A letter from Michigan.

[Royal]

Dear Wisconsin,

Damn your Badgers & fuck your Mushrooms.

Your Cheese smells too!

Sincerly,

Michigan

[Expletive Deleted]

Dear Michigan,

Take it like a man.

Sincerely,

Wisconsin

[hulahulk]

Hey Wisconsin!

Can you build cars?

Produce great tunes like Motown has?

Heh. Didn't think so.

[Nitmo]

Dear California,

Grow up


-Oregon

[hulahulk]

Hey Massachusetts!

We're the state you coulda had as your own! Nyyyaahh! BTW, please stop the traffic coming into our state.

Sincerely,
Maine

[Sanagi]

Dear Alabama,

We're tired of mail-order companies getting our state abbreviations confused and saying, "Why sure, we ship to your state, no extra charge" only to back-pedal later on. To alleviate this, please change your abbreviation to AB.

Thanks,
Alaska

[Prelude]

Dear U.S.A.,

The fine state of Illinois would like to inform you that we're the proud home state of a very fine CBR poster - Prelude. Although he isn't the most visible person on the message board, he really is a nice guy with a superb personality. He's also arguabley the biggest Harley Quinn fan in the state, possibly the Midwest.

From Chicago to East St. Louis,
Illinois

[Dan Apodaca]

Dear California,

Grow up


-Oregon

Dear Oregon,

Get off our backs!

-California

[Royal]

Dear Michigan,

Take it like a man.

Sincerely,

Wisconsin

Dear Wisconsin,

I hope you get food poisoning at Arnold's.

Sincerely,

Michigan

[west3man]

Dear Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, & Louisiana,
Stop bitin' our style.

Sincerely,
Florida

[gary bolt]

Dear USA,

Why do have to be such a bully all the time? Free trade wasn't invented solely for your benefit.

Sincerely,

Canada

Ps I apologize if I've offended you in any way.

[Michael P]

Dear New Jersey,

Keep the music down. We don't want to have to come over there again.

Sincerely,

New York

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Dear Wisconsin,

Damn your Badgers & fuck your Mushrooms.

Your Cheese smells too!

Sincerly,

Michigan

Dear Michigan,

Mushrooms?

Love,

Wisconsin

[Punchy]

Dear California,

Grow up


-Oregon

Dear Oregon,

The Trojans will bring some lube next time so it won't hurt as bad.

-SoCal

[Awesome Rita]

Dear Canada,

It is hot here.

Love,
Texas

[Jared_Humpherys]

Dear Michigan,

Mushrooms?

Love,

Wisconsin


*Ahem.* (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)

Character...Limit...Attack!

[o1pickleboy]

Dear Ohio

Please teach you citzens how to drive.

Sign Michigan

[StoneGold]

Dear Rhode Island:

Ha ha, you're Rhode Island!

[Grazzt]

Dear Canada,

You aren't actually a state (yet), so you don't belong in this thread. Make your complaints elsewhere.

Sincerely,

USA

[Expletive Deleted]

Dear Wisconsin,

I hope you get food poisoning at Arnold's.

Sincerely,

MichiganDear Michigan,

http://www.moviecitynews.com/reviews/DVD/images/2004/fonzie.jpg

Hugs 'n kisses,

Wisconsin

[K'Nort]

Dear Oregon,

Get off our backs!

-California

Dear California,

Then quit driving up our housing prices and snarling our traffic!

And should the number one team have been down 0-10 to begin with?

-- Oregon.

[DonC]

Dear Ohio

Please teach you citzens how to drive.

Sign Michigan


Dear Michigan,

It's almost Halloween, shouldn't you be trying to burn down Detroit by now?

Up yours,

Ohio

[dougputhoff]

Don't dis Wisconsin.

It's got the Clown Hall of Fame.

Not to mention Foggy Bog, the home of Hoppity Hooper.

[dougputhoff]

Dear Ohio

Please teach you citzens how to drive.

Sign Michigan

Michigan,

You can be a citizen of a country, but you can't be a citizen of a State.

Indiana.

[dougputhoff]

America,

We apologize for Dan Quayle,

Indiana.

[StoneGold]

America,

We apologize for Dan Quayle,

Indiana.
Dear Indiana:
Eh. He was mostly just the punch line for a lot of bad jokes. Mostly harmless.


You want to apologize for something, do it for this.

http://www.n.dk/indhold/kys/img/jackson.jpg

[dougputhoff]

Dear Indiana:
Eh. He was mostly just the punch line for a lot of bad jokes. Mostly harmless.


You want to apologize for something, do it for this.

http://www.n.dk/indhold/kys/img/jackson.jpg

Him, too.

along with my Congressman, John Hostettler.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Dear World,

You suck.

Love,
New York

[Punchy]

Dear California,

Then quit driving up our housing prices and snarling our traffic!

And should the number one team have been down 0-10 to begin with?

-- Oregon.

Dear Oregon

You're reall reaching there. Games don't end after one quarter. Stop with the sour grapes already.

California

[Nitmo]

Dear Oregon,

The Trojans will bring some lube next time so it won't hurt as bad.

-SoCal


Dear SoCal,

You're not going to lick our Beavers

Oregon (State)

[o1pickleboy]

Michigan,

You can be a citizen of a country, but you can't be a citizen of a State.

Indiana.


Dear Ohio

Sorry I haven't consider any of you citzens of this country since the election of Harding

Michigan

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

*Ahem.* (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)

Character...Limit...Attack!

Thanks. I think. I guess I haven't been doing enough shrooms lately.

[Jayna]

Dear SoCal,

You're not going to lick our Beavers

Oregon (State)



The mind reels...

[phoenixrising]

Dear Michigan,

Stop being acting the part of the whiny loser that makes excuses for lagging behind the rest of the us in absolutely everything.

Signed,

Wisconsin, Illinois, Ohio and Indiana

[DonC]

Dear Ohio

Sorry I haven't consider any of you citzens of this country since the election of Harding

Michigan


Dear Michigan,

Indiana was the one who said that, what the hell are you complaining about us for?

Ohio

[Paradox]

Dear Wisconson,

Royal has directional troubles. Our enemy is Indiana, not you.

O.K. if I come down to Madison for a few brews and a **wink wink** smoke at the back of the bar! I've always loved that town!

And the Badger rocks (Baron's not that stupid Bucky thingie), even when he's telling Michiganders to throw their trash in their own state. ;)

Signed,

Michigan

[Paradox]

Dear Indiana,

'Splain me something. Why is it O.K. to sell WARM beer in your grocery stores, but you have to go to a specified liquor store to get cold beer?

You people make no sense.

Signed,

Michigan

[Mike Smith]

Dear Colorado,

Screw your Denver Broncos.

Sincerely,
States With NFL Football Teams besides Colorado

[gary bolt]

Dear Indiana,

'Splain me something. Why is it O.K. to sell WARM beer in your grocery stores, but you have to go to a specified liquor store to get cold beer?

You people make no sense.

Signed,

Michigan

Dear Michigan,

You can buy beer in grocery stores?!

Signed,

Canada.

[o1pickleboy]

Dear Canada

Yes we can buy beer in our grocery store, but not Molson XXX. So don't get to jealous.

[howyadoin]

Dear Michigan,

You can buy beer in grocery stores?!

Signed,

Canada.Dear Victoria,

I've seen beer in grocery stores and corner stores in Newfoundland.

Signed,
Vancouver.

[gary bolt]

Dear Victoria,

I've seen beer in grocery stores and corner stores in Newfoundland.

Signed,
Vancouver.

Okay, now that you mention it I saw beer for sale from a walk in refrigerator in a store that sold snowmobiles when I went to Newfoundland in 1982.

[howyadoin]

Okay, now that you mention it I saw beer for sale from a walk in refrigerator in a store that sold snowmobiles when I went to Newfoundland in 1982.Snowmobiling isn't the same without beer.

[gary bolt]

Amen......

[SteelTownr]

Snowmobiling isn't the same without beer.

The list of things that aren't the same without beer is pretty short.

I'm thinking driving and surgery.

Mark B.

[howyadoin]

The list of things that aren't the same without beer is pretty short.

I'm thinking driving and surgery.C'mon, beer isn't the same without beer.

[SteelTownr]

C'mon, beer isn't the same without beer.

Are you talking about O'Douls?

Mark B.

[gary bolt]

Are you talking about O'Douls?

Mark B.

I think howy said beer.

[Rallura]

Dear Canada,

Less talking about beer, more sharing beer.

Hugs and kisses,
Nevada

[howyadoin]

Dear Canada,

Less talking about beer, more sharing beer.

Hugs and kisses,
NevadaDear Nevada,

There's Kronenbourg 1664 and English Bay Pale Ale in my fridge. Drop by anytime.

Smoochie boochies,
Vancouver

[Rallura]

Dear Vancouver,

You are da bomb, yo. I will bring some chipndip.

Salutations,
Nevada

[o1pickleboy]

Dear Canada,

Don't count on getting the Stanley Cup back anytime soon. We plan on taking it and keeping it for a while.

Sincerity Michigan

[Shellhead]

Dear Indiana:
Eh. He was mostly just the punch line for a lot of bad jokes. Mostly harmless.


You want to apologize for something, do it for this.

http://www.n.dk/indhold/kys/img/jackson.jpg

I thought marsupials were only indigenous to Australia.

[Special K]

Dear USA,

Why do have to be such a bully all the time? Free trade wasn't invented solely for your benefit.

Sincerely,

Canada

Ps I apologize if I've offended you in any way.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, awesome!

[SteelTownr]

I thought marsupials were only indigenous to Australia.

We have marsupials in North America.

Haven't you ever ate opossum?

Mark B.