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PatrickG
09-25-2005, 02:28 AM
I had breakfast with some Mormon (aka Latter Day Saints) Elders (missionaires basically if memory serves) a week ago and they were talking about their need for secrecy.

"Do not cast your pearls before swine, (http://www.bartleby.com/59/3/donotcastyou.html) ", one said in reference to the need for their temples to be kept free of outsiders.

It was an interesting breakfast as there were two ex-Mormons at the table as well.

In any case, one of the Mormons shocked me with several things he said (aside from basically calling his dinner companions swine).

He responded to one friend's comments about DNA testing that showed that Native Americans cannot be members of the Lost Tribes of Israel with something like this, "The evidence may be there but I know what I believe and my belief stands, regardless of facts or evidence."

Then, he proceeded to tell a story about how Mormons were in hot water in Mexico because the government had laws requiring all buildings to be inspected and how they could not allow their temple to be inspected. "God provided a way", he explained.

And what was this way? A prominent Mormon founded a college in Mexico. Alumni from that college took major positions in the government and changed Federal laws to match Mormon doctrine about the secrecy of their temples.

That doesn't sound like God to me. That sounds like taking it into your own hands.

On a similar note, isn't it convenient that Mary Bono is the architect of the current copyright law which puts a 20 year freeze on public domain? Mary Bono is a Scientologist and Scientology uses copyright laws to shut down critics. There have been INVESTIGATIONS INTO DEATHS OF SCIENTOLOGY MEMBERS that have been stymied by lack of information on church policy.

I think any religion, in order to receive constitutional protection, should operate under full public disclosure of its beliefs, ceremonies, practices and policies.

It's one thing if one hand doesn't know what the other is doing but I think it's intolerable for one hand not to know what the other one is FOR.

west3man
09-25-2005, 07:03 AM
whew.

I think that was *some* discussion you had there. I'd be really interested in hearing what they'd have said if you called them on the implied "swine" insult.

Jared_Humpherys
09-25-2005, 07:06 AM
My father is Mormon, and even he has never been able to explain the "Lost children of Israel" thing to me. What's even more odd is that he's a former cowboy and Tony Hillerman fan(and the fact that we've got a bit of Native American blood in us, not to mention my ancestors include John Alden, Priscilla Mullen, and Miles Standish).

Gilda Dent
09-25-2005, 07:35 AM
God likes us better than them!

It never ceases to amaze, and sometimes horrify, me how often this and slight variations to it are espoused.

Gilda

Jared_Humpherys
09-25-2005, 07:46 AM
God likes us better than them!

It never ceases to amaze, and sometimes horrify, me how often this and slight variations to it are espoused.

Gilda

My personal favorite variation is "Our Jesus is better than your Jesus."

Michael P
09-25-2005, 08:43 AM
My personal favorite variation is "Our Jesus is better than your Jesus."
"My God has a bigger dick than your God."

StoneGold
09-25-2005, 08:52 AM
"My God has a bigger dick than your God."
Are you sure? This is my god.

http://www.studio925.com/images/tribphal.jpg

SUPERECWFAN1
09-25-2005, 09:11 AM
I've met some Elders and some would come by and see my Grandmother and ask if she needed anything. They would come by and see if she wanted to attend thier church but were never pushy . Plus they sure as hell never called us swine .


As a little kid my chain popped off my bike and I needed help. These 2 Elders sit down and proceeded to spend an hour working on my bike. My dad offered to pay them , but they wouldn't take any money. My Grandmother did fix them some sandwiches.


So many have came by and all. But most just talk awhile . I haven't seen them say anything bad. But I suppose not all Elders who do go on thier Missions are the same.

west3man
09-25-2005, 09:13 AM
I'm not familiar with the proper noun, "Elders."

SUPERECWFAN1
09-25-2005, 09:25 AM
I'm not familiar with the proper noun, "Elders."


Well thier like missionaires who spread thier religion and go to some houses. The ones I've met have been pretty nice. I remember one man who was getting ready to go to Africa.

Cei-U!
09-25-2005, 10:34 AM
Any adult male Mormon in good standing with the church is considered an Elder, if I remember my long-ago and utterly unsuccessful indoctrination correctly.

Cei-U!
I summon the shudder!

The Mirrorball Man
09-25-2005, 10:56 AM
My father is Mormon, and even he has never been able to explain the "Lost children of Israel" thing to me.
Really? Next time, if you want an interesting conversation, ask him about something call "Kolob". Have fun!

Jared_Humpherys
09-25-2005, 11:01 AM
Really? Next time, if you want an interesting conversation, ask him about something call "Kolob". Have fun!

Maybe I will. He won't freak out or anything, will he(I haven't been to a Mormon church consistently since I was 6, so my knowledge is extremely limited)?

The Mirrorball Man
09-25-2005, 11:06 AM
Maybe I will. He won't freak out or anything, will he(I haven't been to a Mormon church consistently since I was 6, so my knowledge is extremely limited)?
No, he probably won't freak out. It's just a very weird aspect of Mormon beliefs.

Here's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolob) what you need to know about Kolob.

Jared_Humpherys
09-25-2005, 11:56 AM
No, he probably won't freak out. It's just a very weird aspect of Mormon beliefs.

Here's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolob) what you need to know about Kolob.

Interesting link. I would imagine my father would attest to the literal interpretation, as he had always insisted on the assumption that God was a precursor of humanity that evolved to divinity. When I once asked him if God was an alien, he said that yes, God did come from another planet, although he never mentioned Kolob by name.

I may have to talk to him about that soon.

PatrickG
09-25-2005, 03:23 PM
I should note: I have fairly good mormon friends.

But they're generally in the more liberal side. Which is still very conservative but fairly non-judgmental. Anyone who's gonna call me a sinner for drinking coffee isn't going to be my friend.

I just really have a problem with a church taking measures to stack the government in their favor and right now, I'm especially paranoid about the idea.

I'd sooner see religion outlawed in all public places than see government turned into a place where moral doctrine is enforced through regulatory law by waves of various fundamentalist regimes.