Christian, Austin quit WWE; Torrie released [Archive]

Captain Trips

10-31-2005, 10:11 PM

Christian's contract expired and he didn't renew, but he will work Taboo Tuesday. Austin has quit the WWE again after being told he would have to job to Coach at the PPV (Coach will now face Batista with absolutely no build up to this match) and that JR is not coming back to announce RAW. And Torrie Wilson has been released.

http://www.wrestlingobserver.com/wo/news/headlines/default.asp?aID=14647

Add this to the injuries to Kane and Edge, and this PPV is one big trainwreck.

Gaz

11-01-2005, 02:54 AM

See, Vince, it's not funny when it happens to YOU, is it?

Scorpion13

11-01-2005, 03:55 AM

Well, good idea!

Have one of your most over performers job to somebody who isnt a wrestler? Now, where have I heard of that before......hmmmm.......

And am I the only one who thinks that the recent skit about JR is a contributing factor to him not returning?

GozertheGozarian

11-01-2005, 03:59 AM

Christian leaving sucks, but good riddance to Austin and Torrie.

GremlinClr

11-01-2005, 07:12 AM

Please WWE, for the love of god, do NOT hire Austin back. How many times has he quit now? He's not worth it! Hell, even HHH jobs occasionally, it's really not that big a deal. Talk about an ego, yeesh.

Maybe Christian will go to TNA. That would be cool.

IamtheRock3

11-01-2005, 07:36 AM

not to defend Austin

But I dought HHH would Job to a guy like Coach.

Dennis K

11-01-2005, 07:57 AM

The one time I change the channel from the Ravens/Steelers game over to wrestling and I see Goldust and Vader in the ring. What year is this?

DarlingNikki

11-01-2005, 08:48 AM

what does "job" mean?

titanfan

11-01-2005, 08:49 AM

But I dought HHH would Job to a guy like Coach

He jobbed to JR!

Shade

11-01-2005, 09:01 AM

Captain Trips

11-01-2005, 09:02 AM

what does "job" mean?

Obviously the finishes of professional wrestling matches are predetermined. The term "jobber" refers to a no name wrestler who would compete against and lose to a star performer (a wrestler who usually has a gimmick and is being pushed and marketed by the wrestling organization). Essentially the "jobber" does the job of making the other guy look good by losing to him.

GremlinClr

11-01-2005, 09:03 AM

what does "job" mean?

It just means lose. As in "doing the job" or "jobbing" to someone.

Captain Trips

11-01-2005, 09:07 AM

Plus its not like he would be doing the job clean! Im sure they would have had Mark Henry or SOMEONE come in and cause the loss. This is stupid on both parts.

Losing Christian is worse then them letting Charlie Haas get out the door. WWE creative is a bunch of idiots.

I am pretty sure I read that the idea was that Austin would lose due to some kind of outside interference. But it is his first match in a year or two, and I wonder if it makes sense to have him lose. I don't think he knew what the plan was for him at Taboo Tuesday until very recently, and there just wasn't time to work out a compromise with him. Plus, I don't think he is happy about the whole JR thing.

The WWE wanted to resign Christian, but Christian decided not to renew his contract. I remember hearing he was disgruntled with how he was being handled. Maybe he'll go to TNA.

Shade

11-01-2005, 09:16 AM

I am pretty sure I read that the idea was that Austin would lose due to some kind of outside interference. But it is his first match in a year or two, and I wonder if it makes sense to have him lose. I don't think he knew what the plan was for him at Taboo Tuesday until very recently, and there just wasn't time to work out a compromise with him. Plus, I don't think he is happy about the whole JR thing.

It doesnt matter. Unless he's making a long term come back he doesn't need to establish himself as some legit power. THis is a case of a guys ego overriding what is best for the business. Whoever was begging that WWE PLEASE not sign him again is right on the money. I don't want to see him on my tv again.

The WWE wanted to resign Christian, but Christian decided not to renew his contract. I remember hearing he was disgruntled with how he was being handled. Maybe he'll go to TNA.

I hope he does go to TNA. I know they wanted to resign him but from what we have heard it sounds like another case of WWE handling things poorly AND letting a major talent get away. They never used the guy to his potential and if EVER there was a case of a guy getting himself over without creatives help it was Christian. He did EVERYTHING they ever asked of him and delivered more and still the respect he recieved was dick. Poor management on WWE's part. Bottom line they should have offered him a deal that was sweet enough to stay instead of forking out money to see Austin, Foley, Piper and all these other past their prime players.

marshal99

11-01-2005, 09:46 AM

Losing Christian is worse then them letting Charlie Haas get out the door. WWE creative is a bunch of idiots.

I feel John "Johnny Ace" Laurinaitis has a lot to do with all the firing and low morale backstage in the WWE. Since he succeed Jim Ross as VP of talents relations , things backstage have gone from bad to worse. He's the one that forced the dress code for wrestlers and fines for being late and all that and he's in charge of the talents and he's the one who decides whether to fire or retain them.

JohnPopa

11-01-2005, 09:52 AM

Jobbing Austin to Coach in any way is not good business. Anyone suggesting that it is good business, doesn't know what good business is.

Good business is knowing how to give the people what they want. They want to see Austin kick someone's ass, just as they want to see Hogan drop the big leg on someone. Failing to deliver that is just alienating the people who are watching the show.

That's not to say either guy is above doing jobs, not at all, but it has to be in a way that it means something significant, both to the performers and to the audience. There should be no 50/50 between Austin and an announcer, especially not if the long term plan is to have Austin main event Wrestlemania, an event that literally puts millions of dollars in the company's coifers.

Deciding on Saturday to tell Austin he's jobbing to Coach is horrible business, as was bringing him back at all for such a non-relevant and financially useless match.

BoosterBronze

11-01-2005, 09:54 AM

Seriously though, wasn't Christian on RAW last night, in the big SmackDown runin? If he quit, why was he on the show? I'm confused.

JohnPopa

11-01-2005, 09:58 AM

Christian didn't renew his contract -- different from quitting. He's fulfilling his contractual obligations otherwise he can be accused of a breach.

DarlingNikki

11-01-2005, 10:00 AM

Obviously the finishes of professional wrestling matches are predetermined. The term "jobber" refers to a no name wrestler who would compete against and lose to a star performer (a wrestler who usually has a gimmick and is being pushed and marketed by the wrestling organization). Essentially the "jobber" does the job of making the other guy look good by losing to him.

well that sucks. so in other words, austin was asked to job a scrub. what, in order to make the scrub a big-name or something?

BoosterBronze

11-01-2005, 10:03 AM

Christian didn't renew his contract -- different from quitting. He's fulfilling his contractual obligations otherwise he can be accused of a breach.

Gotcha. So when is he off the WWE programming, and when is he going to be free for other organizations?

Forefinger

11-01-2005, 10:18 AM

well that sucks. so in other words, austin was asked to job a scrub. what, in order to make the scrub a big-name or something?
Yeah. If the plan was originally to have Mark Henry come in and interfere to cost Austin the match, then there would be grounds for a fued between Austin and Henry. If that wasn't going to happen, it would just be Austin loosing to Coach. I don't know why, the guy is an announcer. Austin loosing to him wouldn't have any benefit to wrasslin'. Coach is always going to be an announcer who very occasionally steps in the ring. What would be the point?

Bruce Wayne Jr.

11-01-2005, 10:22 AM

well that sucks. so in other words, austin was asked to job a scrub. what, in order to make the scrub a big-name or something?

I don't think McMahon is behind the Coach as a genuine wrestling talent, so I'm guessing Austin jobbing to him would be a way to prolong the "J.R.'s fired/J.R. returns" storyline. We can assume that eventually Ross would have returned, with assistance from his old buddy Stone Cold, but it looks like the parties involved are no longer happy with the situation (and you really can't blame em).

Ill-conceived, poorly planned. If Austin, J.R., and frankly all of the on-again-off-again veterans of the show had any real sense, they'd retire and leave WWE behind. A finished legacy is better than a tarnished one.

Dennis K

11-01-2005, 10:44 AM

If Austin, J.R., and frankly all of the on-again-off-again veterans of the show had any real sense, they'd retire and leave WWE behind. A finished legacy is better than a tarnished one.

Is there really such a thing as a tarnished legacy when it comes to professional wrestling? I mean it's not exactly Michael Jordan in a Washington Wizards uniform is it?

VCreed32

11-01-2005, 10:45 AM

Bruce Wayne Jr.

11-01-2005, 10:51 AM

Nope, part of why Austin didn't do it was because it still would have had nothing with bringing JR back.

Oh.

Well, to hell with it.

Bruce Wayne Jr.

11-01-2005, 10:51 AM

Is there really such a thing as a tarnished legacy when it comes to professional wrestling? I mean it's not exactly Michael Jordan in a Washington Wizards uniform is it?

Different strokes. Wrestling has its' stars and rabid followers just as much as basketball does.

Sheldon

11-01-2005, 10:55 AM

The one time I change the channel from the Ravens/Steelers game over to wrestling and I see Goldust and Vader in the ring. What year is this?
Goldust and Vader are back?

Dennis K

11-01-2005, 10:58 AM

Different strokes. Wrestling has its' stars and rabid followers just as much as basketball does.

That's not really what I meant. I'm not anywhere near as big a wrestling fan as most of the people who post in the wrestling threads, however, I have read Foley's first book and Rick Flair's book. While it's obvious they both have respect for the industry in which they've made their living, they also both seem to realize that same industry is a carnival of the absurd. Worrying about one's legacy runs a distant second to putting on a good show is what I took from the books previously mentioned.

Dennis K

11-01-2005, 11:00 AM

Goldust and Vader are back?

They were last night anyway, and Vader managed to botch the complex "getting out of the ring" move by falling down.

Forefinger

11-01-2005, 11:02 AM

They were last night anyway, and Vader managed to botch the complex "getting out of the ring" move by falling down.
I was laughing and screaming over that! My wife was asking "What's up, what's so funny?!?" I responded "Haw haw haw, that fat fuck fell down. he can't even get out of the ring!!"

Valmore

11-01-2005, 11:07 AM

Dennis K

11-01-2005, 11:09 AM

Okay... so Austin refused to job to a guy who shouldn't even be employed by the WWE in any capacity other than "Laundry Boy?"

I can't say I blame him.

I mean... frickin' Coach? He shouldn't even be allowed to announce, let alone wrestle.

Every time I see/hear Coach I keep thinking he's the kid who played Jake Sisko on Star Trek: DS9. I probably should have stopped drinking earlier.

Erik Lehnsherr

11-01-2005, 11:42 AM

Christian being gone is horrible news and there was NO reason for Austin to lose to Coach in a comeback tour that ends with a Hogan main event in Chicago. Just HORRIBLE booking decisions for Raw right now. The Masters push, the Conway push, no IC title fueds, horrible tag team champs, Cena is still champ, and now no Austin. Trish and Angle are the last bright spots on Raw.

Forefinger

11-01-2005, 12:24 PM

Yeah. I was happy that Ric Flair won the IC title from Carlito at first, but if there is going to be no heat with it, he doesn't even carry it around!, he should drop it to someone else. If Kurt doesn't win the WWE title tonight, he should win the IC off of Flair next Monday. Then it could at least be defended.

Captain Trips

11-01-2005, 12:52 PM

Gotcha. So when is he off the WWE programming, and when is he going to be free for other organizations?

From what I understand, Christian is working the PPV last night and then he is done with WWE. I think his contract ended over the weekend, so his agreeing to work RAW last night and the PPV tonight seems like a credit to him.

Captain Trips

11-01-2005, 01:01 PM

I don't think McMahon is behind the Coach as a genuine wrestling talent, so I'm guessing Austin jobbing to him would be a way to prolong the "J.R.'s fired/J.R. returns" storyline. We can assume that eventually Ross would have returned, with assistance from his old buddy Stone Cold, but it looks like the parties involved are no longer happy with the situation (and you really can't blame em).

Ill-conceived, poorly planned. If Austin, J.R., and frankly all of the on-again-off-again veterans of the show had any real sense, they'd retire and leave WWE behind. A finished legacy is better than a tarnished one.

I don't think they are planning to bring JR back to television at all. Ever. Now I know this is the WWE and never say never, but as it stands now JR would only be back to do the internet broadcast of RAW. He will not appear on TV - meaning he would not be in an on-camera angle involving he and Stone Cold getting revenge on Coach or Vince or anyone else.

Which leads to further confusion as to why they wanted Austin to lose to Coach. What was the point? To bring Mark Henry back? If they were really hoping for Austin vs Hogan at Wrestlemania, a match of two "legends," then there is no way Austin should lose to ANYONE before such a match occurs.

Now I haven't watched wrestling pretty much since football season began, but I am keeping up with most of the goings on via the internet and hearing my friends talk about it. So maybe I am missing something, but the WWE just seems like they have no clue what they are doing anymore. This is starting to become shades of WCW when they were at the beginning of the end.

Chi Illy

11-01-2005, 01:06 PM

They really need to stop bringing Stone Cold back. That being said, if I was Stone Cold, I would've have done the job to Coach either, especially if it meant getting involved in failed mark Henry push #10000.

Tusk

11-01-2005, 01:20 PM

In earlier post of Christian not resigning (which is pretty messed up for the WWE), someone earlier said something about Torrie Wilson being released.

Was Torrie on RAW of Monday this week or last week? Besides that, who wanted the release between the WWE and her?

The WWF *or* E is mutilating itself right now.

Astonishing X-Fan

11-01-2005, 01:31 PM

I don't understand why they would let go of Torrie, either. Isn't she one of the more popular divas? And her Playboy stuff helped the company

Wreck On The Highway

11-01-2005, 01:36 PM

Guess what I just read on Wrestling Observer? They're flying Joey Styles to San Diego to meet with Vince and Kevin Dunn about becoming the RAW lead announcer. Looks like JR really is gone.

titanfan

11-01-2005, 01:44 PM

WWE.com has always been up to date with releases lately, so I am wondering why nothing has been said about Torrie yet. While she's been removed from all Taboo Tuesday graphics, they haven't removed her profile off of wwe.com yet.

It seems a strange time for her release. She was doing nothing on Smackdown for months, why now when she's in an actual storyline?

Steve

11-01-2005, 01:55 PM

I was laughing and screaming over that! My wife was asking "What's up, what's so funny?!?" I responded "Haw haw haw, that fat fuck fell down. he can't even get out of the ring!!"
Dude, that was soooooo funny. lol

JohnPopa

11-01-2005, 01:57 PM

The WWE website is now denying that Torrie's been let go.

Forefinger

11-01-2005, 02:03 PM

Dude, that was soooooo funny. lol
Fat, clumsy people amuse me greatly.

Dennis K

11-01-2005, 02:16 PM

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

http://www.onzuka.com/Photos/Big%20Van%20Vader.jpg

Gaz

11-01-2005, 04:06 PM

JOEY FREAKIN' STYLES is doing the play-by-play for tonight's show!

Legato

11-01-2005, 05:02 PM

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

http://www.onzuka.com/Photos/Big%20Van%20Vader.jpg

That has got to be embarassing though. Im sure even Kamala, as fat as he is, didn't screw up exiting the ring like Vader did. Vader almost looked as if he were drunk in that ring last night.

Pól Rua

11-01-2005, 06:28 PM

Pól to Vince.
Okay. That's it.
I'm out.

I stuck with you through Katie freakin' Vick, but this is too damn much.

Legato

11-01-2005, 06:32 PM

Pól to Vince.
Okay. That's it.
I'm out.

I stuck with you through Katie freakin' Vick, but this is too damn much.

Im sticking with them until TNA becomes a actual contender against them. Or if Chris Jericho leaves WWE.

Donald Stone

11-01-2005, 06:34 PM

You know, if Captain Charisma shows up on TNA, I'm there. Hell, considering they push Rhino and Jeff Hardy, Christian should holding the belt inside of a month.

Legato

11-01-2005, 06:38 PM

You know, if Captain Charisma shows up on TNA, I'm there. Hell, considering they push Rhino and Jeff Hardy, Christian should holding the belt inside of a month.

Word. Rhino was in TNA for a month and already he is the heavyweight champion.

Pól Rua

11-01-2005, 06:42 PM

Im sticking with them until TNA becomes a actual contender against them. Or if Chris Jericho leaves WWE.

There are lots of people still working for the WWE that I'm still interested in watching - Booker T, Eddie Guererro, Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, William Regal - but seriously, I don't think it's a talent problem.
I think the WWE has a lot of talent at the moment.

And absolutely no idea on how to make a show entertaining. It's not that there's nobody worth watching, it's just that they're not letting these people be entertaining and interesting to watch.

I'm sick of watching excellent athletes, performers and entertainers have to work muzzled, blinkered, handcuffed, and laden down with heavy weights.
I'll probably continue to watch Heat and Velocity because I may have the chance to watch some wrestling, but I'm not getting it on either of the main shows.

Jamal

11-01-2005, 06:46 PM

Is Thriple Crap trying to bury Austin already hmmm? And what's with Flair only speaking for a minute? Torrie's release may have something to do with her being married to Kidman imo.
With Christian I'm confused.
Vader :(
And Joey Style better get a a crap load of money? By the way just got the Forever Hardcore dvd and it was great. Lots of good info.

Valmore

11-01-2005, 08:01 PM

Every time I see/hear Coach I keep thinking he's the kid who played Jake Sisko on Star Trek: DS9. I probably should have stopped drinking earlier.

Yeah, but the guy on DS:9 actually had acting talent. Unlike... Coach.

marshal99

11-01-2005, 08:42 PM

Torrie wasn't apparently released at all but had a family emergency. Guess she will be back in a week or so , still sucks about Christian though.

Erik Lehnsherr

11-01-2005, 09:19 PM

There are lots of people still working for the WWE that I'm still interested in watching - Booker T, Eddie Guererro, Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, William Regal - but seriously, I don't think it's a talent problem.
I think the WWE has a lot of talent at the moment.

And absolutely no idea on how to make a show entertaining. It's not that there's nobody worth watching, it's just that they're not letting these people be entertaining and interesting to watch.

I'm sick of watching excellent athletes, performers and entertainers have to work muzzled, blinkered, handcuffed, and laden down with heavy weights.
I'll probably continue to watch Heat and Velocity because I may have the chance to watch some wrestling, but I'm not getting it on either of the main shows.

Actually I think Benoit, Booker, Angle, and especially Eddie have being great jobs all year long. Eddie and Angle are going all out in carrying each other's show respectively. As long as HHH loses and jobs like he did tonight and continue to play the background player, Raw has a slim chance of watchability. Smackdown has been improving for the last 3 months.

marshal99

11-01-2005, 09:31 PM

The schedules for WWE is far more demanding than those of TNA hence why WWE tends to restrict the high risk moves for wrestlers as they are afraid of injuries , they are practically on the road every day 6 days a week , doing house shows , going abroad , etc.
TNA schedule are more easy going , have more time and allowances for their wrestlers to make outside appearances in other organisations.

Phoney Bone

11-01-2005, 11:37 PM

The whole thing about vader slipping coming out of the ring in overblown nit-pickiness. Like he's the only one who ever has. Like he's the only one who ever has on television. You'd be suprised what kind of f-ups you DON'T see on TV.

lboinyamouf4sho

11-02-2005, 01:22 AM

I was laughing and screaming over that! My wife was asking "What's up, what's so funny?!?" I responded "Haw haw haw, that fat fuck fell down. he can't even get out of the ring!!"

come on man, vader was probly the best big man ever in the buisness. he's far too old to be out there, it hurt me to see him out there like that barely able to move and falling all over. i didn't see anything funny about watching an old man fall down.

Nick Kal

11-02-2005, 01:24 AM

I stopped watching wrestling... but Christian was awesome. Boo!

And how could they fire Torrie Wilson? She is like playboy wrestling queen... all those diva search chicks suck. Pffft.

lboinyamouf4sho

11-02-2005, 01:30 AM

I stopped watching wrestling... but Christian was awesome. Boo!

And how could they fire Torrie Wilson? She is like playboy wrestling queen... all those diva search chicks suck. Pffft.

i never realized how nice of legs and ass ashley has before last night, also never noticed that trish has no hips. :eek:

lboinyamouf4sho

11-02-2005, 01:31 AM

I'll probably continue to watch Heat and Velocity because I may have the chance to watch some wrestling, but I'm not getting it on either of the main shows.

i've actually thought smackdowns been good lately

Pól Rua

11-02-2005, 01:53 AM

I haven't been watching every week. Hrm.
May have to re-examine.

lboinyamouf4sho

11-02-2005, 01:58 AM

I haven't been watching every week. Hrm.
May have to re-examine.

well it's better than raw anyways.

Gaz

11-02-2005, 03:41 AM

i never realized how nice of legs and ass ashley has before last night, also never noticed that trish has no hips. :eek:
It's not so much no hips, as they're out of proportion with her boob job... er, I mean, "natural assets"...

ElijahS23

11-02-2005, 03:44 AM

Well, I had a pretty good time at TABOO TUESDAY, went w/ bro & friends and for OLD-SKOOL's sake wore my VINTAGE Austin 3:16 shirt (yeah, the VERY FIRST one released) but...

It's funny how everything looks smaller in person at these kind of mass events (but on the good side, seats that you may think are "nose-bleeds" actually aren't that bad; but the binoculars were especially helpful during the lingerie match, and YES Ashley is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine; wish she won the damn thing)

2 pizzas and 2 cokes for $20 sucks! But if it's a once-in-a-while special occasion like this (only my 2nd WWF/E event), it's not too bad, I guess...

The whole AUSTIN/ROSS thing stinks, I was half-expectin' STUNNERS to hit BATISTA, COACH, & THE LOT OF THEM at the match's close... AUSTIN as a no-show reeked (especially w/ my personal homage mentioned above), but AUSTIN jobbing to COACH is just not right (But then again, so is seeing an ineffectual GOLDDUST & terribly overweight VADER; jeez he was so awesome once.. 'member the smokin' Helmet?? ..you 'member..)

I believe the AUSTIN/McMAHON on-again/off-again love affair may NEVER die but w/ regards to the MARK HENRY push..., I mean C'MON let's put the Sexual Chocolate thing to rest now...

JR is flat out THE BEST ANNOUNCER Wrasslin' s EVER had, PERIOD! I'll ALWAYS have a soft spot in my heart for his dedication to the business, from the small studios at Turner to the Mega-shows w/ McMahon. I was ecstatic about J. Styles being in-house, but it's VERY sad to think JR may not return. Oh yeah, the MOST FRUSTRATING PART o' the night was NOT HEARING STYLES, and only seeing mute video pans to he and the King... "Oh my GOD!!" :eek: But if JR can't be there, then Styles is the next best thing!

AND FINALLY, Wrestling as a whole has been woefully PATHETIC compared to the glory days running up to the late 90's. Gimmicks, Storylines, AND Wrestlers' Acting & Effort (in general) have taken a STEEP-ASS NOSEDIVE. I've been watching since 1983 and it's REALLY DISAPPOINTING to see the state of things now... I guess the days of The IV HORSEMAN, THE STEINER BROS, 2-hour STING/FLAIR matches, DX Shenanigans (pre-New Age Outlaws, of course) and HARDY BOYS high-risk are just a memory now...

The only bright spot is TNA's X-Division; otherwise I'd be happy if everyone else in that camp was tossed out the window.. oh yeah, and if that HEXAGON RING of theirs was DRASTICALLY increased in size!

Can I get an OLD-SKOOL Vintage IV HORSEMAN FLAIR "Woooooooooooooo!!"?? :o

Erik Lehnsherr

11-02-2005, 09:02 AM

i never realized how nice of legs and ass ashley has before last night, also never noticed that trish has no hips. :eek:

That's what happens when Ashley dresses like a woman for once. And Trish has lost weight apparently. She had a nice ass all last year. Her ass is a slimmer this year but her body is in great shape.

lboinyamouf4sho

11-03-2005, 01:38 AM

That's what happens when Ashley dresses like a woman for once. And Trish has lost weight apparently. She had a nice ass all last year. Her ass is a slimmer this year but her body is in great shape.

ashley can be hot as hell i decided, and if matt hardy is hitting that i bet he's thanking god he never married litas skanky ass. although i bet lita does some dirty things in the bedroom.

Gaz

11-03-2005, 02:08 AM

Did anyone notice that Ashley wore a devil/angel costume on Raw? Sort of an "angelic diablo"...
And we've crossed into Vertigo territory.

lboinyamouf4sho

11-03-2005, 02:16 AM

Did anyone notice that Ashley wore a devil/angel costume on Raw? Sort of an "angelic diablo"...
And we've crossed into Vertigo territory.

no i hadn't noticed that, matt must be in the girls head already. nice work matt.

Erik Lehnsherr

11-03-2005, 09:59 AM

ashley can be hot as hell i decided, and if matt hardy is hitting that i bet he's thanking god he never married litas skanky ass. although i bet lita does some dirty things in the bedroom.

Hopefully she can continue to wear bad girl outfits because that Punk "look" shit is making me sick. Be bad, Ashley! Be VERY bad!

BoosterBronze

11-03-2005, 10:05 AM

Hopefully she can continue to wear bad girl outfits because that Punk "look" shit is making me sick. Be bad, Ashley! Be VERY bad!

Hmmm, but perhaps her outdated punk look, which is reminiscent of hmmmm.... LITA five years ago is why Matt is with her. He seems like a sad, sad, fellow. I wonder if he calls her "Lita" during sex, and I wonder if she minds.

MATT: Hey, put on this 1999 "Team Extreme" T-Shirt
ASHLEY: Sure.
MATT: Call me Esse Rios.
ASHLEY: Whatever.

Erik Lehnsherr

11-03-2005, 10:34 AM

Hmmm, but perhaps her outdated punk look, which is reminiscent of hmmmm.... LITA five years ago is why Matt is with her. He seems like a sad, sad, fellow. I wonder if he calls her "Lita" during sex, and I wonder if she minds.

MATT: Hey, put on this 1999 "Team Extreme" T-Shirt
ASHLEY: Sure.
MATT: Call me Esse Rios.
ASHLEY: Whatever.

Honestly, I can't see why anyone would waste time trying to bang Lita. She's not that attractive and it seems like one would have do the work in bed. Yeah...Dark Angel Ashley over Punk Lita anyday of my lifetime.