Next time you see me, I could be wearing a dress

[Fabian]

Slow day at work and as always with slow days, some of the coworkers and I come up with shennanigans to entertain ourselves.

So me and one of the cocktail servers were talking and she was challenging me and another bartender and a waiter to a bet. The bet was that if she beat us in pool, we would have to wear a flowery dress and she's taking us to a lesbian bar.

However if she looses more games than she wins, we decided that she's going to wear a skimpy Psylocke costume and show up at WWLA dressed this way and we'll have the geeks take photos with her.

We're all supposed to meet-up at a bar tonight and I should leave in roughly an hour.


Wish me luck

[Doug Strange]

Wish me luckYou're kidding, right? We all hope you choke.

Some of us have been waiting a long time to check out those gams.

[Fabian]

You're kidding, right? We all hope you choke.

Some of us have been waiting a long time to check out those gams.
You're going to the lesbian bar she picked or you want photos? I'm going to avoid as many cameras as possible

[kmeyers]

British Psylocke, or Asian Psylocke?

[Fabian]

British Psylocke, or Asian Psylocke?
Most likely a combo, so BritAsian Pyslocke. She has black hair and has an exotic look. She looked Greek when I first met her and we thought about Elektra but Jennifer Garner nixed that. We're open to suggestions of course, I personally thought she could pull off the Scarlet Witch

[Doug Strange]

You're going to the lesbian bar she picked or you want photos? I'm going to avoid as many cameras as possibleI'll do anything.

ANYTHING!

[StoneGold]

Wouldn't it have been funnier if she took you to a gay bar in a dress?

[Fabian]

Wouldn't it have been funnier if she took you to a gay bar in a dress?
Yeah but I wasn't about to tell her that. I rather have drunken lesbians hitting on me than a horde of gay people.

[StoneGold]

Oh, and Vampirella.

[kmeyers]

Most likely a combo, so BritAsian Pyslocke. She has black hair and has an exotic look. She looked Greek when I first met her and we thought about Elektra but Jennifer Garner nixed that. We're open to suggestions of course, I personally thought she could pull off the Scarlet Witch
well, if you have to wear a dress, she should have to dye her hair purple.

[Fabian]

Oh, and Vampirella.
Nah, she'll think it's a standard run of the mill vampire woman and just wear her Halloween costume. That's no fun, we want a ridiculous costume that's somewhat skimpy.

[Fabian]

well, if you have to wear a dress, she should have to dye her hair purple.
We're working on that. I found her myspace account, and I'm trying to post get a good photo to give you guys an idea

[StoneGold]

Cloud?

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/clouddefenders1.jpg

[Fabian]

Damn the blurry pics but I found one

http://myspace-056.vo.llnwd.net/00253/65/04/253764056_l.jpg
Girl in the white top

[kmeyers]

Girl in the white top
did her.

.

[Fabian]

did her.
Eh, she likes rockabilly guys. She's dating some chubby cheek bastard with ridiculous sideburns. She'd probably dig you though

[kmeyers]

Eh, she likes rockabilly guys. She's dating some chubby cheek bastard with ridiculous sideburns. She'd probably dig you though
well, let's kick this guys ass then...

[Fabian]

well, let's kick this guys ass then...
Would you? The shock of it could make her break her pool game and I won't have to wear a dress

[StoneGold]

I'm honestly not sure which outcome would be more entertaining. Because I can always pull out the luchadore masks.

[Fabian]

I'm honestly not sure which outcome would be more entertaining. Because I can always pull out the luchadore masks.
Flowery dress and a luchadore mask?

Brilliant. The lesbians won't know what hit 'em

[kmeyers]

Would you? The shock of it could make her break her pool game and I won't have to wear a dress
but what if you feel pretty?

[Fabian]

but what if you feel pretty?
I don't need a dress for that

[twilight]

did her.

.

Who hasn't?

[K'Nort]

Eh, she likes rockabilly guys. She's dating some chubby cheek bastard with ridiculous sideburns. She'd probably dig you though

Oh. Somehow I was thinking she was a lesbian too.

[Justin Davis]

Flowery dress and a luchadore mask?

Brilliant. The lesbians won't know what hit 'em

So . . many . . innuendos. . .


Okay, maybe not that many.

[Fabian]

Just an update.


I won last night so no dress for me. I was quite inebriated too so I'm going o rub it in their faces

[StoneGold]

Aw. and we were going to have Deathlok give you pointers.

[Fabian]

Aw. and we were going to have Deathlok give you pointers.
But I like making sense in my posts and don't want to be as annoying.

I still feel like I suck at pool though. I made the hard shots but missed all the easy ones

[Charles RB]

I won last night so no dress for me.

Way to spoil our fun.

[Smell]

I'm going to be at WWLA, who should I ask for at the door, or will you all be wearing name tags? Or will the pins ruin your flowery dresses?

Dom

smells floral

[Fabian]

Way to spoil our fun.
But I'm getting someone else to dress like Psylocke.



Fools. I would look horrible in a dress

[Charles RB]

But I'm getting someone else to dress like Psylocke.

But that's only worth if it's the cool, early 80s Marvel UK Psylocke, before the X-Men got their grubby mits on her.

[howyadoin]

But I'm getting someone else to dress like Psylocke.When is this, again?

[Paul McEnery]

Yeah but I wasn't about to tell her that. I rather have drunken lesbians hitting on me than a horde of gay people.
Someone's going to have to break it to you.

Sorry dude, but lesbians are gay.

You can try wearing a dress -- god knows, we all have -- but it ain't gonna work. :D

[Gilda Dent]

Someone's going to have to break it to you.

Sorry dude, but lesbians are gay.

You can try wearing a dress -- god knows, we all have -- but it ain't gonna work. :D

Listen to the man. He speaks the truth. The beer goggles don't come strong enough for that.

Gilda

[Fabian]

I'm going to be at WWLA, who should I ask for at the door, or will you all be wearing name tags? Or will the pins ruin your flowery dresses?

Dom

smells floral
I won so no dress for me. Now I have to pick out her costume. Where's a good resource? The skimpier, the more humiliating, the better

Oh and my name tag reads "Latin Elvis"

[Dom]

I won so no dress for me. Now I have to pick out her costume. Where's a good resource? The skimpier, the more humiliating, the better

Oh and my name tag reads "Latin Elvis"


Just paint it on her.

Super skimpy.

Wait, is she hot?

[Paul McEnery]

I won so no dress for me. Now I have to pick out her costume. Where's a good resource? The skimpier, the more humiliating, the better

Oh and my name tag reads "Latin Elvis"
Of course, the stand-up thing to do would be to show up in the dress anyway.

You know you want to.

[Fabian]

Of course, the stand-up thing to do would be to show up in the dress anyway.

You know you want to.
Not since you told me lesbians are gay I'm not

[Jade69/Legolaslady]

I won so no dress for me. Now I have to pick out her costume. Where's a good resource? The skimpier, the more humiliating, the better

Oh and my name tag reads "Latin Elvis"
Only if she lets you post her picture on here *nod*

[howyadoin]

Only if she lets you post her picture on here *nod*There's a pic of her on the first page of this thread.

[Jade69/Legolaslady]

There's a pic of her on the first page of this thread.
Yes, which is why I want to see one of her in the costume ;)

[Deathlok]

oh boy! If I wear a dress, can I come

[Deathlok]

Ready to go!

http://tinypic.com/hsvtxx.jpg

[tricksterpup]

I'm honestly not sure which outcome would be more entertaining. Because I can always pull out the luchadore masks.
There is a comment there, but I am just not sure why you have a Luchadore Mask? I would find it even more amusing if it was Red and Black.

[tricksterpup]

I won so no dress for me. Now I have to pick out her costume. Where's a good resource? The skimpier, the more humiliating, the better

Oh and my name tag reads "Latin Elvis"
Did you really win or are you fibbing? Well in honor of her wearing the Psylock costume, you should dress up in something fitting as well?

[Fabian]

Did you really win or are you fibbing? Well in honor of her wearing the Psylock costume, you should dress up in something fitting as well?
I really won. I'll try and take her photo when she gets the costume. The other guy and I will be looking over costume ideas but we're pretty set on Psylocke. Now I need to print out a photo of Psylocke so she can start working on it.

oh boy! If I wear a dress, can I come
Hell no

[Erkoban]

How to make a superheroine costume...

take some dental floss...

... and let the fun begin

[Perry Holley]

Listen to the man. He speaks the truth. The beer goggles don't come strong enough for that.Yager-goggles?
Tequila-goggles?

You can lie, if necessary. Let the poor boy have some small, delusional amount of hope here...

[thehod]

I really won. I'll try and take her photo when she gets the costume. The other guy and I will be looking over costume ideas but we're pretty set on Psylocke. Now I need to print out a photo of Psylocke so she can start working on it.

I'm guessing she's not a huge comic fan, and so therefore wouldn't know the difference between Psylocke and Phantom Lady (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Action_Comics_639.jpg) .

I think you can see where this is going.

[Fabian]

I'm guessing she's not a huge comic fan, and so therefore wouldn't know the difference between Psylocke and Phantom Lady (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Action_Comics_639.jpg) .

I think you can see where this is going.
But how many geeks would know who that was? I think they'll drool over her more as Psylocke or Scarlet Witch. Unless she loses again and she can wear TWO costumes. I just don't have confidence in my pool game to beat her again.

[thehod]

But how many geeks would know who that was? I think they'll drool over her more as Psylocke or Scarlet Witch. Unless she loses again and she can wear TWO costumes. I just don't have confidence in my pool game to beat her again.

You get a woman dressed up as Phantom Lady, and geeks'll drool over her regardless of whether they knew who Phantom Lady was or not. Unless, of course, its Rosanne Barr playing the part.

To be fair, push any female towards a geek and they'll drool anyway, whatever they may be wearing.

[K'Nort]

I agree that the Phantom Lady costume is hotter than the Psylocke costume.