The Red Menace

[The Xenos]

Red hair, light skin, frecked. We've all seen them walking around in public. They creep us out and make us sick to our stomachs. They are born with a disease that causes red hair, light skin, and freckles.

This dissease is called Gingervitis and it occurse because these Gingers have no soul. Because of their light skin, Gingers must avoid the sun not unlike vampires.

Now there are some with red hair without the lighter skin or evne freckles. These creatures are called Daywalkers.

Like vampires, the ginger genes are a curse. Unless we work to combat this curse and elminate the Gingers, they threaten to envelop the Earth in darkness for all time. It's time we admit to ourselves that Gingers are vile and disgusting.

Make no mistake Gingers are evil. You know who else was Ginger? Judas and he got our Lord and master Jesus killed.

If you think the Ginger problem is not a serious one...
http://www.azhdarcho.com/Credits/carrottop.jpg
...think again.
-Xenos

[Converge]

I thought(hoped?) this topic was about menstruation.

[Monkey Boy]

I'll be the first to sign up and help defeat this plague that is devouring the very soul of this world. Gingers must be stopped at any cost.

[Crowley]

that was a great episode of South Park...


I'm a daywalker...

[WhiteRose]

Fear not the redheads! As they are your sexy friends! They must be learned from and understood, not hunted and eliminated!

I think I am an unnatural Ginger. Dyed red hair, lightish-tan skin and a few freckles. But my red hair is ultraviolet red awesomeness.

[David Bedlam]

I thought(hoped?) this topic was about menstruation.

I expected this to be about Communism. Or New Labour.

[Cam63]

If you think the Ginger problem is not a serious one...
http://www.azhdarcho.com/Credits/carrottop.jpg
...think again.
-Xenos

Hasn't someone shot him yet ?

[Magneto_X]

Saw South Park, huh?

[Matt Algren]

Red hair, light skin, frecked. We've all seen them walking around in public. They creep us out and make us sick to our stomachs. They are born with a disease that causes red hair, light skin, and freckles.

This dissease is called Gingervitis and it occurse because these Gingers have no soul. Because of their light skin, Gingers must avoid the sun not unlike vampires.
http://dougbarber.com/red/db_LilRed2j3.jpg

Aww, sick!

http://dougbarber.com/red/db_TurnerReeseLindner1.jpg

Gross!!!

It's a good thing there's finally a registry (http://dougbarber.com/red/index.html) so we can keep track of these menaces to society!

[Cam63]

http://www.filmnoirdenver.com/images/mugs1/mgdinameyernew.JPG

I dunno. Some have their moments.

[Magneto_X]

Who's that, Cam? She's hot.

[Cam63]

Me Mudda !

[Cam63]

...Truthfully, she's Dina Meyer.

[WhiteRose]

SEXY ORACLE WOMAN!

I mean... I do not have a strange and disturbing obsession for that woman!

*quietly hides 'Starship Troopers' and 'Saw' behind her back*

[Lester C.]

http://www.filmnoirdenver.com/images/mugs1/mgdinameyernew.JPG

I dunno. Some have their moments.

Who's that, Cam? She's hot.

Me Mudda !

So I’m to gather that your hot mudda has her “moments.” And people here call me a perv.

[Lester C.]

SEXY ORACLE WOMAN!

I mean... I do not have a strange and disturbing obsession for that woman!

*quietly hides 'Starship Troopers' and 'Saw' behind her back*

My post made a lot more sense because I thought she meant saw as in the tool but it turns out it’s a movie.

[The Xenos]

*quietly hides 'Starship Troopers' and 'Saw' behind her back*

She was in Saw?! Dammit. Now I REALLY am pissed I didn't see Saw.

Errr... I mean that dirty sinking Ginger!

-Xenos

[WhiteRose]

She was in Saw?! Dammit. Now I REALLY am pissed I didn't see Saw.

Errr... I mean that dirty sinking Ginger!

-Xenos

Is it wrong of me to have only seen that movie because someone told me she was in it?

For only like, two minutes?

And she was all very clinical and factual and kinda very hot while talking about a guy who bled to death in a room of razor-wire.

Wow, that sounded wrong, even for me.

[Michael P]

Clearly, the only way to remove these unfortunates from the gene pool is to breed with them and override their flawed traits with our own, superior DNA.

This will, of course, require a select few of us to breed with a great many of them. It's a dangerous and gruesome task, but I gladly offer myself to lead the way.

[WhiteRose]

You're a brave man, Michael. A brave man indeed.

I salute you, son. Godspeed.

[Tommy]

Clearly, the only way to remove these unfortunates from the gene pool is to breed with them and override their flawed traits with our own, superior DNA.

This will, of course, require a select few of us to breed with a great many of them. It's a dangerous and gruesome task, but I gladly offer myself to lead the way.
Only if you are Asian. Asian's don't carry the Ginger gene. I knew a man who married an Asian for just that reason.

[Lubichev]

The bully from A Christmas Story. Such a bad seed.

"Cry you little baby. Cry!"

[Azrael52]

"I'd rather be dead like a knot on a log than be read in the head like the ___________ on a dog."

One of my alltime favorite Dr. Seus rhymes from preschool.

[Magneto_X]

...Truthfully, she's Dina Meyer.

Had a crush on her ever since I saw Starship Troopers.

She was great in Saw 2.

[Calamas]

Clearly, the only way to remove these unfortunates from the gene pool is to breed with them and override their flawed traits with our own, superior DNA.You're a brave man, Michael. A brave man indeed.Without question. Anyone willing to breed with CarrotTop. . . .

[Crowley]

me as that Goddamn Batman:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/goddamnitBatman.jpg

[Cam63]

Yeah, I believe you'd keep Gotham safe.

[WhiteRose]

Truly, that beard is terrifying.

As is the floppy ears. So terrifying, I think my fuzzy slippers just ran away.

[PatrickG]

me as that Goddamn Batman:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/goddamnitBatman.jpg

It's the post-Infinite Crisis Bat-Mite, fresh out of rehab.

The early 90s were not pretty for the imp:

http://comic.eck24.de/images/BATLDK9238.jpg

[Melissa]

Clearly, the only way to remove these unfortunates from the gene pool is to breed with them and override their flawed traits with our own, superior DNA.

This will, of course, require a select few of us to breed with a great many of them. It's a dangerous and gruesome task, but I gladly offer myself to lead the way.

No son, you are mistaken. Breeding will still retain the gene, even as a recessive, many generations down the track. There will eventually be throwbacks, and all of life as we know it will come undone.

Instead, the only answer is to keep them from breeding. How? Same-gender lovin', of course!

I volunteer to take Dina Meyer out of the gene pool.

[Cam63]

Don't worry, Dina.

I'll stop that goddamn bullet !

*Cues kazoo music set to " I Will Always Love You " from The Bodyguard*

[Lester C.]

Don't worry, Dina.

I'll stop that goddamn bullet !

*Cues kazoo music set to " I Will Always Love You " from The Bodyguard*

Bang



Good one less person vying for Dina’s affections. Who's next?

[Matt Algren]

Don't worry, Dina.

I'll stop that goddamn bullet !

*Cues kazoo music set to " I Will Always Love You " from The Bodyguard*
Gingerlover.

[Cam63]

Uhhhh...

Lucky I was wearing my trusty No Harm Will Come To Dubbya vest.

[Lester C.]

Uhhhh...

Lucky I was wearing my trusty No Harm Will Come To Dubbya vest.

Foiled again. Next time I‘m going for a head shot.

[Azrael52]

She was great in Saw 2.

Damn near made me excited till I realized you weren't referring to a sequal, but using 2 as "too". Bastich.

[Azrael52]

Foiled again. Next time I‘m going for a head shot.

No lester! People like us should never use our powers for evil. Besides, a head shot would only serve to piss him off. Everyone knows you don't kill an Australian by shooting them in the head, you've either gotta shoot 'em in the Beer or Donger. Am I right, Cam?

By the by, I've wondered what your thoughts on Fosters is?

[Lester C.]

No lester! People like us should never use our powers for evil. Besides, a head shot would only serve to piss him off. Everyone knows you don't kill an Australian by shooting them in the head, you've either gotta shoot 'em in the Beer or Donger. Am I right, Cam?

By the by, I've wondered what your thoughts on Fosters is?

Who said I was going for the head on his shoulders? I like Cam and want him to live a long productive life...just not with Dina.

[Azrael52]

Ah. Procede.

[Lester C.]

Ah. Procede.

Good man. Can I count on you to hold him down while I go to work?

[Cam63]

No lester! People like us should never use our powers for evil. Besides, a head shot would only serve to piss him off. Everyone knows you don't kill an Australian by shooting them in the head, you've either gotta shoot 'em in the Beer or Donger. Am I right, Cam?

By the by, I've wondered what your thoughts on Fosters is?

Hmmm... Shooting an Australian in the brain is a waste of a bullet due our really thick skulls and shooting the donger or beer will only piss one off to Wolverine berserker rage level.

I think we may be unkillable.

[Cam63]

Oh and Fosters is Australian for " that cats' piss we only sell to foreigners. "

[WhiteRose]

Oh and Fosters is Australian for " that cats' piss we only sell to foreigners. "

It's true. No one I know drinks that stuff.

We are unkillable, goddammit!

Instead, the only answer is to keep them from breeding. How? Same-gender lovin', of course!

I volunteer to take Dina Meyer out of the gene pool.

No no, I can't let you do that Mel. It's too dangerous a task. I will bravely offer my services, put my body on the line to keep Dina occupied enough from breeding. Really, it's the least I can do to stop this particular sexy red-headed menace.

[Azrael52]

Oh and Fosters is Australian for " that cats' piss we only sell to foreigners. "

Do you think we can market that slogan, Cam? It kinda works well.

[Tommy]

We must put a stop to Gingers right now!

[Lester C.]

Why is it that I’m the only one that get yelled at for reviving dead threads?

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Bang



Good one less person vying for Dina’s affections. Who's next?

You gotta go through me next, pal!

[WhiteRose]

You gotta go through me next, pal!

Yeah! You gotta go through him next!

Leave me! For last! For very last!

Damn near made me excited till I realized you weren't referring to a sequal, but using 2 as "too". Bastich.

But...she was great in Saw 2. Seen it 5 times! What? I'm not obsessed, stop looking at me like that.

[the4thpip]

What, nobody posted that pic of buff Carrot Top with his pubics showing yet? You are all sooo slacking.

[Lester C.]

What, nobody posted that pic of buff Carrot Top with his pubics showing yet? You are all sooo slacking.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/carrottop.jpg

[Lubichev]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/carrottop.jpg
Is he working out in the Cosmopolitan office or something?

[Lester C.]

Is he working out in the Cosmopolitan office or something?

There was a debate a while back on whether or not the photos were real but he does look to be heavily muscled on his homepage for what that's wroth.
http://www.carrottop.com/newcarrot/index.html

[Cam63]

It looks a thing of evil.

Avert yer eyes !

[Vesper]

My brother as a kid:

http://webpages.charter.net/vespae/david.jpg

Guess which kid my parents usually sided with?

[Cam63]

The next door neighbour's ?

[Vesper]

Well, it sure wasn't me. :(

[Cam63]

My sympathies.

[Lester C.]

You gotta go through me next, pal!

Yeah! You gotta go through him next!

Leave me! For last! For very last!



But...she was great in Saw 2. Seen it 5 times! What? I'm not obsessed, stop looking at me like that.

I put ninja sleeping powder in Kyuubi’s rum and well I now have his gun. Sorry but Dina going to be all mine.

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[palaeomerus]

No lester! People like us should never use our powers for evil. Besides, a head shot would only serve to piss him off. Everyone knows you don't kill an Australian by shooting them in the head, you've either gotta shoot 'em in the Beer or Donger. Am I right, Cam?

By the by, I've wondered what your thoughts on Fosters is?

Oh please! I've killed PLENTY of Australians by shooting them in the head! That's just an urban leg....hey!...you won't trick me into confessing THAT easily.

Yeah just keep picking on the red heads..meanwhile the bald people continue with their nefarious schemes for world domination. One day you'll wake up and Mr. Clean will be King and you'll have to wash his car for a change.

[Cam63]

I think we have enough, Sergeant. Take him away.

[palaeomerus]

It was self defense! I swear! One of 'em just for snoring too loud!

[WhiteRose]

Oh please! I've killed PLENTY of Australians by shooting them in the head! That's just an urban leg....hey!...you won't trick me into confessing THAT easily.


I think you may have actually killed Kiwis. The only way you can kill an Australian is...

[Cam63]

...Bring in prohibition ?

Nah, we'd just move to another country.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Instead, the only answer is to keep them from breeding. How? Same-gender lovin', of course!

I volunteer to take Dina Meyer out of the gene pool.

Good idea and make sure that you film it.....for educational purposes....

[Karl J. Barnes]

It was self defense! I swear! One of 'em just for snoring too loud!

That's good enough for me. I think, this man deserves a medal and some pie.

[Cam63]

Witchety grub pie !