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Phoney Bone
11-11-2005, 11:37 PM
If the Pilsbury Doughboy eats a cookie, does that make him a cannibal?
Why is it called a driveway?
If a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands butter side down, what happens when you drop a cat with toast on it's back?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If God can do anything, can he make a rock that's to heavy for him to lift?
SMELL THE BEFUDDLEMENT!!
Kyuubi
11-12-2005, 12:24 AM
At what age do you tell a highway that it's adopted?
ElvisGuy
11-12-2005, 12:31 AM
Will Andy Warhol be right? Will everyone be famous for 15 minutes?..I mean how the hell will there be enough room for everyone at The Betty Ford Clinic?!!
Lunar Daydreamer
11-12-2005, 02:26 PM
"The deeper things in life... like what the bark on a tree is made out of" :p
K'Nort
11-12-2005, 02:40 PM
What the hell is dripping?
Lester C.
11-12-2005, 02:58 PM
When I move to California what will become of my comic book collection?
Briareos
11-12-2005, 05:10 PM
Has Zatanna ever stopped a villian by saying "MUC"?
If the Pilsbury Doughboy eats a cookie, does that make him a cannibal?
No more than me eating bacon.
Why is it called a driveway?
If a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands butter side down, what happens when you drop a cat with toast on it's back?
Cold fusion, silly!
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
And why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?
If God can do anything, can he make a rock that's to heavy for him to lift?
SMELL THE BEFUDDLEMENT!!
Yes, but he can also then make himself able to lift it.
SoulOnIce
11-12-2005, 05:19 PM
When I move to California what will become of my comic book collection?
See: http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=91757
Lester C.
11-12-2005, 05:25 PM
See: http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=91757
I laughed hard when I followed your link but to be honest with you when I can’t put a monetary value on my comics despite the fact I have some pretty valuable one. They are all like my children and I can’t part with any of them including the ones that went bad like Batman city of light. What I want to do is to give them to my dealer and have him give them out to people what really want them for free but I’m afraid he might just sell them hence my dilemma.
K'Nort
11-12-2005, 05:26 PM
I laughed hard when I followed your link but to be honest with you when I can’t put a monetary value on my comics despite the fact I have some pretty valuable one. They are all like my children and I can’t part with any of them including the ones that went bad like Batman city of light. What I want to do is to give them to my dealer and have him give them out to people what really want them for free but I’m afraid he might just sell them hence my dilemma.
What about calling something like a children's hospital and seeing if they want them?
Lester C.
11-12-2005, 05:32 PM
What about calling something like a children's hospital and seeing if they want them?
A good suggestion. I keep it in mind when the time comes.
What is it called when you lose your sense of smell?
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What is it called when you lose your sense of smell?
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It's called anosmia.
You have ALL the answers!
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Cam63
11-12-2005, 08:13 PM
Has Zatanna ever stopped a villian by saying "MUC"?
Seriously, that'd work !
Lester C.
11-12-2005, 08:59 PM
What is it called when you lose your sense of smell?
Check out my new all ages comic site for parents/teachers/librarians http://comicsintheclassroom.net/
Osmosis and don't ask me how I know that.
Cam63
11-12-2005, 09:17 PM
I thought it was called " pull your fingers outta your nose, wanker ! "
SoulOnIce
11-12-2005, 09:25 PM
I laughed hard when I followed your link but to be honest with you when I can’t put a monetary value on my comics despite the fact I have some pretty valuable one. They are all like my children and I can’t part with any of them including the ones that went bad like Batman city of light. What I want to do is to give them to my dealer and have him give them out to people what really want them for free but I’m afraid he might just sell them hence my dilemma.
Hey Lester I recently sold/gave away about half of my comic collection because I only collect trades now and they were taking up to much space. I sold the really valuable ones and gave away the not-so-valuable ones to kids in the area and my family. I also donated a ton of them to the neighborhood library so lots of kids could enjoy them. I asked the hospital if they were interested but they only accepted new items.
I once thought I could never sell my comics but once you start it is quite easy to keep going (kept my huge Amazing Spider-Man collection though).
Phoney Bone
11-12-2005, 10:09 PM
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck... providing said woodchuck could indeeed chuck wood?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickeled peppers, how did Peter appropriate a pot that could pickle the peppers that were planted?
Cam63
11-12-2005, 10:24 PM
Ask the sheila selling seashells by the seashore.
OzBat!
11-13-2005, 04:44 AM
If a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands butter side down, what happens when you drop a cat with toast on it's back?Science's Holy Grail, the perpetual motion engine. At least, until the cat manages to eat the toast.
Lunar Daydreamer
11-13-2005, 05:06 AM
What the hell is dripping?
The fat from a roast / grill pan spread on sandwiches.
My dad and grandad used to love it.
Lunar Daydreamer
11-13-2005, 05:07 AM
Americans call them cookies, we call them biscuits.
But just what is it that americans call biscuits?! Its a savoury thing isn't it?
ocelotrevs
11-13-2005, 05:10 AM
What was before the beginning.
Cam63
11-13-2005, 05:20 AM
Americans call them cookies, we call them biscuits.
But just what is it that americans call biscuits?! Its a savoury thing isn't it?
Yanks call a dinner roll a biscuit.
Lunar Daydreamer
11-13-2005, 05:30 AM
What the heck is a dinner roll?
Cam63
11-13-2005, 05:32 AM
When you push your tucker down a hill.
Cam63
11-13-2005, 05:33 AM
...Or it's what you'd call a bun ?
Corsair
11-13-2005, 05:52 AM
Biscuit:
http://perkins.specpage.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/9189be396bf6829f1fb90aafe78676ba/photo/mix_biscuits.jpg
Lester C.
11-13-2005, 06:27 AM
Biscuit:
http://perkins.specpage.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/9189be396bf6829f1fb90aafe78676ba/photo/mix_biscuits.jpg
Americans call this a biscuit and not a cookie. It actually a big staple here and you can buy everywhere including MacDonald's but they don’t make it right as they don’t serve with grits or rice. A dinner roll is called a dinner roll.
Cam63
11-13-2005, 06:38 AM
Thanks for clearing that up.
Azrael52
11-13-2005, 04:18 PM
Just what is the deal with the wallet in the front pocket thing?
If Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, where the heck is the Beast?
Why are there locks on 24 hour stations?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Wouldn't you have to get back in your placenta and climb up into a uterus to assume the fetal possition?
Why does everybody love Raymond?
Azrael52
11-17-2005, 10:15 PM
If you can apply math to the "real world", why haven't I ever seen a square root?
hitokiri_
11-17-2005, 10:18 PM
why do my bellybutton smell funny?
Expletive Deleted
11-17-2005, 10:18 PM
If you can apply math to the "real world", why haven't I ever seen a square root?You're not looking hard enough.
thehod
11-18-2005, 03:40 AM
What did the man who designed the drawing board go back to?
Spike-X
11-18-2005, 04:02 AM
Biscuit:
http://perkins.specpage.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/9189be396bf6829f1fb90aafe78676ba/photo/mix_biscuits.jpg
Ah.
Scones.
Azrael52
11-22-2005, 12:36 PM
Things that keep me up at night? How about why did I bring this post back to life?
the4thpip
11-27-2005, 01:18 PM
Is it true that Diana Ross and Jon Voigt are dating? Will Angelina Jolie become Ms Ross' step daughter? How will that affect Brad Pitt? :eek:
Cam63
11-27-2005, 05:20 PM
I'm sure they'll all go into Brady Bunch mode immediately.
Azrael52
11-28-2005, 09:20 AM
Why isn't the Capital of France "F"?
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