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Spackling Compound
01-10-2006, 03:00 PM
Yeah, I suppose I should have stuck with my original schtick of "brainless single blonde" - I might have stayed popular longer. Hell, I was even nominated for a COTM back in the days when I did nothing but post photos and flirt. You may be onto something....

I just think you make a better sparring partner than crush.

StoneGold
01-10-2006, 03:00 PM
Actually, that doesn't work for me. Most people don't spell it right. Or they use the shortened version.
Pheonixrising?

Dom
01-10-2006, 03:00 PM
Yeah, I suppose I should have stuck with my original schtick of "brainless single blonde" - I might have stayed popular longer. Hell, I was even nominated for a COTM back in the days when I did nothing but post photos and flirt. You may be onto something....

There is a reson Paris Hilton is more popular than Joan Didion.

Smoogis
01-10-2006, 03:01 PM
Yeah, I suppose I should have stuck with my original schtick of "brainless single blonde" - I might have stayed popular longer. Hell, I was even nominated for a COTM back in the days when I did nothing but post photos and flirt. You may be onto something....

But I like pretending to know what I'm doing and letting you do all the hard work if someone gets hit by a car! If you were a bimbo, then I'd have panicked! I need the Phobrain!

Tadhg
01-10-2006, 03:03 PM
Actually, that doesn't work for me.

My name gets misspelled all the time. Though I do have a crush on Crocker for Spelling my name Tadhq.

phoenixrising
01-10-2006, 03:03 PM
But I like pretending to know what I'm doing and letting you do all the hard work if someone gets hit by a car! If you were a bimbo, then I'd have panicked! I need the Phobrain!

We all learned an important lesson: Alcohol makes blood less scary.

Ed Cunard
01-10-2006, 03:03 PM
Yeah, I suppose I should have stuck with my original schtick of "brainless single blonde" - I might have stayed popular longer. Hell, I was even nominated for a COTM back in the days when I did nothing but post photos and flirt. You may be onto something....

I think you contribute more to the boards now, for what it's worth.

Dr. Hfuhruhurr
01-10-2006, 03:06 PM
Yeah, I suppose I should have stuck with my original schtick of "brainless single blonde" - I might have stayed popular longer. Hell, I was even nominated for a COTM back in the days when I did nothing but post photos and flirt. You may be onto something....

Trust me. I'm a doctor.

west3man
01-10-2006, 03:09 PM
As pointed out in another thread once, there's always the "geek-goggles" factor.
There are 2 kinds of men, those that get intimidated by women who show an interest in "guy stuff" (comics, poker, sports, cars, etc.) and those who are turned on by it. The "geek-goggles" either greatly magnify your hotness (for those of us that dig tomboys) or diminish it. Either way, things become slightly distorted.
Do you mean the Women in Comic Shops (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=85916&highlight=curve) thread?

HomerJay
01-10-2006, 03:10 PM
Do you mean the Women in Comic Shops (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=85916&highlight=curve) thread?
Yes sir.
A brilliant thread if I may be so bold.

wader0069
01-10-2006, 03:12 PM
I think Nubly's avatar is sexy, and if thats him. Then yes he is hott, and I would say mild crush on his bicep........ :D

i_mmmchocolate
01-10-2006, 03:12 PM
I think Nubly's avatar is sexy, and if thats him. Then yes he is hott, and I would say mild crush on his bicep........ :D
I think you two would hit it off actually.

wader0069
01-10-2006, 03:14 PM
I think you two would hit it off actually.
He asked for pics, which I provided, but no response as of yet......so tell me is that him the avatar, or no???

BlairH
01-10-2006, 03:17 PM
He asked for pics, which I provided, but no response as of yet......so tell me is that him the avatar, or no???
It's him. There's plenty of pics of him in the visage thread. He's very photogenic.

Forefinger
01-10-2006, 03:18 PM
That's because chicks should not be talking politics. Didn't Rush teach you anything. Be a good girl and vote what your man tells you to vote.
Best post ever.

Kamen Rider Might
01-10-2006, 03:19 PM
I think I have one. Well, not a CRUSH. Just something I though about once.

wader0069
01-10-2006, 03:25 PM
It's him. There's plenty of pics of him in the visage thread. He's very photogenic.

Yeah after about ten pages..I give up. Maybe he will return the favor, becuase seriously there's like 160 post's there right now..... :)

Does Jake Gyllenhaal post here?, if so I am in freakin love..... :p

K'Nort
01-10-2006, 03:32 PM
As pointed out in another thread once, there's always the "geek-goggles" factor.
There are 2 kinds of men, those that get intimidated by women who show an interest in "guy stuff" (comics, poker, sports, cars, etc.) and those who are turned on by it. The "geek-goggles" either greatly magnify your hotness (for those of us that dig tomboys) or diminish it. Either way, things become slightly distorted.

That's an excellent point.

Yeah, I suppose I should have stuck with my original schtick of "brainless single blonde" - I might have stayed popular longer. Hell, I was even nominated for a COTM back in the days when I did nothing but post photos and flirt. You may be onto something....

Holy crap. I'd totally forgotten about the red ribbons and such. It's almost like two different people.

Michael P
01-10-2006, 03:55 PM
Holy crap. I'd totally forgotten about the red ribbons and such.
Proof that you are indeed a woman.

Typo Lad
01-10-2006, 06:07 PM
Actually Pho, I put you firmly in Gilda-Rita camp.

Just minus the lust.

Sorry.

SUPERECWFAN1
01-10-2006, 06:44 PM
Hmm its too bad I haven't seen many in person and odds are I'd get a crush on a lotta CBR ladies. But ohhh well til then every girl on here is my dream of Trish Stratus. :)


They can see me as a 6-6 built like a greek god in my own internet imagination ! ;)

Jeff Brady
01-10-2006, 06:44 PM
I maintain my healthy hetero man-crush on Typo.

Cronin's quite the crooner, but it's just not enough for me.

BlairH
01-10-2006, 08:15 PM
I maintain my healthy hetero man-crush on Typo.

Cronin's quite the crooner, but it's just not enough for me.

I thought you said "Cronin's quite the Coroner". My immediate reaction was imagining you saying "Gee! I wish Cronin would give me a post mortem exam!"

Wesley Dodds
01-10-2006, 08:19 PM
I think I'm going through a second post-teen rebellion where I get these mini-crushes on conservatives and others whose opinions I soundly disagree with. I think it'd be purely sexual.

Uh... a woman's place is in the home! George Bush is a competent leader! The media has a left-wing bias!

Jeff Brady
01-10-2006, 08:20 PM
I thought you said "Cronin's quite the Coroner". My immediate reaction was imagining you saying "Gee! I wish Cronin would give me a post mortem exam!"

Hmmm. He'd have to shave his beard.

Deathlok
01-10-2006, 10:08 PM
Youhzer!!!!!

SteelTownr
01-10-2006, 10:11 PM
Yeah, I suppose I should have stuck with my original schtick of "brainless single blonde" - I might have stayed popular longer. Hell, I was even nominated for a COTM back in the days when I did nothing but post photos and flirt. You may be onto something....

I still think that you are a major babe.

Especially since you date a Steeler Fan.

Mark B.

Cotton
01-10-2006, 10:20 PM
I think Fly is amusing and I want him to be my best friend forever! Does that count as a crush?

phoenixrising
01-11-2006, 12:48 AM
Actually Pho, I put you firmly in Gilda-Rita camp.

Just minus the lust.

Sorry.

Is it ok if I lust after you?

Paradox
01-11-2006, 01:16 AM
phoenixrising has a "twitch":

I think I'm going through a second post-teen rebellion where I get these mini-crushes on conservatives and others whose opinions I soundly disagree with. I think it'd be purely sexual.

So, the "G" in your "G-spot" stands for "governmental argument"? :p

Typo Lad
01-11-2006, 07:19 AM
Is it ok if I lust after you?

You may want to get your vision and/or head checked, but I guess.

Forefinger
01-11-2006, 08:20 AM
You may want to get your vision and/or head checked, but I guess.
Big pimpin' Typo Lad.

Awesome Rita
01-11-2006, 10:39 AM
(not posted, but PM'd to someone over my handle by accident)

I had a dream last night that Alex got a bunch of "supervillains" to disrupt a Rocketship party. They were supposedly old enemies of Action Friend Force, and the ringleader, a woman, was supposed to try and get reproductive DNA from them, including me. I was an AFF associate. Alex had drawn up a cover of me rejecting membership in the AFF because I was too cool. I was wearing my regular attire and looking super-dorky. We beat them up and they left, and it was a huge success with the partygoers. I told you guys that it would never work and people would just roll their eyes and leave, but I was wrong.

I apologize.

I don't understand how every CBRian couldn't want man love from my husband. He even dreams sexy!

Typo Lad
01-11-2006, 10:41 AM
I don't understand how every CBRian couldn't want man love from my husband. He even dreams sexy!

Honestly, when I met you guys, I couldn't stop staring.

He has the cutest smile!

Awesome Rita
01-11-2006, 10:47 AM
Honestly, when I met you guys, I couldn't stop staring.

He has the cutest smile!
Back off, whore!

StoneGold
01-11-2006, 10:49 AM
See, now, I have no ability to tell if a man is handsome or not. It's just not in me. I just don't have the capability. Lack of care, whatever. But if I could, I would so rape the hell out of him. Grab a tube of water soluble lube and go to town until he wasn't recognizable anymore.

Typo Lad
01-11-2006, 10:50 AM
Please, let's not have a repeat of the ugly incident that night.

I said I was sorry. I was drunk. I promise, I'll never pinch his butt again.

wader0069
01-11-2006, 10:50 AM
Back off, whore!

You asked for it............How the hell do you dream sexy? Maybe your husband could give me a lesson or two?? ;)

Fabian
01-11-2006, 11:05 AM
See, now, I have no ability to tell if a man is handsome or not. It's just not in me. I just don't have the capability. Lack of care, whatever. But if I could, I would so rape the hell out of him. Grab a tube of water soluble lube and go to town until he wasn't recognizable anymore.
I never hope you get that ability.

Awesome Rita
01-11-2006, 11:10 AM
I never hope you get that ability. At least he's going to use water soluble lube, instead of that Vaseline crap. Most man love rapists wouldn't be so considerate.

YoursTruly
01-11-2006, 11:34 AM
Although there are some really hot dudes and dudettes here I haven't been here long enough to really get a crush.

wader0069
01-11-2006, 11:52 AM
Although there are some really hot dudes and dudettes here I haven't been here long enough to really get a crush.

What hot dudes??? Where ?? Point me in their direction....... :D

YoursTruly
01-11-2006, 11:54 AM
What hot dudes??? Where ?? Point me in their direction....... :D

Go check out the "Show your Visage" thread. Some of em are taken but still really ice to look at.

HomerJay
01-11-2006, 11:56 AM
After some research, I've come to the conclusion that Nubly's secret crush is...HIMSELF.

BlairH
01-11-2006, 11:57 AM
What hot dudes??? Where ?? Point me in their direction....... :D

I may not be the best judge because I'm straight...yes. However I think the general consensus is that the following are attractive:

Fabian (He's from Orange County naturally)
Nubly
Howyadoin (looks relatively "badass")
Tom

wader0069
01-11-2006, 11:59 AM
I may not be the best judge because I'm straight...yes. However the following I deem to be desirable in terms of attractiveness:

Fabian (He's from Orange County naturally)
Nubly
Howyadoin (looks relatively "badass")
Tom


Thanks, maybe I can find some pics of them. Then I will impliment my NY charm..... ;)

Yeah cause were so F%^&ING charming.....get out of the way!!!

HomerJay
01-11-2006, 12:00 PM
Thanks, maybe I can find some pics of them.
Look in the "visage" thread, the "pic of your pride" thread or the SDCC pic thread. You can find pics of most of the people around here in those.

Typo Lad
01-11-2006, 12:04 PM
After some research, I've come to the conclusion that Nubly's secret crush is...HIMSELF.


Wait, that was a secret?

YoursTruly
01-11-2006, 12:05 PM
After some research, I've come to the conclusion that Nubly's secret crush is...HIMSELF.


LOL! Burn! :D

Dreadstar
01-11-2006, 12:05 PM
After some research, I've come to the conclusion that Nubly's secret crush is...HIMSELF.

It was a secret?

Dreadstar
01-11-2006, 12:06 PM
A coke to Typo...

howyadoin
01-11-2006, 12:06 PM
You asked for it............How the hell do you dream sexy? Maybe your husband could give me a lesson or two?? ;)Wow, I can smell the desperation from thousands of miles away.

StoneGold
01-11-2006, 12:06 PM
Wait, that was a secret?
Only to Wader.

HomerJay
01-11-2006, 12:10 PM
Wait, that was a secret?

Nubly sez:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/WhiteGoodmanDodgeball.jpg
"Cram it up your cramhole, Luchins."

StoneGold
01-11-2006, 12:11 PM
Wow, I can smell the desperation from thousands of miles away.
I'm not sure that's desperation...

wader0069
01-11-2006, 12:14 PM
Only to Wader.

Wait ..whats the secret...........???

wader0069
01-11-2006, 12:15 PM
I'm not sure that's desperation...

It definatley wasn't desperation, but go ahead and finish that sentence......

StoneGold
01-11-2006, 12:18 PM
It definatley wasn't desperation, but go ahead and finish that sentence......
Best I've got is random, non-specific innuendo. Like on Married with Children.

Typo Lad
01-11-2006, 12:18 PM
Nubly sez:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/WhiteGoodmanDodgeball.jpg
"Cram it up your cramhole, Luchins."

That is my wife's favorite movie. If I come home and she's at my desk, I know she's watching it.

it has surpassed Half baked.

wader0069
01-11-2006, 12:20 PM
Best I've got is random, non-specific innuendo. Like on Married with Children.

Me likey....can I be Bud, or am I Kelly......Please not Peggy..please

HomerJay
01-11-2006, 12:23 PM
That is my wife's favorite movie. If I come home and she's at my desk, I know she's watching it.
It seems like either that or ANCHORMAN are on cable nearly everyday.
(not that I'm complaining)

YoursTruly
01-11-2006, 12:51 PM
Okay I might need to change my previous post. I caught myself looking back through this thread to see if certain posters mentioned me. LOL Must be some strange aftershock of becoming single again.

Typo Lad
01-11-2006, 12:54 PM
Single again? Wha?

StoneGold
01-11-2006, 12:59 PM
Okay I might need to change my previous post. I caught myself looking back through this thread to see if certain posters mentioned me. LOL Must be some strange aftershock of becoming single again.
So it's official now? You told him? Because we got all the "should I break up with him" stuff, none of the aftermath.


So did he cry?

YoursTruly
01-11-2006, 01:00 PM
Single again? Wha?

Indeed. It's been purdy good so far cept have you ever noticed it's hard to get to sleep when you're used to someone being next to ya and they ain't there? I need to invest in a body pillow.

Typo Lad
01-11-2006, 01:02 PM
Indeed. It's been purdy good so far cept have you ever noticed it's hard to get to sleep when you're used to someone being next to ya and they ain't there? I need to invest in a body pillow.

I have to deal with that when Suzannah goes away for long stretches. It's a pain.

Your choices are body pillow or random bar bois.

Fabian
01-11-2006, 01:03 PM
Indeed. It's been purdy good so far cept have you ever noticed it's hard to get to sleep when you're used to someone being next to ya and they ain't there?.
Nope, never. I always move away on the bed when I'm sleeping next to someone.

StoneGold
01-11-2006, 01:04 PM
Yeah, closeness is nice in theory, but it always ends with somebody having an arm fall asleep.

howyadoin
01-11-2006, 01:04 PM
Indeed. It's been purdy good so far cept have you ever noticed it's hard to get to sleep when you're used to someone being next to ya and they ain't there? I need to invest in a body pillow.To quote the Cowboy Junkies, "I kinda like these extra few feet in my bed."

Fabian
01-11-2006, 01:06 PM
Yeah, closeness is nice in theory, but it always ends with somebody having an arm fall asleep.
I just sweat too much because my body has a lot of natural body heat. The times when they won't get off me and demand to hug me we always wake up all sweaty like if we were in a Sauna

Ed Cunard
01-11-2006, 01:08 PM
To quote the Cowboy Junkies, "I kinda like these extra few feet in my bed."

I like the cover done by the Fine Young Cannibals.

It kind of changes the interpretation, though.

StoneGold
01-11-2006, 01:08 PM
I just sweat too much because my body has a lot of natural body heat. The times when they won't get off me and demand to hug me we always wake up all sweaty like if we were in a Sauna
That, and the inevitable peel after bodies start to stick together. Blech.

HomerJay
01-11-2006, 01:09 PM
I'm used to almost always either having a limb on me or resting one of my limbs on her (or having a handful of something). I do like sprawling out and being a bed-hog however.

Fabian
01-11-2006, 01:15 PM
I almost forgot her need to cover herself in every blanket and bring you with her or if you don't want to use a blanket, she smothers you and keeps complaining that she's cold

And she must get her side of the bed too

StoneGold
01-11-2006, 01:17 PM
I almost forgot her need to cover herself in every blanket and bring you with her or if you don't want to use a blanket, she smothers you and keeps complaining that she's cold

And she must get her side of the bed too
And that's why you don't pay a woman for her company, you pay her to leave.

K'Nort
01-11-2006, 01:37 PM
I may not be the best judge because I'm straight...yes. However I think the general consensus is that the following are attractive:

Fabian (He's from Orange County naturally)
Nubly
Howyadoin (looks relatively "badass")
Tom

I wasn't the only one at SDCC who thought StarsAndGarters was cute. And frankly, I think Dan Apodaca's pretty nice looking too.

http://studentaccess.emporia.edu/~northrup_kristen/sdcc/roast1.JPG

And of course....

http://photos23.flickr.com/27038338_880211a035_o.jpg

K'Nort
01-11-2006, 01:38 PM
To quote the Cowboy Junkies, "I kinda like these extra few feet in my bed."

Are you sure she's not singing about threesomes?

howyadoin
01-11-2006, 01:41 PM
I think Dan Apodaca's pretty nice looking too.

http://studentaccess.emporia.edu/~northrup_kristen/sdcc/roast1.JPGIt's the Starman goggles, isn't it?

Spackling Compound
01-11-2006, 01:48 PM
Are you sure she's not singing about threesomes?
If you count this guy in...doing the math and all.
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/56281.jpg
Note the Goggles..hehe..someone said you had a thing for men in goggles

Smoogis
01-11-2006, 02:04 PM
I wasn't the only one at SDCC who thought StarsAndGarters was cute. And frankly, I think Dan Apodaca's pretty nice looking too.

[snip]

And of course....

[snip]

Yep, and yep, and yep.

Gilda Dent
01-11-2006, 03:42 PM
Dang it!

I do a vanity search on my name, and what do I get? Respect for the quality of my posts. Not even Sabrinaset making some kind of reference to my feet.

My shtick early on, besides arguing about gay marriage and feminist issues (no really, those are things that are of some concern to me) mostly consisted of self-deprecating humor, something I tend to do as a defensive measure due to being insecure about my appearance.

"Different is nice, but it sure isn't pretty,
Pretty is what it's about.
I never met anyone who was 'different'
Who couldn't figure that out"--At the ballet

I've openly flirted with a couple of the ladies here, so repeating who seems unncessary.

But here's the question that always throws me off. Does tranny refer to transexual or transvestite? Because it seems to be used interchangably, and there is a world of difference between the two.

"Tranny" is a derogatory slang term that lumps the two together as if they were the same thing. I suspect most in the mainstream neither know nor care about the difference.

Gilda

howyadoin
01-11-2006, 04:18 PM
Dang it!Language!

.

Slam_Bradley
01-11-2006, 05:00 PM
"Tranny" is a derogatory slang term that lumps the two together as if they were the same thing. I suspect most in the mainstream neither know nor care about the difference.

Gilda


And here I was thinking it was short for transmission.

Imagine my surprise.

Typo Lad
01-11-2006, 05:16 PM
My shtick early on, besides arguing about gay marriage and feminist issues (no really, those are things that are of some concern to me) mostly consisted of self-deprecating humor, something I tend to do as a defensive measure due to being insecure about my appearance.


You shouldn't be. Everyone here can tell you I don't say this often as I feel it's a tad inappropriate for me as a married man to comment on someone, but you are jaw droppingly beautiful. Stopped clocks, traffic accidents, the whole nine yards. We're talking inspiring poetry and songs.

Emily is a damn lucky lady.

Sabrinaset
01-11-2006, 06:38 PM
Gilda, I just found out about this thread! Yeah, I have a crush on you! :) and Blair...and Gaz, I never really dropped the torch I carried for him.

I'd say PhoenixRising, cuz she has cute eyes...or an eye, or whatever...but not sure what she'd think about that! :)

tricksterpup
01-11-2006, 06:51 PM
Indeed. It's been purdy good so far cept have you ever noticed it's hard to get to sleep when you're used to someone being next to ya and they ain't there? I need to invest in a body pillow.
Get yourself a dog, it might be the same thing.. ;)
here's my baby picture, i was a cute lil pup.
http://www.mckenziebanner.net/2003/2003_photos/features/silwa/snarling_coyote.jpg

But dang I wish I was a racoon..
http://www.mckenziebanner.net/2003/2003_photos/features/silwa/sisters_coons.jpg

Joe Rice
01-11-2006, 06:52 PM
This thread has been going on so long that I forgot that I'd already posted in it.

Ed Cunard
01-11-2006, 06:55 PM
This thread has been going on so long that I forgot that I'd already posted in it.

But you probably didn't forget that I'm the less pretty one in our mutual crush, you bastard.

Joe Rice
01-11-2006, 06:58 PM
But you probably didn't forget that I'm the less pretty one in our mutual crush, you bastard.

I might have, if I hadn't just re-read it. Ah, good times, great oldies.

It's a good thing that all the women here are gay. Because otherwise I'd wonder why my name only came up when you, me, or Pullman mentioned it. What's that? No, you're wrong. Yes. They are all gay. Gay. Lesbians. That's why.

Tadhg
01-11-2006, 06:58 PM
But you probably didn't forget that I'm the less pretty one in our mutual crush, you bastard.

If it makes you feel better, I've developed a crush on you since this thread began.

Ed Cunard
01-11-2006, 06:59 PM
If it makes you feel better, I've developed a crush on you since this thread began.

It's a good thing your wife doesn't post he--

Shit.

Flight
01-11-2006, 07:02 PM
I used to have a crush on Rawkusboi the porn star but he doesn't post anymore.

Joe Rice
01-11-2006, 07:07 PM
I mean, come on, ladies . . .

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/joerice/airbornemadness.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/joerice/pickedawinner.jpg

You don't want to miss out on quality man like this!

nubly
01-11-2006, 07:10 PM
But dang I wish I was a racoon..
http://www.mckenziebanner.net/2003/2003_photos/features/silwa/sisters_coons.jpg
the one on the right isnt that bad


I'd say PhoenixRising, cuz she has cute eyes...or an eye, or whatever...but not sure what she'd think about that! :)
a phoenixrising with brown or black hair wouldnt be so bad when you think about it

wader0069
01-11-2006, 07:16 PM
I used to have a crush on Rawkusboi the porn star but he doesn't post anymore.
A porn star posted here.....really?
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Damn I thought I would be the first!!

kmeyers
01-11-2006, 07:19 PM
the one on the right isnt that bad


You're right, that Racoon probably is the hottest one.

Jade69/Legolaslady
01-11-2006, 07:27 PM
I've had a few, but the only one I still have is Jade.
*finally decided to read this thread*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *hugs* So sweet :)

DarkBlade
01-11-2006, 07:32 PM
It's a good thing your wife doesn't post he--

Shit.


Meh heh heh...

Trystenn
01-11-2006, 07:34 PM
Although there are some really hot dudes and dudettes here I haven't been here long enough to really get a crush.
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/2455/picture1456iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


There you go, you have both,kinda.

howyadoin
01-11-2006, 07:45 PM
*finally decided to read this thread*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *hugs* So sweet :)Y'know, "sweet" is a much better reaction than "restraining order".

MacQuarrie
01-11-2006, 07:50 PM
I see the good judgment and better eyesight of the CBR population remains in place, so no crushes on that weirdo MacQ have been announced.

I can't cop to any crushes of my own here. Probably because I've met so many of you. The ones I might have considered cute tended to look at me as if I smelled like cheese.

tricksterpup
01-11-2006, 08:00 PM
I mean, come on, ladies . . .
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/joerice/pickedawinner.jpg

You don't want to miss out on quality man like this!

TIE: $25
Red Shirt: $35
Sport Coat: $250
Having minions pick his nose: Priceless

ghostrider666
01-11-2006, 08:10 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people???

tricksterpup
01-11-2006, 08:13 PM
Y'know, "sweet" is a much better reaction than "restraining order".
Or Mace..
http://www.walkerswarehouse.com/store/graphics/00000002/MS-1005.jpg

Trystenn
01-11-2006, 08:13 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people???
Wewere hit as children.

Tadhg
01-11-2006, 08:13 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people???

Lack of Beedogs (http://www.beedogs.com) most likely.

Jade69/Legolaslady
01-11-2006, 08:14 PM
I got lots of crushes, on both guys and gals *sigh*

west3man
01-11-2006, 08:15 PM
I got lots of crushes, on both guys and gals *sigh*Apparently Jade wants to know if stock really CAN go "through the roof."

. . .

eeeYUP.

ghostrider666
01-11-2006, 08:16 PM
Lack of Beedogs (http://www.beedogs.com) most likely.

That only makes it worse.

kmeyers
01-11-2006, 08:17 PM
Y'know, "sweet" is a much better reaction than "restraining order".
yeah...the restraining orders prevent me from announcing who my crushes are. Dom caught me hiding in the bushes outside his window one too many times...I've said too much.


...do you hear sirens too?

howyadoin
01-11-2006, 08:45 PM
...do you hear sirens too?All the time, buddy. All the time.

Adam Crocker
01-11-2006, 09:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/joerice/pickedawinner.jpg

You don't want to miss out on quality man like this!

That headshot is even more sexy and dashing than Bill Jemas' famous mug.

Forefinger
01-11-2006, 10:35 PM
what CBR chick has the biggest boobs? That's the one I have a crush on

Ta2grrl
01-11-2006, 11:12 PM
what CBR chick has the biggest boobs? That's the one I have a crush on

Here's mine...

I have super powers...

They glow in the dark...!!

:D

Cheers,

XXX

kmeyers
01-11-2006, 11:30 PM
Here's mine...

I have super powers...

They glow in the dark...!!

:D

Cheers,

XXX
yes they are super...and glowy, but your other pictures are just as beautiful too. not that this pic isn't great...

Ta2grrl
01-11-2006, 11:52 PM
yes they are super...and glowy, but your other pictures are just as beautiful too. not that this pic isn't great...

Awww...

You're just saying that cus I have a crush on you...

;)

Cheers,

XXX

kmeyers
01-12-2006, 12:03 AM
Awww...

You're just saying that cus I have a crush on you...

;)

Cheers,

XXX

I can't say I'm not flatterred, because really you are a more than crushworthy yourself.

Im just shy.

howyadoin
01-12-2006, 12:23 AM
what CBR chick has the biggest boobs? That's the one I have a crush onI can think of several contenders, so let's not rush into any rash decisions.

kmeyers
01-12-2006, 12:31 AM
I can think of several contenders, so let's not rush into any rash decisions.
I'm all for a boob-off.

howyadoin
01-12-2006, 12:36 AM
I'm all for a boob-off.What about a boob-on?

Noir_Dark
01-12-2006, 12:38 AM
What about a boob-on?
Boob-on-boob?

kmeyers
01-12-2006, 12:42 AM
Boob-on-boob?
fine.

a boobtastic boobtathalon, and we get to be the judges.

events to be announced.

SteelTownr
01-12-2006, 12:43 AM
fine.

a boobtastic boobtathalon, and we get to be the judges.

events to be announced.

If you are looking for volunteer judges, PM me.

Mark B.

kmeyers
01-12-2006, 12:52 AM
Awww...

You're just saying that cus I have a crush on you...

;)

Cheers,

XXX
I still say this is one of my prettiest pics..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/mesmirk.jpg

yeah, I do love this pic.
and I got Ralph mothafuckin Wiggum on my shirt. i'm unfathamable...er somethin.

howyadoin
01-12-2006, 12:58 AM
Boob-on-boob?Ah, the great lost Dr. Seuss book. Those who've seen it claim it's better than Hop on Pop.

kmeyers
01-12-2006, 01:00 AM
Ah, the great lost Dr. Seuss book. Those who've seen it claim it's better than Hop on Pop.
unless you're Pop.

Ray R.
01-12-2006, 07:05 AM
Ah, the great lost Dr. Seuss book. Those who've seen it claim it's better than Hop on Pop.

Who can forget the immortal lines:

"And the legend goes, so some people say,
Her bra cup grew three sizes that day."

Forefinger
01-12-2006, 07:34 AM
Here's mine...

I have super powers...

They glow in the dark...!!

:D

Cheers,

XXX
Wow, thank you. Nice, glow-in-the-dark boobs. Please feel free to post more pictures of your boobs, and yourself, to solidify my crush on you.

So far we have Ta2grrl in the lead of the boob-off competition.

HomerJay
01-12-2006, 08:04 AM
I still say this is one of my prettiest pics..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/mesmirk.jpg

yeah, I do love this pic.
When you originally posted those pics with the claws and where to get em, I sent the link to my wife. As of Christmas, I too am a proud owner of Wolverine claws.

HomerJay
01-12-2006, 08:10 AM
If you are looking for volunteer judges, PM me.
CBR Boobforce, ASSEMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLE!

Members: HomerJay, SteelTownr, Forefinger

west3man
01-12-2006, 09:01 AM
All this boob talk is disgusting. You should all be ashamed of yourselves...




forgetting that a picture is worth a THOUSAND words.

HomerJay
01-12-2006, 09:02 AM
All this boob talk is disgusting. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
:D :D :D
...says the man with the boobs avatar.

Forefinger
01-12-2006, 09:02 AM
CBR Boobforce, ASSEMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLE!

Members: HomerJay, SteelTownr, Forefinger
Boobforce!

west3man
01-12-2006, 09:09 AM
:D :D :D
...says the man with the boobs avatar.
Keep reading.

Typo Lad
01-12-2006, 09:10 AM
I find all this talk of boobs offensive.



































Where's the love for the booty?

Wesley Dodds
01-12-2006, 09:12 AM
Did I mention my crush on Patience? She's the Naru to my Keitaro.

But most of the women at CBR are great. Solaris is basically Mrs. Robinson in fetish gear -- and before you ask, yes, she is trying to seduce you. Phoenixrising is the brave, crusading journalist I fantasize about taking on the mob/fighting for gay rights with. Leigh Ann, although spoken for, is a sassy lady who knows the score. Lena is the girl next door -- if you live in New York. She's sweet, but she probably knows how to buck down a crack dealer with a 9mm. If anything happens to Snow Sabre's husband, I'll kanarazu, chanto kimi o mamoru! And Gilda Dent -- she may be post-op, but those legs! Those stems go on forever.

What am I saying? All post-ops have great legs.

OK, OK, this post was really just a convoluted way of raising Gilda Dent's legs as a topic of conversation. I'll shut up now.

Fabian
01-12-2006, 09:13 AM
When you originally posted those pics with the claws and where to get em, I sent the link to my wife. As of Christmas, I too am a proud owner of Wolverine claws.
Join the club and get a cool scar like me

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-5/1005399/claws.jpg

Lubichev
01-12-2006, 09:14 AM
It's all sexist.






"What's wrong with being sexy?"

"No, SEXIST."

BlairH
01-12-2006, 09:24 AM
I find all this talk of boobs offensive considering there is very little pictoral evidence to provide backbone to the conversation.

Wesley Dodds
01-12-2006, 09:25 AM
I also have a crush on BlairH. I want to teach her what it means to be a woman.

;)

BlairH
01-12-2006, 09:34 AM
I also have a crush on BlairH. I want to teach her what it means to be a woman.

;)

Yeah, we'd make good lesbians Wesley.

Wesley Dodds
01-12-2006, 09:43 AM
Yeah, we'd make good lesbians Wesley.

"I want the government to stop spying on me," hissed the pouting sex kitten.

"You don't need that gun," hissed the other pouting sex kitten. "Unless you want to put it... down here..."

"You know, even with lots of guns, we'd never be able to fight trench warfare, because we get infections. And we can't eat giraffes."

Brian Cronin
01-12-2006, 02:37 PM
Just over the wrong side of the tracks.

-Brian

BlairH
01-12-2006, 02:46 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.

Lubichev
01-12-2006, 02:46 PM
I was waitin' for that.




Horny little devils.

YoursTruly
01-12-2006, 02:48 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooo!

*comfort* At least you'll always have the memories. ;)

phoenixrising
01-12-2006, 02:48 PM
Thank God. That was even too much desperation for me.

YoursTruly
01-12-2006, 02:50 PM
I was waitin' for that.




Horny little devils.

At least we still have the gigantic hooters cleavage pic. :D

StoneGold
01-12-2006, 02:50 PM
Thank God. That was even too much desperation for me.
Eh, you just know that a few more posts, you'd have given in to the peer pressure.

phoenixrising
01-12-2006, 02:54 PM
Eh, you just know that a few more posts, you'd have given in to the peer pressure.

Believe it or not, I've never flashed a stranger. Even at Mardi Gras.

YoursTruly
01-12-2006, 02:55 PM
Believe it or not, I've never flashed a stranger. Even at Mardi Gras.

I refuse to go to Mardi Gras... to many juices lingering around from PDA for me.

I've never flashed anyone but my ex boyfriend pulled my shirt up in a pool hall once. :o

Lubichev
01-12-2006, 02:58 PM
Classy!!
_________

StoneGold
01-12-2006, 03:00 PM
Believe it or not, I've never flashed a stranger. Even at Mardi Gras.
Really? Even after the whole thing with the lumberjack camp?


Wait, didn't you say you used to be a stripper?

howyadoin
01-12-2006, 03:11 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.Curses. That was a bad time to take a lunch break.

Guapo Méndez
01-12-2006, 03:13 PM
Heh. Yeah.

And it was earlier today that I checked this thread for the first time..

Michael P
01-12-2006, 03:14 PM
Really? Even after the whole thing with the lumberjack camp?


Wait, didn't you say you used to be a stripper?
I hardly think that counts as "flashing."

YoursTruly
01-12-2006, 03:14 PM
Really? Even after the whole thing with the lumberjack camp?


Wait, didn't you say you used to be a stripper?

No she said she was a nude fashion model.

StoneGold
01-12-2006, 03:15 PM
No she said she was a nude fashion model.
Different thread, from a while ago. About the pros and cons of dating strippers.

YoursTruly
01-12-2006, 03:17 PM
Different thread, from a while ago. About the pros and cons of dating strippers.


Oooooh... musta been before my time. Gonna sound bad but... stripper/nude model wont' show boobs at Mardi Gras and thinks butts in panties are going too far...

StoneGold
01-12-2006, 03:18 PM
Oooooh... musta been before my time.
Probably. It was a while ago.

Michael P
01-12-2006, 03:19 PM
Oooooh... musta been before my time. Gonna sound bad but... stripper/nude model wont' show boobs at Mardi Gras and thinks butts in panties are going too far...
Aw, crap, hit the deck, fellas!

StoneGold
01-12-2006, 03:21 PM
CATFIGHT!!!! Mrowr! HISS!!!

Forefinger
01-12-2006, 03:29 PM
Hey, what happened to the boob contest eh? Damn it!

wader0069
01-12-2006, 03:29 PM
Hey, what happened to the boob contest eh? Damn it!I won...where were you??

Forefinger
01-12-2006, 03:31 PM
I won...where were you??
I dunno....congrats!

wader0069
01-12-2006, 03:32 PM
I dunno....congrats!

Thanks I owe it all to Whitney, without her I couldn't be here today.

and F^&K YOU BOBBY!!!!

phoenixrising
01-12-2006, 03:32 PM
What some people have to do to put themselves through college is, in my opinion anyway, a far cry from degrading yourself to no more than a typing piece of ass on a message board. But hey, I hear it makes you very popular around here. Have fun, kids.

Forefinger
01-12-2006, 03:32 PM
Thanks I owe it all to Whitney, without her I couldn't be here today.

and F^&K YOU BOBBY!!!!
LOL. Hey, wait a sec...........somethings a bit off here...........

MsSpring
01-12-2006, 03:35 PM
Oooooh... musta been before my time. Gonna sound bad but... stripper/nude model wont' show boobs at Mardi Gras and thinks butts in panties are going too far...

In my defense, they weren't really panties...more along the lines of spanky pants, like what cheerleaders wear under thier uniforms.

I swear, that's pretty much my derby uniform, as of right now. Many of the skaters have the lollies/spanky pants with writing on the rear, since when we fall on the rink, the whole crowd sees up your skirt.

My point is...well, I don't really have one, unless it's that I guess I've always been the kind of girl who isn't really concerned with T&A shots. :) Or something like that.

If you want to see tons of butts on skates, watch the Rollergirls show on A&E. The bout footage is pretty good, though I could do without the off-rink drama. But such is reality TV.

wader0069
01-12-2006, 03:35 PM
LOL. Hey, wait a sec...........somethings a bit off here...........

hey i know there small, but I have nipples like a saucer....


sorry to all those that just threw up...lol... :D

Forefinger
01-12-2006, 03:37 PM
In my defense, they weren't really panties...more along the lines of spanky pants, like what cheerleaders wear under thier uniforms.

I swear, that's pretty much my derby uniform, as of right now. Many of the skaters have the lollies/spanky pants with writing on the rear, since when we fall on the rink, the whole crowd sees up your skirt.

My point is...well, I don't really have one, unless it's that I guess I've always been the kind of girl who isn't really concerned with T&A shots. :) Or something like that.

If you want to see tons of butts on skates, watch the Rollergirls show on A&E. The bout footage is pretty good, though I could do without the off-rink drama. But such is reality TV.Thanks for the view anyway.

wader0069
01-12-2006, 03:38 PM
What some people have to do to put themselves through college is, in my opinion anyway, a far cry from degrading yourself to no more than a typing piece of ass on a message board. But hey, I hear it makes you very popular around here. Have fun, kids.

Piece of ass........




Did it work?? :confused:

HomerJay
01-12-2006, 03:38 PM
Hey, what happened to the boob contest eh? Damn it!
Got deleted apparently.
Things were getting to be bit over the top anyway. The whole thing felt like a prolonged touchdown dance..."Act like you've been there before" is what I always say. Yes, I enjoy mammary glands, but that's not what I come here for.


I have other websites for that.

Ta2grrl
01-12-2006, 03:46 PM
At least we still have the gigantic hooters cleavage pic. :D

Ya but...!!!

I won...you all saw it...!!

*sob*

:p

XXX

wader0069
01-12-2006, 03:50 PM
Ya but...!!!

I won...you all saw it...!!

*sob*

:p

XXX
Nope I beat you to it, I claimed victory like five or so posts ago. Ask Forefinger...he knows.... :D

Ta2grrl
01-12-2006, 03:51 PM
Great...

The one time I actually win something on this forum it gets stripped...

Back to the drawing board...!!

;)

XXX

Forefinger
01-12-2006, 03:51 PM
Ya but...!!!

I won...you all saw it...!!

*sob*

:p

XXX
You are still the reigning champion! Say it loud, say it proud!

Forefinger
01-12-2006, 03:52 PM
Nope I beat you to it, I claimed victory like five or so posts ago. Ask Forefinger...he knows.... :D
I ...uh....don't know what you're talking about........

Ta2grrl
01-12-2006, 03:53 PM
I don't think its something I can comfortably tell my loved ones...

But thats ok...

Now back to the crushes...!!!!

:D

XXX

Forefinger
01-12-2006, 03:54 PM
Got deleted apparently.
Things were getting to be bit over the top anyway. The whole thing felt like a prolonged touchdown dance..."Act like you've been there before" is what I always say. Yes, I enjoy mammary glands, but that's not what I come here for.


I have other websites for that.
Yeah, but I had fun killing some time at work. Maybe I'll try again tomorrow. :D

wader0069
01-12-2006, 03:54 PM
I ...uh....don't know what you're talking about........

Don't make me pull up the previous pages. You even congratulated me...HOW DARE YOU!!!

get him Whitney....... :evilangry

Forefinger
01-12-2006, 03:55 PM
I don't think its something I can comfortably tell my loved ones...

But thats ok...

Now back to the crushes...!!!!

:D

XXX
I obviously have one on you now......you showed me breasts.....I feel so special.

Noah Johnson
01-12-2006, 04:09 PM
I swear, when I'm not getting posts yanked for being too loud about politics, I'm getting 'em yanked for being a dirty old perv.

What the hell's left in my post count, I wonder? Have I posted about the weather and my cats that many times?

howyadoin
01-12-2006, 04:15 PM
I hardly think that counts as "flashing."Have you ever seen a stripper?

SUPERECWFAN1
01-12-2006, 04:17 PM
In my defense, they weren't really panties...more along the lines of spanky pants, like what cheerleaders wear under thier uniforms.

I swear, that's pretty much my derby uniform, as of right now. Many of the skaters have the lollies/spanky pants with writing on the rear, since when we fall on the rink, the whole crowd sees up your skirt.

My point is...well, I don't really have one, unless it's that I guess I've always been the kind of girl who isn't really concerned with T&A shots. :) Or something like that.

If you want to see tons of butts on skates, watch the Rollergirls show on A&E. The bout footage is pretty good, though I could do without the off-rink drama. But such is reality TV.


You mean that shows for real ? I thought it was shot like The Office or something close to make it appear real but was a drama. Damn....thats a shocker. :eek:

StoneGold
01-12-2006, 04:21 PM
Have you ever seen a stripper?
I guess you could say that flashing would involve eventually covering them back up again...

Brian Cronin
01-12-2006, 04:35 PM
Even though a cloud's white curtain in a far-off corner flashed
An' the hypnotic splattered mist was slowly lifting
Electric light still struck like arrows, fired but for the ones
Condemned to drift or else be kept from drifting

-Brian