Strange announcments at work

[sehthan]

Got this in my work email this morning:


LOST COCKATOO

ATTENTION TENANTS:

A COCKATOO WAS FOUND IN OUR PARKING AREA THIS MORNING.

IF IT BELONGS TO YOU, PLEASE COME TO THE OFFICE OF THE BUILDING.

Nov 9, 2005





Bet someone can beat it, though.

[StoneGold]

Best I can do is we had a fire drill today.




It was raining today.

[K'Nort]

I got a similar email two years ago but from one of the condo board members and they'd found a baby crocodile in the basement.

[mgs]

at my work (near wtc site in downtown manhattan) without a doubt, every few days our fire alarms will go off with lights and blaring sirens and such and then on the pa system will be the captain of the nearest fire station, warning everyone NOT to pay any attention to the lights and alarm and such as there is NO emergency!!!

it's insane! they go full on just to tell us not to pay attention to the blaring sirens and their announcements because there IS NO EMERGENCY!!! we just sit, stop work and listen until they are done telling us this, but when they do it, it happens like 5 times a day!!

[Paradox]

sehthan has an announcement to make:

Got this in my work email this morning:


LOST COCKATOO

ATTENTION TENANTS:

A COCKATOO WAS FOUND IN OUR PARKING AREA THIS MORNING.

IF IT BELONGS TO YOU, PLEASE COME TO THE OFFICE OF THE BUILDING.

Nov 9, 2005



Shouldn't that be a "FOUND COCKATOO"? I mean, I'm pretty sure they know where it is, so it's not lost to them. ;)

[Dom]

I got one yesterday, but I imagine it was from this woman who hasn't quite grasped the concept of the cc function.

When it says #MTL-EVERYONE, it's pretty much going to everyone.

By the way, did you know the mexican food from 3 Amigos had a woman letting loose liquid fecal matter into her underwear?

Well, the entire Montreal office knows now.