National Talk Like a Pirate Day. [Archive] - Comic Book Resources Forums

Ken O

09-19-2005, 01:16 AM

Rrrrr it be 3 in da mornin an dis pirate feels like ee's been keelhauled. I think I'll hit the bunks and try this again acter some sleep.

Mike Cross

09-19-2005, 03:24 AM

Yarr, I gots me pirate hat at work already, ye scurvy dogs...

Jan Bentzen

09-19-2005, 04:08 AM

Now - please stop this foolisness :)

- Jan

Myron L

09-19-2005, 04:32 AM

Arrrggghh...ye scurvy bilge rats, heave to ,an' swab me decks b'fore I has ya keel-hauled, er better, yet, p'raps ye'll meet the man hisself at the the end o' my cutlass as I send ye on a long walk off the plank, fer four o'clock tea-time wid Davey Jones ( and not the Monkee, ye filthy git ! )

fitzroy

09-19-2005, 04:43 AM

Avhast ye. Time for me pirate joke again ya scurvy dags.

Why be pirates called pirates?

They just arrrrr!

happytramp

09-19-2005, 07:14 AM

how did the pirate get to work?

in a carrrrrrr!

Maija

09-19-2005, 08:31 AM

T'day should be d'clared a nashnul 'oliday, so's we can all take some arrrrr an arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Maija

09-19-2005, 08:33 AM

Now - please stop this foolisness :)

- Jan

AAARRR!! :evilangry Ye brings shame upon yer piratin' forefathers.

And ye calls yerself a Dane!!

Petersen

09-19-2005, 08:50 AM

AAARRR!! :evilangry Ye brings shame upon yer piratin' forefathers.

And ye calls yerself a Dane!!

we were vikings...not pirates *said with an aire of Danish nobility

fitzroy

09-19-2005, 08:58 AM

we were vikings...not pirates *said with an aire of Danish nobility

You were 'bad' men, that's all we need to know. :D

Garrrrr!

Maija

09-19-2005, 09:37 AM

we were vikings...not pirates *said with an aire of Danish nobility Oh, Aye see. Ye figgers that BLOOD-TIRSTY voikings wot did loik to PILLAGE an' PLUNDER and DRINK GROG FROM THA SKULLS OF THEIR ENEMIES and STROIK FEAR INTA THA HEARTS OF ANY MAN WOT SET TA SEA OR STOOD ON DA SHORE AN WATCHED THEM FEARSOME DANISH DRAGON PROWS ROISE LOIK MONSTERS O'ER THA 'ORIZON wazzn't "pirates"?

HARRRHARHARHARHARHARRRRRR!!!!

(Ye went an made rum shoot out me nose an it burns, ye Danish dawg!!)

Mike Cross

09-19-2005, 09:52 AM

So, i'm wearing my pirate hat here at work today in the accounting office and people are laughing at me..makes me want to pillage and loot...i've keelhauled one person already through some well timed sexual harrassment...y'arrrrr

Petersen

09-19-2005, 10:44 AM

Oh, Aye see. Ye figgers that BLOOD-TIRSTY voikings wot did loik to PILLAGE an' PLUNDER and DRINK GROG FROM THA SKULLS OF THEIR ENEMIES and STROIK FEAR INTA THA HEARTS OF ANY MAN WOT SET TA SEA OR STOOD ON DA SHORE AN WATCHED THEM FEARSOME DANISH DRAGON PROWS ROISE LOIK MONSTERS O'ER THA 'ORIZON wazzn't "pirates"?

HARRRHARHARHARHARHARRRRRR!!!!

(Ye went an made rum shoot out me nose an it burns, ye Danish dawg!!)

Twer not meant to make ye loose yer grog from yer nose, Ioy, was just interest'd in se-man-tiks. tho, I rather loik my dragin ship, I'd pre-fer one 'o them naykid lasses on the bow!

jscott

09-19-2005, 10:51 AM

I just picked my daughter from swimming lessons-AARRRRRRRRRR-and now I have to put out the trash-AAYYYYYEEEE-and then I think I might make some lunch
Wait-make that a SCURVY lunch.
How's that? :p

hellboyone

09-19-2005, 11:24 AM

Be this poirit spaykurs annoneemus?

R.

Maija

09-19-2005, 11:38 AM

Be this poirit spaykurs annoneemus?
Aye, 'tis, matey an' welcome t' ye.

Da firs step is admittin' ye've got a problem.

Da secon step is puttin' yer cutlass tru da troat of tha scurvy dawg what convinced ya dat it's a problem.

Da tird step is ta take a swig o' rum.

After dat it's chart yer own course, really. Swaggerin', pillagin' an' whot-not.

An Aye mus say dat's da foinest poirity avatar wot Aye've had d'pleasure of layin' ayes on dis day, arrrrrrrr.

Maija

09-19-2005, 11:45 AM

tho, I rather loik my dragin ship, I'd pre-fer one 'o them naykid lasses on the bow! Yarrr, Aye've heard foul rumour of ye spendin' an unhealthy amount o' tyme in da boatshop carvin' up loverly lady figgers whot nobody ever sees showin' up on no prows nowheres. But dere's talk o' seein' someone wid a remarkable resemblance on yerself headed below-decks on yer vessel wid a shapely but immob-ayle companion slung o'er 'is shoulder. Hmmmmmmmm....

E. Spears

09-19-2005, 11:54 AM

yarrrr!

-ers

morna

09-19-2005, 11:55 AM

Arrrr ye scurrrrvy mess o' seadawgs Oi 'n me peg legged ole mate arre goin up-island for a few doiys o' arr an' arr. Seeez yerz on ourrr return voyage.

that's me little skow on the starboard...arr

gary bolt

09-19-2005, 11:59 AM

Yaar, it be poirret day already!? Oi feel twas yestrdee when last we tokt. Avast, ye landlubers. I'm off for a few days fer celebratn me anniversry with me lovly bride/pirate Morna. Yaaar, some rum swilln be in order me thinks.

gary bolt

09-19-2005, 12:04 PM

Pirate Ruta has a big presence tday. Me mate n I was speculatn she booked the day off! Yaaar!!

Maija

09-19-2005, 12:16 PM

Aye, 'tis a religious 'oliday fer me.

Where be ye headin' fer? An' congratulations on keepin' yer little crew tagether fer another year!

Here be me vessel, which takes a berth yer fair harbour:

happytramp

09-19-2005, 12:52 PM

surely ye be jokin matey! tis the fineist craft tis side o' the bull head isle. be she really yars?

Maija

09-19-2005, 02:21 PM

'Tis not my ship, really.

But those are my feet! Yarrrrr.

An yes, she is a beauty.

Petersen

09-19-2005, 02:59 PM

Yarrr, Aye've heard foul rumour of ye spendin' an unhealthy amount o' tyme in da boatshop carvin' up loverly lady figgers whot nobody ever sees showin' up on no prows nowheres. But dere's talk o' seein' someone wid a remarkable resemblance on yerself headed below-decks on yer vessel wid a shapely but immob-ayle companion slung o'er 'is shoulder. Hmmmmmmmm....

but i likes her!.........

zefo

09-19-2005, 03:51 PM

alas, mine tis a peice of junk

Johann

09-19-2005, 03:57 PM

ARRR, Ye dogs are do'n a fine part o' show'n off yer pirate-ness.

an' now a song!

Yo ho
Yo ho
A pirate's life for me
We pillage and plunder and rifle and loot
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho
Yo ho
A pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and we sack
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho
Yo ho
A pirate's life for me
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
Aye, but we are loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!

One ... More ... Time !!!

happytramp

09-19-2005, 05:18 PM

yarrgh, it be a wonderous ditty to warm the cockels of a scurvy ol' salty dog like me that....wait..no it's gone 12 o'clock my galleon is turning back into a pumpkin...noooooooooo!!

Mist the Soul-Gatherer

09-19-2005, 08:26 PM

Avast me hearties-and curst be ye that post 'twen's First Light an' steal all me pirate gab fer yisselves. Such scum ye be 'twer made to walk the plank. But soft, me buckos, lest we ferget 't raise a tankard 't the graytest sea-fairin' wench of all-Anne Bonny- that cross-dressin' Captain o' the Jolly Rodger, 'twen fytin' fer her life did curse her crew fer cowards, sayin', "Scurvy Dogs, instead of Weaklings, give me Women!"

-Sealegs Sophie McPhearson, Captain o' The Black Pearl- :p

cosmos668

09-19-2005, 09:58 PM

It be 2 'til midnight! My apologies for missin' all this talk o' plunderin' 'n lootin'! ARRGGGH!

Maija

09-19-2005, 11:57 PM

but i likes her!......... HARHARHARHARHARHARHARRRR!!!

Tha's quoit tha strappin' lass ye've got there, matey.

An' well parried, cap'n.:)

Maija

09-20-2005, 12:03 AM

ARRR, Ye dogs are do'n a fine part o' show'n off yer pirate-ness.

an' now a song!
An' here to close tha' poirity day, a-fore we goes below t' our berths ta rock gently on tha waves and pretty our 'eads wiv dreams o' treasure, a Canadian song of privateerin', most Canadian in every way, bein' about a guvmint-(under)funded operation ta go south in a leaky skiff after great Yankee ships in a tale wot naturally ends wiv us gettin' our sterns handed to us, as it were:

http://www.chivalry.com/cantaria/lyrics/barretts-privateers.html

It kin be heard sung in many a maratoime pub, an' even drinkin' establishments on further shores where's them from 'home as knows tha' words. Good Skinny Mike prolly knows it, or 'e's a poor excuse fer a 'Aligonian.

Jan Bentzen

09-20-2005, 02:23 AM

WARNING - If you click the link you will see some pretty female pirates.

Pretty pirates (http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/pirate.asp)

- Jan

Mike Cross

09-20-2005, 03:25 AM

Know;s it me dear..i have it on 6 different cd's..I've even been to the Stan Rogers folk festival in canso, NS...this ditty must be sung totally a cappella, we even use it in numerous beer commercials down here, as well as our come to Npva Scotia song..it's an unofficial theme song for way too many things down here, but that's ok, cause it's a very cool song...

Johann

09-20-2005, 03:51 PM

WARNING - If you click the link you will see some pretty female pirates.

Pretty pirates (http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/pirate.asp)

- Jan

I could make a dirty pirate joke outa that, but seeing as it ain't pirate day no more, i'll let it go.

petriacce

09-23-2005, 06:19 AM

I was driving back from an out-of-town work conference and heard the news on the radio. I laughed, said Arrrr, and my coworkers looked confused. Ha, I'm just misunderstood outside of this forum.