New member introduction : MrOrange99

[MrOrange99]

HELLO!

I am new to the world of online communities but came here because I think I'll fit in nicely. I found this site via a search engine....

If you can't tell allready my favorite movie of all time is Reservoir Dogs!
Other than that, just looking to make some online friends. I am a joker so lots of times I am sarcastic, just a warning, lol.

[Dizzy D]

Welcome to CBR, hope you enjoy your time here.

[Brandon Hanvey]

Welcome to CBR.

[howyadoin]

my favorite movie of all time is Reservoir Dogs!Love that movie.

[kmeyers]

I think you should punch Mr. Pink in the face for being a bad tipper.

[howyadoin]

"Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."

[kmeyers]

NOT a Bob Dylan song!!!! contrary to popular belief...Stealer's Wheel...

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.

[howyadoin]

NOT a Bob Dylan song!!!! contrary to popular belief...Stealer's Wheel...Ever hear the Eagles of Death Metal do that?

[kmeyers]

Ever hear the Eagles of Death Metal do that?
I've heard many versions of that song....but I don't believe i've heard the death metal version.

[howyadoin]

I've heard many versions of that song....but I don't believe i've heard the death metal version.No, no. They're a spinoff of Queens of the Stone Age. They aren't actually a death metal band; that's just what they call themselves.

[Paradox]

Hello [fill in name of newbie],

Welcome to CBR.

I am not really a creepy pedophile, I only play one at CBR.

Beware of fly on the wall. He is crazy bad man. Much juju.

Welcome.

© Form Letters 'R' Us

[Dan Apodaca]

Are you gay? 'Cause we made this an all-gay forum. You have to be gay.

Wanna go out?

[ghostrider666]

Welcome MrPink, whoops, I ment MrOrange.
Just a question. How come you didnt enter any personal info, location,age??

[Dom]

Welcome.

Prepare for the initiation spanking.

[Paradox]

ghostrider666 forgot the rules:

Welcome MrPink, whoops, I ment MrOrange.
Just a question. How come you didnt enter any personal info, location,age??

"Joe: With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a bank you robbed in St. Petersburg. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names...
[pointing to each respective member]
Joe: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: 'Cause you're a faggot, all right? "

:p

[MrOrange99]

This week was HELL, sorry I haven't been able to respond.

(I am a college student and lets just say my teachers love to make sure they all give their tests on the same day.... :mad: )

I've actually been lurking here for quite a while, so a newbie I am not.... but if it makes you feel happy to pretend, I am all for it.

this weekend I hope to get into more threads

[MsSpring]

Welcome.

Prepare for the initiation spanking.


wtf? I didn't get one.

You jerks.

Nice sig. ;)

[howyadoin]

wtf? I didn't get one.

You jerks.You need to fill out a form 1113-B, and take it to the Complaints Department.

(Not the Compliments Department. You'd be surprised how many people confuse the two.)

[MsSpring]

You need to fill out a form 1113-B, and take it to the Complaints Department.

(Not the Compliments Department. You'd be surprised how many people confuse the two.)


Geez, the last time I had to work this hard to get spanked, I ended up chained to a wall, and...

..wait, where's the complaints department?

[howyadoin]

Geez, the last time I had to work this hard to get spanked, I ended up chained to a wall, and...

..wait, where's the complaints department?What can I say? We're sadistic like that sometimes.

[Paradox]

howyadoin should dyslexize:

You need to fill out a form 1113-B, and take it to the Complaints Department.

(Not the Compliments Department. You'd be surprised how many people confuse the two.)

Considering the nature of the complaint, I think she'll find it more of a "Compliant Dept." ;)

[MsSpring]

Considering the nature of the complaint, I think she'll find it more of a "Compliant Dept." ;)


Haha. Nice.

Does this mean all my paperwork is in order, then?

Now what? Do I make an appointment, or something?

[Paradox]

MsSpring is an eager beaver:

Haha. Nice.

Does this mean all my paperwork is in order, then?

Now what? Do I make an appointment, or something?

Hold your horses. The vat of jello hasn't arrived yet and I'm **ungh!** still trying to **NGH!** get this damned pull start generator started!

Luckily, there's still plenty of foam rubber and cream cheese left from the last time...

[MsSpring]

Hold your horses. The vat of jello hasn't arrived yet and I'm **ungh!** still trying to **NGH!** get this damned pull start generator started!

Luckily, there's still plenty of foam rubber and cream cheese left from the last time...


Well, I have *no* idea what the cream cheese is for...

but I'm down. :p