Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[The MunchKING]

Maybe both perhaps?


And a loophole you say? What was it?
Irrelivent.

[Anthony Johanson]

Bah, whatever we got us now, so lets party!!!

If there is alchohol, I can't come.

[The MunchKING]

Unfortunately, since Tanith might permanently MIA/left for good, its kinda moot.

Dangit.

Waiter, a large Coke. I need a drink.

[Trystenn]

Ah yes. Well it's all Water under the Draw Bridge now.

Bebs will testify about all the fun Tanith is missing. ;)
Me too!!!....

[The MunchKING]

If there is alchohol, I can't come.
Even if you don't drink it??

[Sean McClain]

Bah, whatever we got us now, so lets party!!!
*Ignites the Eternal Torch of Khazan*

Let the fights, COMMENCE! (cheers)

[The MunchKING]

Me too!!!....
Like you know what goes on in our bed room.

[Trystenn]

Irrelivent.
Well im just saying, what if you decide one to beat me up for no good reason? What will i do then?

[The Dog]

Oh. Well in that case I'll just have to stick with my innate Palidiny Goodness... ;)

I'm enjoying myself.

Glad one of us is.

*Opens bottle of vodka and begins drinking while muttering about "that no good, so-an-so pain in the ass MunchKING"*

[The MunchKING]

Well im just saying, what if you decide one to beat me up for no good reason? What will i do then?
Take it like a bitchboy??

[Trystenn]

If there is alchohol, I can't come.
You dont necessarily have to drink.

[The MunchKING]

Glad one of us is.

*Opens bottle of vodka and begins drinking while muttering about "that no good, so-an-so pain in the ass MunchKING"*


That sounds like a Blues song. ;)

here!! Take the mike!! KAROKE TIME!! ;)

[Trystenn]

Like you know what goes on in our bed room.
b-b-b-but your a fun guy to hang out with!

[Anthony Johanson]

Even if you don't drink it??

Point taken, nevermind my previous statement, I am going to the party.

[Trystenn]

Take it like a bitchboy??
F*ck that, id rather just do something not nice you know?

[The MunchKING]

b-b-b-but your a fun guy to hang out with!

Your not inadiquate yourself. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Point taken, nevermind my previous statement, I am going to the party.
We got all the trimmins.

[Anthony Johanson]

F*ck that, id rather just do something not nice you know?

Care to specify?

[Trystenn]

*Ignites the Eternal Torch of Khazan*

Let the fights, COMMENCE! (cheers)
...................................
No fighting, just drinking and Kareoke.

[Sean McClain]

That sounds like a Blues song. ;)

here!! Take the mike!! KAROKE TIME!! ;)
*Cause he's Barnacle Bill the Sailor*

[The Dog]

That sounds like a Blues song. ;)

here!! Take the mike!! KAROKE TIME!! ;)

Not drunk enough to start singing yet. Give me a few minutes of heavy drinking and I might be inclined to.

[Anthony Johanson]

We got all the trimmins.

'Tis a joyful time.

[Sean McClain]

...................................
No fighting, just drinking and Kareoke.
Well, I was going to drink the fire as a stunt.

[Trystenn]

Your not inadiquate yourself. ;)
......................
Thank You?

[Trystenn]

Care to specify?
Im not good with coming up with poetic lines.

Probably something involving fire though.

[Trystenn]

Well, I was going to drink the fire as a stunt.
Ill buy you a pack of Camels.

[The MunchKING]

......................
Thank You?
Your welcome.

[Anthony Johanson]

Im not good with coming up with poetic lines.

Probably something involving fire though.

Burn the Heathens, the ones that betray?

[North]

...................................
No fighting, just drinking and Kareoke.

"And it's a heave (ho!) hi (ho!), coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho (hey!) hi (hey!), farmers bar yer doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores"

[Sean McClain]

Ill buy you a pack of Camels.
I don't smoke, I just sell them to stupid children for inflated prices.

[Anthony Johanson]

I don't smoke, I just sell them to stupid children for inflated prices.

That's a biiiiiiig marketing base.

[Trystenn]

Your welcome.
Do i have to give you a hug?

[Trystenn]

"And it's a heave (ho!) hi (ho!), coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho (hey!) hi (hey!), farmers bar yer doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores"
NORTH!!!!
Where have you been?!?!

[Anthony Johanson]

"And it's a heave (ho!) hi (ho!), coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho (hey!) hi (hey!), farmers bar yer doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores"

Wow, you haven't been here in a while.

[Trystenn]

Burn the Heathens, the ones that betray?
You know, thats a pretty good idea.

[Trystenn]

I don't smoke, I just sell them to stupid children for inflated prices.
Whats wierd is that thats exactly what my friend does.

[Sean McClain]

That's a biiiiiiig marketing base.
Especially where I live.

[The MunchKING]

Whats wierd is that thats exactly what my friend does.
For future refference Neither your freind or sean are allowed near trent Or ryu.

[Sean McClain]

Whats wierd is that thats exactly what my friend does.
It's what my dad does, so I want a piece of the pie.

[Anthony Johanson]

Maybe both perhaps?


And a loophole you say? What was it?

Apparently ChuckG used a "Sinanju cheat" to beat Munchy in an FF battle, Munchy tried to become a Sininju, but became under control of ChuckG due to Chuck being the Master of the House of Sininaju. There was probably something else, but I can't remember it at the time.

[North]

NORTH!!!!
Where have you been?!?!

BLESSED!!!!

Lot of work mostly. OY vey the retail is stressing. Been lurking and popping my head out everyonce in a while.

So hows it been ?

[Trystenn]

For future refference Neither your freind or sean are allowed near trent Or ryu.
No problem, if they go near, i shall skin em alive.

[North]

Wow, you haven't been here in a while.

you

can

never

escape

the

game

[Sean McClain]

For future refference Neither your freind or sean are allowed near trent Or ryu.
Why, its not like I wanna

MAKE LOVE

to the children.

[Anthony Johanson]

You know, thats a pretty good idea.

Most of my ideas are good ones.

[Trystenn]

Apparently ChuckG used a "Sinanju cheat" to beat Munchy in an FF battle, Munchy tried to become a Sininju, but became under control of ChuckG due to Chuck being the Master of the House of Sininaju. There was probably something else, but I can't remember it at the time.
D*mn, thats not feasable.
Im not the master of anything!

[Anthony Johanson]

you

can

never

escape

the

game

its like a slowly enlarging void, you can delay it, but you will eventually fall into it.

[Trystenn]

BLESSED!!!!

Lot of work mostly. OY vey the retail is stressing. Been lurking and popping my head out everyonce in a while.

So hows it been ?
Wierd man, Death of SO, birth of a million wannabes.

Though they are pretty good, some more perverted than others.

[The MunchKING]

Apparently ChuckG used a "Sinanju cheat" to beat Munchy in an FF battle, Munchy tried to become a Sininju, but became under control of ChuckG due to Chuck being the Master of the House of Sininaju. There was probably something else, but I can't remember it at the time.


Shinjau had immunity to everything, and in that game if anyof the charecters entered a battle with a Shinajau he was dropped to 1/1 Hitpoints and 1/1 MP and given every non-fatal Status effect.

I pointed out it wouldn'nt work the way he wanted, but he didn't listen.

[Anthony Johanson]

D*mn, thats not feasable.
Im not the master of anything!

Well, its a fictional world, so...

[The MunchKING]

Why, its not like I wanna

MAKE LOVE

to the children.


Good. Cause if you tried that, Kanaga would look up from where he is and say DAMN I got off easy.

[Anthony Johanson]

Shinjau had immunity to everything, and in that game if anyof the charecters entered a battle with a Shinajau he was dropped to 1/1 Hitpoints and 1/1 MP and given every non-fatal Status effect.

I pointed out it wouldn'nt work the way he wanted, but he didn't listen.

Hmm..maybe I should reread that section then.

[Trystenn]

Most of my ideas are good ones.
Sadly yes, my ideas all revolve around hitting something hard.

[Sean McClain]

Wierd man, Death of SO, birth of a million wannabes.

Though they are pretty good, some more perverted than others.
Wanna be what?

I wasn't aware I wanted to be anything.

[The MunchKING]

Sadly yes, my ideas all revolve around hitting something hard.
Hung around me a little to long.

[Trystenn]

Well, its a fictional world, so...
I dont know, that and i am a flunky of his, though he hasnt ordered me to do anything for ahwhile.

[Anthony Johanson]

Wierd man, Death of SO, birth of a million wannabes.

Though they are pretty good, some more perverted than others.

Are you insinutating that I am a wannabe?

[Trystenn]

Hung around me a little to long.
Hey, not that its a bad system, but some things (Im looking at you Jell-O) just wont work with the D*mn system!

[Trystenn]

Are you insinutating that I am a wannabe?
No the Kazahns, nothing can measure up to SO sadly :(

[Trystenn]

Wanna be what?

I wasn't aware I wanted to be anything.
You want to be alive right?

[Sean McClain]

No the Kazahns, nothing can measure up to SO sadly :(
Why fill shoes when you can cobble your own.

[Sean McClain]

You want to be alive right?
Eh, it could go either way.

[The MunchKING]

I dont know, that and i am a flunky of his, though he hasnt ordered me to do anything for ahwhile.
*shrug*

I'm often quite self sufficent. I never know who you can really trust. ;)

[North]

Wierd man, Death of SO, birth of a million wannabes.

Though they are pretty good, some more perverted than others.

Soap Operus was truly great

*respectful moment of silence*

so anyone seen slither yet?

[Anthony Johanson]

No the Kazahns, nothing can measure up to SO sadly :(

Well, I will do my best to do my part.

[Trystenn]

Why fill shoes when you can cobble your own.
Because that way you can look fly to all the lovely ladies.

[Trystenn]

*shrug*

I'm often quite self sufficent. I never know who you can really trust. ;)
Pffffft when have i ever tried to usurp you?

[Anthony Johanson]

Hey, not that its a bad system, but some things (Im looking at you Jell-O) just wont work with the D*mn system!

Well, hitting things far and hard enough so they turn into nothing from the shher force of hit would work.

[Trystenn]

Soap Operus was truly great

*respectful moment of silence*

so anyone seen slither yet?
Jeez man, ive been wanting to see that movie, it looks so friggin awesome.

[The MunchKING]

Pffffft when have i ever tried to usurp you?
YOU'v'e never had the balls. But that's beside the point.

The point was self-suffcient means I don't need a go-fer for much.

[Trystenn]

Well, I will do my best to do my part.
Of course, its just that SO had this spark to it, sadly you cant re-create that you know?

[Anthony Johanson]

Soap Operus was truly great

*respectful moment of silence*

so anyone seen slither yet?

I'm planning to see it on the weekend.

[Trystenn]

YOU'v'e never had the balls. But that's beside the point.

The point was self-suffcient means I don't need a go-fer for much.
Its not that, its just that i never had a reason too is all.

[Trystenn]

Well, hitting things far and hard enough so they turn into nothing from the shher force of hit would work.
But, i mean, Its Jell-O!

[Anthony Johanson]

Of course, its just that SO had this spark to it, sadly you cant re-create that you know?

You may not be able to re-make a spark, but you can make a new spark. So if we try hard enough, we can give this thread the spark it needs.

[Anthony Johanson]

But, i mean, Its Jell-O!

While disintegrating force is disintegrating force.

[Trystenn]

You may not be able to re-make a spark, but you can make a new spark. So if we try hard enough, we can give this thread the spark it needs.
D*mn Straight!!!

[Trystenn]

While disintegrating force is disintegrating force.
Exactly, but noen of that works against that freaken Jell-O, though i guess i could always eat it.

[Anthony Johanson]

Exactly, but noen of that works against that freaken Jell-O, though i guess i could always eat it.

If it can be digested, it can be disintegrated.

[Trystenn]

If it can be digested, it can be disintegrated.
Or just made into nutrition for my body.

[Sean McClain]

You may not be able to re-make a spark, but you can make a new spark. So if we try hard enough, we can give this thread the spark it needs.
I still like my shoe-cobbling analogy better.

[North]

Slither was more comedy then horror, but Nathan Fillion was great of course

[Anthony Johanson]

Or just made into nutrition for my body.

I know that, I was just proving a point.

[Trystenn]

Slither was more comedy then horror, but Nathan Fillion was great of course
God i hope so, i ant to laugh, Date Movie just made me cry.

[North]

God i hope so, i ant to laugh, Date Movie just made me cry.

havent seen it yet, been interested

[Trystenn]

I know that, I was just proving a point.
Jell-O shall be defeated by my mouth!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

I still like my shoe-cobbling analogy better.

While I like my spark analogy better, its the same point, but a different take on how it could be.

[Trystenn]

havent seen it yet, been interested
Eh if you thought Scary Movie 3 was funny, youll think this is a laugh riot.

[Anthony Johanson]

Jell-O shall be defeated by my mouth!!!

For great justice.

[Trystenn]

For great justice.
Take off every Zig.

[Sean McClain]

While I like my spark analogy better, its the same point, but a different take on how it could be.
Yeah, but I had that line in reserve for a time like that.

I came up with it while reading a Metal History Book.

[Sean McClain]

Take off every Zig.
Move it, Groove it,
Move it, Groove it,

Forget Justice, take off every 'zig.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah, but I had that line in reserve for a time like that.

I came up with it while reading a Metal History Book.

Nice, as I said, different points. You had a line prepped, while I made one on the fly. However, your analogy was very good.

[Trystenn]

Move it, Groove it,
Move it, Groove it,

Forget Justice, take off every 'zig.
Dude....







That was F*ckin awesome!!!

[Phrozen]

Chrosis, how much do you want for your land?

[Anthony Johanson]

Take off every Zig.

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

[The MunchKING]

Chrosis, how much do you want for your land?
If your giving it away I'll take some.

[North]

Eh if you thought Scary Movie 3 was funny, youll think this is a laugh riot.

Didnt care much for the scary series. was ok but not amazed by it

[Phrozen]

If your giving it away I'll take some.

I am trying to buy not sell.

[The MunchKING]

I am trying to buy not sell.
Oh well...

[Trystenn]

You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Ha! Ha! Ha!

[Anthony Johanson]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

All your base are belong to us.

[Trystenn]

If your giving it away I'll take some.
Hey do you want to live in my Kingdom?

[Phrozen]

Oh well...

I wouldn't give you any, anyway considering your inability to reign in your wifes pirates.

*does away with plausible deniability*

[Trystenn]

Didnt care much for the scary series. was ok but not amazed by it
Then save your money, Date Movie was just about how many different parodies they could fit in one movie.

[Trystenn]

All your base are belong to us.
How are you gentlemen?

[The MunchKING]

I wouldn't give you any, anyway considering your inability to reign in your wifes pirates.

*does away with plausible deniability*

Alright, you want to play that way. I COULD reign her in. I choose not to. You have very rich traders. Well Had, in some cases. Redirecting wealth has always been an intrest of ours.

[The MunchKING]

Hey do you want to live in my Kingdom?
I've already got a summer home, thanks.

[Trystenn]

I've already got a summer home, thanks.
But this is an entire Kingdom, not just a dinky little summer home.

[Trystenn]

I've already got a summer home, thanks.
But this is an entire Kingdom, not just a dinky little summer home.

[Phrozen]

Alright, you want to play that way. I COULD reign her in. I choose not to. You have very rich traders. Well Had, in some cases. Redirecting wealth has always been an intrest of ours.

This is why you will never get anything from me nor will be in on any deals I make. Stop the piracy and we might talk.

[Anthony Johanson]

Alright, you want to play that way. I COULD reign her in. I choose not to. You have very rich traders. Well Had, in some cases. Redirecting wealth has always been an intrest of ours.

*sighs* Is there any place suitable for starting an empire that has not already been occupied?

[Trystenn]

Im neutral! Please dont anyone try to get me to fall in with them.

[Anthony Johanson]

Im neutral! Please dont anyone try to get me to fall in with them.

I respect your neutrality, so I will not try to bring you over to the Khazan side.

[The MunchKING]

This is why you will never get anything from me nor will be in on any deals I make. Stop the piracy and we might talk.


What exactly do you have that we need??

[Trystenn]

I respect your neutrality, so I will not try to bring you over to the Khazan side.
Cool, anyone needs to use a Port?

[The MunchKING]

*sighs* Is there any place suitable for starting an empire that has not already been occupied?


Oh I know a dozen dimensions...

Any particular sort off Place you want??

[Anthony Johanson]

Cool, anyone needs to use a Port?

Not at this time, I already have one.

[Phrozen]

What exactly do you have that we need??

Name it and I can get it. The beauty of investing in Portal Corp. and letting them set up several portals in my city.

[The MunchKING]

Name it and I can get it. The beauty of investing in Portal Corp. and letting them set up several portals in my city.
I Invested in PDaT. I have dimensional Gates too...

[Anthony Johanson]

Oh I know a dozen dimensions...

Any particular sort off Place you want??

Not really, just a place where I can start off well and leaves many paths of expansion.

[Trystenn]

Not at this time, I already have one.
Hmmmm, perhaps i should upgrade? Make better ones so that they will be in demand?

[Phrozen]

I Invested in PDaT. I have dimensional Gates too...

I don't believe they actually gave you any. Especially not since you were on the outs with Tanith.

[Phrozen]

Hmmmm, perhaps i should upgrade? Make better ones so that they will be in demand?

No, you need items for trade. Then people will want to buy space in your ports.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hmmmm, perhaps i should upgrade? Make better ones so that they will be in demand?

i don't think you can upgrade dimensional gates, unless you can make it so anyone passing into the dimension they want automatically gets what they need to make the journey survivable.

[Phrozen]

i don't think you can upgrade dimensional gates, unless you can make it so anyone passing into the dimension they want automatically gets what they need to make the journey survivable.

Well, not neccesarily. Would you like to talk to my friends at Portal Corp. and Crey Multidimensional?

[Trystenn]

No, you need items for trade. Then people will want to buy space in your ports.
Im going to need an obscene amount of steel and materials for that though.

[yeoman]

I don't believe they actually gave you any. Especially not since you were on the outs with Tanith.


CBY: And I took all of mine from FBH. :evilsmile

[Trystenn]

i don't think you can upgrade dimensional gates, unless you can make it so anyone passing into the dimension they want automatically gets what they need to make the journey survivable.
Eh not dimensional, just regular teleporters.

[The MunchKING]

Not really, just a place where I can start off well and leaves many paths of expansion.
Oh I've got just the place...

*dumps him in the fruit cake dimenson.*

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3236/fruitcake.jpg


:)

[Anthony Johanson]

Eh not dimensional, just regular teleporters.

Still, teleporters seem kinda mundane.

[The MunchKING]

I don't believe they actually gave you any. Especially not since you were on the outs with Tanith.


But on Good terms with Nobody.

[The MunchKING]

CBY: And I took all of mine from FBH. :evilsmile
A popular stradegy.

[Anthony Johanson]

Oh I've got just the place...

*dumps him in the fruit cake dimenson.*

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3236/fruitcake.jpg


:)

Yummy, Im pretty sure with some careful transmuting I can make a dimension a bountiful empire. Thanks Munch

Wohoo, Magic cards are being used again! :)

[yeoman]

Maybe both perhaps?


And a loophole you say? What was it?

He specifically asked for the abiliteis of every FF character ever. So they ported ot his home world, bought out Square and made their own FF games with weaknesses built in so that Munchy couldn't hurt them IIRC.

[Phrozen]

Eh not dimensional, just regular teleporters.

Portal Corp and Crey both do that. Fixed up the entire city of Paragon City, Rhode Island with an emergency hospital teleportation system.

[The MunchKING]

Yummy, Im pretty sure with some careful transmuting I can make a dimension a bountiful empire. Thanks Munch

Wohoo, Magic cards are being used again! :)


Yup. I ought to use them more often.

[yeoman]

A popular stradegy.

CBY: The question everyone else who did so has to ask, which ones that I took did I *not* program my own back doors into. :evilsmile

[Trystenn]

He specifically asked for the abiliteis of every FF character ever. So they ported ot his home world, bought out Square and made their own FF games with weaknesses built in so that Munchy couldn't hurt them IIRC.
Niiice....


I like that plan.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yup. I ought to use them more often.

Yeah, those were one of the many things I enjoyed back on SO and its multiple thread counterparts.

[Trystenn]

Portal Corp and Crey both do that. Fixed up the entire city of Paragon City, Rhode Island with an emergency hospital teleportation system.
Hmmm what about Mass savers?

[Phrozen]

CBY: The question everyone else who did so has to ask, which ones that I took did I *not* program my own back doors into. :evilsmile

*sends Ballista-1 after CBY*

Whahahaha. Feel the might of the insta-toggle dropping force bolt.

[Anthony Johanson]

Niiice....


I like that plan.

But will you use it?

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, those were one of the many things I enjoyed back on SO and its multiple thread counterparts.
You mean it wasn't because of

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/7769/earthmirror.jpg

or

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5577/earth20.jpg??

[The MunchKING]

But will you use it?
Can't. they closed all trading on Square and Squaresoft.

[Phrozen]

Hmmm what about Mass savers?

It is direct teleportation, not mass rebuilding teleportation. You just have to have a nexus point and a system of nodes throughout your land.

[Trystenn]

But will you use it?
Nah, i dont like to involve Squaresoft into my world, im strictly a Blizzard man.

[Anthony Johanson]

You mean it wasn't because of

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/7769/earthmirror.jpg

or

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5577/earth20.jpg??

I was on the tail end of those threads, but I enjoyed reading through them, and its what gave me my like of RP's.

[Anthony Johanson]

Nah, i dont like to involve Squaresoft into my world, im strictly a Blizzard man.

*holds comment that Square is better than Blizzard in his opinion*

[The MunchKING]

Alright.

Speaking of which, go post on SO version. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

Alright.

Speaking of which, go post on SO version. ;)

Okay, I will go bump it up/post on it in the afternoon.

[Trystenn]

It is direct teleportation, not mass rebuilding teleportation. You just have to have a nexus point and a system of nodes throughout your land.
No, Mass savers are these thing where you can store a nigh infinite amount of mass within a infinitessimal space, great for any mass storage needs.

[Phrozen]

No, Mass savers are these thing where you can store a nigh infinite amount of mass within a infinitessimal space, great for any mass storage needs.

Don't have any of that.

[The MunchKING]

No, Mass savers are these thing where you can store a nigh infinite amount of mass within a infinitessimal space, great for any mass storage needs.

We call those "backpacks".

[Trystenn]

*holds comment that Square is better than Blizzard in his opinion*
Fair enough....

[Trystenn]

Don't have any of that.
Awesome! Ill gte underway to building those!

Think about it, entire battalions, airships, naval vessals, city fortifications, even entire fortrresses all stored with minimal space!

[The MunchKING]

Okay, I will go bump it up/post on it in the afternoon.


looking over them, I understand why you'd like

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5272/sdcards.th.jpg (http://img55.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sdcards.jpg)

[Trystenn]

We call those "backpacks".
..................................
Not just potions and crap!!!

[The MunchKING]

..................................
Not just potions and crap!!!


99 Airships. ;)

[Trystenn]

99 Airships. ;)
Im talking ALL of them.

[yeoman]

*sends Ballista-1 after CBY*

Whahahaha. Feel the might of the insta-toggle dropping force bolt.


Good thing CBY isn't a CoH character. Or, even if he was, he wouldn't be using any toggle powers.

[The MunchKING]

Good thing CBY isn't a CoH character. Or, even if he was, he wouldn't be using any toggle powers.
Forgive my ignorance. CoH?

[Cotton]

Sorry, Happy Belated Birthday man.

[BigJayStudd]

Yo, JCALL, if your still up check your PM's bro.

[BigJayStudd]

As TikTok Found out it's hard to wind yourself up. ;)

Did you just drop a "Return to Oz" reference? Fucking sweet.

[Anthony Johanson]

Forgive my ignorance. CoH?

City of Heroes

[Anthony Johanson]

looking over them, I understand why you'd like

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5272/sdcards.th.jpg (http://img55.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sdcards.jpg)

Hmm...me likey.

[The MunchKING]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/8338/flamer.jpg

[Anthony Johanson]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/8338/flamer.jpg

Lemme get out my Chainsaw of Natural Selection.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Uh Huh!!!


What is it?



Still interested in more land?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So, what have I missed?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Amazingly well until Cleric intervenes. He can somehow counter act them.

If I can get him on my side... :evilsmile



Tempting, but sorry, I rather like where I am right now.


Besides, I prefer to be the peacekeeper between nations, kingdoms, realms, and empires if I can.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Ah yes, the ol "Behind my back betrayal" thing, its happened to all of us sadly.




Actually, that hasn't happened to me yet. You really shouldn't generalize like that my friend. :D




Being mostly neautral does have its advantages.

[The Dog]

So, what have I missed?

Well, to be honest, I don't know.

[Tommy]

*hurls an egg at Dog*

[The Dog]

*hurls an egg at Dog*

HEY! I'm on your side!

[Tommy]

HEY! I'm on your side!
Okay!

*Hurls an egg at other side*

[Sean McClain]

Okay!

*Hurls an egg at other side*
*hit by unexplainable egg*

What the hell was that?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Okay!

*Hurls an egg at other side*



*Calmly wipes the egg off his face*.


Now that was just uncalled for.

[Tommy]

I allways loose in the first round of these team things. :(

[Anthony Johanson]

So, what have I missed?

Just the usual.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I allways loose in the first round of these team things. :(



What are you talking about?

[Anthony Johanson]

What are you talking about?

I think he is talking about your second Cleric-tacular tourney. (okay, that may not be the name, but you get the point :D)

[Tommy]

I think he is talking about your second Cleric-tacular tourney. (okay, that may not be the name, but you get the point :D)
Yes, it was my third team and my (probible) third elimination in the first round.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes, it was my third team and my (probible) third elimination in the first round.

I have been having that kinda luck with those tourneys also, as of late. I usually get eliminated in the first or second round.

[Tommy]

Any who, I changed my Avatar for the first time in like half a year. What does everyone think?

[Anthony Johanson]

Any who, I changed my Avatar for the first time in like half a year. What does everyone think?

It's a nice change, I like it a bit better than the Squirrel Girl one.

[The Dog]

Yes, it was my third team and my (probible) third elimination in the first round.

I normally make it to the third round, though in two different Yeo-Tacular tourneys I was eliminated in the first round in the first one and second round in the second one.

Though I did make it to the finals in a Cleric tourney once. And lost first round in another.

[Tommy]

It's a nice change, I like it a bit better than the Squirrel Girl one.
Why thank you.

I do wonder if anyone knows who this is...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Any who, I changed my Avatar for the first time in like half a year. What does everyone think?


I actually like this one more so than the last one.

[Anthony Johanson]

Why thank you.

I do wonder if anyone knows who this is...

She looks familiar, but I can't remember her name.

[The Dog]

Any who, I changed my Avatar for the first time in like half a year. What does everyone think?

I like it, though I've come to symbolize you by the Squirrel Girl one.

Though I have no room to judge, because I change my Avatar every other week it seems, or sooner in some cases.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Why thank you.

I do wonder if anyone knows who this is...



She looks really familiar.


Either it's a version of Wonder Woman or it could be Aeon Flux. Those two would be my guess's.

[Anthony Johanson]

Why thank you.

I do wonder if anyone knows who this is...

The avatar kinda looks like Zarda from Supreme Power or Scarlet Witch.

[Tommy]

The avatar kinda looks like Zarda from Supreme Power.
You are good.

[Trystenn]

Why thank you.

I do wonder if anyone knows who this is...
Zarda.....

[Anthony Johanson]

Zarda.....

I beat you to it. :)

[Trystenn]

I beat you to it. :)
D*mmit! Always just a lil late.

[Tommy]

D*mmit! Always just a lil late.
*throws an Egg at Trystenn*

[Trystenn]

Still interested in more land?
Yeah! I need the space, trying to get more living space and/or farming land.

[Trystenn]

*throws an Egg at Trystenn*
*Catches it, only to realize its a freaken egg*
You D*ck Emma!!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

D*mmit! Always just a lil late.

You will be on time next time.

[Tommy]

*Catches it, only to realize its a freaken egg*
You D*ck Emma!!!!
HaHA!

I have been throwing eggs all day.

[Trystenn]

You will be on time next time.
Eh maybe, we shall see.

[Trystenn]

HaHA!

I have been throwing eggs all day.
*Gets bucket of water*
Now i have to clean off!!!

[Tommy]

Eh maybe, we shall see.
*pulls out his binoculars and looks at Trys*

[Anthony Johanson]

Eh maybe, we shall see.

Maybe we will...

[Trystenn]

*pulls out his binoculars and looks at Trys*
I keep getting this wierd feeling im being watched....

[Anthony Johanson]

I keep getting this wierd feeling im being watched....

*horror music starts playing*

[Trystenn]

*horror music starts playing*
*Starts to shiver*
And someone has been going through my underwear drawer....

[Anthony Johanson]

*Starts to shiver*
And someone has been going through my underwear drawer....

That however, was unexpected.

[Trystenn]

That however, was unexpected.
Im looking at you, JCALL,Emma, and BigJay....

[Tommy]

*Starts to shiver*
And someone has been going through my underwear drawer....
*hides under Trys's bed with an arrow*

[Trystenn]

I just wanted this,

[Trystenn]

*hides under Trys's bed with an arrow*
D*mn You Emma!!!!
I wanted the 2000 post!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

I just wanted this,

We can't always get what we want.

[Tommy]

D*mn You Emma!!!!
I wanted the 2000 post!!!
HAHA! I am like that kid from The Simpsons.

[Trystenn]

We can't always get what we want.
Whats wierd is that i was just sitting their for a minute going, "Hey, maybe im the only one who noticed"

[Trystenn]

HAHA! I am like that kid from The Simpsons.
lol, thoguh it still kinda sucks its still cool because, well your Emma

[Tommy]

lol, thoguh it still kinda sucks its still cool because, well your Emma
Word up....

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/818/21mk.jpg

[Trystenn]

Word up....

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/818/21mk.jpg
Thats not you, your blonde and (i think) have shorter hair since you cut it.

[Tommy]

Thats not you, your blonde and (i think) have shorter hair since you cut it.
No, tis not. But I felt the need to post some sort of image.

[Tommy]

For some one who scored a 90% on a purity test I am so dirty.

[Trystenn]

No, tis not. But I felt the need to post some sort of image.
Post Casper Van Dien and be awestruck.

[Tommy]

Post Casper Van Dien and be awestruck.
Here he is holding his big snake...






















http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5876/cvdsnake0ek.jpg

[Trystenn]

Here he is holding his big snake...





http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5876/cvdsnake0ek.jpg
Did you know he was in a Tarzan movie? I didnt even realize it, till i saw how much of a B movie it was.

[Tommy]

Did you know he was in a Tarzan movie? I didnt even realize it, till i saw how much of a B movie it was.
Not until like five minutes ago.

I did like him in Modern Vampires.

[Tommy]

I killed the thread.

[Anthony Johanson]

I killed the thread.

Nah, it's just going to be a long silent period for a couple of hours.

[Sean McClain]

Nah, it's just going to be a long silent period for a couple of hours.
They say "Silence is Golden."

By that logic, this means that "Applesauce is Platinum."

The world has gone CRAZY! :eek:

[Anthony Johanson]

They say "Silence is Golden."

By that logic, this means that "Applesauce is Platinum."

The world has gone CRAZY! :eek:

You noticed that now? :p :D

[Sean McClain]

You noticed that now? :p :D
But, what is Xanthium?

[Stretch Dude]

I like it, though I've come to symbolize you by the Squirrel Girl one.

Though I have no room to judge, because I change my Avatar every other week it seems, or sooner in some cases.

Feh on you indecisives. I've had the same avatar since I got it!

[Stretch Dude]

*Starts to shiver*
And someone has been going through my underwear drawer....

Your underwear drawer would scare anyone. :D

[Stretch Dude]

But, what is Xanthium?

Potato salad, obviously.

[Sean McClain]

Potato salad, obviously.
Then Batman is Krypton.

While a clay pot is Aluminum.

[Stretch Dude]

Then Batman is Krypton.

Wait...so if Superman is the last son of Krypton...ye gods! :eek:

[Sean McClain]

Wait...so if Superman is the last son of Krypton...ye gods! :eek:
Mickey Mouse was right!

[The Dog]

Feh on you indecisives. I've had the same avatar since I got it!

I haven't found the perfect one yet. When I do find it, it shall forevermore be my avatar. Until I find a better one.

[Phrozen]

*starts exporting Saffron from World India*

[Tommy]

Yeah, so I wrote the first chapter or so to my story. I have a feeling no one besides me is going to find it interesting though. :(

[The Dog]

Yeah, so I wrote the first chapter or so to my story. I have a feeling no one besides me is going to find it interesting though. :(

What's it about? I might find it interesting.

[Tommy]

What's it about? I might find it interesting.
Well I am trying to set up a five-way war over some mystical artifacts. But most of the first chapter is discussion about where the artifacts are (or at least two of them) and who all is fighting, and why people are doing what they are doing. So it is a lot of historical stuff.

However I hope I got my mysteriously evil character suitably built up.

[Anthony Johanson]

Well I am trying to set up a five-way war over some mystical artifacts. But most of the first chapter is discussion about where the artifacts are (or at least two of them) and who all is fighting, and why people are doing what they are doing. So it is a lot of historical stuff.

However I hope I got my mysteriously evil character suitably built up.

Sounds interesting.

[Trystenn]

I killed the thread.
Dont be silly, silly!

[Tommy]

Allright if you want to read my story.. here it is, it has been a long time since I wrote anything though... (it is probibly pretty dull)




The bar was dirty. It was inhabited by a few drunken louts who were in the process of inebriating themselves enough to fall sleep. Obscenities were hurled back and forth between the patrons all of whom were too lazy to get up and settle their differences with fists. Into this dark and murky atmosphere stepped a man in a blue cloak. The cloak’s hood was pulled over his head rendering his face in almost total shadow. He calmly made his way around the various tables to the furthest and darkest back corner where a young woman sat facing the wall.

The woman was wearing a low cut Italian dress, but she was obviously of Mohammedan descent. She raised her glass of beer to him as he sat down.

“King Joska, always a pleasure.” She said in perfect Hungarian.

“Delilah, I told you to not call me that in public.” He said as his mouth turned into a frown.

“My dear friend, we are surrounded by your drunken subjects all of whom are intent upon fighting with each other, I highly doubt anyone in this room has ears good enough to pick up our conversation,” she said with a smile.

“So I take it you have been in Italy?” Joska asked pointing at her dress.

“Lacriza Borgia sends her love.” Delilah said smirking.

“Quite an accomplishment considering how long she has been dead.”

“Well dead as she is, her diary is not.”

“And what would I care of in a diary written by the Pope’s bastard daughter?” asked Joska incredulously.

“Well are you not always looking for some new weapon in case the Khan decides to invade your domain yet again?” Delilah asked.

“And what would dead Italians know of such weapons?”

“Well it seems Cesare Borgia was excavating the old residence of the Pope and found some sort of potent weapon. Using this weapon he was able to subjugate most of the Italian peninsula, right up until his poisoning. Upon his death bead he split the weapon in two, one part he gave to the Catholic Church and the other he gave to his beloved sister to hide. Which she did, rather successfully I might add. Up until this surfaced,” At this point Delilah removed a small leather bound diary from underneath the folds of her dress.

“And what use would I have of half a weapon?” asked Joska.

“Despite being halved it seems this device still holds phenomenal power. Enough that Hungary could possibly expand for the first time in centuries. Plus I am sure we could procure the other half from the Pope’s vaults,” she said with a smirk.

“So you have this part?”

“Sadly no. Word got out prior to my arrival in Italy. Everyone is after it. The sultan, The Khan, The Pope, there are even rumors that,” she moved in and barely whispered, “She is after it.”

“So you don’t have this part?” He asked as he leaned his chair against the wall.

“Well, not right at the moment. I got out and hopefully they are all on my trail. I left the item’s location with a trusted accomplice who will bring it to your castle.”

“If this ludicrous story of yours is true then I might finally be able to throw certain yokes off the ox that is my country. After all there is one prize I have been lusting after for some time,” he smiled sweetly.

“You can’t mean…”

“Yes, I would reach out my hand and pluck Latvia.”

“That is a foul country, filled with demons and witches. And she rules over it all. The sun never shines there!” Delilah’s face contorted into a look of shock.

“Foul though it may be, the port of Riga is the only access point for supplies for the entire eastern provinces of the Khan’s kingdom. With it, our poor nation could become richer than any other on this miserable earth. We have waited too long for an opportunity like this to pass it up.”

“What opportunity? No mere weapon would make invading Latvia anything less than Suicide?” Delilah asked horrified.

“This,” Joska said as he handed her a sheet of parchment from his cloak. “It is a summons to speak with the Pope in Avignon. We are mere months away from having a crusade declared. And unless we can launch a preemptive attack, I will be forced to lead my troops into a war I do not wish to fight.”

“Do you know what they say about her in whispers across the palaces of the Sultan? They say she is a god of the old Pharaohs who so offended Ra that he cast her to the earth and decreed that the Sun would never shine on her again. She wandered the lands traveling north where she found a nest of demons. And that is the nation you think to invade?” asked Delilah.
“Merely stories told to frighten small Mohammedan children into good behavior,” Joska said dismissively. “I do not really believe that there is some queen of Latvia. It seems more like a story told to halt the expansion of the Khan. However if there was a Queen of Latvia, I suppose someone would have to eradicate her, and even if there wasn’t some one would have to gather intelligence about Latvia’s defenses,” King Joska said raising an eyebrow.

“I might have been your assassin and your spy in the past Joska, but I will not do this for you,” she said sternly.

“You are the best. The best in the whole wide world. You somehow travel twice as fast as all others, you are as silent as a cat, and you are smarter than all the learned men in this kingdom together. You are capable of this.”

“I am not doing it.”

“Do this for me, and I will not only make you queen, I will grant you governorship over all of Latvia once it is mine to give.”

“Queen?” she asked in a hushed tone.

“You would no longer be that wretched thing you were all those years ago in Cairo. All would bow to your grace.”

He watched as a million childhood fantasies played out on her face.

“All right. I will try this.”

“Good, I will leave word with our mutual acquaintance to supply you when you leave. For tomorrow I must ride to Avignon,” he said as he stood.

There was a whistling sound, and he caught a gleam of light. Suddenly in Delilah’s upraised hand was a knife pointed at his chest. “Be careful,” she said, “I won’t be with you to catch things.”

She hurled the knife backwards out of her hand and into the flash of a man who was reaching for a second knife.

[Trystenn]

Allright if you want to read my story.. here it is, it has been a long time since I wrote anything though... (it is probibly pretty dull)




The bar was dirty. It was inhabited by a few drunken louts who were in the process of inebriating themselves enough to fall sleep. Obscenities were hurled back and forth between the patrons all of whom were too lazy to get up and settle their differences with fists. Into this dark and murky atmosphere stepped a man in a blue cloak. The cloak’s hood was pulled over his head rendering his face in almost total shadow. He calmly made his way around the various tables to the furthest and darkest back corner where a young woman sat facing the wall.

The woman was wearing a low cut Italian dress, but she was obviously of Mohammedan descent. She raised her glass of beer to him as he sat down.

“King Joska, always a pleasure.” She said in perfect Hungarian.

“Delilah, I told you to not call me that in public.” He said as his mouth turned into a frown.

“My dear friend, we are surrounded by your drunken subjects all of whom are intent upon fighting with each other, I highly doubt anyone in this room has ears good enough to pick up our conversation,” she said with a smile.

“So I take it you have been in Italy?” Joska asked pointing at her dress.

“Lacriza Borgia sends her love.” Delilah said smirking.

“Quite an accomplishment considering how long she has been dead.”

“Well dead as she is, her diary is not.”

“And what would I care of in a diary written by the Pope’s bastard daughter?” asked Joska incredulously.

“Well are you not always looking for some new weapon in case the Khan decides to invade your domain yet again?” Delilah asked.

“And what would dead Italians know of such weapons?”

“Well it seems Cesare Borgia was excavating the old residence of the Pope and found some sort of potent weapon. Using this weapon he was able to subjugate most of the Italian peninsula, right up until his poisoning. Upon his death bead he split the weapon in two, one part he gave to the Catholic Church and the other he gave to his beloved sister to hide. Which she did, rather successfully I might add. Up until this surfaced,” At this point Delilah removed a small leather bound diary from underneath the folds of her dress.

“And what use would I have of half a weapon?” asked Joska.

“Despite being halved it seems this device still holds phenomenal power. Enough that Hungary could possibly expand for the first time in centuries. Plus I am sure we could procure the other half from the Pope’s vaults,” she said with a smirk.

“So you have this part?”

“Sadly no. Word got out prior to my arrival in Italy. Everyone is after it. The sultan, The Khan, The Pope, there are even rumors that,” she moved in and barely whispered, “She is after it.”

“So you don’t have this part?” He asked as he leaned his chair against the wall.

“Well, not right at the moment. I got out and hopefully they are all on my trail. I left the item’s location with a trusted accomplice who will bring it to your castle.”

“If this ludicrous story of yours is true then I might finally be able to throw certain yokes off the ox that is my country. After all there is one prize I have been lusting after for some time,” he smiled sweetly.

“You can’t mean…”

“Yes, I would reach out my hand and pluck Latvia.”

“That is a foul country, filled with demons and witches. And she rules over it all. The sun never shines there!” Delilah’s face contorted into a look of shock.

“Foul though it may be, the port of Riga is the only access point for supplies for the entire eastern provinces of the Khan’s kingdom. With it, our poor nation could become richer than any other on this miserable earth. We have waited too long for an opportunity like this to pass it up.”

“What opportunity? No mere weapon would make invading Latvia anything less than Suicide?” Delilah asked horrified.

“This,” Joska said as he handed her a sheet of parchment from his cloak. “It is a summons to speak with the Pope in Avignon. We are mere months away from having a crusade declared. And unless we can launch a preemptive attack, I will be forced to lead my troops into a war I do not wish to fight.”

“Do you know what they say about her in whispers across the palaces of the Sultan? They say she is a god of the old Pharaohs who so offended Ra that he cast her to the earth and decreed that the Sun would never shine on her again. She wandered the lands traveling north where she found a nest of demons. And that is the nation you think to invade?” asked Delilah.
“Merely stories told to frighten small Mohammedan children into good behavior,” Joska said dismissively. “I do not really believe that there is some queen of Latvia. It seems more like a story told to halt the expansion of the Khan. However if there was a Queen of Latvia, I suppose someone would have to eradicate her, and even if there wasn’t some one would have to gather intelligence about Latvia’s defenses,” King Joska said raising an eyebrow.

“I might have been your assassin and your spy in the past Joska, but I will not do this for you,” she said sternly.

“You are the best. The best in the whole wide world. You somehow travel twice as fast as all others, you are as silent as a cat, and you are smarter than all the learned men in this kingdom together. You are capable of this.”

“I am not doing it.”

“Do this for me, and I will not only make you queen, I will grant you governorship over all of Latvia once it is mine to give.”

“Queen?” she asked in a hushed tone.

“You would no longer be that wretched thing you were all those years ago in Cairo. All would bow to your grace.”

He watched as a million childhood fantasies played out on her face.

“All right. I will try this.”

“Good, I will leave word with our mutual acquaintance to supply you when you leave. For tomorrow I must ride to Avignon,” he said as he stood.

There was a whistling sound, and he caught a gleam of light. Suddenly in Delilah’s upraised hand was a knife pointed at his chest. “Be careful,” she said, “I won’t be with you to catch things.”

She hurled the knife backwards out of her hand and into the flash of a man who was reaching for a second knife.


Is this the beginning?

[Tommy]

Is this the beginning?
Yeah.

I take it you didn't like it/or were confused.

[Trystenn]

Yeah.

I take it you didn't like it/or were confused.
No no no, it just seems that there is a lot of backstory is all, i liked it, kinda of a throwback to those old Detective stories you know?

[The Dog]

Allright if you want to read my story.. here it is, it has been a long time since I wrote anything though... (it is probibly pretty dull)




The bar was dirty. It was inhabited by a few drunken louts who were in the process of inebriating themselves enough to fall sleep. Obscenities were hurled back and forth between the patrons all of whom were too lazy to get up and settle their differences with fists. Into this dark and murky atmosphere stepped a man in a blue cloak. The cloak’s hood was pulled over his head rendering his face in almost total shadow. He calmly made his way around the various tables to the furthest and darkest back corner where a young woman sat facing the wall.

The woman was wearing a low cut Italian dress, but she was obviously of Mohammedan descent. She raised her glass of beer to him as he sat down.

“King Joska, always a pleasure.” She said in perfect Hungarian.

“Delilah, I told you to not call me that in public.” He said as his mouth turned into a frown.

“My dear friend, we are surrounded by your drunken subjects all of whom are intent upon fighting with each other, I highly doubt anyone in this room has ears good enough to pick up our conversation,” she said with a smile.

“So I take it you have been in Italy?” Joska asked pointing at her dress.

“Lacriza Borgia sends her love.” Delilah said smirking.

“Quite an accomplishment considering how long she has been dead.”

“Well dead as she is, her diary is not.”

“And what would I care of in a diary written by the Pope’s bastard daughter?” asked Joska incredulously.

“Well are you not always looking for some new weapon in case the Khan decides to invade your domain yet again?” Delilah asked.

“And what would dead Italians know of such weapons?”

“Well it seems Cesare Borgia was excavating the old residence of the Pope and found some sort of potent weapon. Using this weapon he was able to subjugate most of the Italian peninsula, right up until his poisoning. Upon his death bead he split the weapon in two, one part he gave to the Catholic Church and the other he gave to his beloved sister to hide. Which she did, rather successfully I might add. Up until this surfaced,” At this point Delilah removed a small leather bound diary from underneath the folds of her dress.

“And what use would I have of half a weapon?” asked Joska.

“Despite being halved it seems this device still holds phenomenal power. Enough that Hungary could possibly expand for the first time in centuries. Plus I am sure we could procure the other half from the Pope’s vaults,” she said with a smirk.

“So you have this part?”

“Sadly no. Word got out prior to my arrival in Italy. Everyone is after it. The sultan, The Khan, The Pope, there are even rumors that,” she moved in and barely whispered, “She is after it.”

“So you don’t have this part?” He asked as he leaned his chair against the wall.

“Well, not right at the moment. I got out and hopefully they are all on my trail. I left the item’s location with a trusted accomplice who will bring it to your castle.”

“If this ludicrous story of yours is true then I might finally be able to throw certain yokes off the ox that is my country. After all there is one prize I have been lusting after for some time,” he smiled sweetly.

“You can’t mean…”

“Yes, I would reach out my hand and pluck Latvia.”

“That is a foul country, filled with demons and witches. And she rules over it all. The sun never shines there!” Delilah’s face contorted into a look of shock.

“Foul though it may be, the port of Riga is the only access point for supplies for the entire eastern provinces of the Khan’s kingdom. With it, our poor nation could become richer than any other on this miserable earth. We have waited too long for an opportunity like this to pass it up.”

“What opportunity? No mere weapon would make invading Latvia anything less than Suicide?” Delilah asked horrified.

“This,” Joska said as he handed her a sheet of parchment from his cloak. “It is a summons to speak with the Pope in Avignon. We are mere months away from having a crusade declared. And unless we can launch a preemptive attack, I will be forced to lead my troops into a war I do not wish to fight.”

“Do you know what they say about her in whispers across the palaces of the Sultan? They say she is a god of the old Pharaohs who so offended Ra that he cast her to the earth and decreed that the Sun would never shine on her again. She wandered the lands traveling north where she found a nest of demons. And that is the nation you think to invade?” asked Delilah.
“Merely stories told to frighten small Mohammedan children into good behavior,” Joska said dismissively. “I do not really believe that there is some queen of Latvia. It seems more like a story told to halt the expansion of the Khan. However if there was a Queen of Latvia, I suppose someone would have to eradicate her, and even if there wasn’t some one would have to gather intelligence about Latvia’s defenses,” King Joska said raising an eyebrow.

“I might have been your assassin and your spy in the past Joska, but I will not do this for you,” she said sternly.

“You are the best. The best in the whole wide world. You somehow travel twice as fast as all others, you are as silent as a cat, and you are smarter than all the learned men in this kingdom together. You are capable of this.”

“I am not doing it.”

“Do this for me, and I will not only make you queen, I will grant you governorship over all of Latvia once it is mine to give.”

“Queen?” she asked in a hushed tone.

“You would no longer be that wretched thing you were all those years ago in Cairo. All would bow to your grace.”

He watched as a million childhood fantasies played out on her face.

“All right. I will try this.”

“Good, I will leave word with our mutual acquaintance to supply you when you leave. For tomorrow I must ride to Avignon,” he said as he stood.

There was a whistling sound, and he caught a gleam of light. Suddenly in Delilah’s upraised hand was a knife pointed at his chest. “Be careful,” she said, “I won’t be with you to catch things.”

She hurled the knife backwards out of her hand and into the flash of a man who was reaching for a second knife.

That was pretty good. You write well and should continue this story, because now I've got to know more about whether or not the Queen of Latvia is a fallen God or not.

And bastard daughter of the Pope!? I've got to learn more about that!