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the4thpip
10-19-2005, 01:12 AM
Giant Boa Constrictor in UK Toilet! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4351490.stm)
Cam63
10-19-2005, 02:05 AM
My first thought:

" I don't remember eating that. "
Azrael52
10-19-2005, 11:14 AM
I don't believe it. It's a fake...that thing couldn't have been more than 9.5 feet long. Freakin' Photoshop!
the4thpip
10-19-2005, 11:37 AM
Did you all check out the video clip? :eek:
Oracle_0128
10-19-2005, 01:15 PM
If someone is dumb enough to sit down on that toilet...they deserve everything coming to them!!!!

So??? They are constipated. But what an exotic pet to have!!!!
Cam63
10-20-2005, 02:07 AM
Yer guts is over thirty feet long. A twenty foot long joe blake should be a squeeze, but'll fit sure enough.
the4thpip
11-04-2005, 03:00 AM
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20051103/capt.sge.cak12.031105134826.photo00.photo.default-290x384.jpg

A large monitor lizard. A toddler in Norway received a shock when he became a witness to the unusual event of seeing a carnivorous lizard emerge from the family toilet whilst he was being potty trained.(AFP/File/Romeo Gacad)

Anyone think he'll ever go near a toilet again? :eek:

The boy's mother discovered the 75-centimeter (three foot) Teju lizard, a carnivorous variety from South America, as she helped her three-year-old use the toilet, the Bergen aquarium in western Norway said on Thursday.

The black, yellow-banded lizard with weighed 1.5 kilos (3.3 pounds).

"If it had had the possibility, I'm sure that it would have planted its teeth in anything that presented itself," Kees Ekeli, the head of the aquarium, which rounded up the reptile, told AFP.

"The little boy was learning to use the toilet rather than diapers, and one might say that his training has suffered a serious setback," he added.

The lizard, which can hold its breath for up to a half hour, is thought to have escaped from a private importer despite the fact that bringing the species into Norway is against the law.
Cam63
11-04-2005, 03:19 AM
Maybe if the kid was Steve Irwin, he'd be OK.
Phoney Bone
11-04-2005, 03:26 AM
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20051103/capt.sge.cak12.031105134826.photo00.photo.default-290x384.jpg


Good Lord!

It's the bidet from hell!
Cam63
11-04-2005, 03:35 AM
Depends on how kinky you are !