Do you have a crush (mild or otherwise) on another CBRian?

[west3man]

I'm in a monogamous relationship and I ain't a-cheatin', but I've got a mild crush or two... so clearly, you don't have to be single to have the kinda crush I'm talking about. You don't even hafta wanna jump that person's bones.

Some people are just so... cute (or whatever), in appearance or manner, that it's great to see'em pix or posts of theirs. Grr. Tell you what, since my explanation is crappy, think of it this way...

If you don't know what kinda crush I mean, you probably don't have one. (of course, "regular" crushes are fully admissible)


So, do YOU have a (pseudo-)crush on anyone at CBR? How many someone's? Wanna say who (no need to)?

If you REALLY wanna you could hint at who the person might be, and leave it at that.

[BlairH]

I dunno...I haven't seen that many female CBR-ian's photos to judge physical attraction (although Phoenixrising is quite cute), and I don't know if you can really have a crush just by seeing internet words (the subtle nuances of personality canb sometimes be hard to pick up on 'tinternet)

Be that as it may...Typo Lad's wife is hot :o

[Gaz]

Yup, Leigh Ann, Pho, Smoog, Solaris, Lena and Kramer. What? It's a hetero-manly crush!

[Tadhg Adams]

Yup, Leigh Ann, Pho, Smoog, Solaris, Lena and Kramer. What? It's a hetero-manly crush!

Crush-whore.

[Alex]

Trix and Fabian!!!!

[west3man]

I've got at least one (can't remember the other right now) and she pretty much hates my guts.

Clearly, it needn't be reciprocated. :p

[JeffreyWKramer]

There are a few ladies, yup.

And no, I won't be naming names.

[Michael P]

I ain't talkin'.

[Gaz]

Crush-whore.
You're just mad because your wife isn't on the list, aren't you?

[Slam_Bradley]

Of course. Need you even ask?

[Gaz]

There are a few ladies, yup.

And no, I won't be naming names.
*swoons* :p

[K'Nort]

Well there's the standard crush that all Comm females have on Howy.

There have been some cute photos of that StarsAndGarters guy.

[howyadoin]

I've had a few, but the only one I still have is Jade.

[west3man]

There are a few ladies, yup.

And no, I won't be naming names.
Will you be clueing clues sir?

[Alex]

I had a crush on jade when i was 16, then she got married, so that ruined it.

[Tadhg Adams]

Trix and Fabian!!!!

That's what I was going to say! Err. rather, Alex and Fabian!

[Ed Cunard]

So, do YOU have a (pseudo-)crush on anyone at CBR? How many someone's? Wanna say who (no need to)?

X-Men trades are my way of sending flowers, West. ;)

Seriously, I'm very susceptible to crushes, so I've got tons of pseudo-crushes. Like, there are certain people who if I haven't seen them post anything in any threads I've been reading, I'll click on their user name to see what they've been talking about to get my "fix," as it were.

[Michael P]

Well there's the standard crush that all Comm females have on Howy.

There have been some cute photos of that StarsAndGarters guy.
Yeah, but I don't see you two working out in real life at all.

[JeffreyWKramer]

I had a crush on jade when i was 16, then she got married, so that ruined it.

But her marriage is going south, it seems.. so crush on!

[Alex]

That's what I was going to say! Err. rather, Alex and Fabian!
Wanna hook up?

[Deathstroke]

Come on now!

Nikita, Pho, Immmmmchocolate, Solaris.....

I'm tired just thinking about it.

I sound like a slut....

[JeffreyWKramer]

Will you be clueing clues sir?


What, aside from them all being female?

They all post at least semi-regularly on this board, too.

[Michael P]

But her marriage is going south, it seems.. so crush on!
I know it's alleviated a lot of guilt on my end.

... We're horrible people, aren't we?

[Alex]

But her marriage is going south, it seems.. so crush on!
Too late,i have ways of keeping myself from getting crushes like...
I have a girlfriend, and jade lives across the country.
Reality of the situation is key to developing a crush for me, and in reality, i travel for no skirt.

[Ed Cunard]

Well there's the standard crush that all Comm females have on Howy.

Ain't just the females, darlin'.

Swoon.

[howyadoin]

Well there's the standard crush that all Comm females have on Howy.There is?

.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Nikita, Pho, Immmmmchocolate, Solaris.....

I'm tired just thinking about it.

The thinking isn't the part that gets you tired.

So, how'd it go with the gal from work?

[howyadoin]

i travel for no skirt.But you would for booze, obviously.

[Alex]

But you would for booze, obviously.
Bros before hoes!

[Slam_Bradley]

But you would for booze, obviously.


Hmmmmm...how about a skirt with booze?

[Gaz]

There is?

.
It's like the one all guys get for Solaris.

[StoneGold]

Trix and Fabian!!!!
I crushed Fabian, but that's kind of a different story.

http://www.derok.net/derek3/images/classics/wwf%20crush.jpg

[Alex]

Hmmmmm...how about a skirt with booze?
If shes the fabled woman who sweats whiskey, id be there.

[Alex]

I crushed Fabian, but that's kind of a different story.


I wonder if he was on drugs when that picture was taken.

[Tadhg Adams]

Wanna hook up?

Sure, but I thought you don't travel for skirt, does this mean I have to goto Iowa?

[K'Nort]

If shes the fabled woman who sweats whiskey, id be there.

Those were a couple nasty next-mornings, let me tell you.

[howyadoin]

Bros before hoes!Word.

.

[Alex]

Sure, but I thought you don't travel for skirt, does this mean I have to goto Iowa?
Well, you are my friend and fairly close, that combined with ass could be an exception.
Oh,ive also met you, ineed to meet the person to have a crush on them anymore.

[StoneGold]

I wonder if he was on drugs when that picture was taken.
Quite possibly, which would explain the Lone Ranger mask. On the other hand, I have to question the use of purple and orange spandex.


On an interesting side-note, Crush, the wrestler doing the lifting (and thus relating to the whole crush thread) was a cousin of a journalism professor of mine.

[Alex]

Quite possibly, which would explain the Lone Ranger mask. On the other hand, I have to question the use of purple and orange spandex.


On an interesting side-note, Crush, the wrestler doing the lifting (and thus relating to the whole crush thread) was a cousin of a journalism professor of mine.
Also, he was a giant dick who had no talent.

[StoneGold]

Also, he was a giant dick who had no talent.
Awww, Fabian's not that bad...

[Deathstroke]

The thinking isn't the part that gets you tired.

So, how'd it go with the gal from work?

Hasn't yet. But she tastes good.

[Fabian]

Wanna hook up?
Dudes, is this going to cost me? Let's get a room together!

[StarsAndGarters]

Yeah, but I don't see you two working out in real life at all.If this is what you call "not working out," I'd like to see your version of "going down in flames." :D

[west3man]

Hasn't yet. But she tastes good.
:cool:

'Stroke, ba-BY!!

[twilight]

Fabian.

He's dreamy.

[StoneGold]

Isn't he dreamy?

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/images/header2/nameplate.gif

[Oracle_0128]

Yep...there are a few crushes.

[west3man]

Isn't he dreamy?

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/images/header2/nameplate.gif
Sorry to tell ya, SG, but that thing about the nose/penis connection... s'just a rumor.

[StoneGold]

Sorry to tell ya, SG, but that thing about the nose/penis connection... s'just a rumor.
Wait, I thought that was his penis. You mean that's a face?

[BlairH]

Nobody has said BlairH yet!
BlairH is offended!
I guess right wing propaganda doesn't hold the same attraction that it used to (see pics)

Gee I look tired...Probably because I'm preparing for a big class tomorrow...burning the midnight oil.

[Oracle_0128]

Nobody has said BlairH yet!
BlairH is offended!
I guess right wing propaganda doesn't hold the same attraction that it used to (see pics)

Gee I look tired...Probably because I'm preparing for a big class tomorrow...burning the midnight oil.


Would you feel better if I said you?? :)

[atoningunifex]

I had a crush on Fabian- right up until I saw that one filom he made with the bidet, the elephant, the cast of Touched By An Angel and a garden hose. Anyone who could do what he did to Della Reese is no crush of mine!

[twilight]

Nobody has said BlairH yet!
BlairH is offended!

Nice photos Pokey

[BlairH]

Nice photos Pokey
Of course, they're no substitute for an actual pokey picture! :)
(dont think anybody's seen the new one yet)

[Ed Cunard]

And here I thought I'd be getting something else when I clicked on that.

[BlairH]

And here I thought I'd be getting something else when I clicked on that.

Heh. I assume you're not farmiliar with the face poking phenomena?

We toyed with the idea of having a "last supper" type of poke picture, with Da Vinci code esque hidden references (like a hand that doesn't appear to be any particular persons) But none of us have the necessary photoshop madskillz.

[StoneGold]

Heh. I assume you're not farmiliar with the face poking phenomena?

Faces sure. Poking, sure. Not with that particular appendage.

[DonC]

I think every straight guy here (and maybe one or two of the not-so-straight ones) has a thing for Jadie.


An' there are one or two others I'm kinda fond of.

[HomerJay]

I'm happily married, therefore I don't notice other women.

[Dee3]

well you know, I'd flirt more if he would come to chat at least once.

[Grant]

To tell you the truth... no. You people kind of freak me out.

[Tadhg Adams]

Nobody has said BlairH yet!
BlairH is offended!
I guess right wing propaganda doesn't hold the same attraction that it used to (see pics)

Gee I look tired...Probably because I'm preparing for a big class tomorrow...burning the midnight oil.

You're too young for me son. But I do have a healthy admiration of you.

[Deathstroke]

To tell you the truth... no. You people kind of freak me out.

And besides we all know you like Tranny hookers on cocaine.

[HomerJay]

Seriously though, I don't know enough about what everyone looks like to really have any crushes.
The only CBRian I've met and actively hang out with from time to time is PhoenixRising. In a "situation vacuum" (i.e. no significant others that we're already more than happy with) it seems like she'd be a cool person to date.

Boy, am I glad my wife doesn't read this board.

[Grant]

And besides we all know you like Tranny hookers on cocaine.

Well if that's true I'd be flirting with StoneGold right now.

[StoneGold]

Well if that's true I'd be flirting with StoneGold right now.
You're such a cocktease.


But here's the question that always throws me off. Does tranny refer to transexual or transvestite? Because it seems to be used interchangably, and there is a world of difference between the two.

[howyadoin]

But here's the question that always throws me off. Does tranny refer to transexual or transvestite? Because it seems to be used interchangably, and there is a world of difference between the two.Did you just try to make a serious point in a joke thread?

[StoneGold]

Did you just try to make a serious point in a joke thread?
Hey, I'm just trying to find out why Grant likes me.

[west3man]

Did you just try to make a serious point in a joke thread?
Th-th-this is a ... j-j-joke, thread? :(

[Grant]

You're such a cocktease.

Just smoke your crack bitch.

[StoneGold]

Just smoke your crack bitch.
See, now you're changing it again. Stroke just said coke. Crack is for poor people.

[K'Nort]

Boy, am I glad my wife doesn't read this board.


Are you forgetting Typo and Google?

[Grant]

See, now you're changing it again. Stroke just said coke. Crack is for poor people.

Crack, coke, crank, smack. As long as you are out of it it's all good. Now take these pills.

[BlairH]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=21270
There's only one girl I have a crush on.

[StoneGold]

Crack, coke, crank, smack. As long as you are out of it it's all good. Now take these pills.
"Don't make me drug you again, mom!"

[Mike Smash!]

Nobody has said BlairH yet!
BlairH is offended!
I guess right wing propaganda doesn't hold the same attraction that it used to (see pics)

Gee I look tired...Probably because I'm preparing for a big class tomorrow...burning the midnight oil.Midnight oil? There's nary an animal alive that's a match for greased Scotsman!

[BlairH]

Midnight oil? There's nary an animal alive that's a match for greased Scotsman!

Apparently not...It's 3:48AM and I'm still up.

I must be made of girders (IRN BRU joke)

[Mike Smash!]

Well, for me there's Leigh_Ann. She's funny, incredibly well read, frighteningly intelligent and gorgeous. Voted for Nader and hates the two party system too.

[Mike Smash!]

Apparently not...It's 3:48AM and I'm still up.

I must be made of girders (IRN BRU joke)Egads, when do you need to be up?

[StoneGold]

Well, for me there's Leigh_Ann. She's funny, incredibly well read, frighteningly intelligent and gorgeous. Voted for Nader and hates the two party system too.
But if you felt safe admitting your true feelings? I'm guessing Samurai.

[Grant]

"Don't make me drug you again, mom!"

Well that thread drift went to a scary place.

Anyways um... I like girls. Without penises.

[Mike Smash!]

But if you felt safe admitting your true feelings? I'm guessing Samurai.No, Samurai's more like the person I'd be forced to partner with in an action/comedy.

[BlairH]

Egads, when do you need to be up?

Getting up at 11:45AM

[Grant]

No, Samurai's more like the person I'd be forced to partner with in an action/comedy.

Sort of like Tango and Cash?

[StoneGold]

Well that thread drift went to a scary place.

Anyways um... I like girls. Without penises.
You weren't making an Arrested Development reference? Because I was. As it turns out, roofees are a standard tool in the magicians cabinet. If anyone finds out how to do a trick, you just slip them a "forget me" pill.

[StoneGold]

No, Samurai's more like the person I'd be forced to partner with in an action/comedy.
Oh, like that isn't the most homoerotic genre ever.

[BlairH]

Sort of like Tango and Cash?
lol. I can see myself pairing up with Dan Apodaca myself...Either that or Jeffrey.

[K'Nort]

Getting up at 11:45AM

The heck??? Are you always on such an odd schedule?

[Grant]

Oh, like that isn't the most homoerotic genre ever.

Tango & Cash is homoerotic?

[Tadhg Adams]

The heck??? Are you always on such an odd schedule?

He's a college student. That seems perfectly normal to me.

[Tadhg Adams]

Tango & Cash is homoerotic?

Yes. Especially the Grenade in the pants scene.

[Grant]

You weren't making an Arrested Development reference? Because I was. As it turns out, roofees are a standard tool in the magicians cabinet. If anyone finds out how to do a trick, you just slip them a "forget me" pill.

Nah. I was making a general roofie joke. Cuz nothing's funnier then drugging another man and dressing him up as a Geisha Girl.

[Noah Johnson]

lol. I can see myself pairing up with Dan Apodaca myself...Either that or Jeffrey.
No, it'd be me. And the running gag would be that I'm a better shot than you are. :)

[StoneGold]

Tango & Cash is homoerotic?
From Ruthless Reviews... (http://ruthlessreviews.com/80saction/tangocash.php)

Not only do Russell and Stallone shower together at one point, but they look at each other's cocks while naked. And then talk about each other's cocks. We see both of their asses for way too long. It is really inexplicable. Take a movie like American History X, which has a bunch of nudity in a prison shower. Hell, It even has gay gang-rape. Far less gay than Tango & Cash. An entire generation of American men were left extremely confused about their sexuality as a result of Tango & Cash. I mean, Kurt Russell goes into work topless. And he's a cop! I don't even know what else to say...

[BlairH]

The heck??? Are you always on such an odd schedule?

Usually I have Mondays off. However I have a seminar type thing pencilled in for 3PM.

[Royal]

Well, for me there's Leigh_Ann. She's funny, incredibly well read, frighteningly intelligent and gorgeous. Voted for Nader and hates the two party system too.

You're just itching to get her an internship aren't ya? Get all up in her party politik & push that bill way beyond legislative control, right?

wink wink. nudge nudge. Say no more. Say No More.

[Grant]

From Ruthless Reviews... (http://ruthlessreviews.com/80saction/tangocash.php)

I don't see it.

[StoneGold]

I don't see it.
Again, we're talking about a movie that actually had one man say to another "I'm going to put brown sugar in your ass."

[Michael P]

Tango & Cash is homoerotic?
Even moreso than Top Gun, if that's possible.

[Grant]

Again, we're talking about a movie that actually had one man say to another "I'm going to put brown sugar in your ass."

Well if you take it out of context.

I see nothing gay about Tango and Cash. They just haven't found the right girl yet.

[StoneGold]

Well if you take it out of context.

I see nothing gay about Tango and Cash. They just haven't found the right girl yet.
What about Tango's sister?

[K'Nort]

Even moreso than Top Gun, if that's possible.

NOTHING is more homoerotic than Top Gun.

[Jeff Brady]

Has anyone noticed that aside from K'Nort and Dee, no women have posted in this thread?

[Tadhg Adams]

NOTHING is more homoerotic than Top Gun.

Schumacher films come pretty close.

[Grant]

NOTHING is more homoerotic than Top Gun.

That movie is pratically two hours of phallic imagery.

[K'Nort]

That movie is pratically two hours of phallic imagery.

Plus a volleyball game.

[K'Nort]

Schumacher films come pretty close.

Drawing a blank. Oh --- The fourth Batman film, right? Didn't see it, though. What else has he done?

[StoneGold]

Drawing a blank. Oh --- The fourth Batman film, right? Didn't see it, though. What else has he done?
Lost Boys.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/lost-boys/7.gif
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/lost-boys/19.gif

[Grant]

Has anyone noticed that aside from K'Nort and Dee, no women have posted in this thread?

I can't understand why.

[Grant]

Lost Boys.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/lost-boys/7.gif
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/lost-boys/19.gif

That blue question mark scene was pretty gay.

[Tadhg Adams]

Drawing a blank. Oh --- The fourth Batman film, right? Didn't see it, though. What else has he done?

Lost Boys
St. Elmo's Fire
and my favorite, Tigerland.

[StoneGold]

You mean HomerJay isn't a woman?

[JeffreyWKramer]

lol. I can see myself pairing up with Dan Apodaca myself...Either that or Jeffrey.

No, you and arjay - the former Tucker Denim.

You could visit Reagan's grave together.

[K'Nort]

Lost Boys
St. Elmo's Fire
and my favorite, Tigerland.

Never even heard of Tigerland.

Lost Boys had a decent soundtrack. Don't remember much of the movie; saw it once when it was new.

Will not discuss St Elmo's Fire.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Schumacher films come pretty close.

That last Batman film before BATMAN BEGINS may be the one film more homoerotic than TOP GUN.

[howyadoin]

Will not discuss St Elmo's Fire.Because it's a piece of shit?

[Mike Smash!]

That last Batman film before BATMAN BEGINS may be the one film more homoerotic than TOP GUN.Well, the fact that he had a molded ass and nipples on a rubber costume (with gratuitous close up shots) was homoerotic enough for me.

[Tadhg Adams]

That last Batman film before BATMAN BEGINS may be the one film more homoerotic than TOP GUN.

It's also the best Batman film since 1966, so obviously Homoeroticism = Greatness.

[JeffreyWKramer]

It's also the best Batman film since 1966, so obviously Homoeroticism = Greatness.

Best?

Trix, sometimes I think you're from Bizarro World.

[Tadhg Adams]

Best?

Trix, sometimes I think you're from Bizarro World.

It's the only Batman movie I'll sit through that doesn't star Adam West.

[Grant]

Because it's a piece of shit?

Had a kicking soundtrack though. John Parr rocked that mother fucker.

[kmeyers]

It's also the best Batman film since 1966, so obviously Homoeroticism = Greatness.
It's the only Batman movie I'll sit through that doesn't star Adam West.


you're fired.

Batman Begins rules your honkey ass.

[Wesley Dodds]

Oh, dear -- this thread could go very wrong. But first:

http://forums.comicbookresources.co...achmentid=21270
There's only one girl I have a crush on.


Noooooooooo! Run, Amy! He wants to poke you with his gun!

[Deathlok]

orange crush?

[Grant]

Oh, dear -- this thread could go very wrong. But first:


Noooooooooo! Run, Amy! He wants to poke you with his gun!

I have no idea who that is.

[Wesley Dodds]

I have no idea who that is.

It's Amy -- Blair has this ephebophilia problem.

[kmeyers]

It's Amy -- Blair has this ephebophilia problem.
and I have no idea WHAT that is.

[Wesley Dodds]

and I have no idea WHAT that is.

Take a look at that picture of Amy again and I think you'll... know what I mean.

Ephebophiliac! Ephebophiliac! Ew, Blair's an ephebophiliac!

[Mike Smith]

There is a blonde girl with a pretty cute avatar, and I'm always like, wow she's really cute.

[Deathlok]

I have a crush on the actress from history of violence..... the mom... man is she hot!

esp in that cheerleader outfit!

woohoo

[bert]

Well. . .

Chris/Flamestar/Solaris is the only woman I would "de-gay" myself for. . or at least I would attempt to.

but that said, I really like (in a friend kind of way) all the ladies from CBR that I've ever met. . Rally, Jasper, Azangel, DeeB, mmmmmmChocolate, Pho Rising, Knort, Puma, Smoogis, and Cos. . I loved them all (in a purely platonic way).

as far as REAL, true -- would cheat on my partner for . . . ?

at the risk of embarrassing some (and this truly IS a compliment). . there are only three that spring directly to mind: Stars and Garters, Noir Dark, and Lone Ranger.

all of em are the cutest things. . .

[Lex]

I had a couple crushes before things got serious with Alice.

[howyadoin]

I have a crush on the actress from history of violence..... the mom... man is she hot!Didn't know she was a CBR member.

[Justin Davis]

I don't necessarily have a crush on anyone, but I will admit that I thought Rin looked hot in that Native American outfit she wore in a picture she posted. Mmrreowww.

Obviously, there's the crush on Alex, but I'm too afraid he'll follow up on it. I know Fabian would.

Admit it, who searched the posts looking for your name and were disappointed to not find it?

[tangentman]

and I have no idea WHAT that is.

Ephebophilia = Sexual attraction to teenagers.

[kmeyers]

Ephebophilia = Sexual attraction to teenagers.
ah...that's all well and good, if you're a teenager yourself.

otherwise, take a cold shower.

[Tom]

Admit it, who searched the posts looking for your name and were disappointed to not find it?
My name doesn't have enough letters to search on.

[gary bolt]

I've had a crush on morna since forever.

[kmeyers]

I've had a crush on morna since forever.
who doesn't love morna?

[howyadoin]

My name doesn't have enough letters to search on.If only you'd kept those extra characters.

[kmeyers]

If only you'd kept those extra characters.
were they like sock puppets?

[MacQuarrie]

Admit it, who searched the posts looking for your name and were disappointed to not find it?
Nope and nope. I didn't think of searching the posts; I just read the whole silly thing. And I fully expected to not find my name; I'd have been shocked and dismayed at the poor judgment (and eyesight) of anyone who posted it.

[Nitmo]

I don't necessarily have a crush on anyone, but I will admit that I thought Rin looked hot in that Native American outfit she wore in a picture she posted. Mmrreowww.

Obviously, there's the crush on Alex, but I'm too afraid he'll follow up on it. I know Fabian would.

Admit it, who searched the posts looking for your name and were disappointed to not find it?


<---guilty

But then, most of the people on here haven't seen how pretty I am.

[Fabian]

Fabian.

He's dreamy.
One day, I will get a good portion of X-crescers away from Bib and both of us would have ourselves a civil war with our followers

I had a crush on Fabian- right up until I saw that one filom he made with the bidet, the elephant, the cast of Touched By An Angel and a garden hose. Anyone who could do what he did to Della Reese is no crush of mine!
Like you'd want someone without talent

Obviously, there's the crush on Alex, but I'm too afraid he'll follow up on it. I know Fabian would.
Wasn't I the only one who didn't catch the gay the entire time?

Admit it, who searched the posts looking for your name and were disappointed to not find it?
Can it be the other way around?

And the people I like know who they are. I just have a weird way of showing it

[Nitmo]

I know it's alleviated a lot of guilt on my end.

... We're horrible people, aren't we?


Thought you weren't talkin'?

BUSTED!!!

[Grant]

Didn't know she was a CBR member.

She's ghostrider666.

[Wesley Dodds]

Well, I do have a *little* one on Patience, but mostly because she's in the military now so she'd have rock hard abs. Plus, the way she always lectured us on how to treat women was adorable.

[The Dosadi Experiment]

Arune Singh of course

although I have never spoken with him or replied to one of his questions or topics, I don't really know what he looks like, and I've never visited his website. I don't even know if he still posts here.

[BlairH]

It's Amy -- Blair has this ephebophilia problem.

I take offence to that. She's 3 days older than me.

Furthermore, didn't you once say that you liked her?

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=81377&highlight=amy

So, um...

Is Amy seeing anyone?

*cough cough*

OH NOEZ! PEOPLE HAVE CRUSHES PEOPLE THE SAME AGE AS THEM! CALL THE THOUGHT POLICE!

You are so pwned Wesley!

[Wesley Dodds]

If you re-read my comment, Blair, you'll see that I didn't say I had a crush on her -- I asked if anyone was going out with her and then coughed, to clear my throat obviously.

P00wned.

[Alex]

ah...that's all well and good, if you're a teenager yourself.

otherwise, take a cold shower.
Orif they are18,or 19.
Then it's all good.

[BlairH]

If you re-read my comment, Blair, you'll see that I didn't say I had a crush on her -- I asked if anyone was going out with her and then coughed, to clear my throat obviously.

That so?
She's 19, that's not young! Besides, I thought she was cute in that other photo where she's poking Blair in the face.
http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=81377&page=2&pp=15&highlight=amy

You are so pwned again!

[BlairH]

Orif they are18,or 19.
Then it's all good.
Exactly! She's 19. (and 3 days older than me!)

[HomerJay]

Are you forgetting Typo and Google?
I'm not.
I don't think she knows my username here though. Yeah, I almost stayed away from this thread because no matter how many ways I tried to say what I said, it didn't look the way I wanted it to. Oh well.

[Alex]

Exactly! She's 19. (and 3 days older than me!)
I don't even know who were are talking about, but if she's 19, then the law supports your lust.

[Wesley Dodds]

You are so pwned again!

Ah, but I just said it was cute that she was poking you in the face. It's cute when people poke you in the face. Or hit you. :D

[Doug Strange]

Nope. Can't think of one single CBR poster I've got even a trace of romantic feeling for.

Can think of a married one, though.

Married to ME!

MY WIFE!

Get it?

Whoo. That was great. I'm so awesome.

I have a crush on myself, too.

So, that makes my wife, myself, and SuperECWFan.

[Puma]

Well there's the standard crush that all Comm females have on Howy.



I'll second the standard Howy crush and add one for an Aussie (but which one I'm not saying).

[BoosterBronze]

If Erick Lenchsner is really a girl, and hopefully hot, I am SO all over him.

[Gaz]

Nope. Can't think of one single CBR poster I've got even a trace of romantic feeling for.

Can think of a married one, though.

Married to ME!

MY WIFE!

Get it?

Whoo. That was great. I'm so awesome.

I have a crush on myself, too.

So, that makes my wife, myself, and SuperECWFan.

Huh? You're not awesome, she's Awesome. :p

[BlairH]

I don't even know who were are talking about, but if she's 19, then the law supports your lust.

She's not a CBR-ian. I posted a pic of her a couple of pages ago.

[K'Nort]

I'll second the standard Howy crush and add one for an Aussie (but which one I'm not saying).

Oh now I'm ashamed. You're right.

[Michael P]

Huh? You're not awesome, she's Awesome. :p
He's awesome by marriage.

[StoneGold]

I'll second the standard Howy crush and add one for an Aussie (but which one I'm not saying).
Paul Hogan posts here?

Because I still contend there is no such place as Australia, and the whole country was a fictitious invention to further Paul Hogan's career.

[StoneGold]

If Erick Lenchsner is really a girl, and hopefully hot, I am SO all over him.
Oh, be honest, you're good for one out of two.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Has anyone noticed that aside from K'Nort and Dee, no women have posted in this thread?

Hilarious observation!

I like lots of posters on here for different reasons, for instance Ed Cunard because he has never steered me wrong with comic recommendations, or Wesley Dodds because of his eccentries, or Stonegold because his posts gross me out and/or make me laugh-- usually simultaneously. Others too.

I'm not sure if any would qualify as a crush though. I don't sit in my room writing our names around hearts, angels, and stuff.

Edit: Except Brian Cronin. I have a room full of his photos!!!

[Michael P]

That reminds me, you never paid me for setting up that webcam in his shower.

[StoneGold]

Edit: Except Brian Cronin. I have a room full of his photos!!!
That's just because he threatens to ban you if you don't.

[Joe Rice]

I have never had a crush on a CBR female. Sorry, ladies, just not my thing.

The men, however, a few, the obvious ones.

[Bouncing Boy]

I have a crush on Rallura, but I heard she's married.

[Ed Cunard]

I have never had a crush on a CBR female. Sorry, ladies, just not my thing.

The men, however, a few, the obvious ones.

If I'm not one, you need to change your blog to "Listen to Us, We're Right, (Except the Obviously Blind and Stupid Joe Rice)."

[i_mmmchocolate]

If I'm not one, you need to change your blog to "Listen to Us, We're Right, (Except the Obviously Blind and Stupid Joe Rice)."

You know what's funny, I automatically assumed he meant you in his post. If not, he's in total denial.

[i_mmmchocolate]

That reminds me, you never paid me for setting up that webcam in his shower.

I'm indebted to you. Now that I can't use the messageboard as much as I want, I can always look forward to the webcam!

[Tadhg Adams]

You know what's funny, I automatically assumed he meant you in his post. If not, he's in total denial.

I figured he meant Tom, Ed, and Paul McEnery. Lord knows I have crushes on them.

[Joe Rice]

If I'm not one, you need to change your blog to "Listen to Us, We're Right, (Except the Obviously Blind and Stupid Joe Rice)."

You're no uglier than my other male friends on average.

I'm the hot one of our relationship, duh. You're the Chris Robinson, the Jennifer Aniston, the Evan Seinfeld.

[Ed Cunard]

You're no uglier than my other male friends on average.

I'm the hot one of our relationship, duh. You're the Chris Robinson, the Jennifer Aniston, the Evan Seinfeld.

I can live with that.

[StoneGold]

You're no uglier than my other male friends on average.

I'm the hot one of our relationship, duh. You're the Chris Robinson, the Jennifer Aniston, the Evan Seinfeld.
Doesn't that make him the butch and you the femme?

[Joe Rice]

I can live with that.

I just totally realized it would have been funnier to include "Lisa Paek" in my list of less-hot-members-of-couples.

[Joe Rice]

Doesn't that make him the butch and you the femme?

Not necessarily. I'd have no problem with it, but good looking guys can give it, too.

[Ed Cunard]

I just totally realized it would have been funnier to include "Lisa Paek" in my list of less-hot-members-of-couples.

Well, I've always thought watching men get kicked in the squishy bits by their loved ones to be high comedy, so, totally funnier that way.

[Joe Rice]

Well, I've always thought watching men get kicked in the squishy bits by their loved ones to be high comedy, so, totally funnier that way.

Good thing she avoids CBR like I avoid Irish people, then!

[K'Nort]

I'm not sure if any would qualify as a crush though. I don't sit in my room writing our names around hearts, angels, and stuff.

I can totally picture StoneGold doing that, however.

[StoneGold]

I can totally picture StoneGold doing that, however.
If by writing, you mean carving into my arms and legs, sure.

[i_mmmchocolate]

If by writing, you mean carving into my arms and legs, sure.


See what I mean? Hilarious and gross at the same time.

[Arrjay]

I have an enormous crush on Special K. 'Cause she's my beautiful wife.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=20583

[Buried Alien]

Snow Sabre, of course, but everybody (including she and her husband) knows this.

I think even her five-year old daughter Kana knows it.



Buried Alien (The Fastest Post Alive!)

[JeffreyWKramer]

Snow Sabre, of course, but everybody (including she and her husband) knows this.

I think even her five-year old daughter Kana knows it.

"Daddy, why's Ken always drooling all over mommy?"

[Shade]

NOTHING is more homoerotic than Top Gun.

There is a really really bad bad movie from the 90's called "Sleep with Me" that has a cameo by Quentin Tarrentino where he riffs on the gayness of "Top Gun"

Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
Duane: Oh, come on.
Sid: Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.
Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?
Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man! "





Really the only decent thing in that movie .

[K'Nort]

I have an ex-pilot friend who always rants about Tim ..... oh hell. Mr Sarandon. About him being in that movie. Because he's WAY too tall to fit in a cockpit.

[StoneGold]

I have an ex-pilot friend who always rants about Tim ..... oh hell. Mr Sarandon. About him being in that movie. Because he's WAY too tall to fit in a cockpit.
Yeah, but he's one of those guys who is deceptively tall. Like you don't realize how tall until you see him dwarfing someone else. Bill Murray is another good example of that.

[Ta2grrl]

There were a couple of guys who were super nice when I met them...including Punchy and Koop...which made them very sweet and cute...

But kmeyers is definately cute...I'm pretty sure I've said so before...

And now Fabian won't do it for me...bastard...!!!

:p

XXX

[Ray R.]

I have an enormous crush on Special K. 'Cause she's my beautiful wife.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=20583

She's a hotty, no doubt. Dig the hair.

Being married, I can only comment that there are some smart and sexy women here, mostly because of what they say, and how they say it, though they're not bad to look at either from what I've seen in bits and pieces. Solaris' Ft. Lauderdale pics seem to have stuck in my brain for some reason.

The fact that we have such eloquent and loquacious women in such abundance is a blessing in and of itself. [Sorry, my "overdoing it" button is overheating on my keyboard. On the Internet, flattery will get you a restraining order]

As for locker-room, slap-on-the-ass-man-love? More than quite a few. And you know who you are....."Good game, guys."

[Trystenn]

I must honestly say i have had a crush on The Real Nemo for a little while :o

Well it was just that she was just so cute, and well, ya :o

[Fabian]

And now Fabian won't do it for me...bastard...!!!
Do what? Youre' correct on the bastard line

[StoneGold]

Ah, but nothing will steal my heart away from my first crush.... Ricky Schroeder
http://gr.bolt.com/games/sony/sim/ricky_young.jpg

Together, we're gonna find our way...

[Wesley Dodds]

Well, it's no secret that I think Lena's a total sweetie.

[BlairH]

Noticed this thread linked in Mike Smash's recent thread, so I decided to pay it a visit:

Sabrinaset
ImmmChocolate
Cosmic Cat

[i_mmmchocolate]

Well, it's no secret that I think Lena's a total sweetie.

Wesley and I are secretly in love, the only thing that separates us is 9935 miles!

[phoenixrising]

Oh, I've had a number of CBR crushes over the years - but only one has really stuck (and that one's a bit of a mystery to me).

And going to SDCC and actually meeting some of you boys definitely helped to either foster or end said crushes therein. It's crucial.

[Typo Lad]

Oh, I've had a number of CBR crushes over the years - but only one has really stuck (and that one's a bit of a mystery to me).

Blair is kinda cute, isn't he?

[Lubichev]

Just StoneGold's avatar.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Blair is kinda cute, isn't he?

I think, deep down, we all have a crush on Blair. Either that, or we just want his gadgets...


EDIT: As in technological gadgets! Pervs.

[phoenixrising]

Blair is kinda cute, isn't he?

Oh, but it was so fleeting.....

[Typo Lad]

I think, deep down, we all have a crush on Blair. Either that, or we just want his gadgets...

EDIT: As in technological gadgets! Pervs.

I can safely say that no, no I do not have a crush on Blair.

Now Cronin? He's just dreamy...

[i_mmmchocolate]

Now Cronin? He's just dreamy...


Well, that goes without saying.

[Typo Lad]

Well, that goes without saying.

I hear he can really sing too. Confirm or deny?

[i_mmmchocolate]

Sentry is cute. I'm afraid it's only a physical attractiveness crush because I rarely see his posts about. boo.

[phoenixrising]

Seriously though, I don't know enough about what everyone looks like to really have any crushes.
The only CBRian I've met and actively hang out with from time to time is PhoenixRising. In a "situation vacuum" (i.e. no significant others that we're already more than happy with) it seems like she'd be a cool person to date.

Boy, am I glad my wife doesn't read this board.

I'd rock your vacuumed world, son.

No wonder his wife hates me.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I hear he can really sing too. Confirm or deny?

You'd have to ask Michael.

[Forefinger]

No crush for Forefinger? Fine. No crushes for any of you either!



cries

[Typo Lad]

No crush for Forefinger? Fine. No crushes for any of you either!

cries

There, there dear... I'm sure one day you'll turn into a beautiful swan just like the other ugly ducklings!

[phoenixrising]

I think I'm going through a second post-teen rebellion where I get these mini-crushes on conservatives and others whose opinions I soundly disagree with. I think it'd be purely sexual.

[Forefinger]

There, there dear... I'm sure one day you'll turn into a beautiful swan just like the other ugly ducklings!
You have to hand me a tissue when you comfort me dammit.

[Michael P]

You'd have to ask Michael.
I am sworn to secrecy.

[Typo Lad]

You have to hand me a tissue when you comfort me dammit.

I tried, but they were all used.

You're also out of lotion.

...

I'm never sitting on your couch again.

[BlairH]

I think I'm going through a second post-teen rebellion where I get these mini-crushes on conservatives and others whose opinions I soundly disagree with. I think it'd be purely sexual.

It's all that social and economic Darwanism. Only the strongest 9and therefor most sex worthy) of us survive.

[Forefinger]

I tried, but they were all used.

You're also out of lotion.

...

I'm never sitting on your couch again.
Doh! That's not true...............I use a sock. And it's not on the couch either.............what was I posting about?

[i_mmmchocolate]

I am sworn to secrecy.

Bumcicle.

I haven't used that word since middle school.

[Forefinger]

I think I'm going through a second post-teen rebellion where I get these mini-crushes on conservatives and others whose opinions I soundly disagree with. I think it'd be purely sexual.
No you don't and it wouldn't be.














Are you digging me yet?

[Lubichev]

I think I'm going through a second post-teen rebellion where I get these mini-crushes on conservatives and others whose opinions I soundly disagree with. I think it'd be purely sexual.
It is always beneficial to know what tune the devil is playing.

[Typo Lad]

You know what I like about CBR crushes? Seriously?

99.9% of the time they're based entirely on intillect and looks don't enter into it, at least not at first.

I know the poster I had a crush on, way back in the day, was entirely because of her online persona.

And for all I knew, she was a dude.

[Lubichev]

I use a sock.
Ah. The dream catcher.

[i_mmmchocolate]

You know what I like about CBR crushes? Seriously?

99.9% of the time they're based entirely on intillect and looks don't enter into it, at least not at first.

I know the poster I had a crush on, way back in the day, was entirely because of her online persona.

And for all I knew, she was a dude.


OK, this post made me laugh out loud.

[Forefinger]

You know what I like about CBR crushes? Seriously?

99.9% of the time they're based entirely on intillect and looks don't enter into it, at least not at first.

I know the poster I had a crush on, way back in the day, was entirely because of her online persona.

And for all I knew, she was a dude.
I posted a few pics on and enjoyed looking at many pics of good looking CBR babes on the Show me your Visage thread, but my digital camera broke so I stopped playing. That way you can have the best of both worlds, unless some fat chick or guy posts a picture of a sexy little chick.

[Spackling Compound]

You know what I like about CBR crushes? Seriously?

99.9% of the time they're based entirely on intillect and looks don't enter into it, at least not at first.

I know the poster I had a crush on, way back in the day, was entirely because of her online persona.

And for all I knew, she was a dude.

I remember this one poster a while back kept speculating on how a female poster looked. He would post pictures of young waifs or babes with guns he got from comics. He'd gush over everything she'd say and she would say how sweet he was and welcome he was to the board.

One day he posted this large drawing and said this is how I see you. And I found a pic of the woman in question, as did others and said, "Way off. Here she is."

Never heard from him again.

[Typo Lad]

I posted a few pics on and enjoyed looking at many pics of good looking CBR babes on the Show me your Visage thread, but my digital camera broke so I stopped playing. That way you can have the best of both worlds, unless some fat chick or guy posts a picture of a sexy little chick.

Well, I tend to avoid that thread. Why live in reality when the fantasy does so well?

[Typo Lad]

I remember this one poster a while back kept speculating on how a female poster looked. He would post pictures of young waifs or babes with guns he got from comics. He'd gush over everything she'd say and she would say how sweet he was and welcome he was to the board.

One day he posted this large drawing and said this is how I see you. And I found a pic of the woman in question, as did others and said, "Way off. Here she is."

Never heard from him again.

Hah!

That does crack me up, honestly. I do know some people like that. Heck, CBR has an annoying trend of automatically bowing to the ladies. Some, like BPDG or Gilda Dent (both of who I posted with before I saw them) are worth the attention because they contribute. Others? Well, let's jsut say they don't add to the community and tend to end up sulking off when the "Duh... gurl" wears off.

[MsSpring]

This is a funny thread. I love all the married guys' responses. Totally cute.

As for me, I'm married, but certainly not immune from general swooning and crushes. (I promised not to get it on with anyone else, but I made no such promises about saying who I *would* get it on with if the getting on were to take place). heh. I'm always crushin on someone.

But if DH were to get fed up with my obnoxious ass, well, I'd give Tages first crack. heh. We go way back.

I also think Nikki's pretty hot.

Why oh why can't I just make things simple and have a harem? ::sigh:: ;)

[BlairH]

we all have a crush on Blair.

Yay! Everybody has a crush on Blair (except Typo Lad, and everybody else who opts out under Section 6 subsection 7 of the CBR contract)

[Smoogis]

Hah!

That does crack me up, honestly. I do know some people like that. Heck, CBR has an annoying trend of automatically bowing to the ladies. Some, like BPDG or Gilda Dent (both of who I posted with before I saw them) are worth the attention because they contribute. Others? Well, let's jsut say they don't add to the community and tend to end up sulking off when the "Duh... gurl" wears off.

I can spot a pengy a mile away.

[StoneGold]

Way I see it, easiest way to deal with the Internet is just to assume everyone else who is posting looks like this.

http://snaps.snapsoid.com/285/~ultra-fat_man_sitting_at-the-computer.jpg

[Crawford]

Well, I tend to avoid that thread. Why live in reality when the fantasy does so well?

Exactly, very well said. Though to be honest there was this one poster's pic I saw recently that had my mind wander for a second. Which was weird as she wasn't my type, must have been the airgun she was firing lol

[Dom]

I'm not allowed to officially have a crush on Smoogis until she is old enough.

Until then, I admire from afar.

[Michael P]

Hah!

That does crack me up, honestly. I do know some people like that. Heck, CBR has an annoying trend of automatically bowing to the ladies. Some, like BPDG or Gilda Dent (both of who I posted with before I saw them) are worth the attention because they contribute. Others? Well, let's jsut say they don't add to the community and tend to end up sulking off when the "Duh... gurl" wears off.
And others are pseudonyms for Joe Rice.

[BlairH]

must have been the airgun she was firing lol
Most certianly Sabrinaset!

[phoenixrising]

Hah!

That does crack me up, honestly. I do know some people like that. Heck, CBR has an annoying trend of automatically bowing to the ladies. Some, like BPDG or Gilda Dent (both of who I posted with before I saw them) are worth the attention because they contribute. Others? Well, let's jsut say they don't add to the community and tend to end up sulking off when the "Duh... gurl" wears off.

Aw come on, I haven't sulked off yet....even though the majority of dese boys lost interest in me a long time ago...as soon as they started realizing I was actually going to discuss smart-people things and not just pop into a thread to say "I love sex!" or "Look at my boobs!" they stopped even liking me as a person. The true downfall of the CBR female.

[Crawford]

Yay! Everybody has a crush on Blair (except Typo Lad, and everybody else who opts out under Section 6 subsection 7 of the CBR contract)

OMG is Blair a woman?! Not that being a woman means anything it's just I never really thought much about the genders of the posters.

[howyadoin]

As for me, I'm married...If you listen closely, you can hear the sobs of CBR posters the world over.

[Tadhg Adams]

Aw come on, I haven't sulked off yet....even though the majority of dese boys lost interest in me a long time ago...as soon as they started realizing I was actually going to discuss smart-people things and not just pop into a thread to say "I love sex!" or "Look at my boobs!" they stopped even liking me as a person. The true downfall of the CBR female.

That's because chicks should not be talking politics. Didn't Rush teach you anything. Be a good girl and vote what your man tells you to vote.

[Ed Cunard]

OMG is Blair a woman?! Not that being a woman means anything it's just I never really thought much about the genders of the posters.

Blair has boy parts.

In a jar. On his desk.

[west3man]

OMG is Blair a woman?! Not that being a woman means anything it's just I never really thought much about the genders of the posters.
Jokes aside, the answer is "no."

[Crawford]

Most certianly Sabrinaset!

hey it was not! it was some other poster firing an airgun ummm dammit- there was a reason I didn't name names lol

[MsSpring]

If you listen closely, you can hear the sobs of CBR posters the world over.

hah! Hardly, but thanks.

There's still hope, provided I can make keeping a harem perfectly legal here. :) A girl can dream.

[BlairH]

OMG is Blair a woman?! Not that being a woman means anything it's just I never really thought much about the genders of the posters.

Blair is a 19 year old boy/man.

[HomerJay]

The true downfall of the CBR female.
As pointed out in another thread once, there's always the "geek-goggles" factor.
There are 2 kinds of men, those that get intimidated by women who show an interest in "guy stuff" (comics, poker, sports, cars, etc.) and those who are turned on by it. The "geek-goggles" either greatly magnify your hotness (for those of us that dig tomboys) or diminish it. Either way, things become slightly distorted.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Aw come on, I haven't sulked off yet....even though the majority of dese boys lost interest in me a long time ago...as soon as they started realizing I was actually going to discuss smart-people things and not just pop into a thread to say "I love sex!" or "Look at my boobs!" they stopped even liking me as a person. The true downfall of the CBR female.


Yeah, I've got to say, too much brainage and not enough boobage in your posts lately...

[HomerJay]

I'd rock your vacuumed world, son.

No wonder his wife hates me.
Oh, try and tell me you didn't comb through this thread looking for your name.



What? Oh, me neither...

[phoenixrising]

Yeah, I've got to say, too much brainage and not enough boobage in your posts lately...

Yeah, I suppose I should have stuck with my original schtick of "brainless single blonde" - I might have stayed popular longer. Hell, I was even nominated for a COTM back in the days when I did nothing but post photos and flirt. You may be onto something....

[phoenixrising]

Oh, try and tell me you didn't comb through this thread looking for your name.

What? Oh, me neither...

Actually, that doesn't work for me. Most people don't spell it right. Or they use the shortened version.