Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Tommy]

And bastard daughter of the Pope!? I've got to learn more about that!
That part is 100% based off history.

[Trystenn]

That part is 100% based off history.
*Ears perk up*
Really?

[Anthony Johanson]

Allright if you want to read my story.. here it is, it has been a long time since I wrote anything though... (it is probibly pretty dull)




The bar was dirty. It was inhabited by a few drunken louts who were in the process of inebriating themselves enough to fall sleep. Obscenities were hurled back and forth between the patrons all of whom were too lazy to get up and settle their differences with fists. Into this dark and murky atmosphere stepped a man in a blue cloak. The cloak’s hood was pulled over his head rendering his face in almost total shadow. He calmly made his way around the various tables to the furthest and darkest back corner where a young woman sat facing the wall.

The woman was wearing a low cut Italian dress, but she was obviously of Mohammedan descent. She raised her glass of beer to him as he sat down.

“King Joska, always a pleasure.” She said in perfect Hungarian.

“Delilah, I told you to not call me that in public.” He said as his mouth turned into a frown.

“My dear friend, we are surrounded by your drunken subjects all of whom are intent upon fighting with each other, I highly doubt anyone in this room has ears good enough to pick up our conversation,” she said with a smile.

“So I take it you have been in Italy?” Joska asked pointing at her dress.

“Lacriza Borgia sends her love.” Delilah said smirking.

“Quite an accomplishment considering how long she has been dead.”

“Well dead as she is, her diary is not.”

“And what would I care of in a diary written by the Pope’s bastard daughter?” asked Joska incredulously.

“Well are you not always looking for some new weapon in case the Khan decides to invade your domain yet again?” Delilah asked.

“And what would dead Italians know of such weapons?”

“Well it seems Cesare Borgia was excavating the old residence of the Pope and found some sort of potent weapon. Using this weapon he was able to subjugate most of the Italian peninsula, right up until his poisoning. Upon his death bead he split the weapon in two, one part he gave to the Catholic Church and the other he gave to his beloved sister to hide. Which she did, rather successfully I might add. Up until this surfaced,” At this point Delilah removed a small leather bound diary from underneath the folds of her dress.

“And what use would I have of half a weapon?” asked Joska.

“Despite being halved it seems this device still holds phenomenal power. Enough that Hungary could possibly expand for the first time in centuries. Plus I am sure we could procure the other half from the Pope’s vaults,” she said with a smirk.

“So you have this part?”

“Sadly no. Word got out prior to my arrival in Italy. Everyone is after it. The sultan, The Khan, The Pope, there are even rumors that,” she moved in and barely whispered, “She is after it.”

“So you don’t have this part?” He asked as he leaned his chair against the wall.

“Well, not right at the moment. I got out and hopefully they are all on my trail. I left the item’s location with a trusted accomplice who will bring it to your castle.”

“If this ludicrous story of yours is true then I might finally be able to throw certain yokes off the ox that is my country. After all there is one prize I have been lusting after for some time,” he smiled sweetly.

“You can’t mean…”

“Yes, I would reach out my hand and pluck Latvia.”

“That is a foul country, filled with demons and witches. And she rules over it all. The sun never shines there!” Delilah’s face contorted into a look of shock.

“Foul though it may be, the port of Riga is the only access point for supplies for the entire eastern provinces of the Khan’s kingdom. With it, our poor nation could become richer than any other on this miserable earth. We have waited too long for an opportunity like this to pass it up.”

“What opportunity? No mere weapon would make invading Latvia anything less than Suicide?” Delilah asked horrified.

“This,” Joska said as he handed her a sheet of parchment from his cloak. “It is a summons to speak with the Pope in Avignon. We are mere months away from having a crusade declared. And unless we can launch a preemptive attack, I will be forced to lead my troops into a war I do not wish to fight.”

“Do you know what they say about her in whispers across the palaces of the Sultan? They say she is a god of the old Pharaohs who so offended Ra that he cast her to the earth and decreed that the Sun would never shine on her again. She wandered the lands traveling north where she found a nest of demons. And that is the nation you think to invade?” asked Delilah.
“Merely stories told to frighten small Mohammedan children into good behavior,” Joska said dismissively. “I do not really believe that there is some queen of Latvia. It seems more like a story told to halt the expansion of the Khan. However if there was a Queen of Latvia, I suppose someone would have to eradicate her, and even if there wasn’t some one would have to gather intelligence about Latvia’s defenses,” King Joska said raising an eyebrow.

“I might have been your assassin and your spy in the past Joska, but I will not do this for you,” she said sternly.

“You are the best. The best in the whole wide world. You somehow travel twice as fast as all others, you are as silent as a cat, and you are smarter than all the learned men in this kingdom together. You are capable of this.”

“I am not doing it.”

“Do this for me, and I will not only make you queen, I will grant you governorship over all of Latvia once it is mine to give.”

“Queen?” she asked in a hushed tone.

“You would no longer be that wretched thing you were all those years ago in Cairo. All would bow to your grace.”

He watched as a million childhood fantasies played out on her face.

“All right. I will try this.”

“Good, I will leave word with our mutual acquaintance to supply you when you leave. For tomorrow I must ride to Avignon,” he said as he stood.

There was a whistling sound, and he caught a gleam of light. Suddenly in Delilah’s upraised hand was a knife pointed at his chest. “Be careful,” she said, “I won’t be with you to catch things.”

She hurled the knife backwards out of her hand and into the flash of a man who was reaching for a second knife.

Wow...just wow. This is excellent, and I think you should keep writing this story.

[Tommy]

*Ears perk up*
Really?
Yeah, the Borgia's were a family from Spain who transplanted to Italy. They bought the election of the Pope making Rodrigo Borgia pope Alexander VI. He had four children. Cesare Borgia murdered his brother, and conquered some of Italy (Machiavelli’s book the Prince is Based off him.)

Lacriza Borgia was a political pawn that was shuffled around in mutual beneficial marriages. Most of those ended when her husbands were murdered.

The Borgias were famous for doing things like kidnapping their enemy’s sons and castrating them. Then having the son's balls bronzed. Then sending them (the balls) back to their enemies gift-wrapped.

They were hard-core.

Oh and Cesare and Lacriza were incestuous.

[Trystenn]

Yeah, the Borgia's were a family from Spain who transplanted to Italy. They bought the election of the Pope making Rodrigo Borgia pope Alexander VI. He had four children. Cesare Borgia murdered his brother, and conquered some of Italy (Machiavelli’s book the Prince is Based off him.)

Lacriza Borgia was a political pawn that was shuffled around in mutual beneficial marriages. Most of those ended when her husbands were murdered.

The Borgias were famous for doing things like kidnapping their enemy’s sons and castrating them. Then having the son's balls bronzed. Then sending them (the balls) back to their enemies gift-wrapped.

They were hard-core.

Oh and Cesare and Lacriza were incestuous.
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History is awesome!!!!

[Tommy]

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History is awesome!!!!
Yes it is!

[Trystenn]

Yes it is!
Incest, castrations, brasss, it doesnt get much better than the Borgias does it?

[Tommy]

Incest, castrations, brasss, it doesnt get much better than the Borgias does it?
What is even more fun is that while Lacriza was sleeping with her brother, she might also have been sleeping with her father the Pope.

[Trystenn]

What is even more fun is that while Lacriza was sleeping with her brother, she might also have been sleeping with her father the Pope.
Le Ewwwwwwww

[Tommy]

She also allegedly had a hollow ring she uesed to poison people's drinks.

[Trystenn]

She also allegedly had a hollow ring she uesed to poison people's drinks.
The F*ckl was wrong with these people?

[Tommy]

The F*ckl was wrong with these people?
Well they actually did quite a bit of good.

The common people of Italy loved them since they supported the arts and created/preserved many services.

The Italian Renaissance flourished while they were in charge.

But if you were their enemy... well the Pope could declare you impotent in order to annul your marriage so that your wife could be free to marry someone more in favor.

[Sean McClain]

Guess what happened:

I GOT SERVED! THROUGH THE MAIL!

[Tommy]

Guess what happened:

I GOT SERVED! THROUGH THE MAIL!
Someone needs to get Butters! He will serve them.

[Sean McClain]

Someone needs to get Butters! He will serve them.
Seriously, I got my first Jury Summons in the mail today.

Not even one day after my birthday and I have to go explain why I can't be in the jury.

[Sean McClain]

Seriously, I got my first Jury Summons in the mail today.

Not even one day after my birthday and I have to go explain why I can't be in the jury.
I've done the impossible.

I have evacuated the entire thread.

[The MunchKING]

They say "Silence is Golden."

By that logic, this means that "Applesauce is Platinum."

The world has gone CRAZY! :eek:


Well in that case I'll buy everything you own for what 3 tons of Applesauce?

That would be a LOT of Platinum.

[Sean McClain]

Well in that case I'll buy everything you own for what 3 tons of Applesauce?

That would be a LOT of Platinum.
Where the hell'd you come from?

[The MunchKING]

Where the hell'd you come from?
Well you see when a man and a woman love each other VERY much...

[Phrozen]

The common people of Italy loved them since they supported the arts and created/preserved many services.



Unless you lived in Florence, Pisa, Milan, Venice, Bologna, etc. The Borgias were not well liked in Northern Italy.

[Sean McClain]

Well you see when a man and a woman love each other VERY much...
No, I meant where were you.

And we all know that you were born in a artificial gestation tank in the year 254,942 M.C.H.E.

[The MunchKING]

No, I meant where were you.

Munchy the way of the Niinja knows.

Much skulking and mystry pervades.

And we all know that you were born in a artificial gestation tank in the year 254,942 M.C.H.E.

Concidering that time travel is expressly forbidden, I'm pretty sure that's impossible.

[Sean McClain]

Munchy the way of the Niinja knows.

Much skulking and mystry pervades.



Concidering that time travel is expressly forbidden, I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
Not in the M.C. Hammer Era.

[The MunchKING]

Not in the M.C. Hammer Era.


Well it's about to be the POST Mc Hammer Era.

*pulls out a couple of Large swords*

[Anthony Johanson]

Well it's about to be the POST Mc Hammer Era.

*pulls out a couple of Large swords*

Not even "Hammer Time" will save him from the pain that Munchy is about to inflict.

[The MunchKING]

Not even "Hammer Time" will save him from the pain that Munchy is about to inflict.
Bassard will kill my MP though. ;)

[Sean McClain]

Well it's about to be the POST Mc Hammer Era.

*pulls out a couple of Large swords*
Well, since you're forbidden from time travel, you can't stop the M.C.H.E. from occuring.

It happened in the year 2248 A.D., when M.C. Hammer came back inside a robot body and took over the world.

[Anthony Johanson]

Bassard will kill my MP though. ;)

Well, last I checked MC had a low defense, so a few physical attacks should let him Rest In Piece. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Well, since you're forbidden from time travel, you can't stop the M.C.H.E. from occuring.

It happened in the year 2248 A.D., when M.C. Hammer came back inside a robot body and took over the world.


But as it's only 2006, I can kill MC Hammer now, and he'll never get to be a mecha.

Besides. If the M.C.H.E happened in 2248, how can I be here, now if I was built roughly 255K years later??

[The MunchKING]

Well, last I checked MC had a low defense, so a few physical attacks should let him Rest In Piece. ;)
It was a refference to the "Magic Hammer" move.

It hit you with a squeaky hammer that halfed your MP.

[Anthony Johanson]

It was a refference to the "Magic Hammer" move.

It hit you with a squeaky hammer that halfed your MP.

You learn something new everyday. Yet, I think I have had this conversation before.

[Sean McClain]

But as it's only 2006, I can kill MC Hammer now, and he'll never get to be a mecha.

Besides. If the M.C.H.E happened in 2248, how can I be here, now if I was built roughly 255K years later??
Like I said, he CAME BACK, thus implying that he had died.

And, thusly being the robot that he will be, he lived for that long. He then sent you back in time as a counter-measure to prevent you from rising up against him.

In retrospect, sending you to this time was not one of his greater moves.

[The MunchKING]

Like I said, he CAME BACK, thus implying that he had died.

I thought you meant in time.

And, thusly being the robot that he will be, he lived for that long. He then sent you back in time as a counter-measure to prevent you from rising up against him.

In retrospect, sending you to this time was not one of his greater moves.
Probably not. He's weak and fleashy now...

[Sean McClain]

I thought you meant in time.


Probably not. He's weak and fleashy now...
But, if you kill him, that gives him the opening to be dug up by rouge pseudo-funkologists and built into an un-cool amalgamation of "man" and machine.

[The MunchKING]

But, if you kill him, that gives him the opening to be dug up by rouge pseudo-funkologists and built into an un-cool amalgamation of "man" and machine.
SO I just completly atomize him??

[Anthony Johanson]

But, if you kill him, that gives him the opening to be dug up by rouge pseudo-funkologists and built into an un-cool amalgamation of "man" and machine.

What if there is nothing left of the man to make the machine?

[Sean McClain]

SO I just completly atomize him??
The soul and random black-guy parts. That's what they'll use.

[Anthony Johanson]

The soul and random black-guy parts. That's what they'll use.

So, instead you get a vastly inferior imitation?

[Sean McClain]

So, instead you get a vastly inferior imitation?
Was MC Hammer that good anyways?

[Anthony Johanson]

Was MC Hammer that good anyways?

Good point, so you get a really inferior MC Hammer to the original, I wonder how bad he would be?

[Sean McClain]

Good point, so you get a really inferior MC Hammer to the original, I wonder how bad he would be?
He'd crab-walk all over the peace mongers of the future.

[Anthony Johanson]

He'd crab-walk all over the peace mongers of the future.

In the grim future...there is only MC Hammer...

[The MunchKING]

The soul and random black-guy parts. That's what they'll use.


Alright... RIp the soul out and feed it to Death.

Got it.

[The MunchKING]

In the grim future...there is only MC Hammer...
And WoD thought IT was distopic.

[Sean McClain]

In the grim future...there is only MC Hammer...
But, one year after Munch is banished from the future, the pseudo-rap Tyrant is toppled by an unknown force.

[Sean McClain]

Alright... RIp the soul out and feed it to Death.

Got it.
But, death can't touch him.

Nothing can touch that.

[The MunchKING]

But, one year after Munch is banished from the future, the pseudo-rap Tyrant is toppled by an unknown force.


If I can't Retcon that whole evil future after being sent back to know, I'm undeserving of the Title of MunchKING.

[Anthony Johanson]

But, one year after Munch is banished from the future, the pseudo-rap Tyrant is toppled by an unknown force.

Wonder who it was...

[Sean McClain]

Wonder who it was...
*picks up an excerpt from the main newspaper at the time of Hammer's Fall*

"The four that toppled the hated Emporer was known as the MunchKING and the Generals Three. The one known as the MunchKING claimed to be from one year in the past. But no one knows anything else about him, nor the Generals Specific, Magnum, and Reality. Praise be to them, for they have toppled the fearsome Hammer. Their coming has brought a new surgence of the outlawed heavy metal over the lands. Praise be to them, our saviors!"

[The MunchKING]

*picks up an excerpt from the main newspaper at the time of Hammer's Fall*

"The four that toppled the hated Emporer was known as the MunchKING and the Generals Three. The one known as the MunchKING claimed to be from one year in the past. But no one knows anything else about him, nor the Generals Specific, Magnum, and Reality. Praise be to them, for they have toppled the fearsome Hammer. Their coming has brought a new surgence of the outlawed heavy metal over the lands. Praise be to them, our saviors!"


So we time Travel foward? and then Beat him??

WOuldn't it be easier to just bust up the revivcation process??

[Sean McClain]

So we time Travel foward? and then Beat him??

WOuldn't it be easier to just bust up the revivcation process??
It would, but it wouldn't be fun.

Besides, beating up apocalyptic futures is a national pastime. It gives you a good, wholesome feeling, just like punching Nazis.

[Anthony Johanson]

So we time Travel foward? and then Beat him??

WOuldn't it be easier to just bust up the revivcation process??

I like challenges myself. But on that vein, due to my warping powers I could just make that whole timeline disappear. However, that wouldn't be fun.

[Phrozen]

*installs Adam "I reject your reality and subsistute my own" fields into Neo Venice*

[Anthony Johanson]

*installs Adam "I reject your reality and subsistute my own" fields into Neo Venice*

Its more of a challenge that way. I like challenges.

[Sean McClain]

*installs Adam "I reject your reality and subsistute my own" fields into Neo Venice*
What? Can't hear you, I'm punching a Nazi right now.

I'll be with you in a second.

[Phrozen]

Its more of a challenge that way. I like challenges.

*hires MacGyver to be in charge of Defense*

[Trystenn]

Guys i finally just saw Narnia, it was F*ckin awesome!!!

[The MunchKING]

It would, but it wouldn't be fun.

Besides, beating up apocalyptic futures is a national pastime. It gives you a good, wholesome feeling, just like punching Nazis.


Well alright, but then we're coming back and retconning it...

[Anthony Johanson]

*hire MacGyver to be in charge of Defense*

Even in the face of overwhelming odds, I'm not going to back down. Unfortunately, I can't begin the assault until the emperor gives the word.

[Anthony Johanson]

Well alright, but then we're coming back and retconning it...

Finally, I can put my warping powers to good use.

[The MunchKING]

What? Can't hear you, I'm punching a Nazi right now.

I'll be with you in a second.


*bisects a Nazi*

*is dogpiled by hundreds of killer Rock robots.*

ULTIMA!!!

*blasts them*

Your right!! This IS fun.

[Phrozen]

Even in the face of overwhelming odds, I'm not going to back down. Unfortunately, I can't begin the assault until the emperor gives the word.

*hires Bueno Excellente to make blackmail videos after someone is defeated. Hires Dogwelder because welding dead dogs to people is hilarious.*

[Trystenn]

Well alright, but then we're coming back and retconning it...
The F*ck are yall talking about?

[Anthony Johanson]

What? Can't hear you, I'm punching a Nazi right now.

I'll be with you in a second.

*snaps fingers, makes a nazi spontaneously combust*

Wohoo!

*turns around, sees a horde of Nazi's, creates multiple weapons and defense all over body without causing harm to it*

I see all your futures, and they are death.

*starts going to town on the horde*

[The MunchKING]

The F*ck are yall talking about?
*throws a Nazi at him*

[Anthony Johanson]

*hires Bueno Excellente to make blackmail videos after someone is defeated. Hires Dogwelder because welding dead dogs to people is hilarious.*

Bloody hell, sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

[Trystenn]

*throws a Nazi at him*
Get off of me!

What H*ll?

[Anthony Johanson]

Get off of me!

What H*ll?

We are trying to overthrow robotic MC Hammer's nazi empire.

[Phrozen]

Bloody hell, sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

I will just let you know that Bueno Excellente sodomized Lobo.

[The MunchKING]

Bloody hell, sometimes I wonder why I even bother.
Hell if I know. SO someone's welding dog's to his people, and he's PAYING him to do it??

[Phrozen]

Hell if I know. SO someone's welding dog's to his people, and he's PAYING him to do it??

No, he welds dead dogs to my enemies and it is hilarious.

[Anthony Johanson]

I will just let you know that Bueno Excellente sodomized Lobo.

Stranger and creepier things have happened.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hell if I know. SO someone's welding dog's to his people, and he's PAYING him to do it??

Yeah, you lost me there.

[Phrozen]

Stranger and creepier things have happened.

Bueno was dressed up in a wedding dress while doing it. His power is that he is perhaps the most perverted intelligent being in the galaxy.

[The MunchKING]

No, he welds dead dogs to my enemies and it is hilarious.
If he comes near Bebs, Your going to wish it was just dead dogs I weld on to you...

[Anthony Johanson]

Bueno was dressed up in a wedding dress while doing it. His power is that he is perhaps the most perverted intelligent being in the galaxy.

Wow, thats really disturbing.

[Trystenn]

We are trying to overthrow robotic MC Hammer's nazi empire.
The F*ck?

Seriously man, you leave for like 10 minutes and Sh*t like this happens.

[The MunchKING]

Bueno was dressed up in a wedding dress while doing it. His power is that he is perhaps the most perverted intelligent being in the galaxy.
I dunno I know some pretty perverted demons...

[Phrozen]

Wow, thats really disturbing.

Like I said, blackmail videos.

[The MunchKING]

The F*ck?

Seriously man, you leave for like 10 minutes and Sh*t like this happens.


SO are you going to help us kill Nazis and evil Robots, or are you going to just sit around dreaming of raven? ;)

[Trystenn]

I dunno I know some pretty perverted demons...
Ummm Dude were you here last incarnation of Khazan? Trust me you know nothing of pervertedness.

[Anthony Johanson]

The F*ck?

Seriously man, you leave for like 10 minutes and Sh*t like this happens.

This is semi-SO, land of the free and home of the random.

[Phrozen]

I dunno I know some pretty perverted demons...

Have them made interdimensional Warlords go "WTF?! Dude, this place is all kinds of messed up. I am getting out of her before something nasty happens to me."

[Anthony Johanson]

Like I said, blackmail videos.

I will make sure to stay away from him.

[Trystenn]

SO are you going to help us kill Nazis and evil Robots, or are you going to just sit around dreaming of raven? ;)
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Killing Nazis or dreaming of Raven
Tough choice

[Trystenn]

This is semi-SO, land of the free and home of the random.
Ah yes, Beloved land of the odd.

[The MunchKING]

Ummm Dude were you here last incarnation of Khazan?

Actually I was.


Trust me you know nothing of pervertedness. YOU tell bebs that. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

Ah yes, Beloved land of the odd.

Which is why you can't really say it was unexpected.

[Phrozen]

I will make sure to stay away from him.

If you are defeated in my lands, he is coming to you. Call it psychological warfare.

[The MunchKING]

Have them made interdimensional Warlords go "WTF?! Dude, this place is all kinds of messed up. I am getting out of her before something nasty happens to me."


No, none of them were having sex at the time. Some said they were getting out of here though. ;)

[Trystenn]

Actually I was.
Than you know what those guys are capable of.


YOU tell bebs that. ;)
I will!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

If you are defeated in my lands, he is coming to you. Call it psychological warfare.

Gives me extra incentive not to be defeated.

[The MunchKING]

I will make sure to stay away from him.
*shrug* Just bust the camera.

[Anthony Johanson]

*shrug* Just bust the camera.

Good idea, among busting many other things.

[The MunchKING]

Than you know what those guys are capable of.


Nothing. Compared to what I've seen.


I will!!!She'll laugh at you.

[Phrozen]

No, none of them were having sex at the time. Some said they were getting out of here though. ;)

I have once again been defeated by the typo bug. *shakes fist*

[Trystenn]

Which is why you can't really say it was unexpected.
One of those, expect the unexpected kinda things.

[The MunchKING]

Gives me extra incentive not to be defeated.
Really. as long as we win it's no problem, right?

[Trystenn]

Nothing. Compared to what I've seen.
Are You F*cken serious? You know how F*ckin scared i am?


She'll laugh at you.
What else is new?

[The MunchKING]

I have once again been defeated by the typo bug. *shakes fist*
But at least it was funny... :)

[Phrozen]

Good idea, among busting many other things.

Any enemy army gets a video of Bueno with a variety of farm animals to do with as he pleases. The video will have people chanting "This will happen to you" in the background.

[Anthony Johanson]

One of those, expect the unexpected kinda things.

Always expect the unexpected.

[The MunchKING]

Are You F*cken serious? You know how F*ckin scared i am?

I still got it. :D

What else is new? Nothing. So go do it. She needs a new bitchboy. ;)

[Trystenn]

Always expect the unexpected.
Especially in this nuthouse.

[The MunchKING]

Always expect the unexpected.
By definition impossible, but a nice setiment.

[Anthony Johanson]

Really. as long as we win it's no problem, right?

Yep, no big deal, I'm sure we can pull it off. Especially when I can get my empire up and running, along with Guts, the victory is good.

[Anthony Johanson]

Any enemy army gets a video of Bueno with a variety of farm animals to do with as he pleases. The video will have people chanting "This will happen to you" in the background.

I wouldn't actually be deterred by that, a little creeped out, but I'm still marching on.

[Trystenn]

I still got it. :D
Well its actually those demons not you im afraid of....

Nothing. So go do it. She needs a new bitchboy. ;)
Sh*t she can keep looking then.

[Anthony Johanson]

By definition impossible, but a nice setiment.

Despite that its impossible, it is how I usually live my life.

[The MunchKING]

I wouldn't actually be deterred by that, a little creeped out, but I'm still marching on.


I actually know some fighters that would look on that as a bonus. ;)

[Phrozen]

I wouldn't actually be deterred by that, a little creeped out, but I'm still marching on.

Don't make me unleash the furries and yaoi fangirls. Let me tell you, projecting thought into illusions can make for some very disturbing scenes.

[Anthony Johanson]

Don't make me unleash the furries and yaoi fangirls. Let me tell you, projecting thought into illusions can make for some very disturbing scenes.

Yaoi doesn't really bother me now, considering I've read through a hell of a lot of it. As for furries, once again, the best it can do it bother me slightly.

[Anthony Johanson]

I actually know some fighters that would look on that as a bonus. ;)

Care to name a few?

[Phrozen]

Yaoi doesn't really bother me now, considering I've read through a hell of a lot of it. As for furries, once again, the best it can do it bother me slightly.

Whatever I can do to get an edge.

[The MunchKING]

Yaoi doesn't really bother me now, considering I've read through a hell of a lot of it. As for furries, once again, the best it can do it bother me slightly.
The obvious answer for stopping disturbing illusions?? Antimagic Zones.

Or Automatons that don't care.

[Guts/Batman]

Watching the crappy video that WWE put out about Rock in 99ish got me to think of a new avatar idea...

He has so many great lines but one stuck out at me, as you can see...:D

[The MunchKING]

Care to name a few?
Yes.

They're MY secret weapon. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

The obvious answer for stopping disturbing illusions?? Antimagic Zones.

Or Automatons that don't care.

I really should get to updating my tech and magic arsenal.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes.

They're MY secret weapon. ;)

*gives the o.k hand sign*

[The MunchKING]

I really should get to updating my tech and magic arsenal.

*sheesh*

No WONDER Phroz and I are running the tech rings... Despite your potentially overwhelming powers, your all reactionaries.

[Phrozen]

*sheesh*

No WONDER Phroz and I are running the tech rings... Despite your potentially overwhelming powers, your all reactionaries.

Personal power usually leads to laziness.

[Trystenn]

Watching the crappy video that WWE put out about Rock in 99ish got me to think of a new avatar idea...

He has so many great lines but one stuck out at me, as you can see...:D
lol Rock Like Pie.

[Anthony Johanson]

*sheesh*

No WONDER Phroz and I are running the tech rings... Despite your potentially overwhelming powers, your all reactionaries.

It's not that it's outdated, I just think I need a little edge.

[Guts/Batman]

Hmmmmm...

I should enlist lesbian hot succubi, catgirls and furies...

[The MunchKING]

Personal power usually leads to laziness.
Good thing I avoided THAT pitfall at least...

[Guts/Batman]

lol Rock Like Pie.

Poontang Pie!!!:D

[Phrozen]

Good thing I avoided THAT pitfall at least...

Hey, I run a small country surronded by expansionist blowhards. I need all the edges I can get.

*test fires Crey pirated Malta Sapper Gun*

[The MunchKING]

It's not that it's outdated, I just think I need a little edge.
But the problem is you don't think about it until you need it...

I mean I have a bunch of Golems Ready, and your acting like it's a new idea.

[Anthony Johanson]

Good thing I avoided THAT pitfall at least...

*sighs* And I did try so hard not to go into the pit.

[Anthony Johanson]

But the problem is you don't think about it until you need it...

I mean I have a bunch of Golems Ready, and your acting like it's a new idea.

*sighs* I understand what you are saying now.

[The MunchKING]

Hey, I run a small country surronded by expansionist blowhards. I need all the edges I can get.

*test fires Crey pirated Malta Sapper Gun*

You know. You've earned my respect. I would offer a pledge of no officcal Agression, but I'd hate to see you go soft now...

[The MunchKING]

*sighs* And I did try so hard not to go into the pit.

A Button!!!

;)

[Trystenn]

Poontang Pie!!!:D
Pie so good made the Rock speak chinese!

Ni Sa Cho Chan

That. Good. Pie

[Anthony Johanson]

A Button!!!

;)

A button-the allpowerful jump button.

[Phrozen]

You know. You've earned my respect. I would offer a pledge of no officcal Agression, but I'd hate to see you go soft now...

I have my clone vats up and running now too. Soon my army will be made up of Crey's Paragon Protectors. A whole friggin army of supers. Add in any Longbow support and I got a nice little force.

Ahh, I love dealing with less then moral corporations and stupid idealistic heroes.

[Trystenn]

I have my clone vats up and running now too. Soon my army will be made up of Crey's Paragon Protectors. A whole friggin army of supers. Add in any Longbow support and I got a nice little force.

Ahh, I love dealing with less then moral corporations and stupid idealistic heroes.
.....................................
May i ask you something, Monarch to Monarch?

[Phrozen]

.....................................
May i ask you something, Monarch to Monarch?

Yes, even though Doge is basically Duke in Italian.

[The MunchKING]

I have my clone vats up and running now too. Soon my army will be made up of Crey's Paragon Protectors. A whole friggin army of supers. Add in any Longbow support and I got a nice little force.

Ahh, I love dealing with less then moral corporations and stupid idealistic heroes.
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaappp... Clones. I HATE Clones!!

*Orders a few thousand more vats of Clone Melting Gas produced.

[The MunchKING]

Yes, even though Doge is basically Duke in Italian.


And Villa is "house" which is about all tryst runs.

[Phrozen]

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaappp... Clones. I HATE Clones!!

*Orders a few thousand more vats of Clone Melting Gas produced.

These are clones in the real life biological clones. Project: Revenant if you know your CoH lore.

[The MunchKING]

Hmmmmm...

I should enlist lesbian hot succubi, catgirls and furies...
*Ponders enlisting*

[Trystenn]

Yes, even though Doge is basically Duke in Italian.
I hope so...


Anyways, i need raw materials to begin contruction on the Mass Coms.

[The MunchKING]

These are clones in the real life biological clones. Project: Revenant if you know your CoH lore.

Biological clones? You mean what? Like the real world, 9 months to be born and 18 to grow up?

Ah I was worried you were trying for Thrawn-esque 5 day perfect clones.

[Guts/Batman]

*Places a few thousand satellites in the sky with his new Space Program using the TK abilities he has then makes plans for Asteroid calling device to be placed in space*

[Trystenn]

*Ponders enlisting*
You to huh?

[Anthony Johanson]

*Ponders enlisting*

Eh, they arent really all that useful unless opponents are vulnerable to seduction. Either that or you make a buisness out of it.

[Phrozen]

Biological clones? You mean what? Like the real world, 9 months to be born and 18 to grow up?

Ah I was worried you were trying for Thrawn-esque 5 day perfect clones.

Accelerated growth. Crey already has the tech implemented but for all purposes they are real people, just cloned from dead heroes. They are so real that the public thinks they are actual superhumans that Crey has hired as a charity for Paragon City.

[Guts/Batman]

*Ponders enlisting*

How can any man or clone resist stopping to look at such things? Especially when given magic enchantments...

*Orders for one of my generals to go and fetch me some lesbian Catgirls and such*

[The MunchKING]

Eh, they arent really all that useful unless opponents are vulnerable to seduction.There are opponetns who aren't??

[Phrozen]

I hope so...


Anyways, i need raw materials to begin contruction on the Mass Coms.

What kind of raw materials?

[Anthony Johanson]

There are opponetns who aren't??

Well, when people are fighting for something that holds greater merit that one ride, or someone creates something to disspell/stop the power of seduction over the troops. But knowing everyone they've already done that and created counterbalences for that.

[The MunchKING]

Well, no. I mean you do so seldom see an army of catgirls...

Although my armies actually have quite a few females that wouldn't be attracted to such...

[Phrozen]

*Places a few thousand satellites in the sky with his new Space Program using the TK abilities he has then makes plans for Asteroid calling device to be placed in space*

Please drop an asteroid on Neo Venice. I would like you too.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, when people are fighting for something that holds greater merit that one ride, or someone creates something to disspell/stop the power of seduction over the troops. But knowing everyone they've already done that and created counterbalences for that.

It's what the Mage Council has been working on for every waking day for the last years...

[The Dog]

Hmmmmm...

I should enlist lesbian hot succubi, catgirls and furies...

Don't even thing about going anywhere NEAR Hot Succubi, lesbian or not. They're my territory.

The catgirls and furries, however, go right ahead.

[Guts/Batman]

Please drop an asteroid on Neo Venice. I would like you too.

You would...?

*Peers at you* Why...?

[The MunchKING]

Please drop an asteroid on Neo Venice. I would like you too.
A creature feild Maybe??

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, no. I mean you do so seldom see an army of catgirls...

Although my armies actually have quite a few females that wouldn't be attracted to such...

So, MunchKING, how do you do it?

[Guts/Batman]

Don't even thing about going anywhere NEAR Hot Succubi, lesbian or not. They're my territory.

The catgirls and furries, however, go right ahead.

Damn...

I thought there might be some... ...not loyal... :(

[Anthony Johanson]

It's what the Mage Council has been working on for every waking day for the last years...

I think we are a wee bit behind most of the other empires then.

[The MunchKING]

It's what the Mage Council has been working on for every waking day for the last years...
Saltpeter in the water.

tends to piss off the soilders though...

[Trystenn]

What kind of raw materials?
A Certain type of Ore and a bit of Zinc?

[Guts/Batman]

I think we are a wee bit behind most of the other empires then.

I would say we have been doing that for a millienia or two but I have only recently received the rank of Malevolent Dictator...

[The MunchKING]

So, MunchKING, how do you do it?
The other way around.

I get all the girls to surrender to my manly musculearness. ;)

[Phrozen]

You would...?

*Peers at you* Why...?

Stop asking questions and do it. You do have the balls my oh so mighty emperor?

[Phrozen]

A Certain type of Ore and a bit of Zinc?

That isn't a problem.

[The MunchKING]

Damn...

I thought there might be some... ...not loyal... :(


yeah right. and they tend to get... ... dealt with.

[Guts/Batman]

Saltpeter in the water.

tends to piss off the soilders though...

Doth be true...

*Formally goes into talks with UK Cybertron about an alliance*

[Anthony Johanson]

I would say we have been doing that for a millienia or two but I have only recently received the rank of Malevolent Dictator...

You wouldn't mind if I started working on a seperate empire, would you?

[Trystenn]

That isn't a problem.
Whats your price my friend?

[The Dog]

Damn...

I thought there might be some... ...not loyal... :(

No, they're all pretty much fanatically loyal, because there are no rules in Hell. Under anyone else's command, they'd have to have rules. And they know it.

[The MunchKING]

Stop asking questions and do it. You do have the balls my oh so mighty emperor?

Ooooh, he's talking tough.

[Anthony Johanson]

The other way around.

I get all the girls to surrender to my manly musculearness. ;)

Works every time?

[Phrozen]

Whats your price my friend?

I would like some of that crude oil of yours. Not for energy purposes but some lubricants and plastics need petroleum.

[Guts/Batman]

Stop asking questions and do it. You do have the balls my oh so mighty emperor?

*Sets up Godproof defense forceshield before and orders the device to send not one but 4 Asteroids onto New Venice*

[Anthony Johanson]

Ooooh, he's talking tough.

Either that or trying to taunt Guts into doing it. Either way, nothing good will come out of it.

[The MunchKING]

Works every time?
999 out of a thousand.

Some just take more effort than others...

[The Dog]

yeah right. and they tend to get... ... dealt with.

What do you mean by that?

[Guts/Batman]

You wouldn't mind if I started working on a seperate empire, would you?

So my General wants to start his own country but you cannot Annex any land within this Empire to do it. You will have to find land elsewhere...

[The MunchKING]

*Sets up Godproof defense forceshield before and orders the device to send not one but 4 Asteroids onto New Venice*
Just 4? They better be dang big ones, or I will have lost all respect for you. ;)

[Phrozen]

*Sets up Godproof defense forceshield before and orders the device to send not one but 4 Asteroids onto New Venice*

Now, this is how you profit from your enemy.

*Holds the asteroids with gravity powers and begans to take them apart. Any valuable ores go straight to the factory district while the rest goes into the harbor to build a artificial reef.*

[Guts/Batman]

No, they're all pretty much fanatically loyal, because there are no rules in Hell. Under anyone else's command, they'd have to have rules. And they know it.

Ahhhhhh...

I see. The hot succubi know a good deal when the see it.

[Anthony Johanson]

999 out of a thousand.

Some just take more effort than others...

But all eventually fall to the MunchKING. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Either that or trying to taunt Guts into doing it. Either way, nothing good will come out of it.
Of course not. But it'll be fun to watch.

[The MunchKING]

What do you mean by that?


Never mind. Your appereiently more leinient than their last boss...

[Guts/Batman]

Just 4? They better be dang big ones, or I will have lost all respect for you. ;)

Well...

I want to see what he will do...

A test of sorts. I don't want anything really bad to happen...

[The MunchKING]

Now, this is how you profit from your enemy.

*Holds the asteroids with gravity powers and begans to take them apart. Any valuable ores go straight to the factory district while the rest goes into the harbor to build a artificial reef.*

I told ya!!

[Anthony Johanson]

So my General wants to start his own country but you cannot Annex any land within this Empire to do it. You will have to find land elsewhere...

Already done, I made suitable land for a would-be empire in the land formerly known as the Dimension of Fruit Cakes.

[Trystenn]

I would like some of that crude oil of yours. Not for energy purposes but some lubricants and plastics need petroleum.
I currently have 300 metric tons, how much would you need?

[The MunchKING]

So my General wants to start his own country but you cannot Annex any land within this Empire to do it. You will have to find land elsewhere...
Was he the one I gave the Fruitcake to?

[Anthony Johanson]

Was he the one I gave the Fruitcake to?

Yep, that was me.

[The MunchKING]

Already done, I made suitable land for a would-be empire in the land formerly known as the Dimension of Fruit Cakes.


I mean it was a fruitcake the size of Montana. You can put alot on that.

[Guts/Batman]

Now, this is how you profit from your enemy.

*Holds the asteroids with gravity powers and begans to take them apart. Any valuable ores go straight to the factory district while the rest goes into the harbor to build a artificial reef.*

*I use my TK powers to make them fall onto your country, trying to overwhelm your anti-gravity powers*

Also a neat feature, I can detonate the Asteroids at any given point with enough might to cause a nuclear explosion.

*Detonates the remaining Asteroids*

[The Dog]

Never mind. Your appereiently more leinient than their last boss...

Of course. One of the major factors in my overtaking Khazan's Hell was getting the legions of Hell on my side. And I don't want someone trying that with me, so keeping them happy is important.

[Anthony Johanson]

I mean it was a fruitcake the size of Montana. You can put alot on that.

Got it, thanks for the giant fruitcake Munchy, I will be sure to repay you in whatever way I can.

[Guts/Batman]

Already done, I made suitable land for a would-be empire in the land formerly known as the Dimension of Fruit Cakes.

Fine then...

I shall be the first to formally recognize your state and offer an alliance.

[Phrozen]

*I use my TK powers to make them fall onto your country, trying to overwhelm your anti-gravity powers*

Also a neat feature, I can detonate the Asteroids at any given point with enough might to cause a nuclear explosion.

*Detonates the remaining Asteroids*

You do know that detonating them will do all of nothing since I already canceled out the gravity right i.e. the particles will still not fall. It is not anti-gravity. It is flat out gravity control.

[Guts/Batman]

Was he the one I gave the Fruitcake to?

Must have been him. I received no Fruitcake.

[Anthony Johanson]

Fine then...

I shall be the first to formally recognize your state and offer an alliance.

Give me time to ponder about that.

[Phrozen]

I currently have 300 metric tons, how much would you need?

about 200 metric tons, and thanks to the Emperor of Khazan I will have your ore and zinc ready shortly.

[The MunchKING]

Of course. One of the major factors in my overtaking Khazan's Hell was getting the legions of Hell on my side. And I don't want someone trying that with me, so keeping them happy is important.
You better keep them up in souls then, otherwise someone might, *ahem* Out manly your succubi from you. ;)

[Guts/Batman]

You do know that detonating them will do all of nothing since I already canceled out the gravity right i.e. the particles will still not fall. It is not anti-gravity. It is flat out gravity control.

Damn you...

Can not even my TK move them?!?

[The MunchKING]

Fine then...

I shall be the first to formally recognize your state and offer an alliance.
*Watchs the new politics with interest*

[Guts/Batman]

Give me time to ponder about that.

Of course...

Time is granted.

[Phrozen]

Damn you...

Can not even my TK move them?!?

Nope, force is very easily canceled out.

[Trystenn]

Nope, force is very easily canceled out.
How so????

[Guts/Batman]

Nope, force is very easily canceled out.

Bah...

*Sends out waves of anti-force*

[The Dog]

You better keep them up in souls then, otherwise someone might, *ahem* Out manly your succubi from you. ;)

They have all the souls they need. And are you talking about taking them? Am I going to have to call Bebs on you?

*Pulls out cellphone*

Because I will.

[Guts/Batman]

*Watchs the new politics with interest*

This continent is getting more divided up more and more, no?

[The MunchKING]

They have all the souls they need. And are you talking about taking them? Am I going to have to call Bebs on you?

*Pulls out cellphone*

Because I will.
Who me?? *poses manly man style*

Well I could always use some extra demonic firepower in my armies...

[The MunchKING]

This continent is getting more divided up more and more, no?
Well no. At least two of the Empires are in different dimensions.

The other three are together.

[Phrozen]

How so????

With gravity? All you have to do is equal the force pushing down with the force pushing up.

[The Dog]

Who me?? *poses manly man style*

Well I could always use some extra demonic firepower in my armies...

And I could use the laugh watching Wonder Bebs pummel you into the ground for it.

[Phrozen]

Bah...

*Sends out waves of anti-force*

There isn't such a thing as anti-force....

[Trystenn]

With gravity? All you have to do is equal the force pushing down with the force pushing up.
Oh, D*mn You Newton!!!!

[The MunchKING]

And I could use the laugh watching Wonder Bebs pummel you into the ground for it.


Oh I wouldn't actually sex them up...

Of course not. they get to do that and suck souls from my enemies...
EDIT: Besides, I can handle Bebs...

[Guts/Batman]

Well no. At least two of the Empires are in different dimensions.

The other three are together.

I knew abouy Dog in Hell...

Yours is in another dimension as well? And Anthony's is also in another dimension it seems...

So it is only me, Try and Phrozen in this dimension?

[Guts/Batman]

There isn't such a thing as anti-force....

Sure there is...

*Points to my new machine* It says "Anti-Force drive".

[Phrozen]

Not an empire, just a city state. With the same people that got excommunicated three times in two years.

[Phrozen]

Sure there is...

*Points to my new machine* It says "Anti-Force drive".

So, basically you are saying you have machine that makes potential energy? Like an elevator or a crane or something?

[The Dog]

Oh I wouldn't actually sex them up...

Of course not. they get to do that and suck souls from my enemies...

Not very Paladin-like behavior, now is that?

EDIT: Besides, I can handle Bebs...

You willing to say that to her face.

[The MunchKING]

I knew abouy Dog in Hell...

Yours is in another dimension as well? A bunch of them actually...

[Guts/Batman]

Not an empire, just a city state. With the same people that got excommunicated three times in two years.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

I see.

[Trystenn]

So, basically you are saying you have machine that makes potential energy? Like an elevator or a crane or something?
Maybe he means like some sort of absorbing machine?

[Guts/Batman]

So, basically you are saying you have machine that makes potential energy? Like an elevator or a crane or something?

Yes...

I have a machine that can make potential energy. It's like a machine that can TK...

[Phrozen]

Maybe he means like some sort of absorbing machine?

We have those, they are called capacitors.

[The MunchKING]

Not very Paladin-like behavior, now is that?

*Shrug* I have the Dark Knight Jobclass too...

You willing to say that to her face.

Dang skippy. she knows it to.

Of course she can "handle" me too, so it all works out...

[Guts/Batman]

A bunch of them actually...

Ahhhhhh...

So that's why I can't travel there by unconventional means. Just by mind manipulation...

[The MunchKING]

So, basically you are saying you have machine that makes potential energy? Like an elevator or a crane or something?
Or maybe it's like Antimatter. AntiForce.

[Phrozen]

Yes...

I have a machine that can make potential energy. It's like a machine that can TK...

Potential energy is just the opposite of kinetic energy....

[Trystenn]

We have those, they are called capacitors.
I thought they were called Dials?

And if not i got the patent on them.

[Guts/Batman]

Potential energy is just the opposite of kinetic energy....

Well yea...

Just sitting there waiting to be used then it becomes Kinetic Energy yes, unless we just got wayyyy comic book physics all of a sudden.

It doesn't move unless some force acts upon it to get it going. And that's what my machine does. It uses massive force to bring the Potential state as it were to kinetic phase.

[Phrozen]

I thought they were called Dials?

And if not i got the patent on them.

Capacitors just store electricity. You can store electricity permenantly in capacitors but it takes super cooling them which wastes more energy then you would be saving.

[The MunchKING]

Potential energy is just the opposite of kinetic energy....
Well yeah, but still maybe it's something more esoteric...

[Guts/Batman]

Or maybe it's like Antimatter. AntiForce.

Exactly. Everything in fiction has an Anti-something.

[Trystenn]

Capacitors just store electricity. You can store electricity permenantly in capacitors but it takes super cooling them which wastes more energy then you would be saving.
Dials absorb everything, though you need a specific one for something, such as a Sound Dial, Force Dial, Light Dial, and they can expel everything they stored in a quick burst.

[The MunchKING]

Exactly. Everything in fiction has an Anti-something.


*conciders releasing Anti-Guts*

[Phrozen]

*conciders releasing Anti-Guts*

I am Anti-Guts. I am relatively nice instead of relatively evil. I am underhanded and manipulative instead of using overbearing force. etc. etc.

[Guts/Batman]

*conciders releasing Anti-Guts*

There I go being reactionary again...

Damn you, haven't even thought of that...

[The MunchKING]

I am Anti-Guts. I am relatively nice instead of relatively evil. I am underhanded and manipulative instead of using overbearing force. etc. etc.
No no... the REAL Anti-Guts... You know. Animate his shadow and give it all Gut's powers and let them fight it out.

[The MunchKING]

There I go being reactionary again...

Damn you, haven't even thought of that...
I do so try...

It helps keep you on your toes...

[Guts/Batman]

I am Anti-Guts. I am relatively nice instead of relatively evil. I am underhanded and manipulative instead of using overbearing force. etc. etc.

I don't think I have done anything "using overbearing force" as of yet with the exception of the using the 4 medium sized asteroids. I have actually supported nation building as you have...

[Phrozen]

No no... the REAL Anti-Guts... You know. Animate his shadow and give it all Gut's powers and let them fight it out.

That is boring though, but which one has the goatee?

[The MunchKING]

That is boring though, but which one has the goatee?


Neither. It's just a shadow being...

[Trystenn]

I am Anti-Guts. I am relatively nice instead of relatively evil. I am underhanded and manipulative instead of using overbearing force. etc. etc.
Then whos the Anti-Me?

[Guts/Batman]

No no... the REAL Anti-Guts... You know. Animate his shadow and give it all Gut's powers and let them fight it out.

That sounds to me like it would be like a Sentry vs. Thanos fight to me...

[The MunchKING]

Then whos the Anti-Me?
Me. Duh. Think about it.

[Trystenn]

Me. Duh. Think about it.
But your not ugly though?

[Guts/Batman]

That is boring though, but which one has the goatee?

The real one does...

[The MunchKING]

That sounds to me like it would be like a Sentry vs. Thanos fight to me...
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