formally joined us. You a General or a War Pig?

[Stretch Dude]

*Calls up his immunity to Sarcastination*

Awww, you didn't like it? Whyever not?

Dare I ask?

[Phrozen]

We have Munch, a reality warper, and a Toonforcer with Mentos. I dare you to try.

Much is staying nuetral as per his post above.

I have something much better then Mentos, I have Footos.

*plays "Big Me" music video*

[Stretch Dude]

Much is staying nuetral as per his post above.

I have something much better then Mentos, I have Footos.

*plays "Big Me" music video*

Even without Munch, we will fend you off.

And nothing beats the Freshmaker.

[Captain Sarcasm]

And now, for the "Stretch Dude's Been Playing KH2" update!

I spontaneously turned into a Heartless form while going into Valor Form during my revisit to Port Royal. Odd, yet cool. Hoping for an explanation for that. Luxord was cool.

Sadly no.

Also, the "Sarc's Been Kingdom Heartsening About" update.

Yuffie is Teh Short

[The Dog]

Dare I ask?

It's a pornographic X-Men Evolutions WebComic. Want I should send you the link?

[Captain Sarcasm]

No, no, I mean I didn't know you had formally joined us. You a General or a War Pig?

Oh, there's a formal thing? My bad. What do I have to do?

[Captain Sarcasm]

It's a pornographic X-Men Evolutions WebComic. Want I should send you the link?

SAY NO!!!!!

[The Dog]

SAY NO!!!!!

*Cracks Dominatrix-style whip at Sarc*

Quiet You!

[Trystenn]

*Cracks Dominatrix-style whip at Sarc*

Quiet You!
Whats up with you and the whip?

[The Dog]

Whats up with you and the whip?

*Cracks whip at Trystenn*

QUIET YOU!

[Tommy]

Whats up with you and the whip?
TAG! Your it.

[The Dog]

TAG! Your it.

*Cracks whip at EmmaFrost*

TAG! You're it!

[Tommy]

*Runs around behind Dog*

HAHA! Tag your it!

*Phases into the floor*

[Anthony Johanson]

We have Munch, a reality warper, and a Toonforcer with Mentos. I dare you to try.

Actually, I left and started my own empire.

[Trystenn]

*Cracks whip at Trystenn*

QUIET YOU!
No i will not be quiet until you ask me nicely.

[Trystenn]

TAG! Your it.
*Chases Emma*
Come back here!!!

[The Dog]

No i will not be quiet until you ask me nicely.

*Cracks whip at Trystenn*

QUIET YOU! Please.

[Phrozen]

Actually, I left and started my own empire.

It looks like your coalition is crumbling Stretch. I think it would be best for you to rethink your position.

[Trystenn]

*Cracks whip at Trystenn*

QUIET YOU! Please.
Ok.........


...

[The Dog]

*Runs around behind Dog*

HAHA! Tag your it!

*Phases into the floor*

*Phases into the floor and tags Emma*

TAG! You're it!

*Teleports into another dimension*

[Tommy]

*Chases Emma*
Come back here!!!
You missed out on all the pictures of people dressed up like super Heros I posted earlier.

[Trystenn]

You missed out on all the pictures of people dressed up like super Heros I posted earlier.
*Tags Emma*
Ahahahahahahahah!!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Sadly no.

Also, the "Sarc's Been Kingdom Heartsening About" update.

Yuffie is Teh Short

Crap. T'was cool.

And Tifa is Teh Badass. Anyone who punches a wall hard enough to shake the room without hurting herself is badass. (She's also Teh Stacked, which pleased me greatly.) :D

And George "Superman" Newbern as Sephiroth? Awesome.

[Anthony Johanson]

And now, for the "Stretch Dude's Been Playing KH2" update!

Atlantica is not weirding me out as much as it should, even with the knowledge that Haley Joel Osment can sing. This scares me.

Xaldin is very hard. Even with Mickey's help (TWICE in one battle) he still kicked my butt.

I spontaneously turned into a Heartless form while going into Valor Form during my revisit to Port Royal. Odd, yet cool. Hoping for an explanation for that. Luxord was cool.

I'm kinda disappointed that "What's This?" wasn't the soundtrack for Christmas Town.

Next time: yammerings on the Pride Lands!

The "Heartless Form" of which you speak is actually the Anti form, it randomly pops up sometimes when you attempt to change into Valor, Wisdom, or Master form. You move faster, but you take more damage, you cannot pick up HP orbs, and you do not gain EXP in that form.

As for Xalidn the Learn reaction command is going to be the most useful thing in this battle. Use the learn command about 5 times and then use the jump attack which replaces the attack command. He will be temporarily of guard and then use some follow up combos. For most of his attacks, just run and try not to hit the corners, except when he flies away on his spears, then run as far down the bridge as posible. The Valor and Master forms are useful on this fight.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Crap. T'was cool.

And Tifa is Teh Badass. Anyone who punches a wall hard enough to shake the room without hurting herself is badass. (She's also Teh Stacked, which pleased me greatly.) :D

Hooray! Boobies!

And George "Superman" Newbern as Sephiroth? Awesome.

Yeah, I was so shocked he pulled that off. And word is he'll be reprising that in Advent Children.

[Stretch Dude]

Oh, there's a formal thing? My bad. What do I have to do?

Just declare whether you're a General or a War Pig (elite troop). If you're a General, give yourself some fancy General title. (Like I'm "Specific General" and Sean is "General Shogun Magnum.") Then come up with some powers/abilities to be used in defense of the Empire.

[Stretch Dude]

SAY NO!!!!!

I SAY NO!!!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

It looks like your coalition is crumbling Stretch. I think it would be best for you to rethink your position.

Oh, I understand

[Captain Sarcasm]

Just declare whether you're a General or a War Pig (elite troop). If you're a General, give yourself some fancy General title. (Like I'm "Specific General" and Sean is "General Shogun Magnum.") Then come up with some powers/abilities to be used in defense of the Empire.

I'm... well, I guess I'm General Sarcasm. My ability is to ridicule the plans of all enemy forces until they give up and go home.

[Stretch Dude]

Actually, I left and started my own empire.

It looks like your coalition is crumbling Stretch. I think it would be best for you to rethink your position.

I doubt it. I'm still a Toonforcer, remember?

[Stretch Dude]

The "Heartless Form" of which you speak is actually the Anti form, it randomly pops up sometimes when you attempt to change into Valor, Wisdom, or Master form. You move faster, but you take more damage, you cannot pick up HP orbs, and you do not gain EXP in that form.

As for Xalidn the Learn reaction command is going to be the most useful thing in this battle. Use the learn command about 5 times and then use the jump attack which replaces the attack command. He will be temporarily of guard and then use some follow up combos. For most of his attacks, just run and try not to hit the corners, except when he flies away on his spears, then run as far down the bridge as posible. The Valor and Master forms are useful on this fight.

So noted. Advice thanked for.

[Anthony Johanson]

I doubt it. I'm still a Toonforcer, remember?

Actually, I've found a way around that.

[Stretch Dude]

I'm... well, I guess I'm General Sarcasm. My ability is to ridicule the plans of all enemy forces until they give up and go home.

You can be a bit more varied than that. Check the link in my sig if you want some inspiration.

[Anthony Johanson]

So noted. Advice thanked for.

You are welcome, ask if you need any other help on KH2.

[Stretch Dude]

Actually, I've found a way around that.

But you're not telling Phrozen, right?

(And if it's Dip, I as Inkblot am immune to it due to that I'm half-human.)

[Stretch Dude]

You are welcome, ask if you need any other help on KH2.

Aye, I will.

[Stretch Dude]

Hooray! Boobies!

Hooray!

Yeah, I was so shocked he pulled that off. And word is he'll be reprising that in Advent Children.

That's what it says in his filmography on the IMDb.

[Anthony Johanson]

But you're not telling Phrozen, right?

(And if it's Dip, I as Inkblot am immune to it due to that I'm half-human.)

It's not Dip, its something else entirely. But that raises an interesting question, if someone used Dip on you would it eliminate the Toonforce from you but not kill you?

[Tommy]

*Tags Emma*
Ahahahahahahahah!!!!
*runs around BN*

AHAH! TAG YOUR IT!

*Puts hand on table*

I'm on base!

[Captain Sarcasm]

You can be a bit more varied than that. Check the link in my sig if you want some inspiration.

I'll think up attacks as they come to me. Such is the way of the Sarcasm.

[Stretch Dude]

It's not Dip, its something else entirely. But that raises an interesting question, if someone used Dip on you would it eliminate the Toonforce from you but not kill you?

No, as I said, I'm immune to it. I could bathe in it and it wouldn't do squat.

[Anthony Johanson]

No, as I said, I'm immune to it. I could bathe in it and it wouldn't do squat.

Well, it was a good thought for a backup plan.

[The Dog]

*runs around BN*

AHAH! TAG YOUR IT!

*Puts hand on table*

I'm on base!

*Telekinetically moves the table from Emma's reach and grabs his ass*

TAG! You're it!

*Runs away really fast*

[Tommy]

*Telekinetically moves the table from Emma's reach and grabs his ass*
the longer I know you, the gayer you get.

Tag! your it!

[The Dog]

the longer I know you, the gayer you get.

Tag! your it!

... Is that a complement or not?

TAG! You're it!

[Tommy]

... Is that a complement or not?

TAG! You're it!
I guess.. a compliment.

Tag your it.

[The Dog]

I guess.. a compliment.

Tag your it.

Oh good. Well, considering I'd seriously take up your offer on buttsecks if we ever met in real life, I guess I can't deny I'm at least bisexual.

Tag you're it!

[Sean McClain]

Two new announcements:

1. I have finished God of War

2. Gladstone Gander has volunteered to become part of an experiment to create a "Luck Generator". With his aid, good luck shall wash over those loyal to the Khazan banner.

[Anthony Johanson]

Two new announcements:

1. I have finished God of War

2. Gladstone Gander has volunteered to become part of an experiment to create a "Luck Generator". With his aid, good luck shall wash over those loyal to the Khazan banner.

Which difficulty did you complete God of War on? As for number 2, thank goodness I created an empire able to optimize in all of its fields.

[Tami]

Hi! How is everybody today? (Just felt like saying hi)

[Chevan]

Hi! How is everybody today? (Just felt like saying hi)

Quite good. You?

[Sean McClain]

Which difficulty did you complete God of War on? As for number 2, thank goodness I created an empire able to optimize in all of its fields.
Spartan. But is there any way to start a new game with the stats you have accumulated on the first game?

[Anthony Johanson]

Spartan. But is there any way to start a new game with the stats you have accumulated on the first game?

Not that I know of.

[Sean McClain]

Not that I know of.
Dibbin' damn.

Then what good are the Athena Blades to me?

[Stretch Dude]

2. Gladstone Gander has volunteered to become part of an experiment to create a "Luck Generator". With his aid, good luck shall wash over those loyal to the Khazan banner.

Excellent news, Sean. Additionally, I have constructed a device that will empower our troops by pumping "The Touch" into their headsets on a constant loop. Phrozen shan't take our lands this day!

[Tami]

Quite good. You?

Tired, but otherwise okay. It's been a long week.

[Anthony Johanson]

Excellent news, Sean. Additionally, I have constructed a device that will empower our troops by pumping "The Touch" into their headsets on a constant loop. Phrozen shan't take our lands this day!

I could change that, unless you know other places that could be conquered. :evilsmile

[Anthony Johanson]

Dibbin' damn.

Then what good are the Athena Blades to me?

They do more damage then the Blades of Chaos.

[Chevan]

Excellent news, Sean. Additionally, I have constructed a device that will empower our troops by pumping "The Touch" into their headsets on a constant loop. Phrozen shan't take our lands this day!

Wouldn't constantly playing it devalue "The Touch"?

[Super Samurai]

Wouldn't constantly playing it devalue "The Touch"?

I agree, only those who are worthy should be able to listen to it.

[Sean McClain]

Wouldn't constantly playing it devalue "The Touch"?
No, if it were alternated with songs of equal power, such as 'Instruments of Destruction', then it would lose no effectiveness.

[Sean McClain]

They do more damage then the Blades of Chaos.
But if they can not be used in anything else besides the Challenges of the Gods, what good are they overall?

[Anthony Johanson]

No, if it were alternated with songs of equal power, such as 'Instruments of Destruction', then it would lose no effectiveness.

Still, even with alternating songs, all those songs would eventually be chapened in value.

[Anthony Johanson]

But if they can not be used in anything else besides the Challenges of the Gods, what good are they overall?

I have no idea, I guess the makers of the game were hard pressed for a power that would actually be useful at that point.

[Sean McClain]

Still, even with alternating songs, all those songs would eventually be chapened in value.
Then songs shall be found and manufactured.

Their meanings ingrained into every Downtrooper, and their voices preached by every War Pig.

[Sean McClain]

I have no idea, I guess the makers of the game were hard pressed for a power that would actually be useful at that point.
Yeah, once you max out the Blades of Chaos, there isn't much more you can do except start upping Posideon's Rage and the Armies of Hades.

God, I need that sequel; and some money to get KH 1 and 2.

[Phrozen]

Here is my answer:

*hires the Undertaker.*

Now, I hereby declare that when Neo Venice or any of it's possessions is attacked, Wrestlemania will be declared.

[Sean McClain]

Here is my answer:

*hires the Undertaker.*

Now, I hereby declare that when Neo Venice or any of it's possessions is attacked, Wrestlemania will be declared.
*Raises the Thing (Yes, at one time he was a pro wrestler)*

Answer to what?

[Anthony Johanson]

Here is my answer:

*hires the Undertaker.*

Now, I hereby declare that when Neo Venice or any of it's possessions is attacked, Wrestlemania will be declared.

Will a Hell in a Cell match also be declared?

[Phrozen]

Will a Hell in a Cell match also be declared?

In certain dire circumstances yes.

[Sean McClain]

In certain dire circumstances yes.
Ooh, can we do an Inferno match too?

[Chrosis]

Ooh, can we do an Inferno match too?

Match of the Damned?

[Anthony Johanson]

Match of the Damned?

Buried Alive Match?

[Sean McClain]

Match of the Damned?
It's a match in which the outside of the ring is lined with flamethrowers. Every time someone is slammed to the mat, the flames flare up. The object of the match is to throw your opponent outside the ring, thus setting him on fire.

[Phrozen]

It's a match in which the outside of the ring is lined with flamethrowers. Every time someone is slammed to the mat, the flames flare up. The object of the match is to throw your opponent outside the ring, thus setting him on fire.

That was lame. Hell in the Cell was much better.

[Sean McClain]

That was lame. Hell in the Cell was much better.
Yeah, it's probably the reason the match was only used once.

But if the Hell in the Cell cage were set on fire, and the outside of the ring was lined with gun-toting crocodiles and a shark in a human-skin zoot suit, how would that improve?

[Guts/Batman]

I'll believe it, when I see it.

Same here...

It's been delayed one too many times for me to believe the ad.

[Guts/Batman]

Makes me proud.

*Does the fist shake*

[Guts/Batman]

Or this picture.

http://www.divideby0.com/photos/2004/Comic-Con/teentitans/PICT0117.JPG

When did Robin become so young?

*Is disturbed deeply*

[Sean McClain]

*Is disturbed deeply*
Yeah, it's pretty disturbing how it stretches the page out for a mile-and-a-half of nothing.

[Guts/Batman]

*Image snip*

This is something special.

(I wonder if I should post the tasteless Superman/Green Lantern pic I found)

Very special...

Check out my Google Image Search is Evil thread. There is a pic of a GL wanna be with mass "cameltoe". I quote that because it is a guy in the suit...

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, it's pretty disturbing how it stretches the page out for a mile-and-a-half of nothing.

I was thinking more of the guy dressed as Starfire but that works, too...

[Guts/Batman]

They make fanfics of that?!

They even have pictures!!!

And a badly done anime lil video of Ash doing Misty, believe me because I have watched it...

[Guts/Batman]

Sorry, man, didn't know you joined the Empire. :o

Yea...

I made Sarc a magician on the Mage Council.

[Anthony Johanson]

They even have pictures!!!

And a badly done anime lil video of Ash doing Misty, believe me because I have watched it...

Wow, people have WAY too much time on their hands.

[Guts/Batman]

WOw, people have WAY too much time on their hands.

Which one? Me or the animators? :D

It was fucking hilarious...

[Anthony Johanson]

*Does the fist shake*

*Does the evil bastard grin*

[Anthony Johanson]

Which one? Me or the animators? :D

It was fucking hilarious...

The animators of course.

[Guts/Batman]

The animators of course.

That's good to know. :D

I know you would never say that of me....

[Sean McClain]

That's good to know. :D

I know you would never say that of me....
Wait, was it those MMG guys?

I swear, their DragonMoon X pics are unbelieveable.

[Guts/Batman]

The MunchKING 532
Anthony Johanson 472
Trystenn 459
Guts/Batman 267
Sean McClain 259
Stretch Dude 249
Phrozen 175
The Dog 152
Peter 151

Yea...

Probably not going to 200 posts.

[Phrozen]

*Divies up Half of Khazan amongst his supporters, the provences of: Creytion, Crecy, Million Dollartopia, and Happy Fun Land*

[Guts/Batman]

Wait, was it those MMG guys?

I swear, their DragonMoon X pics are unbelieveable.

Yea, those DragonMoon X guys were fucking awesome.

Alas, no it was not quality. Think of the shittiest animation you can think of and it was that. Neither of the characters looked like they should...

If it was the MMG guys, I would have kept the video...

[Sean McClain]

Yea, those DragonMoon X guys were fucking awesome.

Alas, no it was not quality. Think of the shittiest animation you can think of and it was that. Neither of the characters looked like they should...

If it was the MMG guys, I would have kept the video...
No, they did a couple of videos: "Sailor and the Seven Ballz, and Star Ballz, and Pulp Friction I and II."

[Anthony Johanson]

The MunchKING 532
Anthony Johanson 472
Trystenn 459
Guts/Batman 267
Sean McClain 259
Stretch Dude 249
Phrozen 175
The Dog 152
Peter 151

Yea...

Probably not going to 200 posts.

*does the happy dance*

[Guts/Batman]

No, they did a couple of videos: "Sailor and the Seven Ballz, and Star Ballz, and Pulp Friction I and II."

Ohhh yesssssss...

That's Sean. I will look for them.

[Anthony Johanson]

That's good to know. :D

I know you would never say that of me....

Of couse not, why would you think that....

[Guts/Batman]

*does the happy dance*

I could still fall into 6th place...

Not a firm position at the moment.

[Phrozen]

I have got land for sale. Pure unspoiled land for sale. Full of nice rivers and valleys and mountains. You could put a little Swiss village there and re-create the Sound of Music and William Tell to your hearts content.

[Sean McClain]

Ohhh yesssssss...

That's Sean. I will look for them.
I've known about them for quite some time, but they aren't very well animated, so don't get your hopes up for the Hentai Masterpiece of the Exploding Pants Year.

[Trulyures]

Hey everyone I'm back.... What did I miss? :)

[Phrozen]

Hey everyone I'm back.... What did I miss? :)

I pulled off possibly the biggest land grab in history.

[Anthony Johanson]

I have got land for sale. Pure unspoiled land for sale. Full of nice rivers and valleys and mountains. You could put a little Swiss village there and re-create the Sound of Music and William Tell to your hearts content.

Hmm...I may be interested, how much will it cost?

[Anthony Johanson]

Hey everyone I'm back.... What did I miss? :)

Nothing really, how are you Tru?

[Trulyures]

I pulled off possibly the biggest land grab in history.
Really? How so?

[Sean McClain]

Hey everyone I'm back.... What did I miss? :)
Salutations, Greetings, Hello, and Bizarro Goodbye!

You've missed faux takeovers, faux assemblies, a guy failing to bust a beer bottle over his head, and a very suspicious mud puddle.

[Phrozen]

Hmm...I may be interested, how much will it cost?

Your soul.

Okay, not really. How about a pledge of fealty for the land and 10 years of any profit you make off the land?

[Phrozen]

Really? How so?

I got Sean to sign over half of Guts former empire.

*shows video. Dibiase laughs*

[Trulyures]

Salutations, Greetings, Hello, and Bizarro Goodbye!

You've missed faux takeovers, faux assemblies, a guy failing to bust a beer bottle over his head, and a very suspicious mud puddle.
Aww...... you're leaving? How sad..............................................
Well, that's ok.... :D

Hmm.... that sounds interesting... I think?

[Anthony Johanson]

Your soul.

Okay, not really. How about a pledge of fealty for the land and 10 years of any profit you make off the land?

Hmm... a pledge of alliance and 10 years of profit, give me a moment to think that over.

[Trulyures]

I got Sean to sign over half of Guts former empire.

*shows video. Dibiase laughs*
Wow, impressive...... ;)

[The Dog]

Hey everyone I'm back.... What did I miss? :)

Well, I don't know. I've barely been paying attention myself.

[Sean McClain]

I got Sean to sign over half of Guts former empire.

*shows video. Dibiase laughs*
Dibiase is dead, and your contract is melted.

[Phrozen]

Wow, impressive...... ;)

Thank you.

[Sean McClain]

Aww...... you're leaving? How sad..............................................
Well, that's ok.... :D

Hmm.... that sounds interesting... I think?
Bizarro Goodbye is just another way of saying Regular Hello.

[Phrozen]

Dibiase is dead, and your contract is melted.

I still own half of Guts former empire and you didn't kill Dibiase. At this time the contract doesn't mean anything.

[Sean McClain]

I still own half of Guts former empire and you didn't kill Dibiase. At this time the contract doesn't mean anything.
No, I'm pretty sure Dibiase is dead in real life.

And it's not like we can't just make more land with the Instant Land-Generator.

[Anthony Johanson]

No, I'm pretty sure Dibiase is dead in real life.

And it's not like we can't just make more land with the Instant Land-Generator.

No, Dibiase is alive in real life.

[Phrozen]

No, Dibiase is alive in real life.

Very much so and is doing creative for Smackdown.

[Anthony Johanson]

*starts taking over neutral non-important empires*

So if I were to but this land from you, I would essentially have to serve under you?

[Phrozen]

*starts taking over neutral non-important empires*

So if I were to but this land from you, I would essentially have to serve under you?

In a fashion yes. I can call you up for military service within my borders for 40 days. I will protect you with military aide and legal aide. You have to attend court anytime I call you but I have professional advisors for that, etc.

[Anthony Johanson]

In a fashion yes. I can call you up for military service within my borders for 40 days. I will protect you with military aide and legal aide. You have to attend court anytime I call you but I have professional advisors for that, etc.

Would I still retain my empire?

[Trulyures]

Wow, sorry got to cut this short everyone, but I have to go :(
But I love you all though, just remember that :)

Laters!!!!!!

[Phrozen]

Would I still retain my empire?

Yes, you are only swearing fealty for the land you are buying.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes, you are only swearing fealty for the land you are buying.

Goodie, then I accept the terms of buying.

[Sean McClain]

Yes, you are only swearing fealty for the land you are buying.
*Starts collecting revenue from the Arena and collecting money from the Underworld, both criminal and hellish.*

[The MunchKING]

We have Munch, a reality warper, and a Toonforcer with Mentos. I dare you to try.
I defected, along with Most of the Army, when everthing started going downhill...

[Anthony Johanson]

Wow, sorry got to cut this short everyone, but I have to go :(
But I love you all though, just remember that :)

Laters!!!!!!

Later Tru.

[Sean McClain]

I defected, along with Most of the Army, when everthing started going downhill...
You quitter.

[Phrozen]

Goodie, then I accept the terms of buying.

*gives Anthony a clump of dirt*

Yeah, I know. It is crappy symbolism but it is tradition. Now go and rule your land and don't forget to pay on time or Taker will come visit you.

[Phrozen]

I defected, along with Most of the Army, when everthing started going downhill...

Defecting to your own side is called trying to preform a coup.

[Anthony Johanson]

*gives Anthony a clump of dirt*

Yeah, I know. It is crappy symbolism but it is tradition. Now go and rule your land and don't forget to pay on time or Taker will come visit you.

I am a man of honor (for the most part), so I will pay on time.

[The MunchKING]

And now, for the "Stretch Dude's Been Playing KH2" update!

Atlantica is not weirding me out as much as it should, even with the knowledge that Haley Joel Osment can sing. This scares me.

Am I the onl one that though sora looked to be getting REAL close with her?

Xaldin is very hard. Even with Mickey's help (TWICE in one battle) he still kicked my butt.

I spontaneously turned into a Heartless form while going into Valor Form during my revisit to Port Royal. Odd, yet cool. Hoping for an explanation for that. Luxord was cool.

It's a random chance thing, based on how man times You've gone form.

It could be worse though. Mine happened while I was fighting OOgie Boogie!!

[The MunchKING]

It's a pornographic X-Men Evolutions WebComic. Want I should send you the link?
Do we ever!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Am I the onl one that though sora looked to be getting REAL close with her?



It's a random chance thing, based on how man times You've gone form.

It could be worse though. Mine happened while I was fighting OOgie Boogie!!

No, I kinda thought Sora was getting close to Ariel also.

[Phrozen]

Do we ever!!

It is a gay pornographic webcomic Munch.

[The MunchKING]

Defecting to your own side is called trying to preform a coup.
Not really. It's a coup if I take over the country. They all moved to m land. So it was more of a mass Exodis.

[The MunchKING]

It looks like your coalition is crumbling Stretch. I think it would be best for you to rethink your position.
Once Gut's quit, it was all over but the shoutin.

[The MunchKING]

But you're not telling Phrozen, right?

(And if it's Dip, I as Inkblot am immune to it due to that I'm half-human.)


I know another way. Just occured to me.

[Phrozen]

Once Gut's quit, it was all over but the shoutin.

Like I said, little petty states.

[The MunchKING]

No, as I said, I'm immune to it. I could bathe in it and it wouldn't do squat.
Isn't it acidic??

[Anthony Johanson]

Isn't it acidic??

I thought it was only acidic to toons.

[The MunchKING]

Excellent news, Sean. Additionally, I have constructed a device that will empower our troops by pumping "The Touch" into their headsets on a constant loop. Phrozen shan't take our lands this day!
Sadly enough ou could get beat b a 4th level AD&D mage. "Silence" Area effect. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Here is my answer:

*hires the Undertaker.*

Now, I hereby declare that when Neo Venice or any of it's possessions is attacked, Wrestlemania will be declared.


Bah Sabin could Take the Undertaker. and if he could, I could...

[Anthony Johanson]

Bah Sabin could Take the Undertaker. and if he could, I could...

Not at Wrestlemania, Undertaker at Wrestlemania is his most invincible incarnation.

[Phrozen]

Bah Sabin could Take the Undertaker. and if he could, I could...

If it was at Wrestlemania, Sabin would be jobbing.

[The MunchKING]

I have got land for sale. Pure unspoiled land for sale. Full of nice rivers and valleys and mountains. You could put a little Swiss village there and re-create the Sound of Music and William Tell to your hearts content.
What's the going rate??

[Phrozen]

What's the going rate??

Depends on the person actually.

[The MunchKING]

*Starts collecting revenue from the Arena and collecting money from the Underworld, both criminal and hellish.*
Dog is NOT going to be happy.

Maybe if you gave it all to him, he'll let you keep your soul.

[Sean McClain]

Dog is NOT going to be happy.

Maybe if you gave it all to him, he'll let you keep your soul.
Soul? What is this "soul" you speak of?

[The MunchKING]

It is a gay pornographic webcomic Munch.
Oh damn. Is it at least Kitty/Jubalee or some other gay girl porn? Or is it (ick) guy/guy

[Anthony Johanson]

Soul? What is this "soul" you speak of?

I didn't know you didn't have a soul.

[The MunchKING]

I thought it was only acidic to toons.
It instantl desolves toons, but I thought it was also an acid. So it would seriousl burn people even if it didn't desolve them Toon Style. That was the pretext Doom used for wearing those thick rubber gloves whenever he was near the stuff...

[The MunchKING]

If it was at Wrestlemania, Sabin would be jobbing.
Good thing he doesn't follow scripts. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

It instantl desolves toons, but I thought it was also an acid. So it would seriousl burn people even if it didn't desolve them Toon Style. That was the pretext Doom used for wearing those thick rubber gloves whenever he was near the stuff...

Ah, never saw the movie where they used "Dip", so I learned something.

[The MunchKING]

Depends on the person actually.
a thousand gold.

I'm not stupid. You can't sucker me into a percentage of the take.