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Grazzt
10-04-2005, 07:36 PM
I'll start the ball rolling:

Deadpool/Bea Arthur.

Anybody else got any ideas?
hitokiri_
10-04-2005, 07:47 PM
a homicidal plastic man in marvel universe.
Infinity Chameleon
10-04-2005, 07:47 PM
To the topic starter: Leaving that horrifying image aside, you are aware that "slash" is typically, if not exclusively, male homosexual activity, right?
Legato
10-04-2005, 07:47 PM
The Blob and Mojo.
Aunt May and Mary Jane
Absalom
10-04-2005, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Grazzt

Deadpool/Bea Arthur.
What's wrong with it ?
Yogi
10-04-2005, 07:48 PM
Albus Dumbledore/Pen Pen
Legato
10-04-2005, 07:49 PM
What's wrong with it ?

Id explain but for the sake of my sanity I wont.
CDTM
10-04-2005, 07:49 PM
Superman and Thor.
hitokiri_
10-04-2005, 07:49 PM
The Blob and Mojo.
Aunt May and Mary Jane


if this is an erotic b-movie then it's felicia and mj for me.
Grazzt
10-04-2005, 07:50 PM
To the topic starter: Leaving that horrifying image aside, you are aware that "slash" is typically, if not exclusively, male homosexual activity, right?

Oh? What's the term for general (both homo and heterosexual) fan-fic of that nature?

And in my defense, Bea Arthur is pretty manly....

;)
Legato
10-04-2005, 07:51 PM
Cassandra Nova and Jean Grey
Tommy
10-04-2005, 07:51 PM
The Hulk/ every male hero in Marvel... wait a minute I have seen that.

Okay

Captian America/Dr. Doom... Ohh Right...
Grazzt
10-04-2005, 07:52 PM
The Blob and Mojo.

I wonder if JerrBear would disagree with you on that one... ;)
Legato
10-04-2005, 07:53 PM
if this is an erotic b-movie then it's felicia and mj for me.

You would call Black Cat and MJ horrible? If anything that would be Peter's ultimate wet dream.
metalhead_dave743
10-04-2005, 07:55 PM
Well I don't really mind Slash as a guitarist and I think using him as a character in fiction could work. I don't see why you don't want stories that star Slash to exist. :D
Michael P
10-04-2005, 07:56 PM
You would call Black Cat and MJ horrible? If anything that would be Peter's ultimate wet dream.
Heck, I can imagine MJ and Felicia telling Peter "This year for your birthday, we wanted to get you something extra special," then a switch to Peter standing at the top of the Empire State Building shouting "Today-ay-ay... I consider myself -elf-elf... the luckiest man-an-an... on the face-ace-ace... of the Earth-rth-rth."
Guts/Batman
10-04-2005, 07:58 PM
Heck, I can imagine MJ and Felicia telling Peter "This year for your birthday, we wanted to get you something extra special," then a switch to Peter standing at the top of the Empire State Building shouting "Today-ay-ay... I consider myself -elf-elf... the luckiest man-an-an... on the face-ace-ace... of the Earth-rth-rth."

I have a pictire on my computer of Peter, Felicia and MJ going at it... when he is stinking to a wall...
Sean McClain
10-04-2005, 08:10 PM
Cable/Deadpool :eek:

I saw one of these and it nearly killed me. I wasn't sure whether to cry or silently pee myself.

^ No, I will not make the very obvious joke about a wall finding Peter's body odor to be offensive while he, MJ, and Felicia are doing the Horizontal Samba. :)
Infinity Chameleon
10-04-2005, 08:13 PM
Oh? What's the term for general (both homo and heterosexual) fan-fic of that nature?

Well, female homosexual activity is sometimes called "femslash" (and I've seen it spelled "femmeslash", same diff). Graphic depictions of sexual activity in general are often called "lemons"; don't ask me where that came from.
CDTM
10-04-2005, 08:18 PM
Well, female homosexual activity is sometimes called "femslash" (and I've seen it spelled "femmeslash", same diff). Graphic depictions of sexual activity in general are often called "lemons"; don't ask me where that came from.

Not to worry, we can look it up and post it here! Then everyone will know this obscure alter meaning for that bitter forbidden fruit, which could be anything at all! :D
Grazzt
10-04-2005, 08:19 PM
Well, female homosexual activity is sometimes called "femslash" (and I've seen it spelled "femmeslash", same diff). Graphic depictions of sexual activity in general are often called "lemons"; don't ask me where that came from.

Thank you! Now, does anybody know how to edit thread titles?
JCAll
10-04-2005, 08:22 PM
I cannot think of two characters that haven't yet been thrown together in this situation before. I am however doing a good gob of not seeing it.

Oh The Blob and Beast. I think there is actually a pic that alude to this somewhere.
Legato
10-04-2005, 08:26 PM
The Hulk and Ultimate Hulk. Now the question is who will be the pitcher and who will be the catcher.
Ren
10-04-2005, 08:31 PM
I cannot think of two characters that haven't yet been thrown together in this situation before. I am however doing a good gob of not seeing it.

Oh The Blob and Beast. I think there is actually a pic that alude to this somewhere.

By the law of averages, every fictional male character should statistically have starred in slash fiction with at least one other male character. The quantity is that great.

Fortunately for most male characters, Naruto and Sasuke seem to be drawing most of the fire, with Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy backing them up.

EDIT: And I do mean every male character. Like, Doctor Doom and Neville Longbottom.
SiliconDream
10-04-2005, 08:39 PM
Johnny Sorrow/Medusa.
CDTM
10-04-2005, 08:46 PM
Johnny Sorrow/Medusa.

Johnny Sorrow/Yuck
Grazzt
10-04-2005, 08:51 PM
EDIT: And I do mean every male character. Like, Doctor Doom and Neville Longbottom.

Don't know anything about Neville, but the sad truth is I kind of find Doom attractive at times. He has really pretty eyes. And he's not bad looking in the flashbacks. I can see why Valeria was willing to go back to him.
BitVyper
10-04-2005, 08:51 PM
Oh? What's the term for general (both homo and heterosexual) fan-fic of that nature?


Fanfics with sex scenes? They're called lemons.
Ren
10-04-2005, 08:52 PM
Don't know anything about Neville, but the sad truth is I kind of find Doom attractive at times. He has really pretty eyes. And he's not bad looking in the flashbacks. I can see why Valeria was willing to go back to him.

Neville has been the "can't do anything right, ever" character for most of the Harry Potter series. He's only shown any improvement very recently. He's also chubby and awkward and nobody likes him, period.
Ren
10-04-2005, 10:22 PM
This seemed like a good place to post this :p

... :eek:

I know a better place to post that. It's called "Hell". Maybe you've heard of it?
MKTerra
10-04-2005, 10:27 PM
... :eek:

I know a better place to post that. It's called "Hell". Maybe you've heard of it?Well, I did post it in the new Soap Operus (http://www.gossiping.net/phpBB2/index.php?mforum=so)... :p
Guts/Batman
10-04-2005, 10:30 PM
This seemed like a good place to post this :p

OMMFG!!!!!!!!

*tries to forget ever seeing that*
Yogi
10-04-2005, 10:45 PM
This seemed like a good place to post this :pAWESOME!!

Though, to tell you the truth, I haven't seen Alucard/Anderson yet.
JCAll
10-04-2005, 10:58 PM
This seemed like a good place to post this :p

So that's what nightmares look like.

This forum is really starting to cut into my sanity :D
Grazzt
10-05-2005, 07:30 AM
For those of you who like bears:

Zangief and Andre the Giant.

:D
Archyduke
10-05-2005, 09:04 AM
Aw. I like Neville, and I'm not even a Harry Potter fan. I just like the poor kid, he reminds me of myself in my more ungainly middle school years. Except with, you know, magic powers. Dammit.
twilight
10-05-2005, 09:06 AM
Harry Potter/Hagrid
JerrBear81
10-05-2005, 10:33 AM
I wonder if JerrBear would disagree with you on that one... ;)

Well it depends on who is drawing the Blob, as he can be cute depending on who is drawing him. I'd definitely say no to Mojo though :p
MKTerra
10-05-2005, 01:54 PM
Aw phooey, they removed my picture :( And it wasn't sexually explicit either. Ah well.
Jerry W. Loper
10-05-2005, 02:26 PM
I'll start the ball rolling:

Deadpool/Bea Arthur.

Anybody else got any ideas?

Kitty Pryde wearing a strap-on dildo, let loose in a zoo's chimp exhibit. Well, you started it. :rolleyes:
Guts/Batman
10-05-2005, 02:29 PM
Kitty Pryde wearing a strap-on dildo, let loose in a zoo's chimp exhibit. Well, you started it. :rolleyes:

That is an awesome mental image.

Whats with the attitude? It is fairly obvious this is a joke thread.
Jerry W. Loper
10-05-2005, 02:37 PM
That is an awesome mental image.

Whats with the attitude? It is fairly obvious this is a joke thread.

I knew the thread was a joke and thought the Kitty Pryde suggestion was a pretty sick one. Sorry if the post didn't come across the way I meant. Now, if only somebody would start a thread about slash fiction pairings they WOULD want to see . . . . :D
Guts/Batman
10-05-2005, 02:39 PM
I knew the thread was a joke and thought the Kitty Pryde suggestion was a pretty sick one. Sorry if the post didn't come across the way I meant. Now, if only somebody would start a thread about slash fiction pairings they WOULD want to see . . . . :D

I would have seen that you was trying to be funny. you just used the wrong smiley. :p
tricksterpup
10-05-2005, 03:03 PM
Josie and the Pussie Cats vs the New Avengers.

At the end of the story Archie from Riverdale comes and saves the New Avengers while Jug Head needs to explain to everyone why it happend.
BlairH
10-05-2005, 03:04 PM
Jesse Custer and Cassidy. Especially if Cassidy is talking in Ennis penned Irish.

"It's buggerin' time!"
Guts/Batman
10-05-2005, 03:06 PM
Eddie Brock and Cletus Cassidey...in full symbiote.

It's not only slash fic but kinda incestuous... :p
Gaz
10-05-2005, 03:34 PM
Aunt May and Mary Jane
I've actually seen a couple of these. They do usually de-age May, however (and weirdly tend to have her as a domme...)
Kayless
10-05-2005, 07:05 PM
By the law of averages, every fictional male character should statistically have starred in slash fiction with at least one other male character. The quantity is that great.

Fortunately for most male characters, Naruto and Sasuke seem to be drawing most of the fire, with Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy backing them up.

EDIT: And I do mean every male character. Like, Doctor Doom and Neville Longbottom.
There's a Dr. Doom/Neville Longbottom slash fic? :eek: I'm both apalled and strangely intrigued... :D
BlairH
10-06-2005, 01:45 AM
I've actually seen a couple of these.
Ewww! What were you looking for when you came across that particular atom bomb?

Aunt may? GADZZZZZ! ("gadz" is a Scottish term for disgust to the extent of almost vomiting)
Flash's Lightning
05-17-2009, 01:32 PM
The Care Bears/Ewoks
Iron Fist/Superman (shows him his "iron fisting" skill)
Jabba the Hutt/Blob
Ryan K
05-17-2009, 02:16 PM
All of it.
Ryan W
05-17-2009, 05:23 PM
Mojo and The Olsen Twins.
Indigo Al
05-17-2009, 07:01 PM
I think you would all enjoy Batman/Wolverine mpreg fiction. Let me know and I can write you some...
Ontir
05-17-2009, 08:26 PM
Dr. Sivana/Kingpin