If you could give a CBR poster their own TV show...

[BlairH]

If you could give a CBR poster their very own TV show, who would it be? What kind of show would it be?

I'm fresh out of good ideas, but I'd definately like to see Typo Lad/Morts have his own Opra-esque talk show.

[Devon C.]

Give StoneGold his own sketch comedy. I'd just love to see that.

[Davideaux]

SUPERECWFAN1 can have '60 Minutes', but most of the show will be athletes and wrestlers.

[Devon C.]

Also, give The Dog his own mystery show, just so he can write the script.

[StoneGold]

Don't need to make a new show for this, but just let Royal in the house on TUF.

[BlairH]

Give StoneGold his own sketch comedy. I'd just love to see that.

It's one of these things that would get good ratings and critical reception, but I probably wouldn't watch it :o

[SUPERECWFAN1]

SUPERECWFAN1 can have '60 Minutes', but most of the show will be athletes and wrestlers.


Midgets...don't forget..I dig midgets too!! And hot strippers too!! Gotta have them. I'd have female pole dancers between segments. :D





60 Minutes: Takin to the EXTREME!!

[Gaz]

Midgets...don't forget..I dig midgets too!! And hot strippers too!! Gotta have them. I'd have female pole dancers between segments. :D





60 Minutes: Takin to the EXTREME!!
Hey, can we get Abyss to Black Hole Slam Bush and Rove? :D

[JeffreyWKramer]

Solaris' FETISH FASHION HOUR.

REAL WORLD CBR with Samurai, Tom, Tages, Hoss, west3Man, Nikita, Greg Hatcher, Buried Alien, Tish-the-Scorpion, Snow Sabre, Puma and Alex shoved into a living situation together for a year.

[BlairH]

I would like to see Fenris, Samurai, Nitmo, Alex or even K'Nort replace Sean Hannity on Fox news. Nothing would please me more than watching you peeps make the liberals squirm :D

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Hey, can we get Abyss to Black Hole Slam Bush and Rove? :D


I'd get Rove most likely on my show. I'd send a tape of me doing boring politics for an hour. Then have him come on.


" So Karl...I haerd ya like rattin on people. Well I gotta tell ya..I have a big pal who hates rats. "

" I think this Interview is over , Richard."


" Yeah this interview ended a minute ago. Isn't that right Abyss! "


Abyss growls and eyes Rove menceingly. I watch as Rove asks me what he wants.

" Here...he likes Snicker Bars. Give them to him."


Karl hands Abyss the Snicker bars as Abyss smells them and eyes them thru his mask. He then grabs Karl Rove and " Blackhole Slams " him.

" Damn , Karl....I'm sorry. Its Kane who likes Snickers Bars. Abyss likes chocalate cookies. Karl ?? Ohh there ya are. Look If ya wanna come back and debate the issues I promise not to invite any strippers to dance by ya."

[Gaz]

I got this image of Jim Mitchell cackling over a half-dead Karl Rove...
I won't be able to sleep for laughing tonight...:D

[StoneGold]

Actually, if Morts should be on any show, give him some cheezy family sitcom.

Any show with JWK though is probably going to have to be PPV.

[Alex]

REAL WORLD CBR with Samurai, Tom, Tages, Hoss, west3Man, Nikita, Greg Hatcher, Buried Alien, Tish-the-Scorpion, Snow Sabre, Puma and Alex shoved into a living situation together for a year.
I could finaly be that guy!
"We need to have a house meeting!"
"You need to go to hell, im drinking"
"Hey Alex, we're all going out, want to come?"
"Sorry, as much as i'd love to join your eclectic group, i hate forced social situations"

[BlairH]

I'd like to see West3man in a buddy cop show with Dan Apodaca.
Co starring Tucker Denimn as their crazy street informer!

[howyadoin]

"Sorry, as much as i'd love to join your eclectic group, i hate forced social situations"You think San Diego happened naturally?

[Alex]

Dan Apodaca.

I want to be in the Dan Buddy show.
The Wacky Conservative and The Wacky Liberal get high and make fun of people.
The show would make more use of the laugh track then any show in history.

[Alex]

You think San Diego happened naturally?
I Practiced self segregation.

[howyadoin]

I want to be in the Dan Buddy show.
The Wacky Conservative and The Wacky Liberal get high and make fun of people.
The show would make more use of the laugh track then any show in history.Okay, I wanna be the zany friend from Canada who comes to visit. I'm even willing to say "aboot" if I can get high for free.

[Alex]

Okay, I wanna be the zany friend from Canada who comes to visit. I'm even willing to say "aboot" if I can get high for free.
You woudl be so popular you would have to be a reoccuring star.
And when the ratings fall, you would be a regular cast member.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Okay, I wanna be the zany friend from Canada who comes to visit. I'm even willing to say "aboot" if I can get high for free.

But you'd have to wear a touque.

[howyadoin]

But you'd have to wear a touque.I own several, actually.

All black, of course.

[JeffreyWKramer]

I own several, actually.

All black, of course.

But for the show you'd have to have one with a red maple leaf on it. And a hockey stick. And drink Molson.

[Pól Rua]

Valmore and I used to have a talk show. He asked questions, I threw feces.
It was a living.

[Slam_Bradley]

Pol would be great in a remake of Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.

[Alex]

I'd Give Hawk a show like The Dennis Miller Show.
He'd just yell about how he hates people for an hour.

[BlairH]

Samurai and me should be on 24 or something.

SAMURAI:"Those Islamic militants have infiltrated the highest echelons of our Government! We only have 24 hours to stop them!"

ME:"lock and load!"

[JeffreyWKramer]

Samurai and me should be on 24 or something.

SAMURAI:"Those Islamic militants have infiltrated the highest echelons of our Government! We only have 24 hours to stop them!"

ME:"lock and load!"

The long-awaited 24/BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD crossover?

[BlairH]

BRITNEYSPEARSGUY!
How could I have forgotten about Britneyspearsguy? He should have some kind of porn show where he stalks celebs and videotapes them.

[JeffreyWKramer]

BRITNEYSPEARSGUY!
How could I have forgotten about Britneyspearsguy? He should have some kind of porn show where he stalks celebs and videotapes them.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was a midseason replacement reality show.

[StoneGold]

I wouldn't be surprised if that was a midseason replacement reality show.
He could do it with iWarrior. Ratings bonanza.

[JerrBear81]

BlairH should get his own show. Lightsabre 101 :p

[JeffreyWKramer]

He could do it with iWarrior. Ratings bonanza.

*shudders*

[StoneGold]

BlairH should get his own show. Lightsabre 101 :p
Naw, just give him a makeover how where he draws beards on people.

[JerrBear81]

Naw, just give him a makeover show where he draws beards on people.

Hehehehehe!!!

[JeffreyWKramer]

Seriously, after talking with him on the phone, I gotta say, Paul McEnery should have some sort of talk show, either TV or radio. The man has an incredible speaking voice.

[StoneGold]

*shudders*
You realize this is your own fault now, don't you?


A reality show where JWK teaches iWarrior how to enter pervellicious society.

[JeffreyWKramer]

You realize this is your own fault now, don't you?

A reality show where JWK teaches iWarrior how to enter pervellicious society.

Iwarrior being in any way pervilicious couldn't qualify as "reality."

[StoneGold]

Iwarrior being in any way pervilicious couldn't qualify as "reality."
That's where the human drama enters. It's like that show where they messed with the Amish kids, or Fear Factor. Come on, which is nastier, Joe Rogan egging people on to eat buffalo testicles, or iWarrior trying to get pervy?

[Pól Rua]

Pol would be great in a remake of Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.

I'm for it.

[StoneGold]

Get all our illustrious gay posters to star in Queer Nerd Eye for the Straight Guy. They can dress people in shiny Green Lantern t-shirts, or some other similiar stereotype.

[Gaz]

You realize this is your own fault now, don't you?


A reality show where JWK teaches iWarrior how to enter pervellicious society.
*hums theme from the Odd Couple*
You were all thinking it!

[JerrBear81]

Get all our illustrious gay posters to star in Queer Nerd Eye for the Straight Guy. They can dress people in shiny Green Lantern t-shirts, or some other similiar stereotype.

Finally, I can dress men up as Klingons!!

[BlairH]

We should give Fenris a place on a homoerotic, jingoistic, Top-Gun esque, testosterone filled show that chronicles his exciting adventures at the Norfolk Naval base. Watch him lead a team of Navy BEARS....err I mean SEALS against peacenick protestors led by the enemy of freedom MIKE SMASH!

[howyadoin]

But for the show you'd have to have one with a red maple leaf on it. And a hockey stick. And drink Molson.I've got one with a red Distillers logo on it. And I love hockey.

I draw the line at beer, though. Crown Royal, maybe?

[Pól Rua]

Get all our illustrious gay posters to star in Queer Nerd Eye for the Straight Guy. They can dress people in shiny Green Lantern t-shirts, or some other similiar stereotype.

Actually, we used to have one of those. It was pretty cool.

[Flawless P]

Every CBR member on a reality show. All of them living in a house together but there is only one computer.

[blackdragon6]

Every CBR member on a reality show. All of them living in a house together but there is only one computer.
LMAO!!!!!!!!

[Fenris]

Every CBR member on a reality show. All of them living in a house together but there is only one computer.

And it's the "Tiny House" from that Geico fake reality-show commercial.

õ
I'll take the doghouse outside!

[Fenris]

We should give Fenris a place on a homoerotic, jingoistic, Top-Gun esque, testosterone filled show that chronicles his exciting adventures at the Norfolk Naval base. Watch him lead a team of Navy BEARS....err I mean SEALS against peacenick protestors led by the enemy of freedom MIKE SMASH!

I'm giggling (and a bit startled) to hear you making a gay joke, Blair. :)

(But y'know, that could be the breakaway hit of next season...)


Let's see:
You and Wesley Dodds would make good "Crossfire"-style oppositional talk-show hosts.

I could see Jeffrey doing a sex-and-therapy show. Or else a sitcom about a guy who does a sex-and-therapy show. Kind of like an R-rated "Frasier."

Or, something I haven't seen before (not that it's saying much, considering how little television I watch): Loren, Boldido and Slam Bradley doing a legal-analysis show. They could take general cases getting media attention (or that should be getting media attention) and dissect the reasoning for and against them.

Paul McEnery, Solaris and Pol Rua in a mystically-oriented TV version of Planetary. (Who is the Fourth Poster?)

õ
I am! (OK, probably not.)

[Pól Rua]

Paul McEnery, Solaris and Pol Rua in a mystically-oriented TV version of Planetary. (Who is the Fourth Poster?)

õ
I am! (OK, probably not.)

Just a hint....
P-r-d-x.

Actually, I think I'd be pretty cool as The Drummer. McEnery would be the really together one who knows what's going on, Solaris would be the hot leather-clad one who kicks ass and takes names, and I'd be the weird hippie one who won't stop talking.

[Smoogis]

I want a show where I video tape ordinary day to day life and record my internal monologue over it.

[Devon C.]

I wonder what kind of show I'd get...

[Calamas]

An update of Insomniac with Howyadoin in place of Dave Attell.

A modern male version of The Patty Duke Show featuring two characters named Morts and Typo Lad.

Entertainment Tonight with Deathstroke

And, seriously, west3man could easily host a Sunday morning news show. He wouldn’t even have to touch politics. Just with human and social issues, he could wake up countless people.

[hulahulk]

Howyadoin = "Cheers"


For myself, I'd take "Magnum PI" so I could drive the Ferrari around Oahu and score with hot chicks.

[gary bolt]

I would like to see Fenris, Samurai, Nitmo, Alex or even K'Nort replace Sean Hannity on Fox news. Nothing would please me more than watching you peeps make the liberals squirm :D

Hmmm, a bunch of right-wing people expressing their ideas on Fox news. It's a wonder it hasn't been done before. :p

[Pól Rua]

Customers at work keep comparing Ian Gould and myself to Bernard and Manny from Black Books.
It works like this:
Bernard - Irishness - drunkedness + beardiness = Ian
Manny + Irishness + drunkedness - beardiness = Me

Easy peasy.

[StoneGold]

Give Pho one of those sitcoms where the single girl works for the magazine like they had in the mid-90s.

[Pól Rua]

It'd be like a modern day remake of 'His Girl Friday', only with more gratuitous um thing. Yes.
O yes indeed.

[Cei-U!]

I want to star in a remake of Ironside with howyadoin, DarlingNikki and Pol Rua as my faithful squad of colorfully eccentric sidekicks. Cronin, of course, would be the Police Commissioner who constantly calls me on the carpet for my unorthodox methodology.

Cei-U!
Duh-duh-duh-DUH-duh!

[Pól Rua]

I want to star in a remake of Ironside with howyadoin, DarlingNikki and Pol Rua as my faithful squad of colorfully eccentric sidekicks. Cronin, of course, would be the Police Commissioner who constantly calls me on the carpet for my unorthodox methodology.

Cei-U!
Duh-duh-duh-DUH-duh!

I would so love being the Monk Mayfair to your Doc Savage.
Plus, I get a piggie.

[Fenris]

Just a hint....
P-r-d-x.

Somehow I saw him more as William Leather. It's that leer in his picture, y'know...


Actually, I think I'd be pretty cool as The Drummer. McEnery would be the really together one who knows what's going on, Solaris would be the hot leather-clad one who kicks ass and takes names, and I'd be the weird hippie one who won't stop talking.

Exactly! And you'd go from week to week, exploring the lost mysteries of CBR (or at least, a bunch of close analogies to CBR posters and situations.)

õ
But stylishly done!

[blackdragon6]

my tv show would be set in the early 90's thats a semi-drama/comedy satire of urban trends,styles,music,and problems of that decade.

remember cross colors and new jack swing? lmao

[Dreadstar]

I'd put Slam in a series "The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean".




I'd do a drunken cowpoke cameo ala Kid Sheleen.

[Dreadstar]

Let's have Tom do a revisit of the Jack Lalaine show!

[Smoogis]

DarkBlade, a Martha Stewart type of show.

[Sabrinaset]

I think Solaris, Tish and I could do a pretty good MST3K show except we'd rip apart pornos.

And BlairH, why wasn't I included in your show? Hel-LO, I'm the one that does scheduling here! :)

[Valmore]

Valmore and I used to have a talk show. He asked questions, I threw feces.
It was a living.

We should really restart that again. That was fun.

Maybe we can interview Cronin-bot!

[Punchy]

I want to see Val and Cronin in a PTI-style sports talk show.

[Valmore]

I want to see Val and Cronin in a PTI-style sports talk show.

Cronin would be the calm, collected stats guy. I'd be the opinionated loud mouth everyone hates? :D

It wouldn't be any fun without you, though!

[Devon C.]

BlairH would probably be a reporter on the level of Geraldo Rivera.

[Punchy]

It wouldn't be any fun without you, though!

I could be the sub when one of you guys are gone who everyone hates to see because they aren't as good as the regular guys.

[howyadoin]

I want to star in a remake of Ironside with howyadoin, DarlingNikki and Pol Rua as my faithful squad of colorfully eccentric sidekicks. Cronin, of course, would be the Police Commissioner who constantly calls me on the carpet for my unorthodox methodology.

Cei-U!
Duh-duh-duh-DUH-duh!Let's combine it with Fast Times and hotbox the van. Oh, and in the opening episode, you have to tell the "Kurt's been mugged" story.

[StoneGold]

Give Grant a late-night talk show, and Punchy can be his band leader/sidekick.

[howyadoin]

I could be the sub when one of you guys are gone who everyone hates to see because they aren't as good as the regular guys.And I could phone in every episode and yell "fuck you, Cronin!"

[Punchy]

Give Grant a late-night talk show, and Punchy can be his band leader/sidekick.


Now THIS is an idea!

[Punchy]

And I could phone in every episode and yell "fuck you, Cronin!"Good idea dude. Wonder if he remembers that?

[StoneGold]

Now THIS is an idea!
Figured you'd like that one.

Heh, maybe we could get Fly on America's Most Wanted?

[Valmore]

Heh, maybe we could get Fly on America's Most Wanted?

What makes you think he HASN'T been already?

[StoneGold]

Let me find my old avatar, get me and Fabian on Los Superastros.

[howyadoin]

Good idea dude. Wonder if he remembers that?Oh yeah. I've said it to him in chat a bunch of times.

[Fabian]

Let me find my old avatar, get me and Fabian on Los Superastros.
You could probably toss me hard enough to make our own fastball special finishing move

[mattbib]

I'd give Alex and Joe Rice their own version of Best Week Ever in which they both critique things together.

I'd put Fabian in a modern All In The Family playing the Archie Bunker role.

I'd put CSaver on a show like Jackass or Viva la Bam.

Quarterwolf can have a cooking show.

[Mike Smash!]

I cannot help but giggle at the though of a Dr. Phil type show hosted by iwarrior.

I could very easily see Tom as the weary, sardonic landlord in a sitcom starring Alex and Wesley Dodds as Odd Couple-esque roommates.

[Paradox]

Pól Rua should have read his Planetary Guide:

Just a hint....
P-r-d-x.

BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!








No hinting.

[Deathstroke]

Entertainment Tonight with Deathstroke


Do I have control over who I have at the anchor desk with me?

[Typo Lad]

I'm fresh out of good ideas, but I'd definately like to see Typo
Lad/Morts have his own Opra-esque talk show.

If I can rake in her money, I'm all for it.

"Today on 'Mordechai" Married to the GOP!"

Actually, if Morts should be on any show, give him some cheezy family sitcom.

Hmmm.

Dimwitted, overweight male.

Attractive, out of his league wife.

Smart alac cute kid.

Weird extended family.

In-Laws who are from entirely different worlds.

'Scuse me, I have a pilot to write.

[Michael P]

DarkBlade, a Martha Stewart type of show.
"The bokken. It's a good thing."

[DarkBlade]

DarkBlade, a Martha Stewart type of show.
*L* I suspect I've acquired a rep of domesticity and creative ways to use stuff at home that I'll now never escape...


Let this be a warning to you all. Don't get too excited over sewing and canning!

[DarkBlade]

"The bokken. It's a good thing."
Alright, a domestic who can still kick ass... yeah, I can live with that. :)

Do need to find that bokken though. :( I'm sad that it is still missing.. not even sure if it is in Indiana or Atlanta.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I'd love to do a Variety show. Like the old Flip Wilson type show. Where I can come out with a band behind me . My show's slogan: " You wanna lose a few brain cells. Well watch me and I swear you'll lose it all! "


I think I could do it. My show would have great crowd anticpation stuff. Like a skit where guys nominate thier gf as Hot Babes that should pose in a Calender. I then would have said girls come out later in bikini's to see if its true. The 12 winners get gift certificates to shop somewhere.


I'd also have 3rd rate TV and film stars on. I could see myself interviewing Kato Katlin for fun. " So when did it come to you that O.J wasn't such a nice guy ? "

My show would be built towards the young kids in College. If my show goes on the road I visit the biggest Party colleges and do my show from there ! ;)

[i_mmmchocolate]

Stonegold because his posts nearly always make me laugh out loud. It would have to be on late-night Cable though. Right after Taxicab Confessions or something.

[Slam_Bradley]

I'd put Slam in a series "The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean".


I'd do a drunken cowpoke cameo ala Kid Sheleen.


Just don't let it interfere with your own show. Dread as an updated Paladin/Have Gun, Will Travel.

"Killer With a Heart of Gold." You definitely have a Richard Boone vibe.

[Jared_Humpherys]

If I were on a tv show, I'd probably end up in a role like Screech from "Saved by the Bell," except I'd also periodically stab people or something.

[Puma]

Solaris' FETISH FASHION HOUR.

REAL WORLD CBR with Samurai, Tom, Tages, Hoss, west3Man, Nikita, Greg Hatcher, Buried Alien, Tish-the-Scorpion, Snow Sabre, Puma and Alex shoved into a living situation together for a year.

what did I ever do to you?

[i_mmmchocolate]

what did I ever do to you?

You've got to admit, it would make for a very interesting show!

[west3man]

I'd give Ed Cunard his own hip-hop history television show and a hip-hop music satellite radio program.

EDIT: JWK could be the regular guest-host.

[Grazzt]

JerrBear fights overweight criminals with an intelligent wheel-chair called WHUPASS. Together, they are known as The Chubby Chasers!

[Puma]

You've got to admit, it would make for a very interesting show!

oh it would but I think only Snow Sabre would be safe from the inevitable "Lord of the Flies" that would erupt the second week

[JeffreyWKramer]

what did I ever do to you?

Hey, it would give you ample opportunity to use some of your weapons.

[Spackling Compound]

I'd also have 3rd rate TV and film stars on. I could see myself interviewing Kato Katlin for fun. " So when did it come to you that O.J wasn't such a nice guy ? "


Or..a show where you come off as a professional host and when the star comes on set, you turn all fan boy on him.
MOST. UNCOMFORTABLE. TV. EVER.

I remember a ways back, I got a hold of Joe Quesada's email. I emailed him about something concerning a charity. He emailed me back with a nice response. I thanked him with an email for his response and included a personal note. He emailed me with a thanks for my concern and said a bit about his own personal situation. Then I emailed him about how funny the whole "Sentry" hoax was.
Never heard back.

[Ed Cunard]

And I'd give West his own show on G4TV.

I think Immm... deserves her own show on the History Channel.

Could you imagine a station just devoted to comics? That'd be neat. No one would watch it, but that would be neat. I'd give the Suspension of Disbelief crew their own show, totally would give Joe Rice and Kid Omega their BEST WEEK EVER type show, a show for us gay-cowboys-eatin'-pudding cats with Hanvey, Choc., Ayo and others. I think I'd even give the Rumblers a show of some form. And a DAILY SHOW-esque show making fun of the stupid stories of the comics internet. Also, I'd give the Wu Tang Clan a show, because they're big nerds too.

[Puma]

Hey, it would give you ample opportunity to use some of your weapons.


true. I've already started a list

[i_mmmchocolate]

I think Immm... deserves her own show on the History Channel.

That has me salivating as I type this. Me talking endlessly on various topics.

totally would give Joe Rice and Kid Omega their BEST WEEK EVER type show

That would be hilarious, especially if they focused almost exclusively on comics.

[Typo Lad]

Could you imagine a station just devoted to comics?

Brain goes splodey

I want to host the Daily-Show riff.

"Today in comics, Marvel decleared that dead was not, in fact dead. It was only lightly stunned. In related news, the Elongated man was seen applying for a pasport to the Marvel Universe."

[Typo Lad]

true. I've already started a list

Are you checking it twice?

[JerrBear81]

JerrBear fights overweight criminals with an intelligent wheel-chair called WHUPASS. Together, they are known as The Chubby Chasers!

Hehehehe! :D

[BlairH]

Are you checking it twice?

Typo Lad is comiiiing to town!

[Puma]

Are you checking it twice?

yup, coz only a few are less naughty than nice

[Grant]

Give Grant a late-night talk show, and Punchy can be his band leader/sidekick.

That's my dream.

"Punchy you look like a homosexual in that outfit."

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

"What, maybe you are all homosexuals."

[west3man]

I'm not sure what to call a show by howyadoin, but it'd air at 4:20*.



* - I thought it was a different minute, but another post said 4:20, so *shrugs*

[Grant]

Now THIS is an idea!

Well we've only got a couple years until Conan's spot is vacant and I'm sure as hell not going to let Carson Daly take it.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Or..a show where you come off as a professional host and when the star comes on set, you turn all fan boy on him.
MOST. UNCOMFORTABLE. TV. EVER.

I remember a ways back, I got a hold of Joe Quesada's email. I emailed him about something concerning a charity. He emailed me back with a nice response. I thanked him with an email for his response and included a personal note. He emailed me with a thanks for my concern and said a bit about his own personal situation. Then I emailed him about how funny the whole "Sentry" hoax was.
Never heard back.


I would dop those 2 if I landed a mega star like Mel Gibson. I would be all Fan Boy. Like talkin about his movies and try and make him Uncomfortable on purpose.

" Mel , when you had Jesus nailed to the cross in The Passion , why didn't you come in and save him as Riggs , man ? You coulda saved Jesus !! "

[Cei-U!]

Let's combine it with Fast Times and hotbox the van. Oh, and in the opening episode, you have to tell the "Kurt's been mugged" story.

That's why Commissioner Cronin gets so pissy with us every episode: our "unorthodox methodology" involves mass quantities of weed and Jack.

Cronin: I want to know who took a shot at Mayor Wieland!
howyadoin: Bro, great idea! Who wants a shot?
Ironside: Me!
DarlingNikki: Me!
Pol Rua: Ook ook!
Cronin: They don't pay me enough for this shit.
Pol Rua: Ook?

followed by a frantic few minutes of chug-a-lugging and feces flinging.

Cei-U!
Eat your heart out, Fred Silverman!

[Grant]

I could see Cronin on Sports Center. But he's kind of short though. They don't have short guys on ESPN do they?

[Spackling Compound]

I would dop those 2 if I landed a mega star like Mel Gibson. I would be all Fan Boy. Like talkin about his movies and try and make him Uncomfortable on purpose.

" Mel , when you had Jesus nailed to the cross in The Passion , why didn't you come in and save him as Riggs , man ? You coulda saved Jesus !! "

"Mel, what you think about this gas situation? I mean, don't you think you can like take on the cartel? Like BAM right in the face!"

"What about those people fighting in the Superdome? Bet you could take em! Have Tina Turner up there singing "We don't need another Hero!" and you'd have that big mullet...awww yeah!"

"Can I just put my hand on your head? Just touch you. WOOOO.. I touched Riggs! Man..this is awesome. Like I'm touching Jesus!"

[SUPERECWFAN1]

"Can I just put my hand on your head? Just touch you. WOOOO.. I touched Riggs! Man..this is awesome. Like I'm touching Jesus!"


Then I'd ask him " I heard your a good Christian. How about me and you go to Church togethor. Me and Mel Gibson!! In a Church !! "

[Donald M.]

Has anyone mentioned fly on the wall yet?

Give him an anthology show based around his weird stories, with him as the host. Call it The Fly-Light Zone.

[Grazzt]

This season, BlairH is on the hunt for the world's most dangerous terrorists, using only his massive firearm collection and a tub of butter. Nothing escapes from The Greased Scotsman. Only on Fox. ;)

[Dan Apodaca]

I want to be in the Dan Buddy show.
The Wacky Conservative and The Wacky Liberal get high and make fun of people.
The show would make more use of the laugh track then any show in history.

Oh, god that would be awesome.

Every Friday, we'd get ripped out of our minds, then watch a severely partisan film, such as Farhenheit 9/11 or... I don't know, something very right-wing. I can't think of anything. Then we'd make fun of it and argue over the audio track. It'd all stay fun, though, 'cause we'd be too high to get angry.

We could have a segment where we spun a giant wheel with all kinds of stereotypes on it, and whatever it landed on would be made fun of by the both of us. Let's see, next up is... Women! Take it away, Alex!

And of course howy would be the most popular guest star of the show. Our Fonz. Each time he appeared, he'd bring a new, different bong or piece to show off, and teach us about.

The best part of the show, though, would be the end. Since I would get to choose the opening theme music each episode, Alex would get to choose the music for the closing credits. And we would dance to it. Really badly.

We would get so crunk.

[StoneGold]

Oh, god that would be awesome.

Every Friday, we'd get ripped out of our minds, then watch a severely partisan film, such as Farhenheit 9/11 or... I don't know, something very right-wing.
Red Dawn?


WOLVERINES!!!!

[Dan Apodaca]

I'd like to see West3man in a buddy cop show with Dan Apodaca.
Co starring Tucker Denimn as their crazy street informer!

That would be a very awkward show.

[Winslow]

Solaris' FETISH FASHION HOUR.

REAL WORLD CBR with Samurai, Tom, Tages, Hoss, west3Man, Nikita, Greg Hatcher, Buried Alien, Tish-the-Scorpion, Snow Sabre, Puma and Alex shoved into a living situation together for a year.

I hate that show, but I'd watch that one . . .

[Nitmo]

DarkBlade, a Martha Stewart type of show.
Ok, that would be funny to see her bokken somebody who doesn't fetch her the right shade of 'taupe'

[BlairH]

This season, BlairH is on the hunt for the world's most dangerous terrorists, using only his massive firearm collection and a tub of butter. Nothing escapes from The Greased Scotsman. Only on Fox. ;)

That would be so damn awesome!

[Grazzt]

That would be so damn awesome!

Chasing terrorists, or being greased up with butter?

[BlairH]

Chasing terrorists, or being greased up with butter?

The TV Show. I think "Greased Scotsman" in particular is an awesome name.

Samurai can be my commander, at the start of every episode he'll give me a list of evil terrorists to kill then he'll explain just how evil these terrorists are. I then go out and kill these terrorists using hilariously comical methods.

[Grazzt]

The TV Show. I think "Greased Scotsman" in particular is an awesome name.

Samurai can be my commander, at the start of every episode he'll give me a list of evil terrorists to kill then he'll explain just how evil these terrorists are. I then go out and kill these terrorists using hilariously comical methods.

I can't take credit for it, though. I stole it off the Simpsons.

[BlairH]

I can't take credit for it, though. I stole it off the Simpsons.

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun......a greased Scotsman!

[Grazzt]

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun......a greased Scotsman!

It could also be a superhero show. You could shoot slicks of grease that trip badguys, and make slides like Iceman does. And you could be sponsored by McDonalds.

[HomerJay]

Point-Counterpoint featuring Samurai and PhoenixRising.

I would suspect that they'd need to employ a head of security a la Jerry Springer.

[HomerJay]

Typo Lad is comiiiing to town!

Actually, you're thinking of Hannukah Harry. :p

[Dan Apodaca]

Point-Counterpoint featuring Samurai and PhoenixRising.

I would suspect that they'd need to employ a head of security a la Jerry Springer.

I'd watch it.

[Typo Lad]

Point-Counterpoint featuring Samurai and PhoenixRising.

I would suspect that they'd need to employ a head of security a la Jerry Springer.

Or a sitcom where they have a show like that but fall in love off camera.

[Pól Rua]

JerrBear fights overweight criminals with an intelligent wheel-chair called WHUPASS. Together, they are known as The Chubby Chasers!

This made me laff like a bastid.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

I say Latuff gets a show like Rolf Harris had where he sits and paints/draws a pic while chatting with the audience.
But this time it might be both Informative, Entertaining. (either of which is more than rolf Harri had going for his show).

Only we let a few right-wing extremists in the audience every now and again to spice things up when he asks for audience comments.

[JerrBear81]

This made me laff like a bastid.

I liked it :D

[howyadoin]

I'm not sure what to call a show by howyadoin, but it'd air at 4:20*.Pot TV (http://www.pottv.com/)?

.

[howyadoin]

Chasing terrorists, or being greased up with butter?The two aren't mutually exclusive.

[Gaz]

I say Latuff gets a show like Rolf Harris had where he sits and paints/draws a pic while chatting with the audience.
But this time it might be both Informative, Entertaining. (either of which is more than rolf Harri had going for his show).

Only we let a few right-wing extremists in the audience every now and again to spice things up when he asks for audience comments.
Rolf has a similar one now, only he talks about art history and famous painters while doing a piece with the same subject as one of theirs.

[Tages]

Solaris' FETISH FASHION HOUR.

REAL WORLD CBR with Samurai, Tom, Tages, Hoss, west3Man, Nikita, Greg Hatcher, Buried Alien, Tish-the-Scorpion, Snow Sabre, Puma and Alex shoved into a living situation together for a year.
Samurai: "I have to admit that living with Tages has been...different than I expected."

Tom: "Yes, he's slightly less articulate than I'd pictured in person."

*cut to a shot of Tages walking around the house with Richard Wagner's "Gotterdamerung" blaring at top volume, singing along in his underwear and a Viking helmet*

[Messchird]

What TV show would I get?

[StoneGold]

Something boring, because you've only made 22 posts and we don't really know you.

[Grazzt]

This made me laff like a bastid.

Then my work here is done! *flies away, as theme music plays*

[Dan Apodaca]

There should be a weekly game show a la Wild and Crazy Kids, starring the Rumblers.

That would be scary AND funny.

[Arrjay]

I'd like to see West3man in a buddy cop show with Dan Apodaca.
Co starring Tucker Denimn as their crazy street informer!

Hell yes. I'd friggin' love to do that.

[Devon C.]

Something boring, because you've only made 22 posts and we don't really know you.
Well, what about me? What would MY show be like?

[StoneGold]

Well, what about me? What would MY show be like?
Yours would be dull as well, but that's just because you're not a very interesting person.



That or some crazy crap with topless leprechauns or something.

[BlairH]

Well, what about me? What would MY show be like?

Yours would be interesting as well, but that's just because you're a very interesting person.



Probably some crazy stuff involving topless nymphs or something.

[Dee3]

I'd put supercewfan1 in some kind of sitcom. Like a verity show.

I'd give Chuckg some kind of talk show.



Now what about me

[Nitmo]

There should be a weekly game show a la Wild and Crazy Kids, starring the Rumblers.

That would be scary AND funny.


I never saw more than teh first 5 minutes of that show, because that's when the bus for school came.