Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Trystenn]

No, I really have no desire to see it.

Nore a microscope on hand.
Why would you need a microscope?

[The MunchKING]

Yes i could and you know it you....YOU


Is your plan to embaress me to death with your pitiful lack of anything approaching intelligence in this pre-fight banter??

Because That's the only reason I can see...


Hey just say when and ill start up!!!

When ever you talk yourself enough balls to attack me, bring it on.

[Trystenn]

What, the blade, or the dick?

Cause I'm more interested in the blade.
My penis...

[The MunchKING]

Why would you need a microscope?
Never mind, I forgot I'd need something much stronger than THAT to find your brain.

[Sean McClain]

There is no blade in this multiverse that can cut off my D*ck, you want to see it?
I bet the Ancient Bone Saber of Zumacalis could do it.

Or the dreaded Fluffy Pillow.

Your choice.

[Trystenn]

Is your plan to embaress me to death with your pitiful lack of anything approaching intelligence in this pre-fight banter??

Because That's the only reason I can see...
Im just awful with any kind of banter really.




When ever you talk yourself enough balls to attack me, bring it on.
Ok my fatal flaw the last time as not relying on magic while going at you without a plan...

*Casts Thorns and begins Wind Walking*

[The Dog]

*Grabs Sword of Crappy Taiwanese Manufacture*

*Cuts off Trystenn's sword into three pieces, then cuts his hands off*

Now, appologize to Truly for being a big meanie jerk. Or else I cut off your "little friend", if you know what I mean.

[Trystenn]

Never mind, I forgot I'd need something much stronger than THAT to find your brain.
.................................
:(


My brain is completely normal sized and you know it.

[Trystenn]

*Cuts off Trystenn's sword into three pieces, then cuts his hands off*

Now, appologize to Truly for being a big meanie jerk. Or else I cut off your "little friend", if you know what I mean.
You know, i can still bite you to death.

[The MunchKING]

Im just awful with any kind of banter really.

No anykind of thinking period.



Ok my fatal flaw the last time as not relying on magic while going at you without a plan...

*Casts Thorns and begins Wind Walking*

*Casts Mighty Gaurd*

[Chrosis]

*kills everyone who deserves it*

Hey, I'm not bamboozled anymore!

[The MunchKING]

.................................
:(


My brain is completely normal sized and you know it.


Really?? Then you should be a politician. Most of theirs have never been used either.

[Trystenn]

No anykind of thinking period.





*Casts Mighty Gaurd*
*Uses spell Steal and attemps to impale out of Wind Walk*

[The MunchKING]

*Cuts off Trystenn's sword into three pieces, then cuts his hands off*

Now, appologize to Truly for being a big meanie jerk. Or else I cut off your "little friend", if you know what I mean.


Hey, I may not HAVE to kill him.

[Trystenn]

Really?? Then you should be a politician. Most of theirs have never been used either.
I dont like using my brain, its makes things seem...
Normal.

[Trystenn]

Hey, I may not HAVE to kill him.
Oh no your ont done with me yet.

[The MunchKING]

*Uses spell Steal and attemps to impale out of Wind Walk*


*Hamatos him*

9999 damage.

*Sigh* Oh well...

I guess I can give him another try.

LIFE 2!

[The Dog]

You know, i can still bite you to death.

*Punches the teeth out of Trystenn's head and cuts his legs off*

Now, APPOLOGIZE!

[Trystenn]

*Hamatos him*

9999 damage.

*Sigh* Oh well...

I guess I can give him another try.

LIFE 2!
The F*ck is a Hamato and how did you see me?

[Trystenn]

*Punches the teeth out of Trystenn's head and cuts his legs off*

Now, APPOLOGIZE!
You know i can lick you to death.

[Sean McClain]

I dont like using my brain, its makes things seem...
Normal.
Really, that's the exact reason why I dislike not using my brain.

Being you makes everything, normal and icky.

[The MunchKING]

The F*ck is a Hamato and how did you see me?
I can target invisable things. But you were invisable?

And Hamato is a kind of Counter Attack. A preemptive kind.

[Trulyures]

*Punches the teeth out of Trystenn's head and cuts his legs off*

Now, APPOLOGIZE!
It's ok, he doesn't have to.... if it's said, it won't be meant anyways :( *sigh* anyways, how are you now? :)

[The MunchKING]

You know i can lick you to death.
Oh I bet you'd like licking him.

I KNEW the Raven thing was just a cover.

[Trystenn]

Really, that's the exact reason why I dislike not using my brain.

Being you makes everything, normal and icky.
............................
Yeah, me too.

[The Dog]

You know i can lick you to death.

So you're going to try and "lick" me to death. Ew. *Puts the point of his sword to Trystenn's throat* Now, apologize or else I stab you in the throat.

[Trystenn]

I can target invisable things. But you were invisable?

And Hamato is a kind of Counter Attack. A preemptive kind.
Alright, i guess if i can keep my deatsh down to 2 i still do better by default.

*Re-Casts Thorns and Casts Inner Glow*
This time ill stay defensive.

[The MunchKING]

So you're going to try and "lick" me to death. Ew. *Puts the point of his sword to Trystenn's throat* Now, apologize or else I stab you in the throat.
Oh I don't think "Death" is the goal he's going for with his VERY enthusiatic licking. ;)

[Trulyures]

NO really it's alright now, I'm fine and dandy seeee :D :)

[The MunchKING]

Alright, i guess if i can keep my deatsh down to 2 i still do better by default.

*Re-Casts Thorns and Casts Inner Glow*
This time ill stay defensive.

Wait. You were invisable the first time?

[Trystenn]

So you're going to try and "lick" me to death. Ew. *Puts the point of his sword to Trystenn's throat* Now, apologize or else I stab you in the throat.
O_o

Try harder than that kid *Blessed-Bot Explodes*

[The Dog]

It's ok, he doesn't have to.... if it's said, it won't be meant anyways :( *sigh* anyways, how are you now? :)

Fine, and you. Other than the Trystenn being a jerk thing?

[Trystenn]

Wait. You were invisable the first time?
You dont know much of Blizzard magic?
Wind Walk cause you to go invisible and increases your speed 75%, Thorns allows all physical attacks to be returned with 75% potency.

[Trystenn]

Fine, and you. Other than the Trystenn being a jerk thing?
Lady im still here, lets finish it eh?

[The MunchKING]

You dont know much of Blizzard magic?

Nah I don't play that much.

Wind Walk cause you to go invisible and increases your speed 75%, Thorns allows all physical attacks to be returned with 75% potency.

Well in that case Hamato Auto missed.

And it's a sword attack anyway, so you should have told me it'd be reflected. ;)

But still, as your invisable already... *DOOM*

*The Grim Reaper Rips out your soul*

Now I can bring you back with Life 2.

[Trystenn]

Nah I don't play that much.
Really? Its a shame, Blizzard has the single most addicting games out there.



Well in that case Hamato Auto missed.

And it's a sword attack anyway, so you should have told me it'd be reflected. ;)

But still, as your invisable already... *DOOM*

*The Grim Reaper Rips out your soul*

Now I can bring you back with Life 2.
In that case, Mighty Gaurd blocks magic right? Spell Steal steals whatever your enchantment is and returns it to me if its a positive thing.

[Chrosis]

Does anyone have any idea what's going on?

[Phrozen]

*casts Detention Field on all the combatants. Y'all can't do anything for 90 seconds*

[Trystenn]

Does anyone have any idea what's going on?
Im waiting for Dog to show up again with the testicular fortitude to face me.


And Yeah i said that!

[Trulyures]

Fine, and you. Other than the Trystenn being a jerk thing?
lol...I'm use to it

[The Dog]

Lady im still here, lets finish it eh?

*Rolls eyes and sets the orbital infinite mass drivers floating in space to instantly nuke Trystenn and every Blessed-Bot in existance to oblivion*

[The Dog]

lol...I'm use to it

People shouldn't be mean to you, you're too nice.

[Trystenn]

*Rolls eyes and sets the orbital infinite mass drivers floating in space to instantly nuke Trystenn and every Blessed-Bot in existance to oblivion*
*Floating in spcae with a black eye*
You @$$, those things cost a buttload to friggin make!
*Skins Dog alive with lead pipe*

[The MunchKING]

Really? Its a shame, Blizzard has the single most addicting games out there.

Bull, they didn't Make Disgaea OR Katamari Damacy.


In that case, Mighty Gaurd blocks magic right? Spell Steal steals whatever your enchantment is and returns it to me if its a positive thing.

Nope, Actually Mighty Gaurd is a Whole Mess of Buffs. Haste/Reflect/Shell/Sheild/Float/Regen and possibly more.

[Phrozen]

Total War >>>>> Blizzard

[The Dog]

*Floating in spcae with a black eye*
You @$$, those things cost a buttload to friggin make!
*Skins Dog alive with lead pipe*

*Watches his ineffectual attempt, his lead pipe barely scratching my skin. I then grab him by the throat and toss him into the center of a nuetron star*

[The MunchKING]

Does anyone have any idea what's going on?
It's kick the crap out of Trystan Day.

Do you want to kick the crap out of him NOW, or wait till he gives you an excuse?

[Trystenn]

Bull, they didn't Make Disgaea OR Katamari Damacy.
They made Starcraft, Diablo, and Warcraft, those three alone have taken like 100000000000000000 hours of nerd life.




Nope, Actually Mighty Gaurd is a Whole Mess of Buffs. Haste/Reflect/Shell/Sheild/Float/Regen and possibly more.
I got all that now?

[Trulyures]

People shouldn't be mean to you, you're too nice.
Hmmm... not really.lol..... but thanks :o

[Trystenn]

*Watches his ineffectual attempt, his lead pipe barely scratching my skin. I then grab him by the throat and toss him into the center of a nuetron star*
A star? A Ball of Burning gas? Brother im Latino, even the least of us has endured worse.

*Neuters Dog*
As if you would ever need them...

[Trystenn]

You know, i only meant to kill Dog, not the thread...

[Trulyures]

You know, i only meant to kill Dog, not the thread...
We know We know

[Chrosis]

It's kick the crap out of Trystan Day.

Do you want to kick the crap out of him NOW, or wait till he gives you an excuse?

Fine.

*slams Trystan in the gonads with lead-pipe-of-doom (tm)*

I feel better now.

[Trystenn]

Fine.

*slams Trystan in the gonads with lead-pipe-of-doom (tm)*

I feel better now.
Your lucky im wearing a cup you shnook.

[Chrosis]

Your lucky im wearing a cup you shnook.

Consider it shattered.

*slams him again*

Now the shrapnel mixes around with the gonands. None to pleasant.

[Trystenn]

Consider it shattered.

*slams him again*

Now the shrapnel mixes around with the gonands. None to pleasant.
*Grabs crotch and gives Chrosis the dirtiest dirty sanchez ever seen by man*

[Chrosis]

*Grabs crotch and gives Chrosis the dirtiest dirty sanchez ever seen by man*

Why in god's name would you do that to a plastic dummy!?

*slams him in the gonads*

[The Dog]

A star? A Ball of Burning gas? Brother im Latino, even the least of us has endured worse.

*Neuters Dog*
As if you would ever need them...

*Regrows them*

And a cup, huh?

*Causes an army of angered Pre-Crisis Kryptonian superants to appear in his cup and attack his crotch*

[The MunchKING]

I got all that now?
Had. But you died.

[The MunchKING]

*Grabs crotch and gives Chrosis the dirtiest dirty sanchez ever seen by man*
What's a "Sanchez"?? an Evil look or something?

[Trystenn]

What's a "Sanchez"?? an Evil look or something?
When you get the sweat from your nuts and smack someone in the face.

[Trystenn]

*Regrows them*

And a cup, huh?

*Causes an army of angered Pre-Crisis Kryptonian superants to appear in his cup and attack his crotch*
*Tells the Kryptonians that there is a small red-headed boy enojying a prosperous and happy life*

*Pisses gasoline on Dog then sets him on fire*

[Trystenn]

Had. But you died.
I did? When?

[The MunchKING]

I did? When?
I hit you with Doom.

SInce you were invisable, 100% success rate.

[Chrosis]

When you get the sweat from your nuts and smack someone in the face.

How could you do that? You don't even have nuts. :D

P.S.: If you take this seriously, I may cry laughing.

[Trulyures]

lalalalala.........

[Trystenn]

I hit you with Doom.

SInce you were invisable, 100% success rate.
*Reincarnates*
D*ck...

*Re-casts Thorns and casts Avatar*
Still going to play defensively this time around.

[The Dog]

*Tells the Kryptonians that there is a small red-headed boy enojying a prosperous and happy life*

*Pisses gasoline on Dog then sets him on fire*

*Watches the Dog-sized bush a couple of feet away from me burn*

Maybe you need glasses.

[Trystenn]

How could you do that? You don't even have nuts. :D

P.S.: If you take this seriously, I may cry laughing.
Reported!!!


Yeah but now you got sweat and blood from my crotch area festering on your face for whats going on 5 minutes now.

[Chrosis]

Reported!!!


Yeah but now you got sweat and blood from my crotch area festering on your face for whats going on 5 minutes now.

Dude, I was joking!!! :eek:

[Trystenn]

*Watches the Dog-sized bush a couple of feet away from me burn*

Maybe you need glasses.
Scary thing is i do....

*Bush turns out to be canibus making Dog go into a high*

Good druggie now dance *Rips off Dogs paw*

[Phrozen]

*makes a fortune selling the video of the previous couple pages*

[The MunchKING]

*Reincarnates*
D*ck...

*Re-casts Thorns and casts Avatar*
Still going to play defensively this time around.
What does Avatar do??

[Trystenn]

Dude, I was joking!!! :eek:
I wont rest till your banned for hurting my E-feelings!!!

[Chrosis]

I wont rest till your banned for hurting my E-feelings!!!

Oh yeah? Well the girl I met on e-harmony can beat you up! :D

[Trystenn]

What does Avatar do??
Raises physical stats by 5 and grants +20 attack power while making you immune to spells.

[Trystenn]

Oh yeah? Well the girl I met on e-harmony can beat you up! :D
Ya well im going to give you the ebola compute virus!!!

[Chrosis]

Ya well im going to give you the ebola compute virus!!!

Oh yeah? Well my level thirty paladin can beat you any day!

[The MunchKING]

Oh, we'd be in "Name your favour at any time" territory.

He's only on 7 right now. We can take him out and we can do it in a minimum of six rounds, maybe even less.

What do you say?

I'd say You wouldn't BELIEVE How long it took me to find a picture of GINO. geeeeez...

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1315/gino9lh.jpg

[The MunchKING]

Raises physical stats by 5 and grants +20 attack power while making you immune to spells.
Immune to spells ehhhh??

Chainsaw Time!!

*Puts on a Hockey Mask and Chainsaws Trystenn*

*Trystenn Dies*

You through yet?? Oh well, guess you can't answer me, being dead and all.

*Life 2*

[Trystenn]

Oh yeah? Well my level thirty paladin can beat you any day!
If your paladin comes anywhere near me ill sue!

[The Dog]

Scary thing is i do....

*Bush turns out to be canibus making Dog go into a high*

Good druggie now dance *Rips off Dogs paw*

*sees the stoned, three-pawed puppy*

Quit being cruel to that poor animal.

*Shoots Trystenn with one of the Saint of Killers' magical guns, killing him*

[Trystenn]

*sees the stoned, three-pawed puppy*

Quit being cruel to that poor animal.

*Shoots Trystenn with one of the Saint of Killers' magical guns, killing him*
*Catshes bullet in teeth*
Pfffft
*Uses animal blood to Summon Demons to attack Dog*

[Chrosis]

If your paladin comes anywhere near me ill sue!

He uses his holy light!

*rolls dice*

And does 60 damage! Your turn, loser!

[The Dog]

*Catshes bullet in teeth*
Pfffft
*Uses animal blood to Summon Demons to attack Dog*

Oh smart move, calling forth my own minions for me.

*Sends the Demons to attack Trystenn*

[The MunchKING]

Oh yeah? Well my level thirty paladin can beat you any day!
Only Level 30?? Peice of Cake.

[Trystenn]

Oh smart move, calling forth my own minions for me.

*Sends the Demons to attack Trystenn*
*Burns them with holy fire*
I guess live and learn.
*Sends multiple lead pipes to implae Dog*

[The Dog]

*Burns them with holy fire*
I guess live and learn.
*Sends multiple lead pipes to implae Dog*

*Deflects then and sends them to impale Trystenn*

[Trystenn]

*Deflects then and sends them to impale Trystenn*
Heh my own pipes? Nice Try
*Sends them back at tachyon speed to explode*

[The Dog]

Heh my own pipes? Nice Try
*Sends them back at tachyon speed to explode*

*Teleports out of the way, reappearing behind Trystenn and sending a wave of exploding throwing stars at him*

[Trystenn]

*Teleports out of the way, reappearing behind Trystenn and sending a wave of exploding throwing stars at him*
*Runs in a rainbow arc to have Stars explode on themselves*
Be back soon!!!


g2g people
Latez!!!

[The Dog]

*Runs in a rainbow arc to have Stars explode on themselves*
Be back soon!!!


g2g people
Latez!!!

See you tommorrow, I'm going to bed.

[Trystenn]

See you tommorrow, I'm going to bed.
*Hugs Dog*
Ill kill you tomorrow k :)

[Anthony Johanson]

Another day, another missed post-a-thon.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Another day, another missed post-a-thon.



Join the club my friend, join the club.

[Jaye]

Hi all-

Thought you might want to know a new CBR Draw Off (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=118462) has been announced.

Thanks.

[Stretch Dude]

Anyway, I've had enough of this place. I'm outta here for the weekend.

*narrows eyes*

Try to break as much as possible by the time I come back.

You got it, Lord Peter! *grabs a crowbar and starts smacking everyone's knees*

[Stretch Dude]

Well, I may as well get it off my chest. One of my best friends commited suicide a few days ago, my marks have been sufffering, and I've been fired from my part-time job.

...Damn, that sucks. :(

[Anthony Johanson]

You got it, Lord Peter! *grabs a crowbar and starts smacking everyone's knees*

*crowbar breaks upon hitting Anthony's knees* I've lived through much worse.

[Gordon Smith]

Well, I may as well get it off my chest. One of my best friends commited suicide a few days ago, my marks have been sufffering, and I've been fired from my part-time job.

I'm sorry to hear about this, Anthony. Hang in there. Let us know if there's anything we can do for you.

[The MunchKING]

Here are some more cards from my new editor: the question is do you like these or the old ones better?

The Armies of SO...

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/7590/RealityGeneralAnthony.jpg

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/6733/StretchDudeGeneral.jpg

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4721/MagnumGeneral.jpg
Led by...

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/173/MunchKINGinChief.jpg

[The MunchKING]

The troops...

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/8562/WarPigs.jpg

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/5533/SuperSamurai.jpg

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/1775/DownTroopers.jpg

He wasn't really one of the troops. Leader of a seperate Order.

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/3250/PetertheLordoftheOrder.jpg

[The MunchKING]

Some people tried to get their own Lands...

For example...

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/3861/DogePhrozen.jpg

had

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/8017/PhrozCity.jpg

BN had a

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/8373/BNsvassalstate.jpg

And Even dog got in the act...

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/8554/DogHellKing.jpg

[The MunchKING]

And

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/7158/AnthoneyNewlander.jpg

took over

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/5438/FruitcakeEmpire.jpg

While

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4361/MavolentDictatorGuts.jpg

ran Kahazaan with

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/7171/ClericArtifacer.jpg

Working for him.

[The MunchKING]

Yes, we really were...

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/3276/ChaosPersonafied.jpg

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/8640/ChrosisBerserker.jpg

Was challenging all comers while

Stretch talked about

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/5326/MyfirstPostathon.jpg

I love this one...

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/5737/Backpack.jpg

[The MunchKING]

I got the pow-ah!!

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/6881/TruePostingPower.jpg

But since the beggining, everything's been...

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/7992/SNAFU.jpg

And just to make Gordon Happy, here's a repost.

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5172/gordondrinkingmod8pn.jpg

[Anthony Johanson]

I would put these and the old ones on equal footing IMO.

[The MunchKING]

Blowing minds is all in a day's work for . . .

*tears off clothes*

Butt-Nekkid Man!

Uuh, there's something mind-numbingly wrong here, but I'm not sure what.
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/2578/bnman4co.jpg

[Phrozen]

*declares Butt Naked Man persona non grata*

[The MunchKING]

*declares Butt Naked Man persona non grata*
Awwweee... What about

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6393/maletru7cj.jpg??

Or maybe

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/4759/malenemo4dc.jpg

And you definatly wouldn't be mean to

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/9009/malebebs4ai.jpg

WOuld you??

[The MunchKING]

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1776/deathofsoandtmi8mb.jpg

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/9248/giantmechalove1fd.jpg

[Super Samurai]

Cool stuff, I like the Death of SO card.

[Sean McClain]

You got it, Lord Peter! *grabs a crowbar and starts smacking everyone's knees*
*hits my Trick Knee and is forced to do the Hoochie Koo, the Monkey, the Mashed Potato, the Swim, and the Freddy all at the same time*

[JCAll]

*crowbar breaks upon hitting Anthony's knees* I've lived through much worse.
I would swear that wasn't his knee...

[Guts/Batman]

*Sings I am a real American. Fight for what's right. Fight for your life!*

Feels an avatar change coming...

[Anthony Johanson]

*Sings I am a real American. Fight for what's right. Fight for your life!*

Feels an avatar change coming...

Hulk Hogan?

[Guts/Batman]

Hulk Hogan?

Done and done. :D

Yea. I have been watching the Wrestlemanias so far. I haven't watch X yet though but that will be soon here.

Hogan just doesn't lose at Wrestlemania, and even when he does, he still gets his music played. I can't get "Real American" out of my head.

Though Rock might get back on soon...

[Anthony Johanson]

Done and done. :D

Yea. I have been watching the Wrestlemanias so far. I haven't watch X yet though but that will be soon here.

Hogan just doesn't lose at Wrestlemania, and even when he does, he still gets his music played. I can't get "Real American" out of my head.

Though Rock might get back on soon...

*sigh* As I said, I cannot find any old WWE tapes anywhere...you lucky.

[Guts/Batman]

*sigh* As I said, I cannot find any old WWE tapes anywhere...you lucky.

I'm sooo sold on getting the third volume at Border's in two weeks when I get paid...

That new softball/baseball glove may have to wait. I'm not passing up another opportunity to see the Ironman Match...

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm sooo sold on getting the third volume at Border's in two weeks when I get paid...

That new softball/baseball glove may have to wait. I'm not passing up another opportunity to see the Ironman Match...

Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels?

[Guts/Batman]

Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels?

Yea...

Wrestlemania XII, IIRC...

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

Wrestlemania XII, IIRC...

Yeah, that's the one.

[Trystenn]

Another day, another missed post-a-thon.
Hey guess what!
Im finally learning to RP!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Hey guess what!
Im finally learning to RP!!!

Congrats Trystenn!

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, that's the one.

I almost got that the last time but the Ultimate Warrior/Hogan match in Wrestlemania VI swayed me...:D

My god was Ultimate Warrior fucking huge...

Yes, I know how that could be taken here...

[Trystenn]

Congrats Trystenn!
*Bows*
Thank You, Thank You.

And apparently i have a card too.

[Anthony Johanson]

I almost got that the last time but the Ultimate Warrior/Hogan match in Wrestlemania VI swayed me...:D

My god was Ultimate Warrior fucking huge...

Yes, I know how that could be taken here...

Unfortunately, his title reign was kinda a flop.

[Anthony Johanson]

*Bows*
Thank You, Thank You.

And apparently i have a card too.

I apparently have 3 now.

[Guts/Batman]

Unfortunately, his title reign was kinda a flop.

So I heard...

By Wrestlemania VII he already had a Retirement match 12 monthes after he won the title. That Retirement match was one of the best matches I have watched ever...

Though I am looking forward to the IC Ladder Title match in WMX...

Fucking Jawesome. 5 Top buckle elbow drops and still he got back up!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

So I heard...

By Wrestlemania VII he already had a Retirement match 12 monthes after he won the title. That Retirement match was one of the best matches I have watched ever...

Though I am looking forward to the IC Ladder Title match in WMX...

Fucking Jawesome. 5 Top buckle elbow drops and still he got back up!!!

Yeah, those were good matches.

[Trystenn]

I apparently have 3 now.
I think i have either the 4th or 5th most cards back in SO, Munchs thread should tell you.

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, those were good matches.

I got into the match watching it on dvd even though it took place in what 91...?

Anyways, I was like after the third one. "PIN HIM!!!"

[Anthony Johanson]

I think i have either the 4th or 5th most cards back in SO, Munchs thread should tell you.

Yeah, I remember reading that a while ago. But hey, 3 cards is three cards. So, I'm satisfied.

[Anthony Johanson]

I got into the match watching it on dvd even though it took place in what 91...?

Anyways, I was like after the third one. "PIN HIM!!!"

Heh, you have described most of the matches I watched when a wrestler is down and the one that is standing up continues to "play" around.

[Trystenn]

Yeah, I remember reading that a while ago. But hey, 3 cards is three cards. So, I'm satisfied.
Actually i have thew 7th most! Awesome, jeez those were cool days.

[Anthony Johanson]

Actually i have thew 7th most! Awesome, jeez those were cool days.

So I've been told...

makes me wish I discovered this site earlier.

[Trystenn]

So I've been told...

makes me wish I discovered this site earlier.
It was awesome, i mean i dunno it just had this...Thing to it you know?

[Guts/Batman]

Heh, you have described most of the matches I watched when a wrestler is down and the one that is standing up continues to "play" around.

Oh I know. It's so predictable but I don't care. Jake the Snake DDTed the Undertaker twice and didn't pin him...after the second one as Undertaker was just laying there he goes out to Paul Bearer...

I know it is wrestling but...

Also, I was watching the Sid Justice-Hogan match in VIII...I knew what was going to happen. "Sid is going to powerbomb him and Hogan is gonna kick out and 'Hulk up" then do the leg drop and pin him..."

But alas Sid kicked out then got DQed...That was kinda surprising to tell you the truth. Sid kicking out.

[Anthony Johanson]

It was awesome, i mean i dunno it just had this...Thing to it you know?

Yeah, I understand.

[Anthony Johanson]

Oh I know. It's so predictable but I don't care. Jake the Snake DDTed the Undertaker twice and didn't pin him...after the second one as Undertaker was just laying there he goes out to Paul Bearer...

I know it is wrestling but...

Also, I was watching the Sid Justice-Hogan match in VIII...I knew what was going to happen. "Sid is going to powerbomb him and Hogan is gonna kick out and 'Hulk up" then do the leg drop and pin him..."

But alas Sid kicked out then got DQed...That was kinda surprising to tell you the truth. Sid kicking out.

That's one of the reasons I enjoy wrestling, you think you got it figured out, but they surprise you sometimes.

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, I remember reading that a while ago. But hey, 3 cards is three cards. So, I'm satisfied.
Well I may make more of you...

ESPECIALLY if you to my board. *hint* *hint*

[Anthony Johanson]

Well I may make more of you...

ESPECIALLY if you to my board. *hint* *hint*

Suddenly I feel an indescribeable urge to travel to Munchy's board.

[Trystenn]

Yeah, I understand.
Jeez everything here on Rumbles is cool, Khazan F*ckin rules.

[Guts/Batman]

That's one of the reasons I enjoy wrestling, you think you got it figured out, but they surprise you sometimes.

Yea...

I knew Hogan would win. There was no doubt in my mind about that, but was Sid was just so much bigger. The match actually made a lot of sense. Well up until the "Hulking up" bit.

[Anthony Johanson]

Jeez everything here on Rumbles is cool, Khazan F*ckin rules.

Quoted for truth.

[Anthony Johanson]

*warps empire so it is has the power, wealth, staying power, etc. of current empires as best he can*

Cheap? Yes Cop-Out? Yes

But hey, may as well do that before I get taken over. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

I knew Hogan would win. There was no doubt in my mind about that, but was Sid was just so much bigger. The match actually made a lot of sense. Well up until the "Hulking up" bit.

It was a cardinal rule that Hogan almost always won those days.

[Guts/Batman]

It was a cardinal rule that Hogan almost always won those days.

Especially with talk of him retiring.

And at least the "knock the ref" out bit was shorter than it is now...

[Trystenn]

*warps empire so it is has the power, wealth, staying power, etc. of current empires as best he can*

Cheap? Yes Cop-Out? Yes

But hey, may as well do that before I get taken over. ;)
Sh*t has anyone actually built their fortunes?

[Anthony Johanson]

Especially with talk of him retiring.

And at least the "knock the ref" out bit was shorter than it is now...

Funny how they stayed out just long enough so whatever dastardly deed could be done.

[Anthony Johanson]

Sh*t has anyone actually built their fortunes?

Phrozen and Munchy have, IIRC.

[Trystenn]

Phrozen and Munchy have, IIRC.
Phrozen maybe, but i thought Munch just showed up wealthy.

[Guts/Batman]

Funny how they stayed out just long enough so whatever dastardly deed could be done.

"Oh no, he is stuck in the corner..."

[Anthony Johanson]

Phrozen maybe, but i thought Munch just showed up wealthy.

Phrozen has, seeing the rapid growth of his empire, I have with the warping thing. While Munchy has been wealthy since he took over an empire a while back, I can only assume that his wealth has increased massively since then.

[Anthony Johanson]

"Oh no, he is stuck in the corner..."

Or my favorite

"He is pulling something from under the ring, its a chair...what a chairshot! The ref is still knocked out..."

[Guts/Batman]

Phrozen has, seeing the rapid growth of his empire, I have with the warping thing. While Munchy has been wealthy since he took over an empire a while back, I can only assume that his wealth has increased massively since then.

While I...I have not tended to my Empire.

I think I will hand the reigns over to Sean. I'm no longrer interested.

Like Doom.

[Trystenn]

Phrozen has, seeing the rapid growth of his empire, I have with the warping thing. While Munchy has been wealthy since he took over an empire a while back, I can only assume that his wealth has increased massively since then.
D*mn Munches wealth!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Or my favorite

"He is pulling something from under the ring, its a chair...what a chairshot! The ref is still knocked out..."

Like they can't hear a chair shot when being distracted...:d

[Anthony Johanson]

While I...I have not tended to my Empire.

I think I will hand the reigns over to Sean. I'm no longrer interested.

Like Doom.

That didn't take long...

[Anthony Johanson]

Like they can't hear a chair shot when being distracted...:d

Dumber things have happened..

[Anthony Johanson]

D*mn Munches wealth!!!

Well, he worked hard for it, so I guess he deserved it.

[Trystenn]

Well, he worked hard for it, so I guess he deserved it.
Apparently he has been having money since before i was born.

[Guts/Batman]

That didn't take long...

True...

It was fun while it lasted but it quickly faded. Plus, my time has been distracted by Wrestlemania...

[Anthony Johanson]

Apparently he has been having money since before i was born.

That explains a lot.

[Guts/Batman]

Dumber things have happened..

Sadly true...

[Trystenn]

That explains a lot.
Whats odd is thats true :confused:

[Anthony Johanson]

True...

It was fun while it lasted but it quickly faded. Plus, my time has been distracted by Wrestlemania...

The Granddaddy of all sports events can do thst to you.

[Anthony Johanson]

Whats odd is thats true :confused:

Thats kinda odd.

[Guts/Batman]

The Granddaddy of all sports events can do thst to you.

Yep...

I could power post during the afternoons but I decide to just chill after work now...:D

[Anthony Johanson]

Yep...

I could power post during the afternoons but I decide to just chill after work now...:D

Seems like a fair trade.

[Guts/Batman]

Seems like a fair trade.

Yea...

It's pretty good.

[Anthony Johanson]

Sadly true...

Like the Gobbledygooker

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

It's pretty good.

I haven't been able to chill in a while.

[Guts/Batman]

I haven't been able to chill in a while.

I work til noon during the weekdays then 8 hours on the weekends at the grocery store and have nothing to do...

So it is a lot of...relaxing and stuff...

[Phrozen]

While I...I have not tended to my Empire.

I think I will hand the reigns over to Sean. I'm no longrer interested.

Like Doom.

You do know this means your empire is gonna dissolve into little petty states right?

Just like the Holy Roman Empire. It was neither Holy, Roman, or an Empire.

[Guts/Batman]

You do know this means your empire is gonna dissolve into little petty states right?

Just like the Holy Roman Empire. It was neither Holy, Roman, or an Empire.

Unless they have a strong leader, like Charlamagne. But I don't think Sean is in Charlamagne's class, no disrespect intended...

I will take an extended leave of absence to another dimension...Kind of like a vacation...

It bores me mightily but yes, that is something that could happen.

[Anthony Johanson]

Unless they have a strong leader, like Charlamagne. But I don't think Sean is in Charlamagne's class, no disrespect intended...

I will take an extended leave of absence to another dimension...Kind of like a vacation...

It bores me mightily but yes, that is something that could happen.

Makes me kinda glad I left the empire when I did... no disrespect intended.

[Guts/Batman]

Makes me kinda glad I left the empire when I did... no disrespect intended.

None taken...

[Stretch Dude]

*retcons the last 5 pages or so*

*dumps Phrozen in the Speed Force*

[Tommy]

What the hell is up with this kid's hair?

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5717/pics047wd.jpghttp://img239.imageshack.us/img239/6863/pics124ck.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

I wont rest till your banned for hurting my E-feelings!!!

*smacks Trystenn in the face with a cold towel*

Snap out of it!

[BigJayStudd]

What the hell is up with this kid's hair?

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5717/pics047wd.jpghttp://img239.imageshack.us/img239/6863/pics124ck.jpg

Man, that chicks hot!

Oh, wait a second.......................

[Anthony Johanson]

*smacks Trystenn in the face with a cold towel*

Snap out of it!

I think he was a long time ago.

[Stretch Dude]

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/6733/StretchDudeGeneral.jpg

...WITNESS MY SHINY TEETH!

[Stretch Dude]

He wasn't really one of the troops. Leader of a seperate Order.

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/3250/PetertheLordoftheOrder.jpg

Daaaayum....Peter's HARDCORE.

[Stretch Dude]

Yes, we really were...

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/3276/ChaosPersonafied.jpg

Sweet. Further immortalization.

Stretch talked about

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/5326/MyfirstPostathon.jpg

:eek:

I don't wanna know where you got that image...

[Guts/Batman]

Yay...

A quote of mine was used on a card. :D

Any others, cuz I don't remember any...

[Guts/Batman]

:eek:

I don't wanna know where you got that image...

You know you want to...

[Guts/Batman]

Where are the rest of these cards located? On this thread?

99 posts til the big orgy...I mean, party.

[Stretch Dude]

You know you want to...

I try to avoid any and all things relating to DP fanromances. I already have nukes ready to be launched at the first person who writes a Danny/Dani fic.

[Guts/Batman]

I try to avoid any and all things relating to DP fanromances. I already have nukes ready to be launched at the first person who writes a Danny/Dani fic.

Someone hasn't already...

[Stretch Dude]

Where are the rest of these cards located? On this thread?

Page 1050/5.

/ = division.

[Guts/Batman]

Page 1050/5.

/ = division.

Is there any way to shortcut the page system so I don't have to go back two pages at a time?

[Stretch Dude]

Today I met Jack Sparrow and Tron, witnessed Final Fantasy characters kicking serious ass, and laid a smackdown on a dork.

DEAR LORD, THIS GAME RULES.

[Stretch Dude]

Is there any way to shortcut the page system so I don't have to go back two pages at a time?

Copy-and-paste the URL from one of the page links and edit the page number.

[Anthony Johanson]

Today I met Jack Sparrow and Tron, witnessed Final Fantasy characters kicking serious ass, and laid a smackdown on a dork.

DEAR LORD, THIS GAME RULES.

Yeah, I ended up beating it a couple of hours ago. Got my avatar changed for the occasion.

[Anthony Johanson]

I try to avoid any and all things relating to DP fanromances. I already have nukes ready to be launched at the first person who writes a Danny/Dani fic.

I need a few nukes for the people who write Sora/Donald and Sora/Goofy fics.

*snaps fingers*

[Stretch Dude]

Yeah, I ended up beating it a couple of hours ago. Got my avatar changed for the occasion.

GAH! Jealousy...

[Tommy]

*stabs Stretch Dude*

[Guts/Batman]

While

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4361/MavolentDictatorGuts.jpg

Nice...

Blackfire. An evil Tamarian (I think that's the name of the race)...

[The Dog]

*stabs Stretch Dude*

*Hugs Emma*

How are you today Emma?

[Anthony Johanson]

GAH! Jealousy...

I have that effect on people.

[Tommy]

*Hugs Emma*

How are you today Emma?
I am... bored out of my skull. My mother has her two cousins visiting so I have spent all day today surounded by four people in their late hundreds. And of course they wanted to ask me an endless series of really dull questions.

[Guts/Batman]

Just saw in ads in the comics I get FFVII Advent Children is finally coming out on dvd April 25...

Fin-fucking-ally!

[The Dog]

I am... bored out of my skull. My mother has her two cousins visiting so I have spent all day today surounded by four people in their late hundreds. And of course they wanted to ask me an endless series of really dull questions.

My sympathies. And you coulda told them you were gay. Have them all have simultanious heart attacks. Unless they know already...

And four? Your mom plus two cousins equals three, not four.

[Anthony Johanson]

Just saw in ads in the comics I get FFVII Advent Children is finally coming out on dvd April 25...

Fin-fucking-ally!

Advent Children was excellent.

[Tommy]

My sympathies. And you coulda told them you were gay. Have them all have simultanious heart attacks. Unless they know already...

And four? Your mom plus two cousins equals three, not four.
My dad would be the other person. Although when it was just the two of us at the Airport we had a fun conversation.

And my homosexuality is something that we do not speak of. One of those things that we all know (like my brother's alcoholism) but we pretend does not exist.

Speaking of Airports, The HOTEST guys are always at the Airport.

[Chrosis]

The Voice from nowhere said, "The Lord has abandoned you! Worship Me, for I am your salvation!"

*russtling*

"Hmm, I could use a sandwich, crap! Is this still on?!"

*more rustling, then silence*

[Guts/Batman]

Advent Children was excellent.

So I heard....

They just kept putting off the date and off the date...

[The Dog]

My dad would be the other person. Although when it was just the two of us at the Airport we had a fun conversation.

And my homosexuality is something that we do not speak of. One of those things that we all know (like my brother's alcoholism) but we pretend does not exist.

Speaking of Airports, The HOTEST guys are always at the Airport.

Gonna be kinda hard to pretend doesn't exist when you start bringing home boyfriends for the holidays. :D

[Tommy]

Gonna be kinda hard to pretend doesn't exist when you start bringing home boyfriends for the holidays. :D
Well... so far that issue has not ocme up. Last febuary was the closest we have talked about it in like seven or eight years. Which consisted of my mother asking "So do you have any... plans for Valintines Day?"

[Anthony Johanson]

So I heard....

They just kept putting off the date and off the date...

Sometimes piracy is good... :D

[The Dog]

Well... so far that issue has not ocme up. Last febuary was the closest we have talked about it in like seven or eight years. Which consisted of my mother asking "So do you have any... plans for Valintines Day?"

Really now? Hey, I just had an idea for a cruel yet funny joke! Should I tell you?

[Stretch Dude]

Just saw in ads in the comics I get FFVII Advent Children is finally coming out on dvd April 25...

Fin-fucking-ally!

Saw an ad in PSM Magazine. Most sweet. (And imagine my surprise when I hazarded a guess about who voices Sephiroth in KH2, was right, and discovered he's also playing the guy in AC.)

[Super Samurai]

Sometimes piracy is good... :D

It's even better if you have a talking parrot.

[BigJayStudd]

Speaking of Airports, The HOTEST guys are always at the Airport.

Funny because I think the same thing about women. Must be an attractive person hang out.

[Super Samurai]

Funny because I think the same thing about women. Must be an attractive person hang out.

I go to the zoo to get women...








Stop looking at me like that.

[Anthony Johanson]

It's even better if you have a talking parrot.

It all depends on it's efficiency.

[Tommy]

Really now? Hey, I just had an idea for a cruel yet funny joke! Should I tell you?
I love a good cruel and yet funny joke.

[Tommy]

Funny because I think the same thing about women. Must be an attractive person hang out.
It is! I just start drooling.

And since inevitably you end up sitting there for hours, you have nothing to do EXCEPT look at the hotties.

[Stretch Dude]

It's even better if you have a talking parrot.

Just watch out for Aztec curses.

[Anthony Johanson]

Just watch out for Aztec curses.

The Aztecs have no power over me.

[Stretch Dude]

The Aztecs have no power over me.

You best start believing in ghost stories, Mr. Johanson...you're in one!

[Anthony Johanson]

You best start believing in ghost stories, Mr. Johanson...you're in one!

*expels all the ghosts within a 100 foot radius*

Nope, don't think so.

[Stretch Dude]

*expels all the ghosts within a 100 foot radius*

Nope, don't think so.

You came, you saw, you kicked their asses!

[Anthony Johanson]

You came, you saw, you kicked their asses!

In under a minute.

[The Dog]

I love a good cruel and yet funny joke.

OK, first you get a guy, like me, to come over to the house. Let this guy meet your parents, exchange pleasentries.

And then you and this guy begin acting lovey-dovey, exchanging cute names and really meaningful kissies, all in front of your parents. Just go overboard, make it really, REALLY uncomfortable for your parents, till the point they leave, giving some excuse or another.

Share laugh, explain to parents, leave until they cool off.

[Tommy]

OK, first you get a guy, like me, to come over to the house. Let this guy meet your parents, exchange pleasentries.

And then you and this guy begin acting lovey-dovey, exchanging cute names and really meaningful kissies, all in front of your parents. Just go overboard, make it really, REALLY uncomfortable for your parents, till the point they leave, giving some excuse or another.

Share laugh, explain to parents, leave until they cool off.
That sounds like something I REALLY want to do.

[Tommy]

And now I am reading the world's most funny pornographic X-men Evolution FanFic comic.

[The Dog]

That sounds like something I REALLY want to do.

So I think like a gay man? That explains... nothing.

[The Dog]

And now I am reading the world's most funny pornographic X-men Evolution FanFic comic.

I so need the link to that. NOW.

[Sean McClain]

[QUOTE=The MunchKING]

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4721/MagnumGeneral.jpg

http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/2578/bnman4co.jpg

That's me.

Me to a T.

So, what's been going down and up while I was away?

[Tommy]

I so need the link to that. NOW.
Allright... if you wish...

[Phrozen]

So, what's been going down and up while I was away?

I took the Empire Guts gave to you. Armed forces are really easy to bribe.

[Sean McClain]

I took the Empire Guts gave to you. Armed forces are really easy to bribe.
I checked, and that didn't happen, so try again.

Besides, you're a neutral party, aren't you?

[Phrozen]

I checked, and that didn't happen, so try again.

Besides, you're a neutral party, aren't you?

I will let my financial minister explain it to you. Go ahead Ted.

Ted Dibiase: Everybody has a price, everybody is going to pay, The Million Dollar Man always gets his way.

That is right. Plus, I didn't do it out in the open. As soon as you try to take power you will have a massive revolt on your hands.

[Sean McClain]

I will let my financial minister explain it to you. Go ahead Ted.

Ted Dibiase: Everybody has a price, everybody is going to pay, The Million Dollar Man always gets his way.

That is right. Plus, I didn't do it out in the open. As soon as you try to take power you will have a massive revolt on your hands.
We're gonna have to settle this with fish, arent' we?

[Phrozen]

We're gonna have to settle this with fish, arent' we?

We can settle this like this: You agree to run the Empire as a vassal state and you get some independence and no civil war. The other option is that you try to take power and have a civil war, if you are strong enough you can outmanuver your opposition but that is not sure.

[The Dog]

Allright... if you wish...

I read the FanComic and... I honestly don't know what to say. And here I thought Logan was straight.

Boy did I think wrong.

And what's funny is I've read worse fanfics. Roy/Gluttony, Ed/Wrath/Envy, Goku/Android 17, and even Babidi/Corpse of Piccolo which ended with Babidi EATING the member.

[Sean McClain]

We can settle this like this: You agree to run the Empire as a vassal state and you get some independence and no civil war. The other option is that you try to take power and have a civil war, if you are strong enough you can outmanuver your opposition but that is not sure.
I've got a better idea. Carve the whole shebang down the middle, take half each, and call it good.

[Tommy]

I read the FanComic and... I honestly don't know what to say. And here I thought Logan was straight.

Boy did I think wrong.

And what's funny is I've read worse fanfics. Roy/Gluttony, Ed/Wrath/Envy, Goku/Android 17, and even Babidi/Corpse of Piccolo which ended with Babidi EATING the member.
I just love Xavier's randomly apearing. And then saying "Now why don't you show your professor what Logan has tought you."

[Phrozen]

I've got a better idea. Carve the whole shebang down the middle, take half each, and call it good.

That is acceptable.

*hands over treaty describing the deal*

[Sean McClain]

That is acceptable.

*hands over treaty describing the deal*
This is agreeable to me.

*signs with Magic Nudie Pen*

[The Dog]

I just love Xavier's randomly apearing. And then saying "Now why don't you show your professor what Logan has tought you."

Apparently Xavier can teleport to gay orgies. Wearing only a towel.

[Phrozen]

This is agreeable to me.

*signs with Magic Nudie Pen*

I will now tell you that I played you. I didn't bribe anybody.

*Heroes go and occupy half of Khazan*

[The Dog]

This is agreeable to me.

*signs with Magic Nudie Pen*

You are a fool. No, you aren't a fool.

You are stupid. Really, REALLY stupid.

[Phrozen]

You are a fool. No, you aren't a fool.

You are stupid. Really, REALLY stupid.

*Ted does the Million Dollar Man laugh*

[Sean McClain]

I will now tell you that I played you. I didn't bribe anybody.

*Heroes go and occupy half of Khazan*
Hm, you should know, that pen was filled with acid-ink. Even now, the so-called "treaty" is melting away. And with no treaty to back your expansion, you violate your non-agression agreement.

May the Holy Pantheon show mercy, because I will not.

[Tommy]

Apparently Xavier can teleport to gay orgies. Wearing only a towel.
I love how everyone just wanders in and then decides to join in. Also they apparently don't belive in safe sex in the X-mansion.

[Sean McClain]

You are a fool. No, you aren't a fool.

You are stupid. Really, REALLY stupid.
*points to last post*

Says you, crimelord.