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DracoMalfoy
09-30-2005, 08:16 PM
The pig. He's dating so many women at the same time.

Sasha
Wonder Woman
Catwoman

Just to name a few.

Converge
09-30-2005, 08:27 PM
P.i.m.p.

,,,,,,,,,

ouiyahtsiouiyah
09-30-2005, 09:40 PM
Don't forget Silver St Cloud if you count Dark Detective. WW has been thru for a while but he was dating Caitlyn Fairchild at the time as well. Face it Batman makes time for the ladies too. Which is prolly why he's losing Gotham

Converge
09-30-2005, 10:43 PM
Don't forget Silver St Cloud if you count Dark Detective. WW has been thru for a while but he was dating Caitlyn Fairchild at the time as well. Face it Batman makes time for the ladies too. Which is prolly why he's losing Gotham

the ladies make time for him.

he practically has to beat them off with a stick.

Guts/Batman
09-30-2005, 11:26 PM
He is dating WW now?

That is very pimp, yet, so very hypocritical at the same time. Batman does have a way of being that way...

Zeta
10-01-2005, 02:16 AM
For about 5-7 years, wasn't he near celibate? So obsessed with the job he didn't have the time for women (not to mention being so much a ass, nobody would want him).

Lester C.
10-01-2005, 08:03 AM
For about 5-7 years, wasn't he near celibate? So obsessed with the job he didn't have the time for women (not to mention being so much a ass, nobody would want him).

When Dennis O’Neal was the head honcho of the bat books Batman was portrayed as a man so focused on his mission that he just wouldn’t have for an active social life hence all the individual moments where Bruce Wayne is depicted as an inept bumbling playboy. In his novelization of Knightfall Bruce and Alfred cover this very issue for those interested in collection the re-released paperback of that book.

monkeyaxslash
10-01-2005, 04:52 PM
He's dating wonder woman? i didn't know wich issue did this came out in

Guts/Batman
10-01-2005, 04:54 PM
He's dating wonder woman? i didn't know wich issue did this came out in

I'm pretty sure he isn't...right now.

But there were some hints in JLU and in JLA 70 something I believe.

Also, his relationship might have bitten the dust with JLA 119.

muimi
10-01-2005, 07:29 PM
As of JLA #90 something, Bruce and Diana explored the possibility but in the end decided to just stay friends because they didn't want to mess up their friendship. Or so people tell me; the art was so horrible for that issue that I couldn't stand to read it. It's pretty clear that they were friends -- hell, Diana was the one that took him back to the cave during the Sacrifice arc. And yeah, as of JLA #119, I'm pretty sure the relationship, friendship or not, is history, at least for now.

Guts/Batman
10-01-2005, 07:45 PM
Oops..I should have clarified.

I meant that Selina and Bruce's relationship took a major if not fatal hit in JLA 119.

Sacrifice did the same to WW/Bruce.

The Blue Devil
10-01-2005, 08:38 PM
Dose it matter how many he's dating? He'll just end up old, broken, and alone in the end.

Guts/Batman
10-01-2005, 08:41 PM
Dose it matter how many he's dating? He'll just end up old, broken, and alone in the end.

Are we ever going to see the end of Bruce Wayne as Batman?

And yes, it does matter right now.

The Blue Devil
10-01-2005, 09:15 PM
^...meh, going by Batman Beyound, we will...

monkeyaxslash
10-01-2005, 09:19 PM
Is batman beyone really part of the DCU because if he is i will stop reading dc comic right now batman beyone was the most horrible idea i have ever seen

Brack360
10-01-2005, 09:26 PM
As seen in The OMAC Project, Sasha Bordeaux is Batman's one true love. Besides, Batman will never forgive Wonder Woman for killing Max Lord.

Guts/Batman
10-01-2005, 09:31 PM
^...meh, going by Batman Beyound, we will...

Batman Beyond is part of DCAU. Which is much different from DCU.

Though Terry showed up in S/B #22...

*Mutters Loeb...*

The Blue Devil
10-01-2005, 09:34 PM
HAHA! Terry's existance PROVES Bruce will end up alone and broken! (Otherwise Terry wouldn't exist...)

Guts/Batman
10-01-2005, 09:36 PM
HAHA! Terry's existance PROVES Bruce will end up alone and broken! (Otherwise Terry wouldn't exist...)

Who knows WTF is going on in S/B. It is wacky Loeb, afterall.

Hell, even Commie Superman showed up in that issue (which we know is an elseworld).

The Blue Devil
10-01-2005, 09:39 PM
Commie Supes? ...you mean the reimagined Superman for a differnt country? Or am I thinking of a differnt Supes...

Guts/Batman
10-01-2005, 09:40 PM
Commie Supes? ...you mean the reimagined Superman for a differnt country? Or am I thinking of a differnt Supes...

Superman from Superman: Red Son.

The Blue Devil
10-01-2005, 09:42 PM
Ah. I was thinking about the Nazi Supes that showed up in one of those reimagining heroes comics...

Oddly enough, a Nazi version of his suit fit him perfectly.

orrewhat
10-02-2005, 10:19 AM
Okey I'm a married straight guy, but can you girls imagine how long he would last in the sack. That man must have super stanima

Kieralinn
10-02-2005, 11:18 AM
Well, isn't Sasha like an OMAC hybrid of something now...so she doesn't count.

WW and him have haad nothing for a while. Silver St. Cloud was just a one shot bring back story...so she doesn't really count. And are Selina and Bruce done or what?

I thought he wasn't seeing anyone at this time. No one serious anyway.

Mia
10-02-2005, 12:00 PM
the ladies make time for him.

he practically has to beat them off with a stick.

The animal magnatism, the looks the build, the wealth....he's a real chick magnet.

I've always maintained that Bruce is too busy whether it be as Batman or businessman to have a full fledged relationship.

However he's not so busy that he doesn't have a diary with women whom he can drop in on for a 'booty call' or a little love in the afternoon. Whether it be with some model or even the wives of other men.

Whoever it is it would be some woman whom he could easily discard. Or some woman who knew exactly what the relationship was about: A good time in the bedroom.


I've also sort of wondered if Bruce Wayne would be the type of man to 'pay' for it. While I think that it would an afront to his manhood, I also think that it would be easiest way to get achieve his objectives. Sex without all the preamble.

Guts/Batman
10-02-2005, 12:19 PM
IIRC, Alfred said he would quit if Bruce did get in a relationship while being Batman.

Lester C.
10-02-2005, 08:27 PM
See this week’s issue of JLA to find out the status of Batman’s relationship with Catwoman.

trickster
10-03-2005, 10:40 AM
Okey I'm a married straight guy, but can you girls imagine how long he would last in the sack. That man must have super stanima

Yeah, right. Especially after three days with no sleep...

Mia
10-03-2005, 12:41 PM
Okey I'm a married straight guy, but can you girls imagine how long he would last in the sack. That man must have super stanima

Or a great tongue! :p

Guts/Batman
10-03-2005, 12:44 PM
Or a great tongue! :p

Ahahahaha...

Dude has the stamina to be Batman for 3 straight days. Unless, there is some serious stuff going on, I can't imagine he wouldn't have massive...endurance. ;)

Kieralinn
10-03-2005, 06:57 PM
Yeah, right. Especially after three days with no sleep...

My man does pretty damn good after 3 days and no sleep.

But then again....he's with me! And I also do very well without sleep. ;)

CURSD BLADE
10-04-2005, 07:08 PM
My man does pretty damn good after 3 days and no sleep.

But then again....he's with me! And I also do very well without sleep. ;)

Funny trivia fact:

In the Absolute Batman: Hush hardcover, Jeph Loeb stated that the 6 page interlude he and Jim Lee did for Wizard Zero was to feature a sex scene between Bruce & Selina...with the masks on!!!

Lee tucked Loeb out of it upon receiving the script, stating that "it wasn't appropriate for children to see".

Guts/Batman
10-04-2005, 07:10 PM
Funny trivia fact:

In the Absolute Batman: Hush hardcover, Jeph Loeb stated that the 6 page interlude he and Jim Lee did for Wizard Zero was to feature a sex scene between Bruce & Selina...with the masks on!!!

Lee tucked Loeb out of it upon receiving the script, stating that "it wasn't appropriate for children to see".

Yup...

Knew about that from one of the 15 other Hush threads we had here...

mohammedali
10-06-2005, 12:03 PM
Dose it matter how many he's dating? He'll just end up old, broken, and alone in the end.
Beyond is elseworld. If anything it's suggested that within 10 (comic) years after IC Batman will get married. We see his grave in Titans of Tommorow arc (Teen Titans #18) where it has his grave stone saying 'Beloved Husband'.

Question: Who do you think would be a good wife for Wayne?

Anyone welcome to answer...

Mohammed Ali

Guts/Batman
10-06-2005, 12:16 PM
Titans of Tomorrow isn't canon. Beyond is DCU canon now.

But everything that DC publishes is canon thanks to Hypertime. With the return of the Multiverse every story will be canon.

mohammedali
10-06-2005, 12:29 PM
Titans of Tomorrow isn't canon. Beyond is DCU canon now.

But everything that DC publishes is canon thanks to Hypertime. With the return of the Multiverse every story will be canon.
Although ToT isn't canon, some of it could still happen. i.e. It's obvious that Tim won't become Batman and kill everyone, because at the end of ToT the Titans are commited to sticking together. However, there is no reason that the Titans seeing what happened in the future should radically effect Bruces love life. Hence although that future will not happen exactly, some parts might such as Bruce getting married. What I'm curious about is who he could marry.

As for Beyond, since when was that confirmed as canon?

Mohammed Ali

Guts/Batman
10-06-2005, 12:31 PM
As for Beyond, since when was that confirmed as canon?

Mohammed Ali

Morrison wrote an 80 page comic with him in it.

Plus, Terry showed up in S/B #22 along with Commie Superman. And S/B is canon (not that I like it that it is).

It makes Beyond DCU canon.

mohammedali
10-06-2005, 12:36 PM
Morrison wrote an 80 page comic with him in it.

Plus, Terry showed up in S/B #22 along with Commie Superman. And S/B is canon (not that I like it that it is).

It makes Beyond DCU canon.
Which comic? I need to check it out.
As for S/B #22, the fact that Commie Superman is there means that Beyond doesn't have to be the future of the Batman we know...

Mohammed Ali

Guts/Batman
10-06-2005, 12:39 PM
Which comic? I need to check it out.
As for S/B #22, the fact that Commie Superman is there means that Beyond doesn't have to be the future of the Batman we know...

Mohammed Ali

Check out page 2 of my Batman jobber aura" thread...

But with the Multiverse coming back, that means it is possibly another Earth's time. With the multiverse and Hypertime, every story that DCU publishes is canon.

mohammedali
10-06-2005, 12:49 PM
Check out page 2 of my Batman jobber aura" thread...

But with the Multiverse coming back, that means it is possibly another Earth's time. With the multiverse and Hypertime, every story that DCU publishes is canon.
That's all good and well, but it doesn't cement the current Batman's future - i.e. Batman of the current Earth. My entire point was that I don't think that Batman HAS to die alone because of Beyond, and given the TT:ToT arc *would* have been the future of the current Earth had the Titans not ended up there, it seems that Batman could be hooking up with someone very soon. I agree that ToT future won't happen in it's entirity, but it could (and logistically, should) happen in part - i.e. Batman could get married but not end up dead ala ToT.

Mohammed Ali

Guts/Batman
10-06-2005, 12:52 PM
Well, in the timeline that DC uses for its characters. How much will Bruce age?

I would be willing to bet that he won't age more than 10 years in the next 60 years our time...

mohammedali
10-06-2005, 01:17 PM
Well, in the timeline that DC uses for its characters. How much will Bruce age?

I would be willing to bet that he won't age more than 10 years in the next 60 years our time...
Well, 1 year in the DCU is about 4 years in the real world so 10 years would equaite to 40 years. That's enough time for him to get married I think, though I'm hoping he get's married sooner - like as a result of IC perhaps...

Mohammed Ali

Guts/Batman
10-06-2005, 01:19 PM
Well, 1 year in the DCU is about 4 years in the real world so 10 years would equaite to 40 years. That's enough time for him to get married I think, though I'm hoping he get's married sooner - like as a result of IC perhaps...

Mohammed Ali

Maybe if his Batman persona gets toned down and his Bruce Wayne persona is allowed to come back. They might have Bruce get married but if they don't tone down the Batman persona, I can't see them having him marry someone.

trickster
10-06-2005, 01:22 PM
That's all good and well, but it doesn't cement the current Batman's future - i.e. Batman of the current Earth. My entire point was that I don't think that Batman HAS to die alone because of Beyond, and given the TT:ToT arc *would* have been the future of the current Earth had the Titans not ended up there, it seems that Batman could be hooking up with someone very soon. I agree that ToT future won't happen in it's entirity, but it could (and logistically, should) happen in part - i.e. Batman could get married but not end up dead ala ToT.

Mohammed Ali

After Hush, then the Wargames epilogue and now the scene in JLA 118 where she comes in the cave bringing him coffee, I was hoping to see him hook up with Catwoman. But with this mindwipe business and the little rascal playing both sides (Sasha on one side, Catwoman on the other) fat chance that'll happen.
Or, cos I'm such a bastard, I'd like to see him hit on Lois like it was in the "World's Finest" cartoon. :D

mohammedali
10-06-2005, 01:31 PM
Maybe if his Batman persona gets toned down and his Bruce Wayne persona is allowed to come back. They might have Bruce get married but if they don't tone down the Batman persona, I can't see them having him marry someone.
Well there was an interview recently saying that Bats is going to be undicked after IC so it's a good opertunitiy. It's also a great explaination for why Batman would be undicked as well...

After Hush, then the Wargames epilogue and now the scene in JLA 118 where she comes in the cave bringing him coffee, I was hoping to see him hook up with Catwoman. But with this mindwipe business and the little rascal playing both sides (Sasha on one side, Catwoman on the other) fat chance that'll happen.
Or, cos I'm such a bastard, I'd like to see him hit on Lois like it was in the "World's Finest" cartoon. :D
I agree with the Catwoman hookup. She seems the most likely, though I perfer the idea of it being WW (not that that's going to happen given Sacrafice). As for Sasha, I think that kiss was more just celebratory and part in pity because she felt so down with her looks. Lois and Bruce would be funny. Pwnage for Sups :P

Mohammed Ali

Guts/Batman
10-06-2005, 01:37 PM
Well there was an interview recently saying that Bats is going to be undicked after IC so it's a good opertunitiy. It's also a great explaination for why Batman would be undicked as well...

Mohammed Ali

Undicked is one thing. Having his Batman persona taken down a notch is something else completely...

mohammedali
10-06-2005, 01:41 PM
Undicked is one thing. Having his Batman persona taken down a notch is something else completely...
Well if you use the simple equation dicked = Batman, then to be undicked means Batman gets taken a notch down :p

Mohammed Ali

Guts/Batman
10-06-2005, 01:43 PM
Well if you use the simple equation dicked = Batman, then to be undicked means Batman gets taken a notch down :p

Mohammed Ali

I don't think it is that simple...

mohammedali
10-06-2005, 07:00 PM
I don't think it is that simple...
I'm just messing around, though I think if the writers want to make it that simple then they will. We've seen much crazier things done to established characters - take Leslie for example. Anyway, was just a thought I had. No biggie...

Mohammed Ali

IamtheRock3
10-06-2005, 08:11 PM
I worried..they havent been mention Bruce in the undicking batman equation

to me there IS NOT BATMAN without bruce Wayne..Is just a guy who dressing for holloween if another guy puts it on.

Guts/Batman
10-06-2005, 08:44 PM
I worried..they havent been mention Bruce in the undicking batman equation

to me there IS NOT BATMAN without bruce Wayne..Is just a guy who dressing for holloween if another guy puts it on.

Agreed here.

Bruce Wayne is Batman not Batman is Bruce Wayne.

Give Bruce Wayne a 3D personality. Lessen the Batman persona and everything will shake out fine.

IamtheRock3
10-06-2005, 08:50 PM
and dont pull "welll we TECNILY undicked batman by making Tim Drake, Dick, Paste Pot Pete, Hal Jordan, Etc

Batman

So Batman not a dick


Bruce Wayne..though that guys a Douce...Boooster Gold killed him in crisis 5..or Bruce now the NEW JOKER


wasnt expecing THAT WERE YOU

how EXTREME IS THAT

yea..and Leslie the new Haqliue Queen...See Batman had split personality and told her to kill spoiler

HOW THATS FOR CONTROVERSY!!"


No make BRUCE WAYNE not a jerk and let him keep the suit. Let he be COMPEDENT to..not everything in DC got to be his fault. we GET IT..hes human



and on Topic

he tencly only been dating Catwoman. Sense he just kiss sarah but didnt work out. Him and WW not dating.


Dark Detetive continuty is CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY out of wack