I Have A Confession To Make...

[Phoney Bone]

I broke the dam.

[pureclint]

Boats don't have parking brakes!

[Oracle_0128]

I broke the dam.


Need some toilet paper?

[Gail Simone]

'member when South Park was funny?

Gail

[Cam63]

I still find South Park funny.

As for Phoney, you better have a good s'cuse, Loosie !

[K'Nort]

I broke the dam.

The one in Mass. in tonight's paper?

[Phoney Bone]

Notice how the military only rescued the white people and left the one black person in Beaver Falls on the roof.

I thought it was right on target. Blame any and everybody except the hurric... I mean the boat wreck.

And worry about who was to balme instead of rescuing people.

It wasn't bust-agut gross-out humor. It was brutally observant satire.





And a great parody of a horrible movie thrown in as well.

[Phoney Bone]

Seriously.

I broke the dam.

[Cam63]

I bumped into Vera Lynn and she popped a hip.

I broke the dame.

[Kyuubi]

I still think it was the Crab People.

[Phoney Bone]

I dropped my vhs of Hard Target.

I broke the Damme.

[Kyuubi]

I accidently sat on my vhs of Hard Target.

I broke the Damme.



That sucks.



Now give me your gold.

[Phoney Bone]

Now give me your gold.


What gold?

[Kyuubi]

What gold?



You know damn well what I'm talking about.



Give up your Jew Gold now.

[Cam63]

Any gold fillings in your teeth ?

*Pulls out a mallet*

[Cam63]

Hold the bugger still, Ky' !

[Phoney Bone]

You know damn well what I'm talking about.



Give up your Jew Gold now.


HERE! >snap<

Take it if it will shut you up! :mad:

[Kyuubi]

HERE! >snap<

Take it if it will shut you up! :mad:



Do you take me for a fool?


Everyone knows Jews always have a sack of fake gold to hide the real sack.


Now hand it over.

[Kyuubi]

Hold the bugger still, Ky' !



We're playing pretend here Cam.

[Cam63]

Me too.

*shuffles torture equipment behind with foot*

[Cam63]

Don't tell me noogies, Chinese/Indian burns and nipple cripples aren't allowed, either !

[Kyuubi]

Me too.

*shuffles torture equipment behind with foot*


That was a conversation between Eric and Kyle on tonight's new episode of South Park. Except I forgot the words and mostly ad-libbed.

[Phoney Bone]

:mad:

http://www.nancysknitknacks.com/Gold%20Chenille3%20WR.JPG

Can we leave NOW?

[Kyuubi]

:mad:

http://www.nancysknitknacks.com/Gold%20Chenille3%20WR.JPG

Can we leave NOW?



Are you kidding? We can't leave.


GLOBAL WARMING!

[Phoney Bone]

My baggie is torn.


I broke the dime.

[Phoney Bone]

GLOBAL WARMING!


Oh, no, here it comes!

Grrrgglll .... http://www.thejollyroger.org/images/skull_crossbones_73x75.jpg

[Oracle_0128]

The one in Mass. in tonight's paper?


ACK!!! It finally broke???? Skipped the news tonight. Had to watch my cartoons.

[pureclint]

No... its coming from that way now!!!

[Cam63]

*Administers Chinese burn just for the hellavit*

[Phoney Bone]

"Craaaab Peoplllee..."

[Cam63]

Crab people have trouble with t-shirts.

[Kyuubi]

Alright, I admit it.



I broke the dam.

[Cam63]

You shouldna, you bastard...

[Jeff Brady]

Taste like crab, talk like people.

[Cam63]

I prefer steak fillet mignon.

The variety that don't talk, that is.

[Gail Simone]

Notice how the military only rescued the white people and left the one black person in Beaver Falls on the roof.

I thought it was right on target. Blame any and everybody except the hurric... I mean the boat wreck.

And worry about who was to balme instead of rescuing people.

It wasn't bust-agut gross-out humor. It was brutally observant satire.





And a great parody of a horrible movie thrown in as well.


Where was this brutally observant satire? Apologists on both sides of the aisle have been making this increasingly tiresome and irresponsible point since the week it hit. It's worn out its welcome. Any idiot knows the hurricane was to blame. But to mock the people who want to know why goverment failed so miserably is just the kind of dumb-think that allows that same response to happen again.

Nothing brilliant about repeating an observation so lame even Rush Limbaugh's used it.

Gail

[Cam63]

Shit happens and always will.

The best we can do is prepare for it.

[Gail Simone]

Okay, but say you paid taxes to support a fire department in your town. They assured you they were good at their jobs.

Then your house catches fire, and your firemen are drunk, blind and stupid. They accidentally set themselves on fire and kill your cat with a cheese grater. Then they go on tv and tell each other what a wonderful job they did.

Now, they didn't start the fire...

...but aren't they still a**holes?

Gail

[Cam63]

Drunk and blind arseholes, no doubt.

The thing with the killing your cat with the cheese grater was just freaky.

[Kyuubi]

This episode lacked brutally observant satire like men getting into giant gay group orgies to prevent Mexicans from the future from taking their jobs.



I understand what you mean Gail, but I still found this episode funny. Maybe it was just the jew gold bit.

[Cam63]

I've only seen the movies where the Nazis had the gold.

That and Argentinian passports circa 1945.

[Phoney Bone]

But to mock the people who want to know why goverment failed so miserably is just the kind of dumb-think that allows that same response to happen again.


They weren't mocking the people who wanted the know why government failed.

They were mocking the goulishness behavior of people who more concerned about standing around and pointing fingers while people were in immediate need. Perfectly summed up in the kitchen scene where Stan's parents were washing dishes an debating whose fault it was while Stan was wondering aloud, "Why isn't anybody helping the people NOW?"

I saw that kind of behavior exhibited by people I know in my own state where the devestation hit. That kind of attitude deserves to be mocked.

It was an episode about priorities. From talking to family and friends who were directly affected by the hurricane, they feel like Stan did in the episode. I'm glad to see someone on television present the situation from their perspective.

The episode wasn't about ignoring accountability. It was about the appropriate time to hold people accountable.

[jwmojo]

Okay, but say you paid taxes to support a fire department in your town. They assured you they were good at their jobs.

Then your house catches fire, and your firemen are drunk, blind and stupid. They accidentally set themselves on fire and kill your cat with a cheese grater. Then they go on tv and tell each other what a wonderful job they did.

Now, they didn't start the fire...

...but aren't they still a**holes?

Gail

I like this analogy. You should throw in a couple of fire departments with conflicting jurisdictions who stand around, arguing about the right way to handle the blaze, while your house burns to the ground.

"Kill your cat with a cheese grater." That right there? That's why you're such a great writer. So funny, so horrifying, and so efficiently indicitive of how incompetent they would have to be.

[The Xenos]

I liked it. Yeah I did expect more bite at the government. Still, I did like how they made fun of The Day After Tommorrow as well. Still waiting for the rental on that one. Or find someone with a copy.

Oh and...

I broke the dam.

-Xenos

[Dark Galaxy]

But I live in Beaverton.... So, this episode will always have that "Hey it's the one with our town in it" notoriety.

Plus, we have a large "Crab people" population in this town soooo.... you decide.