You can start hating me now.

[i_mmmchocolate]

This is just a brief note stating that I have a dream job.

I work four days a week (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday)-- 11am to 3.30pm. And the job is only 10 minutes away from my house.

I nearly squealed when the Director of the Library told me that was my schedule.

The funny part is I've told my sister repeatedly that my dream job would start no earlier than 10am. "Ha! Well, in the real world, that'll never happen!"

When I told her that I got the job, and what my hours were, she said, "You're my hero."

[Dennis K]

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[west3man]

Congrats!

Way to miss all that rush-hour traffic, too.

[Mike Smith]

If you tell me that you are actually from NYC with this type of set-up, I will weep.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Congratulations.

No exclamation point?

Congrats!

Much better!

[BlairH]

Yay!
Congratulations Lena! Sounds like an awesome job!

What are your newly accuired duties?

[YoursTruly]

Sweet... how bout pay?

There's a woman I work with who only works like 15 hours a week whenever she feels like coming in (but spends alot of time on her cell phone) and has made $35,000 in the last 6 months. Must be nice...

[i_mmmchocolate]

If you tell me that you are actually from NYC with this type of set-up, I will weep.

Nope, in Westchester.

I still rule the world though.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Yay!
Congratulations Lena! Sounds like an awesome job!

What are your newly accuired duties?

It depends. Every other week I change departments and work with the head supervisors. It's sort of like an orientation.

Sweet... how bout pay?

For what I'll be doing, I'm overpaid and lovin' it. I've already stashed enough money for future cons, namely SD and MoCCA. I think the high salary has a lot to do with my geographic location though.

[Mike Smith]

Nope, in Westchester.

I still rule the world though.

Yes, you do. Very big congrats on that. :D

[YoursTruly]

I've already stashed enough money for future cons, namely SD and MoCCA.

Okay, now I can hatecha. ;) lol

[Slam_Bradley]

Ahhhh...who could hate sweet lil you.

Congratulations, Lena. Glad to hear that things are going well.

[Ed Cunard]

We can start?

Kidding. Congrats.

[Tadhg Adams]

Start?

Anyway, the best part of your schedule, no workee on new comic day! YAY!

[Dreadstar]

I don't think I could hate you.

Envy you, maybe.

[Dom]

Oh ya, well I work 8:30 to 5 and I get to drive through 45 minutes of gridlock traffic and park down a hill 15 minutes away.

I hate you.

Congrats!!!

[Winslow]

When I get up at 5:30 am I will hate you . . .

When I sit in traffic for an hour and a half I will hate you.

But right now things are going pretty good - so congratulations!

(I'm so fickle when it comes to online relationships)

Seriously - that's great. :D I had a job with a 10 minute commute once and flexible hours - it was awesome.

[i_mmmchocolate]

The icing on the cake would've been if they told me I could come to work wearing my bummy pajamas!

[K'Nort]

The icing on the cake would've been if they told me I could come to work wearing my bummy pajamas!

Bummy or bunny?

[YoursTruly]

lol You guys even make my 9-5 job seem good. *hugs all around*

And definately congratz chocolate (sorry, don't know ya yet). Havin a job you like makes life a whooooooooole lot easier.

[Flawless P]

I am torn between harming you and being happy for you, although my job is prolly easier your pay is almost definately better than mine.

Computer store, I sell things to people. I also fix there computers... I get to charge them money for what is usually user error. Fun stuff. I bet you have somthing like that too eh? Thought not! Ok sorry I am trying to gloat but your job is way cooler than mine.

CURSES!
any way CONGRATULATIONS!

[i_mmmchocolate]

Bummy or bunny?

Both!

They'd have to include slippers-- or no deal.

[Winslow]

The icing on the cake would've been if they told me I could come to work wearing my bummy pajamas!

Are those the old fashioned one's with the drop down rump so your bum shows?

[Brandon Hanvey]

Congrats, Lena.

[Dennis K]

No exclamation point?



Much better!



Bah, go back and check my original post.

[Sir Tim Drake]

You have my hateful congratulations. :)

[StoneGold]

I don't hate.



Revenge is best served cold.

[SteelTownr]

I think it is great and I don't hate you one bit.

Mark B.

[cable guy]

Congrats!

It is great, and you deserve it. :)

[Dan Apodaca]

Can i join in the celebration party? I'm working a job right now that is comprised of giving my opinion on different stages of development for a new business. It's easy consulting, and I work from home whenever I want!

Not as much pay as you, I'm sure, but I'm calling it a fair trade.

Congratulations... TO US!!!

[i_mmmchocolate]

Congratulations... TO US!!!

Go us! It's our birthday!

[Jeff Brady]

I won't hate you, but I will loathe you.

[Pól Rua]

Nope, in Westchester.
I still rule the world though.

We need rocketpacks here, stat!

Oh, and congratulations and stuff.
I wish I had *my* dream job...

...waitasec... :p

[Justin Davis]

Before I say anything else, I want to know how much you get paid. You don't have to be specific, but how much do you get paid at this dream job? Then, I'll tell you what I think.

[Deathstroke]

Wait, if I start hating you, how can I maintain my desire to meet you?

I'm so kerflutzed....

[Wesley Dodds]

I hate you! I hope you die!

[DarlingNikki]

how can i possibly hate you??? can i just like you a little less instead?

[west3man]

how can i possibly hate you??? can i just like you a little less instead?
I need to wake up.

I thought this said "can i just get a little ass instead?"

[Wesley Dodds]

Well, this is Nikki, so...

[BlairH]

I hate you! I hope you die!

sheesh!
How can you even say that? I mean, I know that it's a joke and all, but still...

[Wesley Dodds]

sheesh!
How can you even say that? I mean, I know that it's a joke and all, but still...

I hope *you* lose a leg to gangrene!

[BlairH]

I hope *you* lose a leg to gangrene!

I'll just replace it with another part. Plenty of spares in my shed.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I need to wake up.

I thought this said "can i just get a little ass instead?"

hilarious.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I hate you! I hope you die!

You're so mean! What if I got hit by a Guinness truck? Or mauled by a bear? Or fell into a ditch? You would feel guilty the rest of your life!

[Gaz]

hilarious.
Oh, come on, you would, wouldn't ya? ;) (Humor me, I crave attention :p )

[Wesley Dodds]

You're so mean! What if I got hit by a Guinness truck? Or mauled by a bear? Or fell into a ditch? You would feel guilty the rest of your life!

If you got hit by a Guinness truck, at least you'd be able to lap up the puddle of creamy Irish malt liquour as you died, numbing the pain.

"I... mmmmm... guinness... *ack*..."

[i_mmmchocolate]

Oh, come on, you would, wouldn't ya? ;) (Humor me, I crave attention :p )

I won't *even* entertain that question! It was West who imagined he read that. What a perv!!!

[Wesley Dodds]

I won't *even* entertain that question! It was West who imagined he read that. What a perv!!!

You're always so frumpy early in the morning!

[i_mmmchocolate]

You're always so frumpy early in the morning!

Ah ha. That's where you are wrong! It's 12.00pm!

I love exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

[Wesley Dodds]

Ah ha. That's where you are wrong! It's 12.00pm!

I love exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

Oh, right. It's only 2:57am the next day here in Australia, what am I thinking?

I like tiny text because it makes people squint and they look ugly in public and then people shun them.

[DarlingNikki]

Well, this is Nikki, so...

what do you mean by that??? :evilangry

[Wesley Dodds]

what do you mean by that???

Hey, I read your blog, missy. I know all about your wild and wonderful adventures!