Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Trystenn]

Pornolympics. Like the regular Olympics, only with boobs.
Man homie you need to get cable.

[The Dog]

I am sure if I met you in real life I would.

And I stopped giving a damn about what people think of my sexuality, so I'd take you up on your offer.

[Trystenn]

And the gold medal goes to...Long Dong from China!
Long Dong? China?
HA!

[Tommy]

And I stopped giving a damn about what people think of my sexuality, so I'd take you up on your offer.
Word up. I have been told I am rather good at what I do.

[Trystenn]

And I stopped giving a damn about what people think of my sexuality, so I'd take you up on your offer.
Just close your eyes and its just like whatever you want.

[Stretch Dude]

Man homie you need to get cable.

I have cable.

[Stretch Dude]

Word up. I have been told I am rather good at what I do.

And what he does isn't very clean.

[Trulyures]

Iiiii Livvvvvveeee!!!!! :)

[Tommy]

And what he does isn't very clean.
Nor hygenic. I still do not get a lot of freaky stuff people do.

[The Dog]

Word up. I have been told I am rather good at what I do.

Good, because I'd hate for the person whose planning on having buttsecks with me to be bad at it.

[Trystenn]

I have cable.
Not the kind of cable that shows you perverted stuff, the kinda cable that lets you watch Cowboy Bebop.

[Stretch Dude]

Iiiii Livvvvvveeee!!!!! :)

And you're a Transmetal!

[Stretch Dude]

Not the kind of cable that shows you perverted stuff, the kinda cable that lets you watch Cowboy Bebop.

I have that cable, and I'm not big on anime.

[Stretch Dude]

Nor hygenic. I still do not get a lot of freaky stuff people do.

Aye. Fetishes be weird and varied.

[Tommy]

Good, because I'd hate for the person whose planning on having buttsecks with me to be bad at it.
Hahahaha. that makes me laugh.

[Trystenn]

Good, because I'd hate for the person whose planning on having buttsecks with me to be bad at it.
Look just remember to move your hips, back and forth only goes so far.

[The Dog]

Not the kind of cable that shows you perverted stuff, the kinda cable that lets you watch Cowboy Bebop.

You know, I'd much rather have the perverted cable than the Cowboy Bebop cable.

[Trystenn]

I have that cable, and I'm not big on anime.
Best Western Cartoon?
Teen Titans or JLU.

[Trulyures]

And you're a Transmetal!
HUH? :confused:

[Trystenn]

You know, I'd much rather have the perverted cable than the Cowboy Bebop cable.
b-b-b-but why?

[Tommy]

Teen Titans or JLU.
JLU (but still not as good as Batman TAS or Gargoyles)

[Trystenn]

HUH? :confused:
IOW he failed in his assisination attemp.

[The Dog]

Hahahaha. that makes me laugh.

What's good about it is its funny AND true.

[Tommy]

I could go for some perverted cable.

[Stretch Dude]

HUH? :confused:

I've been rewatching Beast Wars on DVD and just recently reached Season 2.

[Trystenn]

JLU (but still not as good as Batman TAS or Gargoyles)
*Sigh*
The only problem with Gargiyles is that it was rated G, if it had an R rating i would creme my pants i would.

[Peter]

Look just remember to move your hips, back and forth only goes so far.

And how do *you* know that, Trystenn?

[Tommy]

*Sigh*
The only problem with Gargiyles is that it was rated G, if it had an R rating i would creme my pants i would.
I am in love with Demona.

[Trystenn]

And how do *you* know that, Trystenn?
...........................................
I heard it around the campfire one impressionable summer?

[Stretch Dude]

Best Western Cartoon?
Teen Titans or JLU.

Currently? JLU.

Ever? B:TAS or Classic Simpsons.

[Stretch Dude]

...........................................
I heard it around the campfire one impressionable summer?

We must've had the same scoutmaster...

[Trystenn]

I am in love with Demona.
Who isnt?

Whats wierd is that now that im older i finally see how F*cken sadistic she really was.

[The Dog]

Look just remember to move your hips, back and forth only goes so far.

Wow, thanks for the advice. If I ever find myself in the position of getting buttsecks, I'll be sure to remember that.

[Trulyures]

IOW he failed in his assisination attemp.
oh.. ok.... assassinate me? B B B B B..ut why?

[Tommy]

Who isnt?

Whats wierd is that now that im older i finally see how F*cken sadistic she really was.
She was messed up, but somehow still really tragic.

[Peter]

We must've had the same scoutmaster...

You know I *own* that video.

:D

"Gonna be a frisky summer, time for tryin' somethin' new..."

[The Dog]

I am in love with Demona.

Everyone loves Demona. Gay people love Demona, straight people love Demona, bisexuals love Demona.

Hell, even smoking monkeys love Demona!

[Trystenn]

Wow, thanks for the advice. If I ever find myself in the position of getting buttsecks, I'll be sure to remember that.
.......................
I wasnt talking about recieving you sicko!!!

[Stretch Dude]

oh.. ok.... assassinate me? B B B B B..ut why?

Don't listen to Trystenn. He's talking crazy again. Here, have an apple.

Truly: ...It's blue.

It's...cotton-candy-flavored. Yeah...

[Stretch Dude]

.......................
I wasnt talking about recieving you sicko!!!

Like you've ever been on the giving end. :D

[Trystenn]

We must've had the same scoutmaster...
Was he kinda lanky and real dark?

[Stretch Dude]

You know I *own* that video.

:D

"Gonna be a frisky summer, time for tryin' somethin' new..."

They were taping it?! No wonder I had to sign a nondisclosure agreement...

[Tommy]

Everyone loves Demona. Gay people love Demona, straight people love Demona, bisexuals love Demona.

Hell, even smoking monkeys love Demona!
That is due to her freaking awesomness. Such a brilliant multi-facited villian.

[Trystenn]

You know I *own* that video.

:D

"Gonna be a frisky summer, time for tryin' somethin' new..."
...................................
Are you serious?

[Stretch Dude]

Was he kinda lanky and real dark?

Yeah, and he reeked of apricots.

[Trystenn]

Like you've ever been on the giving end. :D
Its remarks like that that keep you from getting my vote for Mayor.

[The MunchKING]

Yes, you are. I was listuing my allies outside of SO and the Khazan Empires.


You were among one of my first allies in SO, and I will always remember it. :)
You'd better. I'd hate to be... Unallied with you. ;)

[Trulyures]

Don't listen to Trystenn. He's talking crazy again. Here, have an apple.

Truly: ...It's blue.

It's...cotton-candy-flavored. Yeah...
sure looks tasty....:)
Hmm... haven't seen one before.... here I have a gift for you *offers* :)

[Trystenn]

Yeah, and he reeked of apricots.
Thats the guy!

[Stretch Dude]

Its remarks like that that keep you from getting my vote for Mayor.

Dang, and I just bought a new sash...

[The MunchKING]

*too busy basking in KH2's glory to care*
I really need to play that more...

[Stretch Dude]

sure looks tasty....:)
Hmm... haven't seen one before.... here I have a gift for you *offers* :)

*gasp* Jack Thompson's head! And it's bronzed! How did you know?

[Trystenn]

Dang, and I just bought a new sash...
Well then say sorry.

[The MunchKING]

*Flames appear again, slightly back from the last spot and bigger, these reading "MUNCHY AND BEBSY SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"*
Oh that ain't all we're doing... ;)

[Peter]

...................................
Are you serious?

Yeah, the movie -- shot in Portugal and Slovakia -- is titled "Frisky Summer 2", and that's the theme song for it. The first scene is a frisky scout troup, who -- after a hard day's hiking -- retreat to their cabin for, uh, more stuff.

[Stretch Dude]

I really need to play that more...

So do I. Unfortunately, the PS2 is hooked up to the TV in the room where my dad does his work, and he likes to watch TV while he works.

...He made me get off just as I got to Port Royal! *sob*

[Peter]

Its remarks like that that keep you from getting my vote for Mayor.

Oh Trystenn, I'd do ya.

[Trystenn]

She was messed up, but somehow still really tragic.
Not really, she just seemed uncannly vindictive, i mean regardless of what she saw, she still clung to her own version of evnts.

[Stretch Dude]

Well then say sorry.

All right...I'm sorry you've never given anyone buttsecks.

[The MunchKING]

It's not stealing if nobody knows you had that you had the tech in the first place. That and seeing as you have nigh-everything, it's kinda hard not to "steal" it. So in other words, you may as well say everyone else is "stealing/copying" your stuff.
Bah he doesn't have our Pure-bred chocobos...

[The Dog]

.......................
I wasnt talking about recieving you sicko!!!

Wait... What were you talking about then?

[Trystenn]

Yeah, the movie -- shot in Portugal and Slovakia -- is titled "Frisky Summer 2", and that's the theme song for it. The first scene is a frisky scout troup, who -- after a hard day's hiking -- retreat to their cabin for, uh, more stuff.
Like le wow, i dont remember the hike, but the cabiin stuff rings a bell.

[Trystenn]

All right...I'm sorry you've never given anyone buttsecks.
I forgive you.

[Stretch Dude]

Thats the guy!

It's a small world after all, huh? 'Course, the same can't be said about him.

[Peter]

Like le wow, i dont remember the hike, but the cabiin stuff rings a bell.

Hehehehe....

So you can be Sebastian. I'll be Alex.

:D

[The MunchKING]

You know what, F*ck liquor and F*ck whoever did that to you.
He already did, that's the problem...

[Trulyures]

*gasp* Jack Thompson's head! And it's bronzed! How did you know?
Oh, a widdle birdy told me, so I couldn't resist but to give it to you:)

[Stretch Dude]

I forgive you.

So I have your vote now?

[Trystenn]

Wait... What were you talking about then?
............................
Never you mind.

[Stretch Dude]

He already did, that's the problem...

I actually thought about saying that...

[Trystenn]

Hehehehe....

So you can be Sebastian. I'll be Alex.

:D
Id rather be Alex, i hate that name Sebastian.

[Trystenn]

So I have your vote now?
Well you do now!

[Trystenn]

It's a small world after all, huh? 'Course, the same can't be said about him.
Eh it could i suppose.

[The MunchKING]

I could go for some perverted cable.
Me too, to bad I'm at school.

[Trystenn]

He already did, that's the problem...
I meant as in lets slap her or something/.

[Tommy]

Not really, she just seemed uncannly vindictive, i mean regardless of what she saw, she still clung to her own version of evnts.
She kept trying to do the right thing for her clan, but allways messed up. Eventualy she went into loony toons territory.

[The Dog]

Oh Trystenn, I'd do ya.

I'd have sex with any healthy, non-diseased humans.

And I'm beginning to think the "human" part is too high of a standard.

[Stretch Dude]

Well you do now!

Huzzah! I'm off to buy a monocle!

[The MunchKING]

Wow, thanks for the advice. If I ever find myself in the position of getting buttsecks, I'll be sure to remember that.


You should...

[Peter]

Id rather be Alex, i hate that name Sebastian.

What about Julian?

[Stretch Dude]

Eh it could i suppose.

Depends on whether he was swimming beforehand, I guess.

[The MunchKING]

oh.. ok.... assassinate me? B B B B B..ut why?


I don't know. But if you want, I'll defenstrate him for you.

[The MunchKING]

You know I *own* that video.

:D

"Gonna be a frisky summer, time for tryin' somethin' new..."
*wonders where he can get a copy*

[Stretch Dude]

I'd have sex with any healthy, non-diseased humans.

And I'm beginning to think the "human" part is too high of a standard.

Monkeybuttsecks?

[Guts/Batman]

What about Julian?

Julian who gets all the women he wants in the movies...?

[Stretch Dude]

*wonders where he can get a copy*

Gee, Munch, I didn't know you were into that kind of thing. I wonder what Bebs thinks of that...

[Trystenn]

She kept trying to do the right thing for her clan, but allways messed up. Eventualy she went into loony toons territory.
She did so by backstabbing everyone else, then acted surprised when the same thing happened to her.

[The MunchKING]

Its remarks like that that keep you from getting my vote for Mayor.
H e beat me to it.

[Guts/Batman]

If I didn't know any better I would dare say that Munchy is on a post-a-thon...

[Trulyures]

I'd have sex with any healthy, non-diseased humans.

And I'm beginning to think the "human" part is too high of a standard.
Dog what's up? Why are you so down?

[The Dog]

Monkeybuttsecks?

Is it bad that my standards have dropped so low that I can't merely consider that a joke?

[Trystenn]

I'd have sex with any healthy, non-diseased humans.

And I'm beginning to think the "human" part is too high of a standard.
lol Animal Vegetable or Mineral?

[Trulyures]

Me too, to bad I'm at school.
so how old are you really then? ;) Since you say you're "old"

[Peter]

Julian who gets all the women he wants in the movies...?

Not 'women', per se....

*wonders where he can get a copy*

As it turns out, I do have a spare copy. I don't think you'd like it very much, though...

[Stretch Dude]

If I didn't know any better I would dare say that Munchy is on a post-a-thon...

You speaketh as if thou art surprised by such a turn of events.

[The Dog]

Dog what's up? Why are you so down?

I just realized how horrible my lovelife is.

[The MunchKING]

I actually thought about saying that...
I got the joke. ;)

[Peter]

Is it bad that my standards have dropped so low that I can't merely consider that a joke?

Didn't AIDS originate in monkeys in Africa, or something?

I'm just throwin' that out there. As a form of perspective.

[Trystenn]

H e beat me to it.
Your not voting for him either?

[Stretch Dude]

Is it bad that my standards have dropped so low that I can't merely consider that a joke?

Just keep your mouth closed during foreplay. Trust me on this.

[Guts/Batman]

You speaketh as if thou art surprised by such a turn of events.

Oh...I'm not surprised. Just stating something is all. :D

[The MunchKING]

Gee, Munch, I didn't know you were into that kind of thing. I wonder what Bebs thinks of that...


She knows I watch Porn...

I mean I showed her most of it.

[The Dog]

lol Animal Vegetable or Mineral?

Doesn't matter. I'd probably get turned down by them. So far my only offer is over the internet from EmmaFrost.

And I'd honestly take him up on it.

[Peter]

She knows I watch Porn...

You do?

I'm genuinely shocked by that.

Wow.

[The MunchKING]

If I didn't know any better I would dare say that Munchy is on a post-a-thon...
Nah, just atlking...

[Trystenn]

Didn't AIDS originate in monkeys in Africa, or something?

I'm just throwin' that out there. As a form of perspective.
I dont believe that, i thnk Aids well just appeared somewhere.

[The Dog]

She knows I watch Porn...

I mean I showed her most of it.

Does she know you watch gay porn? Because that's what it is. Gay porn.

[Trulyures]

Didn't AIDS originate in monkeys in Africa, or something?

I'm just throwin' that out there. As a form of perspective.
It's a theorie

[Guts/Batman]

Not 'women', per se....

We must be thinking of a different Julian... :D

Unless the one I'm thinking about is bi...

[Stretch Dude]

She knows I watch Porn...

I mean I showed her most of it.

Does she know you watch gay Boy Scout porn?

[The MunchKING]

so how old are you really then? ;) Since you say you're "old"

Ancient...

[Guts/Batman]

Nah, just atlking...

Ahhhhh.....

[Stretch Dude]

I dont believe that, i thnk Aids well just appeared somewhere.

Yeah. In monkeys.

*FACED BY LOGIC!*

[Trystenn]

You do?

I'm genuinely shocked by that.

Wow.
whats wierd is that im shocked that anyone watches porn.

[Trulyures]

I just realized how horrible my lovelife is.
so is it love life or sex life are you talking about?

[The MunchKING]

As it turns out, I do have a spare copy. I don't think you'd like it very much, though...
You don't??

[Peter]

Does she know you watch gay Boy Scout porn?

Slovakia's best top-shelf stuff, at that.

At least Munchy has good taste.

[Guts/Batman]

whats wierd is that im shocked that anyone watches porn.

Why is that?

[The Dog]

Didn't AIDS originate in monkeys in Africa, or something?

I'm just throwin' that out there. As a form of perspective.

I'd get'em tested first. Better safe than sorry and all that.

Also, wasn't Tarzan, King of the Jungle's first time with a gorilla?

[Peter]

You don't??

No.

There are... no boobs, and probably far too many men in the film.

[Trulyures]

Yeah. In monkeys.

*FACED BY LOGIC!*
That's not logical hon..... because another theory is that it also originated from gays, which is not true either weirdo

[The MunchKING]

Doesn't matter. I'd probably get turned down by them. So far my only offer is over the internet from EmmaFrost.

And I'd honestly take him up on it.


I offered you some Fantasy babes...

[Peter]

whats wierd is that im shocked that anyone watches porn.

I watch far too much porn, I own like 10 movies.

[Stretch Dude]

That's not logical hon..... because another theory is that it also originated from gays, which is not true either weirdo

I HAVE BEEN FACED BY LOGIC!

[The Dog]

so is it love life or sex life are you talking about?

Both. Not only do I not get sex, I also don't have a girlfriend. At all.

[Peter]

That's not logical hon..... because another theory is that it also originated from gays, which is not true either weirdo

Yeah, something biological just can't spontaneously spring into existance.

But it had to come from somewhere. And if it was somewhere human, we would've heard about it before the 80s.

[Trulyures]

Ancient...
hmmm.... sure...

[Guts/Batman]

I watch far too much porn, I own like 10 movies.

I have deleted gbs of porn from my computer many times only to have it go back to the level it was before....:D

[The MunchKING]

You do?

I'm genuinely shocked by that.

Wow.


Aside from all the times I've said I've ready dirty fanfics, seen hentai pics, and taped peoples intamicies around here, I thought I'd actually confessed to it in the Third Age.

Not to mention all the times I told you to quit beating your self (Up at least ;) ) over watching porn...

[Trulyures]

Both. Not only do I not get sex, I also don't have a girlfriend. At all.
You don't need to have sex. I mean I completely understand a girl friend.... are you really shy or something and won't ask someone out? :)

[Peter]

I have deleted gbs of porn from my computer many times only to have it go back to the level it was before....:D

Something really pathetic that I'll admit to because, hey, we're all friends here.

I downloaded all my favourite clips from about ten various pages -- got a good solid half hour of material, about seven or eight different scenes -- and burned them to disc.

Heh.

[Trystenn]

Yeah. In monkeys.

*FACED BY LOGIC!*
No how the H*ll did it start with monkeys?

[Trulyures]

I HAVE BEEN FACED BY LOGIC!
who hasn't? ;)

[The MunchKING]

Does she know you watch gay porn? Because that's what it is. Gay porn.
Well I mean she saw me watching Nemo/Suu stuff. ;)

[The Dog]

I offered you some Fantasy babes...

Yeah, but unfortunately they're not in real life.

[Trystenn]

I watch far too much porn, I own like 10 movies.
I know someone with literaly BOXES of the stuff.

[The MunchKING]

whats wierd is that im shocked that anyone watches porn.
Why?? I mean it's not a billion dollar industry cause everyone ignores it.

[Peter]

I know someone with literaly BOXES of the stuff.

I have like one box, and it's only a small box. Like shoebox sized.

And I'm hopin' I'll eventually just grow out of it, become bored with it.

[Trystenn]

Why is that?
I always assume that only old guys watch the stuff, despite the fact the i do myself.

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, but unfortunately they're not in real life.

But as I'm not gay, and won't have buttsax with anyone that was the best I could offer you.

[Guts/Batman]

I always assume that only old guys watch the stuff, despite the fact the i do myself.

Ahhhhh...

A faulty assumption.

[Stretch Dude]

I always assume that only old guys watch the stuff, despite the fact the i do myself.

So...you're an old guy!

*FACED BY LOGIC!*

[The MunchKING]

Slovakia's best top-shelf stuff, at that.

At least Munchy has good taste.
*whistles innocently*

[Peter]

But as I'm not gay, and won't have buttsax....

Okay, so, I read that quickly and got a *bad* mental image involving Munchy and certain musical instruments.

:evilsmile

[Trystenn]

I have like one box, and it's only a small box. Like shoebox sized.

And I'm hopin' I'll eventually just grow out of it, become bored with it.
Eh only as long as you watch it like when your borde there should be no problem, its when you go out of your way to see it is when it gets wierd.

[Peter]

Ahhhhh...

A faulty assumption.

Guts, take the space out between the two words. It's LemonChiffon.

:D

[The MunchKING]

No.

There are... no boobs, and probably far too many men in the film.
Hmmm...
alright....

[The MunchKING]

I know someone with literaly BOXES of the stuff.
*whistles innocently*

Who me?

[Trystenn]

That's not logical hon..... because another theory is that it also originated from gays, which is not true either weirdo
Andrew thinks it start through man-made ways, you know, radiation and Sh*t like that.

[The MunchKING]

I have like one box, and it's only a small box. Like shoebox sized.

And I'm hopin' I'll eventually just grow out of it, become bored with it.
Well that's about all the GOOD stuff I've got, but hey. ;)

[Stretch Dude]

Okay, so, I read that quickly and got a *bad* mental image involving Munchy and certain musical instruments.

:evilsmile

Ten bucks says that's an actual porn genre.

[Trulyures]

TTYL's........

[Trystenn]

*whistles innocently*

Who me?
Well now you.

[The MunchKING]

Okay, so, I read that quickly and got a *bad* mental image involving Munchy and certain musical instruments.

:evilsmile


Could be worse. It could have involved Mr. Hoots.

[Stretch Dude]

Could be worse. It could have involved Mr. Hoots.

Owlbuttsax?

[Trystenn]

Ten bucks says that's an actual porn genre.
You know, sad part is it probably is.

[Peter]

Ten bucks says that's an actual porn genre.

No question.

[Guts/Batman]

Guts, take the space out between the two words. It's LemonChiffon.

:D

I have found that out on the Death Spiral unfortnately...

[The MunchKING]

Ten bucks says that's an actual porn genre.
I haven't seen it as a disticnt genre if it is...

[Stretch Dude]

I have found that out on the Death Spiral unfortnately...

And still we laugh.

[Trystenn]

No question.
Le Ewwww....

[Peter]

I have found that out on the Death Spiral unfortnately...

Yeah, that's all good. Heh.

[The MunchKING]

Owlbuttsax?
That would be a Bad mental image.

[Peter]

That would be a Bad mental image.
Yeah, I think so.

[The MunchKING]

No question.
I doubt it's a seperate Genre.

[Guts/Batman]

And still we laugh.

YOU BASTARD!!!

[Stretch Dude]

That would be a Bad mental image.

Especially if it was Owl from Winnie-the-Pooh.

[Trystenn]

I haven't seen it as a disticnt genre if it is...
Wha? Have you been looking?

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, I think so.


I'm glad to have messed up your mind a little more. ;)

[Stretch Dude]

YOU BASTARD!!!

Flattery will get you everywhere.

[Trystenn]

Hey Are we all proud to be Rumblers or What?

[The MunchKING]

Especially if it was Owl from Winnie-the-Pooh.
Naha it's Mr. Hoots.

[Stretch Dude]

Hey Are we all proud to be Rumblers or What?

We're sick, twisted freakygeeks and we're damn proud of it!

[The MunchKING]

Wha? Have you been looking?
You'll never know.

[Trystenn]

We're sick, twisted freakygeeks and we're damn proud of it!
I mean we have a community spread out around the world! I am F*CKEN PROUD!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Flattery will get you everywhere.

That's what your mother said in bad last night...

*Nods to SNL*

[Trystenn]

You'll never know.
What about the world?

[Guts/Batman]

Hey Are we all proud to be Rumblers or What?

Damn proud mothafucka!

[Stretch Dude]

I mean we have a community spread out around the world! I am F*CKEN PROUD!!!

Global dominatrix!

...I mean domination! Yeah, that's what I meant...

[Stretch Dude]

That's what your mother said in bad last night...

*Nods to SNL*

First of all, I know because I was there. Secondly, that was YOUR mother, remember?

[Trystenn]

Damn proud mothafucka!
Isnt it awesome being us?

[Stretch Dude]

Isnt it awesome being us?

We are beyond awesome. We...are JAW.

[Trystenn]

Global dominatrix!

...I mean domination! Yeah, that's what I meant...
I dont care which, both are fine to me.

[Guts/Batman]

First of all, I know because I was there. Secondly, that was YOUR mother, remember?

Must think of comeback, must think of comeback, must think of comeback...

Ahhh...shit...

[Stretch Dude]

Must think of comeback, must think of comeback, must think of comeback...

Ahhh...shit...

You have been PWNED by Stretch Dude. Have a nice day!

[Trystenn]

Goodbye everyone.


g2g people
Latez!!!

[Guts/Batman]

You have been PWNED by Stretch Dude. Have a nice day!

I knew you would say that...

[The MunchKING]

Global dominatrix!

...I mean domination! Yeah, that's what I meant...


Awwwe...

*waves At Galactus in a leather outfit*

Looks like we won't be needing you after all...

[The MunchKING]

We are beyond awesome. We...are JAW.
*Railguns him for good measure.*

[Stretch Dude]

*Railguns him for good measure.*

*is shielded by Jawness*

[Stretch Dude]

I knew you would say that...

It gives me such pleasure to say it.

[The MunchKING]

*is shielded by Jawness*
DOn't make me get Overmaster or Sandman in here...

[Guts/Batman]

It gives me such pleasure to say it.

...

...

...

...you would. You heartless poster you...

[Stretch Dude]

...

...

...

...you would. You heartless poster you...

Nya ha ha ha!

[Guts/Batman]

Why in the Hell am I posting in a color that is the same color at the board...?

[Tami]

Why in the Hell am I posting in a color that is the same color at the board...?

I thought that you were sending secret messages, like using invisable ink.

[Guts/Batman]

I thought that you were sending secret messages, like using invisable ink.

Nah...

I been typing in Lemon Chiffon for font color on this thread and the Death Spiral.

[Tommy]

My god the X-men die often.

[Anthony Johanson]

My god the X-men die often.

Almost everyone in Marvel Comics dies often

[The MunchKING]

My god the X-men die often.
But they get better! :)

[Tommy]

Over on the X-board Laurenduc is creating the X-men fatality timeline which places all the X-men's deaths and resurections. Really scary how often they die.

[Anthony Johanson]

Over on the X-board Laurenduc is creating the X-men fatality timeline which places all the X-men's deaths and resurections. Really scary how often they die.

I should check that out

*wanders over to the X-Boards*

[Tommy]

I should check that out

*wanders over to the X-Boards*
There is a link to it in the Infinity Guantlet thread.

[Anthony Johanson]

There is a link to it in the Infinity Guantlet thread.

Checked it out and boy was that informative.

[Tami]

How long would a DC version of a fatality timeline be? I bet that a DB/DBZ version would be the longest one ever!

[Guts/Batman]

How long would a DC version of a fatality timeline be? I bet that a DB/DBZ version would be the longest one ever!

Nah...

It's not as bad as people think...

Now the movie, would be harder than the anime/manga...

[Anthony Johanson]

How long would a DC version of a fatality timeline be? I bet that a DB/DBZ version would be the longest one ever!

Nah, DB/DBZ doesn't have 40 years or longer of it's timeline. However, a DC timeline would be another story...

[The MunchKING]

Nah...

It's not as bad as people think... Only Goku came back more than once.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Only Goku came back more than once.

Actually, Vegeta, Krillin and Trunks all came back twice.

[The MunchKING]

Actually, Vegeta, Yamcha, Krillin and Trunks all came back twice.
POst Buu??

[Anthony Johanson]

Actually, Vegeta, Yamcha, Krillin and Trunks all came back twice.

To add on to that, didn't Piccolo come back twice?

[Peter]

And yes Munchy, to answer your question in the now-locked thread, I do have Dos on ignore.

My ignore list is so massive I assume it has its own gravitational pull, there must be at least 50 people on there.

[Captain Sarcasm]

POst Buu??

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

[The MunchKING]

And yes Munchy, to answer your question in the now-locked thread, I do have Dos on ignore.

My ignore list is so massive I assume it has its own gravitational pull, there must be at least 50 people on there.
Why?? Has he annoyed you in threads besides the JP one?

[Captain Sarcasm]

To add on to that, didn't Piccolo come back twice?

Technically, yeah.

[Anthony Johanson]

Technically, yeah.

I thought so, but seeing as I haven't watched DB/DBZ in a while, I had to confirm it.

[Peter]

Why?? Has he annoyed you in threads besides the JP one?

No, it was more the quality of his annoyance, rather than the quantity of his posts.

Being guilty of everything he was accusing me of, making stuff up and -- most importantly -- being an annoying little troll. Three strikes.

*actives his Ultimate Nullifier*

He's out.

[Captain Sarcasm]

*actives his Ultimate Nullifier*

How do you do that without the death?

[The MunchKING]

No, it was more the quality of his annoyance, rather than the quantity of his posts.

*shrug* I was always more of a fan of "rub there nose in it" rather than Ignore lists.

Being guilty of everything he was accusing me of, making stuff up and -- most importantly -- being an annoying little troll. Three strikes.

*actives his Ultimate Nullifier*

He's out.

WOuldn't thaat be a Sub-Ultimate Nullifier if it's targetted??

[Anthony Johanson]

No, it was more the quality of his annoyance, rather than the quantity of his posts.

Being guilty of everything he was accusing me of, making stuff up and -- most importantly -- being an annoying little troll. Three strikes.

*actives his Ultimate Nullifier*

He's out.

Yet, you have found a way to bypass you disappearing.

[Guts/Batman]

And yes Munchy, to answer your question in the now-locked thread, I do have Dos on ignore.

My ignore list is so massive I assume it has its own gravitational pull, there must be at least 50 people on there.

I have no one on my ignore list. I don't use it...

[Peter]

How do you do that without the death?

I got Billy to rewire the weapon, so it now fires a concentrated beam that's like Darkseid's Omega retcon Blast.

Works brilliantly.

Of course, there's nobody around to attest that it works brilliantly.

*evil grin*

[The MunchKING]

I have no one on my ignore list. I don't use it...
I have exactly one person on there.

And That was only cause Tanith Made me.

[Anthony Johanson]

I have no one on my ignore list. I don't use it...

I remember using it once on Blue Devil, but that's about it.

[Peter]

*shrug* I was always more of a fan of "rub there nose in it" rather than Ignore lists.

In the new age 'let's be as polite as possible' CBR? I'd rather just not dignify people by acknowledging their existance.

[Anthony Johanson]

I got Billy to rewire the weapon, so it now fires a concentrated beam that's like Darkseid's Omega retcon Blast.

Works brilliantly.

Of course, there's nobody around to attest that it works brilliantly.

*evil grin*

I guess having the "God of Tech" work on that would work.

[Captain Sarcasm]

I got Billy to rewire the weapon, so it now fires a concentrated beam that's like Darkseid's Omega retcon Blast.

Works brilliantly.

Of course, there's nobody around to attest that it works brilliantly.

*evil grin*

So, how am I even able to be currently talking about this? OH SHI-

*The conversation vanishes in a puff of logic.*

[Peter]

So, how am I even able to be currently talking about this? OH SHI-

*The conversation vanishes in a puff of logic.*

The great thing is the gun itself is paradox-free.

Yeppers.

[Captain Sarcasm]

The great thing is the gun itself is paradox-free.

Yeppers.

Hooray!

*Disappears in a puff of alcohol and tears*

[Peter]

Hooray!

*Disappears in a puff of alcohol and tears*

Alas poor Grimlock, we knew him well.

[The MunchKING]

In the new age 'let's be as polite as possible' CBR? I'd rather just not dignify people by acknowledging their existance.
They're like dogs. Rub their noses in it and they quit.

[The MunchKING]

The great thing is the gun itself is paradox-free.

Yeppers.
Because it doesn't Retcon does it?? It just disipates.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Alas poor Grimlock, we knew him well.

*The snack table disappears in a puff of cheeto powder.*

Heh heh heh...

[Peter]

They're like dogs. Rub their noses in it and they quit.

*shakes head*

That doesn't work as well as you'd think.

[Guts/Batman]

I have exactly one person on there.

And That was only cause Tanith Made me.

Interesting...

[The MunchKING]

*shakes head*

That doesn't work as well as you'd think.

I mean, you keep coming back, right?

:p
Cause I love the smell of Carnage.

[Captain Sarcasm]

*shakes head*

That doesn't work as well as you'd think.

*Snaps his fingers three times. Feels so ashamed.*

EDIT: Ah damn. You took out the important bit.

[Peter]

Cause I love the smell of Carnage.

And I can smell the Spidey slash fanfic from here.

[Peter]

Because it doesn't Retcon does it??

'Cause it does. The person being fired upon's existance has no bearing on the existance of the gun.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hooray!

*Disappears in a puff of alcohol and tears*

*face starts swelling up*

It sucks being allergic to alcohol.

[Peter]

Anyway, I've had enough of this place. I'm outta here for the weekend.

*narrows eyes*

Try to break as much as possible by the time I come back.

[Guts/Batman]

Anyway, I've had enough of this place. I'm outta here for the weekend.

*narrows eyes*

Try to break as much as possible by the time I come back.

No worries there. This place will be broken...

[Anthony Johanson]

I have exactly one person on there.

And That was only cause Tanith Made me.

If I may ask, who?

[Captain Sarcasm]

Anyway, I've had enough of this place. I'm outta here for the weekend.

*narrows eyes*

Try to break as much as possible by the time I come back.

*Breaks the Internet over his knee.*

Top that, biznatch.

[Anthony Johanson]

No worries there. This place will be broken...

Most likely by the end of the day.

[Guts/Batman]

Most likely by the end of the day.

Heh...

I should reach 19,000 this weekend... :evilsmile

[Anthony Johanson]

Heh...

I should reach 19,000 this weekend... :evilsmile

Will a party be thrown?

[Guts/Batman]

Will a party be thrown?

Of course.

A reality busting party full of clean porn stars, Duck Dodgers, various pranksters, Lots of cars and space ships to give away (fully completed DS II, Imperial Star Destroyers, Romulan ships, you get the picture)...

It will be a virtual orgy!!! :D

[Captain Sarcasm]

Of course.

A reality busting party full of clean porn stars, Duck Dodgers, various pranksters, Lots of cars and space ships to give away (fully completed DS II, Imperial Star Destroyers, Romulan ships, you get the picture)...

It will be a virtual orgy!!! :D

...

...there's gonna be girls, right?

[Anthony Johanson]

Of course.

A reality busting party full of clean porn stars, Duck Dodgers, various pranksters, Lots of cars and space ships to give away (fully completed DS II, Imperial Star Destroyers, Romulan ships, you get the picture)...

It will be a virtual orgy!!! :D

Possibly the best virtual party evar. :D