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Erebus
10-28-2005, 12:59 PM
I'm not sure if this has been done before, but I was reading the book "The Five people you meet in heaven", and I thinking how everyone's version of heaven was so different. My idea of heaven is an endless supply of junk food,an ice rink and hocky equiptment, constant Iron maiden and other heavy metal and hard rock, books, comics, and movies, all at an amusement park with no lines together with all my friends and family. Whats your idea of heaven?
BlairH
10-28-2005, 01:01 PM
My idea of heaven is spending eternity in the presence of the saviour and creator...unless he turns out to be a dick!
Lubichev
10-28-2005, 01:02 PM
My idea of heaven is spending eternity in the presence of the saviour and creator...unless he turns out to be a dick!
I want that on a T Shirt.
HomerJay
10-28-2005, 01:11 PM
- Every woman in the afterlife is a D-cup or larger (even if they weren't on Earth)
- Lots of big, friendly lazy dogs that lay at your feet
- The best steakhouses and Italian restaurants in the universe
- You can drink as much alcohol as you like, but you never puke or get hungover
- A massive library with books that contain every answer to every question you'd ever ask
- Frank Sinatra still sings and Stanley Kubrick still makes films
Dreadstar
10-28-2005, 01:17 PM
- Frank Sinatra still sings...

I think you may have made a wrong turn at the pearly gates, bub.
MJC
10-28-2005, 01:35 PM
A 24-hour all you can eat buffet...with shrimp and crab legs...and it's free!

I'm not hard to please.
Dreadstar
10-28-2005, 01:36 PM
A 24-hour all you can eat buffet...with shrimp and crab legs...and it's free!

I'm not hard to please.

OK! Las Vegas is pretty close to heaven to me, too!
Murrocko
10-28-2005, 01:38 PM
Frank Sinatra rules!
howyadoin
10-28-2005, 03:18 PM
Whats your idea of heaven?To quote Steven Tyler, peace on earth and a piece of ass.
elheffe
10-28-2005, 03:22 PM
constant Iron maiden and other heavy metal and hard rock,
That part of your heaven would be absolute hell to me.
ocelotrevs
10-28-2005, 03:25 PM
To be truely happy and content.
i_mmmchocolate
10-28-2005, 03:27 PM
An icecream soda.
Shellhead
10-28-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm an atheist. When I try to picture Heaven, I visualize some really bland, boring church people with wings, sitting on little clouds and listening to harp music.
JeffreyWKramer
10-28-2005, 03:56 PM
My idea of heaven is that it is nonexistent. While an interesting concept, it is no more real than the Emerald City or Batman's Gotham.
Calybos
10-28-2005, 04:15 PM
Agreed. As a literal place, my idea is "there ain't one."

My idea of "heavenly conditions," however... now THAT's a topic worth fantasizing about. Beautiful women, lots of chocolate and prime rib, soft cushions, etc. etc.
Erebus
10-28-2005, 05:02 PM
I'm not talking about some afterlife with naked winged babies and eating Philly cream chees, I'm talking about the conditions that you would consider to be perfect and make yourself happy.
BlairH
10-28-2005, 05:07 PM
I'm not talking about some afterlife with naked winged babies and eating Philly cream chees, I'm talking about the conditions that you would consider to be perfect and make yourself happy.

Perpetual orgasm?
Sir Tim Drake
10-28-2005, 05:38 PM
Even the most blissful heaven would eventually become boring, so my choice of heaven would be reincarnation.
RickThunderclees
10-28-2005, 05:42 PM
A 24-hour all you can eat buffet...with shrimp and crab legs...and it's free!

I'm not hard to please.
My god you are right on with the crab legs.
i_mmmchocolate
10-28-2005, 07:16 PM
Even the most blissful heaven would eventually become boring, so my choice of heaven would be reincarnation.

Who (or what) would you like to come back as?
Deskad
10-28-2005, 07:19 PM
A land beautiful and vast, where all my dead ancestors are.
Callie
10-28-2005, 08:47 PM
Heaven is that warm and content feeling you get in bed buried beneath your covers when you know you don't have to get up for another couple hours.
cable guy
10-28-2005, 09:31 PM
Being with loved ones in soul and spirit for eternity. Being united with the maker, connected to all there is and was. Time is no longer of the essence.

Kind of like becoming one with the force :D ,
Alex
10-28-2005, 09:41 PM
I have all of supermans powers, none of his responsibilities, and im the best guitar player on earth.
Now that would be heaven.
howyadoin
10-29-2005, 02:38 AM
I have all of supermans powers, none of his responsibilities, and im the best guitar player on earth.
Now that would be heaven.No blowjob scenario?
JeffreyWKramer
10-29-2005, 07:51 AM
No blowjob scenario?

I think the world's greatest guitar player can usually manage to get a blowjob. Jimi sure never seemed to have any difficulty managing it.
Night
10-29-2005, 09:00 AM
Y'all are not even giving the devil any challenge. (i.e. Even the best guitar player can miss getting sexual favors if he doesn't have the equipment to favor eh?... or constant orgasms that you can't feel for being in too much pain directly to the spinal cord... or all of Superman's powers, but locked alone in a kryptonite cave)

Let's start off with the basics...
No aging... no pain.. no dieing.. no time limits
perfect bodies utlimate health (physical, mental, and otherwise)
No handicaps
Enough resources for everyone and everyone having access to their share
Peace (with oneself, with others, and with God)
Healthy communication with others and God
no heartbreak... no shame... no lies... no abuse.. no hate.. no offence
not too hot... not too cold... not too wet... not too dry... the right amount of clean air with the right balance of molecules if we need it... enviroment stable as needed

some healthy adventure
some good sports
something good to feed the mind
good music (whatever floats the boat)
good art
good media with endless choices
good food and drink with variety and endless choices oh and none of it harms you in any way
and the ability to enjoy it all
Awesome Rita
10-29-2005, 10:59 AM
If I was granted the power to create a Heaven, this is what I would create.

A beautiful forest full of kitties, flowers and butterflies, where "never get you fat" cream filled chocolates rained from the sky. In the middle of this forest would be a shopping mall that gave me unlimited credit, and a comfortable couch in every store for my husband to sit patiently while eagerly awaiting my fashion show. In the middle of this mall would be a comic book store where great writers wrote great comic books about great superheroes on quality paper in fabulous color. In the middle of this comic book store would be a 80" TV screen showing episodes of Firefly because it had never been canceled.

Also, my tan would never fade and my nail polish would never chip.
StoneGold
10-29-2005, 11:03 AM
http://www.michaelstrini.50megs.com/7th_heaven.JPG


Oh, wait, that's my idea of Seventh Heaven.

Never mind.
dougiemccoy
10-29-2005, 11:58 AM
hmmm lets see.. a full loaded studio next to Jack Kirby's


oh yeah girlies in underware....
StoneGold
10-29-2005, 12:08 PM
oh yeah girlies in underware....
Only if in heaven, bra straps are easier to unsnap than they are on earth.
howyadoin
10-29-2005, 02:20 PM
Only if in heaven, bra straps are easier to unsnap than they are on earth.One word: telekinesis.
StoneGold
10-29-2005, 02:47 PM
One word: telekinesis.
If I'm going for a bra strap, odds are I don't have the mental clarity needed for telekinesis to work. In other words, Scott Baio is a lying son of a bitch!
howyadoin
10-29-2005, 02:54 PM
If I'm going for a bra strap, odds are I don't have the mental clarity needed for telekinesis to work. In other words, Scott Baio is a lying son of a bitch!What about a third arm, then?
StoneGold
10-29-2005, 02:58 PM
What about a third arm, then?
That would be better for all kinds of reasons. The least of which would be turning pages or pushing buttons while masturbating. Hell, wouldn't even have to stop to reapply lube. On the other hand, I'd need a whole new wardrobe, or at least a pair of scissors.


EDIT: The other answer to that being I already have a third baby's arm holding an apple.
Corsair
10-29-2005, 03:16 PM
http://www.michaelstrini.50megs.com/7th_heaven.JPG


Oh, wait, that's my idea of Seventh Heaven.

Never mind.My, they are so very, very color coordinated aren't they? I hand't realized the lameness of that show extended clear through to the wardrobe department.
Sanagi
10-29-2005, 06:31 PM
Simple pleasures version: Surfing the internet, listening to music, and eating pizza forever, with no bills.

Lifestyle version: I do whatever random art projects I want and they always make plenty of money for me to live off of.
Converge
10-29-2005, 07:06 PM
Simple pleasures version: Surfing the internet, listening to music, and eating pizza forever, with no bills.

Lifestyle version: I do whatever random art projects I want and they always make plenty of money for me to live off of.

wow, that's lame.
K'Nort
10-29-2005, 07:17 PM
wow, that's lame.

wow, that's rude.
Tom
10-29-2005, 07:54 PM
http://www.michaelstrini.50megs.com/7th_heaven.JPG


Oh, wait, that's my idea of Seventh Heaven.

Never mind.
Is it me or are they not all occupying the same space at the same time?
Doug Strange
10-29-2005, 08:35 PM
Is it me or are they not all occupying the same space at the same time?It's not you. The dad is most assuredly not present with the rest of them. Looks like more photoshopping than just that, too, though.
Tom
10-29-2005, 08:50 PM
It's not you. The dad is most assuredly not present with the rest of them. Looks like more photoshopping than just that, too, though.
Yeah, it looks like Eyebrows all the way over on the right - I have no idea who any of these people are and I say that with no small amount of pride - is on a different vibrational plane or something.