Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Guts/Batman]

...

...there's gonna be girls, right?

Trillions and trillions!!!

Now if they are human girls is another question altogether. :D

[Captain Sarcasm]

Trillions and trillions!!!

Now if they are human girls is another question altogether. :D

...eh. Better than nothing.

[Guts/Batman]

...eh. Better than nothing.

You misunderstand...

Al hot human women on Earth will be there...but others will as well. Let's just hope that A femalke wookie doesn't pick you out of the crowd...

[Anthony Johanson]

You misunderstand...

Al hot human women on Earth will be there...but others will as well. Let's just hope that A femalke wookie doesn't pick you out of the crowd...

That would be...I dunno.

[Guts/Batman]

That would be...I dunno.

Or a female Hutt...:D

[Anthony Johanson]

Or a female Hutt...:D

MY EYES THEY BLEED...somewhat.

[The MunchKING]

Or a female Hutt...:D
All hutts are actually hermaphrodites...

[Phrozen]

*hooks Anthony up with Wendy O. Williams*

Here ya go:

http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/alley/1163/hardwend.jpg

[Phrozen]

All hutts are actually hermaphrodites...

One would ask how you actually know this.

[Guts/Batman]

MY EYES THEY BLEED...somewhat.

Could be worse still...

Could be a female version of that thing they won Anakin from... :D

[The MunchKING]

And I can smell the Spidey slash fanfic from here.
We've good and corrupted him!!

[Gordon Smith]

This thread is bombing in every sense of the word. :p

[The MunchKING]

If I may ask, who?
3 guesses. and the first two don't count.

[Anthony Johanson]

Could be worse still...

Could be a female version of that thing they won Anakin from... :D

Thats kinda bad.

[Anthony Johanson]

3 guesses. and the first two don't count.

I'm not good at a guessing game.

[Trystenn]

In the new age 'let's be as polite as possible' CBR? I'd rather just not dignify people by acknowledging their existance.
Eh i never had use for it actually, i guess no one really rubs me the wrong way.

[The MunchKING]

Of course.

A reality busting party full of clean porn stars, Duck Dodgers, various pranksters, Lots of cars and space ships to give away (fully completed DS II, Imperial Star Destroyers, Romulan ships, you get the picture)...

It will be a virtual orgy!!! :D

I am SO there...

[The MunchKING]

One would ask how you actually know this.
But two wouldn't.

Because after the first guy did, everyone else's head would explode.

[The MunchKING]

This thread is bombing in every sense of the word. :p
You don't LIKE to know about Hutt sexual organs??

[Phrozen]

But two wouldn't.

Because after the first guy did, everyone else's head would explode.

You mean that you have a slug fetish as well as a dwarf one? You are one sick puppy.

[The MunchKING]

You mean that you have a slug fetish as well as a dwarf one? You are one sick puppy.
Of course not.

[Phrozen]

Of course not.

Well, the only thing that would make my head explode about you knowing about the gender of Hutts is that ya know, had a thing for them.

[The MunchKING]

I'm not good at a guessing game.
Were you here for the third age??

[Anthony Johanson]

Were you here for the third age??

Unfortunately, no.

Was it Janemba?

[Chrosis]

Were you here for the third age??

How long ago was that again?

[Anthony Johanson]

How long ago was that again?

Think it was 2001- early 2004, or something.

[The Dog]

But as I'm not gay, and won't have buttsax with anyone that was the best I could offer you.

Know any real women...

Wait, forget it. They wouldn't like me. Girls don't like me as anything other than "friend."

[The Dog]

This thread is bombing in every sense of the word. :p

What? You don't like people talking about porn, homosexuality, and posters depressed about their love lives?

[Phrozen]

What? You don't like people talking about porn, homosexuality, and posters depressed about their love lives?

That is what the Comm. Boarders talk about.

[The Dog]

That is what the Comm. Boarders talk about.

So do we, inbetween bouts of insanity.

[Sean McClain]

A somewhat-helpful list on DB/DBZ deaths and resurrections:

Son Goku: Died Twice, Came back twice.
Son Gohan: Died Once, came back
Krillin: Died twice, came back
Vegeta: Died twice, came back
Yamcha: Died twice, came back
Tienshinhan: Died twice, came back
Chaotzu: Died twice, came back
Master Roshi: Died twice, came back
Piccolo: Died twice, came back

This list is still in working condition, so if anyone wants to nitpick; then do so constructively or not at all. I did not include GT because, as we all know, it doesn't count.

[Sean McClain]

What? You don't like people talking about porn, homosexuality, and posters depressed about their love lives?
There's this one DVD I have, the History of the Blue Movie. It basically contains old, OLD porn clips from the early 1900's and so on.

But the thing is, the sexiest part about the whole DVD is the previews section. Can't go wrong there! :D

[Anthony Johanson]

A somewhat-helpful list on DB/DBZ deaths and resurrections:

Son Goku: Died Twice, Came back twice.
Son Gohan: Died Once, came back
Krillin: Died twice, came back
Vegeta: Died twice, came back
Yamcha: Died twice, came back
Tienshinhan: Died twice, came back
Chaotzu: Died twice, came back
Master Roshi: Died twice, came back
Piccolo: Died twice, came back

This list is still in working condition, so if anyone wants to nitpick; then do so constructively or not at all. I did not include GT because, as we all know, it doesn't count.

Impressive, but still nowhere near the X-men body count.

[Sean McClain]

Impressive, but still nowhere near the X-men body count.
Yeah, it's been a while since I watched either, but those seemed to stick in my mind.

And no, Manga deaths and resurrections will never equal Comic deaths and resurrections.

Just no way in hell.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah, it's been a while since I watched either, but those seemed to stick in my mind.

And no, Manga deaths and resurrections will never equal Comic deaths and resurrections.

Just no way in hell.

At least for the most part dead is dead in the Anime/Manga verses.

[The MunchKING]

Unfortunately, no.

Was it Janemba?
Chaos Burn Flame

[Phrozen]

*imports Porn from Playboy Earth*

[Anthony Johanson]

Chaos Burn Flame

Oh...I can see why, somewhat.

[Chrosis]

*Breaks the Internet over his knee.*

Top that, biznatch.

You broke the internet!!! :eek:

[Anthony Johanson]

You broke the internet!!! :eek:

and the internet liked it. :p

[The Dog]

A somewhat-helpful list on DB/DBZ deaths and resurrections:

Son Goku: Died Twice, Came back twice.
Son Gohan: Died Once, came back
Krillin: Died twice, came back
Vegeta: Died twice, came back
Yamcha: Died twice, came back
Tienshinhan: Died twice, came back
Chaotzu: Died twice, came back
Master Roshi: Died twice, came back
Piccolo: Died twice, came back

This list is still in working condition, so if anyone wants to nitpick; then do so constructively or not at all. I did not include GT because, as we all know, it doesn't count.

You're wrong with Krillin. DB/DBZ I believe he died three times and came back. First he was killed by Piccolo Sr's minion in DB and was wished back. Second he was killed by Frieza and wished back. Third he was turned to chocolate and eaten by Buu and wished back.

[Sean McClain]

and the internet liked it. :p
El Asso-Wipo: I shall break the Internet . . . on my knee . . . likea so!

Senor Bag-of-Crap: I am Senor Bag-Of-Crap!

El Nino: And I am El Nino, which means in Spanish, "The Nino".

[Trystenn]

ChaosBurnFlame
Fixed it for you.

[Sean McClain]

You're wrong with Krillin. DB/DBZ I believe he died three times and came back. First he was killed by Piccolo Sr's minion in DB and was wished back. Second he was killed by Frieza and wished back. Third he was turned to chocolate and eaten by Buu and wished back.
Yep, thanks for that.

Man, Krillin was a real whipping boy, wasn't he?

[Chrosis]

*imports Porn from Playboy Earth*

*party boy dances*

[Trystenn]

El Asso-Wipo: I shall break the Internet . . . on my knee . . . likea so!

Senor Bag-of-Crap: I am Senor Bag-Of-Crap!

El Nino: And I am El Nino, which means in Spanish, "The Nino".
....................................
Thank you for completely molesting my culture

[Anthony Johanson]

Fixed it for you.

Could still understand it.

[Sean McClain]

....................................
Thank you for completely molesting my culture
Don't blame me, blame To Kill a Mockingbird.

And El Diablo Negro, that bastard.

[Trulyures]

Good evening my loves

[Trystenn]

Yep, thanks for that.

Man, Krillin was a real whipping boy, wasn't he?
Well if he had a nose he could sniff out danger...

[Sean McClain]

*party boy dances*
*hits Chrosis in the noots with a Mini-Butt*

Keep yo' distance, boah.

[Trystenn]

Could still understand it.
Well that would be like calling him The Munch KING, just seems inherently wrong.

[Guts/Batman]

Chaos Burn Flame

Interesting...

Makes sense.

[Trystenn]

Don't blame me, blame To Kill a Mockingbird.

And El Diablo Negro, that bastard.
You know, if i had a spanish name it should be Desperado.

[Anthony Johanson]

Well that would be like calling him The Munch KING, just seems inherently wrong.

Not really, like all typo's I just piece it together.

[Sean McClain]

Good evening my loves
*Does the Hitchcock* (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)

Gooood Eeevening!

[Phrozen]

*hits Chrosis in the noots with a Mini-Butt*

Keep yo' distance, boah.

*charges extravegent prices for imported porn*

[Sean McClain]

You know, if i had a spanish name it should be Desperado.
My name wouldn't change in translation from English to Spanish.

Fucking 6th Grade.

[Trulyures]

*Does the Hitchcock* (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)

Gooood Eeevening!
How art thou?

[Trystenn]

3 guesses. and the first two don't count.
IIRC wasnt it because he confused you with someone else?

[Anthony Johanson]

Good evening my loves

Good evening Tru.

[Trulyures]

You know, if i had a spanish name it should be Desperado.
I love that song....

[Trulyures]

Good evening Tru.
*HUGS* HI Anthony!! How are you?

[Trystenn]

Not really, like all typo's I just piece it together.
I know, but the spirit of the name is lost.

[Trystenn]

I love that song....
There is a song called Desperado? You sure you dont mean the movie?

[Trystenn]

My name wouldn't change in translation from English to Spanish.

Fucking 6th Grade.
Seano McClaino?

[Chrosis]

*HUGS* HI Anthony!! How are you?

That's not clingy...

[Anthony Johanson]

I know, but the spirit of the name is lost.

"Spirit", I never saw it that way...

[Chrosis]

Seano McClaino?

No sean is spelled sean in spanish.

I dub thee... THE MEXINAUT!!!

[Trulyures]

There is a song called Desperado? You sure you dont mean the movie?
actually there is a song called Desperado.... I heard it on SeinField :D

[Trystenn]

"Spirit", I never saw it that way...
I see things deeper than they should at the wierdest times.

[Anthony Johanson]

*HUGS* HI Anthony!! How are you?

I'm doing rather bad, actually. It hasn't been a good month so far.

How are you Tru?

[Trulyures]

That's not clingy...
You want a hug too?^_^

[Anthony Johanson]

I see things deeper than they should at the wierdest times.

Cool, I'm not much of a spirit guy though.

[Trystenn]

actually there is a song called Desperado.... I heard it on SeinField :D
...................................
You get your music from Seinfeld?

[Trulyures]

I'm doing rather bad, actually. It hasn't been a good month so far.

How are you Tru?
well, good thing I hugged ya...
What's been going on. Tell Lil Tru all about it :)

[Trulyures]

...................................
You get your music from Seinfeld?
...................
Of course all the time:cool:

[Anthony Johanson]

well, good thing I hugged ya...
What's been going on. Tell Lil Tru all about it :)

I would rather not talk about it at the moment if it is alright with you.

[Trystenn]

Cool, I'm not much of a spirit guy though.
You know, neither am i cept for some things.

[Anthony Johanson]

...................................
You get your music from Seinfeld?

I've heard the song on the radio a couple of times.

[The Dog]

Good evening my loves

Good evening Truly.

[Anthony Johanson]

You know, neither am i cept for some things.

Ah, I usually just look deep for the most part.

[Trystenn]

I would rather not talk about it at the moment if it is alright with you.
Is everything cool? If its not man dont worry things will pick up ok?

[Chrosis]

You want a hug too?^_^

If it doesn't involve being crushing in a bear hug, I don't mind. Oh, look. Anthony needs another hug.

[Guts/Batman]

*Huggggggggggggggggggssss Tru*

[Trystenn]

I've heard the song on the radio a couple of times.
See now i must download it, whos it by, the Eagles?

[Anthony Johanson]

Is everything cool? If its not man dont worry things will pick up ok?

Well, I may as well get it off my chest. One of my best friends commited suicide a few days ago, my marks have been sufffering, and I've been fired from my part-time job.

[Trystenn]

Ah, I usually just look deep for the most part.
I try to sometimes, but its harder for me to look past face value.

[Sean McClain]

*charges extravegent prices for imported porn*
*creates porn to compete with Neo Venice*

You name it, Khazan's got it!

[Anthony Johanson]

See now i must download it, whos it by, the Eagles?

Yeah, actually.

[Trulyures]

I would rather not talk about it at the moment if it is alright with you.
of course, anything you want Anthony :) Just know I care is all^_^

[Phrozen]

*creates porn to compete with Neo Venice*

You name it, Khazan's got it!

*undercuts Khazan.*

That is the advantage of just passing it on instead of making it.

[Sean McClain]

How art thou?
Finally Eighteen! But, I got called for jury duty the next day.

[Trystenn]

Well, I may as well get it off my chest. One of my best friends commited suicide a few days ago, my marks have been sufffering, and I've been fired from my part-time job.
Thats never easy to get over, but your life has to go on, dont forget about your friend, but understand that he didnt do it to hurt you, even though it did, i am so sorry for your loss.

[Chrosis]

*creates porn to compete with Neo Venice*

You name it, Khazan's got it!

Gay Koala orgies.

*cries out of shame*

Still, I doubt Khazan has that.

[Anthony Johanson]

Thats never easy to get over, but your life has to go on, dont forget about your friend, but understand that he didnt do it to hurt you, even though it did, i am so sorry for your loss.

Thanks Trystenn, but I think it will take a couple days to a couple of weeks to get over that emotional hurdle.

[Trulyures]

Well, I may as well get it off my chest. One of my best friends commited suicide a few days ago, my marks have been sufffering, and I've been fired from my part-time job.
My condolenses, I must say I understand how you feel of some sort, my dad committed suicide a while back. I really hope everything will be ok with you and I'm sure everything will come out fine. Stay encouraged :) *hugs*

[Trulyures]

Good evening Truly.
Heylo, how are you feeling now Dog?:)

[Sean McClain]

Gay Koala orgies.

*cries out of shame*

Still, I doubt Khazan has that.
World #1092: Koala-Earth.

So yeah, we got that.

And Phro, since we have the cream of the Omniverse's top tail, we can certainly corner the fetish market.

[Anthony Johanson]

My condolenses, I must say I understand how you feel of some sort, my dad committed suicide a while back. I really hope everything will be ok with you and I'm sure everything will come out fine. Stay encouraged :) *hugs*

Thanks Tru, and I will try to get encouraged.

[Trystenn]

Thanks Trystenn, but I think it will take a couple days to a couple of weeks to get over that emotional hurdle.
Of course, these things are always painful, especially when its a close friend, your life will pick up, you dont deserve that kind of pain.

[Anthony Johanson]

Of course, these things are always painful, especially when its a close friend, your life will pick up, you dont deserve that kind of pain.

Thanks Trystenn, that means a lot.

[Phrozen]

World #1092: Koala-Earth.

So yeah, we got that.

And Phro, since we have the cream of the Omniverse's top tail, we can certainly corner the fetish market.

I will let you on to something. Chicks dig money, this is scientifically proven actually. Neo Venice has money, Khazan is relatively poor. There is a reason why Munchy is pirating my vessels and not yours.

[Trystenn]

Thanks Trystenn, that means a lot.
Your going to be ok, besides, you always have us :)

[The Dog]

Heylo, how are you feeling now Dog?:)

Still depressed about my love life, but I'm getting over it as I always do.

[Sean McClain]

I will let you on to something. Chicks dig money, this is scientifically proven actually. Neo Venice has money, Khazan is relatively poor. There is a reason why Munchy is pirating my vessels and not yours.
Chicks also dig Giant Robots, but we don't want to see a field demo of this fact.

[Chrosis]

Thanks Trystenn, that means a lot.

I'm with ya, man.

[Chrosis]

Chicks also dig Giant Robots, but we don't want to see a field demo of this fact.

Can I have my mech back now?

[Phrozen]

Chicks also dig Giant Robots, but we don't want to see a field demo of this fact.

Only the annoying Pacifist "how the hell did she get to run a country?" kind.

[Trulyures]

Thanks Tru, and I will try to get encouraged.
I know it's going to be tough, but I know that you can do it. Just give it time, you'll heal. Again, I am sorry. If you need anything, let me know *hugs*

[Trulyures]

If it doesn't involve being crushing in a bear hug, I don't mind. Oh, look. Anthony needs another hug.
*HUGS* Like that kind of hug?

[The Dog]

World #1092: Koala-Earth.

So yeah, we got that.

And Phro, since we have the cream of the Omniverse's top tail, we can certainly corner the fetish market.

Actually, I've got the cream of the Omniverse's top tail, seeing as how Succubi can transform to comply with any man's idea of the perfect woman.

[Sean McClain]

Only the annoying Pacifist "how the hell did she get to run a country?" kind.
They ain't annoying if you don't listen.

Besides, beating up would-be rapists and other assorted baddies with Badass-Robot-Action tends to impress the birds.

[Phrozen]

They ain't annoying if you don't listen.

Besides, beating up would-be rapists and other assorted baddies with Badass-Robot-Action tends to impress the birds.

Nahh, they just think you are compensating for something.

[Trulyures]

Still depressed about my love life, but I'm getting over it as I always do.
DOn't worry about it Dog, You'll find the right one... all you have to remember is be the right one and it will come I'm sure of it:) For a sweet guy like you, things will turn around. :)

[Sean McClain]

Actually, I've got the cream of the Omniverse's top tail, seeing as how Succubi can transform to comply with any man's idea of the perfect woman.
You have Polymorphic Soul-Sucking Devil-Women.

We have the actual women yours morph into.

Oh well, can't have too much of a good thing, I guess.

[Sean McClain]

Nahh, they just think you are compensating for something.
*taking notes*

Question: When would be a good time to use Badass-Robot-Action?

[Chrosis]

*HUGS* Like that kind of hug?

*coughs*

MY SPLEEN!!!

[Chrosis]

*taking notes*

Question: When would be a good time to use Badass-Robot-Action?

Now. And now, and now, and every now thereafter.

[Phrozen]

You have Polymorphic Soul-Sucking Devil-Women.

We have the actual women yours morph into.

Oh well, can't have too much of a good thing, I guess.

Yes, but in the Reinessance upper class women expected you to have at least one courtesian.

[Phrozen]

*taking notes*

Question: When would be a good time to use Badass-Robot-Action?

Never in the prescence of women. Sure, some women like the dumb thug, but the best women like the sure sauve and cultured guy.

[The Dog]

DOn't worry about it Dog, You'll find the right one... all you have to remember is be the right one and it will come I'm sure of it:) For a sweet guy like you, things will turn around. :)

Thanks, and I hope so. My only other option is to find Emma and go gay.

[Trulyures]

*coughs*

MY SPLEEN!!!
It's called suck it up!!!!!! I'm being nice :)

[Trulyures]

Thanks, and I hope so. My only other option is to find Emma and go gay.
don't loose hope dog everything will be alright

[Phrozen]

*gifts Truley with some fine silk, cotton, and alpaca wool clothes*

[Trulyures]

*gifts Truley with some fine silk, cotton, and alpaca wool clothes*
awww.... thanks:)
Now tell me the real reason why you are being nice to me :D

[Chrosis]

It's called suck it up!!!!!! I'm being nice :)

Oh.

*coughs*

Yay! My spleen!

*puts anthony between himself and Trulyures*

[Phrozen]

awww.... thanks:)
Now tell me the real reason why you are being nice to me :D

I am nice unlike some of the other heathens on this thread.

[Chrosis]

awww.... thanks:)
Now tell me the real reason why you are being nice to me :D

I'd think it'd be obvious...

[Phrozen]

I'd think it'd be obvious...

Like this one for example.

[Sean McClain]

Never in the prescence of women. Sure, some women like the dumb thug, but the best women like the sure sauve and cultured guy.
*kills and eats James Bond, thus gaining his suave debonarity*

*Spins into Tuxedo* Really, I must say . . .

Something witty and British-Sounding.

[Phrozen]

*kills and eats James Bond, thus gaining his suave debonarity*

*Spins into Tuxedo* Really, I must say . . .

Something witty and British-Sounding.

Ya know Cannibalism isn't really sauve.

[Sean McClain]

I am nice unlike some of the other heathens on this thread.
I am not a heathen. I offer tithes and sacrifices to the holy Pantheon just like every other.

[Trystenn]

Still depressed about my love life, but I'm getting over it as I always do.
Dont even trip, its more trouble than its worth.

[Sean McClain]

Ya know Cannibalism isn't really sauve.
It's how Chuck Norris gained Indian heritage.

[The Dog]

don't loose hope dog everything will be alright

I certainly hope so.

[Trystenn]

It's how Chuck Norris gained Indian heritage.
You know i heard humans taste nasty anyways.

[Trulyures]

Oh.

*coughs*

Yay! My spleen!

*puts anthony between himself and Trulyures*
I actually am giving Anthony Hugs, and you, and the dog, and anyone else that needs one:)

[Chrosis]

It's how Chuck Norris gained Indian heritage.

I thought his manbeard absorbed them?

[Trulyures]

I certainly hope so.
I know so ;)

[Trystenn]

I actually am giving Anthony Hugs, and you, and the dog, and anyone else that needs one:)
Crush their bones!!!

[The MunchKING]

Know any real women... This IS me your talking to...

[Phrozen]

You know i heard humans taste nasty anyways.

Supposedly, they taste like pork. Thus the nickname Long Pig.

[The Dog]

I know so ;)

Well, if you say so... Alright then.:)

[Chrosis]

Crush their bones!!!

She got my spleen... :(

[The MunchKING]

IIRC wasnt it because he confused you with someone else?
No, that DEFINATLY wasn't it...

[Trystenn]

No, that DEFINATLY wasn't it...
I remember in that one Morgan Spurlock thread you and CBF got into over the wierdest thing, and you didnt even say anything.

[The MunchKING]

Well, I may as well get it off my chest. One of my best friends commited suicide a few days ago, my marks have been sufffering, and I've been fired from my part-time job.
Awwwwwe... Man, that sucks. Well, we're here for ya man...

[The MunchKING]

I will let you on to something. Chicks dig money, this is scientifically proven actually. Neo Venice has money, Khazan is relatively poor. There is a reason why Munchy is pirating my vessels and not yours.
Actually, it's because He's got Goku, and a half million Supermen running around.

At least if it's the same Kahzaan as the Arena.

[Trulyures]

This IS me your talking to...
that means no :D

[Trystenn]

She got my spleen... :(
lol Dont worry she does that.

[Chrosis]

that means no :D

Even though he's an evil sin against god, he has feelings too you know...

[The MunchKING]

I am nice unlike some of the other heathens on this thread.
*Stage whisper*

She's a VERY suspisious little girl...

[Trulyures]

Well, if you say so... Alright then.:)
good keep that attitude up and now get some confidence put some whip cream and a cherry on top and you are good as new :p

[Phrozen]

Actually, it's because He's got Goku, and a half million Supermen running around.

At least if it's the same Kahzaan as the Arena.

Heh. I got worse things then Superman. Trust me in CoH terms Superman would be one of the easier bosses. Now the Longbow Ballista's and some of the versions of the Longbow Wardens are much more annoying then any SS/INV Tank.

[The MunchKING]

I remember in that one Morgan Spurlock thread you and CBF got into over the wierdest thing, and you didnt even say anything.
That was probably well after our fueding was underway then.

[The MunchKING]

that means no :D
Not only no, hayl No. I spend way to much time on here to know REAL girls...

[Trystenn]

That was probably well after our fueding was underway then.
Hmmm maybe, but it was a long time ago when i first saw that.

[The MunchKING]

Heh. I got worse things then Superman. Trust me in CoH terms Superman would be one of the easier bosses. Now the Longbow Ballista's and some of the versions of the Longbow Wardens are much more annoying then any SS/INV Tank.


Yeah, MOST versions of Superman would be beatable by my ships (He's weak to magic) but you don't want a bunch of PC supes after you. ;)

[Trulyures]

Not only no, hayl No. I spend way to much time on here to know REAL girls...
Really.... that kind of stinks because I don't know of nyone in here who are REAl girls.... sorry, I guess you lucked out this time

[Sean McClain]

Actually, it's because He's got Goku, and a half million Supermen running around.

At least if it's the same Kahzaan as the Arena.
Tis' one and the same.

Why do you think we are the Omniversal Empire of Khazan? Because we sell lots of brownies to old Mrs. Prentice down the street?

[Trystenn]

Yeah, MOST versions of Superman would be beatable by my ships (He's weak to magic) but you don't want a bunch of PC supes after you. ;)
*Raises hand*
I do.

[Trulyures]

*Stage whisper*

She's a VERY suspisious little girl...
Really? I am? I mean.... I AM :eek: MUAHAHAHA

[The MunchKING]

Really.... that kind of stinks because I don't know of nyone in here who are REAl girls.... sorry, I guess you lucked out this time
Your not a girl?

What about Nemo or Bebs?

[Trulyures]

Even though he's an evil sin against god, he has feelings too you know...
I know.... that's why I do it cause he knows I'm kidding with him. Him and I are cool like that :)

[The MunchKING]

*Raises hand*
I do.


Good!! You can be our new...

"Decoy"

And don't worry, when you marry the Gorrilla woman, just think how much she'll love you. ;)

[Trystenn]

Good!! You can be our new...

"Decoy"

And don't worry, when you marry the Gorrilla woman, just think how much she'll love you. ;)
Seriously, remember that one time....
Nevermind.

[Trulyures]

Your not a girl?

What about Nemo or Bebs?
NO, and Nemo as well as Bebs...
They're actually men.... but we keep it a secret ;) :rolleyes:

[The MunchKING]

Seriously, remember that one time....
Nevermind.
Well when you think about how a Male gorrilla is only about an inch and a half erect, even YOU should be able to impress Mrs. Gorrila. ;)

[Guts/Batman]

NO, and Nemo as well as Bebs...
They're actually men.... but we keep it a secret ;) :rolleyes:

They just play one on tv!!!

[The MunchKING]

NO, and Nemo as well as Bebs...
They're actually men.... but we keep it a secret ;) :rolleyes:
Your very good Role Players then.

You had me completly fooled. ;)

[Trulyures]

Your very good Role Players then.

You had me completly fooled. ;)
*bows* well thank you
you had me fooled to;)

[Chrosis]

NO, and Nemo as well as Bebs...
They're actually men.... but we keep it a secret ;) :rolleyes:

I've seen pictures of Bebs. Liar.

[The MunchKING]

*bows* well thank you
you had me fooled to;)
About what??

[Trulyures]

They just play one on tv!!!
Yep, we're really ugly guys.....

[Trystenn]

Well when you think about how a Male gorrilla is only about an inch and a half erect, even YOU should be able to impress Mrs. Gorrila. ;)
You know what Munch, you hung likea woman!!!

[The MunchKING]

You know what Munch, you hung likea woman!!!
Only certain ones from the fanfics I been reading...

[Trystenn]

Only certain ones from the fanfics I been reading...
......................................
So like, your a woman?

[Trulyures]

I've seen pictures of Bebs. Liar.
and that means?

[Chrosis]

and that means?

You said she wasn't a woman...

That means you're a liar, or something really weird is going on...

[Trulyures]

You said she wasn't a woman...

That means you're a liar, or something really weird is going on...
hmmmmm.... well this forum is weird all in general, you should know that? AM I lieing? or is there something weird going on? ;)

[Sean McClain]

......................................
So like, your a woman?
Not quite what he meant.

*coughdickwheezegirlcough*

Damn allergies.

[Chrosis]

hmmmmm.... well this forum is weird all in general, you should know that? AM I lieing? or is there something weird going on? ;)

I'm bamboozled!

*whips out scimitars*

I DON'T LIKE BEING BAMBOOZLED!!! :( :evilangry :(

[Trystenn]

Not quite what he meant.

*coughdickwheezegirlcough*

Damn allergies.
Ewwwwwww, yet strangely arousing

[The MunchKING]

......................................
So like, your a woman?
No but the women in the stories had really huge cocks.

Some had huge hens too, but we really don't need to discuss their birds anyfurther.

[Trystenn]

No but the women in the stories had really huge cocks.

Some had huge hens too, but we really don't need to discuss their birds anyfurther.
-10HP
Wow, now i know where i got it from.

[Trulyures]

Not quite what he meant.

*coughdickwheezegirlcough*

Damn allergies.
Smacks over the back REAL hard....... *hits* you alright there Sean, seems like you got a cold there

[Sean McClain]

I'm bamboozled!

*whips out scimitars*

I DON'T LIKE BEING BAMBOOZLED!!! :( :evilangry :(
How about being Schmeckeldorfed?

[The MunchKING]

Smacks over the back REAL hard....... *hits* you alright there Sean, seems like you got a cold there
That's only if he's choking...

[Trulyures]

I'm bamboozled!

*whips out scimitars*

I DON'T LIKE BEING BAMBOOZLED!!! :( :evilangry :(
are you, what are you talking about ?*watery eyes* :(

[Sean McClain]

Smacks over the back REAL hard....... *hits* you alright there Sean, seems like you got a cold there
Just some breathing problems. And thanks for unkinking my back. :)

[Trystenn]

That's only if he's choking...
Ya isnt that assault?

[Sean McClain]

are you, what are you talking about ?*watery eyes* :(
Oh yeah, he's Schmeckeldorfed.

[Chrosis]

How about being Schmeckeldorfed?

MORE BAMBOOZLEAGE!!! GAH!!!

*curls up in a corner*

[Trulyures]

That's only if he's choking...
I know......

[Trulyures]

Just some breathing problems. And thanks for unkinking my back. :)
your welcome, not many people appreciate that but your are soo welcome *hugs* Here I made you a sammich ^_^

[Sean McClain]

MORE BAMBOOZLEAGE!!! GAH!!!

*curls up in a corner*
Yet another crippled by my Mighty Might.

[Trulyures]

MORE BAMBOOZLEAGE!!! GAH!!!

*curls up in a corner*
I was only kidding lil darling..... no need to freak out. :) *hugs*.. there there

[Sean McClain]

your welcome, not many people appreciate that but your are soo welcome *hugs* Here I made you a sammich ^_^
Kick Ass! What type is it?

[Trulyures]

Yet another crippled by my Mighty Might.
What might? I see no Might!!!! :D ;)

[Chrosis]

Bamboozled...

*shudders*

[The MunchKING]

I was only kidding lil darling..... no need to freak out. :) *hugs*.. there there
"little Darling"???

You are SUCH a girl...

[Sean McClain]

What might? I see no Might!!!! :D ;)

MIGHTY FISH OF CHRONAL-DISTORTING SCHMECKELDOJUSTICE

;)

[Chrosis]

"little Darling"???

You are SUCH a girl...

Sexist bastard What?

WAIT! It's almost time...

*grins evily* :evilsmile

[Trystenn]

MIGHTY FISH OF CHRONAL-DISTORTING SCHMECKELDOJUSTICE

;)
Whats up with you and fish?

[Chrosis]

MIGHTY FISH OF CHRONAL-DISTORTING SCHMECKELDOJUSTICE

;)
*stands up*

THE MIGHT OF THE MIGHTY POST OF TWO THOUSAND RAIN DOWN UPON YOU UNHOLY HEATHEN!!! BEGON! LEAVE MY PRESENCE, YE WHO DEFILE THE MOST SACRED GROUNDS!!!

[Sean McClain]

Whats up with you and fish?
It lives within me.

It calls out, to smite those who would oppose my aims.

[Trystenn]

*stands up*

THE MIGHT OF THE MIGHTY POST OF TWO THOUSAND RAIN DOWN UPON YOU UNHOLY HEATHEN!!! BEGON! LEAVE MY PRESENCE, YE WHO DEFILE THE MOST SACRED GROUNDS!!!
Whats wrong witchu guys?

[Trulyures]

"little Darling"???

You are SUCH a girl...
Thank you, I do my best ;)

[Sean McClain]

Whats wrong witchu guys?
He's just jealous of the MIGHTY FISH!.

[The MunchKING]

*stands up*

THE MIGHT OF THE MIGHTY POST OF TWO THOUSAND RAIN DOWN UPON YOU UNHOLY HEATHEN!!! BEGON! LEAVE MY PRESENCE, YE WHO DEFILE THE MOST SACRED GROUNDS!!!
*poops on his sacred grounds*

Ooops.

[Trulyures]

Whats wrong witchu guys?
THEY'RE PLAYING WHO"S MIGHTIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The MunchKING]

Thank you, I do my best ;)


You such a girly person, even if you were a guy (like you said earlier) You'd still be a girl.

[Trystenn]

You such a girly person, even if you were a guy (like you said earlier) You'd still be a girl.
YOU UGLY SON OF A B*TCH I WANTED THE 3000TH POST!!!!.

[Trulyures]

MIGHTY FISH OF CHRONAL-DISTORTING SCHMECKELDOJUSTICE

;)
Can you say SHOW OFF!!!! ;) :D

[Sean McClain]

*poops on his sacred grounds*

Ooops.
*puts a Wal-Mart on the sacred grounds*

Oops.

[Chrosis]

*poops on his sacred grounds*

Ooops.

Actually, those aren't my sacred grounds. They're someone elses.

NOOOOO!!!! I'VE LOST THE POWER OF THE POST OF TWO THOUSAND!!! I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!!

*curls up in corner*

[Trystenn]

THEY'RE PLAYING WHO"S MIGHTIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And i blame you for that failure!!!

[The MunchKING]

YOU UGLY SON OF A B*TCH I WANTED THE 3000TH POST!!!!.
1 AND 3 thousand.

And If you ever insult my mom again, Raven will never reconize you, but her dad will... :D

[Trulyures]

You such a girly person, even if you were a guy (like you said earlier) You'd still be a girl.
hmmm... I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.... :confused:

[Trulyures]

And i blame you for that failure!!!
I'm such a failure :( :( :(

[Trystenn]

1 AND 3 thousand.

And If you ever insult my mom again, Raven will never reconize you, but her dad will... :D
Im not insulting either of them, im insulting you!!!!


And lets see you try!!!

[Trystenn]

I'm such a failure :( :( :(
No its ok, you didnt fail, just keep me from attaining success.

[Sean McClain]

I'm such a failure :( :( :(
*hugs*

Sadness does not become you, so be merry again.

[The MunchKING]

Im not insulting either of them, im insulting you!!!!

Well if I'm the son of a bitch, than logically one of my parents is a bitch.

Were you supposed to be impling my father was a female dog??

I can see Logic, as well as insults aren't your strong suit.


And lets see you try!!!

I killed you over 3 times when you first joined me. You think you've grown that much tougher??

[The MunchKING]

hmmm... I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.... :confused:
If your a boy: Insult

If your a Girl: Compliment.

[Trulyures]

No its ok, you didnt fail, just keep me from attaining success.
That's your problem not mine, you don't have to always make me feel bad about it, this is the second time you did that :( You're such a meanie

[The Dog]

I'm such a failure :( :( :(

*Hugs Truly* Awww, you're a failure. Trystenn's just a big jerk.

[Trulyures]

If your a boy: Insult

If your a Girl: Compliment.
OK, uhhhhhh
thank you?

[Trystenn]

Well if I'm the son of a bitch, than logically one of my parents is a bitch.

Were you supposed to be impling my father was a female dog??

I can see Logic, as well as insults aren't your strong suit.
Oh be quiet, you know its only a euphamism.




I killed you over 3 times when you first joined me. You think you've grown that much tougher??
Ya i plan on only dying once this time around.

[Trystenn]

That's your problem not mine, you don't have to always make me feel bad about it, this is the second time you did that :( You're such a meanie
I just didnt know you would post just then,

[Phrozen]

*retcons the last 5 pages or so*

[The MunchKING]

Oh be quiet, you know its only a euphamism.

Quit trying to think, you'll hurt yourself.



Ya i plan on only dying once this time around.

Maybe I should leave you dead this time...

[Trystenn]

*Hugs Truly* Awww, you're a failure. Trystenn's just a big jerk.
Dont make me piss on you.

[The MunchKING]

*retcons the last 5 pages or so*
*retcons his retcon*

[Trystenn]

Quit trying to think, you'll hurt yourself.
Ill hurt you!!!




Maybe I should leave you dead this time...
Well thats not in your hands at all you shrimp.

[The MunchKING]

Dont make me piss on you.
He'd probably chop of your dick...

Then you wouldn't even impress the female gorrilas. ;)

[Phrozen]

*retcons his retcon*

*retcons the retcon that retconed the retcon. Put permenant stamp of continuity on the last retcon*

[The Dog]

That's your problem not mine, you don't have to always make me feel bad about it, this is the second time you did that :( You're such a meanie

*Pats Truly's head* Don't worry, I'll make it better.

*Grabs the Sword of Eternity and walks toward Trystenn*

[Trystenn]

He'd probably chop of your dick...

Then you wouldn't even impress the female gorrilas. ;)
There is no blade in this multiverse that can cut off my D*ck, you want to see it?

[The MunchKING]

Ill hurt you!!!


You couldn't if I sat here and LET you hit me.


Well thats not in your hands at all you shrimp.

Shrimp?? I've got KNIVES bigger than you boy.

So when ever your ready to stop talking yourself up and try something, I'll be ready to hand you your heart.

[Sean McClain]

*retcons the retcon that retconed the retcon. Put permenant stamp of continuity on the last retcon*
*sets Bendis to work on the retcon of the retcon of the retcon of the retcon*

Oops.

[Trystenn]

*Pats Truly's head* Don't worry, I'll make it better.

*Grabs the Sword of Eternity and walks toward Trystenn*
*Grabs Sword of Crappy Taiwanese Manufacture*

[The MunchKING]

*retcons the retcon that retconed the retcon. Put permenant stamp of continuity on the last retcon*
Uses the power from the Posts of Power to make everything as it should be.

[Phrozen]

*sets Bendis to work on the retcon of the retcon of the retcon of the retcon*

Oops.

*kills Bendis for crimes againist the Avengers*

[The MunchKING]

There is no blade in this multiverse that can cut off my D*ck, you want to see it?
No, I really have no desire to see it.

Nore a microscope on hand.

[Sean McClain]

There is no blade in this multiverse that can cut off my D*ck, you want to see it?
What, the blade, or the dick?

Cause I'm more interested in the blade.

[Trystenn]

You couldn't if I sat here and LET you hit me.
Yes i could and you know it you....YOU




Shrimp?? I've got KNIVES bigger than you boy.

So when ever your ready to stop talking yourself up and try something, I'll be ready to hand you your heart.
Hey just say when and ill start up!!!

[Trulyures]

I just didnt know you would post just then,
you have to appologize for being mean now

[Sean McClain]

*kills Bendis for crimes againist the Avengers*
Ha! All goes according to plan.

Goooood. Goooood.