X-Crescence VIII: Knockin' on Heaven's Door

[Brian Cronin]

Welcome to X-Crescence, which is from the word excrescence, which is defined as "An outgrowth or enlargement, especially an abnormal one, such as a wart."

Well, this is an outgrowth from the X-Boards proper.

This is where you pretty much can post whatever you want.

Almost anything goes here.

You can have arguments here, you can talk nonsense here, you can insult someone, you can use profanity, can talk about any topic that you would like.

Essentially, you'd have to do something pretty damn bad before I ever even got involved moderating this thread.

So, basically, it is yours to do with as you please, so, well, enjoy.

-Brian

[Beast]

First! Yay! :D
A brand new X-Cres, for all new fun. Mmm, smell that new thread smell.

And as I was saying at the end of the last one, it's incredibly lame that Toy Biz seems to have made the basic X-23 in purple and the variant in black. Idiots. :p

[slively]

yay!!! I found it this time!!

[The Fury]

Dang. missed by 2.

EDIT: I was rather freaked when the change happened though.

[slively]

First! Yay! :D


Fub. I thought I was first. Darn you Beastie!

[The Fury]

S, you were the top poster in X-cres VII, I was second. :D

[slively]

So Brian!!! Can you tell me what kind of bags and boards I need? What kind do you use?

[Beast]

You guys talk too much, hehe. :p

[Doom Hammer]

I'm always sad to see a good X-Cres die young...(but that last X-Cres was a right li'l bastard. Don't tell it I said so, it's improper to speak ill of the dead).

[slively]

S, you were the top poster in X-cres VII, I was second. :D

:D We make a great team. And we are off to an excellent start.

[The Fury]

You guys talk too much, hehe. :p
I don't talk.

I make annoying jokes and sarcastic remarks.

that si when i'm not flirting with Liz. And most likely in this new thread, Beth as well. :)

[jeangreydp]

I like the new title.

Not only an Eric Clapton goodie, but also related to the last ongoing convo in our last X-cres. R.I.P.

:)

[Dizzy D]

I did? That doesn't sound like something I'd say. When?

EDIT: Wait, yeah, I did say that. And it is. Le sigh.

-D

It's the damn memory. I can't turn it off, I can't forget stuff... And oh how I want to forget some stuff.

[Beast]

I don't talk.

I make annoying jokes and sarcastic remarks.

that si when i'm not flirting with Liz. And most likely in this new thread, Beth as well. :)
And I spoil people about Jubilee. :(

[Dizzy D]

I don't talk.

I make annoying jokes and sarcastic remarks.

that si when i'm not flirting with Liz. And most likely in this new thread, Beth as well. :)

No, you're the guy who gets annoyed by spoilers.

[The Fury]

And I spoil people about Jubilee. :(
Me, I didn't do that...you did.

Yes I forgot i have to have words with you. :evilangry

Infact everyone after Tre's little slips. Be more careful, please.

You all know me and my madness don't like spoilers, whatever kind..

[Dizzy D]

And I spoil people about Jubilee. :(

No you are the one that goes "Meow, meow, meow"


Cat-Beast jokes make a return in the eight episode of X-cres.

[The Fury]

No, you're the guy who gets annoyed by spoilers.
Annoyed?....yeah.

But there's got to be someone round here else you'd all just be telling each other what went on in comics and no fun in readin them while they are in your hands would ever be had.

[Brian Cronin]

So Brian!!! Can you tell me what kind of bags and boards I need? What kind do you use?

Amusingly enough, for Golden Age books, you will need "Golden Age Bags and Boards"

Silver Age books need "Silver Age Bags and Boards"

Current books need "Current Age Bags and Boards"

That's how Ultra Pro and companies like that sell them. :)

What the deal was, for the longest time, comic companies were afraid to raise the price of the comic. They felt that no one would ever spend more than a dime on a comic book. So rather than raise the price, they just shrunk the size of the book. First, from the size of Golden Age books to smaller books. Then they shrunk the page count. Then they shrunk the page count more. Then they shrunk the book to current age sized. And finally, when they got to the current 32 page format, they really could not afford to go any smaller, so they finally raised the price.

And that's how its been ever since.

Same size, increased prices.

-Brian

[Dizzy D]

Me, I didn't do that...you did.

Yes I forgot i have to have words with you. :evilangry

Infact everyone after Tre's little slips. Be more careful, please.

You all know me and my madness don't like spoilers, whatever kind..

Tre didn't slip anything, he was just going on his conspiracy theory.. which has been pretty reliable lately.. sadly.

[Beast]

No you are the one that goes "Meow, meow, meow"


Cat-Beast jokes make a return in the eight episode of X-cres.
Don't make me break a prehensile foot off in your ass. ;) :D

[Dizzy D]

Annoyed?....yeah.

But there's got to be someone round here else you'd all just be telling each other what went on in comics and no fun in readin them while they are in your hands would ever be had.

Fury, I get just as annoyed as you, especially because I don't get my comics till Saturday usually (and often only once every 2 weeks) so by then every issue has been in thread titles already.

[The Fury]

Tre didn't slip anything, he was just going on his conspiracy theory.. which has been pretty reliable lately.. sadly.
Oh, i like that statement. You make it sound like it's just another stupid rumour. :)

[Dizzy D]

Meow. Meow. Meow..meeeeoooow meow meow meow. ;) :D

Sorry? I don't understand?

[Jack Flash]

Ya'll be good tonight. I'm off to date night!!!!!!!!! :D

[The Fury]

Fury, I get just as annoyed as you, especially because I don't get my comics till Saturday usually (and often only once every 2 weeks) so by then every issue has been in thread titles already.
ditto with me at the moment, although for the last 2 weeks I've been able to get into my comic shop. So...it's been alright.

[Cayman]

Knockin' On Heaven's Door? Finally, an X-Cres title named after an Avril Lavigne song!

Cay

[Brian Cronin]

Knockin' On Heaven's Door? Finally, an X-Cres title named after an Avril Lavigne song!

Cay

Well played.

-Brian

[The Fury]

Sorry? I don't understand?
BEST Joke I've seen all week. :D

[Beast]

Sorry? I don't understand?
*Glowers at Dizzy*

[Beast]

BEST Joke I've seen all week. :D
Silence, ringleader. :p

[Dizzy D]

Amusingly enough, for Golden Age books, you will need "Golden Age Bags and Boards"

Silver Age books need "Silver Age Bags and Boards"

Current books need "Current Age Bags and Boards"

That's how Ultra Pro and companies like that sell them. :)

What the deal was, for the longest time, comic companies were afraid to raise the price of the comic. They felt that no one would ever spend more than a dime on a comic book. So rather than raise the price, they just shrunk the size of the book. First, from the size of Golden Age books to smaller books. Then they shrunk the page count. Then they shrunk the page count more. Then they shrunk the book to current age sized. And finally, when they got to the current 32 page format, they really could not afford to go any smaller, so they finally raised the price.

And that's how its been ever since.

Same size, increased prices.

-Brian


Good thing they stopped otherwise we would be staring at stamps by now... though with digests they did shrink down again..

*wonders if we'll get digest/manga bags in the future*

[The Fury]

Silence, ringleader. :p
I silence for no one.....
.
.
.
.....Except The Cronin.

[The Lucky One]

Right, it has been a looooooooooong effing day; I am tired, grouchy, and in dire need of amusement. Thus, I am throwing traditional social mores and taboos right out the damn window -- moreso than usual, anyway -- and instituting a new game, and you all are kindly asked to contribute, even as you continue on with your usual X-Cres posting. To participate in this game, you only need to do two things:

1) Pick an X-Lady of your choosing, doesn't matter who. In your considered opinion, what's the call- au naturel, landing strip, or bare?

THEN:

2) Pick an X-Man of your choosing, doesn't matter who. In your considered opinion, what's the call- au naturel, trimmed, or completely shorn?

Equal opportunity immaturity, no need to get crude in description... speculation only, based on personality. I'll begin.

Emma Frost- bare, no question.

Cyclops- neatly (almost surgically) trimmed.


Clear? Not too uncomfortable for the squares? Tough, it's been a long freaking day. Have at it! ('Cause if you don't, I'm just gonna feel stupid, and that sucks.)

-D

[LoneWolf21]

So is The Avril Lavigne X-Cres, the Bob Dylan X-Cres, or the Eric Clapton X-Cres?

Oh, and Beast? This is for you.

Beast: Screw the X-Men! ThunderCats! ThunderCats! ThunderCats HOOOOOOO!!!!

[Brian Cronin]

Definitely Dylan. :)

-Brian

[Vegetarian Goat]

So is The Avril Lavigne X-Cres, the Bob Dylan X-Cres, or the Eric Clapton X-Cres?

It's the Guns N' Roses X-Cres.

[Beast]

So is The Avril Lavigne X-Cres, the Bob Dylan X-Cres, or the Eric Clapton X-Cres?

Oh, and Beast? This is for you.

Beast: Screw the X-Men! ThunderCats! ThunderCats! ThunderCats HOOOOOOO!!!!
*Glowers around* Ok, the cat jokes are old. :p

[slively]

Amusingly enough, for Golden Age books, you will need "Golden Age Bags and Boards"

Silver Age books need "Silver Age Bags and Boards"

Current books need "Current Age Bags and Boards"

That's how Ultra Pro and companies like that sell them. :)


-Brian

I knew that, silly!! :D So I need the ones called current then. But I would really like to find a brand where the corresponding boards actually fit in the bags.

There are also some called NEW. I am assuming that is the same as current.

[jeangreydp]

Right, it has been a looooooooooong effing day; I am tired, grouchy, and in dire need of amusement. Thus, I am throwing traditional social mores and taboos right out the damn window -- moreso than usual, anyway -- and instituting a new game, and you all are kindly asked to contribute, even as you continue on with your usual X-Cres posting. To participate in this game, you only need to do two things:

1) Pick an X-Lady of your choosing, doesn't matter who. In your considered opinion, what's the call- au naturel, landing strip, or bare?

THEN:

2) Pick an X-Man of your choosing, doesn't matter who. In your considered opinion, what's the call- au naturel, trimmed, or completely shorn?

Equal opportunity immaturity, no need to get crude in description... speculation only, based on personality. I'll begin.

Emma Frost- bare, no question.

Cyclops- neatly (almost surgically) trimmed.


Clear? Not too uncomfortable for the squares? Tough, it's been a long freaking day. Have at it! ('Cause if you don't, I'm just gonna feel stupid, and that sucks.)

-D

I choose Beast!

Hahahahaha you know he's hairy everywhere.

And Trish Tilby: well she doesn't have any facial hair, and she it a 'cunt'face... ergo....

[Hi-Fi]

Hey! New place!!

[Dizzy D]

So is The Avril Lavigne X-Cres, the Bob Dylan X-Cres, or the Eric Clapton X-Cres?

Oh, and Beast? This is for you.

Beast: Screw the X-Men! ThunderCats! ThunderCats! ThunderCats HOOOOOOO!!!!

It's the Cowboy Bebop X-cres.

[LoneWolf21]

*Glowers around* Ok, the cat jokes are old. :p

You'd prefer him running around and saying "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!" or carrying around a boombox that constantly plays "The Touch"?

[slively]

Right, it has been a looooooooooong effing day; I am tired, grouchy, and in dire need of amusement. Thus, I am throwing traditional social mores and taboos right out the damn window -- moreso than usual, anyway -- and instituting a new game, and you all are kindly asked to contribute, even as you continue on with your usual X-Cres posting. To participate in this game, you only need to do two things:

1) Pick an X-Lady of your choosing, doesn't matter who. In your considered opinion, what's the call- au naturel, landing strip, or bare?

THEN:

2) Pick an X-Man of your choosing, doesn't matter who. In your considered opinion, what's the call- au naturel, trimmed, or completely shorn?

Equal opportunity immaturity, no need to get crude in description... speculation only, based on personality. I'll begin.

Emma Frost- bare, no question.

Cyclops- neatly (almost surgically) trimmed.


Clear? Not too uncomfortable for the squares? Tough, it's been a long freaking day. Have at it! ('Cause if you don't, I'm just gonna feel stupid, and that sucks.)

-D

Wha? What exactly are you talking about here?

[LoneWolf21]

It's the Cowboy Bebop X-cres.

Hey, that works for me!

[Beast]

You'd prefer him running around and saying "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!" or carrying around a boombox that constantly plays "The Touch"?
*Grumps* I loathe you. :p

[Dizzy D]

Right, it has been a looooooooooong effing day; I am tired, grouchy, and in dire need of amusement. Thus, I am throwing traditional social mores and taboos right out the damn window -- moreso than usual, anyway -- and instituting a new game, and you all are kindly asked to contribute, even as you continue on with your usual X-Cres posting. To participate in this game, you only need to do two things:

1) Pick an X-Lady of your choosing, doesn't matter who. In your considered opinion, what's the call- au naturel, landing strip, or bare?

THEN:

2) Pick an X-Man of your choosing, doesn't matter who. In your considered opinion, what's the call- au naturel, trimmed, or completely shorn?

Equal opportunity immaturity, no need to get crude in description... speculation only, based on personality. I'll begin.

Emma Frost- bare, no question.

Cyclops- neatly (almost surgically) trimmed.


Clear? Not too uncomfortable for the squares? Tough, it's been a long freaking day. Have at it! ('Cause if you don't, I'm just gonna feel stupid, and that sucks.)

-D

Puberty for Lorna must have been very weird (she at least thought she had brown hair till then, right?)

[Joe Zool]

Damn. There goes my idea of posting a picture of some close-to-nekkied guy. Not with a title like that.

As for Drew's little question thingie... We all know Colossus trims. Otherwise, we'd be seeing his pubes peeking out the top of that red underwear/suit thing he has on. ;)

As for a X-Woman, *thinks about it, realizes he doesn't want to think about it, shudders*

Lorna goes completely bare. She doesn't want to have green hair DOWN there too, y'know? :p

[slively]

It's the Cowboy Bebop X-cres.

I just got the Cowboy Bebop Remix dvd. I love that show.

[The Fury]

Does anyone think that rogue might have a little white hair...down there?

Like she has on her head.

[slively]

Is CBR being slow about allowing you to submit posts for anyone else?

[The Lucky One]

Wha? What exactly are you talking about here?

Do you... uh, really not get it? Their, ah, methods of personal grooming?
:confused:

Mirage- au naturel. Dani's pretty untamed.

Wolverine- au naturel. (Is anyone surprised?)

-D

[slively]

Does anyone think that rogue might have a little white hair...down there?

Like she has on her head.


I can honestly say that I have never given that any thought :eek:

[Dizzy D]

Damn. There goes my idea of posting a picture of some close-to-nekkied guy. Not with a title like that.

As for Drew's little question thingie... We all know Colossus trims. Otherwise, we'd be seeing his pubes peeking out the top of that red underwear/suit thing he has on. ;)


My cursed vivid imagination conjures something that I can only describe as razorwire.


Random thought of the day: If the U-men had somehow succeeded in removing Cyclops' eyes and implanted them in somebody else, wouldn't that person immediately remove his own eyelids or worst shoot optic beams from his eyes through his whole body.. because he wouldn't have Cyclops ability to absorb his own optic beams... Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a geek like me?

[slively]

Do you... uh, really not get it? Their, ah, methods of personal grooming?
:confused:

Mirage- au naturel. Dani's pretty untamed.

Wolverine- au naturel. (Is anyone surprised?)

-D

You mean does their crotches have hair?!

[Hi-Fi]

It's a little slow for me, Slively.

[Dizzy D]

Does anyone think that rogue might have a little white hair...down there?

Like she has on her head.

Doesn't she dye her hair? At least Psylocke used to.

[Hi-Fi]

Do you... uh, really not get it? Their, ah, methods of personal grooming?
:confused:

Mirage- au naturel. Dani's pretty untamed.

Wolverine- au naturel. (Is anyone surprised?)

-D

Danni and Wolfsbane, i think.

[The Lucky One]

Random thought of the day: If the U-men had somehow succeeded in removing Cyclops' eyes and implanted them in somebody else, wouldn't that person immediately remove his own eyelids or worst shoot optic beams from his eyes through his whole body.. because he wouldn't have Cyclops ability to absorb his own optic beams... Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a geek like me?

Good point. Plus, even though he actually absorbs the sunlight through his eyes, the body process that converts sunlight into optic blasts is contained in his body. So once whoever got his eyes used up their charge, that'd be it.

-D

[Joe Zool]

My cursed vivid imagination conjures something that I can only describe as razorwire.




Heh.

LOL!

[The Fury]

Doesn't she dye her hair? At least Psylocke used to.
I don't think so.

I thought it was natural...

...although we all know Psylocke used to be blonde...I guess dark purple will have to do.

[jeangreydp]

You mean does their crotches have hair?!

Tea almost shot out my nose when I read this.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :D

[slively]

It's a little slow for me, Slively.


Glad to know it's not just me! And I had already forgotten I had asked that, so your post confuzzled me for a few secs while I tried to figure out what was slow for you and why you were telling me :D

Bare with me here. I am having the headache from hell.

[jeangreydp]

Ok friends! I'm off to buy a Ron Weasley shirt!!

WORK IS OVER!!! Woot!

[Hi-Fi]

Rogue does not die her hair. It's natural, i'm pretty sure.

[slively]

Tea almost shot out my nose when I read this.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :D

:D This is a brave new world for me!!

Back when I was still dating, everyone had crotch hair!! I didn't realize there were options. :o

[The Lucky One]

I don't think so.

I thought it was natural...

...although we all know Psylocke used to be blonde...I guess dark purple will have to do.

They had the characters answer the letter column for a while, and Wolverine said that Rogue dyed her hair. Psylocke dyed her hair purple initially, but since she changed bodies, it's anyone's guess.

Oh, and

Psylocke- bare, methinks.

Archangel- trimmed, like a good playboy celebrity.

-D

[The Fury]

Ok friends! I'm off to buy a Ron Weasley shirt!!

WORK IS OVER!!! Woot!
Fancy going for a drink? ;)

[Doom Hammer]

Tea almost shot out my nose when I read this.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :D

The proceeding post was hilariously appropriate, as well. (When Slivez finally gets it...)

It's a little slow for me, Slively.

[The Lucky One]

:D This is a brave new world for me!!

Back when I was still dating, everyone had crotch hair!! I didn't realize there were options. :o

You're telling me nobody even... uh, maintained? That's just common courtesy, for guys AND girls.

-D

[Hi-Fi]

They had the characters answer the letter column for a while, and Wolverine said that Rogue dyed her hair.
:eek:

Then she dies her hair since she was a child, cause i remember that Unlimited issue with her origin: she was just a kid and already had the white streak.

[Dizzy D]

:D This is a brave new world for me!!

Back when I was still dating, everyone had crotch hair!! I didn't realize there were options. :o

Oh, it's like Bonsai these days.

[Jake V]

Does anyone think that rogue might have a little white hair...down there?

Like she has on her head.
I always figured she was the type to keep it all clean down there.

Maybe a white landing strip.




Am I gonna get banned for talking like that?

[The Lucky One]

:eek:

Then she dies her hair since she was a child, cause i remember that Unlimited issue with her origin: she was just a kid and already had the white streak.

Yeah, people wondered how she kept dying it when she was in the Savage Land for weeks, too. Good luck getting an answer that makes sense.
:rolleyes:

-D

[Beast]

:eek:

Then she dies her hair since she was a child, cause i remember that Unlimited issue with her origin: she was just a kid and already had the white streak.
The stuff in the letters column is not actual canon. :)

[Doom Hammer]

Charles Xavier: Bald. When your mutant power makes you lose the hair on your head, I think it's safe to assume that it applies to the whole body.

[The Lucky One]

Am I gonna get banned for talking like that?

Not in X-Cres, my good man. (Nearly) anything goes here... and if you get any crap, tell Cronin it was my fault!

-D

[Hi-Fi]

Re: Rogue

Exactly. Makes no sense : )

[slively]

The proceeding post was hilariously appropriate, as well. (When Slivez finally gets it...)

Wha? What do I need to get?! I need cliff notes!

[Dizzy D]

Yeah, people wondered how she kept dying it when she was in the Savage Land for weeks, too. Good luck getting an answer that makes sense.
:rolleyes:

-D

Same thing for Betsy's purple hair though.. In the Australian Outback for weeks, but still able to get purple dye. She must have done some favours for Gateway.

[The Lucky One]

Here's what the X-FAQ has to say:

Rogue is a little simpler. Back around the late 100's of UXM, the letters column was answered by the characters for awhile. Wolverine said that Rogue dyed her hair. While you will occasionally hear rumbles along the lines of "peroxide in the Savage Land? I don't think so", there has not been any evidence to contradict Wolverine. Besides, it neatly explains why she mysteriously went from two white streaks to one, and occasionally just to white bangs without the stripe in back. Oh, and Rogue's hair is brown, colorists notwithstanding.

The world may never know...

-D

[Dizzy D]

Re: Rogue

Exactly. Makes no sense : )

Neither do the shifting white parts on her head whenever she changes haircut though.

[Doom Hammer]

Wha? What do I need to get?! I need cliff notes!

They're on the way. ;)

No, because your understanding of the subject took a while...and...and when you figgered it out, Hi-Fi happened to mention the slowness, though he was referring to something else...and...and it's a charming little coincidence...

Okay, I quit. It seemd funny at the time. :o

[Beast]

Here's what the X-FAQ has to say:

Rogue is a little simpler. Back around the late 100's of UXM, the letters column was answered by the characters for awhile. Wolverine said that Rogue dyed her hair. While you will occasionally hear rumbles along the lines of "peroxide in the Savage Land? I don't think so", there has not been any evidence to contradict Wolverine. Besides, it neatly explains why she mysteriously went from two white streaks to one, and occasionally just to white bangs without the stripe in back. Oh, and Rogue's hair is brown, colorists notwithstanding.

The world may never know...

-D
Actually they explained the two streaks in Rogue's solo series. Rogue for a time dyed a matching white streak into her hair. Mystique thought it looked awful, and Rogue eventually stopped doing it. :)

[The Fury]

Same thing for Betsy's purple hair though.. In the Australian Outback for weeks, but still able to get purple dye. She must have done some favours for Gateway.
Only the roots would show, if she was skillful enough, all she had to do was cover them up....although there's quite a abit of differnce between Purple and Blonde.

Wait, what are you on about, didn't they teleport to the mall from time to time?


And as for rouge, same rule applies above...if she dies her hair, which i think she doesn't.

[slively]

You're telling me nobody even... uh, maintained? That's just common courtesy, for guys AND girls.

-D


There was no maintenance that I am aware of!! Never even occurred to me! :eek:

Well, except for the bikini thing, obviously. Nothing worse than seeing someone's pubic hair sprouting out from their bathing suits! GAH.

[Hi-Fi]

Neither do the shifting white parts on her head whenever she changes haircut though.

But in those cases, she dies it. :D

[slively]

Oh, it's like Bonsai these days.

WHAT?! You all are shaving designs into your crotches?! :eek:

Pictures please!!

[slively]

I always figured she was the type to keep it all clean down there.

Maybe a white landing strip.



WHAT?! A landing strip? On her crotch? WHY?

[Joe Zool]

They're on the way. ;)

No, because your understanding of the subject took a while...and...and when you figgered it out, Hi-Fi happened to mention the slowness, though he was referring to something else...and...and it's a charming little coincidence...

Okay, I quit. It seemd funny at the time. :o


It was. :D


Slivey, you mean to tell me you've never watched PORN? They have a lot of that maintenance thing... ;)

[The Fury]

WHAT?! You all are shaving designs into your crotches?! :eek:

Pictures please!!
Yes, lots of pictures of naked women, please. :)

[The Lucky One]

There was no maintenance that I am aware of!! Never even occurred to me! :eek:

Wow, that sucks. Not a huge deal or anything, but when mouths are doing... things on either side, it's nice to make things more convenient for the other person.

...Uh, I mean, so I hear.

Well, except for the bikini thing, obviously. Nothing worse than seeing someone's pubic hair sprouting out from their bathing suits! GAH.

As a swim coach of adolescents, many of whom are just learning these lessons... yes, that is absolutely true.
:rolleyes:

-D

[Jake V]

WHAT?! A landing strip? On her crotch? WHY?
So the plane knows how to get in the... hangar?

[Dizzy D]

So the plane knows how to get in the... hangar?

You should teach Sex Ed. at high schools.

[Doom Hammer]

So, Jake V...a fan of Wonder Showzen, or just liking the avatar?

I thought it was funny, but when the Mother Nature episode rolled around, it had gotten waaaaay too bizzare...

[Jake V]

So, Jake V...a fan of Wonder Showzen, or just liking the avatar?

I thought it was funny, but when the Mother Nature episode rolled around, it had gotten waaaaay too bizzare...
Yes, a fan. It doesn't get much funnier than a puppet humping a box of "lady parts".

[slively]

It was. :D


Slivey, you mean to tell me you've never watched PORN? They have a lot of that maintenance thing... ;)

No, I really haven't. Well, okay, once, years ago, but I think I would have remembered the crotch thing! So I don't think there was any maintaining going on back then (god I feel old suddenly).

So are you telling me that pubic hair is a no-no now? :eek: Personally, I think it would be strange to see someone hairless down there.

[Joe Zool]

So are you telling me that pubic hair is a no-no now? :eek: Personally, I think it would be strange to see someone hairless down there.

Well... Let's just say there's a LOT of trimming going on in the porn industry. ;)

[The Lucky One]

So are you telling me that pubic hair is a no-no now? :eek: Personally, I think it would be strange to see someone hairless down there.

It's not.
;)

And it's not a no-no, per se... it's just that many people choose to keep things neatly groomed. Like a haircut, really. Really does make things easier, but hey, it's mostly aesthetic.

Man, you're a square.
:D

-D

[Doom Hammer]

Yes, a fan. It doesn't get much funnier than a puppet humping a box of "lady parts".

Yeah, that was right about the moment I said "WHAT THE @#$%?!?!" and turned off my TV in horror. I mean, that, and the self-surgery she performed...yellow foam slice...yellow foam slice...FLESHY LADY PART...!!!

The Letters and Numbers episode was pretty hilarious, though. And the disclaimer at the beginning.

"The content of this show is too controversial and too awesome for actual children."

Kids on the street! Kids on the beat...BEAT KIDS! BEAT KIDS!

[slively]

Wow, that sucks. Not a huge deal or anything, but when mouths are doing... things on either side, it's nice to make things more convenient for the other person.

...Uh, I mean, so I hear.

-D

Well, now that this has been brought to my attention, I can see how that would be beneficial.

The whole picking pubic hair out of your mouth thing can actually be eliminated. Genius. :D

[Jake V]

So are you telling me that pubic hair is a no-no now? :eek: Personally, I think it would be strange to see someone hairless down there.
I wouldn't go that far, but a neatly trimmed and pruned garden is more appealing than one that grows out of control.

And one without any... vegetation feels significantly *different* than one with some.

[slively]

So the plane knows how to get in the... hangar?

Well if the plane needs that much directing, I think it best be diverted to another airport. :D

[The Fury]

The whole picking pubic hair out of your mouth thing can actually be eliminated. Genius. :D
Ooooookay.

Is it me, or did this conversation take an odd step?

[Jake V]

Ooooookay.

Is it me, or did this conversation take an odd step?
I thought we were talking about trees and airplanes. :D

[The Lucky One]

Well, now that this has been brought to my attention, I can see how that would be beneficial.

I once literally started choking, no lie. Nothing sexier than seeing somebody coughing for air in that position, I tell ya.

-D

[slively]

Man, you're a square.
:D

-D


I am not!! Take that back!! :evilangry

[The Lucky One]

I am not!! Take that back!! :evilangry

Nope. Guess you'll just have to prove otherwise.
:evilsmile

-D

[The Fury]

I thought we were talking about trees and airplanes. :D
If we were, then S' statement even less sense. :confused:

[slively]

I wouldn't go that far, but a neatly trimmed and pruned garden is more appealing than one that grows out of control.

And one without any... vegetation feels significantly *different* than one with some.

:D You really should teach sex ed. The metaphors.....

[slively]

Ooooookay.

Is it me, or did this conversation take an odd step?


What?! I just clarified what you all were saying, right? Right?! The conversation was already odd, I was just trying to clarify things!

[slively]

I once literally started choking, no lie. Nothing sexier than seeing somebody coughing for air in that position, I tell ya.

-D

:D :D OMG...I can't stop laughing!!

[twilight]

Incase you missed it;

MY HAIR LOOKS FIERCE

[Dizzy D]

:D You really should teach sex ed. The metaphors.....

The only problem is we would end up with a bunch of very confused teenage gardeners wondering what adults find so exiting about it.

[The Lucky One]

The only problem is we would end up with a bunch of very confused teenage gardeners wondering what adults find so exiting about it.

But just think of the extra credit projects!

-D

[Jake V]

The only problem is we would end up with a bunch of very confused teenage gardeners wondering what adults find so exiting about it.
On the other hand, I could convince a whole generation of boys to become pilots or to join the air force.

[slively]

The only problem is we would end up with a bunch of very confused teenage gardeners wondering what adults find so exiting about it.

:D hehehehehhee....I can totally see that!!

And Twi's statement about his hair could not have come at a worst moment.

[twilight]

And Twi's statement about his hair could not have come at a worst moment.

My hair is fierce enough to drag cattle to the ground and devour them! :eek:

[The Lucky One]

My hair is fierce enough to drag cattle to the ground and devour them! :eek:

See, that's when it's definitely time for a trim, slive.

-D

[twilight]

Yes, a fan. It doesn't get much funnier than a puppet humping a box of "lady parts".

The only episode I've seen so far was one about them eating this guys AIDS or something.

Funny stuff.

[The Fury]

Well, I need sleep. Ian never turned up.

but I'm off anyway.

Night all, have fun talking about very odd stuff.

[xakko]

This new X-cres is... well, I think everyone knows how it is so I don't have to say it, do I.

I have never wondered about the carpeting in the X-mansion, personally.

Well not much, anyway. Well, now look what you made me do.

[Beast]

See, that's when it's definitely time for a trim, slive.

-D
Why do I suddenly get the odd image of Slively's nether regions singing, 'Feed Me Seymour'. :D

[The Lucky One]

Night all, have fun talking about very odd stuff.

Don't worry, TF, you'll understand someday. Ask mommy and daddy to explain it to you!
:D

-D

[Dizzy D]

But just think of the extra credit projects!

-D

"Abstinence project? At this school? No way, those hedges over there need a good trim and the trees in the schoolyard look simply appalling."

[twilight]

Why do I suddenly get the odd image of Slively's nether regions singing, 'Feed Me Seymour'. :D

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

That is comedy gold :)

"Little Underpants of Horror"

[The Fury]

Don't worry, TF, you'll understand someday. Ask mommy and daddy to explain it to you!
:D

-D
*Punches TLO in the face*

'av it.

[LoneWolf21]

Well now I know that when the time comes with whomever I'm with that I should be well groomed down there.

Now, as for the question...Hmm.

Sam: He's a gentleman, he'd probably change it to suit his ladies's wants, otherwise probably well-trimmed.

Longshot: By pure coincidence, he'll have exactly whatever his lady prefers. Everytime.

I'm not even going to think about some of the younger characters (and that includes the older teens like Doug and Illyana)

[slively]

Why do I suddenly get the odd image of Slively's nether regions singing, 'Feed Me Seymour'. :D

:eek: EWWWWWWWWW.......Leave my nether regions outa this!!

[The Lucky One]

Why do I suddenly get the odd image of Slively's nether regions singing, 'Feed Me Seymour'. :D

:eek:

Wow. I just want it pointed out that no matter what I do from now on, I'm not the one who took it that far. Just for the record.
;)

-D

[LoneWolf21]

My cursed vivid imagination conjures something that I can only describe as razorwire.

Now you know the REAL reason Kitty broke up with him!

[The Lucky One]

I'm not even going to think about some of the younger characters (and that includes the older teens like Doug and Illyana)

If -- IF -- 'Yana had grown to be of age, she'd have been pretty kinky. My gut says bare.

-D

[Jake V]

If -- IF -- 'Yana had grown to be of age, she'd have been pretty kinky. My gut says bare.

-D
Its my experience that Russian chicks tend to be.

Even without freaky powers.

[xakko]

If -- IF -- 'Yana had grown to be of age, she'd have been pretty kinky. My gut says bare.

-D
Brazilian. Definitely. She'd be into the pain.

and stop making me think about this!

By the way, I don't think Polaris lost her powers. She wouldn't have asked Iceman what it felt like in HOM:The Day After if she had. You just know every mutant who heard it has checked out their powers

[twilight]

What the hell is wrong with you guys?

Vaginas are scary.

[The Lucky One]

What the hell is wrong with you guys?

Vaginas are scary.

No no, my befuddled comrade- they're our friend. Do not fear them, enjoy them. Appreciate them! Love them!

-D

[The Lucky One]

Okay, I'm finally gettin' the eff out of Dodge and going home. Everyone, thank you profusely for keeping my spirits up during the work day from hell; it's much appreciated. I'll be back later, most likely with lots of booze in me, to flirt outrageously with slively, Beth, Liz, and anybody else who claims to be a female at the time. Till then, kids!

-D

[Jake V]

What the hell is wrong with you guys?

Vaginas are scary.
Only if you don't know what to do with one.

The'll be your friend if you're nice to them.

[twilight]

I'll be back later, most likely with lots of booze in me, to flirt outrageously with slively, Beth, Liz, and anybody else who claims to be a female at the time.

I'm a lady.Lets chat you hunky swimming instructor.

[Ryan K]

God damn you people talk a lot. I've been gone 26 hours and I come back to tons of new threads (plus tons of posts in old threads) and something like 600 posts between the two X-cres's.

[slively]

By the way, I don't think Polaris lost her powers. She wouldn't have asked Iceman what it felt like in HOM:The Day After if she had. You just know every mutant who heard it has checked out their powers


No., I don't think so either. I think it is psychological.

[slively]

What the hell is wrong with you guys?

Vaginas are scary.


Excuse me?!

[xakko]

By the way, Jack Flash, I whole-heartedly concede I am not the biggest Colossus fan on this board. I may not even be the biggest Kiotr fan- Kirayoshi and Amokitty might beat me out, possibly J Harper.

But I am happy and content in my fandom. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy in this cold weather.

[LoneWolf21]

Guh? I miss an arguement between you two or something? Nevermind. I don't want to dredge up bad vibes.

[slively]

LWW's first exclusive interview with a comics creator - David Hine


click here to read all about Colossus Bloodline, The 198, his thoughts on District X & Daredevil Redemption now that they're over, plus hints about Son of M and Decimation:

David Hine Livewire Interview (http://livewireworld.net/livewirereview/id34.html)

[xakko]

Guh? I miss an arguement between you two or something? Nevermind. I don't want to dredge up bad vibes.
Not at all... In X-Cres VII, he just noted that he'd reclaimed his title as the #1 Colossus fan with the return of a Piotr avatar. I was just saying I'm not in the running.

Unless Matt's trying to eliminate the big guy. Then I'm rabid and will go to any lengths to defend him

[Cayman]

Hine wants to write Dr. Strange. I want him to write Dr. Strange. C'mon Marvel!

Cay

[twilight]

Excuse me?!

Kidding :D

VAWC.

[slively]

Hine wants to write Dr. Strange. I want him to write Dr. Strange. C'mon Marvel!

Cay


I like Dr. Strange. I want to read more about him. I have a couple of tps I am gonna check out. Plus, he makes a really cool heroclix figure.

And did I mention that we are related? :p

[slively]

Kidding :D

VAWC.

Very well. You may live. :)

[Beast]

Bored... bored... bored.

[twilight]

Very well. You may live. :)

*dances the dance of life whilst wearing a sombrero*

[twilight]

Message....message.....message.

Bored... bored... bored.

[Beast]

Message....message.....message.
Bwah? What you... hwah?

[twilight]

Bwah? What you... hwah?

*slaps*

Message Board.

[Beast]

*slaps*

Message Board.
Thank you Ma'am, may I have another. :D

[Dizzy D]

*slaps*

Message Board.

Aw, the Pun-isher should shoot you for that joke.

[xakko]

Hine wants to write Dr. Strange. I want him to write Dr. Strange. C'mon Marvel!

Cay
Sure!

Just have him stopping messing around with poor Colossus!

[Doom Hammer]

Aw, the Pun-isher should shoot you for that joke.

I don't get it.











:D

[Nick Kal]

Bob Dylan.

[The Lucky One]

As promised, I have returned, loaded to the gills with booze. Now, where are the women?

-D

[Atomic Mongoose]

Hey everybody. Just had my first day at the new job.

Oh, and the first person I deal with as a new employee? Some lady walking in off the street, wanting to know where the Sprint store is. :evilangry

Yep. :rolleyes:

[bethamphetamines]

Hey everybody. Just had my first day at the new job.

Oh, and the first person I deal with as a new employee? Some lady walking in off the street, wanting to know where the Sprint store is. :evilangry

Yep. :rolleyes:

congrats on the new job.....whats the new job.

[xakko]

congrats on the new job.....whats the new job.
I'm guessing... not at the Sprint store?

[The Lucky One]

So how was Plan 9, Bethers... did it leave up to its rep as "worst movie ever made"?

-D

[xakko]

So how was Plan 9, Bethers... did it leave up to its rep as "worst movie ever made"?

-D
Awww... you gotta see that on the BIG screen with a huge crowd...

DAY! NIGHT! DAY! NIGHT!

[bethamphetamines]

So how was Plan 9, Bethers... did it leave up to its rep as "worst movie ever made"?

-D

tomorrow is the big day! don't worry i will tell you. it will probably be totally awesome.

[The Lucky One]

Meanwhile, where the *%$& is everybody? I don't even drink all that often nowadays -- I mean, I'm no Mattbib -- so I need people around to make a fool of myself in front of, or what's the point?
:rolleyes:

-D

[bethamphetamines]

Meanwhile, where the *%$& is everybody? I don't even drink all that often nowadays -- I mean, I'm no Mattbib -- so I need people around to make a fool of myself in front of, or what's the point?
:rolleyes:

-D

so you're drunk posting?

[LoneWolf21]

Dude, Manos: The Hands of Fate is the worst movie ever made!

[The Lucky One]

so you're drunk posting?

No, definitely not drunk (I can still spell, can't I?). Just slightly off-kilter.
;)

-D

[Rachel Grey]

Dude, Manos: The Hands of Fate is the worst movie ever made!

Hums the haunting Torgo theme.

[Shadow Crawler]

Howdy, friends.

So work kind of sucked, but what was great was the 20% discount on Suikoden Tactics that I got. What happened was I went in to pick up the game and asked if they had the strategy guide for it also. The guys says no, but he'll give me the 20% off anyway if I take the receipt back next week and ask for the guide. So I got the 20% off and went to Gamestop to buy the guide. EB Games = pwned. :cool:

[Rachel Grey]

Heh. 'bout time EB got pwned by the gamer instead of vice versa. :)

[Shadow Crawler]

Hell yeah, EB needs to be taught a lesson.

So this game is pretty decent so far... And looks like it will only get better.

[mattbib]

Smallville was fun tonight.

And I still love Everwood.

[Rachel Grey]

Night all! Off to dinner & then to terrorise Ascalon! :D

[mattbib]

Should I call the authorities?

[jeangreydp]

I fell asleep at 8 like the punk that I am.

And I just woke up. This is very bad.

[The Fury]

I fell asleep at 8 like the punk that I am.

And I just woke up. This is very bad.
No, it's not bad, you can talk to me...
.
.
.
Hello? You are not online anymore. :(

[The Fury]

For this weekend only.

KISMET IS MINE! :evilsmile

[Dizzy D]

For this weekend only.

KISMET IS MINE! :evilsmile

http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/2298/kismet6ra.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
???

Oh well, the love between a man and his comic collection is not my business.

[The Fury]

Oh well, the love between a man and his comic collection is not my business.
There is a character named Kismet?

Okay, I meant the cat. But...she looks like a hot cosmic being...

Don't you know that I am a comic character. i don't exist in your "real" world.

[traxler]

LOVE the new AV, Kri! Very nice.

Dizzy, you dropped a point somewhere over on the Villans Thread!
(I'm the school monitor, remember.)

[Dizzy D]

LOVE the new AV, Kri! Very nice.

Dizzy, you dropped a point somewhere over on the Villans Thread!
(I'm the school monitor, remember.)

Seen and edited. I didn't refresh before posting and therefore had an older version that I had quoted.

[traxler]

Seen and edited. I didn't refresh before posting and therefore had an older version that I had quoted.
Yeh SURE. :rolleyes:

(I've done it too- after you post you just have to check the one before,
to make sure no-one nipped in in front of you.)

[Dizzy D]

Yeh SURE. :rolleyes:

(I've done it too- after you post you just have to check the one before,
to make sure no-one nipped in in front of you.)

Don't you be making rolling eyes at me, missy or we will have to spank you again.

Seriously, I did it with the X-men version, but the villain version is slow enough that I didn't think about it.

[traxler]

but the villain version is slow
S'odd, innit?
I mean the other thread was going at the speed of light,
but this one's failed to attract in the same way.
And yet we all luv us some villains.
We obviously identify more strongly with the cowboy in the white hat.

[Hi-Fi]

Fury: Best.Avatar.Ever.

[Jack Flash]

good AM gang. We went to dinner and some dance exhibit. It was interesting and nice. IBDAA group of palestinian children dance troupe. I dunno if I'd go again, but it was fun and something different than the normal dinner and movie I normally get on date night!

[traxler]

good AM gang. We went to dinner and some dance exhibit. It was interesting and nice. IBDAA group of palestinian children dance troupe. I dunno if I'd go again, but it was fun and something different than the normal dinner and movie I normally get on date night!
Did you feel overdressed in the fur and tiara ?

it's like groovy AV time around here.

[Jack Flash]

I did, but I looked good, so it was worth it. I just kept telling myself that they were all under-dressed.

[The Fury]

Fury: Best.Avatar.Ever.
It's only for a few days....unless S doesn't see it then I'll keep it for her to see.

but thanks all the same.

[Fabian]

I did, but I looked good, so it was worth it. I just kept telling myself that they were all under-dressed.
It's better to be overdressed than underdressed.


What's up Crescers?

[Jack Flash]

not much Fabe, what's your weekend plans look like?

[Fabian]

not much Fabe, what's your weekend plans look like?
I got a new job being an assitant to an interior designer and help manage his store collection and I start Saturday. I feel like going out tonight but I don't have a lot of cash on me and I'm not sure who to call either. So besides the new job, it's pretty ho-hum

[traxler]

I got a new job being an assitant to an interior designer and help manage his store collection and I start Saturday.
Are you going to talk all squeeky like Karen?
Please say yes.

[Tre Styles]

Tre didn't slip anything, he was just going on his conspiracy theory.. which has been pretty reliable lately.. sadly.
You know? ;)

[Fabian]

Are you going to talk all squeeky like Karen?
Please say yes.
Who's Karen?

And everyone knows my voice is like the love child of Marvin Gaye and Barry White

[The Lucky One]

And everyone knows my voice is like the love child of Marvin Gaye and Barry White

No, that would be me.
:rolleyes:

-D

[Tre Styles]

No, that would be me.
:rolleyes:

-D

You're both wrong. I'm the smooth operator up in here. :cool:

[Karl J. Barnes]

Who's Karen?

And everyone knows my voice is like the love child of Marvin Gaye and Barry White

From Will & Grace on NBC. She's the squeaky slush. And yes, I've seen an episode or two...

[Ryan K]

*twiddles thumbs*

[Fabian]

From Will & Grace on NBC. She's the squeaky slush. And yes, I've seen an episode or two...
Oh dear deities no! I will never sound like that even if my balls were chopped off by a possesed barbie doll and replaced with a nice set of Sex & the City DVDs with tassles on them

[Ryan K]

I hope they release a complete Sopranos set on DVD (once it's over) like they did with Sex and the City.

Nice segue.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Oh dear deities no! I will never sound like that even if my balls were chopped off by a possesed barbie doll and replaced with a nice set of Sex & the City DVDs with tassles on them

Or have a squeaky toy replace your vocal cords...that woman's voice makes dog yowl.

[Fabian]

I hope they release a complete Sopranos set on DVD (once it's over) like they did with Sex and the City.

Nice segue.
I shudder to think where that will get put on me

But I agree. And more video stores should have tv seasons available to rent

Or have a squeaky toy replace your vocal cords...that woman's voice makes dog yowl.
Sure if you want to take the pansy way out

[jeangreydp]

Oh dear deities no! I will never sound like that even if my balls were chopped off by a possesed barbie doll and replaced with a nice set of Sex & the City DVDs with tassles on them

That's a good visual! Good morning, friends! :)

[Fabian]

That's a good visual! Good morning, friends! :)
Glad I could brighten your day

[Ryan K]

FACTS ABOUT RYAN KIRK:

Ryan's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never
cried.

Ryan built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Ryan met all three bullets with his glasses, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Ryan recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Ryan instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew gigantic biceps.

Ryan is responsible for 12 gold records and six academy award winning movies. He never goes to the award shows however, because he finds Hollywood to be beneath him. Which it is.

Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Ryan ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Ryan won.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Ryan--more than meets the eye, Ryan--robot in disguise," and starred Tyan as a sarcastic comic book fan/crime fighter who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a Delorean. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Ryan was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "hardcore awesomeness". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence
to have Ryan omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Ryan smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.
Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Ryan once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Ryan roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

Ryan frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

Ryan will take your virginity. If you're thinking to yourself,"That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.",then you are dead wrong.

Ryan can make any woman and most men climax by simply pointing at them and saying "booya".

When Ryan plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo
meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Ryan sold his soul to the devil for his masculine good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Ryan roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Ryan replaced Angel for one scene and nobody noticed.

Ryan does not sleep. He waits.

Upon viewing your cd and record collection Ryan will not only laugh at you, but the laughter will cause your eyes to bleed. Once blinded by this he will roundhouse kick you and you will thank him for it and mean it.

Ryan punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.

Ryan has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.

Ryan once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Ryan ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Ryan calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks
them in the face.

Ryan once went to a fraternity party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs, chided their musical tastes and shit on their floor, just because he's Ryan Kirk.

Ryan doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Ryan never gets ill.

If you can see Amanda, she can see you. If you can't see Amanda you may be only seconds away from death.

The chief export of Ryan Kirk is pain.

Technically this is just a list of Facts about Chuck Norris that's been floating around the net, but I fixed it to be about me. It's better that way.

[Ryan K]

And more video stores should have tv seasons available to rent

Definately. There's a lot of stuff I'd like to see, but don't want to pay for. The Shield and Nip/Tuck come to mind.

[Beast]

Mornin' all.

Deep Discount DVD has it's 20% off sale on again, so trying to figure what to order. Was going to get the Buffy set, but decided I really don't care to own them. May end up just renting them at some point. Might snag the 3-disc Wizard of Oz. Normally $34 for only $27, not bad. :)

[Fabian]

Definately. There's a lot of stuff I'd like to see, but don't want to pay for. The Shield and Nip/Tuck come to mind.
Plus it would get/make fans of the shows who can't make it to the timeslot and aren't blessed by Tivo. Video Stores would get more rentals! I should run a business

[Ryan K]

For $3.99, X-Men Deadly Genesis #1 better be at least somewhat oversized.

Was the House of M: The Day After slightly oversized? I didn't notice.

$4 comic books suck.

[Fabian]

For $3.99, X-Men Deadly Genesis #1 better be at least somewhat oversized.

Was the House of M: The Day After slightly oversized? I didn't notice.

$4 comic books suck.
Buy trades!

www.bigwords.com

[Ryan K]

Buy trades!

www.bigwords.com

But I work at a bookstore.

With a very sexy 33% discount.

*purr*

[Fabian]

But I work at a bookstore.

With a very sexy 33% discount.

*purr*
Hook it up

[Ryan K]

Think the mods may remove my new avatar?

[Ryan K]

Hook it up

What you need?

[Vegetarian Goat]

Dude, Manos: The Hands of Fate is the worst movie ever made!

obviously you've never seen the following gems:

• Simon, King of the Witches
• Night of the Bloody Apes
• Kindergarten Ninja
• I Eat Your Skin (which is really boring, despite the title)

[Dizzy D]

Think the mods may remove my new avatar?

Not with the non-curse in there.

[Ryan K]

Not with the non-curse in there.

So "%$#%" is OK?

[Jack Flash]

%#$@$#'ing yea!

Dang I almost got Toady. *grumble*

[Ryan K]

Personally, the worst movie I've ever seen is House of the Dead. That was just a truly atrocious film.

Whenever there's one of those Worst Films threads on TV/Film board, lots of people post Titanic. I hate that. There's no way that's the worst movie anybody's ever seen. It's just popular to trash Titanic.

[jeangreydp]

FACTS ABOUT RYAN KIRK:

Ryan doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Ryan never gets ill.


The chief export of Ryan Kirk is pain.

Technically this is just a list of Facts about Chuck Norris that's been floating around the net, but I fixed it to be about me. It's better that way.

I really love this. And its much better as Ryan Kirk.

[Ryan K]

I really love this. And its much better as Ryan Kirk.

Isn't it though.

$#%^in' Chuck Norris. *scoffs*

[jeangreydp]

Whats it gonna be, fellas?

Should I get Panera or Quiznos today?

[Ryan K]

I've never heard of Panera so I vote Quiznos!!!

[Cayman]

Whats it gonna be, fellas?

Should I get Panera or Quiznos today?

Panera! MMMMM, how I miss it.

Cay

[Ryan K]

So why'd atoningunifex dissapear?

[Ryan K]

So why'd atoningunifex dissapear?

I should rephrase that. Why'd he stop posting? It shows he still pops online quite a bit.

[jeangreydp]

So why'd atoningunifex dissapear?

Because you touch yourself at night.

[jeangreydp]

You know Panera began in St. Louis.

It is actually called "St. Louis Bread Co." but changed it name when it expanded...... le sigh.

I think I am leaning toward that. And Ryan, if you ever see a Panera around pop in and eat something. It's pretty awesome.

[Ryan K]

Because you touch yourself at night.

No that's why the baby Jesus cries.

Wait . . .

Is atoningunifex the baby Jesus?!?

[Ryan K]

And Ryan, if you ever see a Panera around pop in and eat something. It's pretty awesome.

Do they have chicken tenders/strips/fingers?

I have a strcit dietary regimen.

[Hi-Fi]

Dang I almost got Toady. *grumble*

I got him for you. :)

[Beast]

Decided to order the 3-Disc Wizard of Oz and the Looney Tunes: Golden Collection Vol. 3. :)

[Cayman]

Yay! All-Star Superman #1 comes out next week!

DC is saved!

Cay

[Ryan K]

OK. SO what's everybody's weekend plans.

Ryan will tell you his.

I have a 12 page term paprer on the history and pros and cons of boot camps as an intermediate sanction in the United States due in two weeks. I planned on working on a lot of it this week, but I keep finding new material to read up on so I need to read that and hopefully jot down enough notes to really start writing on Monday.

I'm probably gonna end up working both days this weekend. So that sucks.

I'd like to get around to watching The Devils Rejects DVD I bought and watch this week's episodes of Lost, Smallville, Alias, and The OC that I've taped (haven't had time, had a test this week).

Plus I'd like to gather my buddies up and play poker or something. But that's a longshot. One works 40 hours a week on a weird night schedule and the other has a very demanding 6 months pregnant girlfriend (we shall hereforth refer to her simply as the "bitch who ruined my friend's life").

If I'm lucky about a 1/3 of all that'll get done.

Think I might have to mow the lawn too.

Christmas vacation can't get here soon enough.

[Beast]

Yay! All-Star Superman #1 comes out next week!

DC is saved!

Cay
Grant Morrison's Superman. Hmm... So is he going to trade-up to a leather costume, and devolve into a lion man? Will he start an affair with someone? And will his enemey in the book be his evil twin that he killed in the womb? Will the last issue reveal that one of the Superman Robots at the Fortress of Solitude was really Lex Luthor all along? Inquiring minds want to know! :D

[Ryan K]

Yay! All-Star Superman #1 comes out next week!

DC is saved!

Cay

I look forward to the inevitable tpb.

[jeangreydp]

Superman All Stars has got me all hot and bothered!! :)

Meanwhile, my weekend plans are this:

Friday night: Watch terrible movies @ Beth's place, drink a few beers, maybe make some T-shirts.

Saturday: Qdoba breakfast, Go to my LCS to meet ROBERT KIRKMAN!!!!!! Get him to sign some of my Invincible issues and Marvel Team Up. Then, go play frolf (disc golf for the layman) Not sure what is up that evening.

Sunday: If it's nice I'm going to run the trail @ Castlewood Park up on the bluffs. It's really pretty. Then I will probably hang out w/ my family and eat dinner, retire to my evening of TV shows (Desperate Housewives, Curb Your Enthusiasm) with a seasonal Peppermint Mocha from Starbucks!

[Cayman]

Grant Morrison's Superman. Hmm... So is he going to trade-up to a leather costume, and devolve into a lion man? Will he start an affair with someone? And will his enemey in the book be his evil twin that he killed in the womb? Will the last issue reveal that one of the Superman Robots at the Fortress of Solitude was really Lex Luthor all along? Inquiring minds want to know! :D

No, he'll make it brilliant like he always does, because he's the last person at DC who doesn't suck.

Cay

[Cayman]

I look forward to the inevitable tpb.

With Quitely on art, it should conclude around December of 2018.

Cay

[jeangreydp]

No that's why the baby Jesus cries.

Wait . . .

Is atoningunifex the baby Jesus?!?

Actually yes.

Chad is the english version of the Hebrew name Jesus.

This is also why he's never posted a pic. We would know he were a miracle worker if we caught a glimpse of the infant that is really the one posting under the name atoningunifex.

ok,that doesn't make sense and I'm crazy.....

[Cayman]

Saturday: Qdoba breakfast, Go to my LCS to meet ROBERT KIRKMAN!!!!!! Get him to sign some of my Invincible issues and Marvel Team Up. Then, go play frolf (disc golf for the layman) Not sure what is up that evening.


Qdoba makes breakfast?

I miss Qdoba too!

Why is there no food in Seattle? :confused: I should move again.

Cay

[Ryan K]

With Quitely on art, it should conclude around December of 2018.

Cay

Maybe I'll get it as a wedding present for my third marriage!

Is it 12 issues with Morrison and Quitely? Or 6? And then isn't someone else supposed to jump on.

[Cayman]

Maybe I'll get it as a wedding present for my third marriage!

Is it 12 issues with Morrison and Quitely? Or 6? And then isn't someone else supposed to jump on.

I think it's 9, if I remember right.

Cay

[jeangreydp]

Qdoba makes breakfast?

I miss Qdoba too!

Why is there no food in Seattle? :confused: I should move again.

Cay

They don't make breakfast, but it's right down the street and the best food that will get you going after a wicked hang over. So, we go there most Saturday mornings/afternoons. Usually we head back to Beths and watch TMNT and practice our ninja moves, but this week is ROBERT KIRKMAN!!!!

[Cayman]

Actually yes.

Chad is the english version of the Hebrew name Jesus.

This is also why he's never posted a pic. We would know he were a miracle worker if we caught a glimpse of the infant that is really the one posting under the name atoningunifex.

ok,that doesn't make sense and I'm crazy.....

That must be why I always feel compelled to bring him myhhr.

Cay