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YoGo
10-17-2005, 09:56 AM
http://asia.cnet.com/reviews/gadgetbuzz/0,39041749,39200424,00.htm


Rockmelon breast-enhancing ringtone
10/11/2004
Remember that kookie Japanese idea of a mammary-boosting ringtone? We're still not sure if this is the real McCoy or one great brainwashing game. In case you didn't know, creator Hideto Tomabechi hit the headlines in Japan 10 years back as one of the guys who deprogrammed members of the Aum Shinrikyo doomsday cult. Customer testimonials, however, seem to back up this tit, er, hit subliminal tune, with itty-bitty Japanese gals swearing augmented bust measurements after listening to it for a week. Next up from Tomabechi-san: Ringtones to improve memory, increase attractiveness for the opposite sex, make hair sprout and quit cigarettes.

David Bedlam
10-17-2005, 02:14 PM
Now all we need is a ring tone that will erase Crazy Frog from existance.

Cam63
10-17-2005, 02:42 PM
No, that's why shotguns were invented.

YoGo
10-17-2005, 10:53 PM
I wonder what sort of physiological changes "Mahna Mahna" would induce?

Phoney Bone
10-18-2005, 11:50 AM
I wonder what sort of physiological changes "Mahna Mahna" would induce?

Penis enlargement?

(crossing fingers)

YoGo
10-18-2005, 11:51 AM
Mahna Mahna!

Phoney Bone
10-18-2005, 11:59 AM
Do-do DE DOO-DO! :eek:

YoGo
10-18-2005, 12:16 PM
Oh crap....I need new jeans.