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Joe Rice
10-05-2005, 05:21 PM
Do not walk! Run only! Run to the grocery store of high end nature! Buy Ciao Bella ice cream of flavor Dulce de Leche! The taste is so wonderful in your mouth you will SCREAAM!!! This is a command for you NOW!
Has there been other CBR posting people who have tried this delicious delight? IF SO YOU ARE MIGHTY IN THE TONGUE AND BRAIN AREAS!!!!
K'Nort
10-05-2005, 05:23 PM
The market on my block has the Ciao Bella brand but I haven't seen that flavour yet.
I did post a thing earlier today about a new Dulce de Leche liqueur so it is certainly the trend these days.
west3man
10-05-2005, 05:24 PM
Do not walk! Run only! Run to the grocery store of high end nature! Buy Ciao Bella ice cream of flavor Dulce de Leche! The taste is so wonderful in your mouth you will SCREAAM!!! This is a command for you NOW!
Has there been other CBR posting people who have tried this delicious delight? IF SO YOU ARE MIGHTY IN THE TONGUE AND BRAIN AREAS!!!!
Breyer's Butter Pecan, old bean.
Joe Rice
10-05-2005, 05:24 PM
The market on my block has the Ciao Bella brand but I haven't seen that flavour yet.
I did post a thing earlier today about a new Dulce de Leche liqueur so it is certainly the trend these days.
FIND IT NOW YOUR TIME IS BEING WASTED EVEN NOW READING MY LANGUAGE!!!!!1
Joe Rice
10-05-2005, 05:28 PM
Breyer's Butter Pecan, old bean.
THE INFERIORITY OF THIS FLAVOR IS PAINFUL TO CONTEMPLATE FOREVER!!!!
FearsomeFlyingGlove
10-05-2005, 05:37 PM
High end grocery store? Not in MY 'hood, yo.
Adam Crocker
10-05-2005, 05:44 PM
I don't know if this stuff even exists in Soviet Canuckistan.
Joe Rice
10-05-2005, 05:45 PM
High end grocery store? Not in MY 'hood, yo.
NEITHER IN THE BEE YOU ESS AITCH to the WICK, EITHER, BRO! THAT IS THE L TRAIN'S JOB: TAKE ME TO CRACKAVILLE STAT FOR HIGH END ICE CREAM THAT IS SEX OF MOUTH!
mattbib
10-05-2005, 05:53 PM
I've seen it at my local store but haven't tried it. I think I will.
I recently fell in love with Ben & Jerry's Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownie ice-cream, though. Check it out.
Tadhg Adams
10-05-2005, 05:57 PM
I recently fell in love with Ben & Jerry's Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownie ice-cream, though. Check it out.
You are such a hippy.
I would try this ice cream Joe, but I live in the midwest, all we're allowed to have is Vanilla.
Joe Rice
10-05-2005, 05:57 PM
MEDIOCRE FRATHIPPIE BAND CANNOT BEGIN TO COMPARE TO SUPER ONE EXPERT GELATO!!!!
http://www.icecreamsource.com/detail.asp?PRODUCT_ID=ICB120
mattbib
10-05-2005, 06:20 PM
You are such a hippy.I'm soooo not a hippy. I hate DMB. I just like the ice-cream. :)
Jeff Brady
10-05-2005, 07:19 PM
NEITHER IN THE BEE YOU ESS AITCH to the WICK, EITHER, BRO! THAT IS THE L TRAIN'S JOB: TAKE ME TO CRACKAVILLE STAT FOR HIGH END ICE CREAM THAT IS SEX OF MOUTH!
Where did you get it? Whole Foods in Union Square?
Joe Rice
10-05-2005, 07:21 PM
Where did you get it? Whole Foods in Union Square?
THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST IS JEFF BRADY HELLO!
Jeff Brady
10-05-2005, 07:26 PM
I won?! AWESOME! I'll come to the Rocketship Sunday to claim my prize!
j/k, I'll get my own. Thanks for the heads up on the flavor. DdL is my favorite. I'm Haagen-Dasz' bitch.
I just used their store locator to see where I could get some around here. Apparently the closest store to South Dakota that sells any is in Colorado.
So, Joe, is this ice cream worth two tanks of gas (one way)?
Adam Crocker
10-05-2005, 08:07 PM
MEDIOCRE FRATHIPPIE BAND CANNOT BEGIN TO COMPARE TO SUPER ONE EXPERT GELATO!!!!
http://www.icecreamsource.com/detail.asp?PRODUCT_ID=ICB120
Joe is now officially creepier than Tom Cruise.
K'Nort
10-05-2005, 10:40 PM
High end grocery store? Not in MY 'hood, yo.
Wait -- Aren't you in SF?
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 03:56 AM
I just used their store locator to see where I could get some around here. Apparently the closest store to South Dakota that sells any is in Colorado.
So, Joe, is this ice cream worth two tanks of gas (one way)?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OF COURSE IT IS NUMBER ONE DELICIOUS!
Fabian
10-06-2005, 04:01 AM
Dulce de Leche? It better be good, not just unwarranted mouth-gasms because you experrienced true flavor for the 1st time
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 04:05 AM
Dulce de Leche? It better be good, not just unwarranted mouth-gasms because you experrienced true flavor for the 1st time
LIVING IN NEIGHBORHOOD OF MEXICO IN BROOKLYN MEANS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST NUMBER ONE ENCOUNTER WITH THE TOP FLAVOR IN GENERAL!
Fabian
10-06-2005, 04:11 AM
Well is it better than Mango Mochi ice cream?
Brad Curran
10-06-2005, 05:33 AM
Is Joe going to type in all caps all the time now because of this ice cream? If so, this would mean an interesting direction for his columns. It's also a pretty good sales pitch. "Our ice cream is so good that this comics nerd is unable to do anything but shout about it!" Okay, I just wanted to call Joe a nerd.
K'Nort
10-06-2005, 10:07 AM
Well is it better than Mango Mochi ice cream?
I was super disappointed in Mango Mochi ice cream. In fact, I do believe half the box is still in the back of my freezer two years later.
There is that mail order ice cream place.... I used them once before Portland got more gourmet. There's a minimum of six pints but you can mix and match brands all you want and always go in with some friends or coworkers. And you get dry ice! And they had a pretzel-beer swirl!
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 01:12 PM
Is Joe going to type in all caps all the time now because of this ice cream? If so, this would mean an interesting direction for his columns. It's also a pretty good sales pitch. "Our ice cream is so good that this comics nerd is unable to do anything but shout about it!" Okay, I just wanted to call Joe a nerd.
YES!!!!! COMPLETELY HOORAY! BUT I AM OUT OF MAGIC HAPPY CREAM!!!! OH NO WILL IT BE IN BLUEGRASS KENTUCKY I HOPE!!!!
Typo Lad
10-06-2005, 01:22 PM
But is it KOSHER?
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 01:25 PM
But is it KOSHER?
SORRY FRAID NOT BUT IN RETURN I WILL BE WRITING A YOM KIPPUR COLUMN FOR CBG!!!!!
Typo Lad
10-06-2005, 01:26 PM
SORRY FRAID NOT BUT IN RETURN I WILL BE WRITING A YOM KIPPUR COLUMN FOR CBG!!!!!
Oh wow.
That is just so much worse...
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 01:28 PM
Oh wow.
That is just so much worse...
BUT I AM ATONING FOR MY SINS!!!!!!!! NUMBER ONE GOOD TIME HELLO!
I'm worried that Joe has turned into a completely different person.
K'Nort
10-06-2005, 02:23 PM
I'm worried that Joe has turned into a completely different person.
A fun person, however.
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 02:23 PM
I'm worried that Joe has turned into a completely different person.
I HAVE RUN OUT OF HAPPY BOX AND NOW MY WRATH CANNOT BE SATED!!!! QUICKLY BRING THE JOHNSCOMICS!!!!!!
Dreadstar
10-06-2005, 02:28 PM
I HAVE RUN OUT OF HAPPY BOX AND NOW MY WRATH CANNOT BE SATED!!!! QUICKLY BRING THE JOHNSCOMICS!!!!!!
How about I just fix you with a Knob Creek I.V. instead?
K'Nort
10-06-2005, 02:30 PM
How about I just fix you with a Knob Creek I.V. instead?
Or the Street Angel trade. I'm not sure he ever got to see that particular goodness.
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 02:31 PM
How about I just fix you with a Knob Creek I.V. instead?
I ACTUALLY HAVE GROWN NOT TO CARE FOR THE KNOB ALL THAT MUCH BUT A WOODFORD IV WILL DO QUITE NICELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 02:32 PM
Or the Street Angel trade. I'm not sure he ever got to see that particular goodness.
YOU BET YOUR GODDAM WHITE ASS I HAVE CRACKER FACE!!!!!
Dreadstar
10-06-2005, 02:36 PM
I ACTUALLY HAVE GROWN NOT TO CARE FOR THE KNOB ALL THAT MUCH BUT A WOODFORD IV WILL DO QUITE NICELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a fully stocked bar:
Glenfiddich, The MaCallan, Jim Beam, Knob Creek, Stoli, Suaza and yes, even Woodford reserve.
Everything else is extraneous.
Hell, 6 of the 7 are extraneous, and it doesn't matter which of the 7 isn't, if you catch my drift.
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 02:39 PM
I have a fully stocked bar:
Glenfiddich, The MaCallan, Jim Beam, Knob Creek, Stoli, Suaza and yes, even Woodford reserve.
Everything else is extraneous.
Hell, 6 of the 7 are extraneous, and it doesn't matter which of the 7 isn't, if you catch my drift.
CAUGHT AND INGESTED!!!!!!! BUT IT IS NOT ICE CREAM OF CIAO BELLA DULCE DE LECHE!!!!!!!!!!
K'Nort
10-06-2005, 04:56 PM
Oh and Joe -- They've unkilled Sivana.
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 04:59 PM
Oh and Joe -- They've unkilled Sivana.
GIBBERISH!!!!! WHO KILLED HIM EVER HE IS NUMBER ONE MAD MAN GENIUS HELLO!
Tadhg Adams
10-06-2005, 05:00 PM
Dear Joe,
If you keep eating Ice Cream you will get fat. And then you will be a fat loud nerd and no one will like you.
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 05:05 PM
Dear Joe,
If you keep eating Ice Cream you will get fat. And then you will be a fat loud nerd and no one will like you.
HELLO PLEASE READ WITH ACCURACY THIS IS MY DEMAND!!!! I RAN OUT NO MORE!!!!!!
Tadhg Adams
10-06-2005, 05:06 PM
HELLO PLEASE READ WITH ACCURACY THIS IS MY DEMAND!!!! I RAN OUT NO MORE!!!!!!
Which means you ate a lot of Ice cream quickly, you fat loud nerd pig.
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 05:08 PM
Which means you ate a lot of Ice cream quickly, you fat loud nerd pig.
NO IT MEANS LISA DID THEN FORGOT SHE LEFT HALF A BOWL!!!!!!
Tadhg Adams
10-06-2005, 05:09 PM
NO IT MEANS LISA DID THEN FORGOT SHE LEFT HALF A BOWL!!!!!!
Is she out buying you some more, right now? Like right, right now? Because she should be.
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 05:11 PM
Is she out buying you some more, right now? Like right, right now? Because she should be.
IT WAS HERS IF SHE FOUNDS OUT I ATE IT MY ASS AND GRASS WILL BE SYNONYMOUS!!!!!
Tadhg Adams
10-06-2005, 05:13 PM
IT WAS HERS IF SHE FOUNDS OUT I ATE IT MY ASS AND GRASS WILL BE SYNONYMOUS!!!!!
Dearest Joe.
Run as fast as your ice-cream eating lard-butt will carry you and buy more.
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 05:16 PM
Dearest Joe.
Run as fast as your ice-cream eating lard-butt will carry you and buy more.
MY GRASSLIKE ASS TO KENTUCKY TOMORROW SPEEDS! HAHAHAHAHAHA SHE WILL FORGET ALL IN NEED TO SEE ME AGAIN NUMBER ONE LOVE BOY!!!!
When did Joe become Speed Racer?
Joe Rice
10-06-2005, 05:33 PM
When did Joe become Speed Racer?
HUH?!?????!!!! OH!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff Brady
10-10-2005, 04:41 PM
I tried the Ciao Bello DdL and was underwhelmed. I remain Haagen-Dazs' bitch.
Valmore
10-10-2005, 05:31 PM
I remain underwhelmed by Joe Rice's latest attempt at reviving the "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" fad from years bygone. Our only hope is to give him an atomic swirly before he infects the rest of the population.
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